Bri'ish Zombies editionprev: >>204648192
>>204654897how good are you, /hor/?
Third for Taissa Farmiga (witch variant)
>>204654909>rewatch filme>notice how hot her legs are>nevernudelife is suffering
1/2 Rating system: Excellent!Worth a watch! Good Job! Not Worth Watching! (well-made but pointless and dull)Hot Garbage!The Substance (2024) – A wildly Excellent body horror in three distinct stages -- each of which goes farther than you’d expect -- and another good example of why it’s best to go into some things blind lest you spoil an actual *surprise* for once. It takes place in a grotesque sort of AMPLIFIED Hollywood setting, where spandex fitness programs never went out of vogue and broadcast television has no problem showing lots of topless dancing girls on a New Year’s special. Instead of kvetching, groping media Jews, you have (naturally) over-the-top white guys all cut from a blackly humorous Lynchian mold -- Dennis Quaid leading the pack in his gaudy Price is Right suits, with continuous close-up shots of his time-ravaged visage, and in one notable POWER LUNCH, the camera zooms in repeatedly on his greasy mouth as he crunches, open-mouthed, through an epic pile of shellfish -- as if to say to the forcibly retired Demi, “*I* can be gross, because I’m the guy behind the curtain, but not YOU.”
>>2046550192/2Sometimes, it’s good to not only go in blind . . . but to have distinct *misconceptions* about things. Because what’s better than starting from zero? Starting from minus-two, that’s what! I didn’t expect a lot, but I SO wanted to watch something just out of the cellophane, something from 2024. But where I expected Demi Moore thrashing around alone in a bathroom for two hours as she underwent some tiresome transformation, I got: 1.) Sunset Boulevard in overdrive with the above-mentioned Lynchian caricatures. 2.) A zany body horror roller coaster wherein a realistically AUGMENTED and constantly naked Margaret Qualley, as Demi Moore’s daughter-self, steals more of Demi’s life essence than is her fair share. 3.) A GWAR CONCERT GONE WRONG. All three stages are tied together by great sets that edge toward The Neon Demon in terms of neon pomp, flashy, top-tier camera work, and dynamic editing -- a HELL of a movie! Try not read reviews for hours like a timid fool and JUST WATCH.
>>204655019thanks. keep us updated, reviewanon.
>>204655026>Director Herbert L. Strock had very poor vision in one eye and consequently was unable to properly gauge how the 3-D effects were, and had to rely on others to tell him. Coincidentially, André De Toth, who directed House of Wax (1953), arguably the most famous 3-D film, only had one eye and could not see the 3-D effects at all.Humiliation ritual?
>>204654909Why was this bitch stupid enough to play the tape over the radio? She was asking for trouble.
I’ve come to the conclusion that I definitely have a type.
>>204655019this movie was enjoyable thanks to zero woke shit, i hope there's more movies like this
>>204655108Soul vs Soulless
>>204655019>the camera zooms in repeatedly on his greasy mouth as he crunches, open-mouthed, through an epic pile of shellfish
Another 3 new movies watched>SubserviencePretty boring. The first 50-60 minutes is all drama shit with no scares. Horror doesn't really start until the 3rd act. Best scenes were the 2-3 shots of Megan Fox in her bra & panties. Waste of time IMO.>#MissingCoupleIt's fine. All 3 are functional retards. Another innawoods movie where nobody brings a gun, which is just extremely lazy writing. Too many red herrings. Worth a watch if you're a FF Chad.>TarantulaSolid 1950s giant creature movie. There's just something about these 1950s movies that look so comfy. Would definitely recommend.
>>204655142>hired an intern to make shitty modernist minimal covers - starter packyikes
>>204655192>All 3 are functional retards.My people
>>204655019Buy an ad
Let's talk about Strange Darling.
>>204655210>oh no the gate is now locked>guess I'll just turn back to the cabin where the mysterious attacker can get me instead of raming the gate with my car>just found some weird black creature on a camera on the property>fuck it we're staying>let me just follow this black creature thing in my car>welp time to get out and walk towards it instead for no fucking reason instead of continuing in my carAbsolute retardation
>>204655273not /hor/
>>204655137>zero woke shitfilm is a critic about woman beauty standards how the fuck is not woke.
>>204655273Let's not unless we're talking about how we wish for the director to die violently and screaming
>>2046552151/2Nightbeast (1982) – A strong, fun Worth a Watch from trash master Don Dohler, who was known for using his friends and family to fill his casts on the cheap. And it shows! But what these actors lack in raw skill, they make up for in unbridled ENTHUSIASM: diving, rolling, jumping, constantly risking real injury! No stuntmen available on this budget! If that wasn’t enough, they gleefully GIVE IT UP for the titillation of the audience -- stripping down, showing boobage, PAWING each other awkwardly on command! Don must have commanded some measure of devotion, because there’s nothing they won’t do for him.So a space monster crash lands outside a rural American town. He’s a big, bulletproof monkey-lizard thing in silver lamé FULL of murderous fury -- and he just comes right out of the wreckage of his craft KILLIN’ AND A-KILLIN’ with no clear goal in sight. I can only assume he’s the extraterrestrial equivalent of some kind of crack-maddened ghetto creeper, and that he probably stole the ship to begin with. He probably stole his laser gat too -- and he uses this to great effect in the first part of the film, dissolving A QUARTER of the damned town after they put together a posse to track him down. Sure, the laser effects have that old, airbrushed cheese . . . but they actually look really good in that cheesiness! Nice, incandescent, *very* hot-looking -- their paths traced quite perfectly, in fact -- and the sparkling dissolution of the townsfolk goes that extra mile to satisfy! The monster himself doesn’t look bad either, aside from some design wonkiness of the type you might find on the cover of an ancient SF story magazine.
>>204655295did you miss the entire restaurant scene?
>>204655192lol'd at the utility pole falling over
>You'll never get a letter from UnabomberFeels bad man. Also search in ok.ru for this documentary, is about a german guy collecting serial killer and horror stuff memorabilia
>>2046553112/2I don’t think you’ll fall asleep on this one, because it’s stupid fun from one end to another. And the romantic interlude toward the end must be seen to be believed! Tuckered from all the tracking and the murder-by-monster, the beanpole sheriff and his tomboy deputy have a SEXY ENCOUNTER in which they briefly face each other naked, both wearing smiles of *sly* anticipation. One naked body is shown, and it FADES into the other -- and for a long moment their nipples, perfectly overlapping, become ONE! Was it purposeful? Maybe, maybe not. But it amounts to “pure pottery,” as the boys say.
>>204655294IMDB says it's horror. Get fucked.>>204655296Strange Darling was fantastic. Get fucked.
>>204655283Okay i'm not that big a retard but tbf when they were testing me they never put me in a cabin innawoods with eldritch horrors out there so maybe i would have passed if they did that
>>204655342Retard or woman
>12 more days till Halloween>Halloween>Halloween>12 more days till Halloween>Silver Shamrock
>>204655358Kek posts you can hear on loop
>>204655348Why are you asking me which Halloween costume you should dress as? I'd go with woman, since the point is to dress as something you're not.
>>204655410Nigga actually seething
>>204655273>>204655342Agreed. It was absolutely fantastic. A gem of filmmaking in general, not just horror.
fuck, she had a horrible death
>>204655358so did he fucked a robot or not
Any pumpkin carvers here? I only remember doing it once as a kid with my dad, and then never again afterward.
>>204655325Manson Postcard to the german
>>204655502
>>204655294You better not start you absolute faggot.
>>204655522he's showing paintings he got from the serial killers at prison
>>204654935>TCM 2 gridBased. Anyone have a grid of the first movie?Here's one of Next Generation I made
>>204655534Jeez, How did your mom let you have 2 Gacys!
>Nigga actually seething
>>204655558wonder what would it smell like...
>>204655273>Barbara HersheyKino alert!
>>204655575
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>>204655645Amityville crimes collage of items behind it too.
>>204655342It was alright, didn't really get what her motives were, was she just a schizophrenic druggie?
>>204655661
Can anyone name a kill more brutal than the bedroom scene in Terrifier 2?
>>204655450Nothing professional level but I like to cut out a simple face on a pumpkin every year. Sometimes I do ones from movies like the goofy pumpkin face from the first Halloween.
damn... the monster actually represents her trauma.
>>204655848Whatever this movie has against it, its a FUCKLOAD better than Little Bites, another Beastie in the Basement film from Rob Zombie's brother Spider One. That was pity, because I really liked Allegoria.
Thoughts on this?
>>204655502I wrote to Manson when I was an edgy high schooler and the old bitch never replied
>>204655556
>>204655885i thought big man japan was cool
>>204655295you're reading to far into it /pol/fag. did you watch in a violent nature, there was a scene in that were they were saying you can't use the word "retarded" which there was none of in the susbstance.
>>204655751Wolf creek head on a stick
>>204655741You done retard? No one cares about some rich moron who jerks off to murder.
Any cartoon recs for Halloween I can watch with my baby brother? He's 6.We watched this movie yesterday, Poupelle, about a kid who meets a puppet made of junk on Halloween night, but it got super dark and sad.
>>204655848no i will not watch your shitty horror movie christcuck and stop replying to yourself>>204655884
>>204655741chat, is this true?
>>204656141I'm not, fuck you faggot
>>204656142whichever Winnie the Pooh short has the heffalumps and woozles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZcfaHZG2gsexy vampire night
>>204655848Trauma horror is beyond played out.
I liked MadS. Even though it was French.
>>204656142Dougal and the Blue Cat gets happy again after it gets dark and sad
Watched The Medium. Got some The Wailing vibes, which makes sense because a writer for that movie also worked on this.Found footage, I liked it but also pretty long.
>>204656007He was pretty chad tbf. Turns into a ball of fire and doesn't afraid of anything
>>204656142i wish i didnt delete the horror toon chart by accident showcasing most halloween specials. i like the garfield one the most https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3FJePrGZb8
>>204656282most disturbing film i watched last year
>>204656142Curse of the Wererabbit?
>>204656142Some old Treehouse of Terror Simpsons episodes? Hell just any Halloween episodes of some old cartoons.
>>204656007>turns into a ball of firehuh? i'm talking about big man japan featuring renown comedian hitoshi matsumotoi was just telling you i think this movie is cool
>>204655215reviewanon is hecking cute and valid
>>204656282what about its sequel
>>204656336
>>204656170how was morning prayer christcuck, did you fantasise about good conquering evil after watching some shitty horror movie?
>>204656336>>204656408i was just about thinking i shouldnt derail the thread with GNT, but there is horror segments in most of them and one completely dedicated to spooking https://gakiarchives.com/video/14
>>204656356You're in luck, I made a grid for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkgQ7ygY4XASoul. Why have tubers lost their soul and are incapable of stuff like this now?
>>204656593>he spent his youth watching youtuber shitew, bet you stink worse than a yugioh tournament
>>204656538Got one for the The Thing?
times you acted like The Jackal
>>204655885It's really good and watching Koreans bitch about Japan is hilarious. Japan is still living rent free in their heads.
>>204656629I've gooned to Gwen Stacy before
Is TCM 3 worth a watch? I hear it's crap.
>>204656629>feral rapist and murderer of women >extremely popular among women back in the dayReally makes you think
>>204656781>TCM 3People bitch a moan about it, but I think it's one of the finest entries in the series.It subverts your expectations, but in a good way
>>204656593My favorite is the TCM atari episode.
Watching this with my mum tonight, since I imagine it's probably not too gory or scary
>>204656538cool, he looks quite sad tho, any nude of the glasses nerd?
who is your favorite 'awww shieeeet' horror nigger?
>>204656871GILF kino
>>204656871Not a bad haunted house flick.
>>204656989Blackula
It’s like someone put Wes Anderson and /hor/ together
I wonder what I’ll watch tonight
Frankenstein vs The Mummy isn’t an unsalvageable film, but the main guy’s acting was terrible and it is certainly lacking in Frankenstein-Mummy fights. They only fought once near the end for maybe a minute tops.
>>204656781It's pretty good, better than everything after the 2003 one. It's more serious than 2, and Leatherface is actually a threat again, but it still has some crazy scenes. I just wish they explained how the fuck Leatherface survived 2. If you watch it, check out the alternative ending too, it's pretty good>>204656617I don't, I'm surprised nobody has done it yet >>204656966>any nude of the glasses nerd?Nope
>>204655124Based.
>>204657334Maybe it's time for a rewatch.
Here's a good one that /hor/ rarely mentions
>>204657846>Here's a good one that /hor/ rarely mentionsadd Rabid (1977) to that list
I wanna see a monster movie with lots of blood and tits. Maybe even bloody tits. Does anything fit that bill?
Slow /hor/ afternoon.
>>204655502>>204655522>>204655534>>204655558>>204655575>>204655596>>204655645>>204655661>>204655741You true-crime serial killer worshipping faggots need to fuck off.This thread is for works of fiction
Terrifier 2 > Terrifier 3 > Terrifier > All Hallows' Eve
>>204654897>Bri'ish Zombies edition
>saw 11>set between 5 and 6>hoffinator gets justice on clowns>every trap is circus themed with clown themed after other horror movies as victim
>>204658095Busy fighting the internets for desert vampires>>204658083Piranha series, almost anything Roger Corman produced really
>>204657077I'm going to watch Black Christmas (1974)
>>204656190the babadook was good
the OP in /hor/ needs to start including those decades charts of horror movies, maybe in a pastebin link or a wiki
What's some horror about grimoires/books of magic?Like Necronomicon in The Evil DeadEven Hocus Pocus, so long as the magical book plays a big role
>>204658856Not a horror movie and not really a grimoire but I assume you'd like The Ninth Gate
>>204658856Necronomicon (1993)Cast a Deadly Spell
>>204658884That the one with Lucifer as a young woman seducing Depp? Yeah, I've watched it>>204658905>Cast a Deadly SpellVery fun movie, quite surprising that it was ever made especially considering the star studded cast>Necronomicon (1993)Sadly I don't recall the book itself being that important in any of the stories, well... despite the fact they were read from it of course
>>204658856Ghoulies is an accidentally read the magic spell book one. There's a lot of them but they're not consulting it a lot. >Even Hocus PocusYou'll want Practical Magic and to pretend you don't
>>204658856https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12675460/
Is this guy also in part 2 and 3 of In Search of Darkness?
>all of /hor/ is having a simultaneous hangoverwhat a sight to behold
welp
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>Bay of Blood (1971)>The Fly (1986)>Day of the Dead (1985)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Devils (1971)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Deadly Spawn (1983)>Elves (1989)>Carnosaur (1993)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>The Keep (1983)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)
pls gib sexy vampire recs
>>204658680>linksThis ain’t /film/. Just ask if you need /hor/ charts, anons are happy to oblige.
>>204660204but if there are links then nobody needs to ask, people dont need to go into their folders and drag out the charts to postlinks are needed
>>204659830What if I’m already drinking again?
>>204654897watched the substance yesterday, it was far from worst movie that ive watched but some parts of it were very obnoxious. It had a subtelity of sladgehammer and fuck "it supose to me that way" folk, the film didnt had any substance whatsoever. It had mediocry yet promising 1st act, terrible 2nd and 3rd act that was carried by practicle effects.This movie should be done as a 20min short, minimal dialog from the 2nd and 3rd plan actors, keeping the style of the music video with some break for demi/young actress exposition, no dialog from them, they are a product. It would work much better in that format, instead we got something which is tryhard zoomer cronwneberg, with spike of demi moore trying to prove herself/people that she still got it. Beside her face being stuck to the back of the monster, i mostly seen her as travolta in "fanatic".Dont let anyone try to sell you this movie, its piece of shit without any thought behind it. Just read some comic or loop satisfaction by beany benasi for 2,5h, it will be mid but still a better expirience.
>>204660297better than anything cronenberg has done for 30 years
>>204660257Anyone with a brain can just use the archive, like so:https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/90s%20horror/
>>204660248Phantombros you're gonna make me watch this again.
>>204660248I would really like to see more of these cinegrid webms but for Mario Bava movies.
>>204660335Yet still a shit.Thinking about this, i dont agree, crimes of the future was still much better movie than this piece of shit.
me watching Darkman for the first time>fuck yeah>FUCK yeah>FUCK YEAH
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>>204658000Rabid is such a cozy looking movie. shame about all the violent deaths
>the charts, you wanted them, we came
>>204660427Probably depressing for canadians, to see a Canada with no indians and then having to go outside.
>>204660335crimes of the future was alright. i wont watch it again though, but it was alright. unhagable lea seydoux showing off the goods again is all i needed
>>204660492
>>204660542>>204660427the baby is legit a disturbing one, even if its offscreen
>>204660248F-Femto...?
>>204660560
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>>204660643
>>204660561He wishes he was this much of a loser
20 minutes into TCM3 and the 2 protagonists are already acting like complete retards.
>>204660248Phantomkino
>>204660675>>204660493isnt this french canada mostly in the movie? there is less jeets there from what i heard, just due to the language barrier
>>204660724
>>204659106Kino movie. I wish the original 105 minute version would get released.
>>204660752
>>204660389
Darkman fucking sucks.
>tfw stores around me have no Halloween spirit this yearNo decorations, no goodies, not even the usual pumpkin spice editions of common foods
>>204660940
>>204660389The AVGN episode kinda made me wanna watch this. Is it actually good?
>>204660988the chinese department store is the only place with Halloween shit near me, lol
>Clock Tower remaster coming out next weekyay>they replaced the art with something akin to early 2010s Newgrounds shitnohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=4N5ZayxpUg0
>>204660988>Tfw in leprechaun land>Tfw the baker discussed Halloween costumes with me the other day
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>>204661146Does Ireland do the traditional carve-a-turnip style Halloween or do the people who celebrate it do more of an Americanized version?
>>204660340>>204660694Based. Watch it again, I’m probably going to soon.>>204660561Miura never denied it.
>>204654897Watching the Speak No Evil remake.It's as second-hand cringe inducing as the original movie was but seems to be completely changing the point of the original.
>>204661194We do the carvery a pumpkin because it's easier, but otherwise American Halloween is the sanitized version of Halloween. Imagine st Patrick's day in high irish American enclave cities except more costume variations and teenagers throwing eggs at people
>>204661254Lol carving*
>>204661133>remaster>it’s just the original game but with shitty animated cutsceneswhat the fuck?
>>204661133>JCon if she anime
>>204655916Looks real
>>204661397it is
>>204661501whats the fluid these things are being preserved in?
>>204661133>"replaced">vid clearly shows the original artTard.
>>204653779>miniseries that aren't stephen kingFrankenstein: The True StoryThe Dark Secret Of Harvest HomeHarper's IslandI'll throw in Dead Of Summer too although was supposed to be a seasonal anthology like AHS but got canceled after one season.
>>204655885It sucked honestly, the ultimate reveals that the monsters were all Japanese and part of a Japanese plot to bring down Korea made me laugh.
Happy to announce that Sleepy Hollow is still based
Everyone mentions House Of Wax and the remake, but nobody talks about Mystery Of The Wax Museum. Why?
>>204656989I hate niggers
>>204661539Based
>>204656142>>204656221Reminds me, I gotta go harass /co/ about this again.
>>204657846I watched this for the first time a week ago, it was a good time. I predicted the final twist like a third of the way in but it was still well executed.
>>204662089>2019I'm starting to think that chart-makin' is a lost art
any of you foos seen From Beyond?
>>204656142Halloween is Grinch Night
>>204661990Perhaps because it's a movie from literally 1933 and 99% of people don't even know anything before the 80s at most
>>204658680>the OP in /hor/ needs to start including those decades charts of horror moviesWe did last year. There's a MEGA link with all of them.
>>204662425I just made a From Beyond edition yesterday so yes.
>>204660940Wrong. You fucking suck
>>204658856Elvira, Mistress Of The DarkThe GateEquinoxEvilspeak
>>204655192>filenamekek
>terrifier 3 now being projected to outgross joker 2What went so fuckin right?
>>204662583It's not a musical and Art doesn't get raped.
>>204661592formaldehyde
Well, that was fucking awful. I got meme'd into watching another shitty, pointless, inferior in every way sequel it seems. They don't even bother to explain who the fuck are all these hillbillies, why and how Leatherface and Grampa survived and why they have another family now.
>>204662089thanks, i was too lazy to go look for it
>looking out random found footage JP horror movies on youtube>pick the first one>this is supposed to be our heroWhy are japs like this?
Has anyone seen this?
>>204662777That movie sucks. The director (Koji Shiraishi) has several found footage movies that are actually good, though. Check out Noroi and Occult specifically as those are his best. You might also like Shirome and A Record of Sweet Murder.
>>204662802very sexual title
>>204656142Disney's The Legend of Sleepy Hallow
>>204656142The Black Cauldron
>>204660059
>>204655192>There's just something about these 1950s movies that look so comfy.That's why I like the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers more than the 70s remake. That 50s small town vibe makes it for me, much more than better special effects do.
>>204660774>color out of space /w nic cageWho knew nicolas cage would do so good in lovecraftian horrorUnironically my favorite actor, either he act's for real good or just so stupid that it's entertaining.He starred in a relatively new horror movie called longlegs as well it's kinda mid but i really enjoyed itAlso the FNAF ripoff movie whatever it's called where he doesn't say a single word in the entire film was funny as fuck
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>>204663082That's one of my Top 10 favorite movies of all-time. The closeness of the small town where everyone knows each other is what really makes it better than the remake. Adds a lot more to the invasion.
>>204663116My problem with Color out of Space is that they got Nicholas Cage involved clearly to give it the sort of zany edge that From Beyond had with Jeffrey Combs, but the rest of the cast and the direction just didn't work for that kind of movie and it ended with Cage just being a ham on his own and everything else being boring or ripped off from something better
I fucking loved this and want more like it, Any recommendations?
>>204663206small town horrors are top kino. the Twilight Zone is quite good at this
>>204663082WTF is up with Kevin McCarthy's nostrils?
>>204663319The brothers have their own universe of which The Endless is part:ResolutionSomething in the DirtThey also dis Synchronicity which is smarmy but deals with similar themes.I started watching the recently released Things Will Be Different (produced by them I think) and it's good, had to stop to do other stuff and will resume Monday.Other movies you might enjoy:El IncidenteTimecrimesTime TrapTriangle (2009)
>>204663319this movie had a microbudget if i remember right and there is a previous movie with the two junkies i think. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1977895/?ref_=nm_flmg_job_1_cred_c_12
>>204663363That's what a man's nostrils used to look like before microplastics
>>204663319Do you think that it would it be a good pick for Helloween to watch with some people? I've seen it, but I'm not sure if it's horror-y enough.
>>204663585If you've seen it, why not attempt to form your own opinion instead of asking others to decide for you what is or isn't horror?
>>204663585I mean it's a great movie but it's not really a haloween-y vibe, Id probably throw on some slasher like terrifier, sleepaway camp or evil dead.Or if you want something more cozy less spooky just any tim burton movie
>>204662802I HAVE SEEN ITits chill and comfy if you like the woodsotherwise its a bit slow mayhap for mostit does have an interesting premise and it pays off in the end though so go for it anyway, the chick from barbarian is nice in it i guess too
>>204663433Oh i had no idea, that's really cool thanks anon!
>>204663585NTA but I think it's too wordy for a viewing with others. The meandering nature of the movie doesn't stir conversation as much as a more directly intriguing movie w/ lots of action (say Stream) or something atmospheric and linear (Gonjiam Asylum)
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>>204663585Watch something with a bigger budget. A slasher or something campy if the group is likely to talk a lot, something more serious if they'll actually want to watch a horror movie and not just have something on.
doing a Halloween marathon and finished 3glad that was the last of the series. It was good overall, although 2 dragged, but im glad they decided to end the series on a high notecan you imagine if they made an endless labyrinth of terrible sequels and reboots? haha
>>204663082Dana Wynter was a beauty
>>204663856All 50's movie stars looked the same.
>>204663635>>204663704>>204663774Thanks anons. We'll be watching three films, and so far I've got>TCM 2003>Tucker and Dale versus EvilThe third one was supposed to be Suspiria, but some unexpected people joined and it wouldn't work for them at all, so I'm looking for a replacement.
was that french spider movie any good?
>>204663936Top tier picks anon, kino
>>204663936Return of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, even Dawn of the Dead (2004).Zombie movies I think are good normie crowd pleasers, especially ones with comedic elements.
>>204663903No they didn't.
>>204663936Good list so far for a group. If you're looking for something silly you can put House on Haunted Hill (1959) on to end the night. If you're looking for something scarier but not too scary you could try Hell House maybe?
>>204663903they all had pointy boobs
>>204663936Mandy. Though not strictly horror it has visual appeal, oddness, striking scenes and a similar sensorial vibe though it's very different from Suspiria in other aspects
>>204664227you might be severely out of touch if you thing putting on Mandy makes sense at a party, unless your friends are all film geeks too
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>>204654897Shaun of the dead is one of those movies that’s been so overly referenced and rerun on British tv it’s not even funny to me anymore.The same with Austin powers or Monty python
>>204664241It's not a party dummy, it's a gathering of friends. You're the one who's out of touch if you think ppl put any movie at all at parties kekMandy has lots of visual appeal of the type that makes ppl passing by stop or looking away from their phones intrigued by the images-- which, unless you're retarded, provide a lot to talk about as they have an eerie, strange vibe
>>204664314I never even found it that funny. It's a well-made horror movie either way.
I have been rewatching the Friday The 13th and Evil Dead series, and I just got to Jason X, which I had not watched since it released on theaters.Just how the fuck could I enjoy this. It's like watching something that it's a middle point between SyFy and The Asylum. It's that kind of movie like Dracula 3000 where they use closeups all the time to hide that there's barely any budget. And I just noticed who is the security chief at the space ship. Knowing how the movie ends, it's rather ironic how something similar happens to him in a different movie (300)I do hope the Friday the 13th reboot is better than this.
>>204664510>I do hope the Friday the 13th reboot is better than this.The best 2000s F13 is Freddy vs Jason. Better than both X and the remake.
>>204664510Jason X is divisive, but I enjoy it.>I do hope the Friday the 13th reboot is better than thisThe remake is good IMO, it's at least better than Jason, Goes To Hell, Manhattan, probably a couple others.
>>204664555>better than X
>>204664578It is. I don't hate Jason X but Freddy vs Jason is both more entertaining and much more competently made.
best Morticia?
>>204664555Oh, right. I forgot about that one. I'm saving it for the days before Halloween.>>204664561I was able to enjoy Manhattan. At least the music was good and seeing New York in the eighties is always worth the watch. With Goes to Hell, this time I have opted to skip it entirely.
>>204664651Is that a man in the top right? The only Addams Family shit I've seen are the two live action movies in the early 90s
>>204664651comic
>>204664651Anjelica 100%, she had the perfect goth mommy look
Anyone watch Haunted UIster Live yet? I see it on the streaming services but can't find a torrent. I hear it's pretty good.
>>204664713I NEED to see her naked
how's Daddy's Head?(no pun intended)
>>204664748
Still haven't finished The House that Jack Built. I have like 10 minutes left I think. Was hoping it was bloodier. Not as shocking as I was lead to believe.
Here's a horror movie idea:>Protagonist cannot die>I don't mean plot armor>He flat-out cannot fucking die>Body keeps putting itself back together in some of the most disgusting "Regeneration" scenes ever put to film>Unfortunately, he not only still feels pain but also keeps scarringThink Death Becomes Her but much, much, much darker
>>204664761I watched it last night and thought it was pretty stinky. It's clearly inspired by the babadook but it's significantly worse.
>>204662425ogled would be the more appropriate term
>>204664687That's Daryl Hannah, zoomie
>>204664825Daryl is a guy's name
>>204664800https://www.thehollywoodnews.com/wp-content/uploads/VHS-Beyond-Stowaway-01-1024x576.jpg
>>204664800whats his motivation? wanting to die?
>>204664863Not necessarily, untrannify thyself
>>204664875wished they expanded upon it a bit, I wanted to see more
>>204664510>>204664555>>2046645614=2>3>1=6>Vs=X>Reboot>7>8>9
I'm here for the big titties killer, I'll trust you anon from yesterday.
>>204664909The movie sucks and there are no tits. At least you get to see Art The Clown actor in a different role.
>>204664908I appreciate how you simply erased Part V from the equation. Though, it's not as bad as Part VIII.
>>204664970oopsits equivalent to X and Vs i guess, maaaaybe a step higher
Any other Horror movies like The Haunting (1963). With functioning adults who are professionals in their field?
>>204664908For me2=1>6>3>4>5>FvJ>7>X>Remake>8>GtHAlso you forgot Part 5>>204664908I liked it but it feels low budget more in the All Hallows Eve/Terrifier 1 way than the Terrifier 2 and 3 way. You have to have a taste for low budget indie horror.>>204664965There actually were tits, which was surprising for a 2024 slasher desu.
>>204664909Great movie. It has everything and the better acquainted you are w/ horror tropes and faces the more you'll enjoy it. It's also very pacy and you won't be bored for a single second>>204664965>there are no titsCringe autizmo comment from someone who obviously hasn't watched it
>>204664898I wish Alanah would have used her natural Australian accent and had her large breasts on display
>>204664993Based.
it's pouring rain outside right now, what are the best horror with rainy atmosphere
TFW no yandere car girlfriend :(
>>204665041>It's also very pacyI liked this about it. The fast pacing and the "takes place in one building over the course of one night" plot. Gives the movie a lot of energy.
I'm assuming you've all seen the new Art short film/music video?https://youtube.com/watch?v=k9TzUxGPbI0
>>204665048she a trans porn star or something?
>>204665089Any ayylmao movies
>>204664898I dislike Flanagan to the point of not watching his stuff at all but this time around I did enjoy the story's concise approach and its criticism of social media selfishness/recklessness>>204665048She would have 100% shown her tits if asked. Australian women are used to sunbathing topless etc
>>204665039Realize I meant to (You) >>204664909 and fucked up lol.
>>204665108worse, a videogame streamer
I just finished Sinister lads. Give me a similar recommendation that's good on one of the streaming services. I have already seen Black Phone.
>>204664772Show her bush
>>204665089return of the living dead
>>204665101>energyPerfect description. The movie has energy and gusto, a true enthusiasm for horror and also an unbridled approach to it.It also breaks away from the retarded woke attempt to portray dads as weak and black guys as good
>>204664734It's on a couple of private trackers, shouldn't take too long to reach the rest.>Haunted Ulster Live 2023 1080p WEB-DL AAC 2.0 H.264-BobDobbs
>>204665162You'd probably like The Conjuring if you haven't seen it already. I'm pretty sure it's on netflix
Doing my annual re-watch of Hellraiser
>>204664965>there are no titsWhy would somebody just ducking make shit up about a movie they haven't watched like this?WTF is wrong with you.
>>204665194>spoilerYeah I liked that too but I was also a little sad because I liked the friendship between the dad and the black guy lol. Also I wasn't crazy about the twist at the very end, would have preferred if the daughter died instead.
>>204665266Also I wish I was Kirsty cottons jeans
>>204665106Shit music
>>204665305Player 3 doesn't show tits
>>204664777did you get the unrated uncut w/e version?what were you led to be believe? it was pretty wild to see opening weekend at the theater
>>204665347What the fuck is Player 3
>>204665347The cleavage she shows is still more breast than 99% of recent horror lol. And that's on top of the other tits.
>>204665384Oh the character.I mean fair enough but the movie does have tits.
>>204665384One of the killers in the movie.
>>204665369The download said unrated. I thought the beginning with Uma was bloodier when I first tried to watch it, the breasts being cut off was really nothing. I just remember him holding it in his hand. The kid part was maybe the worst when it shows his leg?
>>204665384John Sneed
>>204665421Yeah I had a brain fart I'm shit with names.
>>204665174Shit like this is why there are no newcomers in in /hor/. Every general is just ass and tits talk.
new>>204665523>>204665523>>204665523
>>204664909Is this like deadstream or more like the purge?
>>204665506Have you seen the rest of /tv/? Newfag
>>204665035The Legend of Hell House (1973)
>>204665542Purge I guess. It's a slasher by some of the Terrifier crew.
>>204665616Yeah I'm not complaining about the twists, definitely memorable. And yeah I suspected the black guy might be evil the whole time, but slashers have so many red herrings that you never know.
>>204665106kino
>>204665106I'll watch it now.
>>204665347Yeah, but the classic horror bitch that's killed right on her introduction scene is fully naked with bouncing tits while her lover is a naked muscle chad, so there is nudity, just not of the pussy variety but that is also true for 99% of 90s horror,only boobkino
>>204664889Other way around actually.Many supernatural beings want to torment him
>>204656197What did you like about it?
>>204665039part 1 doesnt get enough appreciation, you sir are truly a scholar
