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don ian mafia stocks rising or falling??
>>205010733Is this the dream team?
when will they bring the homeless in
>binx will never do this to you
So what goes on in here???
>Sam managed to NOT fuck it up alreadyI KNEEL
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
kneel to the king
the utter shape of this buck
Best S3 couple?
>indian makes it to the final 2>in the edits he keeps getting cut out
>>205010663ted is going to get all of it alright
uh oh
uhhhh they really are going to fuck aren't they
Remember to blur out any photos & videos containing simbal
burt rizzing up ted
burt always sits as close as possible to ted
>>205010733can we turn this into an international incident? Not including the pajeet.
need Smack to do this
Cmon guys, I can't be the only black man posting in these threads. Speak up. We need solidarity
>>205010733Daddy Burt’s wrapped around his little angel
Post Ben
ted is going to get raped
>>205010787unspeakable horrors will happen in there
>>205010780Rising
why are you guys talking about an executive whats going on? did they mention one on the show??
SIMMONS IS IN!!!
Guys, I think Sam's hatred of Indians might now be a joke.
they're gonna fuck
THIS IS HAPPENING
>>205010828grooming ted for access to his tender boyhole
>>205010819THIS
Imagine being Ted's father.
love is in the air tonight
Burt is SO IN
>>205010826
>>205010794Bro is an absolute unit
Ted is so fucked lol
>hey guys, we have to go live or cancel the show turns out our editor Simmons was just arrested with 40tb of child porn on his work laptop
>>205010813>>205010804>>205010803>>205010797im hyperventilating. this is actually too much for me right now
Daddy Burt is going to absolutely destroy this little twinks asshole kek
Burt is going to give Ted his special sleep cocktail
>>205010848>jojo part 4
jesus christteddy keep your drink safe
TWINK STATUS????
>simbal copehahahahah.
Mizzy thighsMizzy in stockings
:)
>You guys look good togetherLOL
the chirping smoke detectors in the kitchen are like that on purpose right
>>205010803>>205010804burt needs his celebratory bussy fucking sesh
king kongking tutKing Famous House
Who the hell is this guy???
pooh-streetzy and talkemnada just linked up. sneed it or keep it?
Ian is a braindead thoughtless loner beaner reject wannabe nigger with no friends.no wonder this board likes him.
>>205010832so true, it all makes senseian is donalex is sonnyted is fredoluke is micheal
>>205010854that's what burts doing
>>205010802Claire probably thinks Ted getting eye raped is hilarious.
QRD>QRDQRD>QRDQRD>QRDhaven’t watched all day, any good moments I missed? It seems there’s been a good development very recently, what happened?Thanks bros
Jets still a massive faggot who’s success is because of everyone around him. Thank Jan for the bit and move on.
Im IanPilled>sleeping>eating>walking around
>what did you put in this drink, burt?
lmao luke>you guys look good together
>You guys look good togetherHoly shit Luke has some good lines
>>205010787Love the idea that this where the cell challenge happens
>>205010763>only one smaackvote ;-;
did nobody else just fucking hear what burt said
why doesn't director mode work yet jetffs, i knee to your 'truth' drop. but get the fucking site working popper you egg shape cunt
>>205010797Turt 4 life <3
>>205010910ian
> I wont come on the first day I come on a random day, as a wildcardThe jeet is panicking
THE JEET NEEDS A GIFT CARD TO REDEEM BEN. HE IS SEETHING AND TELLING THE OTHERS YOU ARE DEVELOPING HIS CHARACTER. JUST GIVE HIM A FUCKING GIFT CARD AND GET HIM TO REDEEM IT.
>Simbol goes full JEET
>>205010898Uhhh...yeah...production isn't lazy. This is a classic bit!
whats going on
haha funny diversionFIX THOSE FUCKING MICROPHONES and buy more for multiple spots far from cameras
>>205010940what did he say
Channing is going to try to recruit these tards into her crusade so hard
>>205010916buzzword vomit
>>205010924they gaslit the fish they are trending on Hulu
downright peculiar
>simbal trying to justify why he wasn't in the editdamn, I almost feel sorry for him
Simbal makes me uncomfortable
>simbal's accent coming out like crazy as he copesholy kek
>I am the history book
Holy shit dude the jeet is on FULL copemode>the editor haz a vizion for mai charactermher is incapable of keeping his accent under control brosThis is fucking brilliant
>>205010920kek
>Simbal starts self deprecating out of desperationSILENCE........................
>>205010892Bring out the gimp... Burt going 160 IQ predator mode as soon as someone's submissive behind a mask
Is it Bed or Turt
>>205010839his hatred for anything was never a joke, but it's still funny
The mask stays ON during BBC delivery
REMINDER: PLEASE ADD LOCATION WHEN DESCRIBING A SITUATION SO ANON’S CAN LOCATE THE ROOM.Thank you.
this blows S2 out of the fucking water. never cast fans ever again please
>>205010928>>205010957>>205010968Can't wait to see Burt take that bussy
>Jeet trying to cope over not being shown>Starts doing racist Indian accents just to appeal to white girlsWhat a failure, I kind of feel bad
i've contacted payton's mom.she needs to be saved from this SATANIC show.
TRUST THE VISION, SAHRS
ian is scraping the fuck out of that teflon pan with the metal spatula LMAO
why are the pan and zooms so jerky? is it intentional
>>205010957today is the day of the deflowering of ted.
>>205010763you should have missed out the jeet
LUKE IS FORCING BURT CLOSER LMAO
luke is trying to save ted
SMAAAACK
>>205010928Ted should just take one for the team, as reparations or something
reminder burt likes 3somes
Vampire Bloodgames > S1 > S2 > The Cell > Bitchtank Where will S3 stand?
>>205010964>t. beaner
I don't think Ted even wants this but he is such a prison bitch, confirmed by the candy stealing, that he is just going to take it like a good girl and not complain
>>205010960someone asked burt "is that the ski mask you brought" and he said "no erm.. i brought mine for..reasons.. that wont apply"
honestly i think the jeet stuff is mean
jeets are so unbelievably egotistical
would you?
Another wyboi falls victim to the BNWO
so why the fuck cant I register on this sack of shit website? It doesn't accept any email I put in there
Does anyone have a map of the house?
Simbal is an energy vampire. Vibes just plummeted.
are they suspicious of the hulu thing or not really
>>205011007I really hope you're not this much of a faggot anon
>>205010760
Has Simbal actually acknowledged he wasn't in the edit yet or not? I don't think anyone else has even noticed
>>205010924they think they’re on Hulu and played the fish a sneak preview of the 1st episodehttps://gofile.io/d/qAU4tE
Why is Burt so fucking close to Ted... and the bigger question is... why isn't Ted moving away?
>>205011039good morning saar
gang shit
>>205011011hard to control those things usually
>>205011031Bloodgames > 1 > 3 > 2 > the rest
ALEX SMUGGLED ONE OF HIS MONKEYS ON THE SHOW
I'M A LITTLE BOY
does ted know he can switch seats?
>>205011039jeets arent human they deserve it
>>205010928drink up, cutie
>>205011035What could it have possibly have been?
>>205011041yea, why not
OH MY GOD GET CHRIS I'M DYING
>>205011028>he doesn't know about the 50 guy orgies
>>205011009the shit he is whipping up looks good as fuck tho ngl
>>205011041I need a latina 30 year old egirl gf bros
>>205011036he was cringe kino
>>205011041Anyone who says no is a homo
REDEEM THE WILDCARD SAR REDEEM IT PLEASE
>>205011075KEK
I feel like I'm being gaslit by /ftl/ how do you guys not think this cast fucking sucks
>>205011043>>205011051
>>205011067it's mean
he is like jon's good reincarnation sorta like Uub in dbz
>>205011043>>205011079sick things are going to happen tonight
>>205010733good bake
Where's the restream I'm not putting my actual email in thsi shithole
>>205011049Luke but he knows about Fishtank already so he doesn't count
alex being kermit and saying "ms piggy" is so funny thinking about his wife
>>205011063He did, he thinks they’re letting his character slowly develop over time kek. He’s coping insanely hard
>>205011070no it isnt if you arent a fucking retard or have really shitty equipment
>>205011053>poor_little_white_boy_10.jpg
>>205010798>the last clip they play is just the other guy interacting with an empty room, after he's been edited outWould be kino.
>>205011035refering to his cop and robber role play (on his website)
>>205011063Alex told the group when Simbal was out of the room
>>205011077Ummmm... Homophobic much Ted? Or just racist?
>>205011041yes.
This is unironically advancing the culture as Jet said was the mission of fish tank. Call me a faggot if you want, but this shit has the potential break down the cult-ness of both the left and right wing sub cultures and realize we actually fucking love each other the way we are. Go ahead call me a faggot.
He needs to take that mask off. It clearly activated Burt's almonds.
the way they skip over the jeet has me dying
>>205011024delicious skater bum
>say something about miss piggyLMAO
he knows
i hear mizy has showed her pusy? gooners please fill me in with what's gone down since last night
>>205011066>Why is a gay guy so close to another gay guyIt's a mystery, anon. I guess we'll never know.
>>205011041absolutely I would
>>205011093yeah his inability to respond to lettys negging was funny
>alex doing a kermit impression>his wife literally looks like this
>>205011075Wheres that payton manning pic that was spammed on tv years ago?
>>205010951Kek yea Charlotte What a dumb bitch
okay Ian is actually insanely kino i see it now
>>205011031bloodgames was objectively the worst
lets all love josie
>>205011041most retarded question ever, she's the hottest contestant they've ever had.
>>205011082he wanted to enslave the whites but only one of them suits his needs, so he'll just break the twink and leave the rest to their fate
>>205010951
>>205011024lawd save me...
>>205011006don't indians are scum
>>205011137Unironically this.
>>205011120Luke was not that excited which means he knows already lol but it’s alright
>>205011072>>205011075people don't understand that these masks are BDSM submissive free-use face-fuck slave coded
>>205011144lmao
>>205011031>Bloodgames over S1are you a dumb stupid nigger?It goes S1>S3(For now)>Bloodgames>S2>The Cell>Bitchtank>Powtank>CK streams>Letty streams>Jimmy streams
>>205011119they've been striking all of them this time around.It's too bad because I like having it on in the background and there's no director mode right now.
Burt is by far the best fish ever, I don't think it's possible to get someone better.
>>205011137Wtf are you even saying nigger
Burt is gonna hug and stretch out his little teddy tonight
>>205010819Now youre thinking like a true smaackhead
>>205011137You are unironically a faggot. It’s not that deep lol
>>205011145I love her. She should be a kindergarten teacher in a small town not doing this faggot shit
>>205011137truth nuke
SMACKTIVISTS RISE UP
Will she take the reveal well, Paypigs?
where can we bet on when they knock the tv over and break it?
>>205011119https://ppv.land/fthas paypig cams
>>205011169You just know they did this roleplay at least once.
Jeet is depressed rn.
>>205011041hell no
how do you become this cool?
>>205011041People saying they wouldn't are just trying to hide that they're already in love with her
god ted is such a BNWO beta its almost parodical
>>205011176I don't love this racist ho ass size queensie
>>205011122kek i didnt think about that
>>205010803Ted does not look comfortable I think he just said he was “curious” and has no actual gay experience
>>205011176lets all love SMAACK
>>205011172he always looks stoned
>>205011137I've been saying this since day 1 of season 1.
>>205011230hes doing a theon von bit
>>205011111Wasted but checked
Audios fucked and videos choppy
>>205011171>I'm 20 >These men are pedophilesI hate women
>>205011137Hi Jet this is a good show
>>205011208can't stop the bisexual dom daddy breeder bbc bnwo bull top
>>205011182She was definitely taken advantage of. Definitely not an opportunistic slut
>>205011220head empty, no thoughts
>>205011220luke will save her. i believe in him
Smack's asshole is staying on my mind. We need to make sure she see the leaks were well received when she leaves the Clairetank. I NEED more of Smack's asshole.
>>205011176who?
>>205011137>Some galaxy gas wigger who takes credit for other peoples writing and fame is totally breaking down barriers guys!He’s a drug addict faggot and you’re an even bigger faggot
>>205011137No, but it's going to potentially make people think twice about wanting to be famous and hopefully destroy all of reality tv
>>205011220I fucking hope not, watching her swinging from a noose made of Mizzy's sweaty fishnets would be peak kino
>>205011220i forget she exists, even when shes dead center in the frame
>everyone is suspicious that simbal is absent from the edit>meanwhile luke is chilling and smilinghe's playing his role and flying under the radar perfectly
>>205011230Watch Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky every day for a month
>>205011137You're a faggot and you are right
>>205011243ian.....
>>205011220depends on how invested into luke she is
>>205011176Josie dead. Long live Burt!
>>205011228I do feel bad for Simbal but his suffering is objectively funny
>>205011137you sound like a fag
IAN UPDATE!he took 1 bite of his food and put the fork in the sink then spread a ton of salt on his food.
>>205011243hopefully he chokes on his beaner burrito
GIVE THE JEET A GIFT CARD TO REDEEM. ITS THE LOWEST HANGING FRUIT AND HE WON'T SUSPECT A THING.
Luke Cage doesn't rape and kill people. Boring. Watch Oz Burt
>>205011202Imagine Jon, except more autistic, and more passionate about being a volunteer firefighter, and he's a nigger. Best fish ever! Thank you Sam Hyde.
>>205011262Welcome to fishtank.live
S3 > Bloodgames > S1 > Hungry Games > S2 >>>>>> Slop.
>>205011219
>>205011064Nice thanks for the link
What substances does Alex abuse?
>Take a look at yo self. Because this the last time you'll be lookin this happy
>>205011243this is grim
>/ftl/ isn't ready for the Chris/Alex impression-off
This is Ron's mom. I don't know how you can have a fat gay black son, know that he's going on fishtank, but just...never google the show? Just wants to brag that her son is "on TV" people can be so fucking stupid sometimes + somehow family members know before the contestants lol
>>205011276I need smaack's ass on my face
>Keeping the water bottle in between her titsBASED
>>205011292Wondering if Luke talking over ever line Ian had was scripted.
>>205011304Don't feel bad for a thief
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T TED MOVING FROM THE BURTRAPE
burt keeps looking at teddy's crotch
>>205011306the ian train DON'T STOP!
>>205011044Temp mail doesn't work
>>205011220>>205011291This season's CK.
>>205011176>>205011234Please do not refer to or talk about the practice Fishtanks. Soft reset.
>>205010733https://x.com/artoriusgs/status/1851378922438684879?s=46 they really went out of their way
>>205011137you're not gay but you are wrong
>>205011326pic was meant for my /x/ thread im retarded
>>205011198Objectively accurate power rankings, this anon knows what's up
they will gaslight the fish into believing the hellhouse skits are being done due to the show dropping in popularity
Where will Ian sit when he comes back, I'm so excited
>>205011329>this is a black girluhhhh
>>205011340She's black
place ur bets, who will be the one that tips the tv over
erm guys i know that this was kino and we all celebrate right now but how will they keep the gaslight going?they would probably expect challenges with professional production and shit like that, you know the shit they always struggled with
>>205011137You are correct
>>205011220she will be very confused for a long time and think about leaving but be easily convinced to stay and win and start streaming and be my gf
Guys, what's the name of the show on Hulu? I just subscribed so I could watch the first episode but I can't find it. Didn't see it under fishtank or famous house.
Where can I watch this "edit"
could she scissor josie and make her cum?
>>205011379alex
>>205011379jet
>>205011137lmao fuck off jet this is borderline brainded slop for retards
>slag keeping the water bottle between her booba
>>205011329>smaack isn't a princes- ACKK
>>205011360who's idea do you think it was to do this?
>>205011388see>>205011064
>>205011024Holy sexo, I need this in my life bros. On the other hand can somebody to tell the blond to shut the fuck up? She really doesnt need to schreech like that.
>>205011340Average Black American IQ is 85
>>205011169ms piggy isn't obese
when are they bringing in frank hassle
>>205011383(you) are still a faggot
>>205011379sam
>>205010792truuuuuuu
idk if you guys have noticed, but Mizzy seemed real nervous about the show airing now instead of in 2025, and has been whispering to payton with a panicked look since then
wosie
we need a put any mid season content fans in a concentration camp until we figure out what the hell is going on
>>205011271Why is this everyone above 120 IQ?t. 124 IQ
>>205011332he claims hating speed and how he never wanted to take adderall as a kid but i think thats like some freudian denial shit, he also said he got big into drugs when his friend died
It always amazes me how fast people become very close in settings like these. It's like they've known each other for 10 years.
>>205011386idk but go watch catch22
>>205011386gorans house of dreams
>>205011389>scissor josieDisgusting
why is ted wearing a shiesty
>>205011389Anyone can make Josie cum she's a whore
>>205011243my personality is just like ian's. How do I fix this?
>>205011389her tits look pretty good from that angle
>>205011388CheckedI gotcha anon https://gofile.io/d/qAU4tEIt's also on Twitter
>>205011382The fact that it isn't professional is part of the jokeThey will go along with it as they are blinded by fame
>>205011386I don't know. Ask Peter Thiel. He should be shopping around for a streaming service to buy this slop.
>>205011379Alex 100% lolFollowed by a series of “sorry”s that would impress Dave
>>205011435vibes
>>205011388Fishtank official twitter
Why hasn't Simbal went into the interrogation room? Is he a coward?
he is completely out of it
>>205011389I would love to worship her feet.
>>205011379vance. he is going to back into it
>>205011326Objectively correct list
>>205011439why would you wanna fix what's not broken
>>205011368Actually smart if they end up doing this
>>205011435Burt is going to fuck him, he brought one too so they can match while they do it on camera in b3.
>>205011306He's so fucking cool
>>205011332isnt he on adderall
>>205011409it's way lower than that
>>205011230here's the blueprint
>>205011417shes gonna kill herself when she finds out everyone saw her fupa
Am I the only one struggling with audio this season? Not the quality but there are 10 people talking at the same time I can't follow anything compared to the past seasons
>>205011382They probably assume all the bs gets edited out, not that it’s the core of the show lol
>>205011379Simbal
arent they suppose to be decorating the house to be halloween themed right now
>>205011463Does he know that is fake charm is not working on anyone yet?
>>205011159kek
i need to see mizzy. i need to see alexis. and i need to see binx.
Chuds need to fuck off back to /pol/. These tourists reduce the chance of Smack sharing more of her asshole with us.
>>205011182>>205011171>I don't talk to either of them anymore, maybe from time to timeha ha HAAAAAAA ha
>>205011271why does he have little boy emojis for the threesome kink?
>>205011474Someone edit this with the pussy slip on tv
>>205011386Goran & Neptune
>>205011463He knows he's done, out before Ian lol.
are ted and burt dating now. what's up with that seating arrangement.
>>205011345its too late for ted, and he knows it. he has placed on the gimp mask of bnwo. he knows what coming, and it is going to hit him hard, its going to hit his soul, re-arrange the way his insides work, fill him with dread and leave a gaping hole in his ego. if you get what i mean.
>>205011474he was so fucking pumped, sleeper hit to reacting the absolute worst to the actual reveal
IAN IMPERIUM WHERE WE AT
>>205011493GOOD
>>205011137I’ve never seen the faggotry of nuMDE summed up in one post.
>>205011465a quality tv and film post, bravo, moot would be proud of making /tv/ because of posters like you
>>205011491kys kiwitroon
>>205011137YER SUCHA A VIEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTIFUL BABY THO...
>>205011427only gays and women do that>>205011439ian is the coolest dude in the house
The Hulu gaslight means the TTS is going sting so much more. I really hope to see at least one of them leaving in tears after realizing they were trolled and have to go back to being a loser.
>>205011474bens reaction lol
ngl this was fucking hilarious, good shit
bussy status?
wtf is going on here?
>>205011214Based. You get it. You get the vision.
>>205011494Yeah, it's hard to focus when there are multiple conversations and you can't just naturally do it like you can in real life.
nice of alex to spend time with the latino godfather
>>205011474protect bens smile
>>205011499i dont think they have the decorations yet
KITCHEN KITCHEN KITCHEN KITCHEN KITCHEN KITCHEN KITCHEN KITCHEN KITCHEN
>>205011491Many are saying thisI've been saying this for 2 days and no one seemed to get the reference. Slept on franchise fr
>>205011342>>205011397she noticed that luke only drinks water and still wants him to find her attractive
>>205011542Gay anal sex later
>>205011394>braindead>half the thread can’t follow this season because of all the scheming and alliancesThe show isn’t brain dead, the viewerbase is lol
>>205011024i wanna smaack her kneecaps into pulverized dust with a steelforged sledgehammer
>>205011533Ben sold it, had it been just Sam and Jet the consteants would be so on guard.
>>205011102It’s not about the cast it’s about the concept
>>205011510he loves his white twinks
posted version with sound>>>/wsg/5720133
>>205011474>>205011512very exploitable webm
>>205011542i just saw alexis look at them for a good couple seconds like the wheels were turning in her head kek
>ted's talking about suckingoh no
>alex's bbw wife looks 22 nowdamn, bitch is aging rapidly yesterday she looked 19
>>205011501i can't find a restream of her confessional where she cried after :(
jet neptune I kneelmight even buy some tts this season if they keep the kino up
It’s so cool that they hired Simmons
>>205011554>yeah>yeah>yeah>yeah
>>205011474Sam looks like a jewish caricature here.
I fucking HATE smack
>>205011474If the wife message is real bros gonna lose his mind
unplanned parenthood 2.0?
>Immediately excited by the ugly mutt demon babyWhat did Smaack mean by this?
>>205011573i wanna skin her alive and drizzle her with vinegar and lemon juice
>>205011579kino
>>205011536broken beyond repair
>>205011176no thank you
>>205011542BNWO
>>205011267She's not wrong about Sam though, who literally fucked a minor illegally and got away with ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui9pjFNkues
>>205011572this holy shit I feel like I'm the only one posting about the scheming
>ghost baby halloween propkato status?
>>205011494The quality itself in the smaller rooms is good, but when there are too many people, especially in a large room it's really hard to follow because you can hear multiple conversations at once clearly so they drown eachother
>>205011102We're casting off the dead weight of Apertures and Jimmys. Soft reset.
>>205011599Those pants and shoes are immaculate though. I don't know how this ogre freak does it.
Why does Jet get all the credit when literally everyone around him works harder. Jets creativity leads to Bitchtank when he’s left on his own.
>>205011494yeah this shit is impossible to listen to when it's more than 2 people in any given roomeveryone just talks over each other and louder like it's a contest and not before long its just a room with 6 people having 3 conversations while screaming at each other from less than 2 feet of distance. normalfag shit that i am way too autistic to understand.
>>205011574Agreed. Ben is an indispensable asset.
>>205011572scheming and alliances for what? lmao this isnt big brother they arent voting anyone off theres no reason to have an alliance you are fucking retarded
SMAACK CARRYING A BABY
>>205011329Link me up, king.
>>205011533the attention to detail in ben's performance is insane
>>205011536HE FLED THE BVLL AND RAN BACK. THE TED BUCK IS TRULY BROKEN
bro is cooking the fuck out of that beef
This is what Fishtank is supposed to be: Normies being gaslit. Not your faggot sperg fantank of S2 and not your cashgrab roastie orbiter Bitchtank. S1 tried, but failed. This is looking promising.
im fucking dying thinking of IANS existence
smack is afraid of the american flag
>>205011504sorry Josiefag/Tayleighfag, your incessant shilling won't make people like the ugly chick again
omggg my favorite holiday is halloweeeeen im so different and wear black and converse
ted is looking very cool in that mask of his!
>>205011603KILL YOURSELF
>>205011620>>>/bant/I don't give a fuck and even marky doesn't give a fuck.
>>205011102I don't have any resentment towards "normies" because I was able to mentally move past high school
BEN IT THE FUCK UUUUPP
anyone has the image of 2 roman elites being like "the sounds the peasants make when they are happy repulse me" or something akin to that?because that's how i feel with them all being so gassed up about it.
>>205011635cocksie guy?
Ted got up and then returned to the same seat. He consents.
STAGE MENTIONED
>>205011635who's cock is that
>>205011474vance's reactions are hilarious>>205011574my opinion of ben as a producer just fuckin skyrocketed
>bring in dead baby decorations >Alexis had multiple miscarriagesLmao
What did Sam say to Alex just now?
cole's back? why is he cuddled up with the N
mizzy has been panicking since the reveal
Smack is those pants got me acting up frfr no cap
>bring out holloween decorations>afrolatina says "omg this is like christmas"Why are women so retarded bros?
>>205011659S1 failed because they picked out antisocial retards and revealed everything to them because they got swatted
>>205011596>yeah>SCRAAAAAAAAPPEEE>solikeithinkshelikefkensfidhfsufs>yeahanother ian classic
What are we drinking tonight anons?
>>205011603Same, I hope they tell her Trump won the election and she kills herself on camera.
>>205011512FUCK I missed a pussy slip? Link?
i fucking love this show
they'll never be this happy again
>>205011635
>>205011703bubbly as always
>>205011695she needs bwc correction
Dead baby decorations moments after Alexis talked about her miscarriage.
>>205011691fucking kek
>>205011712I love this show I love posting here I love (you)
>>205011678i could make her kill herself just by saying nigger
>>205011703Extreme Milk Chocolate Whey Protein
>>205011703strawberry milkshake
>>205011653https://www.instagram.com/smaack/
>>205011724how come her eyes are all black?
someone really needs to be compiling/archiving the confessionals
>>205011659S1 did not try at all
>sam still smoking cigars indoorsdude can not help himself
>>205011711Mizzy flashed her fupa for a split second. It looked like the typical fat white girl innie
please tell me someone clipped the Binx tit bounce that just happened
Fire hazards inbound
>>205011405I wanna say Simmons
the Ian Inquisition stands strong
>>205011635based shota femdom enjoyer
>alexis says the dead baby decoration is making her miss her kidBITCH DO YOU NOT ALREADY?
It's funny how every board hates Indians all for their own reasons. Count the turds around this official image of the INSAS rifle.
I’m being genuine right now when I say that they finally got it right. They unironically got it this time
>>205011678>let me teach you my latest trick>”reach down and grab the board!” >im an instructor and I skated in NY and Seattle!Pathetic poser that tries to trick you into thinking she’s a white skater.
>>205011685Sure isIt's a bit too early to decide who to hate other than the pajeet
>>205011703I've slept sober maybe 4 or 5 times in the past year
Bro Ian doesnt give a shit about the show
>>205011659>filtered by season 2just take each season for what it is, you dont want the same exact vibe every time
>>205011439Learn to accept yourself mate. Its the first step to getting others to accept you.
What are Binx socials?
>>205011703Lemon Zinger herbal tea
>>205011171why is she making satanic gestures and wearing a pentagram? doing this while simultaneously claiming to be concerned about someone fucking 16 year olds is the most retarded shit, at least be evil correctly you stupid fucking foid
IS HULU ON THE SMART TV
>>205011474
i want to wear that skirt mizzy is wearing and get fucked like she does in it
confessional
Age 26
>>205011679Rape victims wanting to not relieve their rape is what you're describing, not her "not giving a fuck" her life def took a large, long decline after meeting Sam
>im Jeremy Gold 26 years old aka G
>>205011750cigars smell pretty good, desu. I smoke cigarettes but the smell is just repulsive
>>205011744like all niggers and those who have nigger blood in their veins, she lacks a soul and her eyes reflect that intrinsic evil
The Smack leaks are the best filter this thread has ever had. Those who have seen them, love her. Those who haven't are too new to find them. I love smack, and her generational asshole.
>>205011659Try harder Jet. 80k and the audio still fucking sucks and the show is boring
>>205011659yeah this has real promise s1 and 2 juts got worse and worse over time
>>205011753>mizzynvm then, shouldnt have asked
is Sam joining as a contestant? why is he doing a intro for himself lmao
JEREMY GOLD IS 26 BROS
>Ben still in character when none of the contestants can hear him
anyone streaming on youtube
Fuck, i remember how in one of the first Vance Streams post Season 1 he was calling Simmons to fuck with him
>>205011795Kevin Was Always Based
>>205011773>i'm Jeremy g and i'm 26 years old from Santa Monica California
Sam doing lines in confessional kek
>ben still in character while alone with sam in confessionalbased method actor
Alexis tits now thanks
>>205011783linktree/BinxBasilisk
Sam, I fucking...KNEEEEEEEEL
>>205011750its his house dude
Jet wasn't joking about Ben method acting.
this is sam living out his fantasies through acting just like burt wants to live out his
Ben is having so much fun working on this
>>205011813Where are they
>>205011801Not a thing. No such thing as a rape "victim", everyone knows women love to get forcefucked. Nice troll though.
LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED
>>205011823Ben has found himself in this new persona. He should adopt it forever
>>205011819links for the "show", just helps to sell it if anyone's listening from outside
Holy fuck confessional. Gold in there.
has jet come out of the basement once? is he even there?
>>205011845he's hired burt's services
>>205011777The peoples champ. All these fake narcissistic fame hungry wannabes look psychopathic next to Ian the everyman cooking his burritos and chilling
No shoes on BinxI repeat no shoes on Binx
>>205011813No, I promise you that seeing her asshole won’t make me like her more.
lmao
it would be hilarious if they just kept making this guy immune and have him constantly just sleep and make food in the backgroudn
>>205011801>Erm she's a victim because...she just is, ok?Kill yourself
>>205011745watch fishtank digest tonight he will do that i bet
why does his face give me jewish satanic vibes?
>>205011813the smaack leaks are not real don't listen to this liar liar pants on fire
>>205011823>>205011838The absolute opposite of Sam being unable to drop his pretentious ironic persona for a second
>>205011795Now do the twin towers. Obligatory
>>205011777what are the chances sam lets him win purely on that fact alone?
>>205011867he and sam hotboxed the closet in b1 earlier today
>>205011859how are you faggots so ahead
>>205011853>>205011883Fuck off, tourist. Lurk more.
if they're doing these lines then does that mean they're gonna make another fake trailer
>>205011867dude Goran evolve to Neptunian LUDO
>>205011890watch what?
>>205011795lmfaoooo fucking amazing
>>205011603I would kill you if legally I was allowed to do so.
>>205011891Because he's Jewish and Satanic.
>>205011378>>205011409A black guy who was friends with Letty's ex almost made it to s2 from outsmarting whatever filtering they were doing
>>205011844don't jostle the heating ducts
>piece of shit in the cornerkek
YO, WHO SHIT IN THE CORNER?
Breaking character in the confessional kek
they were smart to use hand cam footage only lmao
>we should have a piece of shit on the floor in the cornerI'm fucking dying
kek, they are making Simbal a floor shitter in the next edit
>we should have a piece of shit in the cornerwhat is his problem???
So we all agree this is already better than S2 with a much stronger cast, right?
>>205011867yes. he directed a scene with mizzy / payton.he then hid in the closet with sam while they talked
>>205011892he's gonna call you a redditor now
the way burt runs is fascinating
WHO SHIT IN THE CORNER
>>205011905lol fuck off back to your restream poorfag
>>205011891take a guess
Bert confessional!
Smack has the kind of asshole that only comes around once in a millennia.
>>205011908maybe. they dont have to at this point. just refer to the way its trending etc
>nothing interesting until week 3
Have they talked about the indian being cut from the trailer?
>Come on in brothaBen is too good
>>205011889>Erm she's a victim because...she just is, ok?She was molested as a kid and groomed by a 30 year old as a high schooler.
>>205011659It was always supposed to be MDE fan freaks, originally the idea was it was all guys and called "Hellhouse"
>>205011914the final evolution. Season 3 will be the best season, and there will be COUNTLESS kneeling
>>205011941kek ben said maybe week 3
There's no reason to make a new thread before 900 posts, minimum.
>>205011964And she doesn't even care, why should I?
Based poop.
>>205011950bro everything he does is like hes made with AI.he's a spectacle
>>205011921ahha pussy boy afraid to go to jail over his internet "wife"
>>205011621women and gays are interested in scheming real niggas wanna see rape end of
>>205011795KWAB
>>205011951>>205011944>>205011941PEE PEE!! HAHHA POO POO!!no wonder he likes letty so much
>>205011945For the millionth time, yes
huh-loo
>>205011976Image limit, dumbass
>>205011823It's called method acting.
BURT IS GOING TO KILL SOMEONE
halloo
>>205011703milk (i'm quitting alcohol cold turkey again because i have a serious drinking problem)
>>205011867Yeah he's been up a few times. Apparently they didn't even know his name and had to ask him. I imagine he'll appear more often once it becomes Fishtank, they think he's just some random mook right now
BEN PLEASE GIVE THE JEET A GIFT CARD HE CAN REDEEM. DO THE NEEDFUL.
So has Jet been sidelined or is he running the second crew from the promotional material? Either way Sam and Ben are doing an excellent job this season
>>205011986no ai in the world could capture the magic of burt
puh-looo
Ian Status?
Hu Lu
hu-LOO
>>205011795oh dear
>>205011992seething
this is making me feel bad
>>205011962Fish have. Simbal is quietly coping and delusional. The rest feign sympathy but don't really care. Big G and Corporate Ben are about to interview him.
>>205011906I’ve been in these threads since before S1 even went live, faggot. I just don’t care about some 32 year old mutts sour asshole.
oh my god, this is big time!
>>205012010Redeemed Apple gift card
>>205012003good for you i hope you succeed in your endeavours
>>205011918youtube recap channel fishtank digest
>>205011967>OriginallyUntil it wasn't, right, retard? That's why they put it in a craigslist ad instead of just advertising through normal channels
>>205012011ben has always been the funniest in these situations
screaming laughing at burt thinking he's been jerking off on hulu and becoming an eceleb
>>205012011>Sam and Ben are doing an excellent job this seasonsam almost blew it last night
instead of nocan we get a nah
this is so fucking evil lmao
burt instantly became 10x more confident
>>205011986He's a skinwalker
>mama we made it... nah, we made it Protect burt at all costs
new >>205012030
>mama, we made it, no, we made itkek
>instead of a no can we get a nahlmao
>>205012010jimmy tier
>perfectspit out my drink
>>205011905https://ppv.land/ftim watching here
>>205012045MY NIGGA NIFTY MY NIGGA NIFTY CONTENT QUEEN CONTENT QUEEN
Are they actually going to be doing an elimination or is it all a bait?
>>205012071hahahahah ben is perfect
>>205012040thanks anon
Ian could leave right now and it would make no observable difference
>>205011703Monster Ultra Vice Guava, it's kind of lame.
>>205012057amogus house
burt :(
>>205011813>Banned 24hrs after posting Smaack leaks. If you want them, ask in the Fishtank discord.
>>205011703bacardi. cheers
>burt is becoming attached to the householdplease be kind to burt, he can't handle the heartbreak
>>205011981>”doesn’t care”>isolates herself for the rest of her life becoming a hardcore alcoholic yeah dude rape is actually le good
>>205012103<3
>just got an ad for "only murders in the house" on hulubros...
>They don't wanna give away information, and now we all know why!ahahahaha this is a masterpiece
>the middle Eastern manNot even giving him a name kek
>call him the middle eastern manroflmao
MIDDLE EASTERN MAN..... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
>>205012011Jet is doing things behind the camerasTheyre all clearly talking together about every decisionEven they when he told the two bitches yesterday about it "being live", they went to talk in the basement for like an hour. Similarly they talked before they gave the win to luke for the pumpkin contestMy prediction is that he'll increase his presence as the show gets more and more Goranian
sam is smearing it on a bit too thick right now
>>205011927>whatever filtering they were doingthere was no filtering lmao, thats why he got on
>>205012034He said something like>Im sure they’re still working on my part, it will be a big revealDelusional lol
cool middle eastern dude
they're gonna make everyone forget simbal's name and remember ian's name
>>205012152only murder brotha
>middle eastern dude from New YorkKek
>cool middle eastern man from new yorkjesus fuck lol
Burt keeps stepping on Sam's dumb joke
>>205012170>>205012171>>205012172fucking kekwhy are they going hard for the jeet?
My sides are in orbit
lmfaothis is gold
>Just say the middle eastern man
>>205011997Not a valid excuse, fagboy.
isnt Ian middle eastern?
>>205012228Jeet hate is huge right now even among normies
>>205012011Sam Hyde is the DirectorBen the Assistant CreativeJet "Goran" Neptune the ExecutionerXavier Ravenblood the Writer
Call him a dirty jeet if you can. Make it clear he's not as good as the rest of the famous house
man i hope burt doesn't actually snap when he finds out its not really on hulu
this is so much better than previous FTL that I'm actually concerned they are not gonna be able to keep this quality for the 6 weeks.
they're trying to make the indian flip out>I AM FUCKING INDIAN SAAR PLS HELP MEfucking hilarious
IANS TOUCHED DOWN! I REPEAT, IAN HAS TOUCHED DOWN!
>sensei scott never showing up because burt stole his job
>>205012277mexican iirc
>>205012244>this is goldyeah, Jeremy Gold
>>205011960watching burt now and yeah they totally are lol. they are gonna fuck with cymbal so hard. have burt saying middle eastern guy, alex saying sibil, binx saying sigil. kino alert
>Bert got this big in two years>Sam has been lifting while on steroids for 10+ and still looks like shit
>>205012317if they get him to say that, it'll be the first and only time this will ever be funny
>>205012010$100 google play gift card for his time on the show
>>205011981so weird when you niggas just ignore Sam obvious fucking a teen and said teen spiraling for the rest of her life, and Sam purposely goes out of his way to never mention her, or have her name spoken in or around anything he's involved in.Even Shadi knew about Marky and knew to be quiet about it, wake up anon.
>>205012277I thought he was a tired spic?
>>205012057he's a gay nigger from outer space
>>205012372>this bigSam weighs like 100 more pounds dude. Burt is not really that big of a guy
>>205012382I think they're going to keep him on a while too. they're going to isolate him then hired like 10 indian guys to come into the house to help him.
>>205012228Because they deserve it as a race. Go to India and you'll understand or have your 90 year old Grandmother cold called by these fuckers every day for a year.
>crew waits until one fish is singled out by the tank>stamp on his head when he's down as nobody will question them being mean to himWho's next to get bullied?
>burt instantly excited when told to play the bad guy
Burt really liked evil idea
>>205011945No
guys i haven't written a single line of code in 3 days, help!!
i don't know whos going home, but it ain't gonna be me
>>205012482they could milk that so good. he was so fucking thrilled at the idea
I'm kneeling so hard right now, but I just KNOW the wigger whippet crew is gonna fuck it up somehow
>>205012434sam looks DYEL in comparison
>>205012434you think Sam has 100 lbs on bert? He's like 3 inches taller and nowhere near as jacked, they're def probably close to the same weight
>>205012372sam said he hates training which is why he doesn't pursue boxing
>burt will miss ted the mostHe's in love
>>205012435>they're going to isolate him then hired like 10 indian guys to come into the house to help him.Holy shit they're 100% doing this
>"killer"Absolutely planting subconscious messages here to the noidskitz cunt
>>205012464mizzy
>>205012500can relate lmfao i actually did like 2 hours of overtime just now to actually write some code today
burt wants to plow ted so bad
>>205012463i live in ausi know a lot of indiansmost of them are funny as and very loyal friendsother then being mega horny all the time, they are good friends to have
>>205012529After seeing sams workout yesterday, it's absolutely no wonder that he looks this bad after almost a decade on trt
>burt so happy about getting to play a psycho rapistholy fuck guys I'm actually about to kneel
first time watching fishtank, i dont get it
>MAMA I FINALLY MADE ITxD if only they knew
>>205012642xDDDD
>>205012372Sam is way bigger than Burtwould easily knock him out
>>205012528I'm trying not to think about it, enjoy it while you can.
>making payton say "mama i finally made it!"this is so cruel but so fucking funny
>>205012642>>205012657XDDDD
>>205012531all he does is smoke cigars and train lol, he just knows he'd get his ass kicked by anyone his size, he likes being the big fish in a small pond
>Payton, Mizzy, Prince, Alexis The new team evil
>>205012661he's a couple inches taller. burt is also an amateur heavyweight boxer too.
How do you idiots think Burt is going to fight Sam with Vance wrapped around his legs and Ted wrapped around his cock?
>>205012435fucking kek. like the matan interview
>>205012759Burt already won, he's the Josie of this season. He's gonna have an ending similar to the Willy Wonka one, cap this.
>>2050127104 inches taller and probably 60lbs heavier
>Keep Simbal in>Show all the fish the footage of them scheming against him
>>205012677first time watching, do they not know they are being filmed?
>>205012854They are 100% doing this
>>205012593I live in the UK and they are not friendly, smell quite bad and generally unhygenic with how they dispose of their rubbish and maintain their property. Pakis are worse but both are bad in my book here, we've had race riots not even involving the English here between Pakistani Muslims and Indian Hindus in Leicester and this happened just a couple of years ago. Invite the third world to your country get third world problems.Also Indians are notorious scammers, always trying to scam through Cold calling I hate them.
>>205012834Sam's the slimmest he's been in a while, and has no bulk muscle mass, Burt is absolutely heavier & stronger than him.
>>205012876they think they're on a reality tv show that got picked up by hulu so they're all hyped up and feeling themselves
>>205012889it could be that the indians i am talking about are 2-3rd generation in ausso they have the aussie culture and have some form of social awareness
lords of the locker room in here sheesh.. gay guy much?!
>>205012884It'll burn the crew as being trustworthy but then maybe they're going to go full hell and turn on TTS, etc
>>205012372its BURTBURT
What's the bit with G constantly fucking about with the camera with Binx? Second time he's done it to interrupt her flow
>>2050130002nd-3rd generation immigrants are cool. The issue is the cultureI pray you never work in a company with indians based in India
>first time i've seen jet all season>he's getting Sam a burrito
>>205013097He likes 90 pounders
recycle>>205012030>>205012030>>205012030>>205012030
>Cameras, lens setup, tripod positions, fixing lights, ordering burritos >>>>>>> hearing Binx opinions Kek
>>205012889They work in all the petrol stations where I'm at. All the ones I encountered are under 6 ft and skinny fat and talk really quiet and awkward. I saw one in the gym once doing 2kg dumbbell curls he was skinny fat and stank of curry. Jeets bro. .
>>205013193Only thing hes good for
Binx having a meltdown on confession right now
It doesn't sound like they knew her mother died but what the fuck thats just horrible
>>205011041is that a question
>>205013879honestly it could have been so much worse she handled it pretty well
>>205011243Sam as a "joke"
>>205014689meant to respond to >>205011379
>>205011891It's a jewish show
>Tune in to br3>Alex is trauma dumping again>Go back to watching confessional with gay niggerThis new hardcore gaslight is lit tho. They're on point with getting non MDE fans on for contestants.
>>205010787This will be Burt’s personal massage room
>>205010894Lmao
