Kino shot-on-video edition. Previous: >>204679542
Someone asked me the other day what the best horror movie podcast was. I of course replied with Zac Amico's Midnight Spookshow. It's a must watch if you like politically incorrect comedy and great horror flicks.
>>204683037Great former guests of the show such as Shane Gillis, Ari Shaffir, and Violent Jay of ICP
>>204683037this is the NordVPN of /hor/
So what does /hor/ actually think of H2O?
>>204683129haven't seen it
>>204683129literal shit like all the Halloween sequels outside of Season of the Witch.
first for the last matinee
>>204683129big fan of 1 arm pullup michael
>>204683129Yes, I'm a hydrohomie
>>204683037You motherfuckers are still shilling this garbage?
>>204682998It Chapter 2Scream VIThe Wicker TreeUsEvil Dead (2013
>>204683197>garbagejust admit you're tired of seeing it being posted and are just lashing out because of it. It's kino.
>>204683215>just admit you're tired of seeing it being posted and are just lashing out because of it.Is this meant to be an own? Yeah, I am sick of it, so what? Lock me up, officers, I hate seeing garbage.
>>204683236see you next thread!
>>204683159Kino retroslasher whose only actual flaw is killing the Come Ojos villain
Hey bros, whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?
>>204683261I think that's now the mash. the monster mash.
>>204683248
Is this worth watching?
>>204683342ye
>>204683342I personally don't think so but most would disagree.
>>204683203>Evil Dead (2013)explain this one
>>204683342yes, because despite being retarded it feels like something new.
>>204682982Finally watched The Substance. Crazy fucking movie.when Sue hit Elisabeth with the V-Trigger into the painting I lost my shit
>>204683342watch the first half at 1.5x speed, that part is boring as fuck
>>204683374kek
Kino.
SOV horror? Got ya covered.
favorite spooky AVGN 'sode?
>>204683364I agree. It's not a bad movie. Just incredibly unnecessary.
>>204683467The TCM one is great because of the old guy they got was hilarious. I also find the Dracula episode extremely cozy.
>>204683456I would rather choke on dick than watch any of that shit
>>204683203>Evil Dead (2013this has some cool effects in it which made it bearable
>>204683510>I would rather choke on dickso a normal Tuesday for you
>>204683516it had some good soul swallowing
>>204683507>The TCM one is great because of the old guy they got was hilariousyeah, that guy is great. >batter up... bitchboy
>>204683364I takes itself way too seriously, burdens the plot with an addiction angle, looks murky, has a fitful pace and the flood of blood in the end just seems as if it's trying too hard.In horror, unless you're a really gifted stylist working with top level technicians (particularly the DP and visual effects supervisor) and an adequate budget, it's better to just let the story unfold in a techinically competent but unassuming rather than bloated way and Fede Alvarez has a heavy directorial hand, he lacks grace
>>204683537Kek. Destroyed his bitch ass.
>>204683537Holy shit, is it Tuesday already? I'm so drunk I don't know when I am
>>204683539thats what SHE said, te he he he
>>204683562Go fuck your mother
>>204683566I should be more sad because i'm posting on 4chan along with these degenerates, and it feels normal
>>204683342One of my favorite horror movies in recent years.
>>204683548>I takes itself way too seriouslyThe irony.
>>204683641The ironing is delicious
What am I in for?
>>204683641Saying "it's shit" or "it sucks" is for contrarian simpletons. I'm answering the question in as much detail as I consider necessary to drive the point home
Watched Oddity yesterday because some of you said it was good. Honestly, it was pretty mid. The story involving the husband and the other other guy wasn't very original at all and it seems like the only reason why the new girlfriend even exists in the movie is just so all the spooky shit can happen and they use her to get those moments across to the audience. As soon as she leaves the movie, the film is no longer "scary" because it just becomes a revenge movie where all the haunting shit is happening to the villain which isn't scary because it's a character you want to see get fucked with. Also that last shot with the bellhop felt comedic and is a completely different tone from the rest of the movie. Honestly one of the most bland flicks I've seen in awhile and I don't know why you guys said it was good. It wasn't terrible. I give it 2 1/2 stars out of 5 but it's honestly not worth recommending to anyone. On a side note, you're asking a lot of the viewer to suspend their disbelief when it comes to psychic stuff because we all know it's complete bullshit and people who claim to be that are frauds and scumbags which inherently makes the blind sister unlikable even though she's suppose to be the good character.
>Still not a single sequel that explains how Michael got his vision back after getting shot in the eyes in part 2
>Saying "it's shit" or "it sucks" is for contrarian simpletons. I'm answering the question in as much detail as I consider necessary to drive the point home
>>204683817Yes and you're still dumb.
>>204683786It was made on the cheap, and I was properly freaked out when she was in that tent.
I watched Exhuma the other week, I thought it was pretty good until the demon got a physical form I thought that was kinda gay.
He looked good in the Santa costume
Who do you prefer, Foundflix, Dead Meat or CZsWorld
>>204682982Is Alien Romulus horror?
>>204683886I loved the movie and that scene in particular. The way the director focused the horror on static scenes (down to the last one) was very effective
>>204683817complaining about someone simply saying a movie sucks on /tv/ of all places with no follow up makes you a literal newfag. The average adult that has been browsing 4chan for years knows that the standard post when describing shit they don't like and anyone who bitches about that is more than likely underage and doesn't know the most fundamental and basic statements you could possibly make on the site. That's like being called a faggot and then some retard like yourself goes>w..well why didn't you articulate why am I faggot, are you incapable of giving me an in-depth description on how... blah blah blahYeah because you're a literal faggot. Simple as that. To sum things up. If you post a bad horror movie and someone calls it shit, they have no responsibility or obligation to express why they feel that way to you just because you got butthurt. This isn't a fucking blog. Just accept the fact your movie is dogshit and move on.
>>204682982Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!
I saw longlegs last night. What did I think of it?
>>204683786The director's previous movie, Caveat, was better.
>>204684090I doubt it but it's on my watchlist as well.
>>204682982Just sending out thanks to anons who responded to my Endless inquiry yesterday, I fell asleep and the thread ended.
>>204684016Didn't read a word after the 1st phrase but /hor/ has always had thorough discussions with lengthy, well-argued and learned posts. Some I recall:-The Thing's ending-The Thing's production-Mothman Prophecies-gialli -LNwtD's ending sequence-Lair of the White Worm (the mythology, anecdotes about the movie etc)-Universal's best horror movies-anthology movies' highlight episodes-Lovecraftetc etc. The assumption that this is a place for monosyllabic contrarianism is newfaggish and smells of zoomerism
>>204684104Why would you doubt it?
>>204683342Fuck yes, it's a wild ride.
>archive.org is still downwhat the fuck. I have a lot of old VHS rips of spooky cartoons and other shit saved on there that I want to watch.
>>204684151Look at this faggot
>>204684193Thanks for proving my point. YWNBAW though
>>204683467Love the castlevania episodes. Despite the fact that he has shit taste and knowledge in the series and is a fucking nintendie
>>204684151Newfag spotted.
Never made a single decent movie btw
>>204684151>Didn't read a word after the 1st phrase but /hor/ has always had thorough discussions with lengthy, well-argued and learned posts.show me 3 in this very thread that aren't from you. I'll wait.
>>204684237you proved his point actually which is the funny part. Maybe you should have read the rest of the post instead of the first sentence.
>>204684258>never watched el superbeasto
>>204684286Are you asking me to discuss one thread (one that has only 75 replies so far btw) when the examples I listed go back half a decade or so? Yesterday I had 2 great, separate conversations w/ 2 anons about Stream and MapS. Though we didn't agree 100%, the Stream guy knew the references, understood the way the movie upended twists and cliches etc, whereas the MapS guy asked questions and also expressed himself well. These are the anons who make /hor/stand out, not ppl who ask retarded rethorical questions like you just did
>>204684331>proved his pointYou don't understand what that means and your comment is 100% nonsensical.
>>204684378That's the worst one.
>>204683587Bloody mother bitch saar !
Okay I was trolling with the other modern horror movies but this one is actually good
>>204684258The Devil's Rejects was fun.
The imagery of an angel being whipped while protecting her brother is very striking.
>>204684442>he can't answer a simple questionLMAO
what is MapS I keep seeing only the acronym mentioned
>>204684615*a simpleton question
>>204684637>he can't answer a simpleton's simple questionwhat a retard LMAO>>204684628It's one schizo
>>204684442>/hor/ always has lengthy well-argued discussions>can't even name a couple in this thread even with nearly 100 posts madeYou lost, newfaggot.
>>204684090I watched Caveat on acid when it came out.Can't say I would recommend it, but really loved the bunny toy. It haunted me for weeks. Acid is great fun
Giallo is the thinking man choice
>>204684628Many people are asking that. I read a couple of reviews and watched 2 interviews w/the director and that wasn't mentioned. When the movie's titles shows up onscreen all 4 letters are capitalized.
>>204684733Idk I'm retarded and I still want to see qt grills get stabbed in murder mysteries
>>204684733not according to the official /hor/ tier list.
>>204684751Who is the director
>>204684733A load of Italian nonsense, ask me bollocks
>>204684758You're not using 70s red and hating FF or giallo, fake news, i can tell by the pixels etc
>>204684693It's funny how lowest common denominators concede the point by saying "you lost".
>>204684733>not smart enough to ever be competent mystery thrillers>not ever fun enough to be slashersGiallo is for low IQ tards that suffer from brainrot
>>204684733Giallo are a gateway drug for horror kinos. It's always an Argento that artpills people on horror
>>204684783I accept your concession.
>>204684783Or maybe, stay with me now, you did indeed lose.
>>204684796>look at all the neon red and blue lighting, it's such kinoGarbage flicks with ridiculous plots, predictable twists, and terrible dubbed in voice acting.
>>204684772David Moreau (one of the guys who directed the excellent Ils/Them). He said they're already working on a follow-up (could be a sequel or a prequel).Not that this is a relevant metric but the movie currently has an excellent (particularly for a small studio, small budget horror movie) 93% rating in rt
>>204684782>defending FF absolute faggot
Found footage is the best horror subgenre
>>204684796Giallo is tailor made for people on mushrooms. Fucking Goblin sountdrack and everything, you can't lose
>>204684841Whatchu gonna do, come innawoods and find me with your phone camera light?
>>204684841Cringe>>204684852Based
>>204684852ironic coming from a retard posting a chick from a legitimately bad movie where the main character acts like an obnoxious spastic retard. This post is almost artistic in a way
>>204684758This, but reversed (except Alien and Sci-Fi, it can stay where it is).
This is so chill and bravehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCYndZn6wuk
>>204684733Giallo as a genre engages all senses and several emotions while keeping the viewer guessing. It also mostly eschews sentimentality (w/ rare but noble exceptions such as The Panama Girl Case) and political themes so they have a perennial freshness to them
>>204684873>a legitimately bad movie where the main character acts like an obnoxious spastic retard>t. White Dude for Kamala
>>204684907>while keeping the viewer guessing.more like, keeping the viewer sleepy.
>>204684785>>204684827filtered, get a better taste.
>>204684930I like how his lopped off arm painted the walls
>>204684907>PanamaThat's a hat, and not nightwear.
>>204684924It's not for distracted types
>>204684966Autocorrect again. PYJAMA Girl Case, kino giallo that takes place in Australia, also sadder than average as I mentioned above
Was this the inspiration for Frogman?
>>204684918The movie makes fun of right wingers you fucking retard. Yeah it is a perfectly normal and rational thing for your "dunking on libs" character to steal her friends car and try to get them fired from their job for no reason. Yes it's perfectly rational to go to a foreign country and have full on meltdown in a public place because someone who works the counter asked you politely to wear a mask in the midst of a literal worldwide lockdown. Even if you disagree with something like that, you would still do it out of sheer kindness and not embarrass yourself publicly like a mentally ill child. That's the movieThe film isn't made for you, dumbass. All it does is highlight the extreme mentality of people on the far right and showcases them in a unflattering manner. You're defending a liberal film.
>>204685023It's based on an actual cryptidhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland_frog
>>204685061how can it be based on an "actual" cryptid when they don't exist.
Dashcam is a poor man's Deadstream.
>>204685051Annie broke another one
>>204685051Your brainwashed leftard rant would have some plausibility if the movie were not hated specifically by leftists and liked primarily by right wingers. I don't really think it's pushing a particular ideology, but the people it's making fun of ultimately are *you* because you are not capable of taking a joke about your faggot moral crusade. You go on a little moralfag tantrum about lockdowns and shit just trying to respond to me. You are a joke.
>>204685120Annie is making fun of you LMAO
>>204685118Why did they not cast Dasha nekrasova?
>>204685118Someone had to say it
>>204685051t. vaxx-maxxed triple-masked media literacy expert
>>204685118Deadstream was a great independent movie. Do not taint it with Dashcam
>>204685085Saying that something is a cryptid doesn't mean that you think it's real bozo
>>204685051>Yes it's perfectly rational to go to a foreign country and have full on meltdown in a public place because someone who works the counter asked you politely to wear a mask in the midst of a literal worldwide lockdown.She should have coughed in the bootlicker's face
>>204685136>can't refute a single argument that was made>well leftists ihate it n my headcanon because of this one blog I saw one time on reddit while retarded right wingers love seeing themselves being made fun of>yeah I don't think it's pushing a particular ideology even though the main character that represents me makes me look like a fucking irredeemable idiot every chance it gets>It's just a joke bro... a joke that goes on for an hour and half and makes fun of me and only me.
>>204685201>>well leftists ihate it n my headcanon
>>204685225and there's the one blog as predicted. Check & mate.
>>204685225Americans are so dumb
>>204685201I can take a joke about myself, but you cannot. You become morally offended by it. That's the difference. You're the professionally aggrieved moralfag party, literally a big group of whining Karens
>>204685184Should've put a comma between real and bozo, because otherwise you look retarded.
>>204685165Exactly. Another "it's actually a CRITIQUE not an endorsement" midwit with a blatant "media literacy" attempt to twist a movie's interpretation
>>204685225>leftist literally says the movie is great>but hates the conservative MCYou just proved his point. You said lefties hate the movie.
>>204685247Americans are high IQ
>>204683129It was mediocre at best. A real shame John Carpenter didn't come back to write and direct it though.
>>204685265premium Fact-Checking™ on display here
>>204685248>I love when movie points out how much of a retard I amNice one, dumbass.
>>204685279John Carpenter hasn't made a good movie since Prince of Darkness
>>204685296>John Carpenter hasn't made a good movie since Prince of DarknessMost retarded opinion ever. Not only because Prince of Darkness is a literal nothing boring ass movie, but also because In the Mouth of Madness came after and was a billion times better.
>>204685288If your example of retardation is pissing off some retarded mask drone during Covid then I will be retarded
>>204683129I have nostalgia for it due to seeing it in theaters and watching a lot of the build-up to it.It's decent. However, the scene where Michael lowers himself from the pipe will always confuse me.
>>204683159Her hand is nowhere near his dick
>>204683984Not horror per se, but it has horror elements. Just like you can't really classify it as an action movie either.
>>204683129Shit mask, shit music, manlet Michael
>>204682982This is better than the Robert Deniro/Kenneth Branagh Frankenstein.
>>204685317Yeah i'm sure you would be that one retard who loses his shit at a Wal-Mart because some 17 year old making minimum wage feels obligated to tell you to wear a mask just to have your dumbass shit on the floor and scream at the top of your lungs because of muh freedom. Real flattering display and definitely not lacking in basic social cues.
Worth watching at all?
>>204684258>Never made a single decent movieOK, but you could say the same for 9 out of 10 movie directors.
>>204685369Not really. As far as slashers go, I'd give it a C-
>>204685364Goddamn, you sound like a future school shooter. Have you ever sought out therapy for your anger issues? Please do because you seem like you get upset easily.
>>204685364I literally do not care, faggot. I despise all of you utterly and if I caused you to get sick by not wearing a mask I would laugh at you.
>>204685315OK, i'll eat my words. In the Mouth of Madness was good and I just forgot about it
>>204685364You would fuck your mother's loose asshole if the cashier at wendy's said it was store policy
>>204685382>>204685393Lost.
>>204684258Him, Eli Roth, and Jordan Peele are the three most overrated hacks of horror>>204685364Holy seethe lmaoChill out
>>204685393you sound like a queer
>>204685382>sound like a future school shooter.I doubt that because they don't sound right wing
>>204685421>You sound like a queer>t. LGBTQIAMAP+ supporter
>>204685414>Him, Eli Roth, and Jordan Peele aM. Night Shamalamadingdong deserves to be in that company
>>204685435Good for you, faggot.
>>204685435>t. LGBTQIAMAP+ supporteror basically anyone who defends Dashcam
>>204685467I am a friend of Dorothy who supports Dashcam
>>204685357Based Wishbone enjoyer
>>204684628The Yeah Yeah Yeahs are making a comeback
Recommend me a movie with gratuitous female nudity.Tits, pussy, bush, ass, the works.
>>204685560kek, you're a retard and a trip faggot but i'm obliged to inform you of the Interpol/yeah yeah yeahs/strokes documentary meet me in the bathroomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha_bppvZ0a8
>What if we took Michael Myers, but gave him an extremely generic back story, made him talk, took off his mask for half of the sequel's runtime, gave him a faggy beard, and made him be motivated to kill by his ghost mom!?>Oh, and what if we made Loomis into an unlikable prick and made Laurie insufferable!?Bravo, Robert Zombie!
>>204685667>remake is too close to the original>hurr durr why even make it if it's just the same as the original>remake is too different from the original>hurr durr why did you ruin it should have made it more like the originalYou people can't be pleased. This is why he made H2 so weird. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Might as well tell everyone to fuck off and do it your way.
>>204685730He wouldn't have been damned if he made a good movie lmao
>>204685667I like them. If you're doing a remake I don't want a rehash of the original. The original already exists so do something different with it and make it your own movie.
went to walmart yesterday and they had this bad boy stocked. They also has a Nosferatu and a Elvira figure but there was no fucking way I could pass up on this one.
return of the flyreturn of the flywith vincent priceyeah return of the flyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2CxBcS0kR8
>>204685750Wouldn't have matter. The diehards were going to hate it no matter what. RZ's movies are good, the ones I've seen. Call me whatever names you want, in the end it just means you can accept people having a different opinion from your own.
For me, it's the mashups https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Y0x4JTHdI
>dead threadyou guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>204685967Sorry anon, this is the undead thread, easy mistake
Watched the first hour of MadS last night before passing out. So far it has been nothing but great potential which is a bad sign if you're an hour into a movie and you haven't started the "delivery" phase. I'll finish it up and give an honest review later. I can say just by how ambitious and novel it has been so far, it's going to be recommended; regardless of whether or not it's a "good" or "great" movie.
I just finished watching Nick of Time episode of the Twilight Zone. Why isn't there a preview of the next episode at the end of the episode?
>>204685779Nice, I have that Evil Dead steelbookYou should post your whole collection
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't leave this slow ass thread
posting it here toothank you to whoever it was that mentioned this yesterday in /hor/, i liked itstrange how it has flown under my radar all these yearsbeen a long time since i was recommended something decent on 4chan
Anyone seen that Buffy episode where the girl is so unnoteworthy and everyone ignores her so hard that she disappears and nobody cares?
Today, I'll check this one.
1/2Rating system: Excellent!Worth a watch! Good Job! Not Worth Watching! (well-made but pointless and dull)Hot Garbage!The Ruins (2008) – When I watch a movie in a single setting, at night, after a LONG day . . . it’s almost always some grade of Excellent! The Ruins sees four toney Gringo friends in their earlier twenties vacationing in Mexico. They’re laughing and splashing at the pool in a fancy resort (as toney friends do), when Mathias, a German guy, comes up with an earring that one of the girls lost. While making smalltalk, Mathias lets is drop that his brother is an archaeologist who is working at a stepped pyramid nearby -- one that’s not on ANY map -- and would they like to come?Soon after hiking to the pyramid, which is curiously overgrown with a vine that looks like marijuana, but which *curiously* has the ground cleared in a big circle around it, the group is accosted by angry Mayans -- led by a little six-shooter-wielding fatty on horseback -- who threaten to perforate them, with arrows and bullets both, if they attempt to leave -- or even come near the Mayans at the cleared periphery. Trapped on the shaggy green pyramid, the friends discover that it is home to a parasitic vine that has about a DOZEN ways of taken nourishment from human prey. Their sanity corrodes before the chlorophyllic horror, and a marathon of bloody bush surgeries take their toll; the latter had me clutching my face in abject TERROR every time, because what’s worse than being mutilated by some horrible circumstance? Being mutilated and trying to actually LIVE with it! (For a while, at least.)
>>2046863962/2The Ruins looks really *grand* in high fidelity, with its blue skies and deep, dark greens, all its devilish Mary Jane rustling in the stony darkness. I didn’t see it back when it released, so I can’t even IMAGINE trying to watch it in 480p. It would surely lose a lot! Also, do try to find the version that has the extended ending! It adds an extra sinister, clever little twist to the whole thing. I *would* like some hint about where the vine came from, about previous attempts to burn it . . . maybe some Mayan stele in the ruins that features it. But much like the characters, I was too caught up in the WORLD OF GREEN HORROR to think much about them at the time, so these lacunae no way impact the Excellent rating.
>>204686301>go on youtube>find 3 uploads of the film on there>all are in the wrong aspect ratio>finally stumble across one that's in the correct TV aspect ratio>It's a VHS rip in the shittiest 360p qualityfuck this. fuck that movie. I'm never watching it.
>>204686396>>204686412Don't ever call my people "toney" again, whatever that means.
>>204686359I mean, you might like it. But this movie absolutely fucking sucks, anon. Most of it is just long, over-the-shoulder shots of Johnny the discount Jason slowly stompin' to the next kill. All the characters are second-order idiots of a severity you don't even see in F13, and NO humor is really intended. They try to dress up this thing as a "deconstruction" of the supernatural slasher genre . . . but it's just shit.However! Watch it if you must. Kinonauts WATCH things after all. I watch things that are probably abject SHIT just to see what's happening. Mostly, they're SHIT. Sometimes I find nuggets of golden corn, though. So your mileage may vary.
>>204686554>doesn't know what toney means / google fu is weakYour people are unbelievably CUT, well-to-do twenty-something white people on vacation in southern Mexico?
>>204686615>Your people are unbelievably CUT, well-to-do twenty-something white people on vacation in southern Mexico?Yes
>>204686274It's better than anything else on this board right now
>>204686727October /hor/ used to be the best thing. Then some "people" decided they wanted to keep it going a half-year or more and sapped all the festive energy from it.
>>204686583The idea was interesting at first, that you'd follow around a plodding Jason-like slasher villain and see the film roughly from his perspective. It became boring before long though, and the awful characters didn't help. Also the movie takes itself very seriously, which does more harm. I think if they'd use the same concept but decided to have more fun with it, it would have been better. Not necessarily to make a comedy or something, but you can tell a clear difference in tone between this and the movies it's based on. This one is entirely humorless, no fun srs bsns the whole time.
Watched "Eyes of Laura Mars". The movie is kinda good, Faye Dunaway acts really good and a nice late 70s editing, but kinda mediocre ending and no explanation of her visions. Still a 7/10.
>>204686748Hopefully those newfags will call it quits once October is over. There's nothing more pathetic than seeing a barely active /hor/ thread halfway into Thanksgiving season.
:)
>>204686779>The spec script that John Carpenter sold producers was simply entitled "Eyes". It was extensively rewritten, the ending (and the killer's identity) was changed, and he had nothing to do with the final product, issued just months prior to his own breakout hit Halloween (1978).John Carpenter vindicated once again
>>204686779faye dunaway is my recent cutie of the year. thank god for tv and film, holding their beauty hostage till eternitiy.
MadS was mid af, I have no idea how that anon that recommended it here said it was the best of the recent french horror movies.It's boring as FUCK for most of the run, the last act with the final main character is the only truly good part because it actually feels like a zombie movie despite most of it happening offscreen (lmao).Everything else is just 1-2 people acting schizo again and again.And not the GOOD kind of horror schizo like in The Crazies.
>>204686886To be honest is one of those women that can look as a 6/10 at some times and 10/10 during others.
What the hell grandma doin on the gotdamn roof
>>204685315>Prince of Darkness is a literal nothing boring ass movieholy based, at least The Thing & Mouth of Madness deliver.
>>204684733Giallo is just slasher with more nudity sometimes but also heavily bogged down by the same whocares tier police procedural shitSomething like Suspiria for example manages to have a great sense of mystery without needing police shit, it's just useless and never leads anywhere anyways
>>204686886>spyfuckerFaye dunaway is one of the few humans who deserve to live (Redford passes too)
>>204687027The director's cut is dogshit. It doesn't make any sense and they keep cutting to low quality 4:3 footage which is jarring and not a good transition every time it happens. Literally ruined the movie for me and it was only time I've ever seen it. Colossal fuck up on my part.
>>204683984Yes, unless you're one of those braindead autismos that think movies can't have dual genres, as if sci fi horror wasn't one of the most common mixes
>>204687095Suspiria is not a slasher. it's not even a good movie.
>>204682982Why is The Thing the only good horror movie ever made?
It also good a nice MAD magazine spoofWebsite source is kino btw compilating all up to 1996 worth a check>https://ratedblecch.blogspot.com/2021/08/the-eyes-of-lurid-mess.html
>>204687175The Howard Hawks movie? I agree. Shit rules.
>>204687027thought this was really silly
One last toastTo /hor/My esteemed /tv/sCapableBeautifulLoving generalWith the obsession of allwho fall under its spell
>>204683467>>204683507>>204684249Agree with all these. The old man is hilarious and the $100 bit is one of the best in the series. Also Fred Fuchs is one of the most memorable moments and hilarious seeing his info is so readily available as opposed to some nobody of the 90s lost to time. But Castlevania is my favorite because of the passion. I like the Clock Tower Jontron episode. Any other YT kino makers?
>>204685051Except she never gets punished for her chudly ways and she isn't even doing a bit the woman played herself in the movie.
>>204687302she got punished by being a bad movie.
Ummm /hor/ bros? Our response? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3thjVTzXzG8
>>204687027>patton directors cutthe grandma represents all the mothers who lost their sons in a needless brotherwar, everlastingly clinging in the back of the generals mind from the moment of the car crash to the day he perished in the heidelberger hospital.
>>204687285>Any other YT kino makers?thats a hard question, because i'm not bothering with youtube a lot anymore since it became clickbait central, which is almost more than ten years now. such a shame what happened to it
What is the nearest cinematic equivalent to Castlekino?
can't decide if i liked The Ring or not. third act was pretty lame
>>204685201kek
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>>204686583Well, it's only a hour and a half long and it has an interesting concept so I'll give it a watch. But thanks for the input.
>>204687441Van Helsing 2004.
>>204685051>asked you politely to wear a masklol. lmao. you mean forced into compliancy or you'll lose your job and freedom? you know, the thing that was literally forced onto you with violence? and yes, i'm meaning it. anything that leads to fines and possibly incarceration is violence by the government you fucking pseudo punk bootlicker scum.
>>204686583>>204686359the kills are nice but that's about it.The scenes of the killer just lumbering about are some of the most boring shit in horror possible
>>204687549>Bad CGI: The Movie
>>204685779Oh sweet they never have anything like this when I go just shitty anime garbo
>>204687554>you mean forced into compliancy or you'll lose your job and freedom?The character in the movie didn't work there nor was forced, retard. Nice cope.
>>204683129it was ok i thought it was a little slow
>>204687598Nonsense.The vampire wives transforming into bat/human hybrids and flying still holds to the day
>>204687197The whole movie feels like a fever dream. I imagine it would have been wild to see it in theaters back in 1990.
>>204687619i'm not watching shitty found footage movies, i was talking about reality.
>>204683129too slow and barely any kills like New Nightmare trash
>>204687554>I don't wanna do something easy and simple out of respect for your fellow man even just as a momentarily kind gesture so instead I'm going to humiliate myself kicking and screaming out of a store while screaming obscenities because I'm a deranged unhinged retard who was never loved by anyone or taught how to interreact with other human beingsThis you?
>>204687702If you had "respect for your fellow man" you stop shitting up this general, faggot
>>204687441Vampire Hunter D (1985)
watching The Vourdalak, it's just the kind of niche movie I enjoy thanks to whoever recommended it!
>>204683453Where's the tits?
>>204687702It is him. He's an insect. Most humans are, as was proven in the pandemic. Don't lower yourself by attempting to communicate morality with him.
>>204682982im LEAVING D.C.
>>204687702who are you quoting, skizzo?
>>204687449pretty mid, Ju-On 2 on the other hand, kinoh
>>204687489>Being the cat of an Oliver Stone fanYou must hear worse crazy, cmon
Which horror movie could be described as tit kino?
>>204687772this is perfect for someone who just came from a napoleonic marathon pre-october (me).
>>204687827Piranha 3D
Why is there always some different, usually off topic autistic spergout happening every general?Not just this general either literally every general I go to.I wish we could ban the mentally deficient from the internet.
Hmmm...
>>204687598I've watched it at the start of the month, it still holds compared to movies like Underworld. I absolutely love the werewolf design.
>>204687861>mentally deficient from the internetPls don't take our chart autists away
>>204687764I'm not the one responding to posts from nearly 3 hours ago in a retarded manner like these other retards.
>>204687791the only thing proven during the scamdemic is how easily you docile creatures roll over when asked to
>>204687854But that's Yummy.>>204687827Friday the 13th remake has some of the best racks.
>>204687791
>>204687877Sorry for every helpful autist there is one deranged schizo which seems like an okay ratio except the deranged schizo posts as much as ten other people.
>>204687876>I absolutely love the werewolf design.Yes a PS2 looking Werewolf
I think i'm gonna watch Starry Eyes again if none of you faggots have any better ideas
>>204687861comes with the territory of regulars making themselves identifiable
>>204687904Yes, Yummy is tit related as far as the premise, but doesn't actually have full on display titties unlike Piranha 3D
>>204687916You do not remember how PS2 looked back then.
>>204687896>NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DOOkay you're a big strong independent boy but can you and the fag you're arguing with shut the fuck up about this
>>204687909>except the deranged schizo posts as much as ten other people>Make one post about Oliver Stone and the glowies amplifying it by ten for everyone elseIs Conspiracy Theory a /hor/? I need an autist to help me
>>204687896You're going to lose your humanity or freedom because of guy at a shop asks you put on your mask so you don't scare away their paying customers. You would have to be a fragile little faggot to not listen to them or you should at least show enough curtesy to leave respectfully.
>>204687934I do. Never played Shadow of the Colossus? Graphics are on par with the shit in Van Helsing.
>>204687923You should have posted Kelly Brook's.
Post your watch list for this month.
>no new sharkino for October
>>204685357this looks kino
>>204687966Shadow of the Colossus, RE4, DMC3, it doesn't matter, they definitely weren't as good looking as Van Helsing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH6tnTQUJD4
>>204687996do you even like movies?
>>204687996letterboxd.com/s_p_o_o_k_y/list/halloween-2024/
>>204684751i assumed it was the name or codename of the virus or disease - MADS like AIDS
So can anyone explain why leftist love horror so much? It's my favorite genre, but it seems most of the fans are literal fags, even in this generalWhy are they so obsessed with this genre? I don't remember horror fans being this leftist back in the day
>>204687996I've watched over 55 movies this month sorry that's too many to post.
>>204687996bone tomahawk was great
>>204687996AfrAId was such a waste of talent.
>>204688023>Trying to hire a shark in migration season
>>204688025That looks laughably bad. Are you on drugs?
I watched a new movie called Daddy's Head and it was pretty good, if a little depressing. Nice creature FX
>>204688048>I don't remember horror fans talking about their political affiliation back in the dayNo wonder your name is chud.
>>204688060Do you know where I can buy some?
>>204688048they like finding things and ruining them
>>204688090>>I don't remember horror fans talking about their political affiliation back in the dayThis but unironically They seem so openly leftist now, sometimes being literal fags or troons
>>204688090Don't you dare disparage cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers
>sometimes being literal fags or troonsaka namefags
>>204688048>mfw remembering that faggot's wendigoon hit piece video where he says conservatives literally don't belong in horror
>>204688059weresharks don't migrate
>>204688048>Hey guys I don't remember Ed WoodLel ok sure
>>204688118Where do you see people talking about being leftists? The only reason why there's any political discussion in this particular thread is because of a film that openly highlights a character's political affiliation which is why it's being mentioned.
>>204688048Terrifier 2 and 3 have been making leftists seethe and cry torture porn, since they're Christian films and leftists are instinctually repelled by anything Holy and Good (see: Trump derangement syndrome)
>>204688163Same union tho
English telly is fucking weird lately
>>204688140Lmao fucking got him.
>>204687996i'm still hanging behind, but i'll catch up in the following weeks. random:>From Beyond>Re-Animator>Communion (new)>Fright Night>Fright Night 2>Childs Play >Childs Play 2>The Hunger (new)>Dawn fo the Dead>Day of the Dead>Dead Zone (new)>Frankenhooker>The Ninth Gate>The Fly II (new)>The Dentist (new)less exploring this year, but i aim to change that next week and have a backup movie in case the "new" one sucks.
It's too late now...!
>>2046831564 is better than 3.
>>204688066creature and its weird house was coolfakemom was hoti liked the anglerfish angle
>>204688243I hope he gets his wand back in the sequel and impregnates more women. Dude is an absolute CHAD even among other Chads.
>>204688140Still straighter than tripfags though
>>204688243>>204688253Is there going to be a Frogman 2.
>>204688048its worse this year. last year was already starting to get bad and its because the general is being kept alive beyond october for no good reason. we shouldve never allowed generals to fester at all, generally speaking (no pun in ten did). /vg/ and /int/ are a good example of why its pure cancer.
>>204688283Yes, it's supposed to be released sometime this year.
>>204688048>even in this generalThe fuck are you talking about? Since when? Because we don't act like /pol/jeets 24/7?
Someone bake
>>204688329I'll do it.
baking hol up
>>204688297A few people kept warning everyone not to keep the general around all year, but nobody listened I admit I also posted in off-season /hor/ and didn't listen. I didn't realize how bad it would become until Pissman showed up. >>204688324See >>204687945>>204687953>>204687702
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>>204688360>SeeI see a bunch of posts calling people faggots. Not very wholesome leftist behavior.Keep political shit out of /hor/. It's gay and retarded.
>>204688140Just filter him. He never posts anything worth reading anyway.
Best horror movie podcast? Zac Amico's Midnight Spookshow obviously.
>>204688048It's the original homo genre bud, sorry you had to find out this way.
>>204688439buy an ad weirdly enough you were filtered out due to using LLM dimensions in the picture. i'd suggest making it slightly smaller than 1024x1024, zac.
>>204688360Two of those posts are me. I'm not even a liberal. All I've been doing in this thread was explaining to retards why Dashcam is NOT some right wing movie and instead is a movie that makes fun of them. The rest of the thread is me arguing with a few retards on why the actions of the right wing main character in the movie are completely irrational and how portraying her this way makes them look like idiots. I'm not here acting like people on the right are stupid and people on the left are smart. I'm explaining why the movie is dogshit for going for such a cartoonish unflattering approach of them and making fun of the dumbasses in this thread who think it's suppose to be normal to act that way and supports her batshit insane actions.
>>204688596>why Dashcam is NOT some right wing movieThe lady playing the lead is just playing herself and she actually believes the things she says in the movie.
>>204688755Nobody forced you to seek out that information, and it has no bearing on the movie as a standalone piece of art.
>>204688777>Nobody forced you to seek out that informationHuh?>and it has no bearing on the movieIt does when you're debating the intent of the film. Dashcam is not a "liberal film making fun of right wingers." It's a comedic found footage movie starring an actual right winger.
>>204688755No she's not and she would never act that way in real life the way she does in the movie. Even if it was true for the sake of this argument, she's literally embarrassing the people she supports by making her character that way.
>>204688851>she would never act that way in real life the way she does in the movieBecause she's playing a role in a comedy movie.>she's literally embarrassing the people she supportsIt's not that serious. It's a movie. We found it funny.
>>204688897Yes laugh at yourselves for how stupid you act. That's what the film wants.
>>204688960>youNo? I'm not in the movie. I'm laughing at how silly Annie is acting.
>>204688960No one cares faggot. Go get vaccinated again.
>>204686035Great one, one the best episodes. Why do you want previews? Just go in blind into the episodes, it's way more fun this way.
