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Love Spells edition

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>>204920631
Kim Novak looks like a lady who would get really fat after a kid.
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>>204920631
First for egregious anal atrocities
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Fact: Skeleton's are the most powerful race in the world.
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What if Jason was a lesbian?
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>>204920727
I prefer the Kotobukiya Jason.
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>>204920792
Sex
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>>204920631
Hate Jimmy Stewart; is this a worthwhile watch for the cat?

>>204920792
For me it's Ashley Williams ().
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This is probably one of the worst movies I've seen in my life. Can't believe I fell for the "it's by Mike Flanagan, it's good!" meme. Jesus Christ, I hate that bald fuck.
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It's so cool someone saved my webm!
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>>204920914
>Hate Jimmy Stewart; is this a worthwhile watch for the cat
I need to know if you watched Harvey for Harvey
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You didn't make that webm, you made another one similar to it
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tyson spooky nuggets are so good bros
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Goddamn just a perfectly told story. This is one of my favorite movies of the year. Technically not really a horror. I went into it with little to know information - just that it was mostly a mystery story about a missing girl. And I highly recommend you go into it as blind as possible. Really, really, really good movie. What a banger. Can't believe this is a made for Max movie. And I can't believe those numbnuts don't know how to make movie posters and pic related is a better poster than they made.
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>watching spooky movie alone
>floorboards creak upstairs
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>>204921184
Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. Mine is shorter.
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>>204921493
It's almost as amazing as Mungo Lake would be, which is saying a lot.
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fishcelbros....its over...
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>>204921618
Nice comparison. It kind of does have some Mungo Lake vibes.
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>>204921493
Is this actually horror? My buddy praised this movie a lot too but the tags just said “mystery, drama” so I was saving it for November
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>>204921607
kot
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If you genuinely like any slasher made after 1995 your opinion on the genre is worthless.
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any killer turtle movies?
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>that one fool lamenting october ending feeling they havent watched enough horror movies
theres nothing stopping you
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Mungo Lake is a meme
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>>204921493
>the girl in question.
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>>204921804
Wrong
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>>204921804
some is alright
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>>204921851
>started out late, 10 days in
>caught up at leisurely but steady pace
i think i'm even +2 movies after this weekend.
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>>204921851
It just ain't the same.
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>>204921851
27 days in and I'm probably 26 - 27 movies deep. I missed a day here and there but I've also watched 2 a day here and there. I'm not officially keeping track. I just know I'm good.
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>>204921851
4 days and a few hours are more than enough for quite a few comfy (re)watches from old classics to new releases
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What do we think about As above So below?
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>>204922215
I like it
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>>204921877
Why did he keep posting his asshole on the internet?
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>>204920705
I could kick a skeleton's ass
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>>204922370
Try it, motherfucker. And bring your friends.
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show me a scarier monster than palmer-thing
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>>204920631
How in the FUCK do you make a horror movie about a closet tranny blurring the lines between reality and a cursed TV show this fucking boring? I'm the type of fag that typically enjoys slowburn A24 movies but there was just nothing here.
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so yeah watching all the Terrifiers and am almost done with 3. I don't see why people like it. No story, the gore is cool but not enough.
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>>204921804
Today I went to an asylum that has an auditorium on the second floor. The town that the asylum is in, it's high school would fucking have prom there. Right outside the violent women's wing. Surprised no one has grabbed this idea for a slasher yet.
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>>204921851
Treating it like a challenge makes it no fun.
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What'd we think of it? Lead actress is hot.
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>>204921904
I wish you would die.
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>>204922654
>Lead actress is hot.
Not really.
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>>204922864
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. That's pretty hot for most people here lol.
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A reporter and her cameraman connect a surviving Jonestown leader and a TV exec’s missing son to a drug war where jungle installations are being massacred by an army of natives and a skilled white assassin.
>Deodatto spiritual Cannibal Holocaust sequel
>decent ratings
https://letterboxd.com/film/cut-and-run/
this looks cool, wonder why I never hear of it
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>>204922611
Having your slasher be mentally ill is pretty ableist.
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>>204923008
The concept of "sane slasher" seems a bit odd though
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>>204920914
>is this a worthwhile watch for the cat?
It's a average movie, nothing special. More of a Christmas movie desu. I'd wait until December to watch with some girl you know.
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>>204923107
Freddy Krueger and Jason aren't insane.
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Strange Darling is such a woman movie lol

It's still pretty good but I'm getting a side order of cringe with the kino because I'm a dude
The "chapters" and mixed up timeline is completely unnecessary though and is doing nothing for either me or the kino
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>>204923279
It's more or less implied that Jason is a retard.
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>>204922864
Looks good2me
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>>204922215
Has actually original ideas instead of just girl with big mouth screaming.
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>>204923279
Anon...
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>>204923298
You don't get it. Having "chapters" makes it like literature, and therefore highbrow!
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>>204923008
So is posting unironically on 4chan. If you want a better world, let this place die off.
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>>204921214
Where the fuck do i watch this
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>>204921904
Those two newer Chucky movies made me hate with all the fibers of my body the anon that recommended me to watch them two years ago. FUCK YOU wherever you are. what a worhtless couple of movies.
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>>204920914
>Hate Jimmy Stewart
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>>204920631
That cat is in Nirvana.
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25 minutes in Night of the Creeps.

Good so far, plus this speech was awesome. The hero we needed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y55-KaB8y6s
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>>204923450
It is a secret to everybody.
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>>204922545
Gets way too lost in desperately trying to make the metaphor work rather than making a good movie.
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My sister wants to the see The Coffee Table but when I search for it, I can only find porn. Can someone take two minutes of his time to share a link with me please?
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>>204923450
>Hehe look at me Art im just like you does that mean you wont kill me now?

Would he spare her?
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>>204924091
She would suffer more than the chick in two.
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Spoorloos: El Ultimo Suspiro
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>>204924122
I appreciate that, thank you brother.
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>>204920994
>Unironically watching a movie called "Ouija"
NGMI
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>>204923552
Kino as fuck.
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>>204923318
He's neurodivergent and a minor.
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>>204923552
>>204924322
>last bit of the movie is on Halloween night with a full moon
Very kino
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>>204923364
And Freddy isn't crazy, he's just a pedophile. You can be evil without being crazy.
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>His name was Jason
>was
His name still is Jason though? Fucking retards
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>>204924489
>he thinks the rights issues will get sorted out
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>>204920631
You know Bell, Book, and Candle is not only not a horror film, but it's actually much closer to a romantic comedy, right OP?
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>What if a jew did it?
>No it can't be you're targeting a minority!
>Fast forward to present
Yep this aged like fine wine
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thoughts? just watched it. the atmosphere was immaculate but as an actual film it was kinda meh. the thing and itmom run circles around it. mite rewatch them as my final picks of the month
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>>204924489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snqLyy4ELjY&t=37
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>>204924589
Witch, Halloween, horror
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>>204920631
>>204921073
>>204924589
Yeah I just looked it up so I can watch something for tonight and it's just a fucking rom com what the fuck
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slashtards can be worse than schlocktards, but slashers being a derivative of schlock kinda muddies the waters for who’s who really
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>>204924620
>The antichrist is literally Mountain Dew
Lmao
The movie is good though
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>>204924620
I only saw it once and I don't remember most of it. So it couldn't have been that good.
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>>204924610
I like this movie, but it was always historical fantasy.
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>>204924675
Many of the original slasher films are good, it's the anons that like all the mediocre sequels that confuse me.
>Yeah bro, Jason Takes Manhattan is totally my favorite Friday the 13th movie!
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>>204924670
Most "horror movies" mentioned in this general aren't scary. It's a movie about witches.
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>>204924620
this was the last film I've seen that had "scary" scenes in it - not "waiting for a jumpscare" scary but "I feel the threat of death". Particularly where he's trapped in the closet and the corpse is waking up, something about that chick.
also very cool that alice cooper is in it.
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Does anyone have a rec for a movie similar to the suspiria remake where witches make fun of men, or even humiliate their penises?
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>>204924725
I officially removed 5, 8, X and FvJ from future Friday the 13th marathons. Fuck those movies.
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>>204924675
Why does that Pepe have such captivating eyes?
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>>204924827
>Removing 5
GET OUT (of /hor/)
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>>204924852
Fulci directed that pepe
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What the fuck was his problem?
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>>204924718
I don't understand why it got panned at release, the set directions is quite great. The reason why you don't see that many period films being released nowadays cause the budget would cost a fortune everything is expensive now from costumes to sets.
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>>204924665
So you'll be watching episodes of Bewitched tonight then? LOL Btw Bell, Book, and Candle does take place around a holiday but it's Christmas - yes, that well known pagan holiday sacred to witches everywhere. Kek.
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>>204922909
Great score by Simonetti
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>>204924670
I watched it this month thing it would be witch-y and Halloween-y but it is indeed closer to a romantic comedy and more a Christmas movie than anything. "I Married a Witch" is better and more in the holiday spirit.
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watching Demons last night was so much fun I'm gonna put Demons 2 on right now
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>>204924868
The only reason to watch that movie is for these two.
Fight me.
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>>204924779
While I'm always happy to see it talked about here, Bell Book and Candle is a movie about witches in the same way Practical Magic or Bewitched are.
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>>204923829
The eternal classic.
>>204924620
Honorable mention
>>204924827
Gay guy alert
>>204924874
Let's go bb
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>>204924779
"Scary" is subjective
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>>204924950
>The only reason to watch it is for the tits
You're confusing it with the remake
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>>204924911
It doesn't flow and it lacks the ominous grandeur with occult tones of Moore's comics
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>>204924910
He was a broom
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I don't know about you guys but I've got enough shit I haven't seen plus rewatches to last me a few months
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>>204925050
watch caveat
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Arthouse films are intellectual counterfeit money compared to a good slasher sloppa
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>>204925018
The remake was good and had a lot of hot girls in it. Five's only redeeming factor is literally 2 pairs of tits and maybe Pam.
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this guy comes up and hands you a ticket to a new horror movie, wwyd?
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>>204921093
Kek
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Freddy's Dead is over-hated. It was a fun time. Here is my ranking for NoES franchise:
>1st: A Nightmare on Elm Street
>2nd: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
>3rd: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
>4th: Freddy's Dead: the Final Nightmare
>5th- Tie: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master & A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

>>204923298
Really enjoyed Strange Darling. Might be top of 2024 for me. Also, I disagree about the "chapters" thing. I was with you during the first third of the movie, thinking this was stupid, but the way they spliced up the timeline ended up being effective for the main twist.

>>204924050
Your sister likes porn.
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I enjoyed this movie, but the ending is pretty stupid, those vampires could have easily just dog piled him and ripped him to shreds
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>>204924675
>but slashers being a derivative of schlock kinda muddies the waters for who’s who really
What do you mean by this? What are defining as "schlock"?

>>204924725
What don't you understand, exactly? Jason Takes Manhattan is actually one of my favorites, along with A New Beginning and The New Blood.
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>>204925050
I doubt it's not the case for anyone browsing /tv/
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>>204925130
I'd take my motorcycle and samurai sword, turn 360 degrees and ride right into him.
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>>204924910
THE VIDEO GAME SAYS PLAY ME
FACE IT ON A LEVEL BUT IT TAKES YOU EVERYTIME ON A ONE ON ONE
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>>204924779
I didn't like The Bride of Frankenstein but I've watched a bunch of movies with Elsa Lanchester this year and she's always a delight.
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>>204925130
ask him if there's any nudity in it
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>>204925109
>The remake was good
It had hot girls, that's literally the only good thing about that shitty ass soulless remake
Part V >>>>> Literal shit >>>>> remake
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>>204925140
Vampires in the movie act, mostly, like animals, I assume they just reacted to a competition between two alphas and then left when one of them was defeated.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=VNyqh6mwBwo
new Amityville slop
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>>204925212
>I didn't like The Bride of Frankenstein
Why not?
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>>204925140
>Your sister likes porn.
I guess, like everyone.
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>>204923669
I hate that retarded fake 1950s acting school/New England voice he uses. He is capable of sounding normal, like he did in After the Thin Man early in his career, but he chose the path of violating my ears instead.
Anyhow, time to finish Tenebrae. Was not expecting the Doberman Terminator chase scene.
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>>204925325
I don't exactly remember but I thought it was much worse than the first film. Plus you only see The Bride for like 5 minutes at the end.
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>>204920727
id be fucking her
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is it more of a Halloween movie or more of a Christmas movie? that is to say, should I watch it now or wait to watch it?
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>>204921214
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>>204925518
It's the Die Hard of horror movies.
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>>204925546
he never gets drunk or does anything that indicates he's a drunk
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I want a movie about vampires but about sophisticated vampires not just dumb monsters.
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If F13th V had Jason, everyone would love it
If Halloween 3 was called something else, everyone would love it
There's nothing wrong with either of these films, in fact, they are some of the better sequels in their franchises
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>>204925552
alright, it's a wait then
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>>204925518
more of an xmas movie really but it's good enough to watch now.
he spends so much time in a santa outfit though it almost seems like he should always be in one.
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>>204925573
I assume you've already seen Interview With The Vampire?
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>>204925546
reminder that Claire is a whore, Mark deserved better
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https://youtu.be/v4TXxA-pQO4

Can a Jap and Britbong put aside their differences to fight a fishman during World War 2?
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>>204925573
this >>204925604 and The Hunger
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>>204925552
That's not Death Machine.
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>>204925573
The Addiction
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>>204925480
Yeah it's a bit of a bait and switch naming the film after her (though tecnically the Bride of Frankenstein is Elizabeth, the doctor's wife; Elsa plays the intended 'wife' of the creature, not Frankenstein). Anyway, I think Bride has a terrific subversive undercurrent, and a sense of humor not in the original. Having said that, the original is completely iconic and deservedly so. I think they make a great double feature.
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a girl invited me to her house to watch movies because i was talking to her about Aguirre, The Wrath of God over the chat. i played Paris, Texas from my external hard drive. We watched the whole movie while smoking weed, I suggested we watch Longlegs and when she agreed I started downloading it from a torrent site, the next thing I knew someone had uninstalled utorrent from the computer, I didn't know why the fuck that happened, no idea. then I start to think she did it, again, I don't know why, so I told her I was leaving, since we couldn't do anything else without the movie.

I'm thinking this girl uninstalled utorrent to get me to leave, but why do this and not just ask me to leave? we've talked a lot in the last 2 days about her life, so I thought she trusted me enough to tell me she was bored of my company.
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>>204925573
let the right one in anon
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>>204924963
What's this from?
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>>204925865
I can't smoke weed it gives me social anxiety

also stop using utorrent this isn't 2010, we use qbittorrent now get with the program
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>>204925922
i was using her pc, i even suggested to her to download qbittorrent but she's clueless about these things
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>>204925865
she realized you were a utorrent user and removed you from the premises for security reasons
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>>204925635
>The Hunger
Definitely film's most sophisticated vampires.
The ones in Near Dark are pretty white-trashy but might also fit what you're looking for.
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>>204925865
You overstayed your welcome and should have started making out/fucking instead of trying to watch 2 fucking movies in a row
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Just finished terrifier 3... it wasn't a bad movie but it was missing something... what do you guys think?
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>>204925922
>>204925956
>use BitTorrent for years
>everyone says “yo wtf bro you gotta use utorrent”
>start using utorrent recently
>it’s the exact same thing
>no apparently people are using BitTorrent again

Will you guys make up your minds?
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>>204924915
It fits the season. Next you'll be saying The Munsters and The Addams Family aren't /hor/ enough
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>>204926003
why wouldn't she tell me this, i know for sure she's autistic but i don't know if it was because of that, because never in my life a friend has done this to me
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>>204925865
This is why I stopped hanging around other people, especially women. Too many fucking weird things always happen. It's like going through an intersection late at night and instead of traffic lights, random hobos fire guns and throw rocks at you.
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>>204925693
>Anyway, I think Bride has a terrific subversive undercurrent, and a sense of humor not in the original.
>Having said that, the original is completely iconic and deservedly so. I think they make a great double feature.
I think I saw them both for the first time back to back on TCM last year. My feelings about Bride may have just been clouded by disappointment, I was really into the first one and I've always had a "thing" for The Bride despite having never seen the movie. I'll probably rewatch it this year and my feelings might change.
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>>204925573
This is what you're looking for
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>>204926053
i heard that utorrent was installing crypto miners on it's user's pc
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>Practical Magic
>Bewitched
I haven't seem these, but they are made for women, right?
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I'm tired of watching horror sloppa
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>>204921850
@ Garlic Salt, I got your turtle meat right here.
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>>204926182
If you're tired of horror sloppa, watch horror kino
>I-I've seen them all!
Re-watch them
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>gets kicked out of uni for being commie, seethes incredibly hard
>blames husband for it
>escalates to blaming daughter for it
>husband drops truth 10 mins in that it's all bullshit, her story is 100% unsympathetic and she is totally to blame
>husband gets sent to war and she treats him like shit just because he told the truth
>doesn't take her daughter away from city being bombarded by missiles out of pride
>abandons her daughter multiple times to larp as a doctor
>husband pleas for her to leave after missile literally lands on the retards house, she still refuses because she isn't going to let him mansplain to her
>spooky shit happens
>still refuses to acknowledge the danger to her daughter due to pride
Any other movies where you were rooting for the ghosts?
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>>204926024
I thought it was great actually. Vicky talking for Art was maybe a bit much, and the blonde should have got her tits out but all in all pretty impressive Leone didn't flub it.
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>>204921850
The Boogens
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>>204926024
>Graphic violence
>No tits
Safe edgy
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>>204925865
This nigga got high and uninstalled utorrent and LMAO!
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>>204926293
But the blonde was pretty fucking hot not gonna lie
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>>204926079
>why wouldn't she tell me this
Bc if you have to be told this it means you're inexperienced and that's a turn-off for her.
Had you made your move she wouldn't necessarily comply but it'd show you understand what those watching a movie together social interactions mean and you could try again later.
Keep in mind women often only "know" what they want subconsciously but they expect you to be assertive unless it's a very clear friendship thing which is rare but could occur.
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>>204926250
hysterical moms add to the tension desu
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>>204926101
are you me?
>go out with girl
>randomly tells me she fucked 2 dudes in her place
>y-y-you too
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>>204926293
technically there were tits right, just in a flash before they get ripped through
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>>204926262
just realized this girl is the one where that fedora kid did a dance and tried to ask her out and she rejected him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgfIsrK5vYE

shes in fucking movies now and this kid disappeared, life is cruel
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>>204926354
>>204926024
For me a good look at her tits or at least her bare ass would have been good.
I also think they could have cut out the demolition team scene and given Jonathon a proper scene towards the end instead. A real copout.
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>>204926454
holy fucking kek, she is too. we're in some kind of hell simulation for sure.
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>>204925152
Schlock: campy, low brow, “””fun”””, not plot oriented, doesn’t have scares just gore and kills etc…
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>>204926454
WHAT?
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Just finished Planet of the Vampires and I need an explanation on the ending, the whole movie they talk about Earth but Wess stop the ghosts or whatever from going there, so the ghosts decide to go somewhere else... Earth?
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>>204926532
>Joker
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>>204926344
i was thinking that this could be a possibility
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>>204926571
I was asking more for examples. I guess you mind Terrifier, but what else would fit that bill, exactly? And wouldn't that make schlock a derivative of slashers?
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>>204925882
https://www.instagram.com/_pumpkinrot_/
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>>204926680
Very nice, thanks.
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>>204926454
Why have you even seen this? What is this?
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>>204926053
Faggot, open your cum soaked eyes and reread the post. qbittorrent. qbittorrent.
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so does terrifier 3 have an "overkill" scene like 2?
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>>204926739
you must be new. it was a staple of you cringe you lose threads from ages past
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>>204926739
how have you not seen it is a better question.
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>>204926763
not really but it has a terrorist bombing on children
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>>204926789
>>204926802
>you cringe you lose threads
Never bothered to look in those. I'm not into that sort of thing.
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>>204926763
it's more like every kill is extrene, though nothing at that level.
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>>204926599
Perhaps
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why the fuck are terrifier movies 2 hour long
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>>204926763
What the other guy said. There is plenty of extremes, but never to that height. The shower scene could have gone that far, but it felt like he held back.
It's a Christmas movie, after all.
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>>204926763
Nearly all the kills are extreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVNzJGn9XWc
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>>204926939
Because Damien thinks Art is hilarious and more of his antics is better.
I agree with him.
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>>204926939
Terrifier 1 is 1h 25m.
Terrifier 2 has the unnecessary party.
Terrifier 3 has a lot of scenes that have nothing to do with anything. Essentially just "skits" for lack of a better word.
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>>204926454
apparently she's also a knicks dancer so her dancing paid off.
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>>204927192
Good lord
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>>204927192
DAMN, GARRET GOT TO HIT THAT?
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>>204927192
looks like a child
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>>204926704
>>204926704
how?
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>>204927455
Evil and degeneracy won.
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>>204927496
but joker lost?
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>>204927455
>Joker RAPED in gotham city prison
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>>204927530
Exactly.
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it's halloween season
>i want a scary movie to speak my girl so she clings on to me
>i could see this gay shit about a pop star seeing smiling people or some shit
>or this movie about getting old or something
>or this movie about a guy getting his ass stretched in jail
>or I can see this clown go around cutting people up
Seems like an easy one to me.
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>>204927710
>i want a scary movie to see with my girl so she clings on to me
I might have a brain parasite
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>>204926889
You finally made a monkey out of me?
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>>204927710
>>or this movie about getting old or something
?
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>>204927710
she would jump more at Smile.
Art just cuts people up, not really a clinging thing.
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>>204927801
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>>204927864
poor description.
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how do we feel about THAT offscreen death on terrifier 3?
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>>204927988
a guy with a girlfriend won't know more than that
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>>204928013
Like I said earlier, I think it was fairly obvious, so they should have just showed it to us instead of one of those unrelated killing scenes.
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>>204927011
the girl fucking herself with the glass was a great bit.
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>>204928020
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>his enemies make their victims hit the wall instantly
>comes across a whore in the forest
>i can save her
>hunts vampires with a katana
is Captain Kronos the ultimate chud?
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>>204925572
oh he calls who evers harassing him a drunk loser at some point
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KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>204928626
>doesn't have Jonathon do it
>nothing happens during her trip
>they don't show it and she just has it the next scene
One of the bad parts of 3.
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>>204928626
This dumb whore waxed her happy trail and forearm hair for this shit movie.
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>>204927710
>or this movie about a guy getting his ass stretched in jail
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>>204928726
there definitely could've been a scene where she sees him (not the real Art) while traversing the place, but that'd probably add on another 15 minus probably. I suspect they were more concerned with the runtime since that was one of the more common complaints of the previous one.
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>>204920631
>lose some weight, fatty
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>>204928809
Yet they bothered to have the scene with the guys entering Art's house for no reason.
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>>204928790
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>>204928626
i stood up and clapped
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>>204928762
This is bullshit, will not watch now.
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>>204928853
there definitely was some fat in that first hour that was overall good, i'd say, but could've been tighter. i don't have many complaints about the scene you mentioned because it ultimately did pay off as far as its comedic and gore value.
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>>204920994
i love that movie
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>>204928762
>This actress was forced to wax her happy trail and forearm hair for this shit movie.
ftfy
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>>204928277
I've ugly cried like this.
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>>204927192
damn thats one hot little piece of ass
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>>204925653
my nigga
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>>204929364
Damien makes sure she flaunts it a bit in the movie, but doesn't give us a moneyshot.
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>>204929422
i gotta watch these terrifier movies
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>>204929495
number 2 is free on prime rn.
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>>204929636
>free
>on prime
So which is it?
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>>204929684
if you pay for prime it's free. meaning you don't pay extra for watching it.
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>>204929636
ty mr anon
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>>204927455
Joker 2 is a musical. why would Joker fans go see that?
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>>204927326
>born in 2000
>child
I have met so many 24 year olds that literally look twelve. It just makes it that much hotter.
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>>204929709
Imagine paying twice for something. Streaming fags really are braindead cucks.
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>>204929149
Yeah well she didn't say no.
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Are vampires actually real?
What about werewolves?
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>>204929812
Oh, so she's one year younger than me. Weird that she looks so young
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>>204930006
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>>204929867
but you don't, ESL-kun
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>>204930006
>Are vampires actually real?
yes
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>>204930026
Omfg have you shown this to scientists????????
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>>204929984
>Woman saying 'no' in front of a bunch of suits who can instantly ruin her life and career
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>>204930006
as a vampire werewolf, yes.
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>>204930006
Werewolves are:
https://www.blackhorrormovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/beast-must-die-3.jpg
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>>204930360
Ahhhhh!!!!!
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>>204930195
>hello press yes the guy making creepy movies about torture and dismemberment of women was creepy towards me
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Alright fagmos, listen up. It's Asian night for me and I've already watched Rampant, Train to Busan, and am currently viewing One Cut of the Dead. I wanna end the night on something retarded and sexy. Pick one for me:
Attack Girls Swim Team vs. The Undead
Big Tits Zombie
Horny House of Horror
Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead
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>>204930548
>Big Tits Zombie
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>>204930360
kek
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just finished. definitely like #2 better. enjoyed this one more than #1 but would say #1 is objectively a more worthwhile movie. either way, there were some quality scenes in this one and really enjoyed the chainsaw shower
also can't fucking believe they did Jonathon like that there's no way that was real
next one ought to be a real doozy
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>Fortunato Luchresi
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>>204920727
She would still hit the wall
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>>204931346
72h? Or was it an entire week this time around?
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need a list of hetero vampiress movies
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Thoughts on this one?
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>>204931434
only one coming to mind is Twilight lol
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>>204931470
it's a good movie
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>>204920705
This is rad, what movie?
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>>204931055
>spoiler #2
Yeah, it pissed me off a bit.
I have a feeling that they will have a scene where Sienna enters the Clown Cafe in hell which will make me roll my eyes so hard that they'll go flying and hit the silver screen.
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>>204931590
What'd you think about it being heavily implied that the vampire girl is actually a castrato boy
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>>204931382
What?
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Smile 2 best horror movie of 2024.
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>>204931754
bad opinion
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>>204931673
i never thought of that, but i can see why it would be possible
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>>204931773
Not really. I have seen almost all worthy horror films of 2024 and smile 2 is best. It’s almost end up 2024, nothing else is coming out. Smile 2 won.
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>>204931834
watch more movies
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>>204931711
Your comment resembles the style of one of the most cherished, upstanding contributors to these generals. He's been unfairly given a timeout but should be back any day now.
BTW, how would rate scream queen Nell Tiger Free's current looks?
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Any one see Don’t Move?
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>>204931603
yeah that whole ending sequence at the house kind of made me do an eyeroll as it came on a bit too fast after the armor forging dream which was quite intriguing. kept on wanting her to wake up during that whole last 30 minutes or so and i'm still not convinced she won't at the beginning of the next one.
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>>204931055
don't worry, I'm sure chud wins in the end
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>>204931754
Slop
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>>204931882
I will say, the fight sequence at the end was directed really well. leone does more with $2m than others with 10x the budget.
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>>204931873
I have always been here.
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>>204931911
The child died
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>>204931792
>>204931673
How is it heavily implied when it literally shows the cut off dick and balls?
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>>204931792
I think the cute love story was a facade and she was actually grooming him to be her familiar. The ending confirms it especially. She convinced him to run away from his family so he could transport her from place to place and take care of her.
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>>204931865
I watch almost every horror movie.
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>>204920727
they will reboot Halloween with a Michelle Myers, mark my words. there's nowhere else to go. well, except space.
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>>204932103
that's not a good thing.
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>>204931878
You’re not going to get replies. We only talk about slop and 80’s movies here.
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>>204932061
Yeah you're very smart you got the movie that doesn't even try to hide it in any way lmfao what the fuck retard are you twelve.
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>>204931603
>>204931882
are we sure the brother died? wasn't the father's crucified corpse missing the head?
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>>204932115
Why?
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>>204931991
yeah true, this one felt really big budget, felt like a big project. which i guess at this point it's fair to say it has become that. still though, #2 had the perfect mix of ambitious excellence while still maintaining a lot of low budget charm, in a good one. this new one almost felt a little TOO polished, if that makes sense.
LaVera's acting stood out in this one however, she was great throughout
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>>204931834
nah, it was too much of a retread of Smile. I'm regrettably gonna have to give it to Terrifier 3. Runner up is Beezel
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>>204932141
Unnecessarily snarky remark. I'm just talking about the plot of the movie.
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>>204932003
Prove it
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>>204932218
Too much like smile? That’s a good things. It’s a same but bigger and better film. Terrifier 3 doesn’t even make top 5.
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>>204931878
Could have been better. Could have been a gem.
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>>204932168
not sure at all and it seems like it was clearly done that way intentionally
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>>204931911
This weird looking boy(?) was thee worst thing about 3.



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