Ruins the show because he has TikTok levels of patience edition /ftl/ News• Alex has not stopped talking since entering the house• The jeet is going feral• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Ted can’t skate (poser)• Alex is on bottom of the dogpile for saying the N-Word While Drunk• Elimination challenge: Person with the least candy gets kicked off the show• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlist (no audio on premium)https://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205006786
will he ever redeem?
https://x.com/gregoryvonschmo/status/1851365483708142026burt is the only content
>they are now all getting popcorn
>>205007829yeah she is
>now invest 80 k into mics without testing.>okay now end the season gimmick 2 weeks early.> make sure its on Tuesday afternoon. perfect
you guys are in the wrong thread go here >>205008203
>>205008307MKUltra Zero
>No.>He's close, man.>He's real close...
>Ah, you know, Sam... there's just one little thing that's been bugging me. See, the folks tuned in expecting the show, right? The drama, the suspense, the thrill... not the man behind the curtain. And I can't help but wonder... why'd you wanna go and spoil all the fun?
Honest question, how many black bulls here besides me? I'm finally feeling comfortable enough to come out of my shell. Been posting in /ftl/ since season 1 but haven't felt comfortable enough to talk about my actual race until now
>>205008421kek
Can someone restream this shit preferably not on kick because the staff is gonna instant ban you.
>episode 1 is live on huluholy shit are they gonna keep the bit
>his name is simmonskek
this is great
guys i cant handle the cringe
>>205008224I TAKE IT ALL BACK JET YOU'RE ADVANCING CULTURE RIGHT NOW
10x better than just telling them its fishtank
>>205008224>Ian's part comes on TV>everyone talks over itkek can't make this shit up
I have an overwhelming desire to strangle the cunts that keep screeching every 30 seconds, shut up and watch the tv for FUCKS sake
The rug pull is gonna be so fucking good.
they are hooked in, massive Jet W
That was genius. Genuinely impressed. Bravo, production.
>>205009259Stop whining retard
I missed the past 1-2 hours what happened
lesing out in confessional they are basically fucking each other
>>205009247im pretty sure they made it quieter intentionally
>saar where are scenes of being me in them?
>>205009324kino
This is already the most insane season
>it instantly has all gone of their heads that they're famouswe are in for kino.
>>205009324Famous House is trending on Hulu.
>Simbal completely excluded Kek
>they fixed the "it's live" fuck up by saying it's airing on HuluJET I KNEEL
just tuned in what did they show
>>205009288All I’ve been asking since season 1 was a cast who had no clue what they were in for. I’m unironically so happy right now. I can’t wait for TTS and freeloaders
>>205009324simmons returned as the new editor.
>>205009419I never noticed lmao
is there a way to find it on hulu i subbed and search but cant find?
>>205009419I didn't even notice that. Fucking kek!
I Kneel Goran, you bow to no one
>>205009436all the confessional stuff on day 1 was edited into a promo / intro to Famous House like a real reality show. they are trending on Hulu. they think they are actually famous
The girls are literally crying tears of joy thinking this is real
they are being built up so high right now. the crash is going to be amazing
might need to swap VPNs? I see it on mineFrom Botswana if that matters
>>205009419>asks to "text a loved one to celebrate" immediately after i dont think he even noticed jej
What did they show them on the TV?
Arigatou, Simmons-san.
EVERYONE THANK SIMMOMS RIGHT NOW!
>THIS IS A PART OF HISTORY
>there's never been a show that edits each episode the day before
>>205009519man this is getting borderline unethical
>>205009550Find a restream and go back like 15 minutes
y is mizzy so small
>>205009550Clips of the 1st day with some shitty ass CGI Intro and the fishes FELL for it
we are going to get some peak reality slop tonight now that they think they need to play it up for drama.
post yfw the Neptunian Chemo
>>205009608this is exactly what the pitch of fishtank was
Enough Jet ass kissingLet's thank the real star here
I LOVE FAMOUS HOUSE
Luke definitely doesn't believe this
almost all of the are faking it btw.still nice though.
What's his IQ now? 300?
ALMOST feeling bad for payton
they shouldve included clips from the room cams
Holy shit this is actually Sam’s best stunt yet. They ALL 100% believe it
>>205009652I kneel Goran
it's only up from here smaackheads
>>205009652
they believe it all. I love it.Luke is such a good actor to not laugh at all these insane things that are clearly red flags to anyone even half suspicious
>>205008224>Ruins the show because he has TikTok levels of patience edition
>>205009663THANK YOU BEN
>all the edits cut immediatly when cymbal walks into the shot
burt is finally smiling :)
bro im feeling bad for burt LMAO bro was jumping from excitement watching the tv
Burt is going to stab the production team if he finds out
>>205009674Luke must be having the time of his life being the mole during all this
Happy Burt!
Mizzy and Alexis are whispering to each other in the den. Do they know it's a lie?
>>205009638>We need people who want to go on reality tv to get famous Boy Sam was right about that
>>205009674>payton: haha alex you are one of a kind bro
THE JEET LOOKS SO FUCKING PISSED LMAOOOOOO
>>205009608they did this with season 1 saying Mr. Beast retweeted it and that hundreds of thousands were watching.its just that the only 1s dumb enough to believe it on s1 was jon and simmons, it just so happens that this season has 12 peopel that want to be famous just as much as jon to believe this
>>205009663
You have to admit that Luke is doing an amazing fucking job not giving up the game.
>>205009523they finally got it right.I was so worried we were going to have another squidward situation. That would have reduced the kino by at least 75%...These people genuinely think this is a real show
>I will not be a page in someone else's history bookthis world and beyond
happy smaack!
>>205009688everyone marking out here is pretty funny
>>205009324Fucking kino bro
>>205009521people this obsessed with fame deserve what's coming to them
they should've just said they got picked up by hulu based on the social cut instead of saying the first episode already came out.
Smack's asshole is a gamechanger. Knowing that little delicious sphere of perfection is cozily nestled between those tasty plump peaches? It gives her an angelic aura. She's the highlight of the show so far for certain.
>girls talking about simbal not having an introthey think he's the plant now
>>205009703even luke?
>>205009688Yea half of them are actors and the other half don't buy it kek
>>205009663ya jet didn't do shitben is saving ftl
>ep2 preview>theres a clip of liza but you cant hear anything shes saying
>>205009729>>205009735this for real bums me out, i hope he enjoys this moment because it isn't gonna last :(
>>205009536he noticed, just hoping no one else did (i don't think they did, maybe luke)
EVEN BURT IS EXCITED, DOING THE AUTISTIX ARMS SHAKING LOL
>>205008701https://ppv.land/fthas paypig cams
>>205009743He's definitely more involved in the production for this season
i don't want hellhouse for any of these people besides simbali like this cast too much, they're shockingly endearing.
>>205009674I almost feel bad for them
alex will not shut up about the captions for the rest of the day
>>205009735NOOOOOOOO LMAOOOOOO
>>205009550their intros and some day one clips edited to look like a proper reality tv show
>>205009489The galaxy gas gave him galaxy brain
>>205009716i wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face around the jeet after this
Like clay in my hands.
I love this cast rn desu
>>205009663Post Ben edits.
>>205009733lol he's hyping them up and saying it was awesome
All Ian does is fucking eat. No wonder he's so fat
>>205009744My 20 year-old Dyke Model Girlfriend will be a spin off.
>>205009663He's been doing so good
People said I was coping last thread.KNEEL YOU SHITS
Whats the likelihood of them being sued
>>205009766agreed.I get wanting money, but wanting fame is psychotic
>>205009687Lukes knows about the show, he's even made art that's basically fanart
>>205009774>they think he's the plant nowcan you imagine the shit they're about to pull if they think that
Jet, get a camera by the island. This sucks, Alex is the only one that ever goes by this camera.
Hey guys. Symbol here. The show doesn't look that good.
yes well done sam well doneHowever.
Alex pointed at the camera. Does he know?
i wish famous house was real bros :(
>>205009771Facts. I've decided to become liberal for real because of her. Peter Theil, I kneel.
>>205009804
I just realized Ian is also a pajeet
>>205009768yeah. that was retarded. the fish are going to figure it out.
>>205008383GUESS WHAT
>>205009663Thank you Ben/Xavier Keep jet in the basement where he belongs
Official /ftl/ broads tier list[UPDATED]SS: Bliccy, Alexis, Kalei, JackieS: Trish, Letty, CreatureA: Betty, Abi, Mizzy, CKB: Binx, Payton, Ella, JCC: Taylor, Summer, Kato, DelaneyD: Sylvia, Smaack, Juliana, NiftyF: Josie, Tayleigh, Meg, Haley, Claire, ShadiAm I missing anyone?
>>205009817everyone saw it coming dude, it was obvious
>Can act the most normie of all the crew>Looks like a producer>Cleans up well>Not at the house at the start so noone knows who she isShe's the 'executive producer'
>>205009783who the fuck is liza
i'd feel bad for sambal if he weren't indian
>>205009729>luke
>>205009750he is the glue
Alright, enough sucking Jet's dick. Let's thank the REAL brains behind the operation
>>205009828alexphiles.. whats up
>>205009771smaack is a goddess
>>205009847beaner
>>205009550gay guys hugging and kissing haha nawww im just messin around they played a three ish minute edited cut of the first day have a good one man
>>205009842It is :)
>>205009750between that, his scheming, getting annoyed with alex, and his kino webcomics...I'm thinkin Luke
GUYS I JUST GOT A CALL FROM DESTINY SIMMONS IS DROPPING THE SAM LAWSUIT ITS HAPPENING
Simbal is shaping up to be the meanest contestant treatment yet. At least with stuff like Letty it was obvious that they were fucking with her constantly as a bit because they knew she could take it. Everyone just treats Simbal with a distant disdain and wishes he wasn't here.
>>205009853coal burner
>>205009735favorite part about burt is instead of spinning or swinging his stims are pelvic thrusting and scratching his ass with both hands
>>205009652Goran-sama, I kneel
Yet again, the viewers are the fish.bravo, jet.making them believe that the actors believe it is real. BRAVO!
>>205009663he is the man
>>205009817
pay > smack > binx >>>> mizzy >>>>>>> alexis
i really hope jet doesn't expect these people to want to keep in touch with him after this
>>205009853Nick is the executive producer
>>205009687no shit he's the plant
will Jet & Sam even be able to break even on this endeavor after the inevitable lawsuits?
>>205009687Luke is the plantHe knows this is fishtank
>>205008224The reveal is going to be FUCKING BRUTAL.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
did they omit the jeet from the whole trailer? i dont remember seeing him at all
>>205009663THANK YOU BENLOCKING BABY JET INEPTITUDE IN HIS BASEMENT CRIB SAVED FTLTHANK YOU
>>205009851Your list sucks just stop posting and kys loser
>>205009865Is he involved with production?
>>205009663beautiful talented princess
LAZY EYE
>>205009869
>>205009735He's going to legitimately kill Jet or Sam when he finds out all of this was a ruse cruise
just woke up.someone give me the rundown what happen in the past 5 hours
>They think they're getting a nice checkLOL
>>205009828this is the least thought out camera in the house, fuck you jet
...Simbal Status...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
>>205009793does he really 100% buy it?
>>205009852>Every reply was disagreementSure faggot
>>205009586also literally big brother does 3 episodes a week kek
>>205009854the elelphant legs girl that whispers idk her name
Luke's laying it on a bit thick...
>>205009851SSS: Smaack!
>>205009853she should walk around during the night as the pink shark just to spook them
>>205009550They also salvaged Sam telling the girls the show was live by saying the show is "live" on Hulu with episode 1 already being released.
>we gettin a nice checkHAHAHA
>we'll get a nice checkyeah, a reality check
>>205009917disgusting disfigured mutt
80 percent of these guys aren't staying when "hellhouse" starts.
I really dislike Alexis more and more as time goes on.
>>205009911Yeah, he's a writer
>>205009735LMAOO
>>205009791Too late. This season is going to be pure evil.
>simbal being absent from the edit will lead to them thinking he's a plant and getting him voted off first
>>205009735always happy to see an autistic BNWO BBC king stimming and tapping his happy toesies
>>205009904>everyone in episode 1>even ian>not simbalINDIA LOST LOLOLOL
>>205009900This looks so weird. Is this another new AI service?
>>205009877dark Simbal rises
Simmons fucking won
>>205009735:(
people are really celebrating 10 minutes of the show being entertaining and then back to nontent? no tts/fishtoys is really boring
confessional KINO right now
the dark horse of s3. his time will come.
https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1851373917480366390link to the video they saw without the screaming
>Tim is the Excutive Producerlmao. Joker 2 really failed that hard?
You guys see Ian!? He is so pumped right now! Proud of him.
>>205009848Absolutely notThese fish are massively retarded
>>205009877the best part is he did it to himself, production didn't egg it on at all except for one bit but they were all entrenched in hating him by then
My fault Jet and Sam
>>205009927>>205009925woah what are teh odds
Did any of the others notice and tell the pajeet he wasn't in the video?
>>205009925>>205009927Has anyone in the house acknowledged his absence in the episode?
>>205009905Yeah kek
>>205009851
>>205009928most of them seem to
LMAO WHO AUNTIE THIS IS
>>205009917>poses as a skater for 2 months>this is her profile pictureI hate women, especially smaack.
they should extend this season for another three weeks so that it covers christmas.
jesus the egos just fucking tripled for half these people
>>205009917jorking my peanits to this
>>205009970Let the sunk costoids have their fun while it lasts.
>>205009762she's so cute bros
FORMAL REQUEST FOR BEN TO GIVE THE PAJEET A GIFT CARD FOR HIM TO REDEEM FOR CANDY. HE NEEDS TO REMAIN UNTIL TTS AS YOU WILL EARN MORE MONEY THROUGH THE PAY PIGS CALLING HIM A JEET. DO THE NEEDFUL BEN. REDEEM THE IDEA.
>>205009925>>205009927MOOOOOOOOOOT
>>205009729>>205009735Burt's the fan favorite. Sam'll give him a job. He'll be fine. Its Simbal who's gonna snap.
stannis posting in the confessional
>>205009945>yeah, a reality check
>>205009735I love this bisexual, autistic giga nigga like you wouldn't believe
Damn I wish I could work on shit like this with my bros, I’m actually envious of the wiggers.
Has Poojeet complained about having no airtime yet or is it still brewing?
Ladies and gentleman, the executive producer and mastermind behind Famous House!
>>205009970shut the fuck up
>>205009853just threw up in my mouth a bit
>>205009970You're right anon we need more JJJJJJJJJJJ and vertical bar TTses drowning out the audio
>>205009735they're all going to leave when they realize they're not getting those hulu checks
>>205009967Ben from around the world is my favorite edits. Black Ben and Chinese Ben are peak
>bitch stop following me
>Alexis trauma dumping Lol
>>205009663Ben rocks
>all the normies sperging about being famoose>Ian silently making his meal wondering when he gets to sleep again What a king.
>>205009994He is forgotten...
mizzy is about to have a fucking panic attack about it already being out lol
A dancing with the stars challenge where the fish all have to team up with a partner and come up with a dance routine would be funny.
>>205009945LMAO
>>205009851>F: Josie
>>205009851Shadi is SS tier
>>205009918Nah dude's gonna win. Like with Josie I knew it at the first autistic display.
the revelation is gonna be so fucked
alex is gassing himself up so fucking hard lmao
>>205009904Starting to feel kind of bad for this guy
>>205010039i could be vancehe's literally me.
>>205010042he's probably afraid to mention it to them
>>205010044Wait till they find out about the incest
>>205009970Social Competition is ON
What's going through Simbal's head right now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMDFjtHIol0
>>205010024true, it would be disappointing to lose him before tts harassment. but jet runs fair competitions
>>205009893smaack >>>> pay > mizzy > binx >>>>>>>>> alexis
literally me on the right
>>205010076you mean kino
>>205009904>>205009905that's what he gets for wanting to bring more of them by the boatload
I’m starting to feel really bad for these guys. Abusing autistic fanboys is a little different I guess
>>205009970give it time anon, it's coming
>>205009977lmao this nigga just did an interview with jd vance
>>205010018all the better when they get rugpulled
do you think any of them will sue once the season is over?
they need to press simbal on not being in the edit. make it happen ben
>>205010051kek
>>205010054
>ian's whole clip was just him saying he's nervousLOL
>>205010051she's so happy with the hulu news she wants to get knocked up
>>205009851Summer better be C for Crazy because puker is hot as hell
>>205009663o7
>>205010086A poop-covered bullet
what will be the reaction from the marks when the fish are so fame hungry that they don't really care they're actually on a gaslight show
>director cam still not working because they havent found someone to man it
how the fuck did alexis manage to make the conversation go from happiness about the prospects of their careers to insanely depressing talking about her miscarriage in record time
>>205009970There's always a couple of you every thread lol
>>205010086"Please help me sir"
alex forgot all about the candy stealing and this moment is the new moment he will talk about for the next 18 hours.
>>205010093is Ian this season Cole?
Alexis is so fucking annoying, I hope she cries when they finally pull the rug out from under her fat ass.
THE MAESTRO
>>205010108Absolutely
>>205009970you’re the worst type of fishtank fan god damn
why does she like Alex so much
>>205010093KINO
>>205010108i hope so
>>205009893I can tell you haven't seen Smack's asshole.
>>205010093why doesn't anybody even try to engage with the poor guy? He arrived at the house last and has just been entirely ignored lmao
>>205010108lawsuits won't get anywhere, they sold themselves via the contract
>>205009920They had a "reveal"Everyone was freaking out they were going to tell them about fishtankThey instead showed them an edited promo for "the first episode" which they told them is live on huluAll the fish are ridiny cloud nine except the jeet, who was deviously "forgotten" entirely from the edit lol
>>205010116nobody even cheered for him
>>205009893Smaack>Binx>Payton>Mizzy>Alexis
payton :'(
PAYTON IS LOSING IT HAHAHA
>>205010128It's a shame she has that restraining order on Jet, she's the best for the job!
>>205009853If he's not doing Scuffed Realtor it'll be Nick. Mind you Nick can do Scuffed Realtor anywhere, so who cares? Maybe Schultz?
>MOM I'M ON HULU>LOVE YOU SIMMONSholy shit this is cruel hahahaha
>>205010024THIS THIS THIS DO IT PLEASE PRINCESS BEN
i feel bad for payton bros....she's too pure
I'm literally Joker laughing
>>205009970shut up bitch
>>205010100don't be parasocial you just learned these people exist 2 days ago and they are free to leave any time
>>205009735>I'M FINALLY GONNA PLAY THE RAPIST THAT KILLS!!!
>>205009817I KNEEEL
>>205010146She's a Twitch streamer, she loves simps. Be nice to Alex and he'll be an uber simp.
Payton is gonna break down once the pen drops
>>205010167what room?
>I'm on hulu!>love you simmons!
This far and away the most evil thing they've done. Including all of season 2.
>>205010151he’s not making an effort to establish himself as anything, everyone else has defining characteristics
>>205010140You women truly are the most vitriolic towards your own Sex.
>>205010116how the fuck is this guy trying to be an actor? lol
>>205010134KEKKKKKKKKK that's what Sam says!
>>205010139How have Cole haters warped reality for themselves?
Jet this is amazing I kneel Sir
>>205010086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIjTFt6XmFM
i kinda feel bad for payton :(
>>205010141he looks like Eric Roberts in the Doctor Who TV Movie
>>205010146Alex fucks
theyre slowly antagonizing simbal, he will be a late game villain for sure
Paytons confessional was so cringe to watch, she’ll definitely be first to go
so there are 2 cameras covering the kitchen island and both just show their backs from 10 feet away?
>>205008224I want to fuck the dyke out of this payton chick.
>>205010128I know just the guy
Legally speaking are they gonna get away with this, especially with the nudity slip ups?
>>205009976Damn this nigga ASHY
>>205010184fucking kek
i feel so bad for payton
EXAMPLE OF A BAD POST>payton is losing itEXAMPLE OF A GOOD POST>payton is losing it in the den>DEN payton is losing it
One of us needs to go to the famous house and tell the fish the truth. THAT would be fucking crazy, just ruin production's evil plan...
If the executive producer is Fatty he would erase everything they've set up.
People thanking Jet like he’s writing any of this is crazy. You should be thanking Xavier.
>>205010140she will unironically be one of the few who doesn't give a shit
>>205010222he's getting booted first
>>205009788y no director
>>205010196this is so fucked up. i can't believe it worked
SAM AND JETI FUCKING KNEELNEPTUNIAN KINOOOOO
>>205010214Why?
>>205010183they're clearly being deceived about the premise of the show. don't you think if they knew the reality, and who was watching, that they would choose to leave?
Zamn, Smaacks ass got a nigga hypnotized
>>205010130some emotionally damaged people steer conversations to talking about themselves so they can feel better it's not that uncommon
How pissed off do you think they're gonna be when they leave and get the full picture? Do you think any of them will take legal action?
Binx!
>>205010230mtndewmike!
>>205010222so who's going first then?
whats happening right now
alex talking about the cops, they were swatted? LMAO how did they not know it was live
>Jet Neptune 0.1 seconds after telling Burt he's on a prank show
>>205010231Depends what's in the contracts I guess.
>>205009970Yeah, like what is this show if I can't hear "Wild Randy" three times a day and clan shoutouts!?
>>205010183I guess. Creating a false reality to destroy for a literal schizophrenic guy is kinda far though.
>>205009970shut the fuck up nigger faggot that's easily the worst part of the showit's been so much better without itYOU AREN'T PART OF THE CREW, APERTURE
>>205010196Fuck, dude
>>205009970tts is the worst parts of fishtank. literally 80iq retards shitting in your brain with their le epic funny reddit tts JJJ ||| no wonder you like it.
mega64 is dead btw
>>205010155fucking LOL>everyone is happy >see burt show some emotion >jeet is being hated on even by staffthanks anon
Binx knows thats why she didn't react
>>205010214why?
>>205010219Frequently
>>205010116i love him
Scuffed Realtor is tonight. The executive can't be Schultz or Nick.
>>205010189>>205010196>>205010214She’ll either learn an important lesson about show business, or absolutely crack once the curtain is dropped
POST THE .m3u8 FOR DIRECTOR CAM PLEASE
>>205010219This guy mogs cloudsprout
>>205010115I unironically fucking hate Ian.anti-social thoughtless fat beaner who just eats and sleeps all day and dresses like a nikker. hopefully he necks himself.
>>205010222The Jeet and the other gay black Sneed are useless Ian too, get rid of them.
>>205010199How? It's fucking hilarious lmao
alex really follows binx around now
>>205010231goyim dont be readin they contracts
>>205010231people seem to think the contract will cover them but I'm not sure it will hold up if they can argue they were misled
>>205010239agreed (posted live from the goon cave)
>do you think they'll have a dance off?LMAO Alexgang
Alex is so impressed by the show being edited so quickly. If he had a 143 iq he would realize this is all bullshit
all of this is going to have lasting detrimental effects on burts mental health
>>205010222>slowlythe entire house is naturally against him and it’s day 3
>>205010219he eats a lot of ass according his newly wed wife's tik tok
>>205010203I'm a 24 year old homie, retard.
>>205010214why
theres a shocking amount of people here who apparently never watched jet and sams original pitch/idea for fishtank. this is how it was supposed to be, bar for bar. S1 and S2 were practice and proof of concept.
>alex talking about how theres no show that gets edited that fast
>>205010171She would be awful at it, she would just follow Luke around the whole time.
>>205010086>saars please redeem the forget
>>205010254fr fr boutta make dat hoe my libtard skater bitchwife
>>205010269
So they're going to destroy the house when they find out everything was fake, right?
>>205010305
>>205009970I hate you
APOLOGIZE!MUAHAHAHAHAHA
>>205010108The contract should be ironclad for that, but Bill Ottman is basically half wigger himself, so who knows.
>>205010298Only one man for the job
>>205010295I didnt need or want to see that
>>205010310what caused this? people were saying he got longhoused
>>205010214is that because you think she's hot and you wanna fuck her?
>>205010006it's so easy to psychoanalyze. got abused as a child and became his mom, sad.
Oh cool, the winner is here!
Written by Xavier RavenbloodDirected by Benjamin TaylorFamous House
>>205010261i think the whole candy thing is bullshit, someone will leave willingly after the reveal, probably one of the girls like smack or some shit
I can't believe manbaby Neptune pulled it off
>>205009970>tiktok zoom zoom needs his content NOW!
MIZZY IS STILL WHISPERING! kick this whore>>205010155>Everyone was freaking out they were going to tell them about fishtankto be fair the announcement did say they were going to reveal it was fishtank
>>205010239thanks Ben
>>205010100Why don't you go back to Facebook if you love normies so much?
>>205009948Not when they start lying and telling them that they have thousands of fans
Hulu is an American subscription streaming media service owned by Disney Streaming, a subsidiary of the Disney Entertainment segment of The Walt Disney Company.>50 million users>40 billion usd evaluation
entire house is giddy with excitement about being on hulu and the prospect of becoming famous>meanwhile
>>205010339>still doesn't know its bs
>>205010258What would her feet smell like?
>>205010332Then why are you typing like a woman and homie? What are you a gay black 24 year old man from the Bronx?
>>205009735>humps the air
>>205010340That's what I want!
burt thought "streaming" in the contract meant networks like peacock
Have they been told what the room cameras are for? Considering the edit was designed to "prove" that they're not using that footage
>>205009893Reverse that and its correct
>>205010196This is so wrong
>Alex telling everyone to notice that Simbal wasn't in the edit8D Chess
>>205010061>being a josiepedo in 2024Get with the times grandpa
>>205010322not even 160 IQ burt has a fucking clue
>>205010269Yakuburt is well within his rights to end Jet's miserable existence
Simbal on suicide watch
>>205010253go back to red ditnormies deserve mental anguish
>>205010298it’s clearly fatty based on the video earlier
>>205010298holy shit i can't take that dude seriously
>>205010383sour
Who's going to have the worst reaction when they're told the truth?
>>205010298It’s obviously Xavier people are dumb
ALEX NOTICED THE JEET WAS MISSING
alex knows simple korma was missing
Burt is going to be traumatized for life. He already has a faulty grip on reality. He’s going to be thinking his whole life is a Truman Show that’s just waiting to give him a twist
>>205010011normal people don't want it to cover christmas. normal people won't stay over christmas.
>>205010371if you want to hear what she has to say so bad then doesnt that mean shes interesting and should stay?
>>205009852rewriting history
>>205010418probably Burt
WAY UP WAY UP WE GOOOBEEN UP AND DOWN THAT ROOOAD
>>205010299yeah guess this is still better than being a cumdump for hollywood agents for a couple of years and being institutionalized after breaking down
Here’s the full reveal for any of you that missed ithttps://gofile.io/d/qAU4tE
>>205010366It's going to be Luke. Do people still not know he's the plant?
>>205010418probably the girl who showed her coochie
>>205010364>bravo jet!
>>205010307It's evil AND hilarious, Anon. They've all been gaslit into thinking they're on Hulu and they're going to be famous when they leave, when in reality they're actually on Jet Neptune's racist internet show and will have their future careers ruined by being associated with pariah Sam Hyde.
>>205010298Xavier or Jimmy.
Burt is going to be getting so much employment from fishtank fans after this, unironically his best career choice
>>205010285QRD?
>>205010196I KNEEEL GORAN PLEASE LET ME BREATHEhttps://youtu.be/QT13kk8HDDo
>>205010402You underestimate my multitasking abilities.
Only person I feel bad for is Payton, she's too innocent for the rugpull.
VANCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON FRAMW STABILIZATION
>>205010284it's literally what makes fishtank different from every other shitty reality show. we're just watching big brother/real world right now
>>205010418Ian for sure. He might even frown.
>>205010269The best outcome would be another Jet rape
qrd on today? pretty please
>>205010383probably not as fragrant as smaack's desu
>>205010418I don't think they will necessarily. They'll try what they did during S1 and gaslight them into it being some financial decision why they have to start doing fucked up stuff
>>205010380Don't pretend anyone here would react differently
>>205010388he's excited about the publicity. He's not going to be disappointed. Rich RWish degenerates are going to blow up his Meet Daddy Burt button.
>>205010418It's gotta be Smack, she already lost her shit at the nigger word
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXDW8Wyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXDW8Wyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXDW8Wye
>>205010415I'd suck that shit like a warhead honestly.
>>205010355god i wish
>>205010261>>205010366Ian maybe? he makes Mauro seem interesting
>>205010239Fix your Director cam.
>>205010424I do feel bad for him as a fellow black man but I think he will be alright. I'm sure he's been through worse
>>205010418payton will 100% cry for an hour but burt may kill ben
>>205010196i love how retarded she is
>>205010450The beautiful Binx
>>205010449keep it
>/bant/rannies are already doxing Alex's dad
>guys we're the OG cast
>WE'RE THE OG CASTLMAO
>den is 5fpsthe rest of the cams are fine
>>205010047YEEEES! Oh my god I miss that so much!Wild Randy anyone?? hahaha!!!
>OG CAST lel
>>205010445sales down 80%, they're broke, rocco is crying, wont last more than a couple of weeks. they're doing a goodbye stream right now begging for donations to survive.
>>205010462show fakeout on the audience
>>205009898i gorantee you they all signed contracts and cant sue for shit.
>They think they're the OG castHAHAHAHAHA
>>205010418>burt showed some emotion for once when showed>once they drop the truth bomb, burt will start raping everyone even jet
>>205010384You're projecting, go watch Burt jerk it again you faggot.
>>205010371They do a little trolling
>burt snaps and tries to hurt the other fish>Sam has to take him down>chokes him with a knee to the neck
OG CAST
>>205010449imaging feeling that clamp down on you fuggin cawk b
>>205010454>Payton>InnocentLOL
>>205010427im just not changing cams and she and payton were the only ones in the den
>>205010449>19 years old, barista college drop out who thinks she made iti like payton but KEK
WOOOOO WE ARE THE OG SEASON!!!!SEASON 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these roastoids are giving me a headache
>>205009853>>205010298>Showbiz Chrizhttps://youtube.com/shorts/pB_e6kB_Igw?si=u71yMxVZnAxDpLIp
>>205010445algorithm death. sustaining on a pretty decent patreon.
Why does he look like that
>>205010462see>>205010436
JEET BREAKDOWNS TO BULLYING IAN IN KITCHEN. BEN TELL THE JEET THAT YOU'RE SORRY YOU FORGOT HIM IN THE TRAILER SO YOU GIVE HIM A GIFT CARD TO REDEEM FOR CANDY. COME ON THIS WRITES ITSELF
Vinny is the executive director but you didn't hear this from me-Anonymous
mizzy is freaking out in pure whispers in payton's ear
>>205009974unironically this is possible. He's the only true introvert here, around week 2 or 3 he will show his true power
>>205010418burt might actually try to kill jet
why are they all excited about the show now? what happened?
>>205010222he should fuck off, nobody wants to see pajeets
>They're already talking about how they're the first cast and will probably be part of cast reunions in the futuregod damn, bro
>>205010418One of the girls, but Bert will be the most unpredictable he's a 250lb giga nigga being pumped with prep to keep his pool aids at bay.
Mindbreak Payton into being a Fishtank regular would be kino
the plan was to not eliminate anyone the first two weeks and only do eliminations after the hell house aspect was revealed.luke was going to say the n word the first week right before the first “real” elimination” and get booted. alex kinda fucked it up though by doing it first.
>>205010239i agree with this in my bedroom
>>205010529is that tayleigh?
>they are thinking too hard about it airing too fastoh nonono
>>205010380fame has nothing on family
>>205010364I KNEEL JET
Pls post smaacks bubbly butt
>>205010436this pic is from when sam zoomed into his face. we have the screencap from the website of the camera covering his face
>>205010436thank you my savior
>>205010418depends on what "the truth" isthat its livestreamed? probably mizzythat its hosted by a bunch of chuds? probably smaackthat none of them are going to be famous? probably ron
>We're the OG cast>Vance walks inthat would've been peak KINO
Perfect Payton is too pure
>>205010542Sam and Ben gaslit them into thinking they're on Hulu
Smaackheads you better be clipping this shit
>>205010534who
They actually believe it. I thought they were playing it up but I think they actually believe this is a legit production.I kneel wiggers. I have faith renewed.
mizzy is fucking whining to payton and bringing down her excitement what a CUNT
>>205010529spenny?
>>205010285Damn, not surprised. They made good stuff but I haven't seen anything from them in like 10 years.
>>205010569>love you simmons
>>205010529beaker from the muppet show
>>205010542Sam told them it was fishtank.live
>Binx said she wants memes of herBinx said she wants memes of her>Binx said she wants memes of herBinx said she wants memes of her>Binx said she wants memes of herBinx said she wants memes of her>Binx said she wants memes of herBinx said she wants memes of her
>>205010581thanks
>>205010569SIMMONS IS IN!
>>205010285Really? I thought they had loyal paypigs? Sure they're probably in their 30s and 40s by now but still.
>>205010205he might just be a wigger plant. something that is common in browns is a lack of forethought and realistic self-appraisal, which you might even call an advantage in certain respects - he doesn't think before he does. He applied for the show and is just riding it out even though he's absolute shit at it. Sometimes nobody else shows up and you automatically win.
>>205010570And then dig deep for the rosebud!
>and people are gonna, like, make memes about us nowAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHQHHAHQHQHQTHIS IS FUCKING EVILI FUCKING LOVE THISI FUCKING LOVE YOU JETI'M NOT GONNA UNDERHAND TOSS MY SHIT AT YOU ANYMORE
>>205010562They shouldn’t be, it’s not that weird. BB airs 3 episodes a week with 1 of them being a “live episode” that’s edited on the fly lol.
make mizzy carry around a megaphone and only speak into that
I'M SORRY
Mizzy thighsMizzy calvesMizzy thighs and calves in fishets, pantyhose - perhaps stockings?Very lovely.Sex
binx wants to see the memes
>>205010418i genuinely hope they have tasers or a horse tranquilizer or some shit in case shit really hits the fan with some of their reactions
>>205010584Luke has to know. He's the key to all of this
>>205010521wait, he lost weight? good on the mofo
Puking and getting bullied by Frank doesn't hold a candle to what they're doing to these people.This is gonna be the most brutal build up and destruction they've ever done.
>>205010503Nailed it, you're a closeted white man.
>>205010607merch sales down 80% apparently
>people are really celebrating 10 minutes of the show being entertaining and then back to nontent? no tts/fishtoys is really boring
>>205010529I hate these types of people
>>205010613I can't believe they pulled it off. Good job, Goran.
>>205010295EWW
>>205010214she's pretty enough to be fine after it let it be a lesson to her to not be vain and chasing clout
>>205010623hope she see’s thishttps://x.com/porn_wins/status/1851086070043000991
Mizzy is bringing down everybody else's vibes
tedbros im scared..
>>205010642there wasn’t even a fart zone!
>>205010601we all know she knows. keep up
>>205010196Sam and Ben didn't have to say they were on Hulu, could have just shown the preview. They're lucky all these people are retarded.
>>205010577Has it ever been confirmed that shark was Charls? It has been my pet theory ever since. His behavior was weird and very un-shark like.
What the fuck is ted doing
Honestly, there should never be a true "reveal", they need to just slowly ramp up the chaos without letting them in on the gag.
>they cant turn TTS on because it would fuck it updouble edged sword huh
Tiochfaidh ar la
we've got a great meme of you binx
>yeah guys.. that was really something.. amazing..
>woooo
https://x.com/FishtankChud/status/1851377886944759937#mApologize and then kneel.
Just realized that unless you're a paypig or using the ppv you didn't even see the TV
final 2 right here!
imagine if someone had a phone hidden in their luggage and checked it in the bathroom and broke the news to everyone.
>>205010258I love her so!
>>205010646Why are they looks matched lmao
>hope there are memesactually 10,000 autist gooning to you live
What is this faggot doing?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>205010246True, anything is better than raising her 3 year old mixed race niglet.
who is the guy...
i actually feel bad now. they're going to commit suicide. how are they going to break this shit to them?
what's he plotting?
Skater girl just said Indian guy should stop hand washing dishes because he can't do it right
this nigga is so weird
>>205010663>he's cute
>>205010495https://www.youtube.com/live/sHRsMtQhaAY?si=PI8I2jXIWdMKwauTDamn you weren't lying I haven't watched their podcast since that kino set with the arcade cabinets behind them
beast mode
>>205010552>luke was going to say the n word the first week right before the first “real” elimination” and get booted. alex kinda fucked it up though by doing it first.it kind of made it way more perfect the way it played out. i have to think that luke thought they were playing an elaborate trick on him when everyone got mad over someone saying the n word
>>205010631he got on Ozempic cuz nothing else worked
>>205010629true hes doing good so far but idk hes too easily annoyed by alex
>>205010269kek
>>205010459wrong. big brother is real, this isn't. try eating shit, it's also different. tasty yum yum
>>205010651they might actually make her straight after this.
>>205010675it was Taxcin
>>205010665Is there any proof other than she got an email?
>>205010523>$30-40k a month on patreonwtf are their operating costs??
>>205010663pray for his bussy
>>205010380Ian is seriously underrated for the contrast he brings. Hes like the famed philospher king, focused on the nature of reality while the unwashed masses squabble beneath him.
id love fishtank merch but its made for white trash that dont have to worry about going to work with a tshirt that says rape and other gay shit on it
>>205010682I think they'll introduce the livestream aspect at some point
>they're all thinking about where their careers are going after this>best they'll going to get is a 80 viewer streaming career
>>205010693shinji and tj
alex confessional
new >>205010733
Is the TV connected to the internet?
Alex confessional kino.
>>205010675you're so dumb
>>205010708The great candy heist
>>205010214No. Hopefully it teaches her a lesson about dealing with "greedy greasy showbiz types" like hydelstein and she drops the modelling crap before she becomes another victim.
why are you guys talking about an executive whats going on? did they mention one on the show?
does anyone have a link to the livestream jet and sam did when they were talking about the idea of doing fishtank?
when do you think they will reveal? after the election perhaps?
>>205010693>>205010704Jeet had his soul crushed kek
The reveal could very easily lead to violence are they not worried Burt Alex and Ian could beat up all the crew
>>205010757thanks for the heads up
Simbal is so fucking awkward and comes off as trying so hard to be cool, is it just because he's Indian?
SMAAAAAAACK!!!! I WANT TO SMAAAAAACK!!! THAT ASSS AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Welp teds getting raped by burt
>>205010706>They still don't realize it's ronnie
>>205010676>what the fuck is Ted doing in the DEN Is probably what you should have said.REMINDER: PLEASE ADD LOCATION WHEN DESCRIBING A SITUATION SO ANON’s CAN LOCATE THE ROOM
>>205010708>>205010706>>205010703No survivors
Alex ludo.
>>205010783I don't think they're worried about Ian doing anything
QRD>QRDQRD>QRDQRD>QRDhaven’t watched all day, any good moments I missed? It seems there’s been a good development very recently, what happened?Thanks
>>205010708He's camouflaged against Bert.
>>205010720he is putting in work too, he does exercise bike streams regularly on youtube
Burt making moves on Ted
>>205010673Yeah in what fucking world would a reality or any show for that matter release an episode on network television a day after filming. Before shooting is even wrapped. It makes no sense whatsoever.
>>205010449gonna cum tribute and send her once she is out ;)
>>205010809is that who burt has his arm around right now?
>Nobody expected thatWhat is Alex talking about? I missed the reveal but I thought they were keeping the gag going
>>205008224DEN, they’ve just realized JEET wasn’t in the edit
I left after the police out the door incident, QRD PLEASE?
>>205010622I have been burting to mizzy and alexis so much
>>205010770hopefully the last day
I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR m3u8 FOR THE DIRECTOR CAM. I HAVE A SORE BACK. I NEED TO LAY IN BED
>>205010436its so fucking funny that they didn't include the jeet
Now they're fully invested.Hellhouse begins.
https://x.com/gregoryvonschmo/status/1851365483708142026holy shit lol
RAPETANK
THE JEET COPE IS REAL
>>205010824Everyone was afraid they were going to drop the reality show bit but they further gaslit the fish into thinking they were picked up by Hulu and showed a preview for "the first episode"
>>205010861it is, hes wearing a disguise
>>205010783yes I know a lot of indians and they're all like this
>>205010742I think what they're gonna do now that they've got them hyped, they're gonna come back a few days later and be like "Guys, the ratings are really tanking" and then have them do some absurd shit, and they'll make them ride the rollercoaster.
>>205010824https://x.com/jrosey326/status/1851374382847021382they told them the show had gone viral on HULU and showed a fake edit where everyone but the jeet was included.
>>205010730she's been mentioning things since the show started. also she's terminally online. would you not search everything you can related to the tv show you were going on?
>>205010445They did it to themselves.Thankfully, FrootSnax has other skills outside of e-begging, so he'll always be around. Shouts out
Fishtank is 1/10th as cruel as Hollywood actually is.
>>205010783Sam will drive his Porsche 100mph through the living room and then jump out with boxing gloves
>>205010861i thought it was Ronnie
>>205010495Wow. I'd love to give some backseat advice on what they've done wrong but outside of hiring maybe or two people too many I've no idea. Anyway! Remember that Rocco and Sam fucked the same fangirl.
>>205010870Mizzy pussLots of conspiring and tangling of alliancesSppspspsppspspsps whispersThey think they are on an episodic rreality show.
>>205010900They have a vision for his character.
wish i was a neet like when season 1 and 2 were going. i cant keep up with dis shit no mo
>>205010902>>205010925That’s diabolical and hilarious
Ted is getting BBC tonight
>>205010824 I think they found out about the show being live but then production somehow gaslighted them against it again. Someone needs to QRD us.
>>205010529I don't think I've ever met someone with this phenotype that I could tolerate to be around.
>>205010951should have doubled down on the sweded videos that gave them millions and millions of views, instead of extremely unfunny video game sketches that they dont relate to since nobody plays games anymoer
>>205010436it's really funny that symbal is only visible in a 1.5 second group shot
im a 4chan virgin why the fuck is there an image limit
The promo fakeout was an amazing idea on its own but leaving out the pajeet was the masterstroke that made it GOATed
which ones know about fish tank? have they told the others?
>>205010914This is it. They'll bring in "computer" around that time
>>205010529someone earlier said that he might be a ftm tranny
>>205011058hiroshimoot has to eat
>>205011058Fuck off and kill yourself
>>205011058its a small dutch fly fishing forum, please understand
>>205010965 Thx love you
what kinda mutt is smaack?
>>205011088Luke for sure, since he's the plant.Binx has hinted that she may be a little more based than she let on and may be aware of Sam's antics and that this is fishtank.
favorite blacked pornstars?
>>205010285>>205010951>>205010495and they never even hit a mil subs, sad! Saw one of their live shows last year and it was a good time.
>>205011058Welcome new fren.
>>205011160Nigger Rican
>>205010285Damn, I saw their podcast on twitch a few months ago and it had <100 viewers. At least they outlasted roosterteeth.
>>205011160A proud Afro-Latinx
>>205011081One might even say Neptunian.
>>205011160afro latina according to her. so probably 1/4 black 1/4 spanish 2/4 spic
>>205011195shut up faggot
>>205011190Binx for sure
When are the "producers" coming and who is it going to be?
>>205011160Who even fucking knows at this point, who cares, she's hot and positive.
>>205011058why does boards like /sp/ have a bigger image limit? im a newfag
>>205009949It's hilarious how bad she wants Luke, and how utterly disinterested he is
>>205011190Future Alexis
>>205011239Xavier Ravenblood?
>>205010285>no christmas cast this yeardamn
Looks like Pumpkin Ted going to get smashed by Daddy Burt
>>205011160>muttshe's my nubian queen, bro. don't talk shit.
Alexbros... what's our official name?
Ted is gonna get raped tonight
>>205010875I have a sore leg and should be lying in bed but my computer monitor and TV are at a 45 degree angle from my warm pillow so it's so uncomfy :(
>>205011380>She doesn't have monitor attached to the wall by a fully adjustable armYou deserve all the pain in your life.
they gotta keep Simbal in and just ignore him at every junctureleave him out of the previews, forget to assign him to teams, give his bed to freeloaders, etc.
>>205010285Funfact, I used to call into the Mega64 podcast a lot, and I got really cool with one of the guys, but the whole thing got ruined for me when I learned that Rocco & Sam are both big nerds who let the clout get to their head and started fucking teens in their late 20's. Rocco's def like borderline racist, which is funny since Derrick was like 2nd banana.
>>205010358>longhousedwtf is that?
>>205011483Didn't Rocco and Sam fuck the same girl was it marky?
>>205010418Burt running with a knife at jet neptune
POST ALEXIS TITS PLEASE SAAR
>>205010495lol are you kidding? Didn't rocco beg for money to buy a vision pro when it came out? kek, still love the fellas, but damn, where did it go so wrong for them.
Production, tell Alex he cant quote that song, he keeps saying "We gon burn the whole house down"This is a request from the police who are watching.Make sure BURT hears this.
I hope Alex Stein will be the producer they bring
>>205011483>Rocco's def like borderline racistGod, I wish. Seeing his simp for Biden through DBZ gif's during the 2020 election was painfulBut hell, if they could get even a hint of that mid 2000's edge back maybe they could get some fans under 35
>>205010285hmm maybe they should have put out some fucking videos instead of paywalling hours of shawn giving his opinions on music but idk
>>205011591no, some blonde girl >>205011917I'm FB friends with him and I remember the day George Zimmerman beat his charges, Rocco made a post like "Who's the Zimmerman guy I'm hearing all about, what's all the hubbub??" he's like a pussy racist but he's def kin with Sam, just fatter and less confident. He could fuck young girls if he just stopped dressing like a 5th grader though
"Also, Simmons is a pedophile from season 1" will be Jet's "also the Slingshot's a rental"
Who is gay black talking about?
>>205012142what makes him a pedophile
>>205012454he wrote a book about it
>>205012580he didn't write it
>>205012580>>205012599Nor was it "about" pedophilia. It was just ESL AI slop
>>205012454Come up with any other explanation for a 30 year old to take a shirtless pic embracing a high school junior, and then being accused of raping her, and never having any type of connection with her ever again, going as far as to never even speak her name and censor it from TTS.
