Oingo Boingo editionPrevious >>204932290
>>2049368302nd for thankskilling
3 more days til Halloween
3rd for Halloween Is Grinch Night
>not long now
*mogs almost every giallo*
beetlejuice is such a great movie msn
I love these fucking movies
>>204936889what's Beetlejuice Beetlejuice like? worth a watch?
>>204936881Cute-a
>>204936898sequel is fine funny movie but the plot is amess
>>204936873What about Ginger Snaps? That sounds like you too. I'd mention Harperposting too but it's another guy and he legit likes her and ofc Suspiria
>>204936870Still gotta watch this.
Phenomena is overrated and you guys probably sperged out on a new person.
>>204936814Let's have a party there's a full moon in the skyIt's the hour of the wolf, and I don't wanna die
>>204936923Its pretty good, a solid 7/10.
>>204936923Kek. The guy’s new here and gets trolled into watching it and then posts a review here and gets dissed by multiple posters. Lmao.
>>204936830The will forever be legend for the head giving head scene in Re-Animator
>>204936941Based
>>204936967Lick my plate, you dawg dick!
What will you do if I say I am going to watch American Werewolf in London again?
>>204936958Happened to me with Lake Mungo.
>>204936911JENNA!!
>>204936923If he hates Phenomena I don't give a fuck if he leaves
>>204936984Blue moooooon. You saw me standing alooone!Do it. DO IT
>>204936958I’m still here lol
>>204936898Shitty plot, funny jokes, its alright
>>204936984I will sing Blue Moonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ1CcpVISwU
>>204936984That's a good movie
>>204936997She doesn’t look like this anymore. Is that how Mexicans ear kiwi?
>>204936895Welma is so fucking hot in those, mogs the fuck outa daphne
>>204936984Good taste. You can do pretty much anything in terms of horror movies but don't go in the house
>>204937034king of >>>/lgbt/ maybe
Who to cast as Heather Mason for Silent Hill 3?
>>204937016She looks like 40 year old man here desu
>>204937034Listen pal, you ain't the king of but two things right now: Jack, and shit. And Jack left town.
>>204937029She does
>>204937070>>204937029>>204936997>>204936911https://youtube.com/shorts/vsuzCgO4DHc?si=uEQeJ-2cHslZe3UC
>>204936976>Too bad, /hor/ is the waifu general now, white boithats all of the boards now, there is no escape. i
>>204937070She looks a lot older now
>>204937070I don't care what anons say, i love her angular geometric face. Would marry.
>>204937105>What are you doing to my girlfriend
>>204937105More like the girl is /hor/ and the guy on left is waifufag
>>204937021What? There is only version of Blue Moon we lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoi3TH59ZEs
>>204937109She'd get fat like her mom, plus Jenna wants to have MANY children.
>>204937166Not /hor/.
>>204936984based
>>204937181Wouldn't mind either of those things all, on the contrary.
>>204937181Gross.
>>204937106On Beetlejuice 2 she was a bit chubbier. Or are you gonna say she's walled?
>>204937198the best werewolf design, I prefer them wolfy.
>>204937187I will not kill myself and even if i did Irreversible wouldn't be /hor/.
>>204937214She’s definitely walled now. Zoomer actresses wall at 21 now.
>>204937203She's married to Emma.
>>204937247Welcome back, sir
>>204937219>>204937238Le edgy moobies
>>204937214Why are latinas like this?
>>204937299They clearly chose her wardrobe for the movie so as to make her look slimmer
>>204937295Literally zero (0) people would be surprised that it 1-3 autists make up 95% of the annoying posts.Zero. It has always been this way, it will always be this way.
>>204937125>this actress later wished that she could have been the childhood mother of Vladimir Putin to retroactively prevent the war in UkraineThey cast her correctly for this kino
>>204937182Don't you get it anon? Rape is literally ultra holocausts and super muder, so by having a girl with a pp in her butt you'll get a scwaaaaaaaaaaary and distubing movie.
>>204937274What?
>>204937295Based for making that hall monitor anon sperg out.
She's too perfect bros...I couldn't pay attention to the Artkino...
Literally zero (0) people would be surprised that it 1-3 autists make up 95% of the 80’s circlejerk. Zero. It has always been this way, it will always be this way.
>>204937334What about the grossout subgenre?
>>204937046>plotfagsPlot does matter, you idiot. Even just the tiniest amount. You can't just have a bunch or random sequences with absolute nonsense dialogue interspersed, which is what nearly all giallo are.
>>204937413She’s ugly af irl.
>>204937413She gets magdumped unceremoniously :(
>>204936984I stopped watching halfway through.The lead guy is such a terrible casting choice, holy shit.
>close to samhain>/hor/ is horrible againironic
>>204937347Don't be modest, fren. Your modus operandi is all over this thread.
>>204937299Like what, warm and soft and extremely fertile and loving?>>204937410Buttgereit's films are so fucking depressing, man, i don't think there's any other filmmaker who makes films that heart sinking sad.>>204937442>the tiniest amount. Sure.
>>204937299Holy. What does she did while filming and in between films? Stuff her face at the buffet?
>>204937477You don't come to Halloween /hor/ for good conversation. You come to fling shit around in a festive manner
>>204937518I’m here to discuss horror. Discuss horror or fuck off.
tfw no onryo gf
>>204937384>>204937410Your thoughts on Ti West's X?
Oof. The Substance 2024.
>>204937529I'm headed to bed anon so you may actually be alone with the autist. But don't worry, like a dog, autists get tired eventually. Few hours maybe.
I often wonder if i'm autistic, but then come to the realization that i've just been me for the last 40 years, and I should let the cops figure it out.
>>204937543I like 'em Japanese and I like 'em crazy
>>204937491In her case, a burrito.
So this is a metaphor for feminism?
>>204937593Jenna legit looks like she eats more than 3 burritos a day. She probably eats in between takes too.
>>204937503BASED Inside appresiator
>>204937610Swallowfag? Is that the Raw fag?
>>204937455>>204937438You've reached your average cruise speed. I'm not hall monitor but I can't help but smile thinking of how much he'll seethe when he finds out you're back>>204937610https://tenor.com/view/spartacus-gif-8913707
>>204937567It’s crazy seeing celebs younger than me look so walled.
shabadoo
That hall monitor is the real spammer.
The Vampire Lovers is one of the most sensual films i've ever seen, almost every scene just oozes seexyness. Very feminine film, and i like how much physical affection there is between the characters, they're constantly carressing each other. It's also the more melancholic of the three. Ingrid Pitt is amazing.Lust for a Vampire is the more b-movie, almost exploitation-looking one of the trilogy, very campy and it's fun but didn't strike me like Vampire Lovers. Twins of Evil is the weakest of the three, it tries to focus more on a religious aspect but doesn't go that deep, it's very forgettable other than the twins.Thanks to that anon for shilling these so much, i wouldn't have watched them otherwise as everything i've seen from Hammer before (all from 1957-1962) was really boring and lifeless.
>>204937384>Woman are stupid whores who lick black assholes and then cry rapeMy gf does this too except she doesnt cry rape
>>204936984>here's that dashing young handsome patient all the legitimately hot nurses are swooning over
>>204937658>Post more based horror movie gore webmsSadly that is the only gory I have.
>>204937413is she his partner in the new one? i don't remember the first movie at all
>>204937676Speaking of celebs, did you watch the First Omen starring Nell Tiger Free?https://film-book.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/nell-tiger-free-the-first-omen-01-700x400-1.jpg
>>204937567Grim.
>>204937697Is that an A24 release?
I'm pretty drunk, thanks to the bank holiday.Anyway, here are my solid recs for today...MadS (2024)Oddity (2023)The Entity (1982)
>>204937774Not him but she did great in that film. She is kind of aged out though. Mother Nature wrecks every girl by 25 no matter how attractive she was.
>>204937811ODDITY IS A MEDIOCRE FILM.
>>204936984that one is allowed. one of the few that gets even better on rewatches.
>>204937839Nah, go fuck yourself.
Art, my king...
Alice was a better final girl than Nancy
>>204937708You're welcomeGlad you enjoyedI am watching the 3 over the next 3 days. Will probably do Twins today.
>>204937847I'm going to murder you
>>204937860I'll flay your face for pushing that oddity of a film you incorrigible pleb.
>>204937879Ooh a cannibal came blood! How artful.Fuck off with that nonsense
>>204937753Porn has fried your brain
>>204937879But i love schlock
>>204937891Give me a better recommendation then you fucking pleb
>>204937839I beg to differ
>>204937906No it hasn't. That's just an ugly jewish mug.The nurse in the same movie was actually pretty
>>204937925>So fuck off, we like gore kino hereLel whose gonna make me leave, you? No i think ill stay right here.
>>204937815KekYou ("not him" ofc) are a poet my friend. An anti-troubadour so to speak. I do hope you're on next time hall monitor shows up so that this clash of titans can once again be watched in real time.
>>204937925Gore kino? You're admitting that you don't understand 90% of horror movies, and you're only here for 'gore', like a fucking idiot.
Here's a movie I assume nobody here has seen:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067556
hello i come to /hor/ to seethe about horror movies what movie is for me?
>>204937708You should also check out Vampire Circus and Countess Dracula. Countess Dracula stars Ingrid again but as a Countess Bathory type villain.Also check out Horror of Frankenstein and Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed if the earlier ones didn't do it for you. Scars of Dracula is also good. More babes in these.
>>204937958/hor/ vs /horror
>>204937977Smile 2
>>204937925There's no such thing as a good gore movie, beyond The Beyond. His brain has clearly been Troma-tized
>>204937963Awfully defensive, i never said you couldnt do that, all I said was i enjoy schlock.
>>204937977This one bc it dissects horror movie tropes while sticking to its rules:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8998472/
>>204937987You're a pathetic retard, and I pity you.
>>204937978Will do, thanks my man.
>>204937977You've come to the right place. What would you like to seethe about? Gore? Slowburn? We have all kind of shitty movies here.
>>204938022Terrifier movies are only for stupid people.
>>204938041>t. extremely intelligent and successful individual
watching Doom Asylum right now for the first time.Likin the scenery so far.
>>204938074This is what they take from you
>>204938058Gore is bad >:( where is the MPA? They should X rate this stuff and ban it from cinemas! They cant keep getting away with it! Damn you gore anon, your days of posting gore will soon be over once i get the PTA involved.Ps: im trans
honestly Terrifier 3 wasn’t gory or shocking enough. it seemed to be toned down on every metric compared to the second one. it was moderately disappointing. it should have tried to push the envelope and but it just settled for some of the kills being somewhat “creative”
>>204938074watched it for the first time last weekKristin Davis had me playing with my wiener every time she was onscreen god damn she is fucking hot in it god dang
>>204938150Did you know that Terrifier 3 was made by an A24 subsidiary company?
For me? A double -feature night of a gore flick followed by an A24 kino!
>>204938193Terrifier 3 is essentially made for girls
>>204938130How does she look so good even with those saucer sized glasses?
>>204938228Yeah. Pretty much.
>>204938212Same. Art the Clown exists in the same universe as Maxine Minx
My dad doesn't like scary movies kwab
>>204938244I'm all for gore movie fans because I'm not transphobic
>>204938235She doesn’t.
>>204938228even as a fan of the series I’m forced to agree. it maintained some level of violence but it felt padded, rushed, something was off about it. the second one was incredible even despite the “for girls” angle especially towards the end, but something went wrong with 3 and I fear the series will just slide further after this.
>>204938282I don’t think that’s the hall monitor
>>204938235it’s ludicrous and please post some more body shots as you watch as the wiener wiggling is happening again
Terrifier is lowest common denominator slop. None of the charm of the shlock of the twentieth. It's ugly, low-brow, and almost certainly super gay
the blonde girl said she didn’t want to fuck Art, sad!
they always sperg out and posts porn. classic NEET autists, mom probably yelled that his tendies were ready.
>>204938441Ah yes. I'm the retard, not the jobless human failure posting cartoon porn to a deafening silence.
>There once was a horror themed thread>In which anons would quote Day of the Dead>But there also was Dennis>A faget and menace>Who'd try to ruin the discussion instead
>>204936873>>204936914>>204936936I wish i had the dedication to spam post about a movie or a waifu, but i don't have enough time to process what i've watched. i just have to move on to the next one. this month is exhausting. >>204938074everything about this was kino>>204938109yeah T2 was better to me in every area besides maybe nudity but T3 had more dicks than anything. i'm hoping in a violent nature forces leone to do better. i want to see a gore war between slashers. >>204938289yeah, felt off, less impactful. even sienna was more unlikable.
Basado janitorial staff purging the pornographic SMUT from our hallowed general. This was pretty good, however they went a bit far with the hands fondling the camera and hyperventilating into the microphone element. Also the shaky cam obviously is intended to sell the 'naturalistic, it actually happened' atmosphere but I don't think anyone cares about that in a found footage to the point where they'd want the footage to be so heavily compromised just to sell that aspect of it.
Is the hateful eight a horror movie?
>>204938540ending creeps very close to horror but I’d argue no
wew
>>2049385352 & 3 are extremely bad, it's bizarre how much worse they are in comparison.but most of 4 is ok and is unrelated to 2/3, so if you want to see more that's the one I'd recommend.
>>204938559movie?
>>204938494kwab Dennis is
>first post banned>cursed breadsecond first for billy zane
>>204938494Credits to Deepai.org:>In the depths of dark 4chan's lair,>Where jannies patrol with a glare,>A horror called "Terrifier,">Set the threads all afire,>But a ban sent the chaos to air!
recommend non-woke horror moviesI liked the last one /hor/ recommended (pic related)
>>204938587if you liked that try As Above So Below
>>204938576satans little helper
>>204938587Stream
>>204936814>>>> Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:09:30 No.204938407▶>>204938441>they always sperg out and posts porn. classic NEET autists, mom probably yelled that his tendies were ready.>>>> Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:11:11 No.204938426▶>File: SwallowIsPureKino.png (285 KB, 474x430)>LMAO>>>> Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:12:15 No.204938441▶>>204938468>File: SwallowIsKino.png (624 KB, 668x595)>>>204938407>Because they are ALL me, retard>>>> Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:13:17 No.204938454▶>File: GAYS.jpg (114 KB, 850x914)>>>> Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:14:13 No.204938468▶>>>204938441>Ah yes. I'm the retard, not the jobless human failure posting cartoon porn to a deafening silence.
My giallo rankingsBest>The Red Queen Kills Seven Times >The Psychic >The Case of the Scorpion's Tail>Don't Torture a Duckling>Alice Sweet Alice (Honorary giallo)Good>Lizard in A Woman's Skin>Torso>What Have You Done to Solange>What Have They Done to Our Daughters>Phenomena>Tenebre >Blood and Black Lace >Mrs.WardhOkay >Bay of Blood>The Bird with the Crystal Plumage >Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I have the Key>The Case of the Bloody Iris>Deep Red>The House with Laughing Windows>Opera >Stage Fright Meh/Bad>The Girl Who Knew Too Much>Cat O Nine Tails>All the Colors of the Dark>The New York Ripper >Four Flies on Grey Velvet>The Suspicious Death of a MinorI hate the genre and find it inferior to slasher in every way btw
>>204938622Don't know what happened with my last post?!?FACT!!!
I finished Demons 2 earlier. not as good as the original but was worth a watch. had more fun than Evil Dead Rise anyway.
>In the depths of a site called 4chan,>A legend of chaos began,>With a username grand,>Negropissman banned,>As jannies enacted their plan.
my favorite jello is woodruff flavoured
>>204938627It's weird how so many anons don't seem to have watched 2 of the greatest gialli: Spazmo and Fifth Cord
>>204938613watched the trailerhate how cheap the "film" feelswhat a waste of coombs
>>204938704Cinematography isn't Stream's strongest point but it makes up for it with a great story, cast, twists, nudity and an utter disregard for woke nonsense. The visual effects were created by Terrifier's director Damien Leone btw
>the board /tv/ the thread /hor/>a haven for retards galore>a movie about a clown>turns the place upsidedown>leaving more retards than ever before
>In the depths of the 4chan den,>Where jannies wield banhammers like zen,>Negropissman takes flight,>In hallmonitor's sight,>While cocklodge debates once again!
What do we think about her and her picks?https://youtu.be/mMW_bAwB_7U?si=LgkwEeoXosYW3uwX
>there once was an oaf with autism>intent on /hor/ thread terrorism>he posted like hell>til he heard his mom yell>"lord I wish that I'd swallowed that jism"
>>204937448Wtf????? Why would she do this?
>>204938748so all along we were the real clowns……..>>204938794kek
>>204938782Pretty eyes, some good recs leaning on feminine preferences
>>204938782reviews are out of stylewe watch reaction channels now to simulate a gf
>>204937691
>>204937770No. That would be her sister that comes halfway through the movie.
Just finished Doom Asylum. It was good. It needed more nudity though. Especially from brunette in blue and punk busty blonde. Soundtrack was getting way too repetitive by the end too. Good movie though, definitely rewatchable.
>>204938782hey she just watched Demons, and I just watched Demons. I can't stand this format though. Like I don't need a play by play of the plot because I've seen it. I guess it's for that Dead Meat "read me the plot of the movie" retards.
>>204938782I'm Charsi, the blacksmith here in camp.
>>204938990now this is a good postnow i just gotta listen to Rogue Encampment
>>204938782she used to have an onlyfans but deleted it. kek.
>>204939044I am Akara, high priestess of the sisterhood of the sightless eye. I welcome you, traveler, to our camp, but I'm afraid I can offer you but poor shelter within these rickety walls.
>>204939164listened to it and now gonna have a nice comfy sleep, thank you SOULful on-topic horror-genre posteranon
>>204939199Rest well, warrior.
>>204938627Don't Torture a Duckling ranked above New York Ripper? Pfft! I don't know you and do not care to know you.
What iconic classic should I round out Halloween with along with>The Thing>The Shining
>>204939137I love those fat legs
>>204939302The Shining is better but go with The Thing for the extra comfy vibe
>>204939357No. I am watching both and can't decide on a third for the trio.
Halloween Resurrection is like if Kolobos were good
>>204939302The Exorcistor maybe a Halloween-heavy one as last movie.
>>204939367Oh yeah, right. Great choices, 2 of the 3 best horror movies of all time.Go with House on Haunted Hill or Theatre of Blood for a more lighthearted 3rd option
>>204939137Would
>>204939137From what I can tell it looks like she never posted any leads, just cosplay
>>204939627>leadsWe can't get any leads on this gal, she's a goddamn ghost!
tfw no undead retarded model gf
It's getting pretty quiet in here so I ROARRRR
>>204940158bzzzzzzz!
>>204940169Blehhh! I vont to suck your tits! I-I mean... your blooood!
>directs Polaroid (2019) based on his Norwegian short film>directs Child's Play reboot (2019)>goes back to Norway>works as a 3rd assistant director on The Worst Person in the World (basically organizing background extras)>disappears???
>>204937881Lies
>>204936866Halloween HalloweenThree more days to Halloween Silver Shamrock
>>204940158Roar is technically one of the best horror movies ever made because it has one of the highest death/hostpitalized count in creation of any fiction film created
>>204940778Higher than the invisible man?
does anyone have a mega for Sleep?
>>204940821people were eaten by lions in real life to make a movie barely anyone watched, super kino would watch a doc
1/2Rating system: Excellent!Worth a watch! Good Job! Not Worth Watching! (well-made but pointless and dull)Hot Garbage!Terrifier 3 (2024) – Disappointing to say the least. A weak Worth a Watch for people who enjoyed the first two . . . if only so they can catch a few sloppy additions to the lore and put the whole Art thing behind them at last. The first was a short ‘n’ sweet supernatural slasher with great effects and a brief running time; the Excellent *second* movie unexpectedly cranked up the sense of mysticism through one cleverly lighted scene, one stylish and prophetic dream after another. The third turns up the gore and zooms in on it, to the detriment of all else . . . and to my ultimate boredom. NO CARE is taken with composition -- obviously Damien Leone thought the exaggerated red aura of the omnipresent Christmas lights would serve for all atmosphere -- and he wouldn’t have to do *anything* but what he likes best: make fake bodies with believable BATTLE DAMAGE. In between the soulless but technically impressive bouts of mayhem (and they *are* that) are long, long nothings of Sienna coming to grips from her horrific TRAUMA while relaxing in the bosom of her aunt and uncle’s family. Whining. Whinging. Trauma! The movie is inflated to over two hours because of it.It’s unfortunate this is just another forgettable gorefest with some tired TRAUMATIC padding, because *herein* lay the strength, and in a better continuity, the FUTURE of this series: maximum mysticism expressed through artistic lighting and scene composition -- motes swirling through shafts of golden light, bizarre dreams -- with the profanely juxtaposed urban legend mime killer sanctifying each eerie setpiece with an over-the-top splash of gore. The Barker-esque thing filtered through a new creative mind. In the ACTUAL Terrifier 3, sadly, the only thing that’s really concentrated on *is* the gore. And that’s merely a bore!
>>2049410792/2It’s like being served a “cake” that’s nothing but rich, gooey frosting -- utterly cloying after the first few nibbles. I briefly thought I was in store for two hours of MYSTICAL horror goodness since in the beginning, Art and Victoria -- now BOTH conditionally immortal -- run around doing ritualistic things together. But then we drift right down to the level of GENERIC bloody business . . . Everything in the story feels highly confused; the demonic clown girl of the second movie, ostensibly the SOURCE of the evil, is never seen. Sienna’s goofy brother provides the only significant lore dump through a letter he wrote before entering college . . . and by the time the main events of T3 begin, he has DISAVOWED IT ALL! A major character is killed off-screen, with no flashback to the event itself.There are a few good scenes with a *tinge* of mysticism in them: Art’s disgusting rebirth at the beginning had me expecting great things, as did the curious stasis the villains go into; Sienna receiving a Shakespearean visitation from a murdered friend at the dinner table -- which supposedly happens to her a lot -- was the kind of thing I wanted more of . . . but it only happens ONCE in our sight! The quick scene of that captive demon forging the sword as an animate Virgin Mary statue holds him in chains is quite AESTHETIC . . . but we needed more context for it! But the flashback scenes with Sienna’s father are simply too awkward to take even a little seriously; the letter lore dump is foolish and confusing. And trying to help somebody out of a literal hell hole with a SWORD, with the rescuer gripping the blade barehanded? It’s OBVIOUSLY a clumsy rendering of a previously capable character into a momentary IDIOT . . . just so Leone can set up a FOURTH tired movie. And that’s a sequel I won’t be watching! (Also the “Terrifier Christmas” song is really dumb.)
Watch over 4 hours of horror movies, half the thread is deleted. Well that seems pretty normal. Now on to the horror movies:>New LifeWell fuck, didn't expect a movie this good. Can't really say much without spoiling the fuck out of it. Would recommend unless you're some ADHD riddled brainrot zoomer.>Woods WitchThe only thing worth it is for the woman's mother, which is hilarious about wanting her daughter's boyfriend to die. The rest of the movie is so incredibly shit.Spin The BottleThis isn't as bad as the 3.5 IMDB rating would lead you to believe. It's about a 4.5/10. It's pretty bland and standard shit of demons, possession, family history, etc. You've seen it dozens of times at this point. Justin Long is great as always and the girl kissing scenes are nice, that's about all the positives. The 2 hour runtime doesn't help.>Halloween Is Grinch NightSome parts are good and others are just meh. Grinch's voice really lacks here as it's not sinister like Karloff's. The entire Max plot and song could have been cut. Doesn't really have anything Halloween related either.
Kino. I might like 2 more though, need to rewatch 3 to decide. I hope 4 is a normal follow-up and then 5 is Art in Space or something
>>204941683Art Vs. Kolobos
>>204941122>Everything in the story feels highly confused; the demonic clown girl of the second movie, ostensibly the SOURCE of the evil, is never seen.You missed the part where Sienna outright explains the plot and tells the audience that the Pale Girl possessed Victoria for anyone who wasn't paying attention.
>>204941726Kino
>>204940295The reboot not doing well might have ruined his chances.
>>204937031Why not?
>THATS RIGHT COCKSUCKER GO.BACK TO THE FIREHOUSE
Thoughts on Cujo? Might watch it in a bit. Hopefully the dog messes some people up.
dad's google history talking about horror movieshttps://youtu.be/DdZL3gz0AGE
>>204941635>Spin The BottleOh man, we actually played this in high school. And the girls didn't even refuse to kiss me. So I won't die a kissless incel (just an incel). I'll watch it just because of that.
best watches of October so far? worst watches?
>>204941748The plot is a muddled mess bloated by TRAUMA. Obviously, the same demon is controlling both of the killers in a sense, since Victoria is the mouthpiece of the duo. But it doesn't matter because Leone shot his chance at making a good third movie.
>>204938802>when her clothing style reflects which party she votes for
>>204943335It's a watchable movie, just not good. You might like it though or just end up skipping chunks of the movie.>kissing a girlAt this point, I can't even fathom that. It's such an alien concept that I just don't understand how people even get to that point or know they want to.
>>204943337>best watchThe Substance.
>>204941122You didn’t mention woke or feminism or how the director cucked out.
>>204942108Go in the House. Do it. You know you want to.
>>204943337>My Excellent rankings for the monthIt Follows -- So good! Thought it was a meme, but the shape-shifting sex monster is truly horrifying. Not just a metaphor movie . . .The Substance -- I thought it would just be Demi Moore thrashing around in a bathroom "artistically" for two hours . . . but it's THREE GRAND STAGES of comedy-tinged horror. Too good to be made NOW, seriously.Death Line -- A British 70s horror that is SO GOOD it feels like a great old (well-written) paperback instead of a movie. Donald Pleasence plays a clever but coarse British cop, and he is so good at that. Nice to see him doing something other than a professor or doctor.The Ruins -- Utterly amazing film about a group of twenty-somethings trapped on a step pyramid in Mexico with an ancient parasitic plant. Green and stone and rustling shadows, baby.Interview with the Vampire -- Holy crap, this is good! You've got the aesthetic degeneracy of the vampire world without the explicit gayness that would be stuffed into it today. Very beautiful film with only a few minor CG (or are they DRAWN?) touches.Oddity -- Brand new Irish horror about a blind psychic and her collection of cursed objects! Really, really good! I can't recommend this one enough! There's a terrifying wooden golem in it.The Innkeepers -- An old favorite that I can't stop recommending to people. Slow ghost movie with zoom-ins on great characters in a lonely, initially comfy setting.
>>204943337>best watchesSmile 2Caddo LakeStrange Darlinga lot more I can't remember, I'm going to keep a list next year>worst watchesThe first 10 minutes of Stream. I shut it off it was so bad
>>204943337>Great TierHouse on Haunted HillThe Tango of the Widower and Its Distorting Mirror>Good TierA Bay of BloodBeetlejuice (rewatch)Elvira: Mistress of the DarkJoyrideMiseryA Nightmare on Elm Street (rewatch)A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream WarriorsThe Reflecting Skin>Above Average TierBeetlejuice BeetlejuiceCrawlspaceFallGhost StoryLambA Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master>Average TierA Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (rewatch)>Below Average TierAll Hallows' EveTexas Killing Fields>Bad TierThe Haunting in Connecticutbeen a pretty solid October. nothing I'd classify as fantastic or GOAT, but also only one film I'd consider bad, and nothing awful or one of the worst films I've ever seen
>>204943730Stream was pretty good though.
>>204943735>Above Average Tier>Beetlejuice BeetlejuiceIt's actually worth a watch?
>>204943832The acting and dialogue were pretty cheesy terrible. I'm sure if I give it another go when I'm in more of a "so bad it's good" mood I could appreciate it. But for now, it's the worst I've watched all month.
>>204943595>the "woke" stole my vital manly juices while I was sleepingBecause there's none of that! Look, I don't like wokeism either, but you guys are so obsessed you see it EVERYWHERE. You'll never enjoy anything ever with that attitude.No, Terrifier 3 is simply . . . not a very good movie. It's actually sort of boring because the emphasis is all in the wrong places, as I stated. It's a mess, an the series is done.
>>204943337>bestThe Phantom Carriage, King Kong, Frankenstein, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Phase IV, Funny Games, The Unknown, Angst, Frenzy>worstI've been watching MST3K so too many
>>204943882I went in with almost no expectations, and I ended up enjoying it. it's too long, and could have a good amount cut, and it has a few instances of really cringey, "woke" dialogue, but it feels much more like an old Tim Burton film than anything he has put out in the last couple decades. and it had a couple parts that actually made me laugh out loud
first for >horror movie has rape
What got deleted?
>>204944138Oh, probably just movie boobs or fake extreme gore. Nothing "hyperborean" I assume.
>>204944239I love your moving grids, bro! This looks intriguing! Tell me, does it have a fairly tight story?
>>204944013>I've been watching MST3KUber Based
>>204936870Based
>>204944277It's a coming-of-age, sexual awakening tale. There's a lot of compelling images I should say but it feels amateur at times. It caters more to le arthouse crowd than hor, there's few truly hor moments.Plenty of nudity though
>>204938587>non-woke horror moviethat's practical every horror movie lmao
>>204944531Well, I'll probably skip it then. Thank you for your candid assessment, and for your videos of the gorgeous Latvian girl.
>>204944531>coming-of-agemore like cooming-of-age lmao
Has anyone done anything DEVILISH so far this month?
>>204943988Adding the female killer next to Art was woke. It’s the same as adding lady gaga to joker 2. Pushing a female into a male lead movie. And in T2, the whole wonder woman theme was woke. And no tits? wtf was that?
How the fuck does this guy get away with putting literal pirated/cam footage of the movie in his videos?You can see even the Russian hardcoded subtitles midway through.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtIFJR6Sgfk
>>204944717It's just a crummy film, and you're overthinking it. Are final girls woke or something? Victoria was always there.
>>204944710I was peeing the other day and a small spider lowered itself down onto my hand, I thought about letting it go but I flicked it into the toilet and peed on it instead.
>>204944848Based. Fuck spiders, they all deserve to die. Anyone that defends them are clearly spiders.
>>204944886I am a friend of spiders. The same crab spider's been living in my hallway forever.
>>204944886>Anyone that defends them are clearly spiders.I let cellar spiders live because I learned they eat other spiders.
>>204944710i farted in the elevator
>>204944973>my hallwayI have bad news for you
>>204945029The more people in there or getting in, the more devilish it becomes.
>>204943337>Kino LifeforceStrange DarlingCrimes of the FutureMadSChristineHigh TensionSuper Dark Times2LDKThe Killer>GreatDeath ProofHitch HikeLate Night with the DevilDay of the DeadAmityville IIDevil FishGothDeadly BlessingLatencyShe Killed in EcstasyOasis of Fear All Cheerleaders DieTenebreMonolithFermat's RoomSynchronicGaia>DecentThe Cleansing HourThe SubstanceTrapPope's ExorcistTerrifier 3OddityThe Beach HouseBetter Watch OutSuitable FleshLonglegsBallet of BloodDouble BlindCheerleader CampYummyHaunting in VeniceYou'll Never Find Me>TrashMaxxxineIn a Violent NatureIncantationPhobiasVivariumDark SkiesVelvet BuzzsawSpeak No Evil remakeThey look like PeopleBody at Brighton RockExtremely WickedHold the DarkDistortedDeath of MeI'll be WatchingCube 2SubservienceImmaculateFriend Request47 Meters DownFantasy IslandThe Dead Don't DieDon't Turn Out the Lights
>>204945096Add Oddiity to the trash pile.
>>204945240That's an Excellent movie.
>>204945096>Ol' Johnny be walkin'!Ha! Don't forget that The 'A' in In A Violent Nature is capitalized to add another layer of shittiness. How did you like the No Country for Old Men speech a the end?
Watched Fright Night Part II. Enjoyable film, doesn't have the charming of the first but still a good time. Good death scenes. 6.5/10Also>Soon after the filming was wrapped up, Roddy McDowall and Fright Night creator Tom Holland were scheduled to meet with Live Entertainment chairman Jose Menendez to discuss making a third film, but plans died with Menendez, who was infamously murdered by his sons. As a direct consequence of this horrific tragedy, Part 2 ended up losing its planned countrywide distribution and playing only in one LA and another NY theater, which directly resulted in its poor box office results (even though its per-theater results were pretty good) and being released almost straight to video. Since all of the movie's planned promos and ads were canceled as well, most people never even learned of the movie's existence until eventually noticing it at their local video store.didn't know those guys father was in film production (Now their allegations of pedo abuse has sense), Is any film reference at the Melendez murders show or the netflix documentary?
>>204945096Some good picks but>i liked in a violent nature>i thought she killed in ecstasy was kind of boring desuAny other Franco movies you like? Willing to give him another shot.
>>204945525>Roddy McDowall and director Tommy Lee Wallace had an unpleasant lunch with Live Entertainment chairman Jose Menendez to discuss the film's distribution and marketing, and later the same evening the exec was slaughtered by his sons, Lyle Menendez and Erik Menendez. As news of the murders swirled around Hollywood the next morning, McDowall phoned Wallace and cracked, "Well, I didn't do it. Did you?lmao
>>204945570Kek
Skinamarink director and A24 linked up for a new movie! Need it or keep it?
>>204938613>Literal ACAB shoved down your throat
>>204938704Combs was great in it though.
>>204945719Skinamarink is boring as fuck, even more so than Make Lungo.
>>204945719I'll never get tricked into watching one of this guy's movies ever again
There's not much out there like Grave Encounters.Gonjiam got pretty close and I've already watched Hell House LLC.Anything else worth watching?
>>204946049Deadstream kinda. Instead of a team it's a Youtuber/streamer going into a haunted house.
>>204936895Why do they call him Shaggy?
>>204944710I'm converting a webp file to a png file at this very moment for a 102.94% file size increase.
>>204936895Based
>>204945769Combs is always great. His role in The Frighteners is my favorite acting of all time.
>>204946117I would say that's retarded, but webp is the most retarded bullshit, so I don't even care.
>>204946049Nightshot (2018)
The Cloverfield Paradox wasn’t bad actually but the ending felt suuuuuper tacked on just to tie it into the franchise.
>>204946287Because it wasn't a Cloverfield movie, same as 10 Cloverfield Lane. They just wrote in a new ending to tie it together.
>>204945719>skinamarink directoryuck
I loved hereditary, will I like Longlegs? I heard they're similar
>>204946359Didn't they say they were finally doing an ACTUAL Cloverfield 2? I hope that comes out.
>>204946287Cabin Anon, what have been the best movies you've watched this month?
>>204946546Yeah, in 2021 it was announced they had the scriptwriter who wrote The Ritual.
>>204944710My gf had wrapped her cigarette to throw it in the bin, but the wind took it. I could reach it and grab it but didn't bother.
>>204945525Unrelated but both of the Menendez brothers got married after going to prison and one of them was caught cheating with another woman, divorced, and remarried all while in prison.
>>204946181Yeah I need to edit the image. I hate the webp format with a passion.
I'm texting this zoomett. Do I ghost her?
>>204946860Fuck her right in the pussy and then ghost. Make sure you do it at her place or a neutral location, just in case she's insane.
>>204945525There's an interview with Tom Holland where he talks about this. Don't have the timestamp, but the interview overall is pretty good https://youtube.com/watch?v=7yEyLVCgSOA
>>204944239Lol no armpit hair, fuck off.
>>204946965Holy based.
>>204943337Woman of the hour- liked how it got across that the victims were actual human beings that we care about in a short amount of space. Also Anna Kendrick in that role was almost perfevtly cast, to me this is how a person like the one she played looks.Halloween 6: the coyse of Michael Myers feat. Paul [middle name] Rudd- humiliation ritual for Donald Pleasence. The editing was comically bad. Michael Myers was more like a creepy uncle than the Shape. The plot was left unfinished.The Pyramid- a repetition of Ritual, more or less; good concept, not given enough room to explore it. It felt like M.Night Shyamalan was giving his own spin on Indiana Jones. Nothing intrinsically bad about it.The Trap- the actual M.Night Shyamalan movie. Like AC/DC; you know what you are going to get and you love it. First time where the twist is happening in the beginning, sort of like getting Free Bird out of the way in a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert. Good watch.
>>204946504Oh yeah, I also watched Hereditary- 10/10
>>204946860basically this>>204946894
>>204946924Nice
Which one of you frens are making the new thread? Make it spooky.
>>204936914The anon you replied to is the same guy that spammed Crampton last thread. He’s done the same shit with Harper more than once, obviously not a fan lol
>>204936914Ginger Snaps guy is based
>>204947521The real nightmare is no new thread
I'm the original Crampton poster btw. I keep my Crampton posting typically once per thread, and tasteful.
Why the fuck is the Suspiria remake two hours and half? I was gonna watch three movies today but now i won't be able to if i watch the Suspiria remake.
>>204947905Save yourself the time and skip it. It's trash
>>204947905It’s not worth it lol just switch the remake out for something else.
>>204947978>>204948007But i'm too curious about it.
>>204948088Only one way to find out!
>>204948088Will put on your KINONAUT suit, strap in, and watch it. Then express your thoughts.
>>204946628I’ll answer this in the next thread. Whenever that may come
>>204944777Is Cuckoo out on TPB yet?
>>204948485Don't fiddle with your phone and drive, idiot. Your little slice of life isn't so interesting that you need to risk a vehicular fatality.
Is no one baking still? I'll do it if nobody does, but somebody else should because I'm lazy.
Sorry, I’m not making the new edition. I’m also driving lol
Fine, I'll do it. Give me a min.
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