Despair edition/ftl/ News• Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hidden• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins and shoved Simbal, now they want him gone• Alex was previously arrested on a heroin charge and is 37• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the bottom of the totem pole• Elimination challenge: Person with the most candy has immunity, then a vote will take place• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205044008
bros forever
spice corrupts
>>205047919The Aryan brotherhood is unbreakable.
BRING BACK COLE
The team up...
when did aj soprano get here
props to luke for putting me on lox and a schmear acutally pretty dam good, can forego capers tho
What just happened?
Is he in trouble?
DREAMTEAM LIVES
The taboo refers to cuckshitHis age doesn’t matter was in reference to him fucking 80 year old men.Kill yourself NOWDaddy Odeng can IMPRINT upon these white yutes
ERM MIZZY BROS?!?! CANDY STATUS?!?!?
>why the fuck won't they stop whispering I asked nicely
i think it's all but confirmed now that burt and ted are production plants to fool the viewers.
they found the candy bag and think smaack hid it there IN THEIR OWN ROOM AHAHA
jet neptune dies today
B2 just found candy stash bros
yes i am very hygiene please sit on face madame
These women have 0 survival instinct. When shit hits the fan each of those girls are going to beeline straight to that stash and rat each of the other girls out.
Reminder that Ted tried to wrap his arm around and cuddle with Mizzy but she denied him HARD.
>me and you could run this house bro
what is happening!!!!???
>Ian just watches a gay black man clean the entire house
>>205047937Not really, he's just biding time until he can get further word from production. His reputation is in deep shit with the normalfags, but he might be able to pull through
All they had to do was let him sleep, just a moment's peace, and none of this would have happened. But they couldn’t leave well enough alone; they had to push, had to disturb the restless shadows that lingered just behind his eyes. Now, they’ve awakened something far worse than their worst nightmares. He will make them pay for every stolen second of peace, each forced moment awake. Revenge will be his lullaby, and their terror, his quiet satisfaction.
how long before they steal this journal from her?
wait, are these bitches framing smaack?
Did someone capture payton basedfacing the camera?
Real talk: is Luke surviving the upcoming elimination or is it over for him?
wtf all those hoes freaking out about?
>CAN WE GET SPIDERS>....spider repellant
>>205047963they think it was smaack that took the candy is what i was able to decipher from the whispering
>>205047948ted maybe. burt is a gooner schizophrenic in real life
>>205047963I think Mizzy thinks Smaack took the candy now?She's so dumb
>>205047965that's what i call a house nigger, man
For those of you who weren't awake during the actual Luke vs Symbol shit, it's worth noting that the girls bitched about how scary the whole thing was, and how Luke had "no right to do that to somebody", yet they all agreed they didn't care enough to actually check on Symbol.
wtf is going on
lazy ass sweet nigga wiping around the contents of the tables, absolutely hate them N
>they think Smack did itLmao
Payton associating with Alexis makes me dislike her more than I already did. She's nothing more than eye candy
>>205047981She's the only actually nice woman in the house so they're bullying her into leaving
Luke is a loser
>>205047953this but unironically
>>205047987the production can save him and get rid of either ian, pajeet or ted
Sniping smaaack's smacker
>>205047981I think Alexis (and La'ron) is the only one who knows the truth, right?
They better start breaking up the girlfag squad by dropping hints about a rat in the their group.
>>205047981they think she actually did it (except for alexis lol)
>>205047958Clip?
>>205047987it'd be really funny if the plant was the first eliminated (especially when he's already "known" for getting eliminated early on big brother) but no he'll probably be fine even if voted off.
>>205047987the women have already forgotten about Luke and moved onto a new target. jeet is the only one still upset
>>205048017based
>me and you could run this house broI knew alex wouldn't be turned
La'Sneed took the candy didnt he?
All Luke has to do is wait for Alexis and larag to get caught for their stealing and he'll be in the clear, the normies will forget that jeet plight instantly
>>205048019yepthey're both hateable but I appreciate they're tryna play the game. Mizz is utterly fucking dumb for buying any of it, and Binx stocks falling too.
>>205047906Fear and weakness.
THEY NEED TO GIVE THE JEET A GIFT CARD HE CAN REDEEM FOR SOMETHING. JET DO THE NEEDFUL AND REDEEM THE JEET.
>>205048022That'd never happen because they all already hate eachother. Alexis and the gay coon already stole Thunderthighs' candy lmao
laron has a good poker face
>>205047998Ted cried lol and they comforted him instead of the jeet. kino
dumb bitches in the confess
i do not like payton hanging out with these ratchet skanks
>Gaynigger and Phoenix Marie gave the candy back after causing all that drama
>>205048060FUCKING HELL BRING OUT THE CHAINSAWS OR SOMETHING
Luke will get 2 black handlers like jimmy.
>>205048044Yes. These whole thing was absolutely pointless. The plan was to kick Jeet from the very beginning.
Binx reminds me of my 7th grade crush, she even has the same slight spanish accent
>>205048048Strength and leadership.
when does torturetank finally begin? i hate these people
i hate everyone in this roomthey found the candythe conflict is overzesty and nurse ratchet have failed to eliminate mizzy and have to suffer her presence
>chaos all night long>sleep for 4 hours>right back to their bullshitthis is almost too much content to keep up withi kneel jet
>>205048022You really don't understand girls do you
>>205047987He's the plant, Jet will prolly give him a load of candy before the vote so he's immune
I would love to walk into that confessional right now and rip a huge fart then leave.
>>205048064https://youtu.be/jTny-MYb4tE
>>205048076boring and nontent
I know it's been repeated many times but holy fucking shit Mizzy is dumb, like, astonishingly stupid.
production can just say they had a clip of the jeet push go viral, kanye retweeted it or something idk, would give them an excuse to keep luke, and a reason why the show gets more hellish, if they’re going down that road. thats just me tho aha
Where is everyone?
>do nothing>they overthink themselfs and let Luke stay
>>205048056laron's bodytea >>>>
why does alex hate simple? is it still because of the candy stealing?
>>205048050They roll the tape of that and it’s a wrap for the longhouse
>>205048104do you have a link to the template?
>>205048109Women are literally like this.
>>205048047Binx is probably in the best position she can be in right now, interested to see how she reacts when she finds out how treacherous they are.
>>205048093He's the gigachad I always needed to self-insert as. He needs to win.
>>205048072They'll probably keep him on because he creates conflict and makes the girls uncomfortable.
>>205048117that and let's be real. secretly he doesn't like jeets
OH LAWDY LAWDY IS DAT SUM PEELS
What would be the reason to cast people like sambal / ian ? I don't get it
>>205048104correct list
If they give Luke tts this whole thing will be saved.
>>205048117Thieving Smells bad Whines alot
Sneed had such a big smile on his face
this is fascinating, literally nothing they are saying about my libtard bitchwife is true
>>205048109You can't make this shit up
>>205048122time is the greatest healer
they're calling smaack conniving for...hiding her candy?
So many closet faggots in this thread. You just like Luke cause he is blond, muscular and kinda handsome. That's it.
>>205048104based
>>205048117Smaller Male is winning everyone back for the most part after Luke freaked out
>>205048109their periods are uniting and they realise there is no other tractable mate
>>205048093>boring and nontentPayton?
>>205048104finally a good tier list
What is a "plant" even supposed to do? Does that mean he's not up for the running for the 50k and Mr. Gold's apprenticeship?
wtf even goes on in here?
>>205048121it's just tiermaker, type in fishtank s3 in the searchbar and pick one
>>205048148Yeah he reminds me of myself
>>205048117Alex was the first one to turn on the Jeet because the Jeet stole candy from Ted. Ted, being the cucked gay loser he is, took the Jeet's side in this conflictEventually everyone agreed in secret that the Jeet is inauthentic and fake
>>205048148Yes? He also seems to have a decent personality and does strange art.
>>205048133Idk why Ian but its pretty obvious they brough symbal because of the indian jokes
>>205048148This is the female fantasy
>>205048160Burt jacking off
>>205048148Like me, yes.
>>205048112i was having a night out while gag city (the nicki minaj concert) was in my city kinda near the venue and it was some really funny people watching before/after the show
>>205048148We like him because he’s cool and has kino potential. Stay mad you’re a shitskin
>>205048160Burt cave
>>205048160Cheating
>>205048117please call him by his new name: small male contestant
>>205048160Pizzing and shidding
>>205048160Burt jerks
>>205048147they think she stole the candy i think
>>205048148yes, he is my self insert, sorry simbleton
>>205048160that's the room that makes stains appear on Ted's clothingvery mysterious
>>205048160legendary scott bits
STOP WHISPERING BLOODY BENCHOD BITCH
Wait where did they find the candy? I thought they were in B2 but they're blaming smaack for hiding it, when that would make absolutely no sense for her to hide it in someone else's room? Did they find it somewhere else and move to B2 or are they really that retarded?!
>>205048117alex simply redeemed the card SAAAR
god they're so fucking ugly
>>205048160pissing, shitting, showering, gooning to Ted's clothing
Luke sitting next to Ian after moving through 12 rooms in the span of 30 minutesMaybe finally he can learn the ways of the king
>>205048148Yeah, it's like looking into a mirror.
>>205047996dammit Ian!
>>205048148Yes. And you're brown.
>>205048104THERE IT IS
I don’t believe these people don’t know the whole thing is fake. They have an online presence and there’s no way they haven’t seen a Sam Hyde shooter meme. Those have made national news.
>>205048148Same reason they like Burt’s Reddit-taboo child molester ass
>>205048148Physiognomy is real, my friend. I trust Luke more than anyone else in the house, instinctually.
>>205048102Somebody notice...
>>205048181Burt is the hero that will give Scott what's coming for him for raping women, cheating on his wife, and abusing animals.
>>205048196Fiona and Donkey
TRUE WINNERS OF THE TANK
>>205047959its like Gary and Jimmy Hopkins all over again
>>205048148>Says nigga>Polices a serial rapistI don’t see the issue.
I support the braless wonder
>>205048194>women come to nonsensical conclusionsyou're a virgin aren't you?
you wouldn't get it
>>205048194Alexa found it out of nowhere in B2She and the gaynigger likely planted it there
>>205048194Listen, the thing you have to understand about these slatterns + hysterical queer, is that they're REALLY dumb
>whisper all day>scream the second they find the candyis she really falling for it or playing along?
do they not realize that they're on a racist show? That all this whispering and scheming will end in their humiliation? a free kiwi thread? at least one of them will have a 19 year old computer scientist in their life.
>>205048148he's just like me fr fr
>>205048222truth nuke
>>205048148i like him because he provides decent content and is talented
What is Alex smoking in B3?
>>205048076This guy is going to be a sleeper hit. This is an unhinged fame hungry sociopath who will do anything for clout. He isn't interesting by himself but he will do anything just to get attention with no regard for how it looks and how it makes other people feel.While he himself has next to no personality, he will do unhinged things for attention to play the crowd as he tries to copy whatever he saw on Jersey Shore
CURRENT ENDORSEMENTS: (as of this morning, cba checking again)Burt 5502Luke 2800Alex B 1641Binx 1479Mizzy 463 IAN 376 Payton 304Ted 273Smaack 262 Alexis 215Simbal 145La'ron 110
Has Simble mentioned anything about being cut out of the “Hulu episode” yet? Or is he just quietly seething by himself?
>>205048160i wonder if burt found scott's treacherous jizz somewhere in there
>>205048193They should threaten to kick Mizzy off is she whispers again.
>vacuuming more than once a fortnight
>>205048217Donkey and donkey and donkey
>>205047906Next OP.
>>205048148It's only a bonus that he's gorgeous
>>205048150No, now they're thinking of voting out Smaack
wtf is this
>>205048219are they wearing the same crocs?
>>205048196inside and out
How do you feel about the policy of women on Fishtank not wearing bras?
>>205048230she's a hag and her tits look fucked up
>>205048194the main bag of candy was in the fireplace in the flat, alexis told binx where it was and binx pretended to find it and brought it to mizzya second bag of mizzys candy was hidden inside the drawer in her own bedroom
>more people watching luke and ian chill than listening to the yammering bitches in confessional
>>205048198He's come to pay respect.
>>205048265period tracker
>>205048260getting this sign was the reason for the month delay btw
>>205048244You really would never expect that he would draw stuff like this.
>>205048265they are going to vote out simbal, knowing simbal, burt and maybe ian will vote for luke
>>205048265schindlers list
>>205048150You are Indian
>>205048265people they think have immunity
Dis nigger thinks he's gonna clean the entire mansion
>>205048260It's Ian's house, they're all just living in it
>>205048250>vast sea of difference between Binx and Mizzy's scoresoh nonononoNONONONOAHAHAHAH
realest niggas in the house
>>205048148I'm not closeted
>>205048230the nip angle is completely incorrect.
>>205048265She must have scars all over her butt hole area trying to wipe with those nails
Enter the cocoon as Ted -- emerge transformed as who?
Why do they want to kick off Smaack all of a sudden??
I might be stealing this from someone in an earlier thread, but they could get longevity out of Ian if they played into the couch slob trope. Don't give him any incentive to participate in the challenges, just make sure he always has a plate of food and a white claw in each hand. Occasionally focus the camera on him to get some lukewarm reaction toward whatever task everyone else is stuck doing.
>>205048265imagine her running those finger nails across your scrotum
>>205048230Her nipples are constantly hard because her tits are fake.
>>205048250wifi at 145 thats too high
Ian and Luke are withstanding La'Sneed's psychic attack impressively. They will be the final two
>>205048160A cave that corrupts good people. First it got Scott, then it got Burt.
it is fucking killed!! but the noise is still huge
>>205048244How do you know it's his art?
>>205048301a little boy.
>>205048289Least he can do for his crimes
>>205047941Taboo specifically means children in kink and BDSM lifestyle communities
has luke talked to anybody since flushing the jeet last night?
Did they find the candy on their own or did Luke give it to them like Jet told him to?
>>205048301Tod
roomburt
>>205048260LMAO
CAN SWEETBOY PLEASE STOP FUCKING VACUUMING
>>205048210He is the plant he is basically lying to everyone in the house by default
Bitchtank 2.0
>>205048265
>>205048301
>>205048301The eventual edit of Sam doing the same thing so it appears as if he comes out of it. Like Josie and the closet in S1.
wait luke is the plant?
>>205048196>fake face>fake tits>fake ass>fake hair >fake personality i can't wait for her to suffer
>>205048302They've wanted to for awhile, Smaack is annoying but she isn't a mean girl follower like them and they instinctually turned on her for it.
>>205048330Alexis told Binx where it was hidden and Binx pretended to find itAlexis, Laron, and Binx are all snaking Mizzy right now
>>205048250those who haven't done the needful and redeemed their endorsement for lack of caring need to redeem for la'ron/mauro. jeet needs to remain bottom to btfo him when he releases everyone hates him because he is a jeet.
>>205048330nobody knows what exactly happened but luke didn't get it
>>205048286All the ones with a checkmark next to their name agreed to vote off Smaack, but idk why
>>205048347no he's just an average guy anon what are you talking about
Just got up, did Ben bullshit the Indian about last night or anything like that?
==PAYTON UPDATE==she is hanging out in the confessional making jim faces
>>205048265blue tayleigh
>>205048328he had a chat with ian about it before going to sleep on the couch
>>205048347>he missed the Jet and Luke confessional at 4amyes
>>205048327it means incest rape stuff like that
>>205048251Yesterday he claimed it was because the producer's were saving him as a mystery guest because of how badass he is as a character on the show. Not kidding. He actually said that.
>>205048328he sought guidance from the don, briefly talked to ted and tried hashing things out with wifi three (3) times
>>205048370thanks payfan
>>205048340I mean IRL.
>bzzzz ghost finally gone>prince sneed starts vacuuming die
>>205048302They think Luke will get kicked by production anyway, and they were already bitching about her last night before Candy Crusades interrupted everything
>>205048196Two washed-up 45-year-old prostitutes and their fag pimp.
>>205048341720p and scanlines is what these hags need
our kings
>>205048321It's linked on his instagram realbbluke
The Council will decide (You)r fate
Smaackjeets, our response?
>>205048370
>>205048148hes a self insert
>>205048372tayleigh is ugly tho
>>205048347yes, he was literally sending jet and sam shit before this.
They need to shoot whisperers in the head Holy.Inshallah I hope Zeus himself fucking smites these whispering fucks into Oblivion.
>>205048375i saw that before last night but just woke up wondering if i missed anything
>>205048341>three vile hags are trying to corrupt a yet-to-be-walled young-in. Smaack the snack you need to save her before its too late
>>205048370There is 1 braincell between that whole room
>>205047937nigga outing yoself as a swede with that file name
>>205048347he’s just a silly guy
>>205048385he's doing it to mask the conversation in the confessionalwhich is retarded because no one can hear them, but that's what he's doing
type shit
>>205048250>two gay niggers>one on top, the other bottomlol like pottery
Bought one of Smaack's prints this morning, do you like it? :)
>Please Jet let me in the show....
>>205048056I REALLY hate this niggerfaggot.
Don't think having over half the house be fags and women is a good idea, they'll endlessly try to longhouse everyone else.
>>205048394PBUT
>>205048399Why does alexis look decades older than she actually is?
city to burn
>>205048321...seriously?
>>205048378does this footage exist anywhere or am i punished for not watching 4 tabs at all time for weeks on end?
>whispering in the fucking confessional while there is a loud vacuum outsideThese fucking women Jesus Christ
>>205048422Extremely sad so I believe it
why are there so many luke endorsements?? are they all just ironically aryanposting. i like him but no reason to root for plant
>>205048429AURA
>>205048441botox/childbirth/being lazy
>>205047941>>205048380you faggots are insane, Burt definitely fucks with peoples’ children, for money. BNWO
>>205048411>omg like that's NOT oki assume this is the gist of their conversation
>>205048441cheap botox and filler and too much time in a tanning bed
>>205048434yeah but he's content. he's a scheming slimeball
>sleeping through extremely loud vacuumingMauro would be proud.
>>205048433>writing himself in to the showsomeone kill scott.
i didn't have an opinion on binx before, but now i do. this cunt is rancid. every bad thing in her life is of her own doing, i'm sure of it
>>205048434Hes like Dunye except without any of the charm. He's a conniving little weasel and genuinely unlikeable.
>>205048432yeah, i actually quite enjoy her work
Please refer to Simbal as Small Male Contestant from now on.
Binx stocks plummeting
>>205048450https://x.com/fishtankdotlive/status/1851552283223540077
>>205048400Tbh Luke doesn't look like a guy who's into art. He looks like a stereotypical jock who should be into sports.
>>205048450https://x.com/ManletPride/status/1851554580527517717
>>205048148You're goddamn right.
>>205048321it's not a secret or anything retard
>you really want them to be famous huh?? these people are going to crash and burn spectacularly
these trashy ass hoes cannot be allowed to attack Smack!
smaack is waack
>>205048433Nigga I’ll fight Scott
>>205048357I'm loyal. I only endorse once and I never change it. I endorsed Luke yesterday after his confessional. The pumpkin scene made me proud. Then the jeet removal just reinforced my judgement.>endorsed Shinji last season very early on too
>>205048433I've always thought Scott was kind of a weird guy. Simps slightly too much. I would bet that he likes a girl on S3.
>>205048434me too dude, I want someone to fight him
>>205048453yeah he’s great but i cannot endorse a plant
>>205048327Why did Burt include that word in posts advertising his escort services
>MFW they're ganging up on smaack
>>205048433>Luke touches someone again and has to fight Scott>have Scott sandbag and let Luke fake beat the shit out of him>now all the fish are terrified of Lukethis would be a great bit
>>205048433scott sullivan mma is based and i am tired of pretending otherwise
>>205048429of course the latino has a pizzaface
>>205048453hes the only one of the four favorites tgat production hasnt shown support for.
>1 week of no TTSwhat is this gay shit, just reveal the show to them
FAMOUS HOUSE
Name my band
>>205048056>>205048434Would Dunye get along with this nigga? Dunye is a chad compared to him.
Alexis' nipples are fucking disgusting
Ian and Luke linked up. Need it or keep it?
These whores are vile
>>205048515And have half of them leave immediately? I dunno man, bold choice.
who would make the other one cum first?
https://x.com/bpijr/status/1851500143821857217Lmao
We're all agreed, he's /ourguy/, right?
>>205048515>>1 week of no TTSgood fuck you
>>205048502the beautiful alexis
>>205048492>man attached to his computer chair because of being 400lbs wants to fight scotti believe in you bro. you have 250lbs on him. easy win for the /ftl/ heavy armoured unit.
>>205048148Very female coded post.
>>205048480so wait did they find the candy somehow?
>>205048502dumb hoes
Davidbros...
>>205048328he cucked and apologized to the jeet
>>205048502paypay is so lucky she is a potato faced mtf 6/10 but she's surrounded by absolutely busted hags and looks 9/10 in comparison
>>205048503Scott is too much of a mark for himself to job like that.
>>205048502I want to fuck Mizzy for some milf fetish reasons but yield to Peyton bros. She truly is the hottest one in the house.
I heard the word "jontent" in the confessional
>>205048441Bad plastic surgery + acne scars.
So /ftl/, what is saar writing?
I'd put $30 on that TV falling off the table within an hour.
>>205048540lmfao
>>205048540Holy shit it's perfect
who the fuck is david
>>205048469Don't worry Scott has a hateboner for Burt, if he tries to force himself on the show we know what will happen.
>>205048515have some patience this isn't cocomelon
Who is David?
Betty Boop looking ass. Cruella D'eville looking ass. Natasha Fatale looking ass.
>>205048347he knows that he's on fishtank but that's it, he's not friends with production (like damiel was)
>>205048503Luke could probably overpower scott anyway even with his mma experience
Who the fuck is David?
>>205048540Goes without saying. Once has has tts on his side it’s over.
>>205048502They greenlit Mean Girls 3?
>>205048522Peyton and The Hushed Roasties
>>205048536Binx has the experience
>>205048564David is their codename for Smack.
>>205048429yuck, just when i was starting to get attracted to ian
>>205048556Spoken like a true virgin. She's like a piece of dry wonder bread.
>>205048564>>205048568>>205048575codeword for smaack
>>205048515Only 1?
>>205048502Payton and her harem of post-wall women
>>205048559>The reason I did this was because of Luke. >I'd like to apologize to my mother...It's a manifesto anon
>>205048559possible reasons why they didn't put him in the episode
>>205048394>>205048296>>205048277THE TWO CONSULS
>>205048560nevermindCaptcha - KRAGS
>>205048515It's still too early, anon. These people would drop like flies if they had TTS turned on right now. Most of them unironically cannot handle it.
>>205048540He's Don approved, so I'm in.
Wait, so did they give Mizzy her candy back?
>>205048564josie's dog
jeet writing something in the yard
>>205048559suicide note
>>205048466https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730303229427602.webm
Who else here likes eating fatty Latina ass like me and alex
not even a simp but I feel like binx is just playing along
>>205048536ofc young functional natural payton would reach orgasm first, blue hair lexapro brain would take eons
>>205048587Go jump in a lake
>>205048559restraining order request
When is the elimination?
>>205048599where's my $30 you kike
>>205048536Man these holes are so busted
>>205048540Saved.
>>205048572can someone post the confessional?
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>yap yap...yap.....yap..............>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSomebody remove this nigga!
>>205048610twin souls
>>205048612What the fuck?!
>>205048559a drawing of him and luke kissing
>>205048251i remember him saying they probably did it because they're going to introduce him at a later stage to build his character arc or something because he's 'different' (In his own words I don't know what he means by that).
>>205048549called out and seething
>>205048612based hog enjoyer
>>205048607
>>205048402>>205048237>>205048199>>205048188>>205048173>>205048165post physique, bet you all are ugly fucks that think you are the chad
QRD on why they're targeting smack instead of Luke? Is there a strategy or are they just wooed his chadlike aura?
>>205048536No idea how people think binx is ugly
>>205048612fuck is this nigga doing!!
>>205048606jet told luke where it was
Holy shit I hate Alexis
Smack's racial composition is working against her. She's just white enough for the other women and gay to conspire against her without feeling racist.
>>205048204I've been online since 2001 and I had no idea who Ludwig and XQC were until a few months ago.
Ratched is such a harlot I'm amazed she's gone three days without taking a dick
>>205048148Luke is supposed to be the average MDE fan self-insert
faghag tank sure is exciting. I need burt to wake up
>>205048643>t. seething mutt
The contestants should be even farther
>>205048612MMMMUUUURICA
monstrous amounts of gang shit going on in this section
Why is Binx trying so fucking hard to be Amy from Doom Generation?
>>205048643brown
>>205048646they're bored and have nothing to do so they come up with new tactics for the fun of it
>>205048614Binx is just surviving right now, we'll see how smart she is or how cool she is once they turn on her.
tattoos are so fucking NASTY! YUCK!!!!!
>>205048619what are you talking about anon, I don't remember betting $25 on anything. Why are you bugging me about $10 for?
>>205048429he found his consiglieri
ALERTIAN WINCED IN HIS SLEEP
omfg payton SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUPPPPPPP
>We got to have a family reunion!Break it up, break it up
>>205048540They don't even want to vote him out anymore, that's how good he is.
>>205048646they think luke will be out anyway, or is easier to vote out later. and they're just going along with mizzy being butthurt for thinking smaack took the candy (for no reason)
>>205048612how is his skin so good?
>>205048648beat face hidden entirely by makeup
>>205048672she chose the wrong people to align with
>>205048643youre already imagining what i look like faggot kek
>tryna get smaack whackedmy estimation of these whores just fuckin plummeted
>>205048672I think it would feel nice to facefuck her. Wouldn't only feel nice but be nice in general.
what's Ian excuse for being so tired?
B3 Lukeseething
>>205048608>LUKE = BENCHOD
>>205048608fuck this nigga doing!!!!
>>205048470>>205048476what happened?
>1488 endorsementswhat did Jet Neptune mean by this?
I have not seen the production mention the pool at all. There was so much seethe about pool during the leaks.
>>205048643sir, you are indian
>>205048688literally don vito
>>205048681not when they're on my perfect cuban wife
>>205048612Alex is just a fucking rabbit hole, lmfao. Damn dude
>>205048688because these faggots are yapping right next to him
>>205048699Fat girls especially will have INSANE filters.
>>205048646They feel certain luke will be eliminated later for other reasons and isn’t a threat
>>205048699The heroin
Why are the cams lagging every 2 seconds? Or is my Internet just shiting the bed?
>>205048608writing his manifesto
>>205048612On a highway? Imagine killing someone for a fat fetish tiktok.
>>205048679This. I'm glad she's doing this because she was kinda alienated from the other girls until she cried about her dead mom and all this happened
>>205048588holy fuck I hate snakey women so goddamn much
>>205048559His manifesto to try to get Luke kicked
>>205048710for vegetarians digesting foods takes tremendous energy so they have to idle the entire day. like cows!
>>205048731clear cache
>>205048731the site is bloated dogshit, ppvland streams are silky smooth for me when on the site i get 1 frame a second
>>205048710long night huh guys
>>205048730I cant believe he is the oldest person in the cast
>im scared to be around Luke holy shit fuck binx
>alex wishing he could fight the other contestantsnow watch this be the one season without fighting... :(
>/tv/ relates to this
>>205048540Kek
>Dude this guy's like, hugeWe're so back
BRO HOW MUCH FUCKING SLEEP DOES IAN NEED
>>205048710he told mizzy its benzo withdrawalsthink oliver from s2
its so funny how the girls are already way better players than everyone on big brother in recent memory. on big brother they would have just voted out alex and called it a day for a week straight, then switched to luke when he became hostile. but these girls want to weaponize luke while pretending to vote him out, then voting out smack with simbal back up plan. and even amongst the girls, laron and alexis stole candy from the other girls and pinned it on smack. so much better than big brother moral fags
>binx saying she's too scared to be around lukedropped to irredeemable tier, embarrassing behaviour
TTS starts on halloween btw
Eunuch Ted can see past the girls shit but Alex is far to retarded and falls for it
This is America
>I'll die before I run awayBinx is only scared of Luke because she'll die trying to defend herself lol
>>205048608He's probably writing some fag note to production about how unsafe he feels. >SAAR PLEASE KICK LUKE SAAR PLEASE
>>205048301He becomes...THEODORE.
>>205048766kentuckians are the most powerful race
>Alright so we've deliberated with our lawyers, editors and gone over the footage over 50 times>The conclusion we've come to is that Jeet was moving towards Luke in a threatening way before he tried to shove him away
>>205048704praying smaack joins team luke
>>205048429
This gay nigga needs to stop vacuuming
>>205048559kama sutra 2
>>205048773I'm not positive but I'm PRETTY sure this morning he said he barely got any sleep.
>>205048773You underestimate how much energy is required to carry this show.That's why he sleeps and eats all day.
>>205048774oh shit
>>205048723>>205048703>>205048673>>205048664Look how scared they get when you ask them to post physique like jews being called out for jews, they are mad that they arnt attractive and cannot prove it.
>>205048710I think he may just be depressed or something. He was eating a lot yesterday, though.
>>205048672Don't make me hop on the Paytrain
i love when small tiny women act like they can fight a real man
>>205048796cinema
>Man does something to another man>Woman finds a way to make it about herself
Luke you can't push him around like thatPush who?
>if he grabbed me i would've KILLED him
>>205048810she's straight up saying she'd instantly die
SexTank in B3. Burt wants to watch.
>>205048688he’s in so much pain just sitting there
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>205048773he's powering up
>>205048790truuuuu
>>205048804Burt offers Taboo escort services on Reddit, where we know what that word means LOL
>>205048804>strikes you>cries out
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>205048820>she has a deathnote
>>205048804>doxx yourself on 4chins White KingYOU ARE INDIAN
smaack has her frog hat on
i still keep thinking the chucky in the den is a person for a split second when i switch cams
Can't believe I missed the most content because I chose to sleep for 8-10 hours
>>205048824she went back and forth
>i had a bad relationship once but it's not like he just straight up punched me in the face
>i'm soo scared if him but like i'm not scared of him or anything
what lens does that ptz camera have that zoom is fucking crazy
>>205048820>>205048824
teddy has the most INSANE game what the FUCK
uhhh ted haters......
what happened to the director cam? It was there yesterday
Burt's about to freak out
Ted FUCKS
Can you faggots merge with bb already
>>205048783SAARS HOW CAN HE TOUCH
>>205048104Why is Burt so overrated by everyone?
They need to fucking kill Ted.
he fucking won
god i wish that was me
after that rant binx is beyond redeemable she's gotta go
>Burt being cucked
I WOULD say Teddy wins but...We all know Burt wins here.
TEDS HAREM
TED IS A CHAD WHAT THE HELL
>>205048867It's unironically because they think he's gay lmao
why did Luke target Simbal specifically last night? seemed like everyone in that moment was being annoying not just Simbal
>>205048804It's probable most people who make the same Indian jokes over and over here are actually indians trying to larp away their shame
>>205048731I've heard that they can mine bitcoin from you simply watching. Don't know if that's true, but the time it takes to buffer on their own site is really crazy.
>>205048878Howd he pull this off?
>>205048843ian will save her from elimination
WHAT THE FUCK
>>205048867small frail guys who are somewhat confident always pull libtard bitches
>>205048869It kept breaking. I'm generally annoyed that they don't have a working director cam
HOW DOE SHE DO IT
Mama, we made it... No, scratch that, we made it.
ted's fag tactic is really working out for him, maybe he'll get a little kiss next if he gets his ass blown out by burt
>>205048878This nigga is too OP
>Hags name their target after the King of the Jewsbased
Is Luke becoming the new Cole?
>>205048842post physique
Burt is SO jealous right now
TED BOUT TO GET BURTED
Ted>>>>>>>>>>>>Ian
how does ted get so many bitches??
>these fucking WHORES are all up in my teddybears shit>telekinesis dont fail me now, pulverize these women please
>>205048870He’s gone too long without any white gen alpha meat. Age isn’t a concern for Daddy Coach Burt
HOW DOES THIS CREEPY ASS RIZZ WORK.
need to see alexis sit on ted's face
what the fuck are they plotting with ted here
>>205048878the real twist this season will be the ted hetero reveal
do you think hes uncomfortable and wants them gone
>>205048878>>205048880>>205048883>>205048884>>205048886how hard is he right now
>>205048916He pretends to be gay
>>205048887No, Ted is the equivalent of a puppy for themHe is like a pet, he'll never smash
saars how can Ted touch??
me and the bitches i pulled by being a pathetic loser
>>205048824i think that means she would drop to her knees and stick her tongue out
>>205048912>>205048917that should have been me 2bh
If you HAD to have one girl in the final, who would it be?
>work out every day>take care of your diet>take acting lessons>make money, hustle>read countless books on self-improvement>learn manosphere alpha theory and how to make chicks like you from youtubespend all the hours of your life on this but it's all for NOTHING because you were born indian
>>205048880>>205048883Hes only in this position because the women see him as so sexually non-intimidating that they have no problem doing this. Not enviable desu.
>>205048895but being an non-threatening, passive pussy. they seem him as the opposite of a sexual object
>>205048895Crying like a bitch apparently
the great pondering
>>205048901and then they turn out to be sexpest freaks kek teddy is the perfect archetype
>>205048920He's a perpetual victim therefore they feel safe around him
>>205048891he's smart enough to know who he can and can't get physical with
>>205048775i only remember BB from like 20 years ago. wasn't the audience able to protect the person voted out by the contestants?otherwise it would just be the weak voting out the strong.
Burt is jealous
>>205048920They think he is gay. But he is only "gay" because he can't get pussy
Get rid of Ian and Pajeet, Ted is content machine now
>>205048934but white girls fuck dogswhich is it?
ted is gonna have fucked everyone in the house by the end of the show
Is jeet pretending to read in the yard?
>>205048867screenshot? Is he suckling on the walled whore's titties again?
Teddy-sama, f-forgive me...
>>205048852translation: Luke makes me horny
>>205048912god I wish that were me
Ah yes, the gay pet cuddling
>alexis: alex you jealous? teehee
>>205048882how the fuck is ian not in the nontext category? has he even spoken a full sentence since he arrived?
>>205048891Opposite of Jimmy, he targeted the only male who was in sight and annoying him. Laron is gay and Ted is basically a girl.
It’s 2024. The gay sk8r boi gets the girls.
Smaack is a good person.
>>205048891Because he’s racist. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
>>205048926yeah dude four women snugging up to him, super uncomfortable
>>205048979if you're asking this you don't get it
>>205048901He is not even confident dude has 0 self esteem
>>205048944YOU ARE INDIAN SIR
>>205048949Does this retard have finger tattoos?
>>205048912neptunian
TED IS THE REAL APLHA NOW
>>205048926
>>205048912Jealous all those snow bunnies are taking up precious time with his fucktoy Teddie
>>205048892Anon, ask yourself why someone would suddenly get upset when you say you relate to the chad-insert
>>205048906Women fall for this zesty male feminist game every time huh? even though these types are the most rapey
>>205048911post your cock
burt doesn't want to be ted, he wants to be the girls
>>205048810there was a girl where I worked who everyone hated, but were super scared of for some reason and when I shit talked her people would say, "dude shes gonna kill you" one day I told her to shut the fuck up because she was bitching nonstop and this lil 5'2 90 pound nigga tried to step up to mei said something schizo like "ill break your neck dude" and then she just stood therealmost like she realized despite all the bitching there was literally nothing she could doand then everyone clapped
How will they react when they find out ted is straight?
>>205048891Indians trigger something in any self-respecting white man. You wouldn't get it.
Burt didn't deserve to be cucked like this bros...
>>205048878I'm so fucking jealous.
>>205048983the alexiscord doesn't want you to know this
>>205049001yeah, unironically says HIGH TECH
>>205048870>>205048878>>205048880BNWO cancelled
>>205048959Audience votes who's staying and who's not between those who were voted out by the Contestants
>who the fish think is most threatening luke>who the audience think is most threateningburt>who is actually the most threatening tedlegit, this guy rapes.
Ah the old "pretend to be gay to get bitches" trick
Since when is ted gay?He's faking it right?
>is everything clean downstairs right now?translation:>get off me and go clean, bitchesis ted b-based??
>>205048944no its because hes ugly and short, chad indians do just fine
>>205048878i hate that little faggot
>>205048148nah i like him because he's funny, talented, and the only person in the house with a sense of humor
>>205048949the raped and the rapist
>>205048979They're doing the meme thing where they act like a nontent guy is great. They did it with Mauro too. Mauro gave us Morgue at least. However, I must admit, some of the Ian screenshots are funny.
So when are they gonna torture these people?
>>205048766Jacobian
can someone actually tell me why they are doing that with ted before i rope im so confused
>>205048878saars how can he touch
>>205048999Some women like to dominate men with no confidence.
>>205047906Jet, this season is going greatDo NOT give in and invite orbiters to ruin it
>>205049014teddy my boy where is that hand wandering off to
>>205049030he is so insufferable he has to be a plant
>>205048891unironically racism he called him wifi signal
I respect the game, but Ted's hands are ghoulish and thin
>>205049034kek in india maybe
Wait until they see Episode 2…
production, make the girls cuddle with the jeet. please.
>>205049017There no way Ted isn't bisexual at least the way he was caressing the gaynigger last nightAnd he was cuddling with Burt this morning sitting on the bed in B3
>binx + alexis will NEVER exhale on your face in bed while a schizo gay black prostitute and alex watchted won
kill sneed that retard will not stop vacuuming
>>205049030he never explicitly said he was, these bitches just assumed
>>205049029every kid in the mid 2000s did this, wear tight jeans and Hollister shirts and pretend to be metrosexual and get pussy
From raped by the nog to raped by all the girls. How does he do it?
>>205049028the fucked up part is this doesn’t even mention the jeet
>>205049050why does this faggot always feel like he needs to insert himself into everything
>>205049040Yeah that's fair
>>205049015Hot story #Taboo #Nolim
>Yesterday was a BIG dayThey couldn't be more fucked
>>205048983Really do hope she isn't kicked right away. She's the type of leftist girl that is actually kind of sweet and good, but you have to enforce your will and make her accept your ideals.
>>205049062
Teddy, what a Chad
>>205049046Hes like a pet to them, none of them see him as a sexual object. My god, you guys really are socially illiterate when it comes to women.
>>205048759i know how they feel, i only slept for 6 hours once those yapping sluts went to bed
>>205048979ian is the lone wolf chad sigma that simbal thinks he is
>>205048891i remember luke saying wifi has been weird with him ever since he entered the house. unfriendly, always distanced and now scheming to get him out too so it's natural he dislikes himreality is jeet feels emasculated by his presence because he's more charismatic
where is luke
>>205049046They don't find him sexual at all. They are treating him like a gay friend/one of the girls
>the push incident warped the entire social hierarchy that ted's the alpha wtf?
will they ever shut up about last night and do something already?
>>205049017Cry rape
>>205049058no in america too, they get all the stem girls
do something jet this is insufferable
>>205049064Dude I don't want to cuddle with any of these people
>>205049024lmao they never fail to live up to the stereotypes
>>205049046his perpetual victim complex and whiny pussy attitude makes them feel very non-threatened and see him as more of a puppy than any sort of sexual object
smacck's fucking gut protruding YUCK
>>205048643>>205048804
>>205049074High Ego and has no self awareness. He's like the typical /ftl/ poster to be honest.
>my PEEPOP was a navy manwhy did cringe normies stop saying the words grandma and grandpa
>burt wants to join the militaryBORN TO KILL
>>205049079literally no such thing. leftist brainrot is incurable
>>205048882what did she rant about?
>>205049095Not alpha, but the only non-gay, non-sexually threatening guy.
>>205048944life is over if you're short
Another seeks to joins his Harem
>>205049072rapetank demands tribute
>>205049103>implying anyone would pass the chance to cuddle with Daddy B.U.R.T.
>>205049040ian is mauro except not a bitchthis alone makes him the nontent king
the calm before the stormneptunian
>>205049109faggot
>>205048979You just don't get it, man
>Meanwhile Luke
>smaack not cuddling ted toowhat the FUCK is wrong with her?
>>205049109very very disrespectful.
Not a fan of this faghag cuddle puddle shit
>>205049046He looks so gay and weak no woman is gonna think he can even get a boner
>>205049103I want to cuddle with payton
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQFDdZgkTKM
>>205049136>luke voldemort
>>205049118imagine being his squadmate dawgggggg bro will jizz in your helmet while you're asleep
i don't get it, how is Ted not giving these women the ick?
>>205048643now post yours (you wont)
JET ACTIVATE OPERATION GOLDEN RETRIEVER
>>205049144the real kino is in the den
>>205049110PLEASE HELP ME SIR I AM INDIAN
>>205049079she is not a leftist you retarded nigger
>End of the season>Luke has just been announced the winner after a hard fought final with Burt and Alex>Bex stumbles through the door with a couple suitcases>Woah, Jet, you sent me the wrong date!>Jet just shrugs and gurns at the camera >Whoopsie poopsie!>Bex looks mad and approaches Jet>Well, there's only one thing for it now...>She pulls out a boombox>Dance party!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE starts playing>Everyone dances as the S3 credits play
>>205049141she's not a whore who uses her body to gain an advantage, the other three are naturally used to manipulation
>>205049144I am PRAYING that something awful happens to them all
>>205049134perhaps not
we're getting closer and closer to an orgy every day
>>205049141smaack is saving herself for luke
what the FUCK is happening??
>>205049119If you aren't converting stupid leftist girls on a regular basis you are an ineffectual conservative and should be ashamed of yourself
>>205049109That's not a guy anon, that's a womb
>>205049119Several anon and I were discussing it last night. Leftist girls can often learn to accept your ideals as long as you remain firm and the leader of your relationship. I dated one and it took about 3 months.
>>205049149Ted could rape your offspring in front of you, ya cunt!
>>205049108like tj
>>205049158they know burt is watching and won't let anything happen to him
>>205049160lol based Q
new watcher here, are staff visits scheduled or random?
>>205049141Lesbianism
>>205049158They don't know if he's straight
>>205049158he's gay
>>205049179BUBBLE BEN
>>205049084ive been up for 24 hours and not sleeping until the current thing is settled
little smaack fupa
>annoyed with alex>scared of luke >disgusted by jeet>snuggling ted damn bros
>>205049190Random
>>205049136Sleep well, King. We have more Jeets to flush.
>>205049141I said this before, but Smaack really does have Lisa Simpson energy; she's a slightly more intelligent misfit girl that doesn't rely on social manipulation like the others do. Seems like she actually has a set of morals, even if they are misguided.
>>205049199GUNT
>>205049185except tayleigh and taylor both wanted to fuck him
>>205049166Have you not seen her socials? She's a full on leftist. And she had a minor mental breakdown when Alex said nigga.
>>205049190random
>>205049160>Q posting on /tv/
>>205049163>Golden Retriever enters>Girls all start doting on it, ignore the fags>Ted and Gaynigger forced to cuddle
Just started watching, why does Ted have a harem.
>>205049185this nigga buck broken by tj AHAAAAAAAAAA
>>205049166Smack? She freaks over nigga, knows every trans skater, and quit school cause of a nazi march or some inane shit. She's pretty left.
guys are we rocking with the fishtank polycule?!
>>205049190They tend to do the most of the big staff shit in the evening, around 6-7 est
whre is payton?
>>205049160Quentin Scobie?
>>205049160why does this look like a homeless quentin scobie
Post Season 3 kino
>>205049199looks like she's got one loaded in the chamber
literally coddletank
>>205049170To be more serious, horseshoe theory. He's so nontent it wraps back around into being content. The longer he is in the house without doing anything at all the funnier it gets
>>205049034>Chad Indians
>>205049160Fuck you’d be hot tied up in the back of a van with your asshole hanging out like a rose. Molestable eyes bruh
>>205049198godspeed anon try and get a power nap in today
>>205049199if she actually skated that shit wouldn't be there
>>205049199for kisses
>>205049123how terrified she was of Luke
>>205048983her alex and ian are the only good people on the show
>>205049211she's a liberal you retard
>>205049229got woken up so often that he went into a spontaneous aryan rage
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HATE SMAACK SO MUCH
Who deserves to win?
>>205049141She can sense his boner.
>>205049224she wants to sit next to luke but she can't find a reason
>>205049180I'm not a conservative at all, I just hate lefties and women. I'm more like a Muslim.
new>>205049251>>205049251>>205049251
the moment where ted reveals his powerlevel will be kino
What happened to fishtank? why is it sleeptank?
>>205048728That pic was from the confessional room. Alex is just blessed.
Why does the women hate the mulatta girl?
The craziest thing about this is seeing the fishtank normies on twitter finding out and loving this show
>>205049270too much fuck
>>205049236yeah theres a lot of them
>>205049233do NOT start fucking coddleposting
>>205049201Notice how non of them are fighting to have alone time with him. He's been emasculated anon
>>205049209claire makes more sense than tayleigh
>>205049158Hes not like the jeet, he's too much of a pussy to even do that.
>>205049141Seeing all the girls on him is going to drive her into a frenzy. Ted/Smaack is going to happen now
The Jeet thinks he's so smart lmao
>>205049229love his smirk
>>205049220>>205049253
>>205049226schopenhauer mode
>>205049235You are sot on. It didn't start getting funny to me until last night when he had 4 meals in a row while everyone was yapping about the candy
>>205049235I can definitely see the potential for comedy in that
>>205049304>>205049304>>205049304
>>205049040Yeah this place likes to complain about "nontent" but then they endorse people like Josie, Tj and Ian. Happens every season. >>205049141honestly she's starting to grow on me.
>>205049209they just saw him as a puppy
>>205049226Q? what went wrong?
>Jeet reading about stoicism>Acts like a petty woman and refuses to even talk to Luke
>>205049341Nothing
>>205049327that's because everyone wants the *likeable* person to win, people like jon or jimmy are content but unlikeable on a personal level and we only laugh at them at their expense
If you hired a male escort like Burt and got him into your home it would theoretically be pretty easy to murder him with a projectile weapon right?
>>205049372dude needs FInasteride
>>205049255jealous of her love and life energy
>>205048912lol
>>205048906The Butthole Surfers wrote a song about this.
>>205049264So you're gay and brown (if not physically then spiritually)?
>>205049455no shit? i love em
This show is so extremely gay that I'm struggling to continue watching. The feminine energy is extreme.
>>205049229when did that happen??
>>205049539Burt is very masculine though. Just pay attention to whatever Burts doing
>>205049552last night, most kino night ever. keep up nigga
>>205048612Did the landwhale go live last night?
>>205049539true.. might have to stop until some chaos actually starts. right now everyone is just sleeping or butthurt crying
>>205049620mizzy's live 24/7
>>205049695im holding out for when Ben and Jeremy call the group. gonna be epic i believe
>>205049539i can't even bear to listen to the inane drivel happening whenever they're around, but trust me, it will make the betrayal and torture that much sweeter
>>205049149>>205049108>>205049094>>205049083Then why aren't you fags pulling any women
>>205049117peepop is older than your peepop, anon
