Simpsons Freddy and Jason editionprevious >>204783330
>>204792072Bleh
First for Doctor Sleep
>>204792072Treehouse of Horror is kino
>>204792143Only as an adult do I understand what most of the parodies are
>>204792072Just saw The Hunger. It was certified vampire kino
Watched. Was kino. Made me really horny too
For me, it's Ali Larter in Final Destination.
>>204792072Give me all the obscure jhorror recs you can think of for the love of god
>>204792195The girlfriend was an unbelievable bitch
>>204792171It's hit or miss for people, I've noticed, but I liked it a lot.
I watched the best horror movie released this decade and no one in these threads have mentioned it once
Man, Smile was pretty underwhelming. Its too long for the story it tries to tell, there's too many dream sequence cop outs, still falls back into the "horror as a metaphor for trauma" shit, and many of the actors just drop the ball.Which is a shame since there's still some good parts to it like the music, the actor that plays Rose does a good enough job with the material she was given, and I also didn't think they'd have the balls to have the dead cat at the birthday party. I can't believe I gave the series a chance with their marketing.
>>204792275I watched that one too
>>204792275Sounds like you've been busy reading every post in every /hor/ thread for the past couple of months
I'm watching leprechaun now and the scenes without the leprechaun are indistinguishable from a porn movie intro
>>204792331I searched the archives and it’s been mentioned twice on this board total not in horror even though it’s horror
>>204792214https://letterboxd.com/film/girl-hell-1999/
>>204792253Loved the mystery of the nature of vampirism in this world.The themes of love and aging were very appropriate for vampirism
>>204792450I've done a hundred or so reviews in the past few months and I always post a pic of a poster and never mention the name of the movie in my posts. Lurk moar.
>>204792515Doubt you’ve seen it
>>204792525Concession accepted
well im off to crimson peak
>>204792072Havent seen Treehouse since like 15. Are they still decent at least
>>204792195It redpills you on how women can't resist the BVC.
Holy kino
>>204792470Looks more like straight pinku eiga but I'll take it
>>204792634I'm straight but I would let this guy do anything he wanted to me, vampire or not.
>>204792195NGL Amanda Bearse was really hot like this. Married With Children Marcy totally killed it years later though.
I wish I was a vampire
>>204792571I liked this.
>>204792052As a french dude from the north of France, I'm ashamed, Brigitte Lahaie is an institution, I should have recognized her.
>>204792471Going in blind, I put this on my list this year for my friend group to watch. We've seen most of the classics and a lot of schlock, I'm hoping we'll like this at least as much as Cape Fear.
What's the most normie horror movie? My gut is telling me It 2017
>>204792072>Simpsons even predicted the Freddy and Jason crossover
>>204786374in case you missed my J-horror recs at the end of the thread>>204792589>>204793015+ watch more Hisayasu Satô
>>204792899anything from the conjuring universe
>>204793080Based, thanks anon
>>204792214Evil Dead TrapGuzoo: The Thing Forsaken by GodMatango
Fuckin' up some reheated ravioli that's been in the freezer for about 2 months and watching Halloween (2009), it's only 12:35 PM and I don't know what to do with the rest of my day after this.
>>204793322I own the first two on DVD lol, haven't heard of that third one tho, will check it out
>>204793035>behind the mask: the rise of leslie vernon>the houses october built>frogman>the mcpherson tapejust a few, assuming you've already seen BWP and Paranormal Activity movies.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>204793502Also check out Deadstream.
>>204792275bet it's some arthouse turd
My sister said earlier "i'm watching this really bad horror movie", i asked which, she said "Abigail". Thoughts? I've never seen it.
>>204793671It's actually not bad
Need a good stuck-in- improbable-location horror movie. I've seen the ones where they're stuck on/in:>A sauna>A shark cage>A ski lift>A canyon>A small airplane>A cell tower>A space station
>>204792171yeah really good one. saw this one last year and it still stands out as one of the best, maybe the best one of all last year for me
Who here has actually done the Monster Mash?
>>204792899Something from Blumhouse or the Conjuring universe I guess.
>>204792899Insidious
>>204793775havent seen any of these except the last two. can you name them please
>>204793671The writing is atrocious, if you told me the dialogue was written by a 14-year-old girl, I'd believe you.
>>204792072So is not exaggerated to say that Art is currently bigger than these dudes?
>>204794137how did you arrive at this conclusion?
>>204794137As someone who really likes terrifier, I'd say not yet. I still think it's too extreme for the general audiences. Maybe in time
>>204794137Seems astroturfed honestly. Terrifier def didn't justify his status. Is Terrifier 2 *that* much better? Does it actually build up some sort of mythology?
>>204792195Now watch the sequel!
>>204792732>Look up Chris Sarandon>He's 82 years oldTimeflyingpepe.jpg
>>204794137Only so far as they're both from dead franchises, and the fact Art basically has no competition atm other than Ghostface who is what, 30 years old?Art is definitely not be as popular as Jason/Freddy in the 80s but it's the closest we get for now as far as slashers
Bros...Why didn't you fucking tell me House was fucking AMAZING? Now I get what that Kungfu poster was talking about. K I N OINO
>>204792806me too i really like haunted house kino
>>204794137Is Terrifier even released in all countries?Jason has appeared as an enemy in Final Fantasy games. I'm not even sure if Art's been shown in Japanese theaters at all.You honestly sound like someone asking if a new pop singer is as big as Michael Jackson.
>>204794137No, Jason and Freddy are famous literally in the entire world with over three generations, my mother knows who both of them are and she's never watched either series. A fun fact for you guys, in countries where hockey does not exist the goalie mask is simply known as a "jason mask".
>>204794368we say that all the time. good to have another fan.
>>204794408Art just needs a dozen sequels spread out over 20 years or so to match them.
>>204794368It's been a long time since I watched it, maybe I should give it another go now that I'm a bit older. Not that I didn't like it at the time, I just feel like I can appreciate movies better these days.
>>204794431I'm gonna start binge watching more Japanese horror now.
>>204794466Art doesn't have television showings and VHS/DVD, he will never catch up. And no, streaming is not the same.
>>204794240Is this any good?
>>204794503Check out Cure and Pulse (kairo)
I'm ending my Spooktober month early. Nothing will top Phantom of the Paradise. Truly the peak. 10/10 Uberkino.
>>204794527Based
>>204794466Art just needs this >>204794372We'll know he made it the day the japanese start to dress like him.
>>204794368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4
>>204794565Cure was great. Never watched Pulse, so I'll add it to the list.
>>204794532It's fun, just like Mr. Crockett, both from HuluNothing outstanding but feels sincere what with so many horror movies trying to pretend to be more than the schlock they are, also effects are mostly practical too like Mr CrockettThe movies are just cheesy horror fun, simple as, though Mr Crockett is a bit more seriousAlso kinda strange Hulu is the only one I see putting new Halloween movies
>>204794662Ok thanks. I downloaded it a couple of days ago but was wondering. Will watch at some point.
>>204794466and a costume design that isn't just a generic clown outfit
>Want a date? >Going out?>Looking for some action?>Need some company?>Got any money?Would you?
>>204794368sweet homes kinda like that too
Double scoop?
>>204794634>evilgrannyWell i'm hard now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psj1l6JHmPA&ab_channel=ScreamFactoryTV
>>204794829yes without even thinking once
>>204793775>Four prisoners discover a handwritten book of black magic in their cell, and decide to use it to escape.https://letterboxd.com/film/malefique/>Four mathematicians are imprisoned in a shrinking room; with the walls closing in, they must try anything to escape this fatal puzzle.https://letterboxd.com/film/fermats-room/MiseryCubeCoherenceDawn of the DeadExam
>>204794187the future is now old man, the tik tok zoomers and gen alpha love Art just like their freddy faz bear
>>204795284not to mention the balding Gen X'ers vicariously living as rebels through media and the millenial NEETS and latinos baseding out over le hecking epic clown
>>204795033The best acting performances in that movie were the two black girls who had to act like Jess was doing some sick moves
>>204794408>my mother knows who Jason and Freddy are!lmao yeah and nobody under 25 does, they're dead franchises thanks to studio hell greedy rights holders
>>204795284Horror is so starved today that generic spooky clown guy is the only one we've got
>halfway throughuhhhhh... so when exactly does picrel get good. i was promissed a masterpiece but it is EXTREMELY mid, like the definition of midthe messiah of evil film that was recommended a few days ago is sloppier in some scene but its highs absolutely mog this films highs.
>>204793775Last Shift is a lady cop stuck in an overnight lock-up with a demon. The director remade it as Malum, but that version sucked.
>>204794368you're just late to the party anon. like 5 years late. redditors have adopted House as a pillar of their personality and wearing embarrassing full orange t-shirts in public for a few cycles now
>>204795366My sister is 23 and she knows them too.
>>204795284refusing to answer the question by doubling down and posting a screenshot is conceding the argument, just so you know
>>204794574based and kino phantom enjoyer did you know it became such a cult classic in the frozen shithole of Winnipeg, Canada that they have dedicated festivals? even a documentary about it
>>204795407
>>204795539las time I check evidentiary testimonial proofs from the public at large is answering the question of popularity. what you want me to pull some bullshit conjecture out of my ass based on some solipsistic subjectivity? lets just skip to the part where you call me a retarded faggot in that case
imagine having to be Ashton Kutcher as the husband to 61 year old Demi Moore on set for this scene like>Damn honey you still got it, you fine as hell with that tight ass. I would totally have sex with you if I were in this scene and in real life when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room.Like seriously imagine having to be Ashton and not only sip his coffee while Demi flaunts her disgusting flabby body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that look into the mirror.
>>204793775>Meander - underground maze>Fermat's Room - escape room>Old - island >The Exterminating Angel - mansion lounge room>The Collector - house full of death traps>Vivarium - a neighborhood >The Mist - a store >1408 - hotel room>We Need to Do Something - bathroom>Devil - elevator>The Descent - caves>Escape the Field - cornfield >Circle - spaceship >Deep House - underwater house>Autopsy of Jane Doe - morgue >As Above So Below - catacombs
>>204792899Normies love Sinister for some reason. They swear that the lawnmower scene is the scariest thing ever.
>>204795791>here's that horror movie with thicc PAWG ass I was telling you aboutbutt bros, why does horror hate us?
>>204795791everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, Demi Moore LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to go home and get into bed with here, chomp on 3 blue chews just to get your sausage stiff enough to snake it in and keep that couger money coming to pay for your blow habit.You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled pancake of an ass as she sticks it "out" to writhe suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Ashton fucking Kutcher. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>204792791How do you know you're not ?
>watch some washed up old fucks talk about horror movies>they shit on Terrifier but then talk positively about In A Violent NatureWorst take I've seen this month.
>>204795486That fucking Kungfu spammer turned me off from it!
>>204795551fucking weird ass canadians>t.canadianthanks anon
lol fuck off Margaret Qualley does not have a figure with these nubile curves. she's a ken doll
>>204795791Yoko Ono ass lookin ass
>>204796088She has gained weight since then. That is like 6 years old.
>>204795791That's obviously not her real body. Right? Right? Please...
>Day 23: Vampire BloodlustWeird movie. This isn't an anthology film, it's a clipshow. A collection of little five-minute vignettes, each of which feels like a scene from a different movie. The description calls it "Jukebox style". Whatever. The little clips are shot well enough, there's actually some real good costuming, but the effects are shit and not in a lovable way. Most importantly, I can't really give a shit about any of these out-of-context scenes getting thrown around. A lot of hot chicks get naked, so that's alright. Overall, I don't like this movie at all. In fact, I didn't even finish watching it. Maybe I'll finish it later, but I probably won't.
>>204793533This film is kino, tits and blood!
finally watched Doom Asylum and Kristin Davis made me balls and dick ache terribly
for the hooch hounds always begging for gratuitous nudity flicks you can watch Massage Parlor Murders on tubihttps://tubitv.com/movies/515807/massage-parlor-murders
What do you all genuinely unironically think of the Terrifier movies? I see so many people comparing them to the slashers of yore, but I dunno, they don't hit the same desu.
>>204796144>gained weightwhere, in her hat?
>>204796342to me it feels like watching Haneke's Revenge
>>204796270Tits, in part V?>>204796342I don't like it. The guy playing Art does a great job (he also does in Stream) and I like the SFX being practical but everything else his shit, especially the pacing in the second one with its awful story taking too much of the runtime.
>>204796342I thought the first one was ok and the second one was garbage. Not watching the third.
>>204796342>but I dunno, they don't hit the same desu.That describes them pretty well They don't have the same soul that older slashers do, nor are they as fun to watch. I don't like them
>>204796410Not just tits, the best tits in the series
>>204796410>Tits, in part V?Are you being sarcastic or have you not watched the movie?
>>204796342I really like the first movieI've only finished the second one time because the story bores me to deathHaven't watched the third but I will when there's a digital release
I can't find ChadGetsTheAxe in the usual sites, where to watch...
>>204796448>>204796460I despise Part V, I didn't remember them. Also, sorry, but the best rack in the franchise is in 09.>Oh wow, your tits are stupendous. You've got perfect nipple placement, baby
7 days til Halloween
Recommending picrel It's great. Some mental asylum patients break out and start killing people around the town. They eventually trap a family inside of a house and it becomes a sort of Assault on Precinct 13 type movie. The actors who play the main few killers give surprisingly good and memorable performances , and it features Donald Pleasence. It has no relation to the video game or the shitty Uwe Boll films of the same name, don't worry
>>204796346Move over, rover.
very unsatisfying watch. Kept waiting for something to happen with that knife in the boat. And don't get me started on the remote scene...Golf ball scene was cool though>900 secs to post
>>204796410Lots of boobs in v
>>204796671whoosh
Only in the movie for 3 minutes. Icon
>>204796483The story in the second one was awesome though
>>204796253>clip showThat's exactly what it is. Full Moon has a bunch of these of stuff from their from their catalog.
>Keep your heart to yourself...>Give your soul to the night!
>>204796782If by awesome you mean it had the same storytelling quality as childrens books than sure
>>204792072what did you guys think about scream? i found it funny but too meta for my taste
>>204796701>2 hours of torture>le 4th wall breaks>everyone dies and we're back to the startwoooowmaybe it was cool 30 years ago
Watching this right now. I have NEVER seen a protagonist with less survival instincts in any horror movie.>Disarm and chain up weak girl >Still leave the weapon in arms reach of her>Allow her to spend 45 seconds reloading right in front of you
>>2047972261 is good2 less so3 even less4 is pretty gooddidnt see 5 or 6
>>204795791>What living under a rock does to a motherfuckerThey're not even married anymore.
Does Thriller count as a horror movie when counting how many horror movies you've seen for Halloween?
>>204797539Oh yeah, and you have amnesia and some dude you don't remember asks you to watch his insane niece on an isolated island and demands that you wear chains.
'member Skinamarink?
>>204796508>go search for a torrent>find it>try to download it>computer freeze>antivirus goes crazyYeah fuck this movie.
>>204797579No, I'd count it as a clip or show like some of the Halloween cartoons and Treehouse of Horror.
Trailer compilation kinohttps://tubitv.com/movies/705115/the-agfa-horror-trailer-show
>>204797661What kind of dodgy shit site did you go to?
>>204793775Break The ShallowsBlack WaterBlack Water: Abyss
>>204797539Watch the original Speak No Evil
Watched Basket Case 2&3 tonight. The twats in previous threads who said they sucked should never be allowed to watch movies again. They insult the medium with their very gaze.Also holy nostalgia batman.>Twin towers>wait, is that...Jolt cola?
Have you guys ever recommended a movie to a friend that you remember being really good only to watch it with them and slowly realize it’s not as good as you remember? That was my experience watching Smile (2022) with my pal tonight. Actually a pretty 6.5/10 movie upon rewatch
>>204798225everything seems worse with someone else there to me
>>204797672Thriller doesn't count but Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown does.
Scooby Doo is the pinnacle of horror.
>>204798288just finished 4boy this one was god damned Lynchian
>>204798238It depends on the person you’re with and the movie imo. Also when I’m showing someone a movie I’ve already watched I feel immense pressure to “impress” them with the movie and I get all sweaty and keep constantly shooting glances their way to see if they are reacting.
>>204792195
>>204798309>30 minute cartoon counts as a horror movieNah, only thing I'd maybe count are some of the Scooby ones.
>>204794137currently? at this point maybe. you couldve said teh same thing about joker 4 years ago, look at him now. from pop culture icon and representation of the little, opressed people rising up against their opressors across the world to a total joke. how ironic.
Heheh
>>204798309>>204798437saw all those rips just got uploaded yesterday, now I'm tempted to run through 'em
>>204798458beloved
>>204794829
>>204798441maybe that was meant to be the joke and it's just that none of us get it
>>204798511>>204798458
>>204797704but frog, you live in the basement...
>>204798511>>204798458I miss the buccal fat so much bros. Look what they took from us.
Watched Argento’s Trauma tonight. Not a terrible movie but a far cry from his older output. Just a bizarre and uncomfortable experience.>set in America>no Goblin soundtrack>first nude role for his daughter who was 16 at the time>awkward romance between her and the lead actor>Asia apparently cheated on her Italian boyfriend and fucked the lead actor IRL as well as a musician and an electrician (lol)>Asia’s character has anorexia>Argento’s step daughter who shows up to randomly dance in the end credits had anorexia IRL and died a year after filming>Brad Dourif only shows up for like five minutes>lead actor randomly buys drugs with a fake prescription for some reason>somehow a baby gets accidentally decapitated by a doctor during birth>Argento uses a pseudonym in the end credits>Tom Savini’s name in the end credits is “Toni Savini”Fucking Italians man. I should have had a negroni or two before watching.
STEAL HIS LOOK
>>204798594god i wish the lil boy were me
>>204798594Who did it better?
>>204798647this gal was waaaaaaaaaaaay cute especially while with Angela Lansbury, but the vvitch chick truly cast a spell with those pale globes
>>204798550i havent seen it but the rape scene sounds like some form of symbolism towards how the producers or warner specifically treat their franchises, joker in this case. todd doesnt seem like a sequel fan so he just did whatever. i dont mind the recent sabotage of directors and big sequels, most noteably TLJ, but you could still try and make it entertaining? i'll yet have to see to proper judge it. as it bombed so hard, it should hit the VOD soon anyway. i still love the first one
Smile 2 top horror film of 2024
>>204798601It's a good film about eating disorder.
>Boris Karloff >Bela Lugosi >Lon Chaney Jr >Peter Lorre >Peter Cushing >Christopher Lee >Roger Corman>Michael Jackson >Scooby Doo>Tim Burton Just a selection of those Vincent Price graced horror with.
Kino
>cranked it to this webm five times alreadywhere the fuck was my groomer yokai gf when i was 8?
>>204798711>this gal was waaaaaaaaaaaay cuteYes
>>204792214this October we're all watching the Japanese made for tv shadow over innsmouth adaptionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38fTinumkk0also, watch Kawaii Akuma / Cute Devil
>>204795284Leone is probably going to make as much on Terrifier merch as he has the movie.
>>204795486that's ok, 4chan claims Valerie and her Week of Wonders
>>204798796Very unique, I was surprised when I watched it years ago.
>>204796088>>204796144she used prosthetic tits in this film. https://people.com/margaret-qualley-given-prosthetic-boobs-the-substance-8713170dishonest filmmaking
>>204792899Scream obviously
>>204798288>>204798329me when I'm racist
>>204798956Maybe 20 years ago.
>>204794372>Jason has appeared as an enemy in Final Fantasy gamesAnything after VI doesn't count.
>>204798848>mfw I see my webms
History of the Occult: overrated. Comparisons to LNwtD and Ghostwach are understandable but the movie's screenplay is truncated and excessively cryptic, and opens up a door in the last scene that's too sudden to really work. Politics and horror don't mix well
>>204799002It was pre part 6 Jason
>>204799021I meant FFVI
Movies watched so far:Coco (2017, Lee Unkrich & Adrian Molina)Late Night With The Devil (2024, Colin & Cameron Cairnes)Slumber Party Massacre (1982, Amy Jones)Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil (2010, Eli Craig)Demons (1985, Lamberto Bava)Only Lovers Left Alive (2013, Jim Jarmusch)Zombi 2 (1979, Lucio Fulci)Zombieland (2009, Eli Craig)City of the Living Dead (1980, Lucio Fulci)Club Dread (2004, Jay Chandrasekhar)The Beyond (1981, Lucio Fulci)Let the Right One In (2008, Tomas Alfredson)House by the Cemetery (1981, Lucio Fulci)In a Violent Nature (2024, Chris Nash)Us (2019, Jordan Peele)Student Bodies (1981, Mickey Rose)Strange Darling (2024, JT Mollner)Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022, Halina Reijn)The Faculty (1998, Robert Rodriguez)Sissy (2022, Hannah Barlow & Kane Senes)Disturbing Behavior (1998, David Nutter)The Blob (1988, Chuck Russell)Leprechaun (1993, Mark Jones)Terrifier (2016, Damien Leone)Terrifier 2 (2022, Damien Leone)Black Sabbath (1963, Mario Bava)
Did a voodoo triple feature tonight. It was downhill after I Walked With a Zombie, but voodoo is pretty entertaining no matter what you do with it
>>204799002>search this >nothing but AI art out he assJesus fucking hell. I know he was in one but god damn I was curious if he was a reoccurring cameo.
>>204799067Watch Serpent and the Rainbow, it's interesting. The rare horror movie (vaguely) based on a non-fiction work
>>204799128I've seen that, it's really good
Im bored, which 123movies haven't been shoah'd yet and have alien romulus?
Any zombie movie where the survivor/s slowly kill the zombies surrounding them because that would be the smart thing to do in that situation and for some reason nobody does it in zombie movies.
>>204798796always meant to watch this album... er... movie. shall fire it up tomorrow night.
>>204798988Bro they just released two movies starring pic related. The franchise is normie clay.
>>204798601>>204798788It's also the most Hitchcock/DePalma Argento has ever been.
>>204799267They do this on The Walking Dead but then realize that there's too many zombies to kill and if you slip up at all you die
Has anyone seen this? I'm assuming the poster has little to do with the actual movie but I'm desperate for more horror movies like this poster
>>204799048Rate them.
>>204799313Fuck… like in order or individually out of 10?
high points so far this month:>the substance>in a violent nature>freaks>saint maud>exhumalow points so far:>older gods>there's something wrong with the children>morgan>nocturnethis year has been more good than bad so far
>>204799351However you would prefer.
>>204798848holy /ss/ batman
>>204799228braflix dot app
Beautiful shot:https://severinfilms.com/cdn/shop/files/TheSpiderLabyrinth_PR4444_2398.00_34_11_06.Still008_919b760c-e8b4-4aac-ad4d-67840180936f.png?v=1707687218&width=1800
Black Sunday (6/10)Barbarian (5/10)Eyes without a face (6/10)A girl walks home alone at night (Arthouse trash, 5/10)Waxwork (Really good until that ending "fight" 7/10)Deadpool (Not horror)Maxxxine (Trash)Blade 3 (Trash, Biel is smoking though)City of the Living Dead (Alright, soundtrack is great 6.5/10)Phantasm 1 (5.5/10)Phantasm 2 (6.5/10)Maniac cop 2 (Really HOT...heh. 6.5/10)Hellboy Crooked Man (Liked it, so fuck you. 7/10)Zombi 2 (Great soundtrack, 5/10 movie)Alien Romulus (Slop, 6/10)House 1977 (Loved it, amazing soundtrack. 8.5/10)Frankenhooker (Fun shlock, 6/10)Phantom of the Paradise (INCREDIBLE. 9/10)Caveat (5/10)
>>204799419Damn. Not a bad idea. I’ll do something more thorough like that towards the end of the month but I can say best of that crop was “Strange Darling” and “In a Violent Nature”. Lower would be “Bodies Bodies Bodies”. Most disappointing would be “The Beyond”. Wasn’t a bad movie and I enjoyed it but honestly the most boring out of that trilogy of Fulci flicks
>>204799304theres no sex, babes, or rock and roll
>>204799510>A girl walks home alone at night (Arthouse trash, 5/10)based. i hate hipster horror so much its unreal
>>204799510>Slop>6/10What? You gave something you call "slop" a 6/10, yet gave Phantasm a 5/10?
>>204799371You forgot one
Relative normie watcher here. 2 hours of spooky movies on Netflix everyday while I use an exercise bike, but the selection is kind of ehWatched>Scary Movie (rewatch)>Scary Movie 2 (rewatch)>Scary Movie 3.5 (only saw 3)>Black Mirror (only White Christmas, season 3, and USS Calister were rewatches)>Shaun of the Dead (first "proper" watch)>Hereditary>Midsommar>Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil>The Addams Family (first proper watch)>Addams Family Values (first proper watch)>Monster House (rewatch)>Goosebumps (2015, rewatch)>It: Chapter One (rewatch)>Nope>Sinister (rewatch)>Sinister II>Old>Insidious>Insidious: Chapter 2>Insidious: Chapter 3>Insidious: The Last Key (currently on)I was surprised Insidious was so... underwhelming. Like it's fine I guess, but I expected something more. I'm just watching stuff with an October season vibe at this point, but is there anything that's ACTUALLY really good on Netflix? I'm limited to it as a platform at the moment.And this is something I've been wondering since it came out, but is the first Paranormal Activity decent at all? The whole market got oversaturated after it, but I always figure it was just some fad movie that would likely be underwhelming. I say this as someone who really likes The Blair Witch Project.
>>204799546He is right though. Phantasm is worse than slop.
>>204799546Phantasm is an acquired taste i would argue. that boy will have to marathon them next year again (all of them)
>>204799558which one?also how do you know i missed one, are you some kind of stalker?
>>204799546>5.5Phantasm 1 wasn't very good. Tall man carried it too hard. The second one is better.
>>204799559>NopeSurprised me. It was nice going into it but the no spoilers. Was cool to see Michael Wincott.
>>204799510rating movies out of 10 is for psueds. you'll never catch me doing it.
>>204799595Okay but how does slop get a 6/10? Doesn't slop mean low quality garbage?
>>204799510real men rate movies out of 3
>>204799559watch Deadstream even if it's not on netflix.
>>204799592>which one?Oddity.>also how do you know i missed one, are you some kind of stalker?
>>204799623It's hard to explain. Romulus was by definition, SLOP. But it WAS a solid 6/10.
>>204799629Numbers are for women and gays. Men use primitive grunts to rate their films.
>>204799650oddity was mid so i didn't include it since it's not a high point or a low point
>>2047996579/10 women or 5/10 women?
Black Christmas mogs your favorite horror movie. BOOM!
>>204799657Real men go to the directors houses and scribe their review on the walls with feces
>>204799617Excellent,because you come across as an insecure try-hard
Watched Alien: Romulus today and wasn't impressed. I expected more from Fede Alvarez honestly. It wasn't a bad movie just kind of meh. Was I the only one who thought the zero gravity stuff was badly done? Didn't seem to affect everything evenly
How has /hor/ made you feel this year
>>204799520Well do you know anything like the poster, besides Slumber Party Massacre II?
>>204799700sounds like your feelings are hurt but that's a (you) problem so I can't help out.
>>204799608Yeah, I liked it, but I felt it was a bit more of a western than outright horror. Get Out felt more explicitly like horror.Thinking of watching the three Fear Street movies I see. I knew of the books when I was a kid though I never read them, and I know it's R.L. Stine so it's not like I'm expecting something huge. I really like atmosphere and seclusion, particularly from pre-2000s horror.
>>204799304>Slumber Party Massacre>Sorority House Massacre 2>Nightmare Sisters>Sorority Babes In the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama>Night of the Creeps>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookersand basically anything with Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens or Michelle Bauer in it.
>>204799617its a normal thing to do in your early "moviewatchingcareer". having a top ten of any sorts also falls in that category, because movie viewing is highly mood and atmosphere reliant. you watch the right movie during the right time of day and the right day of the month/year where it just fits your currently attuned emotional level, its instantly enhancing the experience. last week this day, it was a full moon and a single mention of it shifted the threads "taste" for the night and lots anons got moody for werewolf kino. what i want to say is, movie watching is not a job or a list you just work off, it has to be fun and there is ways to get there if you follow the flow/your gut.
>>204799721Reminded me that 99.9% of horror movies are extremely bad. Good reviews aren't even indicative of the quality.
>>204799657I watched Graveyard Shift the other night.UGG!!!!!!
>>204799623its more like easily digestible gruel for the masses. sweet, nourishing gruel isnt bad for you per se
>>204799640My issue is that I'm stuck in front of a smart TV and pirating something good isn't an option right now. I don't even have a laptop to hook up with an HDMI so I can watch some streaming website, so I'm stuck with Netflix.
>>204799721i discovered a lot of new favorites and for the first time ever an italian horror movie i actually love and i HATE italians. just generally.
>>204799785Fucking loved this. One of the few accurate depictions of an actual clinical psychopath.
>>204799739You can fulfill your promise and not post your undoubtedly clueless takes
>>204799745seen em all. you forgot evil toons.
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>>204799846Giallo is one of the worst film genres. Second only to film noir.
>>204799879this movie was very /hor/ at times
>>204799909it was not worth watching outside of that one moment. much better ways to waste 3hrs than on a jewish mother joke.
>>204799871Then I'd suggest>know name of hot girl in movie>look her up on IMDB>go through all acting credits>find other kinos
>>204799909Yes. It had surreal horror elements much in the way that Hourglass Sanatorium has. An absurdist, nightmarish, tragicomic sequence of events
>>204799925dunno, its almost cathartic if you hate your mother. you can tell its a therapy session for the director on-screen. a lot of the movie is also very comedic. i do agree that 3 hours are a little much, i can see this condensed easily to 2.
>>204799933>brinke stevensnaizuri queen of horror
>>204799721Disgusted at the embrace for tripfags and their attention whoring. This sites demographics really have changed, this trip trash board celebrity shit would fly 10 or 15 years ago.
>>204799988> its almost cathartic if you hate your mother. you can tell its a therapy session for the director on-screenI'll do you one better
I hate Tubi ads
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>>204800043get an ad blocker
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Strap yourselves in to whatever chair youre sitting in right now because what I'm about to say WILL shock you... Host (2020) was stinky poopoo.
>>204799887i rarely care for who's done it. maybe they just suck at the buildup. take Opera for example, you see the killer two times "off-costume" prior reveal and its still weak. the movie is fucking beautiful, i love the initial opera scene and the torture porn, but the jello aspect is boring as hell.
>>204800043>be me>own Roku >few years ago watching Black Christmas around Halloween>ad break comes>screw this I gotta go out and get something anyways>don't use Roku again for 6 months>get back on Roku>what was I watching on this thing again?>oh that's right Black Christmas, hit play>Roku remembers that an ad break was coming up and starts playing ads>turn offStreaming is absolute fucking garbage and I don't understand how people put up with it.
>>204796508brother Ive been trying to watch that movie since it came out. cant even rent or buy a copy because Im not from the us of a
>>204800034if i havent seen a single jodorowsky filme, how much will this weird me out going in?
>>204799004gonna need more slimy thigh webbums senpai
>>204796508>>204797661>>204800167yts.mx/movies/chadgetstheaxe-2022
This was actually kino
>>204800085I never gave any of these sort of a movies a chance and I regret nothing.
I'm a borderline richfag so this is how I watch my /hor/ since you all keep asking :)I've got subscriptions to:PrimeShudderNetflixMaxHuluIf whatever movie I want isn't free on one of em but will be a pain in the ass to torrent (and I assume it's decent), then I'll rent it on Prime. If it's recent and I know there will be a ton of seeders then I'll grab it that way. Simple as.
>>204800183that's about it in that one from memory. though there's much hotter shots of chiaki kuriyama running around.I did watch a j-horror anthology not long ago that had some succubus molesting a kid though lol.https://youtu.be/tphofvvDzTM?feature=shared&t=2496
>>204800085should of been a 15 minute short in an anthology flick
>>204800177It's more quirky than anything. Strange, but it all feels like it goes together, not just weird for weird's sake. It's very good.
>>204800251i have a vpn subscription with an endless amount of 4k rips
can anyone tell me if this show is any goodi'm tempted because i see Bruce Campbell right here
>>204800034>English language Seriously?
>>204800251How’s that borderline rich, I pay for streaming too lol
>>204800251>pain in the ass to torrentTorrents have by far the biggest selection. PtP has more movies than all streaming services combined, retard.Also>implying paying for streams is cool
>>204800251>freewhy would you use that word when youre paying a fee? i guess its true what they say about richfags.
Why do Italians have such fucked up minds?
>>204800276Yes I have that as well but also more money>>204800287You don't pay as much as I do and if you did then it'd be a larger percentage of your net worth>>204800303This post looked like it'd take to long to read so I skipped it because time is money>>204800306Poorfag dribbleLook. I'm simply the best at watching horror kinos and that's why I'm rich.
>still no haunted ulster live release
>>204800086>i rarely care for who's done it.For me it's that and the whole detectives being the protagonists thing. It's like combining a shitty mystery with the worst police procedural of all time, I don't know how people can watch them. And I can't think of a single regular slasher with a mystery killer that's actually interesting besides maybe Sleepaway Camp and Cheerleader Camp. The original Friday the 13th too. But that's really it.
Halloween V was as bad as I remember. Please tell me Curse is at least better than Revenge, because I've never seen it.
>>204800333Why do the Americans?Russians?Germans?Mexicans?Haitians?etc
>>204795407It's okay anon, I also think it's pretty underwhelming and the best parts of it are the shots, lighting and locations
>>204800389curse is good if you like violence. not so if you like coherent movies.
>>204800389Curse is worse in every possible way but its sort of comfy as a background slasher.
>>204800407Ok good to know. Will still watch it, but from now on it'll just be 1, 2 and 4 for Michael Myers movies.
alright, this is the final film in my Puppet Master Marathon, (main entry) film number 15.will this defy logic and be a masterpiece? I'm about to find out.
>>204800422Why even bother 1 or 2
Any kinos similar to the book House on the Borderland by William Hope Hodgson?
>>204800422also make sure to watch the theatrical version. the general consensus is that it's better than the producers cut.
>>204800439Not so fast:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppet_Master:_The_Game
>>204800439>The doctor is inOh good, the doctor can help with->...sane!Oh no!
>>204800439I've only seen 1-5 and curse of the puppet master, the rest really don't seem worth watching
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>>204800488kek guess I'll watch some youtube clips.>>204800496you're not wrong, but you should watch Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich. For whatever reason they spent 2.5 mill making a high quality one out of nowhere.
>>204798288based and shotapilled.
>>204792214MarebitoJu-on White GhostJu-on Black Ghost
