Head Like a FUCKING Pumpkin editionPrevious >>204673230
NEED something shitty but fun to watch drunk. Is the Spirit Halloween movie any good?
Just watched Smile 2, AMA
Objectively one of the worst horror movies ever made.
>>204679554>NEED something shitty but fun to watch drunk
>Movie has RAPE
TAXI (unearthed Grindhouse cut)
>>204679606The meme is dead, anon. You can move on now.
>>204679397Objectively: it's a horror movies whose plot follows a police procedural template. It deals with satanism and has a few scarejumps as well as some stylistic flair. It's a good movie, among this year's best in the genre
How's your haunt going so far, /hor/? What've you watched?
a tit comes out of a head literally 10/10 I'm so happy this movie exists
>>204679632>twitter url>phoneposter sized imagek
>>204679598That's not Mimic.
>>204679581Does Naomi Scott show tits?
>>204679542based and pumpkinpilled
>>204679602Between the gorgon lady, Mary Woronov, and Gerrit Graham this would be a good choice if I hadn't seen it. But it really is shit and I don't want to rewatch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ieync_lCgE
>>204679542I fucking love pumpkinhead.
>>204679628I've got 3 Puppet Master movies left in my marathon.may be able to squeeze the Ghoulies series in before the end of the month.
>>204679619what meme? last time I posted here was like 2 weeks ago.Is James Janesse posting still forbidden?
sing it with me /hor/>NOW THIS IS A STORYYYYYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ1Bnlzgsck
>>204679598No but it was far weaker than Frank, Wolf, Creature or Invisible Man's first films.Pic related & its sequel are genuinely better (and they are getting a Blu-Ray release)
>>204679628-liked:Stream MadS VHS Beyond Never Let Go-dislikedAlien RomulusIt's What's Inside
>>204679628This is my list so far>1Critters 4*Ghoulies 4>2Kill, Baby... Kill!*A Bay of Blood>3Manhattan Baby*Demonia>4The Love WitchThe Devonsville Terror*>53 From HellEmbodiment of Evil*>6Curse of the WerewolfMoon of the Wolf*>7The Vampire Lovers*Lust for a Vampire>8Twins of Evil*Countess Dracula>9The Laughing Dead*The Curse of the Aztec Mummy>10Auntie Lee's Meat PiesBlood Diner*>11Critters Attack!*Hobgoblins>12An Eternal Combat*The Seventh Curse>13Ju-On: The Grudge*Dark Water>14Cat's EyeGraveyard Shift*>15Night Train to Terror*Terror Train>16Puppet MasterDemonic Toys*>17Bad MoonWolf Guy*>18Nightmare Sisters*Witchtrap>19Night of the Demons (2009)*Fright Night (2011)* denotes the movie I enjoyed more that night. All very subjective, of course.
>>204679512I think the meta element of it being Nic Cage, and that kind of performance together just make it impossible not to think his scenes are comical in it. I can see people receiving it the intended way if they didn't know who Cage was, and I also have faith that Cage could have pulled it off in theory if they were shot and edited differently.
>>204679743>Night of the Demons (2009)*>Fright Night (2011)why would anyone ever bother watching these remakes. There will never be any point in my life where I would sit down to watch these and I don't know why anyone would want shit up their Halloween season by doing such a thing.
>>204679542https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs8hgC5Au_8
What do we think of her recommendations and her https://youtu.be/P0KnYZL7_l4?si=YI5C9oTXlYZjeQAQ
>>204679690
>>204679775I had to see it for myself. Night of the Demons was actually pretty decent. Fright Night though, just an ugly movie with little going for it. David Tennant wasn't bad.
VOTE FOR BEST!https://strawpoll.com/mpnbo3LVMg5And share your thoughts/reviews of them. Thanks.
>He doesn't watch the best horror movie podcast, Zac Amico's Midnight Spookshow
>>204679797He's the biggest asshole in the horror monster kingdom
>>204679797Who would win, jason or pumpkinhead?
VOTE FOR BEST!https://strawpoll.com/kogjk3aqEZ6
I just marathoned skibidi Lake Mungo. The movie was mad rizz.
>>204679814These are all pretty mid slasher flicks. In fact, they probably would all blend together to the average viewer.
Went throw my slasher folder and I don't have any movies starting with the following letters:A, E, G, L, O, Q, R, U, V, Y, Z Any recommendations?
last nights curry didn't go down well, just did a big The Substance in the toilet
Is Rob Zombie a good director? He's certainly an auteur but does /hor/ think of him as actually being good at directing.
what was that movie with the snowman raping the girl?
VOTE FOR 6 BEST FILMS OF ALL 3 FRANCHISES!https://strawpoll.com/LVyK8Jrbkn0
>>204679867Jack Frost
>>204679867Jack Frost 1997
>>204679839>shit sequel to a bad American remake>shit prequel to bad zoomer movie>shit sequel to a mid movieWhat is even the point of this random poll shit when the choices don't even make sense.
>>204679814I've seen every single one of these films except top right, and they're absolute shit. I want to give the edge to Rush Week but Edge of the Axe is probably the most memorable, even though it is complete shit.
>>204679835Unless Jason figures out whoever's blood was used to summon Pumpkinhead is his only weakness then it'd just go on and on, each getting more brutal and creative as they try to kill each other.Honestly I always thought a "Pumpkinhead Vs. The Horror Universe" would be a cool crossover. Bunch of former victims or relatives of iconic slasher villain victims ban together to summon Pumpkinhead to take revenge on the killers. Michael, Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Leatherface, etc.
>>204679851RitualsLake Bodom (2016)
>Jesus Christ, he's got a gun!
>>204679869
>>204679851> LAID TO RESTOk/Meh to Decent> CHROMESKULL - LAID TO REST 2Very GoodWHERE THE FUCK IS 3?
Did anyone else just find it kind of odd that Pumpkinhead has an actual visible small penis?
>>204679869>Halloween (1978)>Halloween Kills>RZ's H2>Elm Street (1984)>Freddy Vs. Jason>F13: The Final Chapter
>>204679869>One other anon actually agreed with me on Zombie's Halloween 2Incredibly based
>>204679920> 1 & especially 8 over 4 or 6.What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>204679743nice double features anon
>>204679851>Went throw my slasher folder and I don't have any movies starting with the following letters:>A, E, G, L, O, Q, R, U, V, Y, ZRetard has never heard of "A Nightmare on Elm Street".
>>204679876>>204679883was it good? worth a rewatch?
>>204679851Urban Legend
>>204679959It's known for being a bad movie
>>204679959I haven't seen it in 20 years or so but I remember it fondly
Do people actually like the Halloween sequels after 3? The franchise is one big letdown, when you learn it was suppose to be an anthology Halloween series, with each movie being different story. We instead have them trying to relive the success of the first film with diminishing returns.
>>204679928>>204679928>>204679928VOTE FOR 3 BEST!https://strawpoll.com/PKgl3Rwa9np
>>204679947Genuinely I like it a lot. Unflinching portrayal of how lives can be permanently screwed up by violent trauma, most of the kills feel like actual murders. It's a far better "deconstruction" of Halloween more than Ends ever was.Might be an unpopular opinion, but Zombie handled the idea of Michael and Laurie being siblings better than any of the original films, too. It has an actual, tangible impact on her life, the horror of it being that her blood ties come back to ruin her and she never had a chance; despite all the effort that was taken to protect her.
>>204680008You should KYS.
>>204679980>Do people actually like the Halloween sequels after 3?Not me. I even think Halloween 2 is mid. Literally the worst slasher franchise by far with the worst sequels. Some people pretend to like 4 but I think that shit is boring as fuck.
>>204680008I like Rob Zombie's Halloween because his Michael Myers reminds me of myself
I prefer zombies Halloween movie to the garbage nu trilogy that should have ending with the first film
>>2046799524 and 6 are shit
>>204679865I don't believe directors actually do anything that matters, so he's basically as good at it as anybody else.
>>204680037Based and self-insertpilled.
>>204680008I've brought it up multiple times over the years but the Director's Cut of Zombie's H2 is genuinely an arthouse slasher. It's insane how the theatrical cut butchered it.
>>204679980>Do people actually like the Halloween sequels after 3?Fucking Absolutely.H1> Great to Strongly GreatH2 = H4> Great (both my favorites & top fav slashers in general)2018> Very GoodH6 (producer's cut)> Very GoodH3> GoodKills> Decent to Good-ishNightdance (comic)> Decent (bleak mean spirited ending keeps it from being higher)H5> DecentH20> DecentEnds> Ok / Meh to Decent-ishZombie's H2 (09)> Ok / MehZombie's H1 (07)> Ok / Meh3 issue series from Chaos Comics> Ok / MehH6 (theatrical)> PoorHR> Bad (but slightly underrated)
>>204680008RZH2 is the Fire Walk with Me of Halloween films.
>>204680037Please rape me...
>>204680057>I don't believe directors actually do anything that mattersHow can someone who visits /tv/ have such an insanely stupid opinion. It's not even an opinion really, but rather a fundamentally wrong statement.
>>204679851Opera
>>204680069Not a big twin peaks guy. Does that mean that some people really enjoy it and some people really hate it or it's incredibly bizarre? Both takes are fair
>>204679980>>204680067H4 is basically flawless aside from the mask.PROS> Great moody opening credits surveying farm equipment adorned with Halloween decorations.> Solid score.> The film certainty has a different feel from the original 2 films but is still very suspenseful & atmospheric in it's own way (and is still dead serious in tone)> Like 2 the film does a decent job of fleshing out Haddonfield as a real town with culture & history.> Donald as always is great.> Harris as Jamie remains among the best performances from a child actor I have encountered in a horror film.> Rachel is a solid final girl.> Sheriff Meeker (beau starr) I have always thought to be cool, his professional & trusting interaction with Loomis is more enjoyable then the more strained back & forth between Brackett & Loomis in 1/2. We get a faint hint of laziness/denial on his part with him initially trying to blow Loomis off but once he takes things seriously he goes into war mode like a boss.> I liked that they wrote both Loomis & Myers as having learned from the events of 78, what with Loomis not hesitating to demand a town wide curfew which he resisted doing in 78 and Myers taking out both the Police & Power stations early on & letting officer Logan take him directly to his targets.> Build up to & reveal of the police station massacre is chilling as well as the triple Michael sequence.> This is easily the most powerful we have ever seen Myers on film.> Entire ending from the battle atop the truck to the shootdown, to the twist is epic as hell.CONS> Worst mask of the series.>>204680030>pretendFuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2hJMXOHikkThe best part of RZH II. Chilling.
>>204680063I've never seen it, might do a double feature some time as a rewatch because my memory is pretty hazy anyway.
>>204679956>Retard has never heard of "A Nightmare on Elm Street".Oh. Good point. I probably have them all in a folder named "Nightmare" or something. >>204679910>>204679928>>204680091Thanks. >>204679962>Urban LegendDidn't even cross my mind. Suppose I didn't think it was worth downloading.
>>204680067You know when Halloweenfags are completely delusional when they say shit like Halloween 5 and H20 are "decent" while unironically defending Rob Zombies universally hated reboot movies and trying to pass them off as okay to average flicks instead of being honest and calling them objectively dogshit.
please give me a horror short to watch before I fall asleep.
>>204680096Mainly that it's a very empathetic portrait of a traumatized young woman being consumed by evil.
>>204679988>I'm going insane
>>204680063What's the difference between the Theatrical and the Director's Cut?
>>204680131Harpya
What is the name of that one artsy horror film about guy and his dwarf glasses wearing mother
This is one of my favorite shots in any horror movie.If anyone has the newer 4K version, I'd appreciate a UHD screencap of this exact frame
Halloweenfags are literally so obnoxious and stuck up lmao
>>204680157Anguish (1987)?
>>204680126Urban Legend is solid.
>>204680168Are the sequels worth watching?
>>204679980I like Halloween 4, 2018, and Ends. Don't like the first two movies. Haven't seen 3 or the H20 films.
>>204679598No, but it's not particularly good either.
>>204680179Bingo!
>>204680124You think the theatrical gets nuts? Director's Cut got dream sequences that make one actually realize Rob Zombie was incredibly ambitious. It's an art film under the guise of a slasher. Nobody's done anything like it since.>>204680133True
>>204680129WTF are you talking about?H20 has always been universally considered decent at worst and revitalized the franchise.Resurrection is the dumpsterfire abortion.H20Pros!> Solid showdown between Laurie & Myers. Michael ripping the axe out of his shoulder and slamming it into the ground was boss. Decapitation was great.> Secluded school is a decent location.> Young cast is decently likable.> The bathroom sequence is suspenseful.> Opening killings are suspenseful.Cons!> No character besides Laurie gets any depth.> Laurie's boyfriend is really likable but is wasted overall.> 3 different mask are used and ALL largely suck. Main one shows his eyes way too much, hair is too flared out & forehead is too big.> Marco Beltrami's score is fine but doesn't really vibe with the franchise's traditional music at all.Controversial elements some like & some dislike.> The post scream feel.
>>204680179If that's the movie with the fat lady with the annoying voice from poltergeist. I just wanna say the flick was fucking TERRIBLE. Most of the film is just you watching a movie within a movie even after the movie shows you it's just another movie that characters are watching yet they keep cutting back to the fake movie you have NO investment in. Like who the fuck thought that was a good idea.
>>204680180May be worth a rewatch then. It's weird cause I kind of feel like I did download it, but I didn't see it in my folder.
>>204680224You're delusional and your hollow vague opinions have already been invalidated
>>204680147Not spoiling because you have to go in to it not knowing what to expect.
>>204680174>Halloweenfags are literally so obnoxious and stuck up lmaoI am - >>204680067 and I am not stuck up at all. I like Friday & Nightmare plenty as well.
>>2046801832 is not but 3 and 4 are.
reminder the best Halloween sequel is still worse than even the worst F13th films such as Jason Takes Manhattan. That's how awful the Halloween franchise is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPWhOdRSQ6U
>>204680148Well, the harpy titties were pretty nice at least.
>>204680259I'm not rewatching one of Rob Zombie's shit flicks. I just want to know which one I watched so I know whether to call you a faggot or not.
>>204680282and the worst elm street film is miles better than the best FF13 film
>>204680282>Jason Takes Manhattan>awful It's not 1989, you didn't know to pretend it's bad anymore >>204680296>and the worst elm street film is miles better than the best FF13 filmAbsolutely not.
>>204680288It inspired the Argento episode of Masters of Horror, Jennifer.
COW! COW!
>>204680291
>>204680282Explain how the fuck Jason Takes Manhattan has less flaws than H4 - >>204680107Are you fucking psychotic?
>>204680336Because it just does.
>>204680332Faggot.
>>204680252Explain what else is wrong with H20 that I did not list.
She's hotter than Jamie Lee Curtis I think we can all agree on that.
>>204680291nta, haven't watched the director's cut either, but the difference is that the director's cut has more unnecessary stuff like talking and walking and a rape scene that takes place in MMs cell involving some caretakers and a female patient
>>204680360Absolutely not.
>>204680360Bad side tatto that takes her curves and makes her look boxy
>>204680360How can you say that when Jamie Lee Curtis has STILL GOT IT?
>>204680296Freddy's Dead is not better than shit like F13th Part 3 or 4. That's just a delusional opinion. AoES 1 > F13th 1AoES 2 < F13th 2AoES 3 = F13th 3AoES 4 < F13th 4AoES 5 > F13th 5AoES 6 < F13th 6NN = F13th 7
>>204680229Filtered
>>204680174My analysis from these threads.Halloween fan>lorefags, probably designed their own slasher mask, a little too into Danielle HarrisFriday fan>cynics, want to watch something else but never do, alcoholic, the most hetero of the bunchFreddy fan>dream it's 1981 every night, ironically live in a nightmare on waking, enjoys cheesy pop musicTCM fan>deep resentment of "city slickers" despite living in the suburbs, animal lover, needs to take a shower
>>204680037You're an autistic mute psychopath?
>>204680351
>>204679788havent seen it again since the first time i watched it eons ago but i remember murder party being pretty fun for what it was. prolly had like 5 dollars as a budget lol.
>>204680389>AoES 3 = F13th 3Bruh no. I like F13P3 alot, it's by far the most comfy of the series but it is objectively far more flawed than Dream Warriors which is among the greatest slashers ever made.
>>204680439>>TCM fan>>deep resentment of "city slickers" despite living in the suburbs, animal lover, needs to take a showerThat's me to a T, and I need to pee *claps hands, spins, and moonwalks to the bathroom*
>Brackett's reaction to finding Annie's body is longer, containing video flashbacks of real-life actress Danielle Harris as a child.Kek. Rob Zombie fags are retarded.
>>204680527>Anons refused to spoonfeed me so I went ahead and found a summary for something I already was deadset on hating anywaysYou're an honest to god faggot
>>204680008The opening of H2 is pure kino. And the rest of the movie actually has a good halloween vibe to it that I feel captures that Halloween 4 opening. The main issue I ultimately have with it is that Scout is annoying as fuck.
>>204680439This is how I find out I'm more of a Friday fan than a Freddy fan. Wonder when that happened.
>>204679814I haven’t seen a single one of these but they all look mid as fuck lol
>>204679788Why won't she be my wife?>>204680489They are dropping a blu-ray soon
>>204680518Dream Warriors is a literal meme. Creative but a far cry from what F13th was. F13th part 3 at least keeps the spirit of the franchise alive on top of having all the elements you want to see in a typical slasher flick.
>>204680527Can't stop laughing imagining onions Michael Myers crying yelling "DR. LOOMIS WAS LIKE A FATHER TO ME!"
>>204679889Night School is kind of good. Has some giallo style to it, the rest are garbo
not sure if kaiju is /hor/ but i just found out about this. wasn't this short released like a year or two ago, or is this new?https://youtu.be/Ku0HtKut0tA
>>204680605meant a far cry from what ANoES was*
>>204680612Giallo is awful. Meme genre.
>>204679743You’re more disciplined than me. I’m lucky to get in a movie a day, sometimes not watching one at all
Give me more coomer horror
Gonjiam Haunted Asylum was great. Not super innovative but it was a brilliantly executed film. I'd say it's near perfect for what's expected of it.9.5/10 for FF, 7.5/10 overall. I'll definitely give it a rewatch next year.
>>204680620>not sure if kaiju is /hor/It's not.
>>204680649This honestly>>204680652what even is this
>>204680652If you've seen Sorority House Massacre II and Hard to Die you've probably already seen all the good ones
>>204680651Throughout the year, I watch a (usually non-horror) movie every night anyway, so altering the habit for two movies for a month isn't much more effort. Towards the end of the month I expect to squeeze in 3 movies on some nights
>>204680670Hard to Die a sequel to Slumber Party Massacre and remake of Sorority House Massacre 2>>204680696Yeah Evil Toons sucks
>>204680710>Yeah Evil Toons sucksWHOA???? I wasn't saying that at all. I love Evil Toons.
>>204680722Good for you but I was bored
>>204680764It's sort of ideal for me. I love movies where obscenely hot women are supposed to be playing ugly awkward nerds, the girls at least have some semblance of personality (more than in Sorority House Massacre II and Slumber Party Massacre at least), and nobody sexy dies.
Need more b-horror movies about killer inanimate objects/foodlikeGingerdead manKiller TomatoesKiller CondomJack FrostChristine
>>204680698Do you have a favorite horror franchise/film?
>>204680839In FabricSlaxx
>>204680848My favorites are mostly mainstream stuff like TCM and Evil Dead. No matter how many movies I watch, the classics remain the classics
>>204680829Understandable. I prefer slashers personally and I also just think the main girl in Hard to Die and Sorority II is insanely hot. Perfect 90s babe for me
Spider Baby is such a delight, just pure mad unabashed fun. It's like an Addams Family but with consequences. Also, >Tfw no retarded spider girlfriendFeels bad. And she looks like a 1910s starlet with that hair and dress and in black and white and i REALLY like that.Please recommend me more black and white /hor/ kinos from the 50s/60s/70s, the photography in this was gorgeous.>Inb4 The Haunting, The Innocents, Onibaba, The Unseen, Eyes Without a Face.Already have these ones.
>>204680915Night of the Demon
>>204680915The Third eye.
>>204680915The Last Man on Earth (1964)
>>204680948Already seen, but based rec, big Tourneur fan.
>>204680896>I also just think the main girl in Hard to Die and Sorority II is insanely hot.Gail Thackray, right? She's almost hotter now. And I still kind of think of Evil Toons as a slasher, but I totally understand why someone wouldn't.
impressive russian short horror film
>>204680964>>204680965Thanks!
Black Christmas is a boring as fuck movie how did it obtain the cult status ? christ it's barely a slasher
>>204680969Dang yeah she def aged into a good mommy. I mean it is basically trying to be a slasher but the budget stops it
>>204681010I read this in the Jersey accent
>>204669211its a game of copy and paste after taking a bunch of screens during your watch or after it, depending if youve seen the film before. enlarge the basic measures by 300% for a 3x3 and then add your selection by theme or whatever liking. keeping it somewhat spoilerfree seems a good way to go about, but you still want to tell a story or keep a theme. here i tried hiding chucky again. obviously when youre done you have to make sure the filesize isnt over four chins limit or where ever youre posting them.
>>204681022>Black Christmas is a boring as fuck movie how did it obtain the cult status ?Unfortunately that can also be said about A LOT of horror films.>>204681046>I mean it is basically trying to be a slasher but the budget stops itSomehow that never even crossed my mind but it makes a lot of sense now that you mention it. It's actually been too long since I've last rewatched Sorority House Massacre II, I need to find a decent rip.
>>204681022I don't get how you couldn't enjoy it. fun dialog, vile phonecalls, interesting cinematography.
>>204680174When you have seen as many 80’s horror films as us, you have earned it
>>204680986wew. the horrors of war and a little propaganda on top of it which adds a little horror of its own. i like it.
>>204681138Still waiting on their eventual blu-rays
>>204681022Those soifags still got that 80’s cock lodged in their throats.
I haven't watched any of the Halloween movies this month. I think I'm gonna watch the two Zombie ones even though I strongly believe that Rob Zombie should never be let anywhere near a film set.
>Time is a le flat triangle.This shit was so boring.
damn, scary
>>204679628So far, from best to worst:Great>Slumber Party Massacre II>Spider BabyGood>Slumber Party Massacre>The Evictors>Wolfen >Scanners IIVarying degrees of ok/decent>Dagon>The Well (2023)>The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)>Castle Freak>Society>Scanners III>Terrifier 2Mediocre to bad>The Dentist>Slumber Party Massacre III>Terrifier>Daughter of Darkness (1990)>Scanner Cop>Scanner Cop IINeed to get to some kinos soon.
>>204681219Vinegar Syndrome has released some of the shittiest movies ever made. I don't see why Sorority House Massacre II can't get a blu-ray.
>>204680360Yeah no. You need to learn to ignore those red carpet pics.
>>204681270Check out Excision and May, I think those are kino. And Poltergeist too, that's a really charming movie.
>>204681270>Mediocre to bad>The DentistHey now
>>204681276Yeah it's total bull shit. I mean at least scream factory should have it since they put out the first one and all the slumber party movies
Terrifier 3 kind of kino. Somehow these movies actually keep getting better
>>204681317It's pretty mediocre, man, some paranoid delirious cuck nightmare and almost looks like a tv movie.
>>204681226Are you him?
just casually posting facts.
>>204681309>Poltergeist Come on now, already seen that.
>>204681414I can barely read half of these
>>204681414A traditionalist gentleman i see, a man who enjoys a pipe and a good whiskey.
>>204681420Can't be too careful. But still, check out Excision and May.
>>204681395its scarier if you dislike dentists i reckon.
>>204681395>almost looks like a tv movie.You say that like it's a bad thing
>>204681414It’s definitely a fact that your opinions are very opinion-y. Good job.
>>204679554It's a bit like Tremors, but for drunk people
>>204681458It's not meant to be scary, it's meant to be over-the-top and ridiculous. Directed by Brian Yuzna, written by Stuart Gordon. Someone who ranks Dagon and Society as just okay isn't going to like that kind of movie though
>>204681463this was amongst my top list last year and you obviously notice the tv budget, but damn did they deliver anyway. you can tell when someone tries hard
>>204681510I should say i absolutely love both Re-Animator and From Beyond, they're two of not only my favourite horrors but films in general. Nothing else from them comes close i'm finding out.
>>204681510it was pretty unnerving to me althoughever
>>204681535what about honey, i shrunk the kids? :^)
gay
give me a horror movie to put my ass to sleep
>>204681700Cure
>>204681700This >>204679598
>>204681700anything recommended in this thread should suffice
>>204681251The movie premise is solid, it was the director that fucked it up.With a couple simple edits it goes from undercooked to salvageable.
Aw come on don't be shy! Bend over and show me that big fat ass! Take off your underpants and strut around for me! Ohhh..... Oh yeahhh... pussy....
Old-time radio did horror better than film ever did
>>204681700anything prior the 60s has a rather slower and chill approach making it """boring"""" for most people with violated attention spans.
>>204681775Any recs? I asked an anon a few threads ago but thread was about to end and he didn't reapond.
Texas Chain Saw is a masterpiece but its kind of bewildering Tobe Hooper never made a good movie again
>>204681838The fuck are you talking about? Eaten Alive is a great movie. Poltergeist is a great movie. TCM2, Funhouse, Lifeforce, and Invaders From Mars are all good.
>>204681838directing poltergeist and lifeforce doesnt count? movies are always a collab process anyway, so no one ever "makes" a movie by themselves entirely.
>>204681868I seriously don't get the "I've seen 2000 horror movies and 8 of them were good" posters
>>204681838>>204681868>>204681876every single one of these movies suck
>>204681868>Eaten Alive is a great movieI'm rewatching it right now, which is what spurred my post. >Poltergeist is a great movie. No.>TCM2No.>LifeforceAbsolutely not.>>204681876>directing poltergeist and lifeforce doesnt count?Afraid not.>>204681908Sorry for having taste anon
>>204681934>TCM2>No.Faggot.
This lady is really hot though. Underrated.
>>204681868You're correct. Contrarians have usually bad taste
>>204681940The only good sequel TCM ever got was The Next Generation
huheuhhhehe hhheuhuhuheeeuuuuu
>>204681985I'm far from a contrarian.
Some contrarian takes in here. Imagine getting filtered by Tobe Hooper of all people. I get why some people shit on Mike Flannigan and even Wes Craven but Hooper is just silly.
>>204682021a couple weeks ago, some guy tried to force a Romero is a hack meme which obviously didn't catch on.
>>204682010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Azrs1tjwfg&
As a non-American how does Spirit Halloween work? They have shops just for Halloween stuff that are only open a few months a year?
>>204682014I was talking about the dimwits calling the movies you listed "bad"
>>204682021Again, I'm far from a contrarian. It's kind of odd to me you can see how Craven is bad but not Hooper. But I guess Hooper is at least good at creating striking visuals. Texas Chainsaw 2 could be considered great on mute. >>204682126I'm the one that was calling them bad, anon.
>>204682108as jealous of americans as I am for halloween, not having it be much of a celebration also makes it easier to be spooky all year round.
>>204682152>spooky all year round.imagine being a goth "adult"
>>204682021TCMs sequels legit suck. I like some stuff in 2 but its almost too obviously a cheap cashgrab (cannon), especially in the makeup department. generally its just a retread of the first movie but with less atmosphere and a proper throughline. if you wouldve just focused dennis hoppers revengeplot, you could concentrate the plot into something like a proper horror-noir movie and never show the victim and the killers till like the last 20 minutes.
>>204682177I have no interest in being an adult
>>204682145If you are, I'm sorry anon but your taste in movies sucks bc those listed here>>204681876 are all good to great
well done roth, well done
>>204682187TCM sequels do suck outside of TCM2 but that has nothing to do with Tobe Hooper.
>>204680008>The first entire half of the film, the best part, was.....all a dream!>Laurie is annoying as hell, and half of the film is just her crying and yelling "FUCK" or "SHIT">Dumb ass ghost mom and white horse nonsense, clearly only added so Sheri could get another role>Movie tries too hard to be "deep", instead of just accepting that it's a Slop Zombie flick>Dr Loomis is actually.....EVIL now! Why? Because....because okay?>Typical Rob Zombie edgy teenager/wigger-tier dialogue>Michael Myers is literally nothing like the original anymore, he's a completely different character. The original Michael was the boogeyman, a mysterious mute killer with little to no motivation, and one who is rarely seen without his mask. Now he's a bearded retard who talks and grunts, and walks around without his mask on through half of the film, and is also told to kill people by his ghost mother lmao>Not a single character worth caring about here, unlike the older films. All the characters are annoying or unlikable >No good cinematography or visuals at all, it looks like a shitty music video At least it's original and it did the trauma thing before it was popular, right Rob bros?
>>204682231>well done roth, well doneSaid no one ever. One of the worst directors in the history of the horror genre. You know he is a talentless faggot when his most notable film EVER is Cabin Fever of all fucking things.
>>204681382I like the religious imagery in 2 and 3. Doesn't feel blasphemous for some reason probably because the director is a wop
>>204682209Damn, you got me, anon. Based.
What am I in for?
>>204679628Feels like I have been slacking off more this year despite being on track with my schedule, I need to lock in and go hard spooky mode in the next two weeks.
>>204682256Another clueless contrarian take, where do these Kindergarten spergs come from?
Whole bunch of slop worshippers in here. Your favorite movie is dogshit and you're obese.
>>204682209i dont remember posting this
>>204682231who's the slag on the left
>>204682336modern slop you would stumble across on Amazon Prime or wherever garbage modern horror flicks get dumped and viewed by noboady
>>204682345You don't know anything about movies, anon. Your isolationist contrarian takes are just an autistic trait
>>204682345Here we see the Rob Zombie fan, seething after his favorite film was called out for being caca, so he attempts to cope by saying "all horror films are slop"Kino
>>204682344>defending Eli Roth of all peopelAh, yes, the prestigious director who gave us such classics like...Hostel, Death Wish remake, and the recent Borderlands movie... Yeah apparently I'm the contrarian lmao. Fucking retard.
>>204682414Don't forget beloved horror classics like Hostel 2 and Green Inferno. Those are universally liked by all, right guys?
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>>204682344Hating Tobe Hooper is contrarianHating Eli Roth is called having common sense
>>204682443literally this.
>hey blob, you uh.. heard all the stuff anon's been saying about your mother? people were laughing, man
>>204682434source?
>>204682414Hostel is indeed a classic, are deliberately trying to keep embarrassing yourself?
>>204682462To the Devil a Daughter (1976)
>>204682434I'm guessing you got banned for posting another webm from that film
>>204682387Who are your favorite directors, anon?
>>204682443Not really. Hating both is shallow contrarianism since their careers and contributions to horror cinema are very specific
>>204682434looks great>mfw
>>204682469>To the Devil a Daughter (1976)the pedo movie?
>>204682463>Hostel >classicliteral run-of-the-mill torture porn slop that was a product of it's time. It wasn't even liked critically when it came out and barely anyone talks about it now so how the fuck is it a classic?
>>204682463If that's considered a classic, than the word "classic" is now a pointless, meaningless wordTexas Chainsaw Massacre is a classic, Halloween is a classic, The Exorcist is a classic, shitty Eli Roth slop is not>>204682477Yeah, he contributed so much, like....ummm....making shitty generic torture porn movies, which everyone was making back in the 2000s?
I don't watch any horror movies that don't have a Playboy playmate in it
>>204682463Yeah I'm sure Hostel is in your top 30 favorite horror films. Go ahead and try to convince anyone of that
>>204682463>Hostel is indeed a classic
>>204682475Horror directors? Let's see:Carpenter BavaFulciArgentoRomero Trying to see genre cinema as an exercise in nitpicking is childish and tryhard. Craven, Hooper and Roth are all very important names to horror and have directed great, epochal movies.
>>204682548You could EASILY discard Fulci and Roth.
>>204682497hebe movie
>>204682500No, Hostel is a well acclaimed gamechanger that still holds up and consolidated torture porn as a trend along w/Saw. Roth, Eggers, Wan and Ti West are the most important 21st century horror directors
>>204682579>he's still trying
>>204682548>Horror directors? Let's see:Directors in general. Since you claim to "know about movies"
>>204682548Oh, you're the Beavis and Butthead fag, aren't you? That's why your posts are utterly retardedEli Roth makes low effort garbage for those with no standards, don't compare him to actual great directors like Carpenter and Romero. Hostel will never be a classic, it's a generic torture porn flick. Cope
>>204682579how many times do we have to tell you guys to ignore the schizo poster
>>204682579>No, Hostel is a well acclaimed gamechangeraccording to who? Incels?
I didn't mean to start all this by calling Hooper shit I didn't think it'd be this divisive
>>204682510No, classic is a broad concept that includes movies which altered the path of cinema. >>204682510Cabin Fever revived the rural horror/body horror genres and resulted in countless imitations. Hostel's importance goes without saying, in the current century only BWP has the same level of influence
thread sure took a turn
>>204682627It's not divisive because literally one anon saying it and that was like 20 minutes ago
>>204682627it's just been one guy calling roth shit, not really what you'd call a divisive topic
>>204682525It isn't but this isn't about cringe letterboxd fanboyism or clinging to movies one watched as a teen as an type of unassailable pantheon
>>204682643>it's just been one guy calling roth shitHow is it one person when you're the only retard defending it while getting hit with MULTIPLE posts all under the same minute from another?
>>204682630You have to be joking lmaoNeither of those films did shit. Saw started the "torture porn" trend, not Hostel. Eli Roth films have never been "acclaimed" either, stop lying >>204682643>one guy Are Roth fags really this delusional?
>Eli Roth is an important figure of his eraAh yes, the era of shitty parodies, torture porn, and bad remakes of good Japanese films. What a high point for horror.
>>204682564I didn't include Roth and Fulci was the type of visionary who influenced not just the next generations but his contemporaries. You have no idea what you're talking about.>>204682588I could list them but you sound as if you're a cringe 12 yo who's clearly out of his depth
Cabin Fever was great, big fan.not really a Hostel fan but enjoyed The Green Inferno for the theme and for rustling political jimmies.
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>>204682730It's the the Beavis and Butthead/It Follows fag lmaoLook at how he types, "cringe 12 yo who's clearly out of his depth". Remember when he did this for V/H/S beyond too?
>>204682714>but you sound as if you're a cringe 12 yo who's clearly out of his depthThat's your excuse?
>>204682754don't respond to the schizo
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>>204682787I'M RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM NOW FRANKENSTEIN
>>204682787kek
>>204682590You are low IQ and you will always be and you're still seething because I told you so several days ago.Your entire comment is, unsurprisingly, another unhinged spergout as imbeciles such as you clearly have a hard time assessing different directors and their work under specific circumstances and subgenres. Your takes are consistently irrelevant and pathetic
>>204682754No, that's my attempt to make you realize how dim you sound. You're welcome
Ever notice how the Beavis and Butthead fag can never actually make counter arguments? It's always just "Y-you're stupid and pathetic and you don't get it!"I'm sure it truly takes a 160 IQ to understand Hostel and all of its massive, critically acclaimed legacy lmao
this is easily the best horror movie ever made
>>204682923I mean it's easily the best Dracula film.. well after Herzog's Nosferatu of course.
this is some anxiety-inducing bsthe timing required to go around town and interact with junk they've no control of (like the train), all in a single take is impressive
Name the top 5 worst horror films of all time
>>204682870My counterarguments are all there: how Hostel was a gamechanger etc. Again: you are very stupid so you just keep seething and going in circles and trying to dumb the discussion down to your level. It's actually quite funny if pathetic to see how you're still malding thread after thread. Why not go for a walk instead of being so nervous
>>204683006>My counter arguments are all there>Hostel was a gamechanger No it wasn't lmao, it just was another forgettable movie in the torture porn trend>etcYeah real good arguments, anon"Y-you're stupid and pathetic and have bad taste!" isn't a counter argument
>>204682998martyrs (american)fear dot comjacob's ladder (2019)i still know what you did last summeralone in the dark
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>>204683052>another forgettable movie in the torture porn trendnta but Saw and Hostel were really the front runners of that. It's like calling Megadeth just another thrash band.
>>204682998>Speak No Evil>Prey>Annihilation>Ex Machina>Titaneare any of them horror? no. that's what makes them the worst horror films.
>>204680652I like how it's just a big guy in a flannel shirt
>>204682434>mfw /hor/
