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>>204966354total smack death
Payton is number 1
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
Ted is a fucking vile fag
all poos kneel to the king
Ted is a massive faggot
>>204966378The B stands for Based.
>>204966380smack is a qt
ALEX GOING IN ON TEDDYTWINK AND THE JEET. A SPERG OUT JIMMY-ESQUE STYLE IS COMING SOON
Kill Smack
Total Smaack love
alex is gonna crash out i'm afraid
ALEX THE AUTISTIC ROBIN HOOD
putting alex jeet and ted in a group together was perfect. i kneel.
Ted is if a gay sweater was a person
Erm I love Binx
What a fucking bizarre confrontation lmao
Alex vs India, who will win?
alex is genuinely threatening. I would be so scared of him
>carve the pumpkin>find the candy
Why the fuck is Duanyay leaking information that shouldn't be leaked
draaaaaaaa-maaaaaa!
Total Ted deathTotal Simbal death
>>204966396ghoulishsmack is infinitely more bangable
are there any youtube channels keeping track of this shit?
These are some weird ass niggas man
>not endorsing Alex after the 2nd day some of you are NGMI
I literally cannot wait for Alex and Fatty to interact. I lay awake at night fantasizing.
Right give shave Ted and give him to Burt no one cares about him anymore
Ted is a militantly a cuck
>>204966456He's just autistic. All bark and no bite.
Ted should be Burt's fleshlight.
>nigger with Jimmy pfp spamming "Ted W" in chat
Ted you weak, pathetic, fucking BITCH
>we worked it out so pajeet being a lying faggot doesn't matter you're a retard ted, i hope you die of gay troon nigger aids
>>204966396witchfu
>>204966456Imagine being this much of a massive pussy.
Does he have what it takes to last 6 weeks? He doesnt seem like a quitter to me
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton silently CHEERED when she overheard ted "stand up for himself"
>>204966477Luke Legion since he walked in the door
JET HOOK ALEX UP WITH A BAG OF CANDY THIS NIGGA CAN NOT GET KICKED OUT
>>204966456He is literally one of the least intimidating people in the house
>>204966492he's also holding a knife
>>204964920can someone give me a qrd on this re: AB?
>>204966504cute :)
>>204966495faggots who like faggots happen to like faggots.
>>204966430>>204966437sorry trooners, but she's gone after minute 1 of TTS
>>204966396Ugly>>204966401Cute
>>204966495>Jimmy pfp chatters are retardsIs it a day ending in -y?
ted is such a bitch. alex is a stand up guy for real.
>>204966410Aura
>>204966474>angry autist ranting for 10 minutes at redditor that can only speak in sarcasm and call center pajeetthis is what I signed up for
>>204966477I was a Burt Buster but Alex has impressed the fuck out of me.
Alex has never and will never raise his hand to another person in his life. Just like jimmy.
>>204966495makes no sense considering Alex is the Jimmy/Jon this season
>>204966492Nah dude locks in when it comes to arguments. He's not a Jimmy type, hes high test. Guarantee he gets violent.
>>204966504Thank you for the update anon
>>204966502He's already too high energy, he's going to burn out or explode. Absolute Jimmy-tier. He's going to overplay his hand and make himself a huge target.
KNEEL, PUNK
Yeah, Alex is 100% a tweaker who had some of his shit stolen by his tweaker "friend" once.
>>204966492He isnt autistic, just ADHD
>(((they)))
>>204966502He's going to burn out just like Jon did. Too kino for the show.
>>204966396Rosie Aprile in a blue wig
peyton reminds me of jillian janson
>You ARE a little fuckin' pumpkin
I don't like how Luke is fence-sitting in favor and against Alex at the same time.
The fishes are starting to fight without the involvement of the viewers.we might get a good season
awful to think that all of this naturally developing tension will be destroyed by Goran in two weeks in favor of BALLS and LE BASED SAM HYDE SMASHES KITCHEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHbGsZUsisEPAJEETS KNEELPAJEETS SQUEL
who else /comfy/ here?
>>204966532smaack and mizzy are both gone after TTS for sure. unless they uber censor the messages
>>204966536not sure about that he was kinda bitching out in the confessional after sam asked him about the n word
I hate white guys like Ted, wish there was more of y'all like Alex.
all these betas seething
>>204966560This entire argument is going on because Ted doesn't have the same opinion as Alex and this greatly enrages him.Alex is autistic.
>>204966456I don't know why so many retards fall for LE CRAZY GUY routine and actually get intimidated by weaklings who never actually fight
>>204966543Alex would feel good to get on top of while pressing him about art, saying you want to make a Pollock on his chest. Pressing your gut up on him and imitating his accent, saying, “MAS-TER-BAY-SHIN,” while you tug yourself on top of him, engulfing his twiggy little Louisville baby bod underneath your fat piggy gut. “MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. THAAATSSS-GNAAAWWTT-AAAARRRRRT. THATS-GNAWT-ARRRTT.” Just getting up in his shit and saying “WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. THATS NOT AARRRDDD.” And when you see his little twiggy eyes looking up you with piercing hatred, look down at him and say, “YOOUUU HAAADEE MEEEEE. WHYYYDA YOUUU HAAADE MEEE.” And leave him there to tend to his businesses.
>Pajeet, you never, EVER talk about a man's monkey's butthole
>>204966578he's on the show to be puppetmaster
he's in control
YOUR JOKE FAILED
I'm still a Luke Luminary but if he gets eliminated I'll throw my support to Alex
>try and touch my shit I FUCKING DARE YOUabsolute king
>sar I am glad you heard that sarr redeem the candy sar
>>204966532i can and will fix her
>>204966590chilling with my girlypops :p
>>204966594he's a nice guy but is really stupid that's not he worst thing
>if we wasnt in this house i would make you look fuckin sillywhat did he meant by this?
burt do you need a flair?
what the fuck am i watching
Can I get another Payton update?
>>204966354ted is either cringe or a bad actor
>>204966578trust the planthe's sowing seeds for later
>>204966380this is a smaack addict thread
>>204966590I'd be there but this fight in the dining room is more interesting.
>>204966598anyone seething is a pajeet confirmed
Erm… rewind rewind
HE IS GONNA BLOW
>>204966532I hope Sam learned some jewfu for the contracts, real hollywood reality shows have financial penalties if you leave early and break the contractthats how most early reality shows wrangled their tard stars who kept threatening to quit
I feel bad for Alex, just like Jon and Jimmy, he will be hated and snaked on by the rest of these normie contestants
>>204966611The Critic?
>>204966502all this cast seems like quitters to me
ted is based. he's a shit stirrer.
GIVE THEM BOXING GLOVES. WINNER GETS THE TCL
Vance will need to tard wrangle someone
>>204966602imagine him flooding ur hoarderhole then u lay on his chest talking about monkeys...
Where's the blondes naked ass pic?
how are 277 people endorsing this
>>204966596we hate em too
>UMMM ACKSHULLY ISNT ROBIN HOOD A THIEF
OH SHIT ALEX HIT PRANJEET
>>204966662twitter troons
Ted's a pedophile
I'm just waiting for Alex to scream "I drink your milkshake!".
>>204966611I always find it funny how even the most boring contestants still get memes
>>204966662self inserting faggots just like w/ tj
>>204966501>>204966492youre fucking lying he's unhinged and a freak and you would absolutely be frightened of him or are too retarded to have a sense of self preservation
>Kill Ted. >Behead Ted. >Roundhouse kick Ted into the concrete. >Slam dunk Ted into the trashcan. >Crucify Ted. >Defecate in Ted’s food. >Launch Ted into the sun. >Stir fry Ted in a wok. >Toss Ted into an active volcano. >Urinate into Ted’s mouth. >Judo throw Ted into a wood chipper. >Twist Ted’s head off. >Report Ted to the National Victim Society. >Karate chop Ted in half. >Curb stomp pregnant Ted. >Trap Ted in quicksand. >Crush Ted in the trash compactor. >Liquefy Ted in a vat of acid. >Eat Ted. >Dissect Ted. >Exterminate Ted in the gas chamber. >Stomp Ted’s skull with steel toed boots. >Cremate Ted in the oven. >Lobotomize Ted >Mandatory abortion for Ted. >Grind Ted in the garbage disposal. >Drown Ted in fried chicken grease. >Vaporize Ted with a ray gun. >Kick Ted down the stairs. >Feed Ted to alligators. >Slice Ted with a katana.TOTAL TED DEATH
>>204966600No, its because seeing a guy get walked over and do nothing about it is so alien to him because he doesnt associate with cucks
TTS IS LIVE
>>204966635have patience
>TEDDY PLEASE IGNORE HIM TEDDY HE IS LYING TO YOU!!!
>>204966635Payton has left the tank.
>>204966662277 lying punks
i need alex to use his n word pass again
>THE THIEF. THE CLOWN. WHO ALMOST THOUGH HE TOOK ME DOWN
POOJEET IS A FLY. Because he's attracted to SHIT.
>>204966501>>204966518He has tweaker vibes, I’d feel like he’d just try to stab me
>>204966578Alex is unstable as fuck
>you are a fly on the wallIf I was Ted i'd drop this guy.
Jesus Ted is such a bitch. Standing up for the guy who stole your shit? Reminds me of those parents who forgave their daughter’s killer. What else did I miss since pumpkin carving started? How did they start arguing?
>>204966354SCREEN SHOT THIS There is a 100% chance sam and crew get sued this season. no chance they arent going to have major real lawsuits.
>we'll laugh about thief, the clown that almost brought me downHOLY KINO
>tfw never carved pumpkins with my family so i'd be clueless in this challenge :-(
>>204966629>sarrs we are making monkey butthole>sarrs we are having secks with monkey butthole
>YOU'RE GOING BALDLMAO
BALD JEET BTFO
CALL HIM A NIGGER ALEX!
>>204966684lolLMAO
>>204966704this guy is fucking unreal
>>204966690It's candy, anon.
The clown who almost thought he took me down
this alex guy is fucking amazing
BALD JEETBALD JEETBALD JEET
>>204966682Burt is the self insert this season
>>204966694payton thigh gap status?
>>204966675I thought this since he walked in the door.
Alex has the same fake tough guy thing that Jon and Jimmy have kek
All the women in the house will say "I don't feel save around Alex" in a few hours.
it's a good cast
This will be Alex soonhttps://youtu.be/RU34w5aQAeY?si=aIHsdQIl1eD4fF48&t=29
HE IS CRAZY. THE JEET FEARS THE DERANGED WHITE MAN.
>>204966735>this alex guy is fucking amazinghes a jimmy done right
HOLD ON THAT FEEELING
>>204966743He’s really rapeable.
BALDJEET
>singing don't stop believinKINO
YOU SOUND LIKE A PIG, PIG!
>>204966701kek
based schizo
oh my god singing don't start believing then saying its all a journey
>>204966694what brand of shoes is payton wearing
Why is it i cant listen to jimmy or chris for more than 10 seconds but i could listen to alex for days
PIGGY PIGGY
LMAOOOOOOOOOOCALLING HIM A PIG
lets all love josie
>>204966737Liking Burt is ironic
>>204966684>>204966707Shut the fuck up, you zoomer pussies. You've never even gotten into a fight in your entire lives.
he is destroying the nation of india
Has anyone ever been so mogged?
Alex is not going to last the week
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton STOOD UP in a clumsy fashion and briefly LEFT b3 to eavesdrop in the hall. she believes they put simbal alex and ted together to foment conflict
Who do you think is going to win that TCL TV?
Since Alex is from Kentucky, I need to ask, do Kentuckians really?
YOUR A PIG LMFAO
Where’s the beef bell man
>>204966750this unironically
Ted is officially bitch made.
based Alex
Damn, he even managed to shoehorn the name of the band in the rest of the rant. Alex rules
ALEX B THE MONKEY KING
Jon, Jimmy and Alex locked in a room. That would be entertainment
so ted is a knower too according to duanyay and jacob.this is so scuffed.
I MAY RESTRICT YOU FROM TALKING!
Hey piglet!
I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD FUCKING TALK
Alex is so fucking cool, bros.
>I DIDNT SAY YOU COULD FUCKIN TALK BOOOOOOOOY
>I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD FUCKIN' TALK, BOYYYY
>>204966713They signed the contract dingus
>Jimmy if he wasn't pussyDamn Alex B is actually pretty rad
wtf is happening? is alex for real?
>>204966576Now I gotta jerk off
Alex is completely and utterly correct, what the hell is going on in Ted's mind
Sars not like this.
BOOOOIIIIIII
>>204966518quite literally all the girls other than maybe peyton would be more intimidating than him
>>204966743If you think this guy is afraid to fight you're retarded.
I hope Luke tard wrangles Alex and carries him (not now though this is kino)
>Alex takes a boring fucking challenge and turns it into an hour long berating the pajeet sessionAmazing. This man generates content like crazy
>>204966743I'm getting the same joy as when I would listen to Jon angrily ramble for 20 minutes straight
India has falen
Alex is built for this
>>204966679>boringjust you wait and see
SmackHeads how's our girl doing
>roasts the pajeet for 20 minutes straight
PUNKGURL
BRING BACK THE BEEF BELLDING DING DING DING
boooooooooy
>>204966780Yes we really
>>204966711it's all about conflict avoidance. whoever causes the conflict is the bad guy, even when it's in response to something like stealing. getting angry is the #1 sin in these people's psyches.
>HI FUTURE US! ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF?
>>204966590Bar is by far the confiest
>>204966794I want a Jon and Alex podcast with Ted.
TJD
>>204966773speak for yourself I've been goonig all day
>>204966777Let's hope he gets some new content until he quits.
alex is going hard on the jeetjeet is cowering>jeet start talking>DID I CAN SAY YOU CAN TALK BOY~ alexjeet shuts up
The house needs him.Alex needs a rival.
>>204966796that says he knew about ted not that ted knew about him/fishtank
I DIDNT SAY YOU COULD FUCKING TALK BOOOYYYY
>>204966778thanks
>>204966825please help me
Alex is officially the Jon/Jimmy of the show.
Alex is legitimately dominating the jeet. Look at his posture. Slumped shoulders. Head down no eye contact
>>204966850Anything but that
>>204966835So much of S2 Abi makes sense in retrospect
He's beating a dead Jeet at this point. He doesn't know when to stop... this is brutal
if only he knew the word 'pajeet' or 'poo'.
>>204966807meaningless contracts
>>204966774fucking tough guy jocko over here >I'm such white trash ive been in 30 fights with tweekers and I wasnt scared even a little! retarded
>>204966833ray person from generation kill
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF TED. JESUS FUCK.
I can't even tell who he's mad at or why
>>204966502he has the energy but he'll DQ. he'll start a fist fight or get caught with drugs or something.
just a lil yee BOOOOY
Ted is the female Tayleigh.
>>204966841kek
>>204966808He’s not going to do shit
>>204966842a man of taste
Hearing Alex talk shit you can tell he hangs out with black people, I can see why he thinks he has the nigga pass
>>204966833Alex won
THREAD THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
>>204966796He's intentionally a huge faggot? Because it's funny?
saars...
"this is boring" SISTERS WHERE ARE YOU AT?
ALL JEETS MUST FUCKING HANG
>>204966796it's not scuffed they're plants. ted was a real skater so they brought in a poser skater. you don't need to think too hard about it
Is the pajeet really guilty?
>>204966794Jimmy sucks
>>204966850Unironically, yes.
>>204966853https://twitter.com/DuanyayEnasche/status/1850986103479640245
>>204966396Absolutely ghastly
/r/ing blonde girls naked ass.
YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR PUMPKIN, PUMPKIN!YOUR JUST AS SWEET AS A PUMPKIN!SWEET PUMPKIN!
>YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR PUMPKIN, PUMPKINKINO MACHINE
the kick stream.........
RIP the kick restream
Qrd on last 3 hours?Alex is a coke addict right I wake up from my name and he's sniffling and screaming at the 2 guys at the table while they crave pumpkins why is he flipping out again
BROS THE KICK STREAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
alex is the new jon
>>204966894[Deceased]
>>204966900cry more about it
did they just kill the kick channel?
>>204966864Has to happen. 8 hours of arguments. Do it Jet.
restream bros...
QRD on why this guy has the same exact mannerisms and speech cadence of Cyrex?
>>204966850fuck no, that’s lame. he could probably give his gay clone some pointers though.
>>204966796Explains why Ted is such an faggot, he's an Fishtank fan.
>YOU'RE BALD AND YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY>YOU CAN'T FIGHTGET THE BOXING GLOVES OUT
jet
JET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lil pumpkinlil sweetpea punk
Kick restream just diedF
Did they take the kick stream downcaptcha: WP2HR
>kick stream went downfuck you sam
>kick channel deleted>ppvland dining room doesnt fucking work
>You're bald ugly and fatKek he just keeps going
>You're bout as sweet as a pumpkin. Sweet pea.fuck my sides
Good-night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
where has kick gone
Rip kick
>>204966841Binx faye cosplay now!
>>204966913Mauro left
Alex B WILL REDEEM IT and simbal can't do anything about it
BRING THE BOXING GLOVES
Beat his ass, Alex. Sam, bring them the gloves.
you know the real problem with you simba, it's lack of pussy all of india's problems can be sourced back to a lack of quality pussy.
JET YOU'RE A FAGGOT
>bald and youre fuckin ugly
This is incredible.
>>204966902ffs
>>204966895emasculates jeets world wide
>>204966796It just means ted was probably part of the original grouping like alex but didnt say anything
>>204966945clear your browser cache
their kick account just got deleted
>>204966354>KEEP LOOKIN DOWNHOly based
>>204966883That man raises 2 monkeys & married an obese latina bbw and has a vacation scheduled during the show, I almost feel like he's planning on leaving early, he's gonna make the clip.
ted is such a breedable twink
I love Alex
>>204966873There's tweakers and then there are spazzes like Alex. If you genuinely think you'd be threatened, you need to turn in your man card and put on a fucking dress.
lol he knows all the /tv/ lines
KEEP CARVIN YOUR PUMPKIN SWEET PEA
>>204966945working for me right now
>KEEP CARVIN YOUR PUMPKINS, SWEET PEA!LMFAOOOO
>KEEP CARVING YOUR PUMPKIN, SWEETPEA
>>204966945Yeah it does..
I hate this piece of shit Eddie so much fucking much speech site my ass fuck you Eddie and FUCK your Serbian mod team. Kick SUCKS
>>204966850would be the alpha instantly
>>204966954Fucking Jet. Fuck you. I'm not paying a penny.
Alex rocks, this season is saved
binx is afraid to name twitch.tv?
>sweet peaKEK
KEEP CARVIN UR PUMPKIN SWEETPEA
>>204966968>>204966969IT'S TIME
>>204966970Lay off the ripped fuel Ray
alex is literally a trust fund rich guy, he does not give a shit about fighting someone
Alex looks so fun to rape, his weird gnarly Southern Tycoon physiognomy, he looks like a propaganda poster you could hold down and rape.
EVERYONE... you know what to do. Time to susbscribe.
Ok Jet. Driving to the house and tell them they're being livestreamed on a show called Fishtank from a megaphone. See you soon.
HANDS OFF THE CANDY, JEET!
>>204966528>Jacob was doing a Monkey stream on the site>he merged with a young black kid>he asked the kids age >kid didn't reply but was rapping instead>Jacob asked if the kid could freestyle for him >kid asked if he was on twitch>Jacob responds yes >kid flies out of his clothes in a jumping motion>Jacob immediately skips and sits there speechless>all of this happened in a matter of 15 seconds or less>Oddbod and others bitch and virtual signal about it for weeks implying Jacob is a pedophile>a few people clipped it and one of them was AB
>>204966954guess I'm not watching anymore. Can't stand the shit website
>>204966850Duanye is only good when he has no weed
Just tuned in, why is Alex screaming at Simbal
>>204966850Fuck no
we got twitch talk in b3
this is like guantanamo bay level torture lmfao surely simbal will crack
>>204966988a u r a
>jeet keeps looking at ted and making jokes because he can't look alex in the eyesM O G G E D
Where is Burt, I only care about Burt.Everyone else is boring and annoying.
Ted is based. He silently pushes people's buttons and bides his time.
>>204966938>>204966954>>204966984jet said autocam is being introduced tonighthe struck a deal with the owner of the kick channel
Alex making a mountain out of a molehill kek
He have a Jimmy that's picking fights with guys instead of girls
>you ugly ass pumpkin
>>204966941>>204966940>>204966942>>204966945>>204966954>>204966956>>204966958>just pay the $60 man
>>204966902they emailed people with a fishtank email. every motherfuckers knows.
>>204966954Someone needs to do something really bad to that house
>>204967024because alex is an alpha
there is hope for all of us anons>alexsis's husband
>>204966988Twinks aren’t twinks when they start balding
>>204967015he'd chomp you dick clean off
These fuckers are so retarded if they don't make them box.
>>204966937brother just stream the shit thru vlc
>>204966774I am a zoomer and no I haven’t but you’re on this thread, so you’re tryna act like a big fish in a tiny ass pond
>>204966902if that's true why is dunyay telling usthis guy just runs his mouth about everything why do production let him in on anything
lmao burt watching in the background
This guy calls out your bald spot and tells you to give back Ted's candy, and then calls you a pumpkin.How do you respond?
kickfags migratehttps://ppv.land/ft
PPVTV LINK PLEASE
Alex just keeps goin while Jeet's eyes are locked on that TCL TV.
Burt has sensed the potential for violence
this is actually cringe now, alex is a weak bully
>>204967038True, fags cuck out over the likes of Alex because they enjoy the feeling of being dominated by another man.
>They're begging Burt to defend themThese fucking faggots lol
THIS IS FUCKING KINOOOOO
>>204967024Dirty needful candy thief sar
Flowstreams are you hereCould you give us an hour-long buffer per cam for clipping?Love u
If Alex called me sweet pea and told me to keep carving my pumpkin I would have no choice but to oblige
>Follower count talk now in B3
>>204967073I stop redeeming the candies
FUCK YOU JET FUCK YOU SAM KYS FUCKING NIGGERS
PUNK BITCH
WORLDS COLLIDING
>>204966902THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT
>ted and luke are both plantswhy
>>204967059This isn’t him
BURT JOINS THE FRAY
Poor Burt is overwhelmed. Get him a fidget spinner
>>204966994why cant you admit that aggro people with crazy eyes are intrinsically threatening? what are you trying to prove? someone gets all wild eyed and rants at you in a closed space and you'd be cool as a cucumber? You wouldnt, being afraid would be the normal and appropriate response
>>204967090yea it's bad
Burt is above this whiteboi shit
>>204967073transfer my consciousness into the pumpkin clamped between binx's thighs
>>204967017Will you stop by Wendy’s on the way back and pick me up a Spongbob combo?
>HELP ME BURT HES YELLING
you guys keep giving flowstreams money and he doesn't upgrade the servers or try to maintain the stream. he did this during bloodgames.
>no jet>best seasonIt's just that simple
>>204967090>t. Bike cuck
>>204966774Also I bet your uncle raped you
>>204967090dude he's trying to stand up for ted.
WHISTLE ARMED
>>204967008You dont mention different orgs when filming
Help me Burt
>>204967024>>2049669132nd this I'm guessing he learned Indian guy was stealing ?
>>204967063mobile and dont want to direct the cam
It's not possible to come back from a mogging like this. Ranjeet is a goner
Burt respects the monkey king
>>204967109yes it is retard
If you’re going to kill off restreams give me a director cam you fucking wiggers
>>204967114>oo ee oo aa aa
>>204967108they couldn't actually get enough people lol
>>204967075have a (You). thanks bro
broken record
>>204966528All I know about AB is that he (she?) is a reality tv enthusiast who's had a hateboner for Josie for a year and half. For some reason people think he's really smart and his opinions matter because he knows a lot of reality tv jargon.
what the fuck is Burt doing
>>204967024he's racist
BLOW THE WHISTLE
burt is so confused
ALEX STOCKS GOING INTERSTELLAR
>>204967073rape his asshole
BRING BACK THE DIRECTOR CAM
burt needs to go back to his enrichment activity before something drastic happens
do it alex, call him a nigger, g said you can
Put me in a coma until this summer, I wanna see Alex LARPing in 3.5, arguing with Xavier and nothing else
Alex is getting annoying with this shit.
Burt is so confused lmao
burt looks terrified
>>204967136No refunds :)))Don't you hate Jet?!?!?
>>204967088This
>>204967090Sar, make it stop....
Production, make them box. Fucking retards.
>>204967121Robo niggas
Ted is such a little cretin
Alexchads I kneel...
>>204967090alex is an american hero >WARJK
production w
I hope Burt short circuits and puts Ted into a wheelchair
burt walked into the minefield
Jet stop taking down restreamers you bitch I wanna watch it on my PS5
>>204967059aaah, a wigger. match made in heaven.
Ted behaves like my weak ass father lol
Ted is a bottom ass punk bitch I hope burt rapes him
>>204967024Simbal stole candy from Ted and Ted didn't do anything. Ted told Alex about it I think and Alex decided to confront Simbal. Instead of siding with Alex, Ted is seemingly siding with Simbal
>>204967059she's got a typeI'm looking at you, production
Dude what the fuck is this grenade shit, how do I turn these sounds off
>the wartoys sounds are ruining itRETARDS
Ted is either medically retarded and shitscared or he's making a really good play
>>204967166>hateboner for Josie>he's really smart and his opinions mattertrvke
>>204967178He's just copying Sam.
will the super secret freesite ever get the paywalled cams? do I have to do something like copy a playlist into VLC?
i know jet is ITCHING to run up and disarm this situation right nowhe wants to get rajesh and alex some pizza and weed so fucking bad
>>204967219Turbo cuck
>>204967159That’s not him
>>204967142>>204967090It's all about Alex's coked up ego
booooooooooy
lmao burt is taking his guardian duties seriously
>>204967227Ted's a smart shit-stirrer he knows what he's doing
Paint the room red, Burt.
The episodes for this season will be so kino
>>204967167slep
>>204967222maejok tools
>>204967235It was supposed to be up by today but it’s not. Liars.
this moment is crucial to see if burt will side with alex or the fags
>>204967198he'd be one to post on twitter worrying about "meat-sweat chuds" before getting stabbed by a homeless black guy while his liberal girlfriend stands by then refuses to pick the guy out in a police line-up
ted is such a pushover
>>204967178The jeet should just give the candy back
>>204967227Everyone seems to be memoryholing TJ pulled the same stuff and now /ftl/ fellates him.
Kick is kill
>>204967227Ted is a self-hating cuck with no spine, he's subservient.
>>204967235the m3u playlist i got on here yesterday is working with all cams as of today
I want to know what is going through his head
alex reminds me of this
>>204967226no one gives a fuck about clans, i don't know they even have this garbage.
>>204967159she's literally at a meet and greet you caucazoid
>>204967206kek
>>204967059Casey Rocket?
>>204967226Seriously, who buys that shit? Gotta be wigger accounts.
>>204966911>>204966912>>204966917>>204966928>>204966931>>204966937>>204966938>>204966940lmao poorfagsget a fucking job
>>204967159are you retarted? thats a singer jay webb
>13671 OnlineIt hasn't been like that since s1
>>204967238Fax
beef bell boxing match is needed immediately
>>204967242get over it anon
>>204967235it has them. do like 5 minutes of googling and figure it out
>>204967222uhh it's a mortar anon
>CAN WE DO ONE THING SAARS
It's hilarious how Alex gets into this state where he just can't move on from a certain topic and autistically repeats himself for hours on end. What kind of tism is this?
>>204967262I don't think Burt is even in this reality right now
>>204967264Alex is going to wind up in jail.
>>204967090It's gone a little long but what could he even do? I guess he could fucking with Simbal's stuff later
>>204967252Can’t wait to watch episode 1 in 2026 then the rest in 2028 after season 5
>>204967181>IQ 160>Latent serial killer/rapist>"Dom">"Top"He's none of these things. He's a empty headed husk with delusions and fantasies.
>>204967166AB is a woman, legit
is this what women do in their room while their parents fight?
>>204967264Ted thinks he's just as pathetic and lame as other people do, it's over for him.
>>204966354Alex started based but now hes going retard
>>204967284Why would I give Jet Neptune or Sam Hyde money you stupid nigger?
SIMBAL NO!!!
>>204967272>Telekinesis>Telekinesis>Telekinesis>I'm sorry>They won't make me a rapist in 2024>Telekinesis
>>204967301It's actual autism.
Alex is overdoing it. Stop it
>>204967272>Telekinesis>Teenage pussy>I'm sorry
THIS IS KINO
>"MNAH HAAAAH", YOU LOOK RETARDEDfuckin Alex, man
>indian schemer outplays white trashunfortunately common 21st century tale
thoughts on the burt-o-lantern?
>>204967284im lazy. i want director cam.
Burt is using his skills as a cooler
Mark the time, you fucking punks.
>>204967272>that nigga Ted looking positively fuckable
Where else can I watch?
Sarr i reedeem your challenge saar
IS THE POO ABOUT TO BE FLUSHED.
>>204967263DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE THAT COMPARISON. He would 100% do that.
>>204967301a.d.h.d. so unable to focus you can mentally run in circles while still th
>>204967264He's a pussy and describes himself as such.
burt is completely frozen in place
>>204967315Payton pusy is right next to the pumpkin
>>20496730160 mg addy
JEET: mogged contestant: lost
>>204967301Low IQIts why blacks do it
Hes going to kill the jeet. I can feel him powering up.
>>204967206This is what jet is best at
>>204967266i genuinely do not recall
>>204967264he knows his place in the world
kek I come back and burt is just standing there looking schizo
>>204967298don't post that cringing frog at me you faggot, jet's notification referred to it as a grenade, so that's what i called it
>>204967301i dont understand how people dont immediately leave the room as soon as he starts it
>>204967320>Uhh why would I give them money>I just watch all the content they put out and talk about it 24/7
>>204967301Coke brain>>204967306He's probly been in jail many times for fights. He's rich so he gets bailed out
>>204967344sovl
What's the ppv.land fishtank link?
>>204967284main site doesn't even have auto cam dumb nigger
TJD ALEXCHADS gonna win this season Flush em boyy
>>204967344charming
SEND IN THE CLIPDELETE THE JEET
>send us the clipYOUR CLIPPING FUNCTION DOESN'T WORK, RETARDS
>>204967344looks like a cheerful bloke
>>204967286shh your ruining the bait dude
>>204967336non-ironically what do you want to happen right now on day 2 8pm?maybe they could talk about their social media follower-counts!!
>>204967319he'll keep going long enough for it to loop around to being based again
burt's so chill
>Alex actually made himself mad
>>204967357Cntrl+f "https" its the ppv one
Contestants are much better than season 2. Also it was a good idea to not make them aware of the live audience so we don't get a bunch of fags trying to be edgy or quirky to win over the audience
Burt about to jerk it out of confusion
>>204967387Alex has never been in a fight.
>>204967394>google ppv fishtank
ENTER
did the poo actually say he could have his candy back?
This Alex guys is 100% a thief and a liar.
>>204967420I need a director cam
I AINT NO FUCKIN THIEF
>>204967365imagine the smell
>>204967397did goran paywall the autocam or is it just gone
>>204967296Try again dickhead
>>204967394Ppv land fishtank into google and boom you got it.
>>204967344Literally me
>>204967434SAAR
When do the homeless crackheads show up
>>204967272HOL UPsmacks lipsWhat youse tryin' to say isrolls up sleevesWhat you white bois is sayingbreathes heavily through gaped teethThat we niggas canpulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistlineThat we can like get sumsnorts loudly through huge nostrilsGet sum of that you saying thatholds BBC in hands and shakes it twiceSome finnaeats skittles and KFC while having some grape drankHol up so u be sayin islicks teeth and grinsThat this little white gurl hurrAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOOsmacks lips profuselySO HOL UP HOL UPstealsSO U BE SAYINgets jiggy wit itSO HOL UP U BE SAYINeats a skittleAAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYINchecks for nearest KFCU BE SAYINcollects welfareHOL UP HOL UPlicks teeth and smacks lipsAYYYOO U BE SAYINdoes the crip walkSO U BE SAYINopens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brownHOL UP SO U BE SAYINtweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officerWE GON BEdindu.nuffinsFINNA WE GON BEsucks air through teethAYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BEpulls up sagging pantsSO WE GON BEstrokes welfare check pensivelyWE GON BEthrows gang signSOM FINNAswings from basketball hoopWE GON BEgrabs dick and shuffles left and rightSOM FINNAparticipates in a drive-by shootingHOL UP MUH NIGGUHconverts to IslamU SAYING WE GON BErepeated World Star yelling in the backgroundSOM FINNAsells crackThat THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KINGRolls a bluntAND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET
>>204966738doesnt have one
I love when guys freak out over stupid bullshit and then act like 'I'm so stupid'
>>204967394Fuck off jet
>>204967431the goon master enters the goon cave
>I WOULD RIP YOU APART SOOOOOO EASY
I want to get up but it feels like they'll fight.
Did I miss anything in the last 3 hours? Last time I was around Burt was spilling the beans about fucking that lawyer
IS THE JEET REALLY A THEIF? DID HE STEAL TE'DS CANDY?
>>204967434SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>204967446not up yet. they said it would be today
>>204967301it's not autism. it's narcissism, narcissists repeat the same conversation because they're looking for a reaction.
how much copper wire do you think alex has stolen in his lifetime
>>204967357ppv land has paid camsalso some dude posted an obs setup that works with all cams
>>204967361Looks nothing like any type of ADHD fucking retard
Alex mogs
>vance reached out to themhow the fuck wouldn't they follow his socials back to fishtank??
>>204967434Good morning sir
Erm…. Actually you couldn’t fight an ant because it’s small
>BinxShe'll probably make it far just because the retarded fanbase is already simping for her for some reason.>IanObviously the first to go. He's boring.>PaytonI'd suck a fart out of her asshole>Luke The obvious winner. Athletic, charismatic, can't be offended. Most obvious winner ever.>BurtHe'll break as soon as the tts turns on>MizzyUnfortunately for her Binx showed up and stole her niche. Never underestimate nerdy brunette girls on fishtank though.>AlexisBeing a 30 year old hag is working against her even though she's running around half naked. I have a feeling she has a mean streak. Buying low on Alexa. >La'RonHe's boring right now but he's a sassy gay guy so he has to be content eventually>TedNerdy little snake in the grass will likely be the lead villain of this season. He had no reaction to the "n-bomb" so I doubt he quits once fishtank starts. He's a skater so he can take the physical stuff. He acts faggy so the audience will despise him.>Alex BIt's blatantly obvious he's going to be like Jon/Jimmy and be incredibly entertaining for 2-3 weeks then crash out hard.>SimbalBoring but sort of devious so i'll reserve judgement. I wish they at least would have got a pajeet with an over the top cartoony accent. >SmackAin't no way she's lasting to the end. 0% chance of winning
>>204967434He's got Jimmy energy like crazy and goes on a moral crusade against the things he always does.
>I DARE YOU TO STEAL FROM ME YOU FAT BALD FUCK I COULD RIP YOU APART>Meanwhile burt:
>>204967474Need director cam
remember 3 minutes ago when alex said he was gonna stop
>says the N word>makes excuses>denies saying it>presses up pajeet for no reason>"try that on me and Luke" (only other masculine white guy)What do you call this? sleeper chud?
>>204967075better than the main site
>>204967464alex vs jeet
>>204967301general autism particularly low iq types they get caught in loops over one particular thing and can't move on from it
Thief punks BTFO'd
>>204967385I would give them money if it was reasonable and had some form of obfuscation. $60 is ridiculous, removing the director cam is lazy. I'm not giving their shitty jeet devs my credit card information
>>204967465yes
>>204967477Fuck yeah. Goon for Alex. Goon for Alex. Cum tribute Alex’s fat wife. Masturbate to the idea of Alex humiliating Ted in front of his family. Masturbate to Alex’s dead dad’s tree obituary. Fuck yeahhhh gooner. Alex’s victory over Ted in arm wrestling fueled my fucking goon like a fucking JET, FUCK YEAAAHH. I hit edge so many times last night hearing Alex’s good-ole-boy voice piercingly travel throughout the tank. He has that Louisville HUUUUUUHHHHHH drawl. Like he’d rip a fat cloud from the pipe and release it with a HUUUUHHHHHH tone while he masturbates with his wife on the Adults Plus section of Omegle. Fuuuuck yeaaah gooner.
>>204967447that's the fishtank season 1 house wtf
>>204967465Yes but got caught immediately
>>204967455Burt wouldn’t say that
He emerges, did he crank one out in record time?
>>204967447
>>204967344the mouth and nose hole are just the right size
>>204967465Yeah, he took a lot when Ted was skating last night.
>>204967489autism
>>204967431Time for Burt to Jack off Lantern
Alex reminds me of the townies where I'm from. They're the same everywhere.
Alex is gone first clearly. He already can’t handle this
>>204967464Alex B not letting the pajeet get away with his thieving ways. gypsies originally came from india
>160IQ>makes this piece of artwhats his plan?
>>204967415he's fapped out
alex gonna get his ass kicked
>>204967447>>204967511I'd watch Alexis porn
>Alex worked himself up in to a tweaker rage>now sniffling uncontrollably. He's a shining star, but he's going to fizzle out and implode.
This is all just happening in burts mind. He is lucid dreaming right now. Thats why he is moving so weird, he is literally in a dream. The chanting is to keep the connection going. Nobody is calling out his weird behaviour because from his perspective he is acting perfectly normal. All of the contenstans are the various parts of his personality.
>>204967447still a wigger
>abstractqnanon reference
>>204967458jet can't take them downhe was thoroughly buckbroken by flowstreams last season and this won't be any different
>I like things with faces on them that shouldn't have faces on them>Alex is full of beansI like Luke
I thought alex was just a chill carefree dude but he seems to have anger issues
>>204967505fishtank niggas when they see a house:
Alex turning into Weckingball>it would be SO EASY bro. SO EASY.
>>204967530time to fap
>>204967489Luke is the plant, he won't win lmao
>>204967496>no reasonhe's a jeet, that's reason enough.
Burt doesn't wash his hands after pissing
>>204967431What was the point of painting this room like a prison cell towards the end of Bitchtank?
>>204967525Nah he's jon 2.0, they'll keep his ass for content.
>>204967530he tried his best :)
>>204967496He's literally Jimmy.
>>204967496Yesterday alex said>this is a very diverse cast and i know they did that on purposeHe is a dei chud with a mexican greencard wife
>>204967464the last 30 minutes have been alex non-stop shitting on the jeet over stolen candy
>>204967496Jimmy if he was cool
>>204967508he used the power of telekinesis to forcefully extract the cum
>>204967530ditto pretending to be a pumpkin
Alex the type to jump and punch you and bite.
Burt’s pumpkin is clearly the most artistically authentic and he will win the TV
>>204967525Alex literally said day one in the confessional that he's able to cause conflict and will, at the producer's behest, provoke whoever they want
>>204967502>>204967506>>204967517 Ok then Alex is in the right.
i cannot believe the paypigs actually pay to participate in these polls
>two of the carving rooms now locked behind paywallcool competition
is Alex crying
I’m in fucking fishtank and I’m cutting squares and shit
>>204967562>pissing
>>204967592No wonder. He's being bullied here.
>>204967592might as well be
Alex deserves the prize at the end.
>>204967136works better than the main site and its all free lol
Can someone record themselves doing an Alex rant in Jons voice?
>>204967589Just pay, poor boy
>>204967543he astral projected while nutting
>>204967525He has jimmy/jon points. He’ll go back in
>>204967498>>204967527Awesome. Any highlight moments?
>>204967530those holes don't look big enough for his dick
>>204967585Alex is automatically in the right because he’s content and the jeet is nontent
Gonna go make stir fry
>>204967552To be fair, most of his tirades have some justification to them. He got dogpiled for saying nigga unfairly and he's trying to stick up for the Bike Cuck.
Alex has now crossed the point of being based into just looking like he's seething impotently
ted is the female tayleigh
>>204967562burt doesnt wash his hands after spurtin
KWAB
>>204967501I would give them money if it was crypto. Dont want these retards to have my credit card
>>204967301Whatever Jon has.
>>204967589use the m3u retard
>>204967630many such cases
>>204967573He'll say something like that and it makes him sound smart but then he'll keep talking about it and it wraps back around to him being retarded again. He thinks they're diverse because its an MTV style reality show and the network wanted someone everyone could self insert as.
>>204967615sorry jet ill just find another restreamer
>>204967489>>Luke >The obvious winner. Athletic, charismatic, can't be offended. Most obvious winner ever.I've endorsed Luke but if every elimination is done by the contestants voting, they'll see the threat he is and take him out quickly
>>204967584This is the same exact stuff that the women did when they had that "make them cry" challenge in s2. And now he himself is crying. Kino.
My timer went off and the beans are cooking
>>204967630Truly a successor to Jon’s legacy
anyone have the clip of alex saying nigga?
>>204967226>using the main sitelmfao
I watched the kick stream because it would change cameras for me... im not going to imagine watching the show now
>>204967634Fucking kek
>PWODUCT PAID FOW>PWODUCT NOT DEWIVEWED... SWEET PEA POWNK
>>204967632kek
>>204967530Iron Giant ass head
Who wins an argumentJon or Alex
>>204967554I don't know who that is but whatever makes you happy bro. Me personally, he reminds me more of ac7ionman
I feel bad for Alex, just like Jon and Jimmy, the whole house will turn on him and snake him
>>204967530he's a math guy not an artist guy. something sam couldn't understand.
NEW ARGUMENT BEGINNING
>>204967637 almost landed it
gay nigger trivia: he can't dance
>>204967530There is literally no way he’s 160iq in Mensa I don’t believe it
>>204967673lel
>>204967589at this point we cant help you. If you cant figure it out then you just have to suffer. Im tech illiterate and am watching payed cams fine
>>204967677neither, they'd be best friends.
>wipe it down JedediahWhat did Luke mean by this?
>>204967632
>>204967634lol
He won and it doesn't matter how much jeets seethe at him
Wait, who is this nigga with the cornrows
>>204967530>i wont win so i'll make something cute and simple 160 iq
Jet won
>>204967683Luke is gonna be by his side
>>204967683And it will be deserved.You can't help autistics.Their only option is suicide.
>>204967664never happened
sneed is talking about how he's going to confront alex and ian over the n word thing
>>204966451Based.
>>204967632 >Dumbgay knows and likes himYup.
>>204967252there will be no episodes for s3
>>204967530he really doesn't want to bring that crap TV home with him
>>204967677it would quickly devolve into Jon tard punching Alex
>>204967677Unstoppable force vs immovable object
>>204967630he's the type to start fights and then when it actually gets physically he whimpers away
>ted talking about bmt vids
>>204967637the no look trick. He'll get it next time
>>204967667
>>204967677depends if it turns physical, I think they're both gay and would gay out of it
>>204967677alex, jon will just scream and repeat the same shit over and over and cry. alex is a mental titan compared to jon
>>204967530reminder that it is his first time carving a pumpkin, he did a good job.
>Ted watches BMT
>>204967699I think this may still be one of the favorite caps I’ve ever taken lmao
Binx snitching on Alex saying the n word a second time last night
>>204967717>>204966451
>>204967708many people have been saying this
>>204967644yeah, it would never happen but I meant if they charged maybe $10-15 for the season and you could pay through some service like paypal, or literally anything else but their 3rd rate jeet dev. Even if they don't directly fuck with it you'd have to be retarded to trust that info with this chronic fuckup of a project/team.
>>204967712LolX
>>204967662
>>204967692He has autism IQ it doesn’t exist other than on a test
>>204967699The beautiful JC
>>204967717Ramona Flowers
Is ted a 4chan user?>monkey torture
ted is going to die at alex's hand
>>204967709for now
Is the viewer count the highest its been since S1? I remember S2 dipping down to 4k
>>204967692he is. there's pictures of a facebook post going around of him at a mensa beauty pageant or something
>>204967652He also schizoposted about how its 6 states with 2 people from each state and it might be hunger games
>>204967708>carries your show
i think i saw the monkey brain eating on Faces of Death when i was a kid. thought it was nuts
>Sneed: AND he said the "F" wordkek
>>204967740Have...Have you been listening to Alex say the exact argument over and over and over again for the last 30 minutes?Jon would cream this guy like no other.
Binx is currently seething about Alex saying slurs and plotting against him.
>>204967632the only accurate comparison to a previous fish this season has had yet
>>204967611WIDDLE MONKEHS
ted just keeps trying to fuck with alex
>>204967749hnnnggg
>I didn't come from a fucking monkeythis guy is pure gold
Please do an alex rant with Jons voice
Yo PPV.land bro, can we get an "atuocam" that follows the feed with the highest viewer count? thanks
>>204967692There's photos of him at Mensa events. He went to Columbia University before his first schizo meltdown. Got a dual degree in economics and mathematics and a masters in data science.
>13,500 viewersrecord for this season right?
I would never eat a monkey dude
>I'm not an evolution guy at all
>binx telling laron that alex said "faggot" and that ted and luke did nothing about itDROPPED
Creationist chad
>>204967740Alex seems like he might be extremely smart and is upplaying retardation to disarm people
>fishtank logo is still on the video on flowstreams but not the official site
>>204967667Same but I’m still watching
>i'm not an evolution guy at all.. heh
>>204967721He's never done that to anyone tho, punkKeep that shit to your fanfics, sweetpea
he's staring into my soul
>>204967782Ted is a lot smarter than Alex so it will work
>>204967749unbelievable fuckme eyes
>>204967767For now. S2 was high at first but dipped after Cole departed. I feel this season will too if they get rid of Burt and Alex early, but I doubt they'll do that.
>>204967772>stands up for the weak
>im not an evolution guy, at all.Alex is proto chud
>>204967777i bow to your digits and withdraw my opinion
>I'm not an evolution guy>I didn't come from no monkeywe don't deserve alex
gay nigger laying out his plan to confront alex and ian about using words when everyone gets drunk tonight. binx warning of inevitable alex denial, "uncomfortable" about his words, unsure how to proceed
>>204967782He really needs to tone it down, he's going to cause Alex to explode too early.
>>204967793who cares. you viewer count autists are annoying
>>204967525there's no way they don't carry him to final 4 or 3 unless they're idiots he is content incarnate
is there any way to change the quality on ppvland? my internet sucks so default is buffering like crazy
>>204967786literal cuckold
Too bad for the other contestants, the show is rigged, Alex will stay
>>204967791>>204967769>>204967692Mensa is just 132IQ, it's barely above normoid retard.
>>204967767Chat is free this season, boosts the number a lot.
>>204967709Nah, he's already talking shit about him with Mizzy. Brotherhood... a rie...
>>204967802Why the fuck did he marry a 42 year old Mexican orb
>>204967797she's virtue signalling. it's a woman thing
ayo nigga, wat drug you want?
>>204967830AWESOME post faggot
>>204967767>I remember S2 dipping down to 4kS2 never went below 7k. S1 went down to 5k at its lowest. This is the highest the audience has been since first week S2 which was 17k.
his status?
>>204967797Alex was right to try to get a bro alliance going. The women are always snakes.
bee movie mentioned
really really really hope that they'll start dogpiling each other soonespecially ted
>>204967762probably a sharty user
>>204967767Yes. Normietank works better than mdefanboys, whodathought?
>>204967751they've just massively overpriced the service they're selling. up the cost of fish toys and love the pass. then they could mine 10x more crypto on our machines.
is burt's left asscheek swollen?
>>204967815>Colefags still aroundIt dipped after Summer. and cole quit.
SOME CHICKEN PROTEIN SHAKES AND SOME SUPPLEMENTS
>>204967843oyakodon
>>204967843green card marriage
Of course this brainlet believes in the "muh too complex" argument, he's literally 70 IQ.
>>204967830Good I'm glad I upset you, whiny faggot.
Omg the jeet's accent slipping every so often is fucking brilliant>CAN VE HAV YOR TOOLS SAR
>>204967843he said last night it was for a green card
>>204967820I'm from /v/ and this reply is very disturbing to me
TED IS A FUCKING FAGGOT
>>204967779she's not seething, she's just tattling. but still, FUCK her now
>>204967854using telekenesis bro
>>204967832>unless they’re idiots
>>204967843greencard scam. she's getting deported as we speak as im sure someone reported it
>>204967836its a cuck show
>>204967863Hi Jet
Cant stand Ted
>>204967852>>204967868t. butthurt autists
just tuned in. wow this is boring.
>>204967761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo
>>204967683 Luke wouldn't let that stand.
>>204967797>24 hours later>woman and browns can’t get over what a drunk guy said the night before
>>204967832We've seen this 3 times already. People like Alex/Jon/Jimmy are super entertaining to the audience but they piss off the people they have to deal with and end up crashing out.
>>204967777>type-stuttering like a gay guyTedsister, you're an odd fellow, but you got a good quad
Alex wife deportation status
>>204967835no but sometimes it gets shitty for me and i dont know why. at least on the fishtank site you can change quality now.
>>204967832>The Jimmycel typed unironically
>>204967867just keep carving your pumpkin, sweetpea
>>204967793Jet’s killing of restreamers worked
>>204967862or did he stuff his underpants wtf
>>204967826Ian? When did the quiet Mexican guy say a slur?
>>204967863You're a boring faggot peter kill yourself.
>>204967867What is with the twitter tourists ITT? I remember all of you seething about Jon liking Tate as well
>>204967873i only come on this site once a year for this show. i sleep in a big bed with my girlfriend.
>>204967842Candy...personar item....too far
>>204967838Hes going to have immunity regardless. He has tons of candy and they will tell him to steal the jeets
>this looks so fucking stupid :(Alex getting bummed over his pumpkin.
god I love alex. he was made for this
>>204967888Jet Gemstone
I'd like to strangle Ted until his stupid little eyes burst and he goes into convulsions
>>204967789We're still having issues with the server and on top of that we don't want to break anything making an autocam. We'll do a test during the dead hours.
vere are yor dools sar
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton has COMPLETED her pumpkin and christened it DARYL
ted is like a female tayleighjust eternally unlikeable
>>204967772>Jon>Jimmy>AlexHow do they do it?
>>204967903People act like Jimmy was "entertaining" but that bitch lost to fucking TJ and then cried loudly outside the Fishtank after he got thrown out, maximum pussy.
>>204967903True but we need the Jon archetype. It's a staple of the show at this point.
>>204967644you should throw the ppv land dudes a fiver, they have a crypto donation option and are doing a massive deed 3 seasons in a row
>>204967712 What did Ian do lol
https://poal.me/f0p8v6https://poal.me/f0p8v6https://poal.me/f0p8v6
>>204967856this, holy shit. he needs to leave ted in the dust though. Ian has potential since luke is befriending him and people are turning against him (Ian) for some reason I haven't figured out yet
>>204967903>People like Alex/Jon/Jimmy are super entertaining to the audience but they piss off the people they have to deal with and end up crashing out.Jon and Jimmy were backstabbed by production targeting them endlessly. If they leave Alex alone he should be fine.
>>204967938>>204967939Alex would feel good to get on top of while pressing him about art, saying you want to make a Pollock on his chest. Pressing your gut up on him and imitating his accent, saying, “MAS-TER-BAY-SHIN,” while you tug yourself on top of him, engulfing his twiggy little Louisville baby bod underneath your fat piggy gut. “MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. THAAATSSS-GNAAAWWTT-AAAARRRRRT. THATS-GNAWT-ARRRTT.” Just getting up in his shit and saying “WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. THATS NOT AARRRDDD.” And when you see his little twiggy eyes looking up you with piercing hatred, look down at him and say, “YOOUUU HAAADEE MEEEEE. WHYYYDA YOUUU HAAADE MEEE.” And leave him there to tend to his businesses.
>>204967920he defended alex saying it
>>204967843Look at his Twitter page he’s obsessed with bbws
>>204967839he didn't just mention he was in mensa btw. he said he was in several high iq societies. and people like albert einstein had 160+ iqs, it's extremely rare but not unheard of
why does every team have a missing member?
>>204967946oh shit..... it begins
>>204967958He's probably offended that he has braids.
1000+ people are watching a man eat chicken...wtf is this shit
>>204967667Director cam is coming But yeah it was nice having a third one to switch back to
>>204967973extremely satanic
>>204967960>there are saars posting ITT right now
>sneaks away>gets a snackis he /ourguy/?
>>204967932>What is with the twitter tourists ITT? I remember all of you seething about Jon liking Tate as wellYou'll grow out of it.
>>204967893Just missed a long ass sperg metldown
he cute
They will find a way to give Alex immunity, he is too good to get voted off. Think about it, we don't know how much each candy type is worth, they can swing it in Alex's favor
>>204967966You had this in the chamber for a while, huh? Poor deployment.
>>204967967Really? Last night?Do you remember what he said
>>204967683>BRO DID YOU JUST STAND UP TO THE INDIAN GUY FOR STEALING FROM THE BETA MALE? YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!
The fuck is he up to?
>>204967963He is 100% going to be targeted by the rest of the house as he is the only one stirring shit up and they consider him the strongest competitionI think luke will genuinely not vote against him, but ted is gonna betray and sar is obviously going to vote for him
>>204967990cymbal is bae
Pay pays pumpkin mogs Burts
>>204967993Damn his bussy is bussin
>>204967995>immediately invokes another boogeymanGet some help bud.
>>204968005it’s been reposted six times, it’s a sexy fic tho
>>204967782[passive aggressive beta redditor
>alex hates speed
>I'm not a calm dude
Fishtank channel went live but it's just fuzzhttps://www.youtube.com/live/b70bOLh-3A8?si=JSAENTDETEGye0w5
>>204967797 Serves Ted right for not committing to the bro alliance. Luke and Alex got this. They should bring in Ian too.
Not to be crude or anything but Binx has this oldstock nephilim phenotype you rarely see nowadays, she could probably make you cum with her aryan telepathy desu
>>204966354Half of these links dont even work lmao. Where is the pirate streams?
>>204968002Until Jet fucks up the candy count, just like he did with the roses>Wait......how many snicker bars?
>>204967810I can’t stop laughing at this
>>204968025Bubble Butt from West Africa.....
where we at
>Alex, are you a degenerate drug addict, I thought you said you were high af when you entered the house?Ted is such a faggot
>>204967995>>>2016
>>204967589>Zoomers cannot figure out how to pirate contentSad! Many such cases!
>>204967946Thank you for your service Payton updater anon. Know you’re work goes not unsung.
ted is trying so hard to bully alex but he's too pathetic to even do that.
>>204967954I would but I cant register on their site. No register no dono. Flowstreams fix it and I'll buy VIP
burt has acquired paper towels
Alex doesnt like uppers because he has genuine ADHD and they calm him down with receprical affect>>204967903Jimmy was not entertaining and deserved to be kicked.Alex is not the quitter type. I can see him powering through.
Based poop.
I need to bust in Pay’s Pumpkin
>>204968020>He is 100% going to be targeted by the rest of the house as he is the only one stirring shit up and they consider him the strongest competition>I think luke will genuinely not vote against him, but ted is gonna betray and sar is obviously going to vote for him"Fair competitions" they'll find a way of delivering candy to their current content kings Burt and Alex and figure out a way to cull dead weight like Ian.
>>204967993stain on left ass cheek
his thought process?
>>204968044>aryanshe's cuban
>>204968016Alexis took that for something earlier
>>204968016telekinesis
>>204968056Burt, as his profession, is still top.
>hoes think burt pumpkin is cutehe cant stop winning
>>204968056This is great. Keep making these.
i want ted to die. he's such a homo
>>204968026>calls someone a boogeyman >acts offended that he was called a boogeyman Like I said, I won't bust your balls too much kid, since you're in the middle of a phase.
>>204968002they'll potentially kick off jeet for saying he'll give the candy back. but as tedtwink doesnt want them alex will get the lot.
Season 2 was a reflection of MDE fans and was uglySeason 3 is how normal people are and is beauitufl
>>204968022Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Smaack's pumpkin.
>>204968074when does josie show up
>>204968044She's a hispanic gutterslut
I want Mizzy to bounce on Luke's BWC and I want to watch in the corner
alex is so nice to teddy when he doesn't deserve it
>>204968056smaack has a cult following, no way she's bottom
>>204967810>her ex who you've "nothing to worry about"
>>204968056Huge points to alex b, small points to luke, negative points for ted
>>204968040streaming it on youtube would actually be good for discoverability. there probably wont be anything against youtube TOS until TTS gets turned on
>>204968095TRVKE
>>204968041luke just said in the bar he sees alex as a nuke that might backstab him
>>204968045We didn't ask.
>>204968095>Normal people
>>204968044>she could probably make you cum with her aryan telepathy desuimagine her and burt having intense telekinetic interracial sex
>>204968045we can't help because jet is lurking these threads. we're sorry.
>>204968056Alex needs a spike after tonight’s argument
>>204968074>Defends all blacks and browns from evil white men
>Makes the chud Alex seetheFuck that little KWAB. Symbol mogs.
>>204968044bitch looks mexican
>bending over in front of the camera againcome on....
>>204968044Bitch looks like she should be painted green and wearing pointed hats and shit
>>204968074Sow discord
If I was in the house I'd be begging all the girls to kick me in the nuts until I got kicked off the show.
>>204968073you are spendin your time investigating man booty
>>204968044lol without the hair and makeup she’d look like any other Miami chick. Her last name is Garcia
>>204968056Alex is above Luke, possibly even above Burt after that sperg out.
What are Payton's thoughts on this current situation?
>>204968007I didn't hear ian saying this but according to smack he said who cares if alex said it and then smack sperged out on him because ian is mexican not black
Normie /tv/ discussion. I hate how they barely ever know who directs anything
>Smaack singing My Favorite ThingsI'm finna simp
>>204968128Jet is a bitch. Hope he reads this and feels bad.
>>204968142. ..
>>204968107You're not supposed to have phones in the tank burt
>>204968142unfortunately baste
>>204967637It never ceases to amaze me. He flipped it before stepping on it. Such a smooth way to fail
>>204968162:o
>>204968056Smack has a flawless asshole. There's no way she's in last place.
>>204967951how does that not make him entertaining? TJ was also a huge pussy too
>>204968044>aryan telepathy
BURT BROS....
>alex comes up to b3 to yap and block binx out of camera viewbased
>>204968162
>>204968162>huh? Whuh?
What the fuck did I miss?
>>204968111Smack has 3 samefagging brown mutts astroturfing support, that's it
>>204968155she said she’s cuban. I imagine without the ghoul make-up she doesn’t look nearly as white
why are they calling him ALEX B?? is there another alex coming? i know theres an alexis
Alex stop scaring the hoes
>>204967344poor burt
mpv on topuse shift + < or > to cycle through camsuse https://rentry.org/mpv-clip-lua-script for clippingadddemuxer-max-bytes=50GiBdemuxer-max-back-bytes=50GiBto config so you can clip further back
>kick stream gone>log onto site>audio out of syncI'm not PAYING for SHIT
she is not getting a fucking word of alex's story
>>204968191His stomach matches her ass
>>204968184give me proof and I'll change my endorsement
>>204968089Get riled up anon.
>my pumpkin is named fred hyde
ted is going directly into a crystal as soon as his wimpy ass leaves the house. what a pussy
>>204968056alex way higher, luke slightly higher, binx plummets, smaack slightly higher, ted plummets
>>204968184This is true
>>204968204I think that's how he introduced himself
symbal talking too much. he knows he fucked up
>>204968163 I told you faggots that Ian is based. Apologize.
>mizzy thinks production will be forced to kick alex because saying the n word is a bad lookfucking kek
Mizzy is whispering about production
>>204968095This cast is full of freaks and whores who are somehow more garish than the literal 4chan chuds from s2
>>204968162>live payton reaction
>>204968201there are white people in cuba too, its a spanish colony
>>204968215she looks like keira knightley
We can now safely conclude that ted is jewish.
>>204968044Is this what Burt meant by "use telekinesis"?
>>204968224>mine is called Marquis!
Alex B doing his whole rant again, just in another room?
>>204967677alex. you forget jon quit bloodgames because he couldn't beat tj in an argument about a wolfsuit being gay
>>204966850Dungay is one of the best from s2 unbreakable spirit
IS THIS THE FACE A WOMAN MAKES WHEN SHE WANTS TO FUCK?
>>204968254>tayleigh jimface
>my pumpkin is named... peanut arbuckle! kill me
>>204968242>cope
>>204968095yea, normal people like burt and alex
alex is just wandering room to room yelling at everyone lmao
based jet
Btw the black gay was talking mad shit about how he was going to confront Alex until the Alpha walked in.
Hearing about the alex v saar situation again from alex's mouth is so good. I cant wait for him to tell it again to the others
She is soaking wet rn
>>204968010Garrybros in control
whats Payton's IQ?
>>204968275noone said that
>>204968258one trick pony has his one rant
>>204968233he did say in his confessional that he is willing to gang up on alex if everyone else does though
>>204968258whisper yelling pretty pathetically
>>204968178I dont think Burt is into that ?
House map for anyone curious btw
I TOWERED ABOVE HIM
>>204968275who said that?
>>204968283he said he'll wait until they're drunk
>>20496829398
>>204968284lol the jeet didnt give a shit
>>204968204because of alexis
>>204968293Hot
pot of greed
Kino at the bar!
>>204967677>Winning an argument against JonLiterally impossible. Even an autistic savant like IcePoseidon was forced to kneel from Jon's pure autism.
>>204968293100
alex will be gone by the end of the week
>>204968293she is a starbucks barista.
>>204968293162
>>20496829396 and propped-up by her looks
>Mizzy telling Luke other shows would kick you off for saying nigga
How is Luke feeling listening to this lol
If I've reached the level of attractiveness where gay black guys are flirting with me, what does that mean? (I am a blue eyed white guy who weighs 220lbs)
mizzy is apparently terrified of getting blacklisted for the wrong thingit's too late i'm afraid
>>20496829325
Mizzy is saying Alex will be blacklisted from all shows for saying "nigga'. This is so kino with Luke being right there.
>>204968327>I'm not NICEHe's speedrunning his Joker arc
Mizzy is explaining to Luke the consequences of Alex saying nigga on camera.
I want Alex to preach the word to me
>>204967913alex is actually funny you dumb pussy
>>204968283Mauro tier
Alex is going to end up blowing up the entire operation. If he actually said niggerfaggot on a real reality show they would have thrown him out instantly.
>>204968261It's a gay show
>>204967749She wants that green mile dick
>>204968336kek
>>204968234This season has so much potential
>>204968343Fucking lol
those guys whispering is so annoying
>>204968340yea it’s over for her
The ladies are SWARMING him!!
>>204968336fucking lol
What's the drama with Ian? I've been watching Alex
>>204968243Just realized what this webm reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ys6OTAGMnU
>>204968351>The Jimmycel typed unironically
>>204968327impossible unless they bring him back as opposing force
When will audience interaction begin?
who is alex talking about?
>>204968327Production will coddle him into week 3 at least, he's this season's Jon
>>204968234what a mark
Alex is about to put the jeet in a self defense situation
>>204968308thanks!
>>204968381JOKER ALEX
>>204968340lol
Alexis is kind of giving Heather Gay from RHOSLC
Bar cam kino
>>204968336Hahahaha
You faggots just simp for whatever stinking pheromonal tard dong crosses your path. Jon is dead in a ditch pale and bloated and meanwhile you’re all crawling hands and knees trying to catch a whiff of Alex’s Louisville Slugger musk, hoping you catch a bit of his spittle in your mouth while he talks about how he’s not a liar and he can fuck a sweet pea apart.
luke is gonna blow it
sneed keeps bitching out of calling alex out lmao
>>204968343>>204968348KEK
>>204968327yeah right, he's made the most content so far
>>204968377he kinda looks like TJ if he was middle age and not white
Women are such cancer they're literally taking pride in society not allowing you to say a word
new thread it up
baker
alex just start talking to himself
IAN IS REVOLTING
>>204968379Who are you quoting? Stupid nigger.
>>204968382I really hope it doesn’t. At least for now. The audience and their spam is 99% painfully unfunny.
>>204968281The house is mogged plus retarded.
>this bar conversationK-EYE-NO
>>204968412did you see seasons 1 and 2
>They all think they are guilty by association because Alex said the bad word
>>204968380What an absolute menace
>>204966354So Alex is a mix of Jimmy, Dunye and Jesse Pinkman?
its kind of freaky that she doesnt know we're watching her
i need la'ron/duanye fight
new >>204968431
>>204968381Alex would actually be a great shit stirring freeloader
Payton is young and naive and eating up Alex's macho man bullshit
>>204968336Fucking incredible
>>204968340She thinks not voting Alex off would make her look bad so she HAS to vote for him.
>>204968409they all hate him while simultaneously recognizing he's the most animated and entertaining person in the house, and thus will not get kicked offthe meta has been defined
>>204968401been saying this lmao based slc watcher
>>204968354Sam gassed him up too much
>>204967913without alex this season would be burt and the unwatchables
Alex is burning out faster than anyone in tank history. 48 hour arc.
>>204968437>get wannabe actors>they're all terrified of being blacklistedgood idea jet!
New>>204968469>>204968469>>204968469>>204968469
>>204967944no worries, as a dev myself i understand. thanks for all the work you been doing
>>204968377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWqKPWO5T4o
>>204968380>Demonstrate ValueThese bitches will be Engaging Physically any time now
Mizzy is genuinely stupid
>>204968336someone clip it
>>204958668>the girls are literally sharing black dick storiesclip? even payton?
>>204966354goddamnAlex cam and bar cam is fighting for my attention Jet I kneel.
>>204968445>>204968482fags
>>204968428Agreed. I dont want tts but other fishtoys would be nice if they could be subtle
>>204968308The loft is to the "right" of the penthouse and overlooks the den. The vanity connects to a different bathroom than the hallway.
>>204968382Don't know. With the nature of this season's cast not realizing it's fishtank expect a wait
>>204968496"this girl is dumb as fuck" - sam whispering to ben after mizzy's confessional
>>204968382I hope not for a long time Tts paypigs are dumb and unfunny
I died when I switched to the bedroom and there's Alex telling everyone about his jeet roasting, giving zero fucks about his pumpkin, which he's apparently done with and just left there with Ted and Jeet.
>>2049679732+2+2=63 rooms 666
both ted and luke betraying alex, its over
>>204968606alex wins out of this situation
Ian pussed out now lol what a faggot
>stealing is universally frowned up>yeah but whatever because someone else said the n-word last night Do Americans really?
>>204968517Forgot to update the bathrooms, but yeh didn't know about the loft alignment, since it's the only room on the floor I just couldn't be bothered with a new floor
>multiple people saying they will quit the show if the guy who said nigga doesn't leave because they are worried what people outside will say
>>204968379i don't like jimmy retard
>>204968606 Alex is literally in the position Cole was and Cole became fan favorite
>>204968658Frowned upon*
alex is 100% gonna get voted off first if he doesn't get an immunity win. jet, rig this
>>204968658Why are you using Fishtank as a metric for our entire country?
>>204968741GIVE ALEX IMMUNITY!!!
>>204968741No way in fuck are they actually going to do a vote elimination.
>>204968837they are. it's challenges for immunity, vote for kick off
>>204968750 NTA but literally half your country is like this. This is why Kamala has a chance of winning despite being a retard.
>>204968128God damnit. I hate that fat bald faggot. Paywalling all the good food. Any hints? Don't say lurk. I'll never lurk that hard. Too busy watching.
>>204968837they have to to sell it
>>204968741Jet, I swear if Alex gets eliminated, at least this early, I'm going to book a transatlantic flight and eliminate you
Luke said he wants to steal from Alex?
>>204968136Literally how my weak ass father behaves
>>204968938I thought he was talking about Pajeet.
This season is a massive W for Hagwaffen
>>204968606Payton spreading Alex's news about the jeet and Luke is trying to figure out where jeet hid his stashthe sneaky bar plotters want to steal Simbal's candy, if I understood their whispering correctly
