Trapped Tourists editionPrevious >>204764655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCX1KexlU1s
EVIL DIES TONIGHT
>>204771548Based
>>204771500Oh man I hope nothing bad happens at the end of the countdown
Remember to watch some kino Corman-Poe this month anons.
You guys lied about Halloween III being good.
>>204771582I put these on throughout the year to fall asleep to. Nothing comfier.
>>204771603Sounds like you just have shit taste anon
>>204771603How can you get filtered by H3? What the hell>>204771582Based, those are great, probably the best Vincent Price filmsJust watched Pit and the Pendulum a few days ago
There was literally nothing scary about this movie, why is it classified as a horror movie, and why was it 2 hours long, it had no reason to last more than 1 hour, also what's about this message I'm seeing lately more and more>yeah that's a bad thing... except when I do it
>>204771689because it isn't listed as horror?https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14858658/
>>204771689>>204771703>Kyle is in ithow much screen time does he get
>>204771672nothing to get filtered by. it's just not very good.
>>204771672I have a particular nostalgia for movies that were aired on TV at Halloween or leading up to Halloween over the years when I was growing up.>Carrie>House of Usher>Nightmares>The Company of Wolves>Masque of the Red Death>Halloween 1 & 2>Gothic>ChristineI just have to rewatch them around Halloween for that feeling again. Plus the whole line of Corman-Poe movies are great any time of year desu >>204771609
Just about caught up with the new releases for the year. What's left to come out before Halloween?
>>204771792>thought that said “Alien Breasts”Damn I need to get laid
>>204771806Did you watch Carved yet?
>>204771830Looks terrible. I'm saving it for this weekend when I'll be too drunk to pay attention anyway.
>>204771672I hate this fucking movie and it’s gimmicky song. Ya, it’s funny, but it’s also ruining my life.
>>204771868>it’s also ruining my lifelol
what tracks put you in the spooky mood? I haven't even seen much X-Files but this theme gets me goinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz2wnSVeITg
>>204771703To be fair I have never used imdb in my life, also>psychological thrillerDoes it really count as such when the movie is literally just about rape and a magic juice that make you forget bad things, the camera is not even relevant at the end.
>>204771753Huh, I didn't even notice this, in fact not much, I was expecting him to be revelead as the big bad guy at the end but, he's kind of just there and gets to leave before everything goes south.
>>204771831>Suspiria lightingHow many movies are in that damn cinematic universe?
Finally got around to watching the Wolf Man and the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Wolf Man was great, loved the second half in paticular. Not gonna lie, dissapointed that I didn't end up loving or even enjoying Creature from the Black Lagoon that much. The monster design was great, and Julia Adams was so fucking hot, but the story felt too cliche and it just didn't have vibe of earlier Universal monster films.
Watching the first Terrifier and there’s nothing you can do about it
didn't ask
Ewwww
>>204770468Just finished. It was so good. One of the most violent, gorey and blood splattered vampire movies ever. Any fans of John Carpenter's Vamires or Daybreakers should watch it.Leif Jonker's Darkness 1993
>>204772029
ok Puppet Master number 14, this is a Blade spin-off filmstars Emily Bloom-er I mean "Tania Fox" again
>>204772216How can you sit through all these
>>204772220ngl I needed a break last night so I watched The Munsters instead
>>204772220>>204772216Anon is doing gods work
So is this who has been constantly posting about terrifier?
>>204772241Is it any good?
>>204772220Probably for Emily. She's real easy on the eyes.
Don't forget to keep those pumpkins lit
>>204771919Well isn't it kinda relevant as she realizes she has been there before due to the polaroids? Still a rather mediocre film.
>>204772261honestly it's not bad, though it's more like a 2 hour television pilot than a film because there's hardly a plot. it had one of the worst trailers of all time which put people off, but delivers on some chill laughs and goofs.
Hey guys, i'm just going to the basement alone, i'll be back real quick.
>>204772346Can you grab me a cold Mountain Dew?
>>204772364is sprite okay
>>204772380Yes thanks anon. Watch out for the clown with the big titties while you’re down there though.
>>204771630>>204771647Telephone > wurdulak > drop of water.
Did you guys hear a noise coming from the basement? Hmmm. Must have been me.
>>204772380Hold on, you're not me, and If i said i was going to the basement alone and you're here too... then... g-gh-ghOSTTT
>>204772414yes that is the order they appear in
i watched suspiria
>>204772460Did you like it?
>>204772449Funny how Bava decided to order it from the best.
/hor/ after one week>terrifier>suspiria>boomer coomers vs christfag larpersNever change /hor/
>>204772460you watched it but did you experience it?
>>204772463i liked it a lot, especially the use of color and music. i liked it more than deep red, which is the only argento i had previously seen
>>204772499Check out Opera next
RELEASE TERRIFIER ALREADY MY THEATERS SUCK
>>204772490it was mesmerizing and im sure i missed some stuff but it's definitely earned a spot as one of the movies im going rewatch several times
>>204772552Where do you live?
Just started Countess Dracula's Orgy of BloodIt's off to a good start
>>204772295I guess "kinda" describes it well since everything was already on the move by the time it happens, and taking into consideration the way the drug worked it was just a matter of time for her to remember anyways so not sure what was even the point.
>>204772552can't believe a film that grosses 40m just in the US doesn't have a plan to release internationally. it's free money!
>>204772609can't see the nipples, is it censored?
>>204772521opera looks really cool, I'll check it out
>>204772585>>204772617never mind I just checked and they added it to my city this week, it wasnt there on release
Not only is it a great movie, the theme song is one of the best too
>>204772620>can’t see the nipplesAre you blind?
>>204772617https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27911000/releaseinfo/?
>>204772609>512x288are you watching a video for ants?
>>204772630maybe if you posted something that wasn't fucking 280p i'd be able to see
>>204772620No it isn't. I'm also realizing this is just a softcore porno. Oh well, might as well enjoy it.
>>204772620I've heard of face blindness but booba blindness is a new level of autism
>>204772640a bunch of them are just one off halloween screenings. it needed a worldwide date.
>>204772656yes
If the Terrifier series came out in the 70s/80s /hor/ would shit themselves over it
If Alien came out in the 1930s people's head would swell up and explode like a cartoon
>>204772764you have any idea how much more impressive alien would've been if it released in the 30s?
>>204772764That would have changed the course of mankind probably
>>204772490One doesn't simply watch Suspiria, one inhabits the tanz academy, one holds Suzy's hand as she wanders through secret passages.
>>204772521>>204772621Opera is great but you should definitely watch Inferno now, it's the second in the mothers trilogy.
What are some horror movies stressful and fast paced like Uncut Gems/Good Time?
>>204772859Inside or High Tension are good
I've never seen Suspiria and you'll never convince me to watch it
>>204772859Strange Darling
>>204772892that's ok you don't deserve it
>>204772696rip, not doing those titties justice
>>204772892It's actually pretty good
>>204772892its not worth it
>>204772923I watch most movies on a 15" LCD from 2008 desu. You make do with what you have.
>>204772892Your loss.
>>204772937Based poorfag. I was rocking a tube 29" until 2014.
>>204771792Movie worse than Things. My SOV days, scrapping the bottoms of the barrel of horror was a dark time.
>>204773002I still have a big Sony Wega from the early 2Ks. Haven't turned it on in years. Thing weighs a tonne.
>>204773019>Thing weighs a tonne.Oh yeah, moving a tv to another room was a real feat of strength back then.
>>204772220
the only thing of note about Blade: The Iron Cross was that "Tania Fox" does a nude scene. Initially I thought they were blurring out her pussy but on closer inspection, I think she was wearing some of skin coloured underwear but it was incredibly obvious so they just tried to fix it in post. bravo.
>get told that Funny Games is the ultimate horror movie because it breaks conventions that normally don't get broken>start watchingOh yeah, It's intentionally doing shots that don't frame it on the usual things, plays with music at the start over top of the family car scene, lots of ADR instead of regular audio. Though this is all just normal for cheap horror movies.>breaks the fourth wall a bunchLegit spoiler that ruins a lot of the tension if you read this: When the wife manages to get the gun, shoots the one guy, and then the other guy rewinds the movie to undo that.I can see why this would be so highly respected for a movie in 1997. This would have been like nothing else. Considering only recently have fourth wall breaking become the norm.Any Zoomers watching it, would probably not be able to appreciate how different this movie was for the time. They've grown up in the "subvert expectations" era. I grew up in that era, so even though I watched it today, I still understand what movies were like then, and can understand how significantly different this is.I watched both the 1997 version and the 2007 remake. The only flaw of the remake, is that Naomi Watts is way too pretty. Part of what made the 1997 so good, is how unremarkable the looks of the cast is, and it allows the entire feel of the movie to feel more real. There's nothing wrong with her acting in the movie, just too pretty for the proper immersion.Solid 9/10 for both. Highly recommend.
>>204773435>blurring out her pussy but on closer inspection
>still no haunted ulster live release
Watching Starry Eyes. Better not be shit.
Alright, I owe Rob Zombie an apology. I discounted him as a director after watching the House of 1000 Corpses trilogy but I enjoyed this, like, way more than I thought I would.
>>204773743>watches modern slop>it better not be shitget a load of this retard
>>204773743Eh, it's alright but way too in your face.
>>204773750he did a great job on making Michael a brute
>>204773750>House of 1000 Corpses trilogyThe only good one was the first one.
>>204773743It's great.
>>204773750It's nice to know that there is somebody here on the complete opposite of me on the Zombie spectrum.>>204773768I prefer the Devil's Rejects.
>>204773751Suck my cock in hell faggot!
>>204773750>Hey guys i like this movie everyone else and their mother hates>Look how unique I am
>>204773750Critics judge this movie too harshly
>>204773750The second Rob Zombie one is the worst in the series next to ResurrectionThis is what Michael looks like in part 2, next to his ghost mother lmao Don't get too excited for it
>>204773789I've seen at least three Michaels under the bridge while I'm on the train.
>>204773785pretty sure most people liked Zombie's Halloween
Haunt was pretty good.I went into it with super low expectations but it ended up being a decent slasher. I felt it captured the feeling of a walking through a haunted house effectively. The multitude of unique rooms that seemingly never end were sweet (they're also designed like what you'd see in actual haunted houses this time of year). The cast is whatever but who really cares for a movie like this. Same goes for any deeper plot. The kills weren't boundary pushing but still effective enough. I really liked the tension throughout most of it.I'll probably watch this again if I need a quick, no-frills slasher.sorry for any typos I'm a bit druk
>>204773785Weak bait.>>204773764That's the main thing that I really liked about it, I love how much more violent and high impact it was than the original.
>>204773785Hey, I hate the '07 Halloween too, but he might just enjoy it, I don't think he's trying to be "unique" I like Curse, despite everyone hating it
>>204773750in the director's cut of his halloween 1 remake a woman gets raped in his cell as a reason for why he escapes (he has no part in it it's just that one of the caretakers that are doing the raping ruins his things and that makes him angry)
Top 3 movies I likeCutiesBrokeback MountainRob Zombie's Halloween
>>204773785>hey guys I hate this movie because reddit told me too>am I fitting in yet?Rob Zombie's Halloween is based as fuck ya soft faggot
>>204773808The guy who plays the devil in this also plays the masked man in The Strangers. And the fat friend is in Matrix Resurrections.
>>2047738334. Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver
>>204773837You type like a zoomer and yet you cry reddit. Why is that?
>>204773813Curse is a lot like Kills. the plot is nonsense, but if you just came to see Michael stab a bunch of people you're in for kino.
>>204773837your insecurity is slipping out lol
>>204773842Glad you mentioned the strangers that's been on my list for years and I keep forgetting about it. I thought I was going to hate the fat friend, and he definitely came off as a theater kid acting like a jock, but it somehow worked.
I just got done watching Terrifier. It's pretty MEH. Hopefully 2 is better.
>>2047738962 is much more fun/Halloween vibes
>>204773837What's up, Robert?
>>204773955Not much, working on my remake of Halloween 3.
>>204771792that's the most deep fried and crusty poster i've ever seen
>He doesn't watch the best horror movie podcast, Zac Amico's Midnight Spookshow
Times you acted like a rat monkey?
>>204774019vhs 94
>>204774019Look at his cute little chompers
>>204774019That time I spread an insane mind warping zombie disease. It was based.
>>204771492I need something for spooky season anons, I've got nothing prepared. Don't wanna watch the old stuff again, gimme something. Prefer TV shows but movies are cool too. I've had some stuff in my mind all ummer but it's like I got amnesia or something.
>>204774057That was you, bro? I've been blaming Jim this whole time lol
>>204774019my ex wife woke me up on the couch when I was still hammered from the night before and I had cum dried panera napkins on the coffee table next to me and my gut and mantits were sticking out
Would you not pass out from the pain?
>>204774062>Prefer TV showsBlood Ties (comfy monster of the week Canadian vampire detective show)
>>204774062>TV showsChapelwaite was pretty good
>>204774062sweetpea
>>204774116>ChapelwaiteI was sold, I liked the premise but then I saw it got axed. Does it wrap up nicely as a standalone at least? >Blood Ties, Sweet Pea Will check
>>204774168
anime grid guy has a way better sense of dynamic visual imagery than Budd does
>>204774174Yes it does mostly. They did it so if they got another season they could continue, but honestly the ending was good enough. The atmosphere of the show really is very well done.
>>204774168had a friend who was really into the 50s aestethic loving this film for its musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS7Wd88fOLIshe got excited and started singing along
>>204774195>House>House (1985)>House that Jack Built>Don't Go in the House>House on Haunted Hill>House of UsherDamn, House movies are kino
Bears?
>>204774254Kino, the second one was good too, I thought Neil Giuntoli did a great job as Henry.
>>204774221last house on the left
>>204774221>House By The Cemetery >House on Sorority Row>Man of the House
>>204774268Yeah the second one is very underrated They should have made a third one too
>>204774062Masters of Horror is a fun series. Stand-alone episodes, each based on a short story.
>>204774221>The House with Laughing Windows>House with 100 Eyes
>>204774269>>204774279>>204774356>House of Wax>The Old Dark House>House of the Dead>Ghost HouseWho's building all these houses?
>>204774375Haunted Mexicans
>>204774343Watched it last Halloween, a few episodes stand out but there's a lot that's below average. Finding it online was a real pain, too.
>that part in August Underground Mordum where they make a dude cut his dick offFuck man where do you even go from there? Seems like something you save for the end of the movie.
>>204774293You making these collages yourself? They're pretty cool.
>>204774375Jack
>>204774388
>>204774450YeahI did one for every Halloween movie too, including both cuts of H6
>>204774489You got any for any of the Critters movies?
>>204774627I don'tI might make some in time though
Post something that’s actually scary. Yes, yes, I know it’s quite silly being scared by a movie, but movies like Babadook get to me.
>>204774686[REC] Stay away from the sequels, they're horrible
>>204774686
>>204774711Thanks brother!
>>204774651>Dad?
>>204774728Fuck.
>>204774728I’ve unfortunately already watched all of David Lynch so much that it’s now that the horror aspects of his filmography has become just funny to me.
>>204771523Such a good movie.
Should I watch these "must see" horrors of the recent years? Like It Follows, Barbarian, Devil Night Show, It Comes and similarly titled ones?I have a bad feeling that they will be neckbeard, soyy horror and not actual horror.
>>204774762its still eerie and strange once you "get over it", but thats just a sign that youve been caught by the spell of the black lodge.
>archive comes back for a splitsecond only to be killed again
>>204774952>It FollowsNo, it's a bit onions. >Barbarianperhaps>Late Night with the DevilYes>It comes Dunno
>>204775059Here's a version with a normal size also
>>204774960Anything can become eerie and strange if you think about it long and hard enough.
Everyone has seen the tour of Tom Savini's school and house right? He owns some incredible props.https://youtu.be/-UgWgqUb8Es?si=ej_9EJ3Pw_UElAN6
>>204775084Nice small tit kino.
What are some essentials to watch this Halloween haven't watched that many yet aside from 28 weeks later which was a disappointment.
>>204775479Ernest Scared Stupid
>>204775479So you're talking about in the past 25 years or so?Evil Dead (remake)It FollowsDawn of the Dead (remake)SawThe MistSinisterInsidiousAll of those are fairly large, uncontroversial favorites from the past 25 years.
>>204773750I love it honestly. Trashy yet also visceral and the build up to child Michael's point of no return is great IMO. Also liked how it borrowed the Mr. Sandman thing from II.
>>204773743Above average slasher, don't expect anything groundbreaking but it is a gem.
>>204775491I hope you're not trolling me with this one anon but it looks fun so I'll give it a go.>>204775767Nah not just the last 25 years or so since I like the cheesiness and cool practical effects of the 80s horror films. I already saw most of what you listed aside from it follows so I'll watch that as well.
Best Exorcism movies besides The Exorcist 1/2/3? Already planning on watching The Pope's Exorcist soon
Any recommendations for decent horror with a lot of nudity? Previously watched Species with my gf, but it was a bit underwhelming.
>>204775937sleepaway camp 2
>>204775850
>>204775846>I like the cheesiness and cool practical effects of the 80s horror filmsJust off the top of my head:Prince of DarknessFrom BeyondDemonsDemons 2I'm assuming you've seen The Thing(1981). Really any John Carpenter from that time. The Thing (2011) prequel is worth checking out if you haven't seen it but they abandoned the cool practical effects and went for just ok-ish CGI.
>>204775937That pool scene did something to me when I was a kid.
>>204776165Yeah I've seen both versions of the thing but I haven't seen the others you listed so thanks, anon.
Watched 4 new movies, 1 wasn't horror:>#AMFADWhat an absolute bad movie. Just the way it's shot would make you think it was a made-for-mtv movie. The ending is incredibly predictable right from the start. Then they throw in an ending twist just to setup for a possible sequel, that I really hope never happens. The only thing good about this movie is that Jade Pettyjohn is attractive.>Bad KittiesNot a horror movie, just a drama about a bunch of teen girls bitching and being poor white trash. Out of all the FF movies I've seen, this is probably the most annoying of them all.>Last Night At Terrace LanesThis is below average and ridiculous. It had a shot at being good if they dumped 90% of the budget into effects for the kills and gore. Only thing I really cared about was looking at Francesca Capaldi because goddamn. You'd have to be a the gayest dude on earth to not want to fuck her.>Scarred To DeathThis is the 144th FF movie I've seen and it has the worst dialog and acting out of them all. It's honestly astounding how bad it is. Within the first 15 minutes you want the asian dude to die because his dialog is atrocious. The lead woman/camerman has a terrible accent that makes me instantly hate her. Fuck this movie, NEVER watch it.
>1080p version came out via torrents>saw it>it's kino
>>204776590>Friday the 13th font>guy from Office Space and Band of Brothers>Amy Smart>Cyclops actorI will now watch your movie
>>204776715Alien catchphrase too.
>>204775861I'm personally a huge fan of Beyond the Door, Italian Exorcist ripoff from the 70s. Great sound design.there's a blaxploitation ripoff of Exorcist called Abby I also like a lot but good luck finding a copy, WB sued to keep it from getting released (wouldn't be surprised if it's on youtube though.)Japanese exorcism flick It Comes is wacky and slick looking (and long.)The Last Exorcism has it's fans, surprising for a FF exorcism flick, and I do remember thinking it was above average for FF despite barely remembering it otherwise.
Based absent father making his ex wife seethe.
these encounters are getting spooky
Watched Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II last night. I've seen it before, but it's been a while. Very fun, campy 80s movie that takes itself pretty seriously despite how goofy it is at times. Kino nude scenes as well. I wonder if the locker room scene from The Faculty was partly inspired by the one in this movie.
>>204776715Christine Taylor was also great in The Craft, Dodgeball, and Zoolander.
>>204777221Shit, I forgot she was in The Craft. I had a huge crush on her during her "Hey Dude" days.
>>204772460>>204772499Based anon experiencing the best horror film of all time.>>204772521Seconding this>>204772487>/hor/ after one weekHow new are you? Both Terrifier and Suspiria have been constantly discussed here all year.
>>204777263She played a real bitch in that one lol. Even Cliff DeYoung (Farley Flavors) makes an appearance as Robin Tunney’s dad. It’s got a great cast for a teen flick.
>>204775846Not him but ESS is honourary /hor/.
>>204777263Hey Dude that show had a great intro
>>204772029>How many movies are in that damn cinematic universe?Refer to picrel for a comprehensive chart – every film listed is connected in some way.>>204772810Get immersed enough and you’ll genuinely want to live at the Tanz Akademie so you can flirt with Suzy and turn the secret iris.>>204772892You’ll come around.
>>204773742What’s going on here? It’s on Apple TV too, you’d think someone would have ripped it by now
>>204773743It's shit. One of the worst horror films I've ever seen.>>204773774wrong>>204775845it's below average actually. completely unremarkable.
>>204771689>billionaire's rape island just happens to have snakes that counteract his magic forgetty potion>doesn't just find a new island or unleash an army of weaselsso easy to solve his problems
>>204774106art has a demonic aura that won't allow it
Pretty cool movie, and the ending actually surprised me.
>>204778555#metoo
>>204778531Season of the Witch is based, Halloween was supposed to be an anthology but the producers wanted Myers everywhere. Instead of great titles like Halloween III, we got 4, H20 and all the junk released after.
Why are vampires weak against crosses?
>>204778531>>204778555
>>204778531Based Halloween III appreciater
>>204778924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozID5sgofno
>>204778924Christianity: Good vs Evil
>>204778994Did they lift this from Blindsight, or was it already a thing?
>>204778531P H O E N I X
>>204779062Not sure, but I really like this idea.
>>204772499Suspira is good, but overrated IMO. Argento is a tiny bit overrated as a Giallo director anyways. Fulci and Bava are the true kings of the genre.
Speaking of Argento, this is back.
Hell yeah, they just added all episodes of Goosebumps on Tubi with better quality than the dvds
Wicked City (1987)
>>204778941something something her babylons five times, if you catch my drift
Deep Dark/Gueules noires (2023).Really enjoyed it. Cool monster, I think everything was practical effects, looked good. It was the highlight of this year's spooptober. If we're talking new movies.
>>204775937>barely any answers to thisFor shame /hor/. Buncha fags.
>>204779444nice im a cave horror fan i will check this out
>>204779213New or old goosebumps?
The Hidden is kino
>>204780105Based
>>204780105Chekovs Flamethrower
>>204772499>>204777413her nose bothers me
>>204780205You bother me.
>>204771523I remember reading the sequel was meant to something to do with these ideas>new Leslie vernon killings happen in another location, she goes to try and stop him>twist is it’s not Leslie, it’s an imitator and he ends up helping them stop him because his work is sloppy and disrespectfulOr>she runs a To Catch A Predator style show where they bait aspiring serial killers>something happens and Leslie also comes back but they end up getting together romantically Or>they’re making a movie about Leslie Vernon and the true story of how he set all the stuff up to become a killer and the relationship between him and her etc, it’s obviously very inaccurate, Leslie comes back to start killing them Haven’t been able to read the comic because it’s so expensive and nobody has scanned it but I assume it’s based on the sequel script that wasn’t made
>>204779572Ok, let's see. Horror movies with a good ratio of quality to nudity>The Wicker Man>Lifeforce>Tenebrae>Torso>A Bay of Blood>Re-Animator>Chopping MallOr any Edwige Fenech giallo, just pick one
>>204780216Based kinose appreciator.
>>204775802I really enjoy how weird this movie is. It's a mess, but it's fucking weird in the best way.
>>204780670>It's a messespecially the ending. wouldnt wanna be the janitor that day
>>204773750I like it a lot. The first 15-20 minutes of the sequel are pretty good too. Too bad it goes to complete shit right after though.
>>204780602Beautiful profile, beautiful nose.
>>204777020>I'm gettin' too spooky for this shit...
Why do people not make giallo movies anymore? A slasher+murder mystery+tits+psychological horror sounds like something that would absolutely print money in this day and age.
>>204780105the opening sequence is fun and GTApilled
>>204780085There's no new Goosebumps!
>>204781347Didn't they reboot it at some point, or was that are you afraid of the dark?
>>204781302Last Night In Soho was basically this, except for the tits
>>204781302Well, in Italy it's because the italian film industry has been dead for a good 30 years now.
just watched Troll (1986)really fun movie with cool creature puppets. i really liked the different apartment residents - even though they each got just a little time each, their different apartment decorations and personalities made them like cartoon characters which added to the storybook feel of the whole thing.torok was a cool villain and the old witch was a snack. the song was cooli am glad that harry potter saved my urban capitalist utopia from the threat of eternal life in a magical naturalist hell
eerie and pretty with some nice creative kills, but it's just a cheap zoomer imitation of the classics. It needed some soul, better music, a cute lead, and a nice pair of titties. If it had those things, i'd be singing its praises. as of now, it doesn't even measure up to Hatchet.
>>204781302there's the editor if you count parody
Any fans?
>>204781766This one was good, but I do feel it felt too “modern” for what it was going for. If it was actually directed and shot in a way that gave it a 70s pulp feel, then it would have hit a home run as far as being a send up of the genre goes.
>>204781846yesgreat daniel baldwin movie
>>204781302People just want straight up violence. Why do you think the Terrifier franchise is so popular?
>>204781846I think this and Ghosts of Mars are the only Carpenter movies I still haven't seen
>>204782006Check it out for sure
>>204782006Do a double bill, they're both disguised westerns.
>>204781944It definitely seems that way, but that’s why slashers often don’t hit the same notes with me as giallo does.The main reasons I love giallo are the kino direction and aesthetics as well as the twisty, crazy plots where half the fun is trying to figure out who the killer is. A lot of slashers seem to just dilute giallo down to the gore and tits, which I think results in them losing a lot of the nuance that giallo films had. Yes, giallo films were pulp, but they were artsy pulp.I loved slashers like Alice Sweet Alice and the Toolbox Murders, which are clearly imitating the giallo style though.
>>204782026What's dumb is I own Vampires on VHS, but I have no way to watch it....>>204782038That's a good idea
>>204774405Why would you watch this garbage
Fuck it I’m watching Army of Darkness again. It’s been like 7 years at least
>>204782127There's always the alternate cuts too. There's at least 4 versions of it to watch
>>204782279I’m not sure which version I’m about to watch. It’s an hour and 36 minutes. The couch smells again so I’m back to watching on the other tv..
Thoughts on this aliums movie?It says there is no dialogue and home invasions by aliums always seem like a spooky setting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcA02w6rm44https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcA02w6rm44
>>204782419>The couch smells>again
>>204782444the aliens were cool. i didnt much like the ending or whatever message it was trying to hamfistedly convey, but the aliens were cool.
>>204782419>The couch smells againWell if you'd stop farting on it all day long....
>TodayÉtoile>24thThe Vampire Lovers>25thLust For a VampireTwins of Evil >26thCherry Falls>27thAlucardaSuspiria remake >28thEyes Without a FaceLemora>29thThe Beyond City of the Living Dead>30thPhenomenaThe Company of Wolves>31stSuspiriaThis is the plan now.
>>204782649>Eyes Without a FaceThis one is surprisingly disturbing for a movie from 1959
>>204781302How come people think giallo is some sort of special genre? You know in Italy it's interchangeable with the term "slasher" right?
>>204782419That's the director's cut. Some scenes run longer, including the battle scene, and other scenes use alternate takes compared to the theatrical cut, including a totally different ending. Most people prefer the theatrical cut
>>204782667Is this a giallo?
>>204782006ghosts of mars was fun to watch while drunk
>>204782444i enjoy
>>204782667Eh, not really. “Giallo” covers a crazy broad spectrum to the point that it has sub-genres within the sub-genre. Some are closer to slashers, while others are more straight up crime/detective thrillers.The generally agreed upon definition of giallo though is that it has to be a whodunnit murder mystery that has horror elements and nudity. In this respect, it’s a clear genre of its own. That’s not even mentioning the fact that it has its own unique tropes independent of slashers like killer POV shots, bottles of J&B Whiskey everywhere, prog/jazz inspired soundtracks and the fact that most killers wear black gloves as a rule of thumb.
>>204782649Nice. The only reason I’m also not closing with Susssiria is because I’m watching it three times next week
>>204782444Gem
How the fuck are ya'll not talking about the latest RLM joint?
>>204782626Sounds like a fucking bummer in the end.Maybe I can watch most of it for the atmosphere.
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>>204782633I hardly fart at all anymore. I actually have to strain extremely hard to fart or piss. Something’s amiss with my pelvic floor or prostate. It’s more of a locker room/musky smell. I wash every square inch of my body twice over with two different scents of body wash every day and I always do my exercising first thing in the morning so I can shower before my ass plants itself up here so idk where the fuck this smell is coming from. >>204782679That’s good to know. It seems I always end up watching the directors cuts of movies. When I watched Little Shop of Horrors I didn’t realize it was the directors cut and I have still not seen the other one.
>>204782982Because /hor/ is a better friend simulator than RLM.
I just watched Late Devil Night and I liked it. It is cool. Short and sweet. I am putting Longlegs now straight away.
>>204782982You are scum if you support and pay money to these one trick ponies like Fandano and RLM.
>>204783195He cute!
>>204782982Tried watching them once and they seemed like unlikable assholes that mostly talk about Disney slop. Especially the main guy? Whoever the fat clean shaved one is. I don’t see the appeal at all
Gonna make a new thread.
>>204783295Seems like a good enough idea
>>204783307For you, Garlic Crust:>>204783330>>204783330>>204783330
>>204782912Daaaaaaaaamnnm
>>204782705No, it's a cannibal film and a found footage film.
>>204781846I vividly remember that dude being split in half.
