The Bvll edition /ftl/ News• Alex has not stopped talking since entering the house• The jeet is going feral• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Ted can’t skate (poser)• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the top of the chopping block• Mizzy has shown her ass and pussy in just two days• Alex and Binx are allies• Elimination challenge: Person with the least candy gets kicked off the show• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlist (no audio on premium)https://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205010733
Trixie mogs
hu-loo
Huloo
B U R T
Greg is the white Sinbad
AHHH SIMBAL TRIES TOO HARD, IT'S CRINGE.
Bet he uses the whistle tonight.
she could give a titjob to a horse
Post Smaack's asshole
>>205012030>cute>white >skaterPic not related.
Smaack mogs
ha-loo
Mizzy owes me sex
>sam blowing smoke in burt's facenot nice
would you pay him to fuck your wife and then you?
wasn't meg's internet name burt or something like that? is there a connection?
I'M IN FUCKING TEARS HOW IS THIS GUY REAL HOW DID HE GET HERE
>3 days in>"It's starting to feel like family"this is going to get dark
nah we made it
binx!
wtf they showed them s1 footage??
>>205012061based
It’s so fucking funny that one retard drunkenly uttering a soft a nigger word has spilled into a days long drama that no one can stop talking about or let goNormies are insipid
>THE MIDDLE EASTERN MAN
>I can't remember the man's name, the middle eastern manSimbal is fucking gone lol
>>205012130he's been off in his own world the entire day lmao
Post the bert copy pasta need some bert
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
>>205012130
>>205012125her socials was @dogebert
>>205012111mizzy minge
>>205012035
They're still so hyped. Bless 'em.
>Burt doesn't know Jeet's name>Just introduce him as the middle eastern mankek
BEN GIVE THE JEET A GIFT CARD THAT HE CAN REDEEM FOR CANDY DURING THE ELIMINATION AS AN APOLOGY FOR LEAVING HIM OUT OF THE TRAILER. MAKE HIM SAY I REDEEM THE GIFT CARD. HE NEEDS TO REMAIN UNTIL TTS. YOU WILL EARN THOUSANDS IN TTS. DO THE NEEDFUL BEN. MAKE HIM REDEEM THE CARD.
shouldn't they clarify to burt that they are NOT being livestreamed?
>>205012133OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>205012133link to her socials
I'm just gonna say again... don't sleep on Ian.. buy stock while you still can
need caps of smaack with the baby
>burt doesn't even know anyone's namehe is only thinking about how bad he wants to pound Ted
>>205012030SIMBAL ON SUICIDE WATCH>...heh...yeah...I probably wasn't in the pilot because the producers are going to introduce me as a mystery guest...Yeah...I am just that different and awesome...Actual words from Simbal. He is currently overdosing on copium.
>>205012122fishtank is unironically great for Burt's bumy busting career. Lots of literal rich fags on the Right. Peter Thiel is going to hook him up
>>205012158when even gay dudes don't remember your name. lmao
>burt didn't remember symbols name
Hi everyone, let's all stop watching this "show" now
>just say.. the middle eastern man
>>205012161queen
I AM IN FUCKING TEARS
simbal is not going home....
>let's not say his name people get confused when they hear simbal
can we mass report the faggot spamming about smack's gross mixed race asshole?We need to put an end to another wave of ugly-girl simps (Josiefags/Tayleighfags) before it even begins
SAY IT
>just say the middle eastern man
>>205012161
holy shit he's making him just call him "the middle eastern man"
>gaynigger moving in on binxback off, that's alex's girl
it's really funny watching simbal trying so hard to be the cool funny guy
>Don't say his name, just say the middle eastern manKEK
burt is really socially aware, he didn't want to slight the jeet by reffering to him as an arab so he hyped him up a bit lol
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730239551480050.webm
>>205012232smaack isn't ugly actually
>>205012236KEK
>>205012216i dont think anyone is going home. they will never vote
i've seen mizy puzy. but what about alexis? has she been whoring herself out today as usual? what about binx? boy i'd like to fuck THAT stupid bitch! blue headed hoe! she's wearing a skirt today right? UNFF!! UNNNFFFFF!!!! know what i'm saying? UNNNFFFF!!!!
Anyone else getting satanic vibes from this?
Did Binx even react when they first saw the episode?
>>205012233I kneel
>>205012158It’d work better in theory if he was second elimination imo with the jokes they can do, but he’s such a social void that I think he needs the boot soon
>>205012232Well I just think its demeaning towards women.
Brother, being indian must be so fucked up
>as useful to the familyHe thinks he's being adopted
who needs to be dicked down the hardest?
>Burt refers to them as family already:(
Genuinely why do all the women whisper when they aren't even saying anything secretive? Help me understand
>>205012251that’s the funniest part
poor fucking cybil
content king
>>205012258I want to smack the shit out of smaack's face, I don't know why.
>>205012203go back to your pedo thread or w/e
>>205012192He actually said that?
oh god please no Chip
>>205012242>didn't even see him as indianburt is too pure for this world.
Burt is a sweet man and it makes me sad that they're fucking with him
>>205012267Xe's hideous
>>205012232Sure.
did burt just say vitameatavegemin
>>205012296Smaack, she needs to have the retard fucked out of her
>>205012269yeah I think so too
the.. uh.. cool middle eastern dude from queens, new york..
>>205012296Ted
>>205012296
>>205012291He thinks he's being made
>>205012290kek imagine what sort of fucked up shit you had to do in a previous life to be born indian
>burt complains about 2024 being too "PC">won't call simbal "the middle eastern man"I expected more
>>205012183he now thinks its being STREAMED on Hulu
The jeet is surviving the first elimination. There's no way they aren't showing this footage to them.
>>205012280>>205012279>>205012278>>205012276>>205012273>>205012269>>205012268>>205012267>>205012262You have to go back
>>205012291It's like the Blindside
>>205012258gross
>>205012302psychological trick to make someone pay more attention to what you're saying
>>205012296Ted is begging for a bbc top
>>205012298>>205012291last night he told mizzy he saw himself as the father figure
>explain to the folks at home
>>205012160It's pretty goranianpilled that all of the people in the house have somehow been convinced that burt is some kind of harmless, sweet gentle giant despite everything they've seen so far. The first day he hardly talked to them, when they entered b3 it reeked of jizz, and everytime he was in the room he would awkwardly stand and just stare at everyone with sanpaku eyes. Then, he straight up told them that he's a deranged fetish prostitute and they all clapped and smiled and said "hell yeah you go!"Meanwhile, we as the audience have seen that whenever he's not interacting with others he's stroking his dick and mumbling about telekinesis. He has a clown car bag full of prescription meds, ontop of two dozen supplements that he just brought out to "share" with everyone. In the confessional he said that he likes to play despicable and fucked up roles as rapists and killers, claiming that it's the "opposite" of who he actually is (this is a retard level defense that no one would actually use if they were smart btw lol). In his own words "the more fucked up, the better"It's actually unreal how this is playing out. It's like watching a study on how serial killers hide in plain sight. The most recent thing that happened was burt said the line "the biggest pumpkin in the house for the biggest penis in the house" (only one thinking about dicks constantly. Others that had their lines be sexual were told to say that). And all of the fish laughed and clapped because he's their heckin niggerino prostitute friend. Imagine the outrage if alex or one of the other guys would have said that. The next thing that's gonna happen is theyre all gonna keep praising him to eachother, meanwhile he's going to go back to b3, ramble about pumpkins and penises for fifteen minutes, then start gooning in his bunk again while the others in the house are completely oblivious to him. they didn't see all of the red flags we did, but they saw plenty and chose to ignore themFucking Goranian
>who is chip
>youtube recommends me a restreamerthank god, I can't watch this shit without director mode, I got shit to do also>getting outjewed by the techjew kek
>>205012296binx by me
>>205012232>waahhhhh she has different politics than me
>>205012319I want her to check my privilege if you know what I mean
Has anyone interacted with Ian today?
>>205012284truth. start sexualizing the men too.
aw i like how burt calls them a teamthis guy is great
>>205012319wrong
>>205012318He does gay porn, he'll be alright.
>>205012349lmfao
>>205012322LMAO i thought he did too
>>205012296SMAACK
Ian is based because he's the only one giving this retarded "show" (paypig extraction service) the deference it deserves (none)
>>205012374Who?
Who is the gay black conspiring against? Alex, Ian???
i know we post a lot about satanic energy but this might legit be the most evil thing they've done across all 3 seasonsand i can't stop laughing
>>205012367link it and delete it
>>205012290This.
Fishtank.live chat was never good but now it's just straight up unusable just so they can say "look, number bigger" with all the free chat.
burt is a ubermensch
>>205012348back to where? this is my home!
>>205012296Sam
>>205012399content KING
>>205012311Something very similar to that. He said when all the girls confronted him with not being in the pilot. That was his cope, that the producer's are saving him for a future episode to introduce as a badass character. He's full on Bollywood jeeting.
wonder if ben triggers burts or sneeds gaydar
"Also, Simmons is a pedophile from season 1" will be Jet's "also the Slingshot's a rental"
drink up cutie pie we're gonna have some celebratory fun 2nite <33333
>>205012307LET'S GOOOOO
Ian Idols. How are we feelin?
if something like this happened to anyone from S2, i wouldn't care but Burt is too innocent
>>205012162I WALK A LONELY ROADTHE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN
what are they talking about in b3? sounds like they're suspicious
>>205012423Yeah Alex has talked to everyone ad nauseum
there isn't a single ugly woman this season you guys just don't know ball
!!!! IAN INTERACTION IN DEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>205012405its so evil its good. Good things sometimes take evil to be possible.
Ian doesn't give a fuck lmao. He's just here for the free food
nontent the rest of the day now right?
why are people talking about chip?
this lazy nigger refuses to do anything interestinghe almost certainly wins the show in the end
>>205012409the only method to communicate about this show is this basket weaving forum
>Lower your head and slowly raise itWhy is this bit so good lmao
>woahh ITS SO FUCKED UP CUHHRAAZZEEE IM LOSIN MY MARBLESCalm down
DARK BURT ACTIVATED
devious burt
>>205012433>Ian finally wakes up>There's halloween shit everywhere and he doesn't know whyKino, they should just let him get high at this point.
>devious
>>205012396smack smaacks smacker
Mizzy thighs
>and try to seem a little evil>*goes full sanpaku eyes bulging*
>>205012438burt films himself getting his ass sucked by white men
i think you winked with both eyes
>>205012471he loves it. burt needs to play every rapist in network tv
BURT IS FINALLY GETTING TO PLAY THE PSYCHO RAPIST
>Okay burt, more sinister. Try to seem like a psycho rapist
LMAOOOOO
>>205012438>Burt is too innocentHe really, really isn't. You must have missed his confessional interview
HE ASKED ABOUT TED LOL
>>205012439BUT I EAT ALONE, I EAT ALONE
BURT NAILED THAT LMAO
>>205012461the "executive producer" is showing up later
>Sam enabling Burt's serial killer acting aspirationsthat's cute
everyone is decorating and having a good time.wtf is his problem?
I just came back home from crossdressing in public.Has Jet come upstairs to share screentime with the contestants?
why is ben so good at this? what's his actual background?
>>205012370I dont even know what politics she has, faggotShe is horrifically ugly and I'm tired of seeing the same fat loser shilling her trying to create another wave of retards who previously shilled for the ugliest girls on S1 and S2>Josie and Tayleigh
>acting becomes better when he's told to be evil
>>205012465he’s a mauro/meg. jet loves to keep these types around to laugh at as long as they don’t quit
BURT ON TED>ted is a cool dude>i will miss him most
Ben does the effeminate fag producer role so well
>>205012517star power?
Burt talks about Ted like he's going to kill and eat him
>>205012517AKA chip if anyone is wondering
>>205012480based smaack archivist
>>205012521literally me
>>205012524amateur rapper and photoshop artist
>>205012296ted is such a slut for daddy burt
>>205012480so thats all she does regardless of what type of board she is on? what happens when she is buckled down on a snowboard? She just stands there?
what the fuck are they doing with the cobwebs in b3, how are they going to get into their beds?
PEY CONFESSIONAL
>ted is my favorite dude>the one i'd miss the mostoh he wants that bussy
>>205012467For me it's kiwifarms fishtank livechat. Hey sisters!
poor payton kek
ITS OVER TED IS GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS
This is such a Neptunian shot, I like that the light blocks most of the view.
>"If Ted got eliminated, I would miss him the most."Ted's about to get some bbc
>Ted is my favorite dudee in the house and if he got eliminated it would make me sadit's over for ted
>>205012030why is director mode not working
how the frigg can ben act so gay so well?
>>205012523yeah you can't just post that and not include a pic
>>205012465so far, josie is the only beaner in the ftl universe to be entertaining
>>205012536it's just him with a slightly more effeminate voice
>>205012426Whats the qrd on the slingshot line?Also bros I just realized theyre gojng to do confessionals and "forget" about the jeet
===PAYTON UPDATE===she entered the confessional
Burt brought all of the vitamins to share with his new family because he wants them to be healthy :(
>>205012578Cause Josie's not around to operate them.
Is Alex is one of the only people thinking the video they got shown is strange.
>>205012524ben gay
>>205012561>>205012577id ted a faggot as well?
Payton looks like every barrel racing girl
they are gonna fuck with the jeet so hard. new fake episode will get shown with clips of burt saying hes the middle eastern guy, clips of alex calling him sibil and clips of binx saying sigil. hes gonna seethe
I think the only reason Ian hasn't done anything is because he thinks this big brother, a show that rewards blending in. Once he realizes that this is fishtank, he'll start doing shit.
>>205012587someone edit extreme camera shake
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton is IN confessional
Paytonners...
>payton hyped to be on huluLOL
>>205012521 I don't want him to leave
>>205012562kiwifarmers write essays on the social dynamics between the contestants, wtf is wrong with them?
>>205012524Jewish background. thousands of years of accumulating genes for deception
YOU BETTER MAKE ME LOOK GOOD SIMMONS
>>205012590Yeah i know
>>205012374Simbal. He asked Ian what he said in the pilot because he couldn't hear over everyone cheering for Luke.
neptunian framing
Bert ass does NOT know how to fight
>>205012030you dumb motherfucking wiggers, get the monitor out of the scene
how do all these people say they loved reality tv but don't recognize the n word man from big brother
Smack's asshole could alter a mans entire life. I think I understand Chris Watts now. His sidewoman must have had something similar.
haven’t paid attention to her at all but i fear for payton
Payton is gonna crash out big time
>>205012521maybe he knows they're being punk'd
>>205012517it might be chris because of the video he uploaded earlier today but i'm hoping it's xavier
>all the guys fucking around in the den>Ian just eating and staring off into the distanceI feel like theres a deep message about society hidden somewhere here.
>>205012605Yeah, if it wasn't already obvious to you, he confirmed it.
>>205012588Creature can be funny at times, though. Same for Juliana. More than Josie, at least.
These confessionals are going funny as fuck when the real show kicks in
burt and payton deserve love and respect and i do not want them to be teased and humiliated
I WATCH HULU EVERY DAYI LOVE REALITY TVI LOOK UP TO THE MEN AND WOMEN I SEE ON THE SCREEN
>>205012521>Latin introvertWhen they get it, they get it bad
>>205012586This poster always "just got back home from doing something shocking". I like it, it's a funny gimmick.
>>205012604that's a shop
ben is so fucking funny
>>205012574Same
>>205012639Seems like the Big Brother crowd has kind of memory holed Luke since the controversy happened
Where's that guy that said Payton is winning this? I want to laugh at you.
>>205012556She would just walk around with a snowboard and just tell you she’s a snowboarder.
>>205012607KEK THIS
Who do they want to kick out of the game?
Anyone else getting this weird ominous feeling? Like I'm viewing something that is going to go down in infamy and destroy careers and ruin lives.
hes dabbing on that hindu fuck
LOL FUCK THAT JEET
>>205012654oh i forgot creature was latina. yeah she's cool.
OH NO SYMBOL BROS
>>205012605i think on the first day when burt said to la'ron that he was also gay/bi, ted was really surprised and said that he still wasnt sure of his own sexuality
Alex bros...
>>205012646last night he was wondering when the producers were going to come up and do something crazy. he probably knows something is up or recognized sam or something
>>205012605ftm
PAYTON TALKING STRATEGY
is the indian guy speaks with an accent?
>>205012688the pajeet. just your regular american racism at play.
>>205012639big brother is on cbs and paramount+. they dont have subs
>>205012656they already are, did you miss alex rambling in the confessional at 4am lol
>>205012639qrd?
>>205012658Burt deserves to be locked up in a mental assylum
>>205012583he's Jewish and works in showbiz. he also fucked Josie Martinez after s1 filming wrapped so he doesn't really have anything to prove anymore as a 35y/o guy
>>205012690It's because that's exactly what you're watching
>>205012708secret genius
>>205012690>I'm viewing something that is going to go down in infamy and destroy careers and ruin lives.That's correct.
>>205012702Alex unironically deserves better
>>205012702I will not be watching, she is too fat.
>>205012598Type English you stupid fuck.
what happened to the mizzy plan? pussies
>>205012698shes cool when her tops off, otherwise she's just a standard zoomer bitch
>>205012700>>205012697What happened???
>>205012678yeah, they'd have to be super fans to remember seeing him live and the controversy online. Claire probably recognized him
>>205012702it’s gonna suck if they pull him aside and he leaves over this shit
>>205012521
>Ian doesn't want to be hereLMAO
>>205012724i wanna suck off damiel so badly
https://youtu.be/PK-sHqa-sMk?si=ch6gnA5nhowxlDdmTeddy, you better stretch out white boiYou gonna get the Burt hurtin the burt hole
>>205012643I became an assdrunkard the second i saw that sweet mutt's blown out rosebud
>>205012690Because these aren't loser NEETs too starstruck by Sam to get litigious.
>>205012702bring her on the show jet!
>>205012639dude he was on Season 25, not the first 10, normies have too much options for entertainment
>>205012724is this real chat?
>>205012702shes ganna be the reason he quits.... fuck ms piggy
Payton is actually becoming content now. She's tapped in.
JET KEEP THE JEET. GIVE HIM A GIFT CARD HE CAN REDEEM FOR IMMUNITY IN FRONT OF THE OTHERS. YOU HAVE TO DO THIS.
>>205012702>Let me turn my divorce threat into an attention whoring event :)Slaughter this fucking cow
they're gonna scare payton :(
>>205012749Payton roasting the Jeet in confessionals.
What are these retards doing
>>205012749Payton and her allies want to kick him out
I hope the elimination is a candy eating contest and the votes are fucking pointless and the last person to finish the candy they have gets sent home
my retarded skinny wife
payton's gonna be fucking devastated holy shit
The final 2
EVIL PAYTON
>>205012690nothing bad will happen.
>>205012724this has to be edited
smack got me feeling like Mike Adriano, staring into the anal abyss
>>205012778she has been, her and alexis are good schemers
>>205012742English you stupid fuckNow what?
>Lower your head and raise it.YES FUCKING YES I LOVE THIS SHIT
Sharks are gonna be the halloween reveal
tj
>>205012800i will make them my wives
WHEN THE DARKNESS COMES
Payton is so fucking gone when she finds out lol
paytons mouth is kind of crooked when she talks
>>205012778Payton’s been running the show almost as much as Luke, gotta peep game
damn
>>205012769i thought they would watch the currently airing seasons. i have no idea when 25 aired, apparently it was just last year
>>205012838>doesn’t like scary thingsShe’s gone
>>205012787>take down restreamers>stream your own shit>fail at itNeptunian
>>205012800<1% chance, they would both have to transform into different people
spooky
How did jet find her?
>>205012817best stupid ass bit
>>205012724
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE VANCE WE'RE FILMING>I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOUwhat did sam mean by this?
>let's not do simbal
the retarded head raise is the best fake bit
yes sir
>>205012787Yeah I don’t get it either
NO MORE VAPES LETS GO
>>205012643she definitely has a beautiful brown star. too bad I'd never do anal, but a pretty butthole is always a plus.
>>205012800 God please no
>I think we should not do Simbalkek
THEY'RE NOT DOING THE JEET IN CONFESSIONAL.
>purposely avoiding simballmao
>>205012842in your dreams jet
>yes sirfuck that made me brick up
>>205012800Unironically hope so.
No pajeet confessional today lmfao
last thread i said payton would be slightly confused by the reveal but be convinced to stay and win. i don't think that will happen any more
why is he taking her vape??
>>205012872cig deliveries soon
>>205012857>grabbin peelzit all makes sense now
POSSIBLE PLAN FROM SAM TO SKIP SIMBAL CONFESSION FOR TODAYBEN AGREES
>Yes sirpoor girl
i wonder how long they'll manage to keep up the larpingit's almost enjoyable right now
>dont interview simbalLMAO sam
>Let's not do symbol>Ben looks confused then laughsKINO
>>205012762UM SHARE?
I think we just found the one person who will actually fall for The Entity bit
any chance we're getting dark symbol or will he continue to be a doormat?
>>205012842Now shoop Xavier's face onto the right
>"Do we do Simbal next?">"I think we don't do Simbal">Ben smiles>"We can do Simbal tomorrow">"Ok"KINO GOODBYE PAJEET BYE BYE!!!
>>205012858AHHHHHH
BINX TIME
>>205012787TJ is trying his best!
>I say we just don't do simbal>lets do him tomorrowbased
>>205012867his fucking face when sam said they actually should was hilarious
>>205012864>FINE YOU FUCKING NIGGERSwoah vance, failRP much??
Are they really not gonna bring fatty for 3? :(
I FUCKING CALLED ITTHEYRE SKIPPING THE JEET
sam in confessional overheard telling ben >i think we just don't do cymbalben slowly starts to laugh
ben's gay director character is cracking me up holy shit
>>205012791PAYTON LEAKED SAYING NIGGERhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/WIVGDGwLbUg
>>205012787they were streaming it on youtube, just like the site but there was someone controlling it aka director mode
binx looking kind of delish in the confessional rn
>>205012897it is part of the skit. they need it to be 'family friendly' or whatever.
As funny as it is, not doing Symbal is a mistake. He's already seething, he's going to give up lol
>>205012787>can manage to make a whole streaming site>can't figure out how to use OBS without fucking it uphow jet, HOW
>Vance is so easy to hateHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>wait until after the hottest girl is done to fix the camera on confessionalwiggers..
>>205012932indian racism is so funny
princess
>luke wandering the house in a grey wifebeater like a serial killerlmao
>>205012842as soon as Xavier starts working in fishtank writing this happens
>>205012724>>205012861i suddenly feel a lot better about myself and i probably weigh 150lbs more than him my cock is huge in comparison
>moves camera out of the way for the simp baitis ben more neptunian than jet?
>>205012881>>205012880>>205012879Kek, would be peak kino if they just ignored him for the entire show
>>205012874>id never do analyou’re missing out
>>205012861I could have gone my whole life without seeing Damiels donger
>>205012930Pretty princess (in the foreground)
>>205012969it is
SARS REDEEM SIMBAL BASTARD BITCHHOW CAN HE SKIP?HOW CAN HE SKIP?!!?
>>205012931lol
>>205012960He doesn't seem like he's seething that much to be honest. I think a part of him thinks they just accidentally forgot to put him in.
sweaty tits
>>205012932hopefully they've read my constant requests of giving him a gift card for forgetting him
>>205012964but they started fixing it when the hottest girl walked in
yummy
getting an indian contestant was one of the best ideas they've had
>>205012982why didnt he move it for payton then? this blue haired bitch is beat
>>205012991came for Binxstayed for Ben
bros I wanna fuck binx but I don't wanna become a scumbag simp gooner, what do?
>>205012976i was starting to think you weren't going to show up this season
TOTAL PAJEET DEATH
God I want Binx so fucking much
i've seen damiel's penis, and i've seen his cum, but never the twain shall meet
>>205012962did he do something wrong?
Binx 100 percent knows about Fishtank, I don't know how people don't see that
>>205012981hes average sized
SEX WITH BINX SEX WITH SMAACK SEX WITH PAYTON SEX WITH MIZZY SEX WITH ALEXIA
Make the call Jet.
>>205012982He needs to zoom in on her tits if he wants to be more neptunian
>>205013020just rape her, it's a nice middle ground
no so fast gooners
>>205012969I feel a bit bad for them since a big part is obviously the rest of the third world trying to hide their own shit countries antics.
>>205012984I've heard. oh well.
>>205013009I want to give her children before her womb dries up
my season 3 cap folder is growing rapidly
>>205013016she blew the fuck out of the pumpkin poll so they know she is the simp bait
>>205013020keep your thoughts to yourself. what im doing while thinking about burying my face in those sweaty tits
mizzy poon, fat and smooth
CHUDDHI RACIST BASTARTS
>>205013034Binx just said it because she's a bitch
>>205012941do indians exist solely to be hated and shit on?
>its overexposed so turn the irs up
>>205013035Are people disputing this?
>>205013031why did this make me cackle
my god. binx boobies
my beat quadroon wife
the best part is the indian guy could’ve easily had shinji status but he’s actually a creep
>>205012997सर कृपया आप भारतीय आदमी को कैसे छोड़ सकते हैं वह शो के लिए जरूरी है क्या आप कृपया उसे अब छुड़ा सकते हैं सर कृपया
>>205013008your stream must be delayed because that ghoul just walked in on mine
its okay to goon to these women, they may be older but they are actually attractive unlike Josie
i just want Smack to educate me about racism and ride over my cock with her skateboard. is that too much to ask?
>>205013009yucky
>>205012857Is this real?
>dimmer on 30lmao
Think anything else major is going to happen tonight after they film confessionals? I got shit to do
>>205013056no bush i cri
>>205013035binx, luke, alex, alexis, ted, smaack all know
jet
>We're filming in here>It's me, Jet>WE'RE FILMINGJet got demoted, didn't he?
>binx glistening cleavage sweat
WE’RE FILMING IN HERE JET
>>205013080my fake skater nigger libtard bitchwife
>inserts himself
errand runner Jet
>>205013105God, you're fucking retarded
>>205013102bush is for faggots
JET HOLY SHIT
Ian hasn't moved, is he nodding out?
>>205013083What ever happened to shinji? Did he ever do that VRchat meetup?
>>205013122i fucking LICK
>>205013056Yes
epic bit jet.
SHE KNOWS AND SHE IS FEELING GUILTY
jet ruining shit yet again
>hammering in the "jet is just an errand boy" bitokay I'm thinkin kino
>>205013126Anyone else want to worship her smelly feet?
was at work can I get a status on my boy alex
are binx boobies real? they seem very planted and its grossing me out
This bit might be pushing it, she isnt retarded
i hope they just keep binx in there for an hour restarting over and over
>jet is now sams delivery guyKEK
>>205013129>>205013131out of my camera feed, jet.
>Jet is pretending to be just an errand boy for production
>jet giving away the location of the house by talking about nearby food places
>I'm not a dumb animalOkay pal
>>205013117is she vegan or something?
They should’ve done this bit for Symbal then told him they ran out of time for his confessional
medium salsa over
>>205013086ये तो बहुत लोग कह रहे हैं जनाब
>>205013092I'd totally fuck smaack if you know what I mean hehehehe
what does she think about sam's burrito order?
>>205013151grooming binx
Binx is the most simpable Fishtank female besides Bliccy. Change my mind.
>>205013162we manifested jet the doordash delivery driver
>andrewhuh
>>205013151The tank has extreme Alex Fatigue.
>calling Jet Andrew
>AndrewDid i miss this lore? is that Jet's name for this season?
i hope they opening shit on andrew
>>205013153pushup, she said earlier
>>205013035waifufag brain disease is incredibleyou'll say she's an /ftl/ poster next
Is this correct?
>>205013156>she isnt retardedshe's a 32 year old woman that unironically recites skibidi toilet memes
>>205013132what? have you listened to any of the ridiculous stories alexis is telling all the time? she 100% is doing a bit. luke obviously knows.
>>205013151he's over the moon right now
>>205013117>sorry for interrupting>all good thanks andrew
did ben just call jet >andrewjet already introduced himself by his real name
Why is Goran on my screen?
Thanks andrew!
i Swear to God Burt looks like a Mass Effect NPC everytime i see him
>>205013176nigger we've known the location since day 3 of blood games and the cops already showed up today
>thanks Andrew He already said his name was Jet
>Thanks, AndrewJET FUCKED IT UP, HE TOLD THEM HIS NAME WAS JET LOL
>>205013153it's a push-up bra you virgin
>thanks andrewLMAO
god i want to lick the drippings from her cute little sweaty cuban titties
>Production Assistant Andrewneptunian
>>205013176>the location has been leaked since before 2.5 started
>making BASED symbal the villainHe's STAYINGI BELIEVE THAT HE WIN WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WIN WINI BELIEVE THAT HE WIN WIN
>>205013176its in rhode island just walk around for 5 minutes and you'll find it
jet was literally directing a scene earlier.
>>205012030btw the M3U name is wrong, premium cams have audio now
>>205013223>>205013225jet is his nickname
rare ben L
>>205013151content MACHINE
>>205013237DO NOT REDEEM THE LOSS SAAR
>>205013080my beautiful nubian queen
>>205013056Holy sheet is there a webm of this?
>>205013145Yeah there's no way she can quote CWC but not know and recognize le mass shooter meme guy
>>205013197lol he already introduced himself as jet when he brought the laundry bags earlier
>>205013222that was just a production bit, cops dont just walk away when someone says they arent allowed to open the door lmao
>>205013237>He's STAYINGthey're completely leaving him out of the edit he's gonna be the first to go
>>205013173>pretending
>>205013197Maybe, but he told them his name is Jet earlier when he was giving them the bags for laundry.
Binx accent is disgusting
>>205013240he told them his name is jet earlier too kek
>>205013225It's Andrew Jet
>>205013192>>205013195>>205013197>>205013214>>205013211>>205013223>>205013225>>205013229Jet is more believable as a nickname
>>205013248what he do?
damn never noticed how much she sounds like a latinx
gooning or not, she is very cute
>>205013233I thought he was supposed to be gay? And didn't one of the contestants call him "Jet" earlier?
>>205013195>>205013197Jet already told one of the girls his name was jet so idk why Sam said that
>>205013223he forgot it because jet is just a lowly errand boy
>>205013237SAAARS I WAS DANCING OF JOY SIRS PLZ CALL MODI WE BHARAT ARE WINNING TEARS OF JOY SIRS
>>205013176the house was already swated this morning
>>205013211That's not a huge deal, it could be a nickname/real name thing
>>205013267you're retarded
>>205013247false
>"In my 3 years of streaming I never thought I'd be on hulu">shes so happy I almost feel bad
>>205013208>>205013251thats what I like hearin
>>205013237I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN
it's kinda sad that binx will go back to her 10 viewer streams after this is over
>>205013285those tits are doing it for me. god I'm so alone.
>I'm really good at reading peopleoh no no no
>>205013259This is probably the only frame where a little bit of puss is visible, so if there is a webm you're not missing anything sadly
>>205013247The "fishtank admin" emails mentioned "Jet" by name as a producer.
>>205013282>latinxconsider killing yourself
>>205013215KEK
>>205013293true actually
>>205013285she is pretty busted desu pretty nice body still
>>205013285do you guys think she would accept my discord friend request
>>205013285Binx and Payton are hot as fuck, Smack is tight too. S3 is goon tank goonable cast, I'm jerking.
>messy
>>205013251why is he dressed like Travis Touchdown
>>205013195>>205013197Makes sense to go by a Christian name for a Network show, Jet being a nickname is fine but calling him a more hum drum name lends credibility to professionalism they're trying to cultivate.
>>205013200>Calling her on her shit is being a waifufag I swear, the average IQ of these threads has plummeted from Bloodgames
>>205013307She will have 50
>>205013288>expecting sam and the wiggers to be on the same page
>>205012130I’m starting to think he’s a plant
>>205013195jet is a doughy retard so maybe they just think hes calling himself a cool epic name like JET
>>205013296He's playing a fictional character with that nickname smartass
>>205013274it's hot and you're gay
>>205013292>>205013295>oh the girl at the door says she isnt allowed to open the door, better drive away without talking to anyone :)
>>205013317u mad boy?
>>205013237They will keep him around until his humiliation is finished by the end of week 1
>>205013190paypay mogs herand josie mogs both
>>205013307really?
who the fuck is ron
>>205013237Surely they are not going to let him go before humiliating him for being a jeet? They can't really do that yet either except in subtle ways
I need to see those perky little cubana titties oiled up
>>205013240>>205013229>>205013225>>205013223its part of the bit. andrew is the bitch stage hand that wants to be cool and have a name like jet. he wants to be the director but all he does is make burrito orders for the producers. fishtank is when andrew gets control
>>205013282She IS one
>>205013247>jet is his nicknameYou nigger, don't be disrespectful to mr neptune in his choice of naming Jet.
>>205013298almost. i only feel bad for burt because ive seen schizos have psychotic breaks and its really say, and payton because she is too young to have her dreams be crushed
>>205013237I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN
>>205013195Should've called him Johnny
>>205013269That would make the confessionals pointless. They're going to keep him so they can show the others talking shit about him.
do people call mizzy “mezzy”?
>>205013328Because he's moeeeeee
>>205013267You do realize they definitely told the police "were doing a show you can watch here, there's no guns or bombs or rapes so please don't send the swat team to blow our heads off"
>>205013348they didn't leave you dumb fuck somebody from production went out and explained it to themretarded non-watcher
>>205013356meeting of the minds
>Alex vibes with meThis bitch is going to fuck monkey boy?
>>205013259yep
>>205013296>>205013314>>205013365its funnier to make the fish think he chooses to be known as jet and his superiors call him by his real name instead
you people are over thinking this. jet is the nickname. and ben is calling him by his "birth name"
>>205013298to be fair Sam is probably bigger than Hulu at this point, shed get more people streaming from this than being on Hulu.
GET SMAACK IN THE CONFESSIONAL RIGHT NOW.
>>205013331Jet is a real name though, I know people named jet.
>>205013357La'ron. The small black gay
yeah boss just called he said he needs more images of naked mizzy
>>205013355kiwifags also thought tayleigh would be successful, they're retarded
i predict that on the last day of the show they'll reveal they were all acting and sam will say something along lines of "we told you they were actors, what were you expecting?".binx will be revealed as creatures cousin. ian is damiels friend.
>>205013348they talked to production you fucking retard
>>205013355fuck off kiwi simps nobody cares
>>205013298Her 5 viewers doing research on what fishtank is and desperately trying to contact her to get her out. But it's too late.
>>205013296The whole johhny neptune thing was just jet
>>205013362ThisAs the house gets more and more Goranian, jet will slowly assume control and play "the good guy" as Jeremy descends into madness
>>205013374isn't his dad's real name actually Andrew
>>205013285ugly busted freak
>>205013356No more brother wars.
Burt this is to catch a predator
How are these normies so retarded?
>Smack's asshole
>had anal sex with a pawg over the weekend>impervious to simp temptation on Fishtankit's just that easy.
explain the simp mindset to mehow do people pass on Josie and Tayleigh and then settle on beat hag #3 Binx
get smaack out of your fucking mouth bitch
>>205012702Not good for Alex, that's probably the best he can do. Just look at this repulsive man.
STOPTYPINGSOMANYMESSAGESI am not warning you limpdick little cornballs again. If you want to spam take it to a fucking stream.
Simbal is on his way out. He was not in the trailer. Even fucking Ian, the nontent king, was featured.
>>205013206You're on /ftl/ if she's retarded for liking skibidi toilet you're a literal drooling brain injured person.
>>205013413lmao they're panicking and masturbating furiously right now
>>205013403where do you people come from
>>205012969They are just really goofy
>>205013381>>205013405there was no wigger awake that early in the morning retard
>>205013427anal is disgusting
alex is crying he's so happy about being on hulu...
>>205013427translation: porked a hog
>>205013397But Tayleigh looks older and more decrepit than Binx
>>205013397the retard that looks like a 12 year old polish boy had zero appeal. people wanna fuck binx. retard.
>>205013355you're actually right this time, kiwitroon
gaynigga stocks?
>>205013421It's overAlex ruined it
>>205013429attainabilityhelps that binx actually has a nice body for once
Ian :(would be the lamest elimination honestly
>>205013446/ftl/
Millenial women are so busted holy shit lol
>>205013151They know hes churning out content with how much he was in that "trailer"
>binx spewing anti-smaackhead propaganda
>>205013388you need to go outside of your niche bubble
Any real evidence that Xavier is on the writing team?
binks has nice dimples :)
>>205013411fuck off jet and hurry up with sams burrito
the jeet is absolutely not going home
>>205013427Real question: why anal? What compels a man to choose the anus rather than the vagina?
>minx is dressing as a goblin for halloweenMANIFESTERS I KNEEL
>goblinHNNNNNNNNNNG
GOBLIN
>>2050134565'8". 160lbs. Chubby but not a hog.
GOBLIN BINX CONFIRMED
>hated vance>love ianwtf wrong with me bros?
SLUT GOBLIN ON HALLOWEEN LETS GO
goblina costume inc
>i'm thinking about painting myself green and being a goblin
>>205013285If Betty knew how to use concealer and dyed her hair there's barely a difference between these ghoul looking ass bitches
Why do they all want Smack out too? She's so friendly? Just because the Jeet chose the same room as her?
>i want something scary to happen
>>205013298The silver lining is she will have dedicated simps now. She already streams and I could see her having a Josie like career after this.
>>205012702>fat pigIt will help him in the long run.
>binx wants something scary to happen>payton hates scary shit:(
HER MOM IS DEAD LOL
>I want something scary to happen on Halloween.Be careful what you wish for Binx.
>>205013465why are niggerfaggots always so handsy like they're claiming women as their own? can't fucking stand this shit
>Binx wants to bodypaintgoon bros
>>205013282More like 'labinx', am I right?
GOBLIN?!
>>205013494Different sensations
>>205013511what the fuck
>binx as a goblin MUH DICK
>>205013494probably complete humiliation/ submission
oh no
>Binx goblin cosplay inbound
>>205013429Don't shit test production jar jar
>she's actually cryingoh my god sam is going to destroy this woman
oh shit is binxs mom dead?
why is she crying now?
>>205012701being an aids-ridden faggot is less gay than "still not being sure of ones own sexuality"
:(
Dead mom alert?
>Is binx fake crying to hide the fact that she was laughing?
>>205013451he came out into the kitchen afterwards NON-WATCHER
>>205013044They were thriving under British rule they wanted self-governance saying they could do it better but they can't. The train system, bridges and government buildings were built by the British are still being used today in India.
she really hated that line
fuck sake i'm so hard
>>205013355i don't think she wants to be associated with kiwifarm chuds
I WAS GONE FOR 10 MINUTES WHAT DID I MISS
I just tuned in, why is Binx crying
lol. whore
she's crying! too cruel! shut it down!
>>205013486any evidence Jet is?
CRYING ON CAMERA CONFESSIONALSS!!
>Goblin mention>Chat explodesWHERE THE FUCK IS MIKE JET WE WANT MIKE
what the fuck why is Blinx crying
binx dead mom confirmed?
DEAD MOMKEK
Oh man Binx is going to fucking SHATTER when this all falls down
>>205013494Didn't want to use a condom.
Ben made Binx cry
WHY IS SHE CRYING?????
what she crying for?
i almost feel badalmost
oopsie
What?
>Alexis straddling the niggerAlexisbros, things aren't looking good.
Why's this bitch crying?
>goblin
Binx is cryingHoly shitThis is so fucked up
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
BINX IS GOING GOBLIN MODEBINX IS GOING GOBLIN MODEBINX IS GOING GOBLIN MODE
>ATTENTION BINXHEADS>GOBLIN PUSSYGOBLIN PUSSY>GOBLIN PUSSYGOBLIN PUSSY>GOBLIN PUSSYGOBLIN PUSSY>GOBLIN PUSSYGOBLIN PUSSY
god her tears are so hot
>>205013546KWAB
REAL EMOTION
>>205013561same, she's so busted and damaged makes me chubbed
>Her mom's deadOh god
>>205013556>>205013560dead mom probably
>women
>Binx dressing up as goblin This dude is gonna freak
why did blue hair start crying
this is fucked
KYNO
why is she crying? i missed it
bro wtf. she's riding him
>Binx crying because of the "Mama, I made it" linelol the insane baggage on that blue-haired weirdo
>>205013589i hate da gawbwin
>>205013580Her mom has to be dead
lol it's like that prank in the Office UK
BBC addict whore
>>205013556it's because her mom is dead you retard
just tuned in, why is this girl crying in the confessional?
binx-is-a-plant fags?
>pretend to be gay so girls act like this towards you400+ iq play
really hope nobody uses this on TTS!!!!!
>>205013611ben gave her a scripted line about her mom
Crocodile tears. Fake story.
oh man Ben really stepped on a landmine
>>205013504vance insists upon himself.
context: binx mentioned earlier today that both her parents are dead
oh so that's why she's mentally frozen in adolescence
GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME (being hugged by ben)
omg a month ago
HAHAHAHA SAM DID BEN DIRTY
>>205013500>5'8" 160lbsSUUUUUUUEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCK YOU BEN FUCKING FAGGOT SHE IS MINE
>you're doing so great>you should be so proud of yourself>you are so strong>seriously, you're incredible
Sam's brain must be frying in his skull witnessing this
WOW GOOD JOB BEN JESUS LOL
>>205013429its parasocial relationships these people formulate in their mind.
>cigar smoke drifting in frame as she breaks downneptunian
>mom died a month agolmao oh fuck
I love emotional bitches. I want to fuck her. I need to protect her.>her mom died a month agoLmao
i guess her mom died in italy???
BAGGAGE REVEAL
>>205013638100% gonna be filtered
>binx’s mom died a month agojesus christ
>binx's mom died just a month agodamn...
I came
>have to step out for a minute>come back and Binx is balling what the fuck
>>205013618>>205013627>medieval queen plotting with the court eunuch
>mom died in Italyouch
Well she won't last long.
>>205013629Yeah I just realized as I hit submit lol
>mom died a month ago>had to leave her moms funeral to joinHOLY SHIT LMAO
HER MOM DIED A MONTH AGOHOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING EVIL
WHAT THE FUCK BROS
>>205013619>>205013645holy shit lmao
Ben using Jimmys rizzing techniques
GORAN I KNEEL
jesus christ
>>205013631ben told her to say "mama we made it" and her mom died a month ago
>mom died a month agoperfect
im crying bros
DEAD MOM TEARS.FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF PRODUCTION??(you should)
binx and payton are both going to rope
OHNONONO
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>My mom died a month agoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JESUS CHRIST
a month? fuck.
>>205013629skill issue, my parents are dead and im not a weepy faggot over it
OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY NEED TO LET HER LEAVEFISHTANK REVEAL MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL HER
LMAO HOLY FUCK
>>205013620that shit was so funny
I kneel, Neptune
fuck, I feel bad for her desu
goran get bex in the room
>>205013593I thought it was Ian but it was the gay nigger insetad
>>205013524you just cursed yourself
HUG BLINX :(
>she left her mom's funeral to go on fishtank
god I need her tears all over my dick
>>205013652Ben wins
you /bant/ faggots better NOT deface the obituary
damn bro
>>205013677kek
>Making someone who's mom died last month think she's finally made progress in her streaming career and she couldn't devote herself to her dead mother's funeral processingAlright, didn't think it would only take until day 3 to reach the Sam Hyde bottom of the barrel level of cruel.
holy shit i took ONE MINUTE to go take a piss and I come back and Binx is cryingHow did Ben cause this lmao?
LMAO she didnt like her mom?? nvm i dont feel bad
>they managed to do a bit out of the girl crying I KNEEL
Holy shit, this is gonna get really evil.
>Ben staying in character even during thisThis is hilarious
this is fucking neptunian
It's a satanic show
>>205013667They get really really really tiring and draining after a while.
Brutal
Binx sounds weird when her latinaghetto accent comes out.
BURT CAMBURT CAMBURT CAMHES DOING A PILL INVENTORY CHECK
Sam won't feel bad about this at all, he's loving it.
Artist guys
SHE'S HYSTERICAL. READY TO FUCK.
THERAPY SESSION IN CONFESSIONAL
holy fuck this is brutal
>>205013582>Heh...nothing personnel, I'm just...savage like thatKeep dreaming, frogfag.
>>205013397tayleigh was doing all right until she fucked a guy that bought her plushie
i hate binx but i feel bad for her
fuck, dude :(
>>205013701youre so cool
ARTIST TYPES.REMEMBER THIS.
>>205013618GIWTWM
>>205013726they didn't know though
bruuuuuuuuuuuuh
This is so GODDAMN GORANIAN HOLY SHITI FUCKING KNEEL
>>205013758thanks bro
no dad too rip
This is grim and fucked
>fishtank is a real reality show on par with BB and SurvivorWhat the fuck happened
WAY TO GO, BEN
I feel bad now. At least she’ll have simps
>>205013734Yup
>dead dad toooof
this is cruel
>Binx is part shitalianFucking dropped. I’m Smaackhead now.
her accent went 500% latina after she started crying
binx should stay until the end she could be a ~200 viewer streamer which isn't too bad
this is evil
Ben could get laid right now if he wanted to
THIS IS GOING TO GET DARK BROS
>bursts into tearsBINX CONFIRMED FOR THIS SEASON'S SUMMER>LATINA ACCENT COMES OUT WHILE SHE'S CRYING>my mom died like a month ago
HUG BINX HUG BINX HUG BINX HUG BINX HUG BINX HUG BINX
her mother's death was just part of this satanic ritual to bring out these negative emotions from binx. the evil of sam hyde knows no bounds
>lost her dad too:(
Alex is fucking her tonight, miss piggy is getting divorced.
This shit is evil man
damn this hurts
she went to Twitchcon lmaoShe has a 10 viewer average
>>205013726this is fuckedi like binx but at the same time i wanna what happens when the truth bomb happen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAReally extending her liberties here.
>>205013781it's so fucking hot
HEY BEN WE NEED A THERAPY CIRCLE ASAP
Fake story. She's pulling a Tay/Sarge
okay this is too evil now, let her leave and I can give her a good life
did Ben know about this lol
>>205013670>>205013673The fuck is she doing here then? That would fuck me up, damn.
>>205013738I like it. She def calls dudes papi in bed
I was just listening to Sam on PGL talking about how much he hates seeing adults crying about their dead parents to their friends like lmao stop milking it
>>205013734yeah i feel bad for binx now, but what can you dohellhouse
>>205013780She’s not. She said her mom is american but was in Italy when she died
>The folks on hulu are proudGOD DAMN LOL
>>205013780her mom was visiting italy. she didn't say she's italian.
damn that actually seems like a really fucked situation
>>205013799you...can go if you have 0 viewers lol, the con isn't solely streamers
>>205013805Binx is hot, my cock is hard
>>205013638alex divorcebinx dead momsimbal retarded brotherian dead son sonny
>A twitch con streamer she doesn't know sam hyde or fishtankI seriously hope you guys don't believe this
the way ben is pronouncing Folks makes my skin crawl
>I have to settle with making myself proud Fuck, man
yeah this bitch is killing herself once the gig is up
>Binx abandoned dead mothers executer of will/death wrap up stuff to get gaslighted and mocked by evil sociopaths The Lord works in mysterious ways... alternatively she's lying as SHE KNOWS and refused to play Ben's "say X" game and created a lie to get sympathy.
nasal much?
"You are making US proud"Ok we are all going to hell.
the folks on hulu are proud....
>and you are making the people at home watching.... on hulu... proud too.
>the folks watching at home on Hulu are proud toojesus fucking christ ben lmfao
Holy fuck dude
>>205013813prob not. he asked Burt to say the same exact line.
>>205013821>i watch PGLyou're a faggot
This is just evil
is ben a sociopath
>>205013790>LATINA ACCENTSHE'S ITALIAN
ben is so good at this
holy fuck she's an insane woman. im crying because i hate my mom but she died
>and the folks watching at home on Hulu as wellevil nigger
>>205013832no one knows sam lmao
>>205013786absurdly evil i dont know why jet thinks this of all things is blessed by god or whatever he claims
Ben is so good at staying in character god damnbravo
>>205013809Nah this seems genuine, the accent is coming out.
>>205012258Everything about this shot besides the camera movement looks exactly like something from an 80s teen movie
>>205013800She's going to get a bigger internet audience on this fake show than she would've gotten on a bottom of the barrel hulu show.
uh... will you guys be my new mom and dad
>>205013824HAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAWe are da real joos.
>all the apertures laughingWhat causes a person to be like this?Captcha: YTWP
>>205013650Meh she's 32 years old it's not that big a deal at that age
>>205013832nigga twitchcon is normie central
Are all you niggers paypigs or what? How you viewing the confessional?
>>205013821it was a month ago, give her some leniency
There's such a high chance that this season completely implodes over the slightest fuck up. They really need to play this shit super safe for awhile to not scare these dumbasses away.
>Ben staying in cheesy character Holy shit
she didn't even like her own mom
>>205013832A lot of women on Twitch have no idea who Sam Hyde is or MDE, World peace was 2016.
>>205012030>Mizzy has shown her ass and pussyI require evidence
Season 1 satanic posters, now’s your time.
>>205013788Ben could get laid anytime with these women
This is KINO
i have newfound respect for ben for real, the guy pulls through
>>205013861the look on his face during that was so fucking funny
i liked her explanation for irl streamingpeople who cant find it in themselves to go outside and have an adventure can still experience things like that through the streamcool
>my dad died toogoddamn dude
I really wish I could watch the Binx kino rn but jet is a jew
>>205013832pretty certain her and ted are aware but they both make good targets anyway
damn this bitch is Cuban
Explain to the folks at home what bereavement is...
>>205013651Same thing happened to my sister-in-law. It's weird how normies' brains completely shit the bed over something as utterly ubiquitous as parent dead
>>205013875https://ppv.land/ft
binx’s only hope is to become the non-cringe chudette that Tayleigh was supposed to become. If she stays off drugs she can make it.
>>205013855you are so autistic if that's what you got from that anon
>>205013840yup
these guys are so fucked up
>Maybe say "Simbal, you're going back to I-"KINO
all of these halloween decorations is going to trigger something in burts schizophrenia when he goes on his 4am pace around the house
>>205013715Unironically going to be good for her streaming career
>>205013875Nobody tell this clueless urchin
BRAVO BEN, BRAVO
>>205013757>>205013754>>205013764>>205013767>>205013773 >>205013776 >>205013793 >>205013796>>205013797 take it to the FT chat. This isn't a place to be a moralfag.
>>205013875Maybe read the OP post? Fucking retard>Verification not required
SIMBAL YOU'RE GOING BACK TO INDIA
>>205013871this is fucking hilarious. fuck off white knight simp bitch
>>205013753she did that and told her viewers to go fuck themselves p. much
Wow, I might almost feel bad for Binx when she's eliminated
>>205013861Ben is a better actor than Sam always has been
>SIMBAL IMA SEND YOU BACK TO ITAl-
LMAOOOOOOOOOOBRAVO SAM, BRAVO!!
Binx said she’s from Miami and Colombian but she sounds like a Cali wetback. + she’s busted as fuck. All these chicks look terrible up close.
BACK TO INDIA
now sam is making her be racist holy shit LMAO
>>205013922>do i say that for real?>yea...
>>205013850DARE I SAY, CHAOTIC KINO??? MUAHAHAHA
BPD AND ECSTACY
>>205013832how does that even make sense in your head
>>205013930fuck off tourist
WE NEED HER CRYING MORE AND HER MASCARA RUN DOWN HER FACE!!!
>>205013852She’s Cuban Miami girl dumbass
I'm endorsing her if she says he has to go back to India.
TURN THE STREAM OFF SAVE YOURSELFFISHTANK IS DEMONIC STOP WATCHING STOP POSTING SAVE YOUR SOUL
>>205013888>>205013056
BACK TO YOUR OWN FUCKING SHITHOLE COUNTRY
>>205013875We are retarded
fuck bros I was just talking about not being a simp for her but she's making me fall for her
>>205013855its still her mom and she died recently it doesn't really matter what their relationship was
their shitty camera keeps angling down
>>205013930Make sure not to cut yourself on the edge bud
>>205013930the bad ass four chan veteran has logged on
>>205013859>>205013874>>205013887It has nothing to do with MDE, he was involved in normie celebrity boxing, idubbz drama, etc. He is fully mainstream. This isn't 2007, internet personalities aren't some obscure niche
>as long as you have your purpose you'll never be alonekek nice glibness
>>205013832everyone uses twitch, its pretty believable. desu I didnt even know what he looked like until watching this
I never cared for the weird parasocial shit with this show and I don't like non-white women but something about watching her cry is triggering some weird protection instinct
>>205013922sam unironically did that to make her laugh.
BEN IS NAILING THIS LMFAOOOThis shit is borderline unethical at this point. They are definitely getting sued for something after this is all over.
I think binx is going to win this holy shit
That was incredible
>Symbal, you're going backkek based
>>205013849Go jump in a lake. I watch it mostly for Nick because he's just effortlessly funny. Sam is funny too but he's more of a writer.
>>205013821I have literally seen Sam cry about his dad who is still alive
bake
>Symbal, you’re going back to India>Do I actually say thatHoly kino she doesn’t even care about India racism. Imagine if it was Burt, you’re going back to Africa
SEND HIM BACK!!
>sam: she might win>ben: she might win
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>she might win thislol why does sam think that?
>>205013840Hahahahaha EVIIIIIL BENEVIIIIIIIILLLLL bwahahahaha
>>205013972This. If you’re brown, go back.
>>205013953CONCEITED WITH SOCIETY
IAN CONFESSIONAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>she might win thisBINX STOCKS RISING, or she was still really close by and they wanted her to hear that.
I want Binx to win now
new >>205013996
Ok. Binx bros time to endorse
THE FIX IS IN
>>205013985you don't know what you're talking about
The Hulu shit is probably the funniest bit so far.
>>205013056these millenial whores are fat trash with fat used pussies lmao
IAN CONFESSIONAL IANCHADS REPORT IN
why do some act surprised that random people exposed to Vance start hating him quickly?Vance has the unfortunate combination of being completely in love with himself/looking down on everyone around him, along with the utter lack of any value/ability/power of his own to back it up. so it just makes him an unsympathetic enemy, like a maggot or other kind of worm
>>205013969>It's real>She knows the show is liveLove this slut
>>205013988god FUCK OFF moralfags. crying girls are fucking funny as shit
so jet is demoted to assistant and ben is the producer now?
>>205013991He's better than G. No cap
>>205014006he said that while she could hear them dumbass
>JEET YOU'RE GOING BACKshe fucking 100% knows what fishtank is
>Simbal, you're going back to your subhuman feces ridden excuse of a country
>>205013985no one knows about that shit lmao, youre in such a bubble
>>205013988That’s called empathy retard
HOLY SHIT CONFESSIONAL NOW!
>>205013936Why are you seething so bad if it's hilarious
>>205013917this general legit has a high autistic population
>>205013990reminds me of "trish say 1488"
them ignoring simbal is so fucking funny i hope they continue to piss him off
that was a solid 10min of kino
>>205014006imagine the plushie money
>>205013869She’s joining the wigger polycule cult for sure.
>>205014006He has a boner let it go.
>>205014023VANCE WON
>>205014036can i get my old job back now?
>>205014029How was I moralfagging? I wasn't complaining or telling them to stop. It's a show.Dumbass
>>205013821sam is literally a soulless emotionless money troll
dumbass blonde walks in on heartfelt moment"WHERES MY SCISSORS I NEED THEM NOW"
>>205013999and he brings him up literally every week. fred lives in his head all the time.
>binx doesn't have problem with doing casual racism She might win this...
>>205014017>doesn't refute a single pointI bet you think the "he can't keep getting away with it" meme is some ebin obscure pol meme and not spammed all over twitter every time there's a shooting
>>205013985being on the undercard of the ....Keemstar boxing promotion & beefing with Idubbz years after Idubbz whole thing was directly beefing with people is not mainstream. You're old, Sam's old, and no one relevant works with him outside of shitty edgy austin stand up comics.
Ian Lords, our time has arrived
>>205014036It only took 3 seasons for the right guy to get the job
>>205013985unironically touch grass. At best she might have HEARD his name before with no real context
>>205014023He seems ok
real shit in B3
Wholesome dude. Boring but wholesome.
>>205013985this retard. people don't care for Sam that much outside of twitter drama.
>>205013988Whats up jimmy
Where the FUCK is Andrew with G's burrito?
>he has the gravely don corleone voiceincredible
>1000 posts make a new thread you faggot
>>205013676>ballingThat's boomer slang for fucking, jeet. You meant "bawling".
Hulu voodoo mama juju..... shit man... that's craaazy....
>>205013851its called commitment to the bit
>>205014020yeah we need tight young hotties like josie, tayleigh and Sylvia
everyone one of these people will leave when shit hits the fan. sunks costs wont keep them there no matter how long it takes to get to hellhouse
Will Sam get rid of Ian so he can keep showing Simbal more edits of the show with him excluded or blaming him for shitting on the floor?
>>205013976 >The feeling of wanting to help heal and be a rock to a girl like this but knowing that she will never want you
>>205013855my favorite part is how twats like you think Sam actually likes your shit. Pay attention to FTL, your kind is the one that gets all of Sam's rage.
how is Ian so insanely boring?They could have picked anybody off the street and found more character
>>205014228Unless they bank money and tell them if they leave they forfeit..
>he brought up stealing the hotel toiletries again
>>205013988It's true. Well adjusted Men don't like seeing women cry.
>>205014228Nah they will stay in there once they find out there's 15k watching them at any given time
>like when you go to the hotel and steal all the toiletries Kind of based
>>205014256Obviously he's not kicking the one everyone dislikes first.
>>205014256 Keep Ian and the jeet and kick the blonde hag. Easy.
i've never stolen hotel toiletries. is this normal behavior?
>>205012690>>205012702Chip here. We're going to get Alex's wife onto the show and have her announce the divorce if/when Alex gets eliminated
BAKE
Ian is going... 100% Sam setting up a hilarious video with him saying this after he's gone followed by Simbal staying then being shown all the footage of fish shitting on him in confessional
>>205014360They throw that shit out after every guest May as well take it
>>205014360they're included in the price. it's not really stealing.
>>205014360It's normal if you're non-white
>>205014360Its for you to take home
lol Ian is a retard
>She lived in a false reality...Pottery.
>>205014360how is it stealing if I paid for it retard
never underestimate how stupid people are here, last night people were freaking out that sam ruined the show but instead the cast legit think they are on Hulu, you guys keep catching L's must suck lmao
>>205014510sam is absolutely ruining the show by being a charisma vacuum
>>205014510if mizzy was above 70 IQ he would have ruined it
>finna Do these cunts actually talk like this.?
>>205014542>>205014544Cope
>>205014542ben is saving it by being believable and affable, sam is just chainsmoking cigars and looking fucking strange and out of place
>>205014593That's how the whole wigger crew talks as well.
>>205012328>filenameanyone have that clip? haven't been able to find it
>>205014641>looking fucking strange and out of placeWhich is funny af.
>day 3 and nobody has left How did they do it?
>>205014510I'll fully admit that I was wrong, I haven't posted frequently about it but I did think that they made a misstep. Time will tell whether they've learned anything about how to commit consistently throughout the show
jeremy gold is a snoozefest its his show and no one on the cast even try to impress him
>my lips don't close How much money has this slut spent on plastic surgery? Doesn't she have a kid?
>>205014692>no one on the cast even try to impress himthis is good.
>>205014673nu-mde fans are weak pussies.
>>205014673No TTS.I guarantee somone will leave once they come on.
>>205014692We don't want people sucking up to him like the other seasons
>>205014778it's going to be heavily censored/codified. don't think so. tts/sfx is gonna be tame
>a man without family is a man without shitHe doesn't know he's getting divorced soon
>>205014743yea in the context of the other 2 seasons. the reward is being his protege, i know you fags are dense but that is jeremy gold not sam hyde
>everyone is weeping Kek this is gonna be so bad
>>205014830>BURT MY NIGGA, LEAVE THAT POOR WHITE BOY'S ASSHOLE ALONE, HE'S GOT AIDS CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX AIDS CIRCUMFLEX
The jeet is simmering because hes getting no screentime
>>205014981aids house aids house someone in this house has aids aids house
>>205014360it's a souvenir
>>205015070him jumping down the stairs and doing finger pistols at the girls only to have them ignore him was painful to watch
Has Binx revealed to anyone else the story about her mother before?
>these people seriously believe they have made it big HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Sam implying she's hated and being burnt on social mediaKek
I love how pliable these fucking mooks are. "Say X"... then they do it. Zero critical thinking or strength of character.
>>205015314uh, projecting much?
>>205013124kek
>>205013494You do both. Fuck the pussy raw and then slowly ingratiate your dick to the asshole to use as a cum receptacle
