last >>205017274
Smaack feet
>>205018525blue tayleigh
shut the fuck up
I will protect this smile
>>205018525retard bake
>>205018525lazy faggot
poopy thread
Post mizussy.
how do you fuck an op up this badly
>>205018525
what the fuck is this OP>thanks TCL
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
>you will NEVER have smaack finger your butthole while she jerks you off
smaack's wobbly ass
>>205018547Some are saying this.
you truly see rare sights on this show
anyone have the alex nigger word clip
>binks bake is retardedof course
alex sounds like he is coming down out of uppers
imagine simping for anyone else
Kill yourself OP, the word "fishtank" isn't even in your post, we won't find it if we search the catalogue
How old is Alexis?
i can't wait for the the show got canceled arc
No but really, look at this cocky millennial Afro-Latina coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
When is the next Abi stream?
>>205018590imagine simping
>>205018558>>205018559>>205018564>>205018567We’re going through thread’s literally in 5 minutes at the moment. It doesn’t fucking matter right now lol.
someone make a real bake
Twist recap for those who missed>Mizzy and Alexia chatting about the room cams when Sam comes in and let's it slip that the show is live.>Everyone (including me) froth at the mouth in a rage and call Sam a fucking moron, that he ruined it, etc.>Next day seems like literally nothing changed, Mizzy flashes cam with her shaved pussy.>Still, everyone figures it's just a matter of time until they figure it out.>Jet posts on Twitter that he's "about to do something funny in the Den">Pop up on the site says it's "time for the reveal">Jet and Sam tell everyone to get Popcorn>Everyone (including me) yet again rage and froth saying wtf why reveal it so early, think Sam genuinely fucked up and they've just given up now>They set up Lukes TV that he won from Jack-O-Lantern contest>BIG REVEAL!!!>"Our show....got picked up by Hulu! Episode 1 is live right now!">They all fucking buy it>Literally start cheering and crying>Show them a quickly edited "teaser" for episode 1>Completely cut out Simball for laffsI kneel. I won't doubt you again Jet I'm sorry. I along with the rest of the doubters have been completely BTFO'd.
>>205018592retard
I just realized I have an unopened 55inch TCL in my living room
>>20501859437
>>205018592>"ftl" First day?
>>205018612KINO
>>205018578that's the second time it's happened. he must be getting really desperate
>seems like a WEIGHT has been lifted off your shoulderslmao luke is so based
>>205018590I literally unironically don't know who this is.
>>205018592Search ftl retard
>>205018592>he doesn't search ftl in the catalogngmi
this is what symbol has to go back tohttps://x.com/AsianDigest/status/1851014963030036630
Damn the made a whole show about Smack
>>205018575clinical reacharound
>>205018578He's mentally shitter shattered. He'll need to meditate in the designated streets for many hours to restore his confidence.
Who is this guy?
jet huffed too much gas and posted this op. anyway check out the iced out enagement ring alex got for his wife sheeeesh
>>205018602she looks so bitchy and libtarded
>>205018612>audience cheering sound effect
>>205018590Imagine simping for anyone else
>>205018617Stop being a faggot. This thread will hit limit in under 10 minutes anyway.
>>205018592Fucking newfags
>>205018649tayleigh
>>205018649mummified summer
>Burt saying he'd be the first one to die in a horror movie Nah, he'd be Mac.
>>205018598Wouldn't even be mad if they did it again, it'd be really effective on these guys and at this point it's basically a tradition
where did alex get his money?
dark alliance
>I'm a christmas freak!Alex is the best thing to ever happen to this show
>>205018613it matters because the next thread needs the OP to copy as well you retard
>>205018590you don't even exist in her world.
post mizzy's pussy
>>205018659The eternal princess of /ftl/
>>205018592>>>/tv/ftl/
>>205018674Hi Mike
I hear a ceiling bird in the famous house
>>205018618Unironically hilarious https://x.com/shinjicoin/status/1851373885658419252?t=ibyI9fhn1ZUOGVk84_5oBA&s=19
>>205018590She has one of THOSE faces.
what time is the executive producer arriving
>>205018557I like how positive she is. Its kinda refreshing, in the age of drugged up ewhores.
>>205018592Im amazed a twitterfag like you could even find the search function
>>205018681dad
burt is fucking tweaking
>>205018688You’re retarded lol.
JPG is the official image file format of /ftl/
what the binx doin
>>205018590she’s working with the mean girls so I don’t like her anymore
>>205018590Nontent, but looks a bit like a young Natascha McElhone.
>>205018649Sinister Kevin
>>205018672KEK
>>205018673needs more crying and puking
where is princess binxy?
>>205018558>>205018559>>205018551>>205018561>>205018562>>205018569>>205018611>>205018657>t.Cry more babbies
new alex fit
>>205018659unironically my fav cast member
>>205018688Oh no how will we ever access it
>>205018612can't wait for scott to punch this guy in the head
The bloated Abi.
>>205018683they're honestly depressing to watch
>>205018649Jimmy
i need to see binx hugraped by a horde of jeets
>>205018525im gettin summer vibes with her. i feel bad about her until she might go psycho
>>205018649Cole
>>205018738Now he looks like he's related to Jacob
i like to watch burt while listening to silent hill osthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIy0FEF8qo
TALOS WORSHIP
Alex looks really hot in those glasses
Where is the fish ranking anon
>>205018738bro drippy
FOR NEXT OP:/ftl/ News• Alex has not stopped talking since entering the house• The jeet is going feral• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Ted can’t skate (poser)• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the top of the chopping block• Mizzy has shown her ass and pussy in just two days• Alex and Binx are allies• Elimination challenge: Person with the least candy gets kicked off the show• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlist (no audio on premium)https://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread:
>>205018703The face that goes all up in your asshole and hawk tuahs on that thing yeah?
>>205018683they are currently working out how washing things works. i hate them so much
>>205018703im retard explain joke
BINX KNOWS
>>205018709she is pure love and life
>>205018751let a man (in this case a woman) drink a little for gods sake
>>205018738142 status?
>>205018525>empty OPyou dumb nigger what are you doing
>>205018751alcohol not even once
>>205018782>(embed)>(embed)>(embed)>(embed)kys retard nobody cares
Will he redeem?
>>205018683>darkI see what you did
alex's fat wife beats him
So we chilling or is something going to happen?
Only way i'll like luke is if he gets BURTED, otherwise he a plant and is boring
REAL THREAD>>205018759>>205018759>>205018759
>Alexis thinks they're in Mainejfc are all people from Maryland this retarded?
>>205018703who is this
>>205018793these fish don't ever look at the camera
simbal gets a surprise 100 million votes from india and is stayingit would make the other fish mad
>>205018787>>205018789It's a face built for a very specific purpose.
>>205018723cutting her thighs with the tape dispenser
smaack
>>205018833nah
>>205018793sex
>>205018703I want it so bad
>>205018833Can you autists not split threads
Why do they all hate Simbal?Did he do something or is it just because he's Indian?
>>205018833rope
>>205018843kek, @jet @wigger do this!
>>205018833shut up nigger - we'll recycle it when ready
>>205018833cut it out. stop. this makes it worse. please fuck off
>>205018672based
>>205018833The real thread is the one people are using, which is this one
>jeet enters the room and everybody gets quiet
>>205018853what mother?
>>205018833I hate you dumb niggers so much. clearly this thread has traction why split it
is this achievable natty?
burt wants to roleplay as a pedophile
>>205018751Fishtank ruined this girl's lifeMany such cases
>>205018870He stole and he's full of shit, people hate that shit.
This is kinda getting a bit racist. Nobody said anything as Simbal entered the Den there. The show runners are legit making people hate Indians. Why hasn't this been addressed?
>>205018833Retard
>>205018833ALL THREAD SPLITTERS MUST FUCKING HANG
>cut Simbal out of the fake episode 1 promo altogether Unironically brilliant bit.
>>205018653she doesn't look bitchy at all. seems really sweet and naieve
>>205018544skeletal and rotten. DIGUSTING.
smaack is presenting
>>205018833fucking finally
>>205018525can we get a quick feet dump since this thread is fucked
>>205018908he did it to himself it's actually incredible
>>205018783revenge is a dish best served cold
Payton is falling in love and thinks she's about to be famous. She needs to be kicked for her own good
>>205018870he does pua and social engineering body language type thing while being indian
>>205018901She was fucking an ogre for weed before fishtank, don't see how it can get worse.
>Jeremy wanted it there
>>205018853Thats cool but I'd still wife her doe
>>205018908It should be. Dei training would be kino jet
Ian has more endorsements than sneed and symbal
smaack = nursing handjobalexis = neanderthal doggypayton = violent cowgirlmizzy = facesitting footjobbinx = cosplay missionary
>>205018703WHOO is this. is this a fish? why do i not recognize them at all
About to go to Loli Caesars and grab a hot and ready. Anybody want anything?
>le obscure internet man tricks /ftl/ THREE seasons in a row
need paypay
did everyone just forget that smack said she's a lesbian on day 1?
>>205018913lets further derail the thread by talking about how the thread isnt up to my retarded standard
>>205018939she seems well adjusted enough that she'll be able to leave the show behind her to be honest and gay
>>205018963>>>/bant/Niggerlips, fuck off.
QRD on last 40 minutes. I had to do something.
I’ve been dabbling with Smaack after enjoying Binx casually and afraid I’m getting addicted to that Seattle mutt’s butt.
>>205018908The showrunners didn't do anything, it was completely unprompted. They've just played into it since the fish turned on him
When does Mike show up?
>>205018782>• Elimination challenge: Person with the least candy gets kicked off the showstop posting this stupid shit. it's a normal big-brother style elimination, and the three with the highest candy counts are immune.also include that smack is MY nubian queen
>>205018525>>205018547>>205018723>>205018734>>205018793>>205018796>>205018845>>205018961>>205018999Binx is BBC only
>>205018959
>>205018979I don't remember that at all but even without hearing that I figured it was obvious
>>205018963crazy bread and sauce please.
>>205018979unendorsed
>>205018979That just means she's tight.
>>205019011Si
>>205018961>smaack = nursing handjobchillllll bro i dont feel like gooning
>>205018996Ian has taken control and is now respected as top dog. Most are scared to even talk to him.
>>205018525bake total shit that it splits into three other threads thanks retard
>>205018980this thread is fine you are the one being retarded
>>205018965find a clip of any of these people reacting to sam that isnt from that exact 3 days 2 years ago, retard.
mizzy is fully bought in it's kinda wild how easy she was to trick
>>205018738Zak Baggins from ghost adventures
>>205019032What happened??
peanut butter queen
>>205018965this guy has been seething mad about being told that binx probably doesn't know sam hyde for going on 2 hours
>>205019010true
>>205018961all of that sounds based but im off a 3 hour goon sesh so the nursing handjob would go craaazy
>>205018961>smaack = nursing handjobyes pls
>imagine all the people you know calling about youKek Alex doesn’t even know how pissed Miss Piggy is
>>205019010KYS
>>205018959Slow and steady wins the race, man
>>205019048he raped burt in front of everyone and burt thanked him for putting him in his place
>>205018963Canadian hot n ready
Claire would hate all these peoplebut not as much as she hates herself, though she would never admit it
Honest genuine thoughts on this man.
>>205019083Delicious!
>>205019039op is too retarded to just copy pastesplits threadposts 10 times replying back to people calling out his 50 iq
>>205019076cute
>>205018979she was lying to progressive street cred
>theres millions watching>hundreds of millionskek sub 6k
>>205019095carries the show
>>205019089who?
>Binx will never dress up as Elvira for you for Halloween
>>205018961you've put some real thought into this and I appreciate it
>>205019034>noooo we don’t have 5 paragraphs of useless info that nobody reads in the post, we HAVE to make new ones!!1!
>>205019095he's cool
>>205019060qrd is she freaking out in public?
>>205019095one of the only funny people on production. genuine modern day princess. jew.
>>205019095Most talented person Sam has ever worked with.
i swear mizzy is always either whispering or talking over somebody
>>205018734Look at those claws
>>205019095way more talented than sam. ben brung his a game to season 3 for sure
>>205018961Smack would give you a handjob but with a pure look of disgust on her face
>>205019076Yeah, she's my favourite after Burt. I resisted the urge since I thought I learned my lesson last time with Tayleigh and then Creature, but here we are.
>>205019089Who cares we are focused on the new people
>>205018963can u dm me your call of duty code? :) thanks
>>205019095Too good for this
>>205019102OP didn’t split shit, retard faggots did.And at least several of us are replying to you manchildren.Terminally online losers.
"I ain't got shi to say" That's it. He's got my endorsement
>>205019095Midget but most competent and hardworking of the wigger crew
>>205018575giwtwm
>>205018965shut your computer off for a day faggot
>>205019102he made the thread first you fucking retarded moron fuck off already you dont need that wall of text to post. the retard that made the 2nd thread to appease dumfucks like you is the problem. infact it probably is you . dont ever reply to me again
>>205018942this, the women got tired of him trying to punch above his weight
>>205019073what is this
They should've done this in Detroit.They'd never get swatted.
>>205019130she said on tiktok shes divorcing him because he said nigga, but shes also a fat mexican so she probably threatens divorce once a week at least
>burt: i'm hungover>i'm hung and i'm over>everybody awkward laughs
stop bullying ian
>>205019095Very funny, doesn't seem to want to be in charge though. MVP as far as supporting characters go.
BURT TWERK
>>205019177pussy
>>205019095unfunny in S2, his whiny sheriff character was cringe in bloodgames but hes carrying this season
i'm still chuckling about the "hulu reveal"these people are genuinely going to be mindbroken after this is over
>>205019095Just leave jet in the basement, Sam and Benny are the only ones who can act
ian, 27, hasn't managed to refine a personality. what a fucking boring fag
>>205019192ahahahahahaha so sick. he can't lose
>>205018805Nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9AEs3ifBA4
So is Ted hiding from Burt now?
>>205019168her lips are blue she needs CPR FAST, save her anon!
>luke dips
Everyone treats Burt with extreme caution. It's fascinating. When he rolled off the couch earlier in a schizo dream they all just played along so he wouldn't try snapping necks.
not endorsing smaack is whack
What a lot of political brained invalids fail to understand is that Smack grew up in foster care and has no fucking guidance so she found skateboarding. And skateboarding makes her happy so good for her.Fuck outta here with you negative punks.
>>205019095he is "one of the good ones"
>>205019177you're the op, you're not fooling any one. you're the only one reply to being called out a fucking retardyour iq is room temperature and your ego is so frail being called out on an anonymous board is making your sperg out
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton just PRETENDED to beatbox for a few seconds. someone else, possibly the indian, supplied the sound
>>205019226kek why did he bail on that so fast?
LUKE AND SMAACK ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX
>>205019234Kill yourself loser faggot.
>>205019208It’s because his personality is based around weed. No weed, no personality
>>205019233there are "people" who don't endorse smaack?? KEK
>season 1 hires a black guy known on social media that beats his dick on camera.>season 3 would never hire a black guy that pulls his dick out for a livingSome of you are so fucking stupid it's insane.
Burt the GOAT
BURT BROS, WE FEASTING GOOD TONIGHT, GOD I CAN'T WAIT TILL HE RAPES AND KILLS ME
>>205019234she doesnt know how to skate lol
>>205019177I find it funny how /ftl/ OPs are literally 100x longer than /bb/ OPs for basically no reason. I read through it earlier and don’t know why I’d ever need 90% of those links.
>>205019234>Political brainedThis mongrel would turn feral for a BWC, her politics are surface level
how long until the hog comes out?
>>205019026What a cutiepie
>>205019246Payton's a spoiled whore so of course she's going to have a zillion simps in here like Taylor did.
>>205019228>...do you know where you are Burt?
>>205019177lol lmao at this fagcopy and paste next time retard
>>205019281it already was out night one
>>205019256TIHUANA
>>205019233I gotta endorse my boy luke but I’m a smaackhead for life
They still ended up with damaged female contestants despite not recruiting from mde fans
>wine mum is suggesting everyone just start drinking out the bottle
I was really hoping Ben would turn around and walk through the tv, he almost did
When's the "executive producer" showing up?
Not to be crude or anything but Peyton has this oldstock nephilim phenotype you rarely see nowadays, she could probably make you cum with her aryan telepathy
dumb bitch is gonna spill bubbly everyhwere
>>205019289you are autistic
>>205019095way better than jet, can actually play a role, doesn't self insert and doesn't think this is a friend ship simulator
>>205019278>I dont need them so nobody else will either!~
>>205019234faggot
>>205019278yep ive been ragging on them since s2. they think the wall of text somehow legitimizes there sorry posting
>>205019143only because you're too old
>>205019316that was just an excuse to get them to decorate the house. they pulled that same stunt in s1
Wow looking forward to this!
>>205019317yeah thanks you posted that already
>>205019317broad-shouldered women go far in life.
>Burt has, in all likelihood, already imagined himself raping all of the contestantsThoughts?
>>205019267kek
this is what Burt hears inside his head
>>205019273What women does with her life who cares she seems to be doing fine lol
>>205018618Make sure you repost this in the real threadThis is a good qrd for any workanons that missed the afternoon
>burt looks at the bottle shocked>runs over to fat mom and shows her the bottle>...look! I thought this spelled my full name, albert!
>Is that a red or a white?They said it was fucking champagne. Ted is such a pseud.
>>205019317payton is the kinda girl that gives birth to boys who conquer half of the known world by age 30
>>205019208>ian, 27, hasn't managed to refine a personality. what a fucking boring fagHis personality is smoking week and going to TJ for cheap hookers every weekend
>>205019177dont bake ever again retard
>>205019208He's just being himself, man
>>205019331you're too young little boy
>>205019317any of her turning around?
>>205019308It’s almost like being female isn’t actually easy mode
>>205019246did u get a video!? i need visuals.
I’m gonna listen to music, you fags better let me know when something happens
>>205019234and if she wasnt such a genetic dead end specimen she would've been able to get the hang of it within a few months
>>205019334Yeah but now they can't keep lying to them like they could on S1.
>>205019368FUCK YEAH
>>205018751>abi dyed her hair to look like Taylorwhat did she mean by this
>>205019312right after the hulu reveal she suggested that they shotgun beers to celebrate lmao
>barely any feet
Love Smack, respect Smack, kiss Smack, admire Smack, hug Smack, appreciate Smack, trust Smack, support Smack, defend Smack, protect Smack, believe in Smack, understand Smack, encourage Smack, adore Smack, embrace Smack, laugh with Smack, stand by Smack, care for Smack, dream of Smack, cherish Smack, listen to Smack, dance with Smack, forgive Smack, praise Smack, value Smack, comfort Smack, challenge Smack, celebrate Smack, grow with Smack, confide in Smack, inspire Smack, be there for Smack, miss Smack, surprise Smack, thank Smack, remember Smack, admire Smack’s quirks, appreciate Smack’s honesty, trust Smack’s judgment, find joy with Smack, be silly with Smack, share with Smack, make memories with Smack, respect Smack’s space, share secrets with Smack, enjoy life with Smack, give to Smack, promise Smack, commit to Smack, marry Smack
>>205019336Someone keep tabs on slamcharizo over here
wish i could mute alexis
>>205019377Nevermind everyone is being gathered together lol, guess something’s happening
>>205019361>Ted is such a pseud.you couldnt tell from his shitty movie takes?
>>205019369no such thing as far as she's concerned
>>205019362average girl in midwest and wealthy south
>>205019366i have never made a /ftl/ thread in my life but keep telling yourself you are winning
>>205019208introverted doesn't mean no personality
>>205019388Tj still loves Taylor for some reason.
>>205019399I missed them. First time hearing about it
smack smack
>>205018579can't find it but you're not missing much, he just mumbled "my nigga" at the end of whatever he was rambling about and then smaack started chimping out on him
>>205019394gladly
>being racist to and alienating the one foreign person Why? For what reason?
>>205018888>8888
It’s nice having the bit last but I miss the chaos of past seasons and I miss all the fish
Just got my smoked oyster shipment, tonight's gonna be good
>Famous HouseMy sides, they're so retarded it makes this almost not very very mean
>>205019435comedy
>>205019317looks like a dude fr
>>205019417this thread is full of shutins we know what introverts areian isn't an introvert he is a nothing he has nothing in his head
>>205019435jeets are the bottom of the totem pole of the world
>>205019435They're alienating the thief, you're the one making it a race thing
I still can't get over how retarded the name "famous house" is.
Alexa is so fucking annoying
>>205019435SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM IT
>>205019177shit bake splits the threads don't do it again smooth brain
https://www.tiktok.com/@thebernards72522/live?enter_from_merge=others_homepage&enter_method=others_photo SLAM PIG IS LIVE!
===Ian Alert===Ian is chillin
does PPV keep hanging every few minutes for anyone else
>>205019394snuggle smaackkiss smaacklove smaack
>>205019435>one foreign personbro burt isn't even from this planet
>Simbal quietly seething behind them A shittening is brewing.
>>205019443jellyyy bestie oysters are so good
>>205019440Like I said before, they need to slowly hype up the chaos without revealing what the show is. I'm just wondering how they're going to introduce TTS.
i really wanted him to hit that TV
>>205019465The biggest pumpkin in the house. For the biggest player in the house.
>>205019486yuuuuuuuuup i know thats right
>>205019496that chair was white when he sat down
>>20501931795iq and slightly inbred by the looks of it. no thanks.
>>205019496he'll go quietlylittle fella has no fight in him
>>205019480fuck off redditor
>>205019435YOU ARE INDIAN SIR
>>205019435everyone hates the Indians even other Indians
>>205019414keep replying frail baby your bake is shit
>>205019494MY FUCKING DIIIICK
>>205019494stupid narcissistic bitch
>>205019480i didnt but keep telling yourself i did cause you cant function without a stupid wall of text in the op that nobody reads or cares about, just go post in the other "real" thread already so we dont have to see your sorry shit anymore
>>205019317Has she done black tape stuff?
Alex's wife called the cops on production based on what alex's phone pinged on her monitoring app
>>205019394Everybody is saying this
pussymizzypostit
>>205019496why do jet and sam always bully the best contestants off the show?
>>205019457Nah he’s a juggalo, he just needs a double of faygo and some homies throwin up clown love signs
KILL THE BIMBO IM SICK OF HER BEING LOUD
cheers to famous house on Hulu!
>>205019517you are brown
>>205019496brutal
>>205019528do you just get off on anons telling you to kys or what nigger
=========PAYTON UPDATE===========she is enjoying a drink of champagne even though she is only 19
>>205019481>>205019481>Alex's fat bitch wife called the cops confirmed
>>205019528lol lmao evenkeep replying your bake is retarded and so are you
>14 year old smaack
>>205019480Nobody forced those fags to bake extra threads
Kinda surprised Alexis made it this far in life without being murdered by an ex-lover. She seems like she'd be really annoying when drunk.
>>205019550is there any way to watch a tik tok live without the app
smaack's ass squishing against the ledge
>>205019558They just don't like Indians man
>>205019533im surprised you havent called me a tranny yet. the only reason you are still replying is cause you have zero social life and you need me to have someone to talk to. without me your life is nothing so keep replying
>>205019496He is literally not in the circle
>>205019571THANK YOU SIMMONS!
>>205019602the site is fucked im watching in a browser though
>>205019550
>>205019496I actually hope Ian goes first, the awkwardness of the jeet staying after they all conspired against him would be funny.
>>205019481holy shit kek
thats right jeetknow your place
>>205019435sir he is paki he is not indian
>>205019394uhhh..... could this BE anymore based?
>>205019095you're alright Bensometimes (most of the time)
>>205019602Just open the link in your browser dipshit
>>205019528kys
>>205019610He was the only one who wasn't given a drink.
unfortunate that they placed the couches facing away from the good camera.
>>205019541You’re arguing with like 4 different people you low IQ sperg. There are other threads active if this threads so bad
>>205019481Someone's gotta just give a qrd i'm not whale watching
>>205019621jeet is going nowhere he has the most candy by far lmao
>y'all know the devil position in bed>it's sort of advancedthis show is satanic
>>205019625BABOO NOOOO
I couldn't put my finger on who Alex looks and sounds like but I think I found it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiPNvoIByWE
>>205019510Say it faster
>>205018751Abi still mogs fat fuck taylo
ALES IS FLAT CAMERA
Well, TJ will NOT be putting a baby inside this by the end of the year... or everBut someone has to, any suggestions? volunteers?
unfortunately lost a lot of recordings because I didn't realize they were ending when tabbing out of fullscreen but here is the recording of the Den PTZ Smaack squat some anon asked for https://gofile.io/d/bD8Oin
>>205019143keep going
>>205019595no one is forcing you to reply to every post calling your a retard
cymbal is so pathetic its so crazy he thinks he could be a real director and actor lol
sirs can someone tell them to redeem simbal a drink pls...
>>205019317Her body is mannishWould still breed though
alexis vindicating my neanderthal doggy style theory
>>205019317Honestly, mid, too many girls look like this, it's not interesting
>>205019589She has a root beer or something
>i don't want to be in the public eyeshe says on a live stream on tiktok that she tries to go viral on
>>205019625bus stop boy fucker
>>205019564>STOP WHISPERING>STOP TALKING SO LOUD>STOP TALKING SO MUCH>STOP BEING SO QUIETFishtank fans are literally the worst
>No one in the thread is watching Alex's fat mexican wife seethe that he's on the show
>>205018853this doesn't even sound half bad anymore
I really hope jeet is seething rn realizing they're not inviting him to a confessional.
>>205019715POWTANK IS BACK
>>205019609keep replying frail baby your bake is shit
>>20501948110 seconds and it's nothing. She's just a hog looking for attention with a fake divorce threat.
luke watched clips of TJ getting sauced at the bar and is wondering why he cant get some booze up in this bitch
>>205019733lel
>>205019589where did it come from that she is 19? they were super adamant about jc not drinking on s2, they wouldnt just let this slide
>>205019725he can get so much pussy on the show man she's done
80K OF ADUIO EQUIPMENT BTW
>>205019684I've been doing a little bit of thinking and I accept, I will put a baby inside abi
>alexis has the ick
what is this getup
>>205019715the glasses make him look a lot better
>>205019712Totally insufferable >Calls the cops on production because she couldn't reach alexNo wonder they pulled alex downstairs. It was to talk to his dumb bitch wife
>>205019762superman obviously
>>205019736and you keep posting in it and will keep the tab open till it 404s cause you dont want to miss a single line of text lmao
>>205019762alex and his wife
is that it? is sam gone for the night?
she finds fishtank offensive because there was a clip of someone doing a handstand and he helped hold her legs up
>alex being on fishtank gave his wife the ickfishtank kills another marriage
Leave slam pig alone you guys are going to mentally break her before the show is even over
>>205019669Jet and Sam probably stole it when they went in his closet
>enter the executive producer
>>205019796keep replying frail baby your bake is shit
>>205019500Best way to introduce TTS:Announce a partnership with OpenAI, activate COMPUTERCOMPUTER does TTS and learns from the fishSo if COMPUTER says anything weird or offensive, its because it learned it from a fishThey are contractually obliged to leave COMPUTER on
>>205019762>She's seething alex held up mizzy's legs
>>205019799It's only 8:30.
BEST GIRL?>https://strawpoll.com/NPgxe3Rd4Z2https://strawpoll.com/NPgxe3Rd4Z2>https://strawpoll.com/NPgxe3Rd4Z2https://strawpoll.com/NPgxe3Rd4Z2
>>205018573She is wearing underwear and pantyhose, jeet.
>>205019753$80k of audio equipment can't stop a house of loud fucks being loud and talking over each other
>alex is actually going to get a divorce when he leavesgoranian
>>205019637I did and it pushes me to the app, requesting a desktop view causes a log-in to google or whatever. either way I don’t care any more
>>205019762about to do an OF scene
damn alex's wife gets gaslit easily now thinks he kissed alexis
>>205019799>"no down time this season">its day 3 and there was like 15 minutes of content for the whole day
>>205018590she's gay, but i've known a couple lesbians who had sex with guys. being gay was also a massive psyop against zoomers.
>>205019819>ywn hold up mizzy's legs
>>205019662She's very upset with him touching the other girls. Said it ruined her entire day and didn't sleep at all since seeing clips of Alex getting touchy feely with the girls.
>>205019813What would be a lorefriendly way to introduce chris to the house?
>>205019827holy seethe
>its the way he craves the attentionthis dumb whore is doing exactly that
>>205019800??
>nobody gives him a drink>he goes and does the dishes
>>205019827for me, it is the smaack snack
did anyone record the tiktok live?
>>205019827Theres no smaack option so I'll abstain
>>205019858You're a dumb nigger lover kill yourself.
>>205019816Based and redpilled.
>>205019669Even if rules mattered on Fishtank, they specified Sam's favorite candy would be worth more points. They should keep jeet around a little longer to ignore whenever there are activities though.
>>205019835A fat ugly Mexican thinks she can do better than our boy. Outrageous honestly.
>>205019858It's ok to be gay.
>>205019690You’re replying to every post too, faggot.Only difference is you’re crying in a thread you hate while im chillin.
>>205019673He sounds like Beetljuice
>>205019827SMAACK
>>205019876i don't want to see that ugly fat
>>205019845Good I want them to terrorize this retarded pig
B3, alex lost his glasses
>>205019796keep replying frail baby your bake is shit>>205019533>>205019736>>205019815
>>205019846It's a slowburn gaslight ackshually.
>>205019853So he didn't tell her at all where he was going? lmao
>>205019827>no smaacki'm gay
>>205019871House bitch. He'll be too cowardly and groveling to even leave the show. He will have to be kicked lol.
>>205019662She's just seething, it's nothing major. Alex will be happy to know he still has this XL nacho grande to go back to
Isn’t “Simmons” supposed to show up tonight? I can’t watch anymore nontent it’s brutal
her personality is so huge
>>205019907nooooo! not his prada!
>cyrax lost his glasses
>>205019894keep replying frail baby your bake is shit
rajesh is so lonely lmao
>>205019827I'm gay
>>205019898She's an annoying, self-important liberal but she's kind of harmless and I don't hate her. Lack of a father/foster kid makes sense.
>>205019945I would unironically fuck her
need 2 sex smaack
any corrections for my wip floor plan? input from people who use the site and can click on doorways especially appreciated
normietank has proven to be far more entertaining than I thought
>>205019945link?
>>205019951literally not OP you simpleton lmao
>Payton keeps making Disney princess eyes at Luke>He just wants to ask Burt questionstruly our self insert for the season. a man of taste and distinction
>>205019955House bitch.
>>205019827Sorry fag, Im a Smaack addict myself!
send alex's wife AI kiss videos
>>205019875You have to vote I’m Gay for it to count for Smaack.
>>205019983keep replying frail baby your bake is shit
>>205019944I forgot they announced the “executive producer” would show up earlier. Bets that it’s Schultz? Maybe just an off-hand comment
>>205019879>a dumb nigger loverWhich one of the girls literally straddled one, tonight? Hint: its not the one you left out of the poll
>>205019971
stoled glasses meltdown incoming
>>205019955he’s just hungry for white castle
>>205019876its still going shes just retarded hope alex divorces
>>205019971LMFAO>picrel
>>205019975>https://www.tiktok.com/@thebernards72522/live?enter_from_merge=others_homepagehis wife is believing anything people post about him
>>205019987luke not giving the time of day to any of the whores is driving them all crazy
>>205019955literally who
>>205020005I was thinking maybe Alex Stein
Does /ftl/ put MSG on their eggs?
>>205019971people have posted floorplans from real estate sites
>>205019907someone gaslight him into thinking cymbal stole them
>>205019965she reminds me of a typical elementary school teacher
>>205019970every person on earth has said this
RAJEET IS PACKING UP HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHA>RAJEET IS PACKING UP HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHARAJEET IS PACKING UP HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHA>RAJEET IS PACKING UP HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHA
>>205020052MSG is better for you than table salt
>>205020005The main reason why they started decorating is because the exec producer is showing up. I do hope it's Schultz
>>205020052No I put crushed up all dressing potato chips
>>205020028personal item....too far..
>>205019867
>>2050200252x >picrel
>>205019971>taylor sleeps herehi mike
>>205019955i'm so lonely babey grrl babey girl i need bobs and vagene
>>205020079yep, it's yummy too!
>>205020091Maybe I'll finally play this tonight. I did really like House of Leaves
>>205020069he is just showering which is incredible
>>205019494i know my asses and that is not even close to her ass
Burt surprises me sometimes. Never thought I’d hear a black guy talking about “archetypes”
>Alex's wife going to fuck a random at a baryikes
>>205020087EW NO DON'T PUT YOUR STINKY SOCKS IN MY FACE NOOOOO
>>205020087BBW getting pissed at this is crazy
I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of Alex's Wife
WHO TOOK THE SUNGLASSES?
this thing just called the girls in the tank "ratchet bitches"
>>205019625makes it even funnier to call him indian then since they hate each other
>>205020147i've seen enough
>i want to put alex in the back of my mind and go out tonight and have some funMs Piggy is going to cheat on alex and is using >>205020087to justify doing it. the mind of a fat whore is amazing>>205020145because she has never been able to do a handstand
>>205020127He's autistic. It overrides the negro genes
Alright Jet, you know what to do.Make the call to Alex's wife. Bring her in.
>>205020117It’s not as amazing as the meme-hype made it out, but it’s certainly interesting. Doom wads have been really great the last 5 years. Sometimes K.I.S.S. makes the most sense
>>205020161she's not wrong
>>205020147No one in the tank deserves being bullied as much as this pig
>>205019853Has he even gotten touchy with them? I don’t remember that
>>205020135never date a latinx
>>205020147BBW LATINA CK UNLOCKED
>>205020127CLIP PLZ.He's 160 iq
>>205020127he's 160 IQ
Alex would jump off of the deck if Sam asked him to
>>205019996Oh God, that would work a little too well. Dumb cows fall for anything.
scenes never gonna start because Alex can't stop talking
THAT’S HOW YOU CARVE A PUMPKINhttps://gofile.io/d/kJNr8j
OFFICIAL FISHTANK SEASON TIERLIST>Counciltank>Season Three / Famous House (pre imminent-neptunian-fuckup)>Season One>Bloodgames>Season Two>IP2 Hunger Games (Featuring Jon+Letty)>Bitchtank / Post-Bloodgames>Fishtank.Live Streamers
>>205020189Yeah I still love and play random Doom stuff I come across. The game will never die.
>>205020161I mean... that's a very accurate descriptor for Alexis
>>205020147Kentucky is a small state. If there's much more of her, it might tip over
post mizzy upskirt den plz
>>205019762Super Miss Piggy
>>205019481Fatass is making her face smaller with the same filter they use in Aisa kek.
they are all so far from the regular den cam, and not even facing the paypig cam. this is fucking terrible
>production getting annoyed with alex's yapping
sam is so commanding its hilarious, has alex standing at rest
>>205020218>>205020221>160 IQ yet refers to the jeet as that "middle eastern" guyHmm
>>205020161She's right
>>205020117Own the book, hardly finished it. never played the wad but seems interesting for the unsuspecting and doom lover
>>205020289Fuck Jeets.
>>205020288just listen to what im saying
>>205020289India is in the middle east though?
>>205020289Who fucking cares
>fat Latrina silently admitting she's going out tonight, probably to cheatAlex deserves better than this manipulative fucking pig.
>>205020310It isn't, Arabs are lighter skinned than jeets
>>205020289SEND HIM BACK
Whos my little smaack talking to on The blue couch?
ALEX CAN'T STOP YAPPING LMAOOO. CAN'T EVEN DO LINES... LOVE DIS NIGGUH.
It's impossible to shoot a scene with Alex B because he cannot shut the fuck up
Alex's wife for freeloader
>>205020333No worries. No possible way that pig gets laid
>>205020289Same difference
Not a chance Alex isn't in the running for the winner of this. Production aren't letting that content goldmine go.
>>205020393cute
>>205020267It's just sam being retarded because he's doing something he doesn't want him to do, Cole moment incoming and Alex leaves.
>>205020346Both India and Arabia are in the middle east
>>205020394alex is guaranteed to come back whenever called too. he loves being in front of the camera, even if it isn't as big as hulu
kek
>leaving all of the dealings of your dead mother behind to go on a reality show that isn't even realShe's either leaving as soon as the Fishtank reveal happens or she stays until the finale. There's no in between.
>>205020394He's leaving for a cruise in two weeks
>>205020289he was told to
>You're cool. Plus, my wife is Hispanic.
>My wife is HispanicHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>205020444checked. Alex is the best heel ever.
Bring the whale on and have her fight Binx for Alex's heart
>>205020443he would legit be a god tier freeloader
i dont know how you do it bro
>>205020452it was in december no?
breaking ians neck is a funny bit
>>205020394jet is famous for cucking the content and getting fan favorites out of the show
>>205019192What's her TikTok?
>>205020439Calling an Indian middle eastern is a compliment, honestly.
LMAO WHAT FUCK
>>205018525i need Ohtani to hit a home run
>>205020506jet is holding himself back this season. he's doing a good job of not fucking with things. proud of him desu
>>205020476That would be amusing for 5 minutes until she explodes and starts aiming for the head with her chonclas
>>205020505>forcing ian to strain his neck while alex intensely rants in his face
I'm crying laughing
Nigga gonna twist his head off
makin ian act is the funniest shit because alex doesn't even have to try
>>205020577this “hulu” reality show can’t even put a sheet over a mattress lmao
>dont b silly
>>205020025thanks, this was really helpful
>>205020536its just day 3
IAN SUCH A PASSIVE FAGGOT LMAOOOO
alex is just simply fucking incredible
>>205020533wrong thread bro
>>205020619that air mattress is too tall for a normal fitted sheet
i dont think ian gots it, bros
>>205020689HE IS GIFTED. HE WAS LITERALLY BORN FOR THIS. GIVE HIM $250k.
making ian submit to alex is so fucking funny
you think I got this bro?
>>205020376man do you live in the real world? she could go on tinder and have ten dudes agreeing to come and fuck her in an hour.
>>205020721>sheets only come in one sizeokay
Ian is trying to act while Alex is just saying what’s in his mind lol
HUG STOP
this is how you p- this is how you carve a pumpkin, man.
Ian needs to go home. Leave that faggot Simba as the (famous) house bitch.
alex gassing him up that he's in lmfao
What's he thinking right now?
ted was bad mouthing the beatles. he said happiness is a warm gun is their only good song. pretending he's never heard she's so heavy or because or blackbird or strawberry fields or tomorrow never knows or paperback writer or it's all too much or i am the walrus or hey bulldog
>me
>>205020872more ted pseud shit
>>205020927is that simbal?
>>205020842>>205020861
Alex is dynamite. He takes even the most subtle direction from the production team and is extremely easy to direct. He's perfect. Just because you can only play yourself doesn't mean you can't act. See Keanu Reeves.
>DO WE LIKE THESE LINES, G?
>>205020965beat me too it because i was in the other thread
>>205020872oh gross hes one of those kinda guys. self loathing 30 year old ceramics artist who doesnt have a job and needs to shit on universally popular things for being bad because nothing he makes is of value. many such cases.
>do you know you’re line?>YES>You said…>No, I don’t know my linekek
>>205021004>30 year old ceramics artist8 years he will be cryo
>Alex wants to be a lawyerImagine this man's closing arguments
NEW>>205020974>>205020974>>205020974>>205020974NEW
Alex can't help but report his thoughts.
Alex is becoming scary. Ian is going to shit himself.
>>205021004Yeah, he hates himself. It’s annoying. Production was trying to compliment him and he just kept saying “Nah, I suck”.Hope he’s one of the first out.
>>205021051undercooked new op bro this bitch aint done baking
>>205021072but burt is in love with him
>>205021090you're right it's a little early, just trying to consolidate back to one thread
