Ian is finally involved in something edition/ftl/ News• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Alex has not stopped talking since entering the house• The jeet is going feral• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the bottom of the totem pole• Mizzy has shown her ass and pussy in just two days• Alex and Binx are allies• Elimination challenge: Person with the most candy has immunity, then a vote will take place• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205020974
Trixie mogs
>Alex is actually talking about how weird as fuck Burt isHow the fuck is he the only one that sees it.
She's an anorexic psycho. Just jump off a bridge bitch.
HAHAHAHA
Alex kino. 24/7.
im bore d
i miss powenvy child penis monkey streams :(
>>205022209>Consensual?
Alex is easily the most hideous person in the tank.
>>205022179Women love gay shit. Bert is cool but yeah, he's insanely fucking weird.
>>205022128he was saving his spot on the couch all day for this exact moment
JETACTIVATECOMPUTER
top content fish all use iphoneits a fishtank staple and number 1 indicator for if a fish is content or nontent
Alex looks like white kazama kiryu with those glasses.
>>205022128Alex in confessional is fucking funny
not listening, are they talking aobut anything insteresting righ t now?
Smaack mogs the chuds
Scrap the reveal and Keep it Famous House , turn it into hellhouse/fishtank if the stars burn out desu but the shows already been great where they don't even need the reveal
first for lexus mommy milkers
>>205022243hes only 20
it must be crazy being around sam and ben and jet if this is what it does to someone like alex>look at what these guys did>they are true artists
slow sensual oily handjobs with smaack
>game of thrones
They're not ready for freeloader reddit jimmy.
SMAAAAAACK
how the FUCK is Alex, of all people, the only one creeped out by Burt? you can't make this shit up man
>it's 2024 what ideas are left?fuck he's a gem lol
They should always have a confessional open to the fish, this is fucking awesome to have them just ramble in private.
>>205022179I feel like Ian did as well. When Burt was revealing it at the table Ian was the only one sitting looking disgusted
>>205022179a sense of social propriety against being called a racist or prejudiced against the mentally ill
>>205022265thank you!!
>>205022278agreed
>>205022226PLEEASE FUCKING SEND HELP PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME
alex talks like this thing
>>205022179everyone else is just polite out of cowardice
>>205022179Everyone else has their jewish prescription glasses onAlex is the only one that recognizes realBurt could literally murder someone on set and they would be making excuses for him to the cops that end up putting him downAmerica is fundamentally sick and only the autistic are immune to propaganda
>>205022274how can someone be more beat than Tayleigh?
>>205022137she is perfection incarnate indeed.
>>205022226KEK who is she shouting help to, the internet police?
IAN TURN YOUR NECK MORE
Alex seems like the kind of friend you could rely on for anything in a time of crisis.
>Ima come home to my bbw latina wifeAlex...I'm sorry...
maggot, are you in the thread right now? are you doing any restreams this season? im sure lots of anons here are not paying for a fucking pass
how do i fix https://ppv.land/ft to have the cam list underneath
>>205022128JET TAKE NOTES, HERES HOW YOU START TTS>producers announce to fish that they got a contract with OpenAI>introduce COMPUTER, runs via experimental GPT-5>COMPUTER is seamlessly integrated into the existing intercom system>COMPUTER does the TTS and learns from the fish>if COMPUTER says anything weird or offensive it's because it learned it from a fish>they are contractually obliged to leave COMPUTER on at all times>"guys ignore COMPUTER we'll edit it out in post. okay lets do that scene one more time from the top">"sorry COMPUTER ruined that take we gotta do it one more time"
>You're voting for WHO???
>>205022128Dyke Legs
>>205022283this is legitimately insane
>>205022281truly soulless eyes
FAMOUS HOUSE
What's the theme song for this content machine
>famous house... it is what its calledhow is this so perfect
Lexi’s in the bathroom on hallway cam
>>205022298he also sounds exactly like matthew mcconaughey for a brief moment once in a while
>my bbw latina
>>205022284
this nigga knows that its streamed 24/7 despite them never alluding to that. he has telekinesis for real
Lmao he's talking about his wife while she's probably getting plowed by some guy rn
That bitch doesnt deserve this tweaker
>>205022137Did anyone find out who this was? She mogged Letty so hardcore it was amazing.
Is there anything else planned for tonight or is it yapping til bed?
>>205022323star power reincarnation?
>>205022322there are a million ways to watch it right now
>alex goes into the confessional booth to talk about how he doesn't want to get raped by burt>gets sidetracked and starts talking about fucking his bbw latina wife
>>205022286Was this not something that happened in S1?
>>205022243Sometimes he looks like a Chad sometimes he looks like a freak. It’s so uncanny
>>205022326BasedAnd (You)ing this post so jet sees it
>Big Brother normies are finding out about fishtankIt begins
>>205022226>mfw the n word
>>205022323
>come home to my bbw latinaThis man is playing a different game than the average man. He doesn't need to cook, his cooking is done for him.
>>205022298this is a load of baaarnacles
*lunges forward*>SHUT THE FUCK UP SMACK YOU FUCKING LIBERAL CUNT BITCH RETARD>YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY DID TO ME IN UTAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>205022326dude, you're a genius, do you want to come work for the show??
>>205022352Doubtful have you see her? She's 400lbs at least and has 4 tits like those she pigs.
the bois
Sex with Mizzy.
>>205022327one time I had ED and the girl choke-stroked me with the rubber still on to a mess free disgust filled completioni am certain this woman would be perfect at that I want her to spit on me so much
>>205022128>5'9>cute>gay :(almost perfect
>>205022371these dumb broads are in for a real surprise
What phenotype is this?
>>205022323>I know she fatWho has that one gif of Starpower doing this to make fun of Zoltar fucking his fat wife? >>205022378FUCKING YES LOL
Do any of you clippers have this moment from about 2-3 hours ago where mizzy was walking in the den toward the dining room and lifted her skirt for basically no reason and showed actual walking away swishing asscheeks under her shirt? totally new angle but i don't do clipping stuff
>>205022390>dudes don't have weird fat women fetishes
Alex is like Matthew McConaughey with Gary Busey's damaged brain
>>205022326>is computer off? Can we power down computer for this challenge?
CUT THROAT
Anything happened today or has it been more 'famous house' nontent?
>>205022371Fucking lol
>>205022326based
>>205022326doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it
i can't believe they finally did something right. this is genuinely great so far
>>205022327kamala (:
What's this shit?
>>205022382past season posting is the threads version tts
>>205022371ben and jet love big brother
>>205022404Jacob
>>205022287Luke too but he knows what’s going on. Funny how Pajeet was chatting to Burt about it. He probably wishes he could do that.
>>205022382this would be based, Smack fucking sucks no matter how many times the fat brown simps samefag and spam her
>>205022402you talking about payton?
This guy looks like one of those guys who did the extra educational segments on PBS kids shows that they played after each episode
>>205022366like...?
Gooned to Creature earlier today. Post some Trish Delish for me to goon to later tonight
I hope my man Alex gets over the divorce quickly
Alex is right but in the wrong way
Ian is having so much fun, I wish I had fun like Ian.
he knows Love Island has a 1-2 day filming to episode turnaround right?
>>205022371kino
>literal mvf seperationSociety.
>>205022326only funny if it actually learns from the fish. like if one of them drops an n-bomb again, TTS can now use nigga
>>205022435yes
>>205022282why are sam hyde fans simping for this mongrel?
>>205022389Okay that was pretty good Anon but we're gonna do one more take. This time say "Wowza! Genius alert! We got a place for you right here, babycakes!" And then do a little pose. I'm gonna do a panning shot, when the camera hits you just say the line.
alex is a fucking treasure
>>205022226>I need help from a man
I just wanked to a bbw latina for the first time in honor of Alex.
>>205022416literally one of the funniest moments in fishtank history happened today but since it wasn’t a farting sfx you probably won’t like it
SMAACK UPDATEShe's walking around in cute onsie PJs
>>205022326
>>205022362they're gonna watch a movie
>>205022278truuuu she got up from laying down and stretched her arms up in the air exposing her stomach while on her tippy toes with the PTZ cam on her a few mins before changing couldn't record fml
>>205022382jimmy always sucked. let it go anon
>the walls are talking>this is never seen before type stuffAlex is a mystic
>>205022438if you look you can find them or just use the ppv site
>>205022281Jimmys not on the show anymore and all his friends jimmy posting are lame
>>205022461I can fix her
>>205022461She is going to be a huge problem after she's out kek.
>>205022468Flies treasure shit, anon.
>NOOOOOO this isn't the way MY vision of FishTank should be. Your stupid TTS/normie manipulation shit is whack broUnless you are an eastern European victim of human trafficking named Jet, you don't get to say what fishtank is, capisce.
>>205022439no she's mine pig
>>205022468looks like the fourth member of icey hot stuntaz
>>205022382Kind of wish we had a real chud in the tank to fight back against these normie libs desu. I think Luke is a chud but hides his powerlevel besides smirking at the camera when the n word is mentioned
You can tell Sam is way more into this season than the last.
>>205022226
hell yeah brotank
>>205022128>Mizzy has shown her ass and pussy in just two daysI've seen her ass posted a couple days ago, who's got the updates?
AURA
>>205022478holy fuck she’s adorable
>>205022460Figured. She’s not though, trust me. Just unobtainable for any guy that doesn’t fit her criteria.
>girls in the kitchen>boys lounging in the denas things should be
>>205022473fuck off faggot watching a black man talk about he dominates little white boys is some gay shit and just because it plays into your fantasies doesnt mean its entertaining
>>205022487the shit he says is crazy, it's foreshadowing. hope the edited version uses the many times he says shit like that.
>>205022327genuinely disgusting
>>205022337I'm Shipping Up to Boston
>>205022504... based
Why does smaack keep doing this?
>>205022514lol
I can't help but be attracted to dumb socjus woke girls. They're so fucking retarded but it makes them kinda cute. I never even hide my power level around them I just say the most racist shit imaginable and it's usually "oh my god anon, you can't say that" or "anon, stoooop"
>>205022502seems like she'll be fine with how many simps she has
>>205022461this is 90% of all people, most people aren't willing to shut out 90% of all people
I love you, it's ruining my life...
>>205022461you'd think she would've grown out of this phase years ago. some people just don't ever stop being teenagers
>>205022504Neither do you then Your jjjj spam isnt funny bro
>>205022517is ian even comfortable
>Binx lost her shoesoh noooo nooooo. whyyyy, now i have to see her feet! ugh
>>205022502she is going to scream on twitter and nothing will happen. just like everything else she has done in life. pointless
>>205022517lmao jeet once again left out as they all talk in little groups without him right in front of him
>>205022461she cute
>>205022304He's almost 40
>>205022461>Buy blackI thought they outlawed that.
>>205022516Operation Turn Her Straight
every time alex talks about his life the only thing i can think of is gummo
>>2050224611488! HAIL KEKISTAN!
>>205022461>all that activism in one pictureAmazing that people like this exist
>>205022520how does he change his hair color so quickly
>>205022326NICE JET LISTEN TO THIS MAN
HOLY SHIT WOMEN TAKE SO GODDAMN LONG IN THE RESTROOM
>>205022281I'm so glad he's dead
>>205022543She has like 5 at most, they just samefag a lot. The poll results show her true support, which isn’t much.
DEN ACTION
>>205022371This is going to make for some fun free advertising if it picks up. lol
>>205022538its what the smaackheads crave
>RLM fanoh shit. They know what's up
#Goon4Pay
whatever happened to Andrew?
>>205022544>hating white people is in vogue, so that makes it acceptable
>>205022265Claire is so limber and delightful to watch.
>>205022281they would bully him to tears
>>205022514fishtank is more of the gay and retarded version of bb than anything else
>>205022577YER SUCHA A VIEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTIFUL BABY THO....
>>205022538She's scared after her confessional so she's doing what the other girls are doing
>>205022309Normies have a habit of saying "help!" as an expression of extreme shock and laughter. I still don't know why they say it.
>>205022527what the fuck are you talking about retard
>>205022326HOLY FUCK I'M CUMMING FROM THE KINO JEET LOOK AT THIS RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S TOO KINO
>>205022593He got lost on the way to Taco Bell, the body was never found.
sam better not fucking ruin the show right now
>>205022553Binx is pretty darn cute
>>205022522Other than her being gay, she's my type. Tall girls are underrated. Short girls are overrated.
>>205022542You’re retarded. Those girls aren’t actual sjws, they’re just normal girls.SJWs react like Smack did when Alex said nigga.
>>205022514ummmm, its actually really heckin diverse and anti-elitist and consumerism
>>205022461bizzaro tayleigh
sam in den, lock in
>>205022226Smaack is the type to comment like that but her simps would defend it somehow
>Tonight
>>205022461You'd understand if you saw the leaks. Her asshole is a life changer.
>>205022542Yes they’re like dumb Christian girls. Religious devotion to rules. Submissive as fuck to what they perceive as power
>>205022620she's a sweet girl
>Alex's fat latina wife says she doesn't need him and will go out clubbing tonight>Alex goes on confessional and says he's going home to his bbw latina and bring his winnings to herWomen are trash, man.
Season passers is the Den PTZ audio fucking up for you as well?
>>205022326this is freaking funny as crap man hit dm
>>205022614He said a word.... I'm literally in hell...
>yeah i'm gay haha>now come and sit on my lap baby
why is this guy posting all these twitter caps
>>205022614good
>>205022548>muh subjective comedy is right, anything different is wrong and I'm the man who'll tell 'emDrink bleach retard
Post YFW Smack has a chimpout and quits before the end of the first weekDuanye needs to buck break her >FAKE BLACK BITCH AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU GOING HOMEEE
SPOOKY BANANA
Sams here content time
Sam sucks at being a host this time
>can we get that jump one more time
I like that sometimes Sam just can't help himself
Reign it in, Sam
Smaack!! :DD, she is such a gem! I’ve been gooning to her all day!! I wish I was in the Famous House with Smaack right now so I could tell her I voted for Khamala and that I think it’s really uncool how Alex said the N-word!!I’m 38 years old and fat and addicted to porn but I think she would fall in love with me if I was in the famous house because I’m really positive and I respect women!
Sam must hate this bitch. He hates people crying over dead parents lmao
I have undeniable proof that Ben knows who Sam Hyde is
>>205022614>bb retards vs fishtank chudsyes... YES...
seriously wtf is with alexis sitting on the gay guy's cock and showing him her tits and rubbing each other and shit? is this normal? and do gay guys really not get turned on whatsoever by that?
Ben does a better job as a fake director than jet
sam saying spooky reminded me that nick is 100x funnier than him and the legion of skanks was the final nail in that coffin
i love that they act like the need new takes, but sam is also eating something
>>205022647I HATE LERON I HATE LERON I HATE LERON
>>205022669fucking liar
>ben directing sam nowjet could never
people say sam fell off but he can eat a banana and its funny so i aint buyin it buckos
>>205022634kek
>>205022614was this girl one of his costars?
people saying someone took off a bra recentlywhere's the clip
easy burt W
>>205022621Oh my bad, I should’ve been more specific. I don’t think she’s gay. I’m with you on tall girls though. 5’7 is my minimum height, personally.
>>205022614who did this?
>>205022656fuck off with this guy
Sam forgot his character.
>>205022622Girls like smaack you can just wear down. They act high and mighty at first but the truth is they don't actually care. When they realize their moralfagging doesn't work it's just a matter of time. They only respond like that because they're used to people immediately apologizing.
Burt will hurt someone here mark my words
>>205022667Me with Summer sadly she died in the basement ;-;
Simbalsimps, this is our last chance
What were the rules Sam just talked about?
SkaterMulattaArtisticAfro-LatinxCuteKickass
>>205022693easy burt win for sureit will be Ted, with his throat slit, pants down, and asshole out
>>205022673jet can't mask his desire for this to be his /r9k/ friend simulator
>>205022602no, it's definitely asexual and gigabrained
>burt activated
>>205022672would you get turned on by a gay guy grinding on your cock and showing you his toned abs and pecs?
>>205022670Internet TV: Civil War
fuck I just missed the rules, what is this?
>>205022670luke was /our guy/ on /bb/ though
>>205022676Sam was always the graphic design/style artist-type guy. Nick was always the comedic talent behind MDE.
I want to curbstomp Smaack, something about he seems evil.
>>205022128>Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULUwhat?
whos got the photo with everyones headshots?
ALEX B KINO
>>205022614He said "I was in the cheese room nigga." Him and the black guy giggled about it right after. Does he really deserve crucifixion?
THE FUCKING "WINNERS" KEK
Sam has no idea if he's supposed to be The Judge or The Duke
smaack was a foster kid so I want to give her a comfortable life and home she knows she can come home to everyday
>guyse why are you saying past fish posting and tts i annoying we are fishtank fellasanyone posting like this needs to head to /bant/ or the site chat. Tis is /ftl/ we have quality show discussions here Paypigges need to leave
>>205022718he's ready to kill
>THE WINNERSWWWWWWW
Where the fuck has Goran been? He can't just show up now without throwing a red flag, and he certainly doesn't look like any TV show producer I've ever seen.
>>205022721don't worry it won't matter when production forgets and makes up new ones later
>>205022721whoever recreates the israel palestine conflict more realistically wins candy
>>205022687I showed my friends the edited season 2 episodes and they thought he was so funny. Got the biggest laughs hands down.
Fucking Alex was born to win
>>205022736
fucking nuclear
>>205022735Projection. Stop browsing glownigger central /pol/
>It's what it is, the winners.he opens his mouth and gold drops out
unironically they should get duanye to beef with smack, i don't like him but he's the perfect catalyst
>>205022719If he was really grabbing on my cock maybe a little also is he hot
>>205022735She wouldn't call the cops if you got stabbed by a crackhead nigger because the cops might shoot him
dat smack m.c. escher lookin ass got me actin up fr fr
>>205022719if somebody was grinding on my cock I would probably get hard
Cymbal sounds so defeated already lmao
>>205022226>helplmao
>>205022740please i need it now
>>205022690no but there was a neda on big brother canada i dont know if its the same person nor do i care
>>205022721Staging a murder: most convincing, best storytelling
>>205022406just search the term "flabber clapper" or "flabber clapper pawg" you're welcome, b
>>205022756They've told the fish he's just Sam's lackey intern (which he basically is out of character too).
>>205022736https://gofile.io/d/qAU4tE
>>205022706you sound like a faggot. you're supposed to have relationships with people you like
>>205022774it's ron the prince
I love Ben so much. He's full of whimsy
>>205022439
So Alex B is Sam's favorite, right?
>>205022325im not sure, why are you asking me? maybe u can zoom out
they dont even get to pick their own teams? then whats the fucking point of team captains lmao
>>205022782
>>205022735She’s mentally deranged, acting how she does at age 32. Her soul has been destroyed by SSRI’s
>cymbal dont step higher than us
STUPID CHALLENGEproduction should stage a murder mystery and the first fish to solve the mystery with the correct clues winsDUMB FUCK SAM
>>205022772this would be really funny but i feel like duanye would really fuck up the vibe
IAN 2.0
>>205022779was he ever even playing the game?
>>205022784did he say the elimination/immunity thing changed though?
>>205022772this and he's virtually identical to sneed
PTZ cameraguy loves Binx
LMFAOWhy did Ian even come on the showHe's the stereotypical sleepy Mexican.
>>205022656>SHUT UP BITCH I'M BLACKER THAN YOU ARE BITCH>YOU AIN'T A REAL NIGGA YOU A MUTT THAT LIKES WHITE BOYS
they gave alex such a shit team
anyone getting Payton lusting after Big Ben on the PTZ?
>>205022772This is the perfect cast for him to fuck with. He can target any of them, and it will be gold.
>I call him Ian 2.0
>>205022804thx anon
THAT ZOOM IN ON IAN HAHAHAHA
>>205022778well then what are you doing this saturday
I've never seen fishtank contestants taking this so seriously
>>205022823Ian is the show.
check this out.
>>205022516Imagine the smell
>>205022796No idea who that is post a pic?
>>205022823he's a top contender to win
>>205022810trust the plan, I'm sure they are going to do something to fuck with it
>>205022791ikr I'm finding a lot of people in /ftl/ to be quite toxic really. This is the first time I've watched this but it's got weird fans.
downright unfair to include burt in this challenge
BURT LOVES THIS
>>205022798i was seriously getting scarily obsessed with her at the end of s2. miss her lots but i've moved on
>>205022820Whoever wins wins immunity for their whole team, losers get one member eliminated
>>205022787nothing came up
>>205022827i wish sneed had dumbgay energy
>>205022810That would be cool
I swear I've seen payton somewhere...
>>205022827>FUCK BEAVERSTREET NIGGA
>>205022802funny names
Sam Hyde still makes me laugh and Im tired of pretending he doesnt;.
I favor the Winners but I want Burt have his time to shine as a murderer
>>205022790but is it actually on hulu?
>>2050226975'7 is perfect. Great height for short dudes. If you don't let your height bother you, and you look alright enough, you can pull taller girls. There are so many dudes who want short girls that the taller ones get overlooked.
>>205022614>Say a word>Liberal women want you to have absolute life ruination This is why Liberal women are statistically the most unhappy demographic, unmarried, childless, alone.
>>205022810Work?
Smack got that ship camouflage on so you can see the true shape of her flabby ass
>>205022862trying to hold back his laughter
>>205022791We usually have a decent bit in common outside of the obvious. But relationships with people you kind of hate is based.
>>205022862This is so good
>rigging the challenge so the Ghouls win from having the real OG killa Burt
>>205022841Ian will be a God if he fucks Mizzy on camera.
>>205022821is the only reason sneed was casted because jet thought his name was funny?
Can anyone run the portrait photo through photoshop to make them look like mgs1 codec portraits? I have a lot of ideas for codec calls
>>205022851it's the gay black dude from the show that's not burt
>>205022878what does Andrew have to do with this?
>>205022855you dont say. wait till you meet the 19 year old computer science major
>>205022822why is it called PTZ? pan tilt zoom?
sam must be dying inside not being able to spit and cough everywhere
what's going on here
>>205022326and it only has the OG s1 voice
>>205022656i need him do go hard on her like he did on trish
>>205022874what? yeah retard, it went live a few hours ago
>>205022638Dont just say things like this and not follow up
>>205022798>>205022848Need more Trish ass
I just started watching, what are they doing?
>>205022905He's wearing a diaper to hold in the shit from his leaky, prolapsed, gay man butthole.
>>205022756You're a retard, the point is he's actually directing and Ben, Vance, and co are acting.
>>205022706I dated a cute leftist girl for almost a year who initially didn't even want me to say that fat people smelled bad, almost cried about it. Fast forward to 3 months later and all she did was roll her eyes when I started talking about FBI statistics. Best sex I've ever had, but we didn't work out for a different reason.
why the fuck does burt move and act like some kind of alien that got transported into a human body, and he has no idea how to act or use his new muscles, but has to try to fit in?
this is right up burt's alley
>>205022867Does anyone know where she's from?
>>205022861o shit, thanks
>>205022902He's looking much healthier, maybe his soul has healed a bit too
>>205022905sliding compartment for easier access
>>205022721who cares
>>205022862>wears those gaudy retro framed geeky glasses >still looks conventionally handsome Why couldn't I be born with a great jaw?
>burt literally hopping around and stimmingholy shit he wants to be a murderer so badly
They need to quit the "one more time" shit. It was only funny for "that's how you carve a pumpkin"
>>205022862>Luke your secret name...is David Duke
>>205022905excited about murder
>/ftl/ actually believes this
Sam needs to flesh his character out more he keeps learning into the judge mannerisms out of nowhere
lol mizzy was in the kitchen the whole time.
>>205022458or just pretend someone said it when they were alone
>>205022912she is a bug person
Its burt time to shine
>>205022326>>205022370>>205022412>>205022418>>205022458>>205022576>>205022615>>205022645get in contact with jet right now/ftl/ IS THE DIRECTOR
>laron already trying to boss around the team leader??? nigga sit down
worst team imaginable lmao
>>205022922I need to be her toilet.
>>205022930hes the first synthetic human made with AI and this is a test runwhy do you think he takes all those pills?
>I volunteer to murder and rape Luke and TedWhat did he mean by this?
Fucking self-hating Ted.
>>205022947>sam hyde is some super-well known classic american household namego outside
>>205022950im just waiting for him to say jeremy "goldstriker" out of instinct
>>205022905maybe pants that unzip to remove the legs and make shorts
Man I hate Indians so god damn much
>Alex>PayPay>BinxBased>Poo>SneedCringe
>>205022947Why wouldn't I?
>>205022895Oh yuck
>>205022861wait really? if that's true it's obvious they put burt on the opposite team to simbal for that reason lol
Insane sexuel tension
>>205022930>I have sub 160 IQ
Already bickering lol
CANT THEY TURN ON THE FUCKING DIRECTORS CAM FOR CHALLENGES LIKE THIS? NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE THE FUCKING CAMERAS EVERY 5 SECONDS TO KNOW WHATEVERS GOING ON
>>205022862surreal
>>205022862a white person and a jew
>>205022544maybe 90% of bug people
Why is the Indian so angry?
>>205022958jet is in here, tard
Burt gonna murder Burt gonna goon
>A noose is too graphicHoly shit she does not know what’s coming>>205022978I’m watching the ghouls because of him
>burts ideas are really bad told you retards burt is harmeless
Burt is so happy that he can finally kill! :D
>>205022947lol
>>205022950Sam’s character is checked out from hosting
>>205022461might as well call this season Blacked Tank
I swear each day Simbal's accent gets thicker
>indian stalker rapist K I N O
jeet is trying to take control. Lol Winners are gonna lose hard
>indian is a bossy faggot
>burt gets to kill
Sounds like a Dharman skit to be honest desu
>>205022999please understand saar, they redeemed saar. this cannot be.
>>205022905Donkey King is off the rails
this is your shot, burt
>>205022969Fucking gold
RAJEET TRYING TO TAKE INITIATIVE. LMAOOOOOFAGGOT JEET.
why is simbal pushing this idea so hard
>>205022862kino
Did I miss anything important so far today?
>having the indian be a creepy stalker
alex is a lot taller than i expected
Crazy that Burt can get away with this just because he's black.Pretty funny though.
>Luke: I think Bert could be the murderer>Alexis: He's been saying he wants to be the murder!>Bert: YOU! On camera!
Simbal is playing the creepy stalker
JEET TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE STORY SO HE CAN WIN AND REDEEM HIMSELF FOR TGE CANDY STEALING. THIS IS HIS ONE SHOT
>>205022999He is made of poo
>>205022999He watches reality TV for the challenges
>i want to kill someone on camera
>he's literally been trying to murder somebody this whole time>...on camera!fucking kek he rules bros
simbal's accent is coming out hard he's cracking.
>you should definitely strangle mejesus
qrd on whats the challenge?
>>205022999https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLO5IZcNOXg
>>205022947Holy fuck you're still going on about this? What's that like 6-8 hours?
>jeet will play the creepy stalker boyfriend
Of course smaack chose Luke. Be a chad artist bros. Just do your best. Try
What's the challenge?
burt is so fucking ready to strike and rape
>>20502299890% of the world are bug people
>>205023039No fucking way lol
>>205023049who said that
burt gets to kill a thicc white woman. He's literally living his dream right now
>>205022905Something involving those zippers in the sides. Weird ass pants.
THIS AIN'T BOLLYWOOD BITCH
Cast is so good I have no idea who to endorse
>>205023054Love and life
>please saar.. we making the boyfriend stalk the girlfriend many days.. i know this story very well.. my home country
I like the two Blacks and how different they are.
>>205022326You, good sir, have won an upvoot.
>>205023055Most realistic murder scene
>>205022798trish' ass would be my request for a last meal
>>205022614Reminder that the black guy that was in the room with Luke when he said it didn't even care and was sad he left
>>205022999he's been seething since he got cut out of the hulu edit
burt better perform a murder using his iconic telekinesis
>>205023061alexis
>>205023009BLACKURBANRAW TOP
>Alexis the virgin
>>205022382I miss lil Yimmy
>>205023012you're really getting a lot of milage out of this one webm, huh?
>>205023075many people are saying this
>>205022544those "most people" are bugs
>>205022972>>205022982>>205023052IQ Test: What are the odds that a single one of them knows who Sam Hyde is? With that, calculate the odds that all of them do not know who Sam Hyde is.If you don't respond with two percentage figures you forfeit. If the math doesn't check out you lose.
mizzy is such a dud.
>>205023040It's a woman thing to have an infinite squabble with someone. Men band together in challenge.
>>205022952slightly less funny but it works
>>205023045Burt rules
>>205023068Burt, Alex or Ian are the only options
please let alex be the corpse i want to see him fail to stay still so fucking badly
pajeet is seething lmao
>>205022929Exactly, over time they just over look it and like the contrast themselves. If you keep true to what you believe they just sort of fall in line.
Does Burt get to be an unsavory fucked up character?
do they have to perform this as a sketch?
>>205023072ones actually been to africa
No TJ? No Cleh? No watch.
>hello beautiful
So I am going to be a black rapist serial killer
Burt is stimming like crazy at the very notion of fake murder
Famous House #5 on Hulu
>>205022930first test run of George Droyds
kawaii furry...>he groomed heris bix one of us?
>kawaii furry egirl hate crime
Binx’s mind is so fucked up
>Furry hate crime
Binx is the smartest prettiest princess ever
>people actually believe binx doesn't know about the show
>>205022548jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
>>2050230991. muh immersion2. muh immersion
>>205023068Payton is a sleeper. She’s been lowkey controlling most of the scheming all day today.
>two darkest people in the house on different teams and will be the ones who commit murderFamous House is kinda based
>shitposting
>>205023134ugh
>>205022929Name the reason
>>205023093Blackedposting will continue until simping for Binx is kept to an appropriate minimum
Love Payton. She's brilliant. That was so smart.
>>205023117Just a man with the best penis and best pumpkin
>>205023123Can you blame him when Alexis immediately suggests he choke her?
Binx actually had a good idea
binx absolutely ideamogging mizzy
nigga built like the letter S
guyse tts makes the show better ugh blugh grrr this isn your version of fishtank ughh i invest its mine!!!! Ughhhhh
>bianca>egirl murderedELEMAYOH
>>205023123>fake
>>205023091>just fill my lips up and stretch my face back so I look constantly panicked like I've just shit myself on stageWhy do women do this?
any more funny twitter bitches complaining?
>>205023138after hearing that im not so sure anymore. Atleast she is clearly online enough to understand the general concept if not seeing it personally
>>205022326Yeah say Open AI is using the data from the show for a new platform to integrate ai into real life. They HAVE to use computer because Open AI needs the data
Did they tell anyone how much time they have? Am i retarded and missed it?
Post the Payton shadowbox webm
This indian is talking the same way they do when old people feed them bullshit and they say okay okay okay okay sir okay
>>205023099>mathlul nerd
I can't decide whether Binx's idea is genius or cringe.... fug
why does pey have a racing t-shirt?
>burt gets to finally live out his dream of acting as a killerkino
>>205023124They need to print this out and pin it up somewhere
THE WHISTLE HAS BEEN BLOWNBEGIN THE RAPE
QRD on past 3 hours?? please
>>205023112
>>205023171>YER SUCH A HO' I LOVE IT
>>205023168
>cult getting s2 vibes
>>205023058
>Penthouse is having Burt murder Alexis """the virgin""" via strangulation with a rape whistleWhat's going on in B3?
>furry egirl murder for bottom of the barrel watchesshe's gotta know lmao
Imagine how weird this season would be if Burt wasn't cast.
Ian should be the corpse, hes a natural actor for that role
>>205022858This is his chance to play a rapist murderer
>>205022822sneaky bastard tried to get an ass shot of her when waking up the couch
he's literally jonathan q shrimpling
>want hear what Burts murder will be>pay walled room>ppv land keeps stuttering Fuck jet
>binx's latina voice coming out
If these were MDE fans we'd get a scene about a jewish doctor cutting a gay guy's cock off for sure
>>205023157she mogs her in every single way except being fat
>>205023179
>>205023119
>>205023124I’m slightly retarded, this isn’t real right?
I hope b3 loses so either simbal, prince, or payton goes home
>ranjesh being overly touchy again already, telling binx how shes doing "such a good job"got fucking damnit why are indians so genetically creepy
>ian has learned nothing
>>205022461Why are you mad, is the better question?
What is the challenge?
>>205023124>it's real
seriously they could win this if they were able to stage a rape murder with Ted as the victim and Burt as the serial killer rapist
>>205023174Whatd she say i was on the other room
who chose the teams for the "challenge"?
>>205023227>slightly
>>205023206Something even crazier
>>205023206recreating the final moments of bianca devins
>>205023223literally letty's shitty bit from s1
>>205023124Who are making these?
How is Smaack so incredibly beautiful bros?
>>205023188She's from Texas. What else is she supposed to wear?
DID THEY TELL THEM HOW LONG THEY HAVE
>>205023150We didn't even think about asking each other's ages till like a month in and we found out she was 7 years older. She looked younger and I looked older, but I was 21. But then she became too wishy-washy on if she wanted kids. Then she got on birth control and the chemicals made her super depressive and everything went downhill.
The Jeet's accent is coming out so hard LOL
>>205023229fuck you, payton will never leave
payton is a fucking genius. Make her directed, she will run this show better
>>205023124You need to round the corners to match the others.
>>205023223IT'S SIMONE NOW
>>205023211fucking kek this
>>205022924Burt NEVER bottoms
>>205023215refresh and clear caches, it's been working fine for me for hours.
lol Alex's team sucks so bad.
>>205023241alex and smaack are team leaders
is burt's horniness the most extreme form of autistic masking since sam hyde's career?
laron treating alex like a child is so fucking annoying
>>205023223it's so refreshing not to have shit like this
>>205023205bug people isn't exclusive to living in big cities
Why do we get so invested in this show?
>>205023241Jeremiah “G” Gold
>>205023285this
>>205023215im gettin chrome errors when i watch on that site for some reason
>>205023255this a good old yapfest homie
>>205023261liar
>>205023231He want de pooosee
>>205023124round the edges on famous house or we're all fucked
>>205023289Autism
>>205023255alex said 1 hour, but maybe hes just pulling that out of his ass, like everything else he says
>>205022404He reminds me of the werewolf from Scary Godmother.
>>205023289I like to see people getting knowingly/unknowingly bullied
>Luke won't touch the pentagram.What a freakin' CHUD
>>205023278Practicing early. smart
>>205023124round the corners and add a hulu logo to it
>>205023102it's more funny because then they know a white person is saying it somewhere. tree falls down in the woods situation
>>205023225I want to massage her dyke legs
>>205023311Based
why is this hoe wearing a pentagram necklace? PLANT
https://x.com/imjustbored203/status/1851378423261958304
>>205023282agreed but also alex has the iq and manners of a 5th grader. Hes so fucking entertaining
>>205023252My brother in Christ, Smaack addiction will kill millions.
Pajeet is being such an annoying faggot slave.
>>205023289its a very addictive show. always ruins my sleep schedule
burt activation soon
>>205023289samuel hyde is a master
>>205023289its pretty good
>>205023231He does it for she
>>205023295>>205023215it's been working perfectly for me on Brave
anybody using firefox get a blocked message? im using a different browser and it works fine there
>>205022929Are you me? I dated this half jewish girl who was introduced to me as a "libtard". Likewise she knew me as a literal Nazi. Ffw a year and we were dating. From getting upset with me saying "dyke" once to getting a giggle out of her when I called the braindead ghetto bitch in the drive through a nigger. We broke up because she was genuinely crazy but for any anons who think just because a girl is super liberal it means they don't have a chance, I promise you girls are more loyal to a man than their politics.
>>205023294wrong
>>205023289It's immediate and not set in stone so there's always hope that it will get better even though it never does
>>205023287sorry, bugman. enjoy your concrete jungle.
>>205023289First season JosieSecond season SummerThird season BinxOnce they leave I'm out
Cant believe Im saying it but I feel bad for the jeet
>>205023309lmaaaaaaaaaaaao
QRD on the last two hours?
>Alexis giving birth to an undead brown baby
"they may have enjoyed a different era of Halloween" what the fuck are you talking about bro?
WHAT IS THE CHALLENGE I WAS POPPING
>>205023289the irony factor that we, the audience, are also in on the joke.
>>205023325he does but he's not really pushing it here, he's the team leader and he's just trying to participate in the conversation and gets shut down every time
S3 HATE AND DEATHPENTHOUSE LOVE AND LIFE
>>205023289bullying is funny and it fills a niche that nothing else really fills
>B3 going for something simple because the meta with the pumpkins was simple and classic
>>205023289The threads, honestly.
>>205022853how the fuck have you gotten to season 3 without knowing they just make this shit up as they go and they're woefully unprepared
>>205023344this is good btw. you should never put some political bullshit over real human connection.
>>205023322Halloween is her favorite holiday and she just wears it all the time.
>>205023365>poppinguh anon?
I'm Burtmaxxing, can anyone run down the B3 idea?
>>205023365lightweight
>>205023365Most realistic murder scene
Why does Simbal have to make everything sexual?
>>205023093half the people in the fishtank "community" are mentally ill parasocial subhumans so it's no surprise it attracts pornsick freaks too
The cast is honestly all good. Everybody provides something
>>205023365some bullshit 'stage a murder'
>>205023360They are gonna make the baby edits some anon was sharing real
Alexis is such a pudgy sexy fucking SLUT
>>205023352real bug people think humans haven't always lived in cities, ya bug
>>205023384I'm buttmaxxing
BIRTH FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH.
>>205023368Yeah but if you let him start talking then the challenge will end before hes done
This jeet is such a downer
>>205023344>girls are actualy coolLOL OKAY BRO. i went gay for a reason
what's Ian's suggestion?
Burt snaps and actually murders Alexis.
>>205023384no LURT no watch. simple as
>>205023215what is the point of this jewry, keep the ptz for the paypigs but let ppl actually see what's going on
>>205023322she was telling Sam on day 1 that it protects her from evil somehow, then started talking about angel numbers
>>205023289it's fun to watch
>>205023403man this is goon tank, I be jerking my shit to these Millenial bogged whores
>>205023411...
>>205023392SIRS I WAS LARPING JAMES BOND SIRS WE PUA WE GET WOMEN TOO WE ONE BILLIONS AND TEARS OF JOYS OF COURSHE
>>205022461Because some of us are actually human and don't have to agree with a person on everything, to like them?
>>205023409typical project manager bullshit jeet talk, fuckign grating
>>205023383yeah what's your problem? You never pop?
Get the zombie baby crawling out of some dead girls pussy in the middle of a pentagram and just splash blood everywhere. Get the fog machine too. Convince any libtard team mate it’s a statement about abortion bans. This shit is so easy can’t wait to see what these retards come up with after a couple hours of talking about it and not utilizing all the fucking Halloween props they were given.
sam is going to hate burt's team's plan
>>205023344women dont have many real convictions if theyre with a guy they really like. it works to their advantage to get along with their men.
>>205023384an egirl furry gets murdered by a stalker on a fake phone screen
>>205023409bloody benchod bastard bitch
please tell me someone clipped burt saying "it would be my pleasure"
>>205023409they all are
Are there really no new Mizzy pics from today? There's gotta be something.
>>205023054Sad. Ted is the fellow sk8r boi who bonded with her but she still just wants Chad
His accent is so pronounced now.
>>205023430im not fond of popping
>>205023384Furry hate crime or scream rip-off
>>205023410>i went gay for a reasonbecause you were molested.
>>205023424Alexis is easily 40+
>>205023392Indians commit the most rapes in the world
>>205023344Also I think me being a "Nazi" was hot to her because her dad was a super liberal Jew who hated conservatives with a passion and it was her way of rebelling against him I think.She was so fucking hot she had a perfect body, she took birth control to manage her intense periods so I was busting in her everytime. Twas heaven. She also fucking HATED Sam Hyde and wished death upon him everytime I was watching some old MDE skit.
emiru update
>>205022544THIS IS NOT 90% LOL YOU DUMB FAGGOT
>>205023436>hold her down Burt>oh, it would be my pleasure, haha.
>>205023380>>205023420yeah and her dad totally broke out of jail and tried to shoot her
>>205023443bro she flashed her shaved pussy today lmao
>>205023378yep. women are always generally more liberal so it's dumb to hardline the trad conservative thing. most women aren't sjws, so it's not even a big deal in the first place.
>>205023344girls adopt the politics and interests of the last man she was with+their dad.
>>205023435it'll remind him too much of his failed cult idea from season 2
guys please help I’m ODing on smaack
>>205023384last I heard it was furry hate crime murder but now they prolly changed it because alex and poo wont stop arguing
>>205023344I've told many younger guys, I'm 31 now, that as long as you remain the man and stick to your beliefs, your girl will just eventually concede to your ideals and copy them.
>>205023409you're mad that white girls preffer big indian dick over you tiny white dick
payton would be so fun to work with on this. it's breaking my heart that we'll never get the chance to fall in love
When does Scott show up???
>>205023445He totally gave up on trying to sound like an American.
>>205023438>Ripped from the headlines SVU ass bit
>>205023455my goat is so washed
>>205023289it has all the addictive factors of a typical reality show but is raw, interactive, and uncensored
Payton is tall as shit
It's cute when Payton tries to do anything but sit silently and be cute.
JACUZZI TIME LETS GO
Burt getting a little too comfortable kek
>>205023463WELL WHERE'S THE FOOTAGE
>>205023452Is this true?
>>205023431do you really expect me to read all that shit by you: the template
>>205023467it goes against muh epic jesus and muh republicanism
>>205023442You woke up early today, pajeet.
>>205023443mizzy minge requirement is plummeting
>>205023473not with that attitude
alexis i think you should get undressed to make it more believeableyoure in a jacuzzi after all
>>205023443FATTEST PUSSY IVE SEEN
Rajesh making an Indian Bollywood movie
alexis has had multiple miscarriages and is getting her unborn satan baby being torn out of her womb by burt the gay black schizophrenia autistic bodybuilder in the penthouse
>>205023434new
Did anyone hear the jeet today say >go bless you for singing to Alexis when her and Mizzy where in the Den.It made me laugh so hard he is jeet through and through>thanking god for booteful voice saaars
keep an eye on burt, I think he might actually start strangling her
>>205023451fucking gonna stroke it to these bitches
>>205023470maybe like 2/3 of the way for me usually. the trick is not laying it on strong and just letting it slowly come out naturally over time
>>205023344don't blog post
is the mizzy pussy pic lost media? someone fucking post it please
Challenge: Stage the best murderThis is for all the faggots who can’t into lurking a thread. That’s the only spoon feeding I’m doing.Fuck you.
>>205023486MANLET HOUSE
>>205023401This is America. Enjoy dreaming of getting out of your Europoor duplex..
Burt will have some turbo power nap inspiration later.
>>205022128Quick rundown on today's happenings?I only caught the racial healing this morning
>>205023469>Alex and poo wont stop arguing Imagine my shock
>>205023289the vast majority probably watch because they’re mentally ill and/or parasocial bitchesi watch because of sunk cost and hoping it ends up being good (it very rarely is)
What's going on right now? Is it a challenge?
alexis is SO FUCKING LOUD
>>205023528Jerk yourself blind anon, that's what they want
>GIRL>GIRLI hate this fucking jeet
>>205023558Yes. A horror challenge of some sort.
>>205023516shes wet, too. the absolute state.
all of these women are like 43 years old
>>205023521it would be his pleasure
Burt is so into this I'm so happy for him
They should do a crucifixion scene of the Jeet. Whip him and nail him to the cross.
>>205023521MEEEMEEEMEEEEEEEE
>>205023590Hagchads are eating good this season.
>>205023590they look 43, are 35, act 22
>>205023410>i went gay because women are libtardsYou were never straight
>>205023590Not Payton. Does anyone know where she's from? I think I know her from somewhere.
>>205023474soon, he's dying to have burt ground and pound his gay ass
>>205022581The poll where she got the most votes out of the women or the poll where she was purposefully excluded from?
>>205023219Binx and Saar try really hard to control their accents
murder scene idea: binx and payton were scissoring when they were killed by a gas leak
>>205023344>but for any anons who think just because a girl is super liberal it means they don't have a chance, I promise you girls are more loyal to a man than their politicsNo shit, but you shouldn't reward bad behavior. These freaks allowed 2020 to happen. They should be treated like second class citizens at the least.
Wait is sfx on now?
JEET IS TRYING WAY TO HARD. EVERYONE HATES HIMHAHAHHAHAAH
>>205023633Texas
>>205023675Okay nevermind
>>205023473you'd have to fuck the gay out of her first
>>205023645alexis sure as shit doesn't lol
is ian a band kid? he mentioned baritones, thats an instrument
>>205023674It’s do or die tonight for Simple
>>205023646I support this
>>205023429seriously why do they all talk like this? it's so unlikable
>>205023533you can look at fishtank.live clips and find 'whoopsie' to get video.
Is binx really 30? I missed her intro and thought that was a bit
>>205023633the wiggers need to update their contestant pages with their ages and their state of origin. At least their ages if nothing else.
>>205023289It’s the voyeur aspect that makes it so fascinating. Being able to look into a house of people 24/7, even though they’re mostly doing boring things.
>>20502376232
if this bimbo bitch doesn't stop playing with her tits, I swear to GOD
>>205023762she's 32
>>205023762I think she said 32 or so
Dumbass Ian can't even use his voice to emote.
Alex in a sturggle session rn
>hold on im in my visionjeetmogged
jesus christ the jeet is getting on my nerves
>>205023792I should play with them instead .
>>205023943Bollywood W
>>205023795I wonder how many failed 30 somethings like her exist streaming to 10 viewers
NOOO NOT DO THE DO SAAR
>>205022595yes its socially acceptable, to be against that explicitly you have to be antisocialthe average person, even if they're against that kind of thing you will still go for someone who supports it because supporting it is the norm
>>205023674what's he got them making? some bollywood slop?
Gooning to Smaack’s ass as she straddles Alexis.
>>2050234865'9''
>>205024427enjoy your liberal hellscape
>>205023289It reveals truths human nature tries to hide
burts heart is slowly opening up. he slowy realizes he can relate to other human beings in other ways than just anal.
>>205024557you're not going to change the world
>>205023350this is it and i keep falling for it
Smaack just said she needed another layer deodorant. Imagine the smell.
>>205024910I think alexis commented the other night "Did smaack shower yet" when mizzy replied "yes" she said bitchily "Are you SURE?" I guess she must be afro latinx after all
>>20502376238
