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Thanksgiving is coming up, mandatory viewing
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Is Cuckoo supposed to be a horror movie? The most horrific thing about it were all the female characters.
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How did they know that the killer would be at some gay concert
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any horror movies where sexy alien women forcibly mate with innocent earth males?
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>>204948813
What if the Trap concert and the Smile 2 concert were the same
Whoooaaaa
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are there any good stephen king flicks?
pic rel was garbage
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1/2

Rating system:
Excellent!
Worth a watch!
Good Job! Not Worth Watching! (well-made but pointless and dull)
Hot Garbage!

Frankenstein meets the Wolf Man (1943) – A venerable and very short Worth or Watch -- if you’re not bothered that Universal didn’t give a rat’s ass for continuity! Lon Chaney Jr. is back as Lawrence Talbot. Remember how they killed him in the first one? Well, in this one some grave robbers hear he has some gold buried with him, so they break into his tomb and LET THE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON contact his perfectly preserved corpse! I guess he’s just in Wolf Man stasis? The whole main plot point in this movie is that WEREWOLVES CAN’T DIE! But Maleva the Gypsy’s son Bela, who infected Lawrence in the first movie, was beaten with a silver-headed cane . . . and he DID die! They even mention his death in this movie! But I guess Lawrence is a SPECIAL snub-nosed wolfy boy -- because he apparently needs Dr. Frankenstein’s supers-science to kill *him*.

So after being woken from stasis, miserable Lawrence stalks the land, kills randos . . . and is finally institutionalized. He breaks out and teams up with ol’ Maleva the Gypsy from the first film. She takes him on as her adoptive lycanthrope son and pledges to guard him -- to never let him kill again -- while they travel to Central Europe in search of a CURE for Lawrence’s deathlessness. The odd thing, is Maleva is a piss-poor guardian. Lawrence transforms . . . transforms . . . kills, and kills AGAIN as they travel, and the silly old cow never so much as THINKS about the moon cycles. She never tries to put some kind of anti-werewolf amulet on him, like she did in the first one; she never even tries to throw a SHEET over him! She just looks up while they’re riding along and: “Oh! The full moon rises!” And there he goes killin’ again.
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>>204948813
The receipt for the tickets was found in his safe house.
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>>204948830
Lifeforce? Species?
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>>204948865
2/2

So Maleva knows all about Dr. Frankenstein somehow, and that he is (was) the master of LIFE and DEATH. She takes Lawrence to the burnt-out castle of the late Doc, and he discovers the monster frozen in ice there. No, there’s no immediate cage match! At first, they’re actually on friendly terms. The monster is played by Bela Lugosi this time, and he does a good enough job, even if he looks a little too *small* for the get-up.

Now the good -- though the stupid above is pretty fun in its own right! The film, as you might expect, has many of the striking monochromatic scenes Universal is known for: the castles, the forests, the graveyards, and the boisterous, vaguely European towns; the model of the castle at the end is probably one of the best in the studio’s whole catalog. Always zooming and panning, the camerawork is also more dynamic than the first film’s, and the Wolf Man himself is so much more ACTIVE: ever jumping up on barrels and crates, suddenly grabbin’ dudes by the neck, sprinting on all fours, generally skiving about! I initially thought, “Holy crap, Lon’s so athletic in this! He must have been in better shape than he looks! I bet he laid off the sauce just so he could put on a better show this time.” But nah, he didn’t lay off at all. Because that’s actually stuntman Eddie Parker, and he sure earned his pay.

If you’re in the mood for a fun, good-looking, and unabashedly STUPID black & white classic, don’t pass this one up!
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I fell asleep watching Night of the Demons last night. Max comfy movie. Gonna continue watching tonight.
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Here's what I've seen this month so far:

LIKE
>New Life
>Halloween Is Grinch Night!
>Rippy
>Idle Hands
>Hidden
>Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
>Monolith
>Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
>Carrie (2013)
>A Really Haunted Loud House
>The Lost Vlog Of Ruby Real
>My Boo
>Invited
>Outside
>New Normal
>Land Of The Dead
>Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers
>Friday The 13th (1980)
>Halloween (1978)
>Halloween (2007)
>Tarantula
>#MissingCouple
>Misery
>The Incel Tapes
>Death Of A Vlogger
>Alien: Romulus
>Savageland
>Double Blind
>The Mitchin Murders
>Hostile Dimensions
>Friday The 13th Part II
>Devil
>We Summon The Darkness
>Vivarium
>Friday The 13th Part III
>We Are Zombies
>Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
>Digging Up The Marrow
>Barbarian
>Casper
>The Platform 2
>The Platform
>The Menu
>Aliens: Zone Of Silence
>Arachnophobia
>Trick 'r Treat
>Longlegs
>Cuckoo

Disklike
>Visitors
>Barikowa
>The Puppetman
>Sting
>Afraid
>The Haunting Of Grady Farm
>Founders Day
>A Game Of Death
>The Redwood Massacre
>I Drink Your Blood
>Dead Rock
>Crackcoon
>Dark Windows
>Stream
>Model House
>Trick Or Treat
>Subservience
>Scarred To Death
>Last Night At Terrace Lanes
>Bad Seeds
>#AMFAD: All My Friends Are Dead
>Woods Witch
>Spin The Bottle
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>>204948857
>carrie
>creepshow
>creepshow 2
>cat's eye
>the shining
>it (the tim curry one)
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>>204948752
(My Communion review from 2023)

Communion (1989) – Worth a watch for weirdness’ sake. Christopher Walken portrays, with extreme passion, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN (incidentally playing novelist Whitley Strieber), dancing about, gesturing vaguely, rambling like a low-key lunatic even before the aliens appear, or his lifelong history of alien rectal probing is uncovered through hypnosis; as a matter of fact, his wife and a few other characters act and speak in the same nutty, sleepwalking way -- just as if they had caught their acting style directly from Walken. The movie doesn’t really go anywhere, the special effects aren’t that hot, and for some bizarre reason there are abstract paintings of questionable quality in almost every single locale. What was THAT all about? One anonymous poster said, “It’s not a very good movie, but it does a good job of capturing the deep weirdness of alien encounters,” wherein the creatures involved seem every bit as much spiritual presences as they do biological entities. I would have to agree. If you want something odd you haven’t seen before, you’re not allergic to Walkenism, and don’t mind that it’s not really a *complete package*, you could do worse than put this on.
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>>204883736
>>204897045
Just saw this. Thanks for sharing along with the other anon that uploaded it, I’d never seen that clip of Argento mixing before! Cool shit.
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>>204948934
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>>204948865
>Worth or Watch
Ya blew it
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>>204948857
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>>204948997
>My constant typos
Yeah, I'm a midwit. But a passionate one, I think you'll agree! You can call my little pieces "Midwit Reviews" if you want to, because I don't care about dialectics or whatever -- I just say what's good, and then I say what's bad.
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>>204948978
>along with the other anon that uploaded it
Both me. Wish i still had that doc saved somewhere, don't even remember the name of it.
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>>204949007
THE ICE... IS GONNA BREAK!
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>>204949053
Don't feel too bad about it, i'm constantly misspelling shit, but i use being an ESL as an excuse if somebody calls me out on it, in reality though i'm just a lazy cunt who doesn't proofread.
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Rate this spooky sounding song I made
>https://vocaroo.com/18ggQ0rFv9Uo
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Slumber Party Massacre was a fun time that delivered exactly what the title promised. Slumber Party Massacre 2 was a total blunder that I hated. Fuck rockabilly. Also, how do you manage to take the concept of a guitar with a giant drill at the end and make it so lame?
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Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:
>Bay of Blood (1971)
>The Fly (1986)
>Day of the Dead (1985)
>Inferno (1980)
>Frankenhooker (1990)
>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)
>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)
>Bad Taste (1987)
>The Devils (1971)
>Manhunter (1986)
>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
>The Prowler (1981)
>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)
>The Deadly Spawn (1983)
>Elves (1989)
>Carnosaur (1993)
>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
>Cube (1997)
>The Keep (1983)
>Blood Dolls (1999)
>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)
>Maximum Overdrive (1986)
>Night Flier (1997)
>Near Dark (1987)
>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
>Stage Fright (1987)
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>>204949007
Cat's Eye is James Woods kino
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>>204949163
based
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>>204949172
It's not so much proofreading *yourself*, it's just that you're in your own head and your perceptions are altered. You literally don't SEE your own typos, bro! That's why if you ever write a big piece like a novel or something, you definitely want to borrow the eyes of a trusted friend.
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>>204948813
Bruh
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>>204949007
Dead Zone is boring as fuck and worst Cronenberg. I'm sick of pretending.
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>>204949195
While we're on this, STAGE FRIGHT is one of the greatest giallos I have EVER seen! Michele Soavi doesn't have a ton of movies to his directorial credit, but everyone is so good:

Cemetery Man
The Church
The Sect
Stagefright!
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>newfags haven’t been here long enough to drive and shitpost at the same time with no trouble

Anyway my favorite horror movies I’ve watched in October have been
>Cube (October 3rd)
>Critters 2 (October 5th)
>Wolfen (October 8th)
>The Stuff (October 11th)
>The Substance (October 13th)
>Red State (October 14th)
>The Haunting Hour: Don’t Think About It (October 15th)
>Night of the Comet (October 17th)
>Orphan (October 17th)
>Idle Hands (October 23rd)
>Maniac Cop (October 23rd)
>10 Cloverfield Lane(Yesterday)

Pic related was my last curtain call on Halloween related food items. I would have got 3 of those Voodoo drinks but they were out of the zero sugar ones and muh diet
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>>204948752
31st for the McPherson Tape
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>>204949083
>Both me
Based.
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>>204949332
no shot is it worse than A Dangerous Method or Fast Company
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>>204949215
Cat doesn't die
I will now watch your movie.
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>>204949195
>Elves (1989)
Who is ready for Christmas /hor/?
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>>204949374
I just don't trust your squishy sausage fingers to manipulate a smartphone and drive safely at the same time.
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Chuddies are gonna flip out
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>>204949407
>A Dangerous Method
Definitely inferior to this.

>>204949374
Anon, zero sugar shit is worse for you.
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>>204948857
Night Flier is not garbage
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Currently torrenting a RM4K version of Witchfinder General for my annual rewatch
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>>204948857
Yes. King is probably the creator with the highest ratio of adaptations that are better than the source material. Off the top of my head:
The Shining
Shawshank Redemption
The Mist (actually the novella is pretty great too but it still counts)
Stand By Me

There are also a bunch of classics that, in my opinion, aren't actually that good but carry a lot of nostalgia so people like them:
Carrie
Christine
Cujo
IT (Tim Curry version which is series technically)
Pet Semetary
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>>204949453
>270 calories vs 0 calories
I’d rather take my chances with the diet slop. Too bad they didn’t have anymore
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>>204949614
Jesus Christ dude, you're FAT anyway, and I'm not even trying to be mean! If you're gonna eat junk, eat the real shit . . . or as real as any of it is anymore.
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>>204949384
I have this on Blu-ray. Haven't seen the remake of it though.
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>>204949453
>zero sugar shit is worse for you.
source? in what way is it worse? aspartame has not been proven to have any detrimental effects on health despite being one of the most extensively studied food additives of all time, and the FDA has declared it safe, so you're gonna have to be more specific with your baseless claims
>but its not heckin NATURAL
pseudo-religious argument for lunatics
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Bodies Bodies Bodies was surprisingly good, no idea why it has such a low IMDB score, must be people butthurted because it makes fun of leftists
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watched The Substance and found it very relatable, my favorite camgirl is also getting really old
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>>204948932
Have some fudge logs while you watch it. Made 'em myself
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>>204950039
Except it doesn't. It has a low score because conservatives are butthurt the movie features Amandla Stenberg.
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>>204950405
sounds like a double whammy then
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>>204950287
thats shit from a butt
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>>204950745
AND YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT
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>>204950459
The double whammy of butthurt conservatives, yeah.
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>>204949728
I’m 85lbs less fat than I was back in March. I think I’m gonna keep doing what I’m doing anon.
>>204950023
aspartame is probably bad for me, but I can’t wrap my head around how it would be any worse than 73 grams of sugar
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>>204950287
>Fudge Logs
Hey, what movie was this? I watched this not too long ago and can't place it.
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>>204951038
Congrats, big dawg, keep it up. I'm liking the positivity, a lotta bozos here need more of it.
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Is Stream really that much better than Terrifier 3 as the critics would have you believe?
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>>204951038
What's your source of money to be able to afford this?
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>>204951090
Night of the Demons
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i propose a bleh to the fine /hor/s in this thread
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I was eating a floppy sausage during the scene where Art dismembers the guy's penis in Terrifier 3. Kino moment.
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>>204951038
Congratulations on being less of a fat fuck.
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>>204951261
And a bleh to you as well fren
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>>204951261
Bleh
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>>204951143
>>204951358
Thanks
>>204951212
It doesn’t cost much money to stop eating lmao
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>>204949522
>that are better than the source material
>The Shining

Not really. I believe the book is much better experience than the film as good as it is. I actually like the characters in the book.

>Shawshank

Literally a straight adaption. Just because you add music and editing doesnt make literature and film equitable.

>The Mist

Nah. Hate the mid 2000s television direction and the forced ending

>Stand By Me

Same as Shawshank but i also find the film cloying at times when the book tells its straight.

>Carrie

Ill be honest that I didnt care for the book that much (need to read it again) so the movie was much more involving experience for me.

The most disappointing King book for me is Firestarter. The first half of the book when the father and daughter are on the run is fantastic but the last half is total drag. The film is forgettable desu
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>>204951359
id bleh all over those juicy tits
>>204951407
my man
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>>204948938
Great list, fellow anthology enjoyer
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What are some example of "classy" horror movies? For example, Dracula (1931) is really classy.
>classical music for your title screen (Swan Lake)
>most of the characters are well bred aristocrats
>gothic mansions and luxurious homes
>no swearing
>educated men going up against evil
>consistently serious tone
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>>204948857
All King shit is shit
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>>204949419
There is at least one fucked up scene though that I'm surprised they were allowed to do
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>>204951481
your Contrarian of the Month award will be mailed to you within 14 business days.
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>>204951686
The Innocents (1961)
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>>204951686
Society.
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>>204951261
>>204951359
>>204951407
Bleh!
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>>204951740

Having an opinion is contrarian? Film and literature is not the same thing. If you find one more involving than the other thats fine but it doesnt make it automatically better.
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>>204951038
Good job.

https://youtu.be/AmxqoA0VNjg
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>>204951897
There is no expedited shipping.
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>>204951145
I'm a Terrifier fanboy and let me tell you, Stream is not very good. It's not the worst slasher ever but it's cheap looking in a way that isn't endearing, more poorly acted than any Terrifier film, and the killers themselves are uninteresting. David Howard Thornton's character dances around and does mime-like stuff like Art but it mostly falls flat and it looks dumb here instead of funny and amusing like when Art does it.

The Tic tac toe kill was pretty good, the best part of the movie really, and Bill Mosley shows up at the end for a sequel hook that was OK
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>>204951212
Source of money to be able to afford eating less of the food he can already afford?

Retard
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>>204952002
Oh and the child actor in this one is awful and annoying
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/tv/ tricked me into watching complete shit again, fuck this.
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>>204951892
mein blehgga
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>>204951967
What the fuck happened to the movement to accept fat women in society?
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>>204952056
Night of the Demons?
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>>204951261
BLARK
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This was genuinely very enjoyable. It goes a bit Hollywood in places, but I didn't mind that. Very The Wailing-esque but better. Korean folklore exorcist shit etc. Cinematography is in that gay underexposed modern Asian style though which is a shame.

Haven't enjoyed a new horror movie since... I don't know when, but I don't watch new horror movies, so...
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>>204952056
This place doesn't give good recommendations, most people here barely even watch movies. You'd non ironically be better off asking Reddit. If anyone disagrees with me, post a good horror rec and prove me wrong.
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>>204952251
>Haven't enjoyed a new horror movie since... I don't know when, but I don't watch new horror movies, so...
Same boat. The last one I enjoyed before Exhuma was Deadstream. Every once in a while, something cool comes along.
Late Night with the Devil sucked
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>>204952116
Nothing? It's still happening.
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>>204952141
Nah, pic related.
It's on me. Every time I watch a movie with that gaudy type of poster and shiny neon color palette it turns out to be awful. Especially the dialogue which always seems to have been written by SSRI zombies.
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>>204948752
You're watching a horror movie with your friends on Halloween, you're also getting stoned. What movie do you put on ?
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>>204952348
Ok good.
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>>204952345
>found footage
Eh, I added it to the list though
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>>204952424
Blood Diner
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>>204952424
I'm not a degenerate pot smoker but Killer Klowns From Outer Space sounds fun to watch high
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>>204952424
Frankenhooker, but pretty sure I've already shown it to all of them
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>>204952478
it doesn't act like a found footage film at all after the beginning
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>>204952616
Ok, I'll watch it one of these days
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What are we watching tonight fellas?
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>>204952056
You tricked yourself. read a review or just stop if it goes to shit. that's why i stopped watching "i saw the tv glow". I'm done sticking through stuff waiting for things to be good. if it's not good i'm turning it off. I don't go by synopsis or cover anymore.
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>>204952687
I just realized it's actually the fucking TWENTY EIGHTH OF OCTOBER today so I need to make an effort to finish this Halloween series rewatch. Tonight will be Rob Zombie's Halloween 1 & 2
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>>204952334
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: 2Fred2Furious
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>>204952687
Suspiria remake, and if there's time a City of the Living Dead rewatch.
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>>204952424
Suspiria.
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>>204952369
i somehow liked this more than whatever the fuck long legs and terrifier was supposed to be. Also Violent Nature put me to sleep.

>>204952334
that's why i don't recommend anything on here. I just offer my thoughts and move on. every rec is either a meme or some 70s or 80s trash.
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>>204951447
>It doesn’t cost much money to stop eating lmao
Well obviously you're not worried about paying rent and food and having a future, so you're not under constant stress 24/7, and you have enough saved up to get tit surgery and abdominoplasty when you're done, so I'm asking again, what's your source of money to be able to afford this?
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/hor/slop with loveable fat ugly bastards?

besides human centipede 2
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>>204952369
That wasn't a horror movie.
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I think they spelled DEI wrong
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>>204953146
are fear street movies good
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>>204953206
No
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>>204953206
fear street movies are nothing but nogs, mutts, and redhead girls getting black'd
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The Ring is pretty good
>inb4 hurr durr
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>>204952955
lol you can lose weight too anon, I believe in you wagmi bro
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>>204952424
Something weird and Chinese like The Seventh Curse or The Boxer's Omen
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>>204953337
hurr durr
I agree with you.
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>>204952171
you blark'd, we came
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>>204953412
I've heard of Clive BARKER, but this is ridiculous!
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Say, you fellas ever watched any of the Coffin Joe films?
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>>204953654
BA DUM TSS
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Blog post: Yesterday I finished the Frankenstein novel. I'm not a huge reader any more, so this is the first book I've finished in a few years. Anyway it's a very good read, it's a classic for a reason. I then started my watch through of the Hammer Frankenstein movies and made it through Curse of Frankenstein and Frankenstein's Revenge. They're a lot different than the Universal series but the sets and the Technicolor and the damn Kensington Gore all look beautiful. I plan on watching the Robert De Niro Frankenstein movie and the Randy Quaid miniseries soon because apparently they're the most accurate to the novel (but I don't really care about accuracy to the novel. I think it's cool that the pop culture perception of Frankenstein is so different than the original novel).

My Frankenstein watchlist:
>Blackenstein
>The Bride
>Dracula Prisoner of Frankenstein
>Dracula vs Frankenstein
>Edward Scissorhands
>The Evil of Frankenstein
>Frankenstein (1992)
>Frankenstein 1970
>Frankenstein '80
>Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell
>Frankenstein Created Woman
>Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster
>Frankenstein Must be Destroyed
>Frankenstein's Army
>Frankenstein Unbound
>Horror of Frankenstein
>I, Frankenstein
>I Was a Teenage Frankenstein
>Mary Shelly's Frankenstein
>May
>Poor Things
>Victor Frankenstein
>War of the Gargantuas

In conclusion, Frankenstein.

>TLDR; Frankenstein
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>>204953673
I don't like brazilians
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>>204953673
I've only see the first one. My favorite scene is him laughing at the church goers outside while eating meat on a Friday.
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>>204953713
What, no Frankenweenie? No Al Franken joints?
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>>204953713
Add Frankenhooker to the list.
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Are the Elvira games worth playin' ?
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>>204953825
I forgot Frankenweenie, that's on my Plex server as part of my October watch list. I'll definitely be watching that as well (I already watched the original short film, bretty good)
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>>204953349
Why aren't you answering?
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>>204953713

Dracula is the same I think he's wildly different in the novel compared to the book more of a force of nature I guess but every adaptation of Frankenstein is pretty inaccurate they don't even get the colour of the monster right. Jung Ito comes very close however.
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>>204953843
Frankenhooker is excellent, I've seen it before though. If there are any glaring omissions it's probably something I've already seen
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>>204953718
That's impossible.

>>204953774
Based. Watch the second one, has a great hell sequence.
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>>204953673
Earlier in the year I got the Arrow box set and watched all except Embodiment of Evil, which I saved for this month (and have since watched).
The first 3 make a pretty good trilogy. The rest are just interesting but go way off the rails with the Finis Hominis stuff, barely related to the original Coffin Joe.
Embodiment of Evil was surprisingly great, going back to the oldschool Coffin Joe. Visually interesting and creative as ever, and some nasty gore.
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>>204953713
>Yesterday I finished the Frankenstein novel
Good taste.
I genuinely believe Mary Shelley never penned down anything of her own. It's too good to be her own work.
It was all Percy's notes and ideas. Perhaps he was even dictating everything to her.
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>>204948857
I'm gonna fuck you up.
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>>204953889
I think it's cool that the pop culture idea of Frankenstein isn't exactly like the Mary Shelly version. Since the Universal films with Karloff's monster is what people think of, and that's not even accurate, then I think Frankenstein can really be anything as long as it's based on the premise of a guy creating a living man/monster
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>>204953206
If you like zogslop.
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>>204954084
Yeah Frankenstein transcended the original story to become more of a cultural character. Same with Dracula.
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>>204953888
I did answer and then you projected a paragraph onto me about your own insecurities
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>>204953713
The De Niro Frankenstein is way better than I expected it to be. Has some retarded things aspects, but for the most part it's well made and well acted
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>>204953947
The first two are the best ones, and Finis Hominis is straight up bad, yeah. Delírios de um anormal (don't know the english title, sorry), is pretty bad too, it's just like Fulci's Cat in the Brain but not funny.
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>>204952955
>you're not under constant stress 24/7
There are calorie-free ways to handle stress. One thing I like to do is watch movies.
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>>204948784
>thankskilling
>blood rage
>thanksgiving (2023)
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>>204953713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ENQibFW9w

The 1910 Frankenstein silent film is pretty neat. It's a breezy ~13 minute watch. My favorite part is that it was made before the Universal movies brought the monster to life with electricity, and in this version the doctor creates him by boiling a cauldron and throwing in his magical Frankenstein powder.
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>>204953206
yeah, they're great
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>>204954373
Frankenturkey is my pick
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>>204954183
I think I might sperg out on the Dracula character and make another giant watch list for next October. I bought the book recently but I haven't started reading it yet.
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>>204953713
>Poor Things
Gem
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>>204954578
Based
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>>204953073
The Devil's Candy
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>>204953888
Because he doesn’t wanna admit he’s a NEET.
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>>204953713
Why would you include War of the Gargantuas but not Frankenstein Conquers the World/Frankenstein vs Baragon, the movie it's a sequel to?
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>>204954231
>Delírios de um anormal (don't know the english title, sorry), is pretty bad too
Hallucinations of a Deranged Mind.
That's the one that stitches together a bunch of past clips and unused footage, right?
By that point watching these movies, I was just along for the ride. I still enjoyed watching my way through all of them. But yeah, it's the first couple that I'm most likely to rewatch in the future.
I wanted to make a webm of the beginning of that Hell sequence in 2, but I don't want to spoil it for anyone else that'll watch it
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>>204954942
I am a NEET. This isn’t a secret
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>>204954979
I've seen Frankenstein Conquers the World before
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>>204954979
>>204955018
I wish they did Frankenstein vs Godzilla.
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>>204948752
>You uh, must let me... DANCE, with the ALIENS
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>>204955044
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>>204949374
you're going to turn into a pumpkin.
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The Ring Two any good?
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>>204949516
>Strange, isn't it? So much iniquity the Lord vests in the female.
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>>204953412
>>204953654
top kek blehds
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>>204952345
check out Beezel. I will officially vouch for the first half.
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>>204954999
Trips checked

I was unemployed for about a year at one point and I wanted to fucking DIE, hope you're doing OK
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Times you acted like Spookley?
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>>204955196
Why? I feel like most people that say this are just extroverts or don’t have enough hobbies or something.
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>>204955261
I thought it was awesome for 2-3 months and then I got tired of video games and when I started running out of money shit got bleak
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I wish I was unemployed, have to leave for work instead.
when I get back I'll prob watch either Strange Darling since that was shilled, or Zeiram maybe.
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>the charges, officer?
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>>204955387
Based pic
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>>204955105
No, not really.
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>>204948807
It is but it's tonally disjointed
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>>204948934
Too much. Pace yourself
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>>204955387
I have a job but I take my vacation week the week of Halloween, so I've got all the time in the world to haunt /hor/
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My October watches. Mostly first time watches, but not all. Not in any ranked order:

Good:
>Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
>Murder Party
>Jennifer's Body
>Terrifier
>Terrifier 2
>V/H/S/ Beyond
>The Blob (1958)
>Sleepy Hollow
>The Addams Family
>The Addams Family Values
>Nightbreed
>Young Frankenstein
>Terrifier 3
>Tumbbad
>The Witches
>Ghostwatch
>The Substance
>The Thing from Another World
>House on Haunted Hill (1999)
>Cemetery Man
>Halloween
>Halloween 2
>Halloween 3
>The Burning Moon
>Premutos
>The Night Killer
>Skinned Deep
>Silent Madness
>Ticks
>Pledge Night
>A Cat in the Brain
>Black Past
>The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
>Halloween 4
>Halloween 5
>Halloween H20
>Frankie Freako
>Spawn
>The Curse of Frankenstein
>The Revenge of Frankenstein

Meh:
>Salem's Lot
>Hubie Halloween
>Paranorman
>Dark Harvest
>Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead
>Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled
>Death Warmed Up
>Violent Shit
>Twisted Illusions

Bad:
>Cobweb
>Scary Movie 4
>Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor
>Scary Movie 5
>Spirit Halloween: The Movie
>Creeping Death
>Stream
>Halloween 6
>Halloween Resurrection
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>>204949374
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>>204948934
>70+ movies
STOP! Retard alert. No one watches 70+ movies per month and actually absorbs them.

>>204949180
I like it anon. Sick! My only constructive criticism, the effects on the vocals sound a bit rough n' ready. I'd slap some chorus or other effects on them. Otherwise sick!
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>>204950039
>>204950405
It always had bad scores because it is a poorly directed/acted movie. Amandla is a footnote.
It tries to be a satire about annoying/affected/grimy looking millennials/zoomers but they're still unpleasant so most ppl sensibly give the movie poor ratings
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>>204955852
Looks like a good list.
Salem's Lot and Paranorman on the same level as Wishmaster 4 though?
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>>204955913
I boiled water for the first time a few days ago and made this instead if it’s more to your liking

Horror..movies?
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>>204952369
I saw Strange Darling in theatres and it
was kino. You got filtered.

>>204955387
Nice, watch it and pay close attention. Don't be a slop consoomer like these other tards.
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Fave horror episodes? Animated or live-action
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>>204956149
Eat. A. Vegetable.
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Based
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I vant to zuck your blood, yes? BLEH! SUCH an underused line.
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>>204956184
all the pesticides and shit they pour on them to stay fresh in transport make vegetables even worse
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>>204956148
Oops I meant nu-Salem's lot (2024). I think we can mostly agree that version is mediocre. Paranorman was pretty good but then at the very end they revealed that the big brother character was gay for literally no reason so I had to drop it down a tier as punishment. And Wishmaster 4 was funny as fuck and way better than part 3 so I had to recognize.
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>>204955762
Sick webm. Where is this kino from?

>>204955852
>Jennifer's Body
Based. A completely Tumblr-core movie, but it was pretty funny and definitely holds up. I also watched it recently.
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>>204948934

That's a lot of movies, but you've given me something to think about (torrent), so thank you.
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>>204956184
No. Way. Fag.
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>>204956301
I wanted the new SL to succeed so badly but the writing was on the wall ever since the release and trailer were delayed for a year.
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>>204956325
I've seen it more times than I'd care to admit.
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>>204948934

How the fuck did you not enjoy I Drink Your Blood? Your entire list is suspect now.
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What is the WORST horror remake?
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>>204956236
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>>204956269
cope
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>>204956433
It's not the worst, but the remake I most wish never existed is Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003
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>>204956433
Carrie
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>>204956325
>Sick webm. Where is this kino from?
Disney's Halloweentown if you can believe it
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>>204956433
the Castle Freak remake was really shit.
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>>204956433
Suspiria, no contest
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>>204956433
Worst remake was probably one of these 3:

Day of the Dead
Robocop
The Wicker Man
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>>204956546
The sex scene was kinda hot, better than the one with the spanish prostitute in the original
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Since we're all doing this:

>2024 list

Great:
>Phantom of the Paradise
>The Toxic Avenger
>Return of the Living Dead
>Dolls
>Kolobos
>Jeeper's Creepers
>Jennifer's Body


Good:
>Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh
>Shivers
>Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
>Ghostwatch
>Haute Tension
>Grave Encounters
>Sinister
>Autopsy of Jane Doe
>Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum
>Talk To Me

Meh:
>Leptirica
>Rabid
>The Brood
>Eaten Alive
>Nightmare on Elm Street IV
>Nightmare on Elm Street V
>The Leprechaun
>I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
>Insidious
>The Bay
>As Above, So Below
>Hell House, LLC
>Infinity Pool
>When Evil Lurks
>Longlegs


Bad:
>Halloween II
>Devil's Story
>Martyrs
>One Cut of the Dead

Shit:
>Skinamarink
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>>204956433

Halloween is horrible. I hate the way its edited and shot. First you start off with this off the wall hillbilly family which has no relevance other than the fact that the way Zombie directs the movie has no purpose or thought either. Carpenter is a master filmmaker who composes his shots with such detail and attention. Zombie is a retard with a camera. In general i dont really like the 2000's remakes because they are all covered in vaseline and cant keep the camera still. Even ones which people praise like Hills Have Eyes (which is good) dont create the atmosphere that makes the original more compelling. Evil Dead is another example where its not bad but compared to how inventive the original film is with a microbudget its just a slick movie with no new ideas.
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/albino/ bros. Get in here.
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Spookytober 27/31 (sadly fell behind)
Watched Hellbender (2021)
Witches aren't exactly my thing so it had a rough start from the getgo. It had its moments, the acting was good for the majority and it had some cool effects but beyond that... It didn't really have anything going for it... Not an unenjoyable movie but I wouldn't recommend watching it
6/10
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>marines call xenomorphs bugs
>they look and act nothing like bugs, more similar to penguins and weasels
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>>204956720
Based Skinamarink disliker. Martyrs and One Cut of the Dead are good though. Rest of the list is fine
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I'll throw mine in too, but mine's formatted differently

>1
Critters 4*
Ghoulies 4
>2
Kill, Baby... Kill!*
A Bay of Blood
>3
Manhattan Baby*
Demonia
>4
The Love Witch
The Devonsville Terror*
>5
3 From Hell
Embodiment of Evil*
>6
Curse of the Werewolf
Moon of the Wolf*
>7
The Vampire Lovers*
Lust for a Vampire
>8
Twins of Evil*
Countess Dracula
>9
The Laughing Dead*
The Curse of the Aztec Mummy
>10
Auntie Lee's Meat Pies
Blood Diner*
>11
Critters Attack!*
Hobgoblins
>12
An Eternal Combat*
The Seventh Curse
>13
Ju-On: The Grudge*
Dark Water
>14
Cat's Eye
Graveyard Shift*
>15
Night Train to Terror*
Terror Train
>16
Puppet Master
Demonic Toys*
>17
Bad Moon
Wolf Guy*
>18
Nightmare Sisters*
Witchtrap
>19
Night of the Demons (2009)*
Fright Night (2011)
>20
Zoltan... Hound of Dracula*
Cujo
>21
The Church
The Sect*
>22
Tourist Trap*
Two Thousand Maniacs!
>23
I Walked With a Zombie*
Voodoo Man
The Dead One
>24
Noroi: The Curse
Evil Dead Trap 2*
>25
Spookies*
Demon Wind
>26
Don't Go in the House*
The Suckling
>27
Paranorman*
The Girl on the Broomstick
The Watcher in the Woods

* is the movie I enjoyed more that night
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>>204956778
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>>204956926
I kneel moviemaxxer
What was your overall favourite if you could pick a single one?
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>>204956926
fun picks
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>>204956987

Any Russians on this board? I remember when i visited russia there was a folk museum which showed a small town ritual or festival. Some of the people had these demonic masks and the other people had pitchforks almost as if they were driving the demons out of town. Is there a name for this?
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You should be doing these rankings on friday, we still got 4 days to go!
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Codeine or alcohol as a horror companion?

Don't say both.
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>>204957343
robitussin
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>>204957343
Evens for alcohol, odds for codeine, rollin
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>>204957343
weed
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>>204948962
Have you ever read the book? If so what are your thoughts on it?
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>>204957197
On Friday I am going to post my Halloween series rankings and everyone is going to get mad at me again and call me a midwit (true)
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Can anyone give their honest first impressions of *classic films*?

For instance, i saw the original Evil Dead first as a kid and it made such a great impression on me (probably made me more interested in film) but when i saw the sequel i didnt understand it. The tone was weird and the comedy was goofy. I wanted the first film again and didnt really understand what Raimi was doing with the sequel. Its with subsequent watches that i came to see it as its own thing and enjoyed it.
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watched the Blood on Satan's Claw and it was meh
watched Tarot and it was eh
watched Wind Chill and it was ugh
watched We Are Zombies and it was gah
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>>204949374
>mystery flavor
>America
Yeah, we all know what it is.
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>>204956720
Based Phantombro.

>>204956548
Based Suspiria remake hater.
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I really loved Communion, just saw it for the first time after hearing mixed things for so long. I like how it plays it straight. The alien effects were a little distracting at first but they ended up playing really well as the themes fleshed out more, especially when he took the mask off to reveal the weird mouth thing only to conclude it was only another mask. Maybe my favorite alien abduction movie.
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>>204955387
>Strange Darling
Shit looks feminist af
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Thanks to the anon that recommended this a couple of threads ago. It was a pleasant surprise, really good for a modern horror movie.
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>>204951145
Haven't seen Terrifier 3 yet but Stream is my favorite 2024 horror movie because it is fully, unabashedly horror in several aspects:
-the cast, which is the best in a few years with the return of several endearing faces
-the plot, which mixes classic and more recent tropes in a way that sustains the pace and becomes weblike at the end
-the nudity, which is welcome as well as the fact that one of the killers is a hot woman with a nice cleavage
-the gore effects, done by the Terrifier director himself
-the detachment from woke nonsense by having characters such as a strong father and black villains
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>3 days until Halloween
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>>204957574

better than fire in the sky?
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>>204957590
Welcome to the horror genre
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>>204957452
>Have you ever read the book
No. I haven't, actually. But I would! Have you? I'd probably read Whitley's breakthrough novel The Wolfen before I'd read his alien book though.
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>>204957032
It's hard to narrow it down to one, but I think Spookies most surprised and impressed me all the way through. Blood Diner was similar; watched on a whim and thought it was great fun. I enjoyed most of what I watched though.
The only movie I remember feeling negatively about was Noroi, which I thought I was going to like. Bad Moon was also pretty predictable
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>3 days til Halloween
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Can someone recommend a truly scary and good movie for me and my wife to watch tonight?
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>>204957601
this general has the worst takes and I just know I'm gonna regret this but here we go...
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>>204957590
most of horror is feminist af and it's only getting worse by the year.
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>>204956926
Are all those first watches?
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>>204957464
Blog post: I grew up in a sheltered household and dad was a Baptist pastor, so horror movies weren't really a thing for me when I was young. I never dressed up or went trick or treating, I missed out on all of that. I remember being fascinated by the horror VHS tapes at Blockbuster but my parents wouldn't rent them for me. I started watching horror movies in high school based on some recommendations online. Does anyone remember that faggot Maddox? He had an old article on his website about why Evil Dead 2 (or Army of Darkness maybe, I don't remember which one exactly) was the best movie ever so I decided to rent Evil Dead 1 & 2, The Exorcist, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. These were the first horror movies I really remember watching, I would have been about 14 or 15.

The Exorcist: Spooked me, I thought the movie was kind of slow but I enjoyed it
The Evil Dead: Also spooked me, I thought the deadites were pretty scary
Evil Dead 2: Didn't spook me because I knew it was a comedy from Maddox's article, I just wanted to see vroom vroom chainsaw hand
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Made the strongest impression and I still think this is the best horror movie ever. Made me feel grimy and gross, I wish I could get this feeling from a movie again.

Anyway I watch horror year round now and it's my #1 genre, not letting me watch it as a kid made it much more appealing than it probably would have been to me otherwise
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>>204957343
speed
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>>204957826
>feminist af
For sure, it makes sense for studios to be woke cause that is the agenda. However, imagine being as big a cuck as Romero. That soioi beta cuck literally casted a negro as the main character even when it was not a thing at the time.
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>>204957783
The Night House. Can you say pareidolia? Ever freak out when you wake up and see a scary MAN that's just a pile of mundane shit? What if it was both?
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>>204949195
Is there seriously no 4k of the fly? That seems wild.
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>>204948752
I am watching Communion right now... it's pretty stupid. Why is his wife acting like genuinely getting scared of a top notch Halloween mask is a problem? What a bit*h.
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>>204957601
nice. yeah I just think it's a scrappy underdog win for 2024.
>>204957784
nice.
>>204957783
unironically, Beezel.
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>>204957899
o yeah i remember putting that film on and looking at the year it was filmed and how it was black and white and going
>yup there wont be any blacks in here heh heh
then BAM, a negro as the main character. Not only that, he was the one cool, calm and collected person in the entire film during arguments and action.
GTFO. Romero is a cuck for sure.
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>>204957876
Yeah, aside from Night Train to Terror that I technically saw when I was like 10 and wanted to revisit
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>>204957464
A similar feeling that some ppl had when they watched the TCM sequel. As you watch movies and learn about life, you don't stand on the same place, and one of the things to keep in mind is that movie experiences are often unique because you were different and the people who made the movie were different. Take it one movie at a time for what it is and keep expectations under control because the fast-food attitude (expecting movies to deliver the exact same experience) is often upended when directors try something new.
There are ofc franchises whose tone is steady but consider the fact that they shouldn't make you close-minded or one of those stale, repetitive contrarians even if you do prefer these movies which is a 100% legitimate choice.
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>>204957783
A Haunting (1962)
His House
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thanks to whoever recommended this. pure KINO.
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>>204957464
I watched the whole Trilogy for the first time a couple of days ago and the tone shift caught me off guard at first but I really came to love them all. I'm happy they are all so different, their change in tone responds mainly to how in control Ash is and from that perspective his evolution as a character who gets used to the unending horror is extremely enjoyable.
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>>204956548
>>204957556
Never watched and not interesting in watching that remake, but what i know is
>double the run time
>the holocaust is an importand plot point
>the screenwriter hated the original
>all them colors gone
I don't need to watch it to know I'll hate the hell out of it.
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>>204957722
Horror isn't feminist at all. Some movies-- most of them recent productions-- try to push that angle but it isn't really something organic.
The fact that several horror movies have female protagonists doesn't make it less so btw
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About 3/4 of these have been first time watches. It’s been a good month
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>>204957758
Oh right, and Hobgoblins was bad enough that Critters 5 won by default
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>>204957971
Fuck that feminist shit in movies.
I can totally understand women though. Imagine hitting the wall at 21. ugh.
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>>204958144
Watch this too, this was good.
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>>204957556
Hey man, i'm calling this one Blue Iris and i'm gonna use picrel when i upload it to youtube, tell me what you think:
https://voca.ro/1ozq3bexV6fm
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>>204957995
I couldn't STAND TCM 2 the first time I watched it. I wasn't prepared for that tonal shift at all. Years later it finally clicked for me and I absolutely love it. The original is a masterpiece, but sometimes I would actually prefer to watch part 2, which isn't something I ever thought I would say. What a wild ass movie.
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>>204958040

You should watch the series. Its a great addition and a perfect send off for Ash.
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>>204957744
I haven't read the book or seen the movie. Starting to think I should rectify that because it's so iconic
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>strange darling
The Lady is a dangerous, resourceful, stone-cold killer.
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>>204958115
The horror genre genre is feminist 99% of the time. You think the Golden Age of Chuddywood was at the forefront of it? Even the creator of horror and sci-fi horror was a feminist after all.
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>>204957660
Yes, FitS obviously had a very intense abduction scene which I liked, but overall it feels one dimensional compared to Communion which explores the phenomenon very effectively imo, from the surreal aura of abductions and aliens to the questions regarding the psychological nature as a possible explanation. It's a topic that's so memed and parodied and has such entrenched iconography and tropes, and Communion played it very straight and sober, and brought a refreshing immediacy and veracity to the subject. And imo Walken really brought it all together, very very natural performance as long as you're not insisting on remembering it's Walken the whole time if that makes sense.
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>>204956912
One Cut of the Dead is maybe good tier. Martyrs is just shitty slime for fucked up people (dont mean that in a good way).
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>>204958527
If nothing else One Cut is at least technically impressive. Unfortunately, I believe Martyrs has filtered you though friend.
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>Filmed in one long tracking shot with no breaks.
Another French flawless victory
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Even Critters 5 had an unnecessary, tacked on feminist theme, where it turns out that the only bad, dangerous crites are the male ones, and they find a female crite who's nice and friendly, but also she's badass and can fuck up the male crites
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>>204957758
>The only movie I remember feeling negatively about was Noroi, which I thought I was going to like.
Odd, I liked Noroi quite a bit. I guess high expectations can sour your experience a bit when it doesn't live up to it
How was The Suckling? Name stuck out to me so I googled it & the short description makes it seem like a horrendously bad piece of slop, lmao
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>>204958651
Yeah, pretty much, it filtered out all the people with abysmal taste in /hor/
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>>204958290
>I wasn't prepared for that tonal shift at all.
There you go. We have set expectations which are not unfounded btw, it's just something not to get fettered by.
This has recently happened to me with Maxxxine because it didn't deliver what the genre/cast would suggest and also because it was burdened by anti-men wokeness.
But I was pleasantly surprised by movies such as Never Let Go: it wasn't a masterpiece by any means but I'm glad I gave it a chance
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>>204958470

Horror was born out of a romantic tradition. The foundational texts were high strung pieces with great loves and tragic deaths. Writers like Anne Radcliffe were the airport fiction of their day. Cheap thrills which played on womens fears to their delight. Poe of course was the ultimate romantic horror writer. Lovecraft consciously chose to omit the romantic elements of horror fiction more than any writer (though not being the first) so is responsible for the more abstract stuff we see today.
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Worth a watch!
Good Job! Not Worth Watching! (well-made but pointless and dull)
Hot Garbage!

Idle Hands (1999) – A very funny Worth a Watch from a time when staring at the MTV for hours and smoking pot were considered quite REBELLIOUS in suburban popular culture. In this comedy-horror, there exists a demon that infects the right hands of only the most useless and idle losers in order to further its ritualistic ends. Our teenage stoner hero -- the latest host -- is such a miserable burnout that his parents go missing for TWO days, and he doesn’t get concerned until he discovers the knife he uses to spread his mayonnaise has *blood* on it. He and his buds find dead bodies, *more* people die, and he realizes it’s all thanks to his out-of-control hand.

The main conceit is intriguing and silly enough, but the stoner-hero’s STONER ZOMBIE FRIENDS add the finishing touch to this millennial romp. The savage mitt puts them to their original end, but that supernatural death is NOT what makes them come back -- the great, Godly light is so far away it just seems . . . *easier* for them to jump back into their dead bodies. So, sheer sorriness can make a zombie! I have NOT seen that before! You get this fun, shifting interplay that never lets your attention or smile sag: stoner fights his own hand; cut to lazy couch zombie shenanigans; stoner and zombies team up more intimately for awhile; they split apart again; every kind of hilarious and/or bloody thing happens all the time -- a non-stop parade of fun, gross, INSANE scenarios. Seth Green and his chubby counterpart are the quintessential undead bros; they’ve already bit the big one, so they don’t see why they shouldn’t kick back, get high, and eat burritos until refried beans ooze out of their putrescent wounds. Seth feels that their *living* stoner pal, curse or no curse, should just quit worrying about all this dumb crap and do the same.
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>>204958726
>anti-men wokeness.
Terrifier 3 and 2 suffered from this too.
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2/2
Mystery meat beauty Jessica Alba stars as stoner-boy’s love interest; she fancies herself a punk and keeps a notebook full of her awful lyrics, and his finding it brings them together. Does she even CARE that he’s covered in blood? Does she care that the cursed hand spasmodically grabs her ass? No! Furthermore, she LOVES having her rump ruffled and immediately wants sex! In a more modern film . . . you always *know* the face-slapping and girl bossing that’s supposed to ensue when a guy steps over the line; and the payback always comes just as you expect. That’s what I love about these older movies! They have their cheesy tropes, but almost *nothing* is off the table in terms of character interaction. Silly old comedy adventures like this were out to surprise you and make you laugh -- and they didn’t worry about holding ANYTHING back. Even when there’s no lip service paid to the Great Beast of Equity, things never seem so relaxed these days, do they?

Idle Hands is really funny. It’s wacky. It’s nostalgic to the max! So why not an Excellent? Comedy or not, it seems hugely absurd that all the bodies in the backyard go undiscovered for so long; the setting that’s established is not quite surreal enough for this to be hand-waved . . . but maybe if the story went on longer, we’d see the issue wrapped up in a neat way. We’ll never know! (I also don’t like when the cursed hand throws Bones the cat through the window, even though he seems to land okay and run away. But stoner-boy never reclaims him . . .)
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Yeah. Idle Hands was good.
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>>204958802
>Terrifier 3 is woke woke woke woke
With its two hours of traumatic padding, poor camera-fu, crappy writing, and realistic torture porn drawn out so long it's as BORING as Sienna's mental problems, wokeness is the least of that movie's issues, anon.
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>>204958651
You can film someone taking a shit for an hour with no breaks as well, doesn't make it good.
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>>204958115
I don't agree. History of horror and feminism are entertwined. Obviously its not universal, but horror was an outlet for women who felt trapped in their roles, as well as being some of the only major mass-market films that had a woman in the lead role where the goal wasn't for her to get a rich husband or some shit. Horror is more likely to star women that other genres with a lot of action because women are more physically vulnerable and its easier to make the viewer believe they're in danger.

This in turn fed a lot of feminist imagery, the idea of the final girl and all that, and feminism then fed back into horror films, celebrating the idea that these women survived because of their caution while the more physically capable men would throw themselves into danger, which is one big reason why slasher films are so popular with women (in addition to them wanting to be pinned down and fucked by the slashers, of course).

Horror films and stories are also filled with tales of women getting revenge from beyond the grave.

Fornthe same reason, a lot of horror game protagonists are women and were filling up lists of "top female game protagonists" for a long time.
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It just shows how smart and capable Eve is, making Sofia reevaluate her initial analysis of the sex worker
*sigh..
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>>204958470
Very wrong and confused take. For starters, keep in mind feminists have criticized horror throughout history.
Recent directors such as Coralie Fargeat, Anna Biller or Julia Ducournau (to mention 3 of the few women directors who do have some talent) openly approach the genre with a type of "critical" perspective.
Shelley and Shirley Jackson were outliers in 2 senses: not many women have contributed to the genre and both of those have done so in a way that's not related to their gender or personal views whatever they were.
The prevalence of women as protagonists usually means they're victims or at best survivors, which makes sense since they're weaker. There are no major female horror characters and ultimately horror is much more NY Ripper than, say, Alien Romulus
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>>204958684
>Odd, I liked Noroi quite a bit. I guess high expectations can sour your experience a bit when it doesn't live up to it
I was giving it a real go and enjoying it at first, but the story just developed in a way that I felt I've already seen a million times, and when that's the case a 2 hour runtime starts to drag and the payoff gets dulled.
>How was The Suckling? Name stuck out to me so I googled it & the short description makes it seem like a horrendously bad piece of slop, lmao
It is bad slop, but it's the kind of slop I've grown fond of. Any scene with the suckling in it is good, the rest is standard low-budget horror fare with crude acting and sleazy humor. This is the kind of movie I like to watch in October, but it's not one I'd recommend to most people
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>>204951038
Holy shit I remember this schizo lolcow. He attentionwhores on /fit/ constantly. Half the replies in any weightloss thread are him and his 9 flatscreen tvs in his trailer.
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>>204959031
Now he'll have to respond to you.
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>>204958987
>There are no major female horror characters
Bruh????
And this is just the first one that came to mind because you mentioned Alien
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>>204959031
he watches more horror movies than you and in this thread that 's all that matters
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>>204959053
You're fatter than me now
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>>204959090
No kidding. Woke is woke, but these braindead zoomies have let the Internet and cultural climate liquefy their little brains. They can't talk to you about anything but in that context.
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>>204959146
>They can't talk to you about anything but in that context.
Entire movies are centered around woke. Nice try, liberal.
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I love women. no gross homos trying to shill "women are actually woke" will convince me not to like them.
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>>204956926
Is Critters Attack worth a watch? I enjoyed the original four movies.
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>>204958651
Excellent movie. Along w/ In a Violent Nature, it pushed the genre forward in 2024 and both of them will deservedly get other installments-- in IaVN's case it's a sequel:
https://images.bauerhosting.com/empire/2024/07/In-A-Violent-Nature-2-1.jpeg?auto=format&w=992&q=80
The next MadS movie could be either a prequel or a sequel and Moreau and his team are already working on it.
BTW do you know what MadS stands for or why the first and last letters are capitalized? I looked around for an explanation but haven't found any so far
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>>204957574
Based. Definitely a great alienkino.
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>>204952251
Thanks anon, I was holding off as some say it wasn't as good, but it seems like you're more discerning then the average /hor/ poster who loves 4.5/10 slashers and 80s horror "comedy" slop.
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MadS was a good /film/ but a bad a /hor/ror. very generic, kind of cringe at parts where you can see through the seams.
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>>204959184
Based woman appreciator
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>>204959090
Ripley and the Caille character in Alien Romulus prove my point as they are very obvious exceptions to the rule and belong to a hybrid franchise: Alien is an action scifi with horror elements.
99% of women characters in horror are the opposite of Ripley.
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>>204959192
I wouldn't watch it again, but it's not 100% terrible. Generic script, generic characters, some scenes of the critters wreaking havoc and then getting exploded and chopped in half, but it has none of that comfy Critters atmosphere of the first 4. If you watched it for completion's sake, you'd probably think it's alright
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>>204959324
Holy shit, he looks like a Second Life character! But yeah Skinamarink sucked balls.
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>>204958651

So this is our HOTY? (horror of the year(
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>>204959369
Yeah this or Smile 2. These two films win by a long shot.
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>>204959369
It is my Hoobastank of the Year, for sure
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>>204959324
>>204959346
That is 100% Luka Magnotta the 1 guy 1 icepick gay murderer.
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>>204959031
>constantly
You mean like 4 months ago? I barely post on /fat/ at all anymore except if I have genuine questions or I’m posting milestones. Most people there are really jealous of my progress and it’s nothing but coping replies. Everyone got quiet when I posted this progress pic a couple days ago lmao
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>>204959341
Thanks anon. I'll put it on the backburner but I'll watch it eventually.
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>>204959410
kek what shit taste
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>>204959324
Is that a mugshot?
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>>204959421
If only some of that hair was on your HEAD HAHAHA jk you're doing good man
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>>204959300
>There are no major female horror characters!
>Here's one
>The existence of the thing that I said doesn't exist only proves my point
The Alien is also female btw

Here's another one. I can keep going.
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Smiel 2 was alright but MadS sucked. I assume thats what the S stands for. Like "Mad Suckage"
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I'll bake
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>>204958972
>History of horror and feminism are entertwined.
Feminists themselves strongly disagree with you. Horror has been vilified as "misogynistic" for decades.
Women authors have been outnumbered by males to the tune of, say, 1 to 50 or so.
No female directors have established themselves in the horror genre and the newcomers I mentioned here>>204958987
are novelty acts. In fact, the best woman director in terms of technical skills in the horror genre is discreet Emma Tammi who did an excellent pace/cinematography/blocking job in FNAF.
The "feminist imagery" you speak of was overwhelmingly created and consumed by men, who are the drivers of the horror genre both as creators and consumers.
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>>204959559
>Emma Tammi who did an excellent pace/cinematography/blocking job in FNAF.
There's something weird about this one. I wonder if she herself was being directed by the FNAF creator guy. Because there wasn't a lot of interviews with her or details about her vision.
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>>204958186
who's pic related?
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>>204959480
Carrie was another exception for which literally hundreds of male counterexamples could be found. It's yet another exception that proves the rule.
Do keep going if you want to, just don't fool yourself by pretending these are anything but a fringe in the major structure of horror main characters.
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The Faculty (1998) – An Excellent effort from director Robert Rodriguez, it injects The Breakfast Club FULL of alien, body-snatching parasites who guzzle water like it’s going out of style. We have a cast of engaging characters who have *very* unique appearances, so you don’t run into that thing during wild scenes where you keep getting the chadly chiselfaces and the generic beauties mixed up. High school movie archetypes are represented -- but they’ve been MUTATED subtly before the aliens ever get to them. We have the wimpy nerd Casey (Elijah Wood), who’s possessed of Gumpish speed and courage; there is a proto-Walter White in Zeke (Josh Hartnett), the school badboy who knows a little about everything scientific and concocts SKAT, his hit street drug, from caffeine pills; the prognathous but sexy Stokley (Clea DuVall) is a goth who reads golden age science fiction stories, of all things. These slightly out-of-the-mold misfits from various social climes UNITE to take down the bodysnatcher threat . . . and of course, they learn something about *themselves* while they’re doing it.

The first thing the movie does -- and it REALLY works -- is enlarge the high school and its grounds with camerawork. The football field is a SWEEPING KINGDOM. The buildings themselves are CASTLES, and the floors inside are as reflective as glass to bolster the illusion. All the broad, flat shots emphasize the enormousness of the milieu in the eyes of the kids who call it their second home (or their early taste of Hell, depending), and it really does put the viewer back into that frame of mind, no matter how long it’s been.
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>>204959654
I'm NTA but can you post 10 counter examples from those hundreds that aren't Ash
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>>204959705
2/2

You get used to the BIGLY BIGNESS early on, but they don’t let up with it. Everything, even the school buses in the ending action scenes -- even the IMPERSONAL AND STORMY SKY with its million diamond drops -- utterly dwarf the desperate human players . . . who are beset on all sides by mindhacked drones who notably retain a lot of their human emotion and ALL of their memories.

As with many bodysnatcher / infection films, there’s a heavy element of MYSTERY. Who’s infected? Who’s clean? Who can you trust? And is there a TEST to determine who’s who and what’s what? The coach is the first to get it (don’t worry, it’s the first thing that happens and can hardly be counted as a spoiler); after that, nerdy Casey-Elijah discovers a weird little critter that looks like mutant shrimp mixed with a water bear on the football field . . . and he brings the thing into the science lab. Upon being dropped into a tank of water by John Stewart, it grows long, thin tendrils that I can only assume are used for hacking the nervous systems of hosts. If you’ve ever read the Michael Shea story “The Autopsy,” it’s a bit like that -- probably Heinlein’s The Puppet Masters too as it’s referenced right in the movie, but I haven’t read that one yet.

With its paranoia, striking sense of institutional BIGNESS, SF mystery, scramble-and-fall action (slick surfaces plus youthful clumsiness?), and all the fun custom archetypes that allow for Breakfast Club relationship mix-ups . . . The Faculty ranks right up there with the best YOUTH HORROR of the late nineties.
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>>204959559
Yeah I don't buy that feminists would disagree with me. They'll complain about certain aspects of the films but there are a large amount of films that are held up by them as feminist classics--often not because of any intention of the creator.

You may have also misunderstood me--my point was, for example, the idea of the final girl became a feminist trope, not that it originally came about from a feminist place.

I also don't buy that horror is overwhelmingly consumed by men. There's a fashion movement going on right now for women's clothes based on horror protagonists, I've known so many women who are into horror, a huge part of Japan's horror tradition comes from shoujo magazines. I don't think they overwhelm the men or anything, but the number of women into horror is more than most genres outside of romance/drama.
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>>204959559
>FNAF.
lol retard
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>>204956433
One of these days, I will suffer through the Wrong Turn remake because I like the original so much.
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Wtf is wrong with this hag? why doesn't this dude's wife care that he could be experiencing psychotic delusions? Why is she acting like a bi*ch because he could be delusional?
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>>204955256
Is this comfy?
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>>204958671
This looks like complete shit. Forgot this movie was a thing that happened.



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