Silver Shamrock merchandise edition
>>204665542The former I guess, the synopsis doesn't sound like thet Purge.
>>204665523Nigga what the fuck is this?
>>204665593this?
>>20466552312 more days til Hall-o-weenI just watched 'Stream', from the team who brought you the Terrifier movies, and it was truly awful. The guy who plays Art the Clown doesn't even make an attempt to be different
horror movies with big asses?
>>204665306The twists you mention are part of the movie's total tonal freedom and recall stuff such as the famous Prom Night and Kill List twist endings and enhance the unrelenting cautionary lesson approach of the story.There's a wry twist on the final girl trope which emphasizes that her irresponsibility and recklessness resulted in a tragic outcome and there's a burden of guilt hanging over her.The black guy seemed suspicious the second he failed to shoot on that pool area scene and it upends the chummy black side character cliche
>>204665622Didn’t even link the previous thread. Smh>>204654897
I visited george romero’s grave today
Shout out to whoever recommended I watch Mr. Vampire a week back. This shit was great.
>>204665668noiceI stopped by the NOTLD cemetery a couple months ago
>>204665660there are no posts worth reading in the last thread
>>204665668Rest in piss, George
>>204665642Needs a demoman edit
>>204665654Paranormal Activity
>>204665506Shut the fuck up.
>>204665656I responded in the last thread lol >>204665732
>>204665646AAAAAAAAH!
>>204665646Absolutely kino effect204665726Kys
>>204665732Yes. One MAJOR aspect that helps Stream move along so well is the fact that it has several characters and they look vivid/specific enough so that we always know who's who.It also mysterious leave at least 3 characters with undefined, open-ended fates
>>204665700>pic is the Mr. Vampire 2 posterIs that to say you watched through the whole series? 3 is my favorite
>>204665700Give me a rundown without spoilers.
>>204665802heard of wiki you chode fag?
>>204665700nice. if you want more, these two are also excellent>Encounters of the Spooky Kind>The Boxers Omen
>>204665542Neither and yet it encompasses elements from both. There's no movie that fully compares to it because it mixes 2 subgenres: slashers+death games
I'd give Wishmaster 1 a better review than The House that Jack built.
>>204665844the sequel isn't as good, but is worth a watch
>>204665668May he always rest in peace. George was politically naive but he had amazing vision and creativity. He and Fulci often had ideas that were too wide for the budgets they got
The House that a Fag Directed more like
>>204665106My cousin in LA got to see the premiere. Pretty jealous tbqh
>>204665779Pre-CGI had to actually use a lot of nice filming techniques. The original King Kong set the standard that even modern effects guys can't duplicate without CGI.
>>204665882lol
>>204665759Here >>204665791The way it also sets 2 parallel stories suggest several possibilities
>>204665668I didn't even know he was sick.
>>204665758He's also wrong, i'm a newcomer, i've only been here for a month.
>>204665908Color grading done right
warning: explicit interracial (dog + human) romance
>>204665642He's more looney tunes than mime thereAlso feels like the newest horror that actually bothers having sexualized victims
>>204665802A Chinese vampire (more like a zombie that hops around) is awakened and has to be contained by a shaman and his bumbling sidekick
>>204665882but enough about your home movies
>>204665642I liked it.
>>204665966More than that: it has a normal (as in, straight) sexual approach. It's a major plot element
>>204666043I was just surprised to see the couple having sex in the bathtub like classic horror moviesEspecially since both were actually quite attractive, a muscle chad and a classic big boobie bimboTerrifier 3 for example has attractive victims but they don't feel sexualized at all which is sad
Terrifier 3 is the weakest movie in the series so far.
>>204665523I was in an audience with Tom and Stacey a couple of hours ago talking about H3. Stacey would still get it DESU.
>>204666136That’s awesome man, what event?
>>204666126It's weird that the entire film doesn't actually need to exist. The entire momentum it gives the series could have been done in 10 minutes in 2. But it's not bad really, it's definitely the funniest and isn't unenjoyable.
>>204666071Precisely, a consistent, believable couple displaying mutual attraction and later having sexIt also shows one of the killers w/a nice cleavage and there are other mentions of sex and sexual behavior/energy throughout the movie
>>204666126It's way better than the bloatlord nonsense that is 2Still can't believe they have the gall not to show Art killing anyone in the actual Halloween party sequence, besides the mom which is on a whole other place
>>204665888Stop motion was generally use for decades.Or suits. Love them too. With models.And puppets like in Them! All equally great but using real animals is something that generally didn't look as good unless used sporadically.
>>204664800It has been used for dark comedy at leasthttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0161636/
How is Cube (1997)?
>>204666269Miniatures will always be kino for filming
>>204666126Terrifier 3 is the strongest movie in the series so far.
>>204666303kino atmosphere and setting and quite unique for its time and even nowadays
>>204665523Chucky through the first three Child's Play films is peak horror villain. Great kills, instantly recognizable, and memorable lines (far more than Freddy in my opinion). There's nothing NOT to like about him
>>204666303High caliber kino
>>204666136Me on the bottom right
are there any movies like Final Destination series where someone is basically just fighting fate and the world is trying to kill them at every opportunity like irl
>>2046662342 has way more gore and the story is way more coherent.3 is just worse in every way.
>>204666269A recent anthology movie that's not quite horror and slipped under the radar but made great use of stop-motion techniques (also excellent voice acting):https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11703050/
>>204666191For the Love of Horror. UK’s biggest horror festival. Had panels with Halloween 1 stars, Evil Dead 1 stars, a bunch of the cast from The Thing and the two girls from the first Terrifier. Tomorrow is Lin Shaye, Linnea Quigley, some of the SAW cast, Bill Moseley and the guy who got a chainsaw to the ass in Terrifier 3.
Are there any RECENT interviews with Leone or the cast commenting on the continued success of Poopyfarter 3? All I was able to find was stuff pre release so before they knew the box office etc.
>>204666417Tarot (2024 US movie; it's not very good but watchable-ish)Also, worth reposting:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1OMN29L9TI
Is Ghost Story any good? The idea of Fred Astaire in spooky shit is intriguing.>>204666529Wish it had kept the Horrorscope name, was a much better title.
final episode of Uzumaki today bros, I will post a link to livestream before it airs - 1:30am (ET)
>>204666353
>>204666557>Wish it had kept the Horrorscope name, was a much better title.They made it too algorithmic: rote dialogue, quota-based multirracial cast etc. It could have been much better with some adjustments. The "I Saw You" scene was one of this year's best
>>204666071Sadly the hot black haired chick from the first Terrifier looks to be going the way of Elliot Page. She’s shaved most of her hair. Is full on “gender doesn’t exist”, questions her sexuality all the time and has already dreamt up what her male name etc would be. She’s going to make the transition soon by the sounds of it.
>>204665864The collection did it better
>>204665646look at 'im go!
>>204666612I enjoy the cinegrids and the work that goes into it, but I have to say that sometimes the screencap selection seems completely random
>>204666624>Art fucked her so bad she troons outKino and fitting
>>204666612>2 fingers in the trigger guardHorrendous grip
>>204665721It's over. /hor/ isn't good even in October.>zoomer shit>slasher shit>paid shills>reddit horror comedies>general dramaMaking /hor/ threads year round was a mistake.
>>204665755how many ass shots?
Times you acted like Billy Zane?
>>204666612the theme is so good I have to listen to it anytime I see something like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAeB7-cnvvM
>>204666624she was hot. what a waste
>>204666720>complaining about slashersYou didn't belong here in the first place. Go away instead of bitching like a girl.
>>204666703am I this bad at reading facial expressions or does the actress look kinda horny there?
>>204666734sequel has the best main themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmBbt_cipxM
>>204666464>some of the SAW castWill Shawnee be there
>>204666464That’s badass, did you chat with any of them or get any pics taken with anyone?
>>204665668i'm twisted up about the skelly arms. in a way its understandable and even a little funny, a nice little homage. on the other way i still think its disrespectful to the dead. let them sleep. assuming fans put them up and he didnt have some crazy stipulation in his will or whatever else
>>204666766You don't get to shit up a place and demand people leave if they don't like it.
>>204666734Heavily influenced by some gialli main themes: the music box-sounding xylophone/piano, the childish singing that evaporates into ghostly whispers
>>204666696i tried to hide chucky mostly
>>204666824If you're bitching about people posting slashers in the horror thread then you're the one shitting up the place. Fuck off faggot.
>>204666823based afterlife respecter
>>204666624RIP.
>>204666824He's right, you're out of place here-- in fact your own comment makes it abundantly clear
>>204666823If I was dead I'd want people to put Halloween decorations on my grave desu.
>>204666779Kuleshov effect but you do have a point in that fear/arousal are often closely associated responses in women
>>204666722just now
>Sienna is OUR final girl like Sidney Prescott was for our grandparent's generationjesus christ I'm old
>>204666666WITNESSED
>>204666779She's paralyzed by fear and breathing heavily, that's all.
its the final girl phenotype for me
>>204665523im going to watch the commercial
I feel as though we didnt talk enough about Alanahs big milky tits last thread
>>204666803Yeah it’s Shawnee and Dina Meyer. We all had a crush on Dizzy from Starship Troopers let’s be honest. A fair few of you will have the webm’s of her shower scene saved I’m sure.>>204666808I got pics with Bill Moseley and Lin Shaye with Tom Fitzpatrick in full Insidious Ghost Bride costume.
>>204666873>>204666921Slashers are just capeshit for horror with mass appeal. This was abundently clear before you infested this general. Go back to your subreddit.
>>204665593>Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)17:52:46 No.204665571▶>>>204665542 >The former I guess, the synopsis doesn't sound like thet Purge.>>>> Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)17:53:26 No.204665593▶>>204665622>>>204665523 (OP)>Nigga what the fuck is this?
>>204666666Demonic Digits
>>204667069uh oh schizo
They are showing the blair witch on BBC soon.Never saw it so should I watch it?
>>204667100why not
>>204667061Stowaway was a breakout role for her. If she pays attention to the pattern, she should make another movie (preferably but not necessarily horror) and show at least tits. Strike while the iron's hot
>>204667069
>>204667067Stop shitting up the thread, whiny faggot. Leave.>>204667069This.
horror movies with real sex between two people in a multitude of positions and with a bunch of different camera angles and the girl has big tits and a big ass and like her titties are so big and bouncing and hes slam fucking her and you see him insert his dick into her closeup and shes going like "ohhh yeaah" and she's jiggling and she blows him and he eats her out and theyre fucking and it doesnt actually have to be horror just have like a pumpkin in the background or something or not even that but is there a website or something I can find videos like that because I really need to see tits?
>>204667100Sure.
>>204667061Would be perfect without the foot tattoo.
>>204667123You can't shit up what is already completely and totally shit.
>>204667133That would revolutionize horror.
>>204667061It's was directed by Mike's wife and I feel like she just picked a self insert.
>>204667164Then leave. We're not holding you hostage, you can stop looking at the thread.
>>204667061id suck her freakin jugs dry
>>204667133Baise Moi is like an exploitation movie about two girls who go on a violent crime and sex spree. The two leads are both porn stars so its all real sexsome of its very violent so it could be considered horror
>>204667100GOAT found footage anon check it out
>Hammer films are finally getting 4K restorationsHell yeah.
>>204665844as it should bethe scene where the djin tries to get the woman to waste a wish on turning the AC down or getting a glass of water was brilliant and better than any sccene from Jack Builds a House or w/e its called bc it sucks
>>204667238i love that kronos movie
>>204667238which ones are schlock and which ones are elevated hor?
>>204667196I come here every year to discuss horror movies. You have completely destroyed /hor/ as a place to do this. I have every right to express my dissatisfaction. Go the fuck back to whatever shit hole you crawled out of.
>>204666353stitch face chucky was a huge improvement
>>204667061Substance looking ass foot
>>204667067>Slashers are just capeshit for horror with mass appeal.Your subjective approach is itself debatable but that's not even the worst part of your argument. Slashers are a mainstay of horror cinema for at least half a century and have been consistently discussed in these generals for at least the past 5 years. What on earth led you to the naive, absurd assumption that a /hor/ general would stop talking about slashers as one of its main topics bc you, a random person, dislike them? Your attempt to come across as le /hor/ regular is made utterly ridiculous by the fact that someone who dislikes slashers would have stopped coming to these generals years ago.
>>204666624Fuck. She was super cute in that too
Halloween is an Irish holiday.
>>204667291>I come here every year to discuss horror moviesYet, instead of doing that, all you've done this thread is bitch about other people posting movies. It looks like you're the one trying to make the thread shitty, everyone else is discussing horror.
>>204667100Of course, assuming they're not airing some edited version. Great movie.
>>204666824You’re telling people not to discuss horror films in the HORROR GENERAL! Neck yourself
>>204667133There are several horror movies with more detailed sex scenes:Sister of Ursula (giallo)Gutterballs (slasher)Porno Holocaust (cannibal movie)
>>204667320You'd suck her toes like they were the last drop in a capri sun
>>204665523Was Ellie a Silver Shamrock machine all along, or did she get body-snatched at the factory?
>>204667374>we must sacrifice millions of kids because the planets are in alignmentmakes you wonder...what will happen if we DON'T sacrifice the kids? Do the planets explode or something? Was Silver shamrock actually a villain whose motives were hard to accept but ultimately understandable?
>>204667069You aren’t even trying anymore, Kolofag
>>204667320>ass foot
>>204667334I don't sit here year round like you losers. I don't know what possessed you to think /hor/ needed to be kept year round.I come here only for October and the last few years all I do is bitch at how awful this place has become.Specifically, I like how you keep fixating on the slashers, which was 1 complaint out of 5. I guess everything else is ok with you, right?>>204667383Every one else is discussing tits, you blind and intentionally dishonest retard.
>>204667450The latter, I think.
>>204667100Hell yeah.
>>204667374why the FUCK isn't the witch to the far left so they match up with the colo(u)rs of the flag damnit
>>204667194Flanagan also wrote it, which was a big boost for the VHS franchise bc for better or worse he's a mainstream name and that has gotten the attention of a wider audience. The next VHS installment has already been confirmed by Shudder
>>204667465>and the last few years all I do is bitchThen fucking leave. Are you autistic?
>>204667238I always like when they include lobby cards in restoration box sets.
>>204667383I'm not even the guy you responded to idiot but have fun arguing with random people online idiot hahaha horror movies are literally stupid and you are idiot for watch this!! hahaha!
>>204667264The remake is so ass
>>204667120Agreed, the bong genes will quickly turn her into margaret thatcher. She needs to expose herself NOW
Has anyone seen Jack the Bear? Danny Devito plays a horror show host
>>204667504hahahah u r mad proabably u r roastie slut why dont you hit the wall?! or wait already you did ahahahahahaaha
>>204667466>all I do is bitchPost tits.
>The protagonist of the last movie you watched is replaced by Shorty from Scary MovieWhat changes?
>>204667453These niggas came out on Halloween and you had to wear a mask to trick them and do a sacrifice to get them away from you.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fomorians
>>204667525i saw it had really bad reviews but the first ones good so far
>>204667690The original is kino.
>>204667374what has ireland contributed to hor
>>204667619
I'm a big defender of Oculus
>>204667712
>>204667712Halloween itself and Dracula (the novel.)
>>204667715*cums*
>>204665796Nah I just liked the pic.>>204665831Thanks for the recs. I’ve actually been meaning to watch Boxer’s Omen for months now so I’ll see if I can fit it in before the end of October.
>>204667712heres one
>>204667752nu/hor/ in a nutsheel
>>204666353First three Chucky movies are a borefest until the last 15 minutes where they go ham. The series gets good only from Bride onwards.
>>204667712Checkmate libtard
>>204665523Halloween and its sequels kind of sucked. Halloween 3 was such a fucking chore to sit through.
>>204667374Samhain is Irish, Halloween is American
>>204667466>I don't sit here year round like you losersBut whining about the generals being year-round not just contradicts that but makes YOU a loser. Imagine clinging to/obsessing a place where you clearly don't belong./hor/ is going on year-round for 2 very simple reasons: there is supply (horror movie being released/rereleased throughout the year) and demand (anons deciding to talk about horror outside of Halloween season).>I come here only for October and the last few years all I do is bitch at how awful this place has become.Don't. Spare yourself and us the whining and find yourself a likeminded forum, perhaps one focused on your favorite genre(s). In fact, you sound as if you'd be more at home in a niche subreddit or discord.>Specifically, I like how you keep fixating on the slashers, which was 1 complaint out of 5.The others are absurd too because ALL horror variations are perfectly fine as discussion subjects-- you're not obliged to join or even read them. Your objection to slashers is simply the most outlandish of your hang-ups since slashers are a major subject of these generals from the beginning.Go to the archives and try to find one single /hor/ thread where slashers don't account for at least, say, 20%-30% of the thread's comments.
>HALLOWEEEEN>HALLOWEEEEN>HALLOWEEEEN>HALLO-WEEN
>>204667980I remember Halloween
>>204666353>and memorable lines (far more than Freddy in my opinion)Oh my science, this. So much this. I can't watch horror unless it has plenty of onelines I can quote.>You Act Like You've Never Seen A Dead Body Before!KEK!
>>204667543She's already 31. It's a matter of urgency for her. In fact, if /ourguy/ were not on a 3-day vacation he'd undoubtedly say that she's already walled etc etc
Now this is some proper /hor/ kino!
>>204666353all that's good, but to me the magic of Child's Play is the finale of each film where you see that Chucky is made up of sinew and bone. it's like a twist and special effect in one.that's why something like M3GAN is inferior. it lacks a punch to back up the killer doll premise.
>>204665646what was the movie like this but with giant ants?
>>204667712Some very good movies:Oddity (one of this year's best)The HallowThe CanalA Dark SongAlso fantastic folklore/myths that provide a great source for horror
>>204668113Them! (1954)
>>204665668smoke a cig for george
What are some comfy non-franchise horrors? Watched The Hitcher last week. It’s very difficult to find good ones.
>>204667801
>>204668136ty
>>204667801For sure, most of the franchises from the 80’s were slopfests.
>>204668149one of the most comfy movies of all time
>>204667980>>204668002mandatory yearly listening https://youtu.be/2mUsUNTHpqo?si=AW4v0P3o4BFyn8aR
>jason>frankenstein>dracula>freddy>gillman>michael>king kong>chucky>godzilla>the wolf man>ghostface>jaws>leatherfaceHorror icons are so comfy. Too bad horror mostly gave up on iconic villains in the modern era.
>>204666624That's very hot, any armpit hair pics? I see slight forearm and leg hair.
>>204665726Overrated director for sure.
>>204668149Body Bags anthology. Very comfy Saturday night watch
>>204666624Told you guys this bitch was a pos garbage irl. Looks like some stupid feminist loser.
>>204668363Body Bags, nice, more overrated garbage from the 80’s.
>>204667980danzig 100% wouldve posted here if 4chan was around when he was younger
>>204667980>>204668301based. this is my typical go-to
>>204668411Cock lodging again I see.
>>204668149The Innkeepers
>>204667947> Go to the archives and try to find one single /hor/ thread where slashers don't account for at least, say, 20%-30% of the thread's comments.This. 20% slashers, 50% waifufagging, and 30% 80’s movies discussion.
>>204668448Isn’t this movie blacked? I remember trying to watch this many times and always not cause of the casting or something. This director only has one good movie.
>>204667640>MadSPretty hilarious, especially if he doesn't speak French.
>>204667947what a cogent repsonse that i thoroughly enjoyed reading, i shall outline your beautiful think piece on a series of flash cards and quiz myself, and others!, on their contents! Please continue to contribute so usefully to this already thriving and vivacious general! thanks so much!:3
>>204668522no it isn'tyou are confusing The Innkeepers with yo' mama it would seem
>>204668537Movie was good. What did you think of it? Very solid.
I heard this song for the first time earlier and I like it a lot. In my mind I pictured it playing during an 80s Halloween party scene in a movie https://youtu.be/yhN8SdulOFc?si=UEKJKvCAf3xI21it
>>204668584You’re retarded. I am going to google it right now
>>204668586I liked it, but also think it was just a tad too long. Then again, I was also feeling tired near the end so that might have been more on me.
>>204668592shut up tripfaggot
>>204668657Probably. Movie was good. The female character in the end just sitting there screaming and crying was very realistic. All the characters get away with being dumb, if you thought they were, because they were all on drugs makes the movie characters decisions easier to swallow. However, idk why the main guy in the beginning would drive that mental patient to his house. That was so dumb.
>>204668586I enjoyed it a lot. Despite a few shrill moments and taking some 20 mins or so to really start, it has a very engaging shot on location vibe and it adds some new elements to one-shot movies.
>>204668538>Noooooo people aren't talking about some obscure 70s Dutch slowburn horror film! /hor/ is bad now!Pure faggotry
>>204668586Didn't like it desu.people interested in horror come up with interesting ideas and make films from them.people interested in being bigshot directors come up with jerkoff movie ideas and choose horror as merely a medium to exercise it in. everything about the zombie premise in MadS was cliche.would have been better without the one take gimmick and with more thought put into why it should exist outside of an exercise.
>>204668584Anyways, googled it, I will check it tonight. There must be a reason I remember turning it off many times or haven’t watch it yet. Anyways, I know you enjoy getting blacked.
>>204668771Oh so you’re criticizing for the sake of criticizing. Got it. It’s better than whatever garbage Romero has shit out.
>>204668775silence you literal faggot.
Gonna watch The Substance fo tnite wish me luck
>>204668822You already did
>>204667947>In fact, you sound as if you'd be more at home in a niche subreddit or discord.I don't and have never used either of those. But I'd be willing to bet my left testicle, you and all of your ilk do. Go the fuck back.>The others are absurd too because ALL horror variations are perfectly fine as discussion subjectsHalf of the shit you discuss isn't even horror and the rest is just tits. I didn't come here to be shilled the latest Neflix wokeshit or whatever obscure comedy reddit is gushing about this week. Go the fuck back.
>>204668809I'm criticizing it because I didn't like it and it was cliche - do you read english?
>>204668809lol what kind of fucking reply is this
>>204668837>I didn't come here to beYou already said you came here solely to bitch. You literally said this.
>>204668871Because, thanks to you, there is literally no other reason to come here anymore.
>>204668809Are you the same autist who was sperging out about this film last night? lol get some sleep.
>>204668411um its actually from 1993
>hehehe
>>204668909You don't even know me. All I know about you is that, according to you, you've been coming here for years solely to complain about the threads. You seem like a loser.
>>204668730>idk why the main guy in the beginning would drive that mental patient to his houseDrug induced confusion+high trust society. He wasn't thinking straight. Also an example of the "don't invite evil inside your house/space" trope
>>204668837>Half of the shit you discuss isn't even horror and the rest is just tits. I didn't come here to be shilled the latest Neflix wokeshit or whatever obscure comedy reddit is gushing about this week. Go the fuck back.Care to name a few movies you want to discuss?
>>204668986It made no sense. you would call the cops, and certainly would not go to a fucking party.
>think of actually giving The Substance a chance>look it up>2h20mWhy do they do this shit? Why does every director now think their dumb horror movie needs to be an hours long epic?
if I had to defend recent frog flicks i'd go to bat for Vermines/Infested as a pretty intense bugs attack movie. the coal mine monster one was a wasted use of cool locations and I have zero interest in a fake one-take movie. have they released anything else of note lately?
>>204668963>You seem like a loser.You seem like a parasite.
>>204669033it might have been a decent film if edited down to 90m.
>>204668986Was there anything wrong with that girl though? I think she was actually normal.
>MadS>Under Paris>Vermines/InfestedWhy do the french want to nuke themselves so badly?
>>204665523Watched this today, underated movie
>>204669033it didn't feel long to me
>>204668834The true Cabin Anon did.That is the cloned Cabin Anon after the original used the Activator though.
>>204669039Under Paris also came out this year - probably the best of them, similar issues to Infested though.
>>204668837>I don't and have never used either of those.Give them a try and spare yourself the needless rants. You're clearly trying way to hard to fit here but your objections make it abundantly evident you don't>Half of the shit you discuss isn't even horrorOccasional off-topic banter is very much part of this and any general-- that's yet another evidence that you want /hor/ to be what it never was. > I didn't come here to be shilled the latest Neflix wokeshitConsider 2 possibilities: 1) netflix wouldn't spend a dime "shilling" anything here and 2)people often enjoy movies you don't-- some of these movies are recent theatrical or streaming releases so there's a natural coincidence. Get this: these generals are not made to cater to your tastes or expectations.
>>204666612do you make these on your own or is there a website?
>If Jason still haunts you... you're not alone
Speaking of MadS, is there some French thing I'm not picking up as to why the S is also capitalized?
:)
>>204669251MadS?
>>204669138> off-topic banterNow allowed. Discuss horror only.
>>204669027>you would call the copsYour comment is what makes no sense. Were you paying attention: the guy was driving his father's car while under the effect of hard drugs-- and that's even before it got profusely smeared with the woman's blood.>certainly would not go to a fucking party.She vanished and at that point he was not just drugged out but already under the early disorienting effects of the contamination>>204669072The bandaged girl? Yes, she was weird but the guy's confused drug-induced mental state led him to make several mistakes. Perhaps you're thinking of his gf or her friend?
>>204669254Kek
>>204669138>You're clearly trying way to hard to fitNewfag attempts gaslighting.>Occasional off-topic banter is very much part of this and any generalYes. /hor/ becoming a permanent general, and bringing all the garbage along with it was a mistake. Thank you for admitting this.>people often enjoy movies you don'tYes. "people" or newfags like you. Go back.>Get this: these generals are not made to cater to your tastes or expectations.Funny. They used to be. And they used to be pretty good. Until you came here and shat it up.The only problem is that you tourists outnumbered and drove away everyone else. Don't fucking tell me what /hor/ is or is not, you fucking parasite.
>>204669033You spend all day watching blacked, what is wrong with a 2 hour movie?
>>204669263Ya just came out on Shudder, French zombie horror movie.
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>>2046690332h+ horror is kino so long as it's not elevated bullshit with far too much drama like Flanagan flicks
>>204669132>Under Parisoh nice, I was assuming this was an American production or something. as was the case with Vermines, disappointing to see this is 100 minutes when I can only imagine it's not warranted, but will check it out
>>204669299are the events actually real in the movie or just them using drugs and going schizo/hallucinating?
>>204669299Might be a play on words, there would be no reason otherwise to capitalize the S right there.
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>>204669079Vermines is unpleasant bc of the characterization. The plot also has a few retarded choices. It is an unwitting metaphor about unbridled immigration-- as is Under Paris, which is a better movies as it doesn't take itself that seriously but still drives the point home and has great cinematography.MadS is the best of all three and all in all that's a pretty good record for French cinema this year. The Substance's director is French btw
>>204668617the innkeepers is an 'allwhite movie' if you catch my driftits not 'too dark' if you know what i meanit's rather LIGHT-hearted it's a WHITE hot horror picture
>>204669269bizarre, it's like you really believe movie logic happens in real life.I was going to reply but you are clearly an autistic who will write novels of retarded reality warping in response.
>>204668764complaints about bullshit posts are more frustrating to read than bullshit posts
It's definitely Annie's fault that those counselors let Jason drown back in 1957. Pamela was right.
>>204669287>>204669269fun fact: this kind of "let me quote every micro-point I disagree with and create a massive branching argument" is a prime indicator of aspergers.
A few weeks ago, some people ITT were talking about horror documentaries, and I mentioned I had an idea for a short one (like the kind you'd find on YouTube), but I'd probably never make it because it would probably turn out bad. Someone replied that I should try it and "see what happens".I wrote an entire script and began recording the voiceover, but then I realized my voice is too fucking wimpy to talk about a serious/horrifying topic. So there goes that.
>>204669416>is a prime indicator of aspergersNo, it's just a prime indicator of being a 4chan poster. Easy to get those two things confused.
>>204669416>fun factNothing about this fact was fun.>this kind of "let me quote every micro-point I disagree with>micro-pointNot a thing.>and create a massive branching argument>massive branching argumentNot a thing.>is a prime indicator of aspergers.Not an arguement.
>>204669114I appreciate your honesty Cabin anon
>>204669346I assume it's something like that, I just don't speak French so I'm wondering what it is.>>204669343I think it's left a bit up to the watcher, but I lean with actually happening.
>>204669264>Now allowedFreudian slip? Some OT chat is normal in generals and anally retentive hall monitoring/micromanaging attempts are pointless. If the jannies feel as if some OT conversations are going overboard they prune them and that's it.>>204669287>Newfag attempts gaslighting.Everything that shows you're a fish out of water are derived from your own remarks. You're just not self-aware enough and are only now coming to terms with this otherwise obvious fact.
in the novelization of Halloween III the 3rd channel plays the advertisement and a whole bunch of kids die
>>204669425Pay somebody on Fiverr or whatever to narrate it.
>>204668956this is rascal
>>204669463>I think it's left a bit up to the watcherI do NOT want schizo trash.Either it's real or I shan't be watching it.
>>204669425one - nobody likes the sound of their own voice. you could be exaggerating and should try running it by some other peopletwo - if you really do sound like a fag, do you have friends/family you could ask? otherwise consider one of those sites where you pay people criminal rates to do things like voiceovers
>>204669248the weakest of the earlier friday movies, or maybe its the bridge between the classic early ones and the 'jason' movies its got its own vibe, sleazy for the sakev being sleazy is pretty 'kewl' in its own right
>>204669468who put you in charge of defending the general's honor?
I am almost through all of the Price of Fear radio episodes. they're oldschool but fun listens when VP plays a character.
>>204669477I would be gameIn the meantime I’m gonna watch Videodrome
>>204669343of course its not real idiot its a fucking movie thats why theys music playing and credits and shit at the end loser!
>>204669502>the weakest of the earlier friday moviesMaybe true but it's also still better than any of the later entries (besides 6.)
>>204669490Every "viewpoint" character takes some new drug anon.
>>204669306stop posting thumbnails
>>204669563junkie SCUMI hope they all die Street Trash style
>>204669414fuckin hate anniethis is literally all her faultwhat a stupid whore
>>204669425Just modify your voice to sound like a demon or some shit, make it your gimmick.
>>204669477I think part of the problem might be the writing. I may have written it more like a "novel", with descriptions and imagery that sounds like something you'd read in a book. Maybe that's just not right for documentary narrations.>>204669499>do you have friendslmao no.
>>204669114cloned cabin anon is chubbier, gayer, and more attention hungry than the original, he also just eats plastic with artificial sweetener packets, doesnt even open the packets just plops them on top and goes 'full ham', as it were,
pretty crazy how Tony Scott's filmography goes from The Hunger (debut) to Top Gun (sophomore)
>>204669387>it's like you really believe movie logic happens in real life. It's more a case of you having a hard time flowing along with movie logic. Why he picked up the girl and hung up when the EMT call said a police car would be dispatched along with an ambulance is perfectly aligned to the movie in a way that also feels realistic.You sound confused and/or low IQ.>>204669416>fun fact: this kind of "let me quote every micro-point I disagree with and create a massive branching argument" is a prime indicator of aspergers.True. People who nitpick (such as the guy above who's clearly filtered by simple plot points in MadS) often change the goalposts as they go along: -hey, that's not realistic!!!-wrong, it is plausible if you consider etc etc-hey, why do you believe movie logic applies to real life???Etc
You guys getting into weird, parasocial arguments about a thread is weird. I like conflict too, is that what this is? Just scrapping to scrap?
>>204669033it's an alarming trendin super poor countries like "China" movies are made extra fucking long and have romance + comedy + action sub plots and scenes thrown in as a way of appealing to as many people as possible and the extra length is to entice the penurious population into thinking they're getting 'more movie for the money' and now the U.S. is making extra long movies, despite a significant overall decrease in attention spans, i wonder why
>>204669505It's not about "honor". It's a question of knowing 1)the culture of the place, which is encompassing rather than narrowly autistic and 2)what rules are enforced and most of all who enforces them (hint: it's not you)
>>204669604Could change it up a bit, but I've only ever written a short story(as far as fiction goes). I assume scripts are different for obvious reasons.
>>204669676I still haven’t watched Interstellar despite having multiple irl people recommend it because of the runtime
>>204669661It's the fate of all generals.
>>204669676>and have romance + comedy + action sub plots and scenes thrown in as a way of appealing to as many people as possibleBasically Hollywood capeshit, except Hollywood has toned down the romance plots. Same premise though, they're trying to make movies that "appeal to everyone." A movie your grandma could watch.
>>204669540weakest early friday >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strongest later friday "for sure"
>>204669679>1)the culture of the place,lol lmao
>>204669703/hsg/ on /tg/ is mostly ok.
>>204669730>>204669730fuck grandma i'm saying we're all going to be eating our belts in 5 years
>>204665646Dropping napalm.
>>204669744Shouldn't have even did CGI, the practical effects there are way better.
>>204665523>watching Terrifier 2>most people get stabbed a little bit and then maybe decapitated or shot >random friend #2 gets stabbed, scalped, gets her arm pulled off, her fingers pulled apart, her leg chopped off, bleach and salt poured in the wound, and god knows what else as she gets tortured for hours This is like that one girl in Jurassic World times a million.
>>204669757That's true, /tg/ has a lot of solid ones.
>>204669730>capeshitNot you again.
>>204669814>he thinks only one person on /tv/ calls superhero movies "capeshit"How new are you?
>>204669734If you're outside looking in you don't belong at all. Noticing small unsaid behaviors is what makes you belong or a pariah. The fact that you can't notice or resist these patterns means you're social unskilled even in an online board. A typical "you must be fun at parties" case and the recommendation should be obvious: lurk more
>>204666136Tom with no mustache is a crime.
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>>204669517are you the gay fat woman that lives in a cabin in the woods?
>>204666353This is my favorite bit from Chucky.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weZVgZLnN4I love the crazed desperation in his voice.
>>204669834>lurk moreWow, you must be an oldfag. Your writing style totally doesn't give you away as a filthy redditor tourist.
>>204669834this nigga having a meltdown because someone criticized his favorite borderline-parody, mass-produced, dogshit b movies
>>204669965>borderline-parody, mass-produced, dogshit b moviesJust leave already. Aren't you tired of this? We all are.
>>204667980>can we get the blood to run UP the walls?
So while looking for this >>204665965 I discovered that there was a TV movie adaptation of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow in 1999 and also 1979/1980. Anyone seen them?
>>204669463Well, I do speak french and I assure you there is no reason to do so. Now, what's the pun, I don't know.
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>>204669744Sauce?
>>204665700Hopping Chinese vampires are awesome. Sammo Hung in Encounters of the Spooky Kind islegendaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRtZlGI3Iis
