That's good eat'n edition/ftl/ News• Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hidden• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins and shoved Simbal, now they want him gone• Alex was previously arrested on a heroin charge and is 37• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the bottom of the totem pole• Elimination challenge: Person with the most candy has immunity, then a vote will take place• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205047906
Burt is going to pull a Donovan, Luke will sell Teds booty to him
>reading white man philosophy
>>205049304How many big brother normies are gonna get sucked into fishtank and sent down the MDE rabbit hole? There are quite a few it’s happening to on twitter now
I need to become a metrosexual skater boi
>>205049350if this is what influenced him to be a two-faced borderline rapist then he's not getting the message at all
>Torture all these normies into quitting>Last week is friendtank with old cast>Give TJ the 50k in the end
its kinda cute how scared they are of luke desu.
>>205049381Why? It's a temporary win for him right now, but he can't do the "I'm a little boy" thing forever.
>>205049385will this help him get a baby jirl momma?
>there’s a reason why we’re gonna be famouslol
>>205049381alexis might actually pityfuck him
https://x.com/imjustbored203/status/1851518181581742549
>Call the episode "Trick or Thief" says the thiefI hope they show him and the whore stealing the candy
>>205049410They should freeze her endorsements on that number and read them all out.
>>205049457if they keep up the hulu bit they will absolutely show them the cut of the second episode with candy shenanigans
>>205049381not for me. I'm trying to be the chad artist. Dead lift and make art. intimidating physically, interesting intellectually.
>>205049457They fucking better, they're getting big egos now , jet sam need to start hell house NOW
Burt is the fucking manHigh IQ alpha, the reincarnation of Yakubcome back to us once more
>>205049457does mizzy still not know alexis stole her candy?
>>205049449Nah he's like the homo little brother that weeps when someone raises their voice women don't see niggas like that as sexual objects.
>>205049501syxgxy i love your bestiality drawings
The Official /ftl/ tier list
>>205049501The Raped
>>205049408Funny and insane, they're treating him like a serial killer for throwing some fruit and removing an indian. The whole thing is kino.
>too many girls in the Ted snuggle session
>>205049573fair enough
>>205049532Nope, and Alexis "found" the candy earlier and they acted all happy with MizzyFucking snake behavior
>>205049573What is the last interesting thing La'Ron has done and how long ago did it happen?
>>205049642is actually causing drama in the house by stealing and framing others
>>205049642Didn’t he steal the candy last night?
>>205049304skibidi chungus
>>205049642acting like a typical hoodrat and stealing everyone's shit
>>205049501skibidi chungus yes yes
>>205049609I don't think mizzy would even be upset they did it, but it would redeem Luke in their eyes somewhat if she found out.Where was the candy anyways?
>>205049599it'll be balanced out with Burt in the Ted Struggling Session
>>205049687xD
who the fuck is david?
life is but a long dream...
Thoughts?
Qrd for today?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>205050110Their code word for Slaap
>>205049728SIRS DO NOT REDEEM LUKE
>>205050291god twitter is so cringe
>>205049381every girl in the house wants to fuck luke (and are also weirdly interested in burt)never go by what a woman says. when all the women said they think ted is cute, what they really mean is they think he is safe unpredictable and unthreatening. When women say some guy is an unpredictable asshole they actually want to be fucked silly by him
They should tts one time "NEGGER", let them crash out for a bit and then tell them their system got hacked.
>>205049457that seems incredibly unfair thoughlike if there is some stealthy contest going on, and then production selectivelyshows what certain contestants are doing, isnt that unbalanced as fuck?
>>205050364this is true but alexis is such a slut that she still might pitfyuck ted, she's letting him caress her and was cradling his head in her tits last night
>>205050241It’s a book for coping so I’d say it’ll be useful
>>205050273Sam revealed fake show that is currently streaming on Hulu, everyone believed it, Luke physically assaulted pajeet over candy by mildly shoving him into his room and all the gay SJWs are pissed at him, Ted got into bed with every single girl in the house at the same time for a mass cuddle session
Just woke up. Can I get a QRD on everything after the skits both teams did and also any new goon material?
Morning guys just to let you know Ted is a faggot.
>>205049573Good list
>>205049573Why is Alex not in peak?
>>205050461She is just a fag hag
why the fuck dont contestants just keep their candy in their pockets are they all retarded
>>205050510>are they all retardedThis is fishtank
This is extremely demoralizing. Has every girl over the age of 20 produced porn? Like all of them? I'm starting to think the ones that 'don't' are just better at lying about it. I fucking hate women so much.
>>205050510they have a lot of candy
>>205050510Because it'll melt and they'll get sticky
>>205050461this pic has extreme gay best friend energy though. This routine is great if all you want is cuddling and hugs and shit, but if you actually want your penis sucked n tugged you gotta be an unpredictable asshole
>>205049389so he can spend it all on another whowa who will leave him? what an odd choice
>>205050501snaked luke
>>205050529what you are schizoing about?
>Fishtank got big enough to ignore /ftl/ threadsI miss the days where they'd dwindle down to 1-2k viewers
>>205050529anon these are the loose women of society, nothing has changed in terms of demographics, they would have been whores 20 years ago and they're whores today
>>205050568they will come crawling back to the threads for ideas once half the cast is gone in a week
>>205050565QRD?
payton looks like handsome squidward
>>205050551This anon is right, they're hugging ted here and the gay Sneeder because they don't seem them as any kind of object of sexual desire, complete friendzoned. If you're a guy in that situation and the women don't have their clothes coming off or looking like they're biting their lower lip then you are in the friendzone.
i watched seasons 1 and 2 along with bloodgames and bitchtank. Is this going well?
At work, looking for a status update on my boy ian?
Holy fuck is Alex still asleep? I just slept for 7 hours and he's still asleep?
>>205050529Who has done porn? QRD?
>oh nice>oh nice>wow>yeahbrapjeet trying to butt into the conversation>neither woman even look at him>Captcha: SARR4
>>205050641You will never guess what he is doing
>>205050639yes, it's going swimmingly
>>205050641on the couch chilling
>>205050529It’s not “all women”, just the kind of freaks that apply for a reality show. There are way more normal women in the world.
>>205050510Ian has been carrying his candy, and all of his other belongings, every time he movesEveryone else has told him that it’s unnecessary, even though they’ve been stolen from and he hasn’t
>>205050529Simply don’t date women who agree to go on Craigslist reality shows
>>205050645That nigga is deadGave him too many horse tranquilizers
>>205050529you just outed yourself as a shut in know nothing
>>205050639Surprisingly yes.
>>205050645Burt said he was giving him "heavy duty drugs" to calm him down.
>>205050641Currently laying on the couch, nobody else is in the room, today he has chosen to wear all blue colored clothesBig moves soon.
>>205050683>Ian has been carrying his candy, and all of his other belongings, every time he moves>Everyone else has told him that it’s unnecessary, even though they’ve been stolen from and he hasn’tA sign that Ian will go far.Be smart + fly under the radar
>>205050551They would suck him if the cameras weren’t rolling. I’ve done this strat and it works
>>205050718bro, where do you think you are?
>>205050641thriving
where the hell is luke
>>205050786Ian 2.0 on the come up
>>205049304Can I get qrd on this morning? or has it been pure nontent?
did mizzy get her pussy out today yet or what
>>20505075910% of viewers are always on him and last night he pulled about 20% of viewers cooking beans while all of the women/gay folx schemes upstairs together >>205050641He recently confirmed to Luke that the couch is ‘comfortable as hell’
>>205050666>>205050673>>205050737>>205050786Has his luggage shifted about at all today?
>>205049573my girl peyton is just gathering intel right now. trust the process.
>>205050786
>>205050791He was in the basement
Between Burt and Alex claiming to have triple digit I.Q's. It is true that people who brag about it are usually retarded.
>>205050832Famously, Vlad the Impaler demonstrated his kingdoms respect for laws by leaving a golden chalice in the city square - it was said that his was the only kingdom where not a single thief would dare steal, for the kings wrath was known to be so swift and unmerciful Likewise, Ian has left his bag open to the public and it has remained unmoved
This show has only confirmed to me how phony these actor retards really are and how simple normies are.
>>205050683>Everyone else has told him that it’s unnecessary, even though they’ve been stolen from and he hasn’tGreat point
real meeting of the minds in the den
>>205050923what they talmbout
>>205050897kek anon
>alexis: Im changing pants>symbal: you don't need pants!wtf is wrong with indians
>>205050934they're plotting to rape payton and binx
>>205050567>>205050646all the girls were in br2 doing their makeup and talking about the porn they made and the weird requests they get from guys online
>>205050394Jet please
>>205050970I'm starting to realize they literally can't help it. It's in their DNA.
>>205050934Luke is carrying Ian through a conversation about weather conditions in various cities
>Luke being ostracized has forced him to actually interact with IanBROS
>>205050906I'm praying binx is just pretending to fit in. theres no way you drop a casual "white men need more rights" comment during a nigga apology without being at least a little based
ben makes einstein look like eisenstein, and eisenstein look like einstein
>>205050970goddammit I keep missing his pajeetisms because I hate watching the women
so did production get luke to bully simbal or did he just go aggro on his own?
sleep and women talking-tank
luke ian kino bonding
>>205051034Agro’d because people kept waking him up
>>205051034Looks like he was just tired and didn't want to deal with bullshit.
>>205050603pretty much just said he needed to go to the girls before during their secret meeting
>>205050718>Why yes. All girls make porn.
>What are your leisure activities?
>girls constantly scheme all day>every single guy is like "I don't have to go to work or anything. Jet's knocked out in the basement and there is nothing planned. This is paradise and I will nap all day."
>>205051042Women discussing schemes and backstabbing Men discussing wild animals and the homeless situation
Ben needs to patrol the house with a loaded ar and KILL the next person who whispers
>>205051061>>205051062k, thanks
it's a good cast
>>205051076Ian let it slip that he goes to TJ every weekend which means he probably goes there for the cheap whores
>>205051093All women are scheming all the time and they don't need a reality TV show to it.
>>205051039Umm sweaty its called epic social game, plotting, and scheming. I guess you are too low IQ to follow along with the machinations of a fag and five clucking alcoholic hens.
I am watching bedroom 3
Describe yourself in terms of S3 contestants:>Luke's face>Ted's body>Burt's autism + IQ
enjoying the slideshow?
They need to enable fishtoys so we can inundate Luke with cigs. he says he needs one
>>205051129>Ian Dyou gotta go
norwood status?
>>205051129It's an incredible cast, so if this goes south they can't try to pass blame on any of these people.
Luke has made a powerful ally this morning
>>205051152>Teds body>Lukes faceThose don’t get packaged together, you’re just a Ted clone
>>205050639was a bit shaky last night, but it seems to simmer down and back on track
whats with the giant spider?
>>205051152>burts face>burts body>burts dick
>Ian: "yuh"Iconic quote. Reminds me of some fan favorites from the past.
>>205051129Move everyone down 1 rank except for Luke and it's perfect
Which S3 fish should I meet up with first? And no, I won't ask for their permission.
Big Brother is produced for women and fags. This season is skirting the line way too close to literally just a bunch of whores talking shit 24hrs a day. I woke up this morning with very little interest in tuning in at all.
>>205050639Yes, surprisingly. Has the potential to be the best season yet but we'll see.
>>205051152>lukes body>paytons face>burts cock
>>205051162fuck that we need the reveal of what show they are on
>>205051210yea desu luke should be S+having a plant who can actually play the role is great
Luke and Ian need to recruit Burt and Alex.
>>205051200>>205051235burts dick is average, but if that's what you were going for just ignore me.
>>205051237Patience. They will probably reveal it at the same time TTS comes on, which will be a huge blow to the Fish. They are still riding high on the belief that they are on Hulu.
>>205051212lose some weight first
>>205051212La Sneed nigga i already told u
CAN I PLEASE GET A QRD SINCE LAST NIGHTN WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED THE WINNERS OF THE MURDER MYSTERY SCENE CHALLENGE? THANKS
>>205050639It's actually entertaining.
>>205051218its a >>205051258slow burn
>>205051160>slideshowpoorfags need to fucking die, how is it possible that i've been getting a smooth framerate since day
>>205051152>Luke's face>Ian's body>Binx humor
>>205051212burt so he can rape you into submission and then use his personal trainer expertise to make you not a fat faggot
>>205051183the Luke-Ian-Alex triumvirate will be completely unstoppable
>>205051258why you watching gay porn? huh fag? you saw burts cock, huh? okay cock expert tell us how big it is
>>205051212you shouldnt dox yourself my bro
>>205051212Burt
https://discord.gg/fagc - LIT BUSSIN FISHTANK CHAT FULL OF EXFISH FROM PRIOR SERIES.https://kick.com/burtstream - BEST FISHTANK RESTREAM
Guys stfu I'm listening to Luke and Ian
>we're now going to get occasional smirks towards the cameras from Lvke after he does something based since he knows that we know
>>205051152Ian's bodyIan's brainIan's grindset
I think Luke is talking about how he's DNSL's merch guy and he's keeping him afloat
>>205051152>Luke's personality>Ted's body>Alex's childhood trauma (minus the drug addiction and criminal record)
>>205050890it's a mixed bag, most smart people won't tell you their IQ unless it comes up. alex felt safe to say it both because burt's IQ was already in the open and he felt slightly threatened, he figured his 142 would be the highest in the house. also there are no shortage of high IQ retards, i knew a guy with 175 who was a heroin junkie and ate candy corn for lunch. he ended up selling a tv script for $300k.
Alex Apes, get the fuck in heret.me/+hzRojugHYX5jOTYx
>I just want a yard for my Beagle>hahahahaha.... damn
Ahem.Payton (located in B2) is a cute.
>>205051283yeah the FTL site has actually been surprisingly good this season, no problems since the day 1 issues. no director cam though, but thats fine. the best part of the site is the clicking around on doorways, makes it easy to follow the actionplease buy a season pass guys we're losing so much fucking money
>>205051298Thanks for the link, looking into this now
>>205051316Don Ian...I bow to you.
>>205050348seethe more, jeet
>>205051329we're so back
>>205051252They should go back to the original plan of Alex saying fuck the hoes and do an all out bro alliance (minus the jeet and Ted's faggot ass)
>>205051291He already did can't you read you stupid nigger
>>205051361go back to your little goyslop community, all your content comes from /ftl/ and you know it
Ian's appetite Ian's visionIan's Zen state
>>205051152>Jet's face>Luke's body>Ben's hairline>Burt's horniness >Ian's personality
y'all sleeping on B2
>>205051343HI JET :)
>>205051379nothing i dislike more than a girl acting like a whore but also pretends shes not doing it on purpose
Binx the Minx!!
>>205051405
Anon, I heard you're not a TJMaxxer anymore. I'll have to ask, do you not remember all the battles? Do you not remember the rib damage, the heartbreak, the accusations I had to endure to keep love and life alive? Now don't even tell me you're a Binxshit, Mizzycel, or even worse a Smaackhead. You can't be a Michgang even if you're a Smaackhead. I kept the love for all the Black Queens out there and rum bottles empty while boxing women and retards. I hope whoever you like now can you give you hammered film analysis and endless la bamba, like I did... You know what man? At the end of the day, despite what you may say, we all know you'll always be a TJMaxxer.
>>205051420I'm done listening to these retards whisper about the same 4 things again.
>>205051218If they go straight to nigger TTS and puking they're all going to leave. TTS is going to be an AI that gets more and more "glitchy." The challenges will get more ridiculous as the Hulu ratings drop. Their sleeping and eating schedules will become more erratic over time. Showers and washing machines will "break" and they'll live in filth.
>>205051420b2 is consistently the worst room in the fucking house but nobody else is awake yeti'm guessing they don't need much sleep because they don't use their brains much anyway
>ian doesn't even turn his head to shift his attention to laron walking in the roomfucking based
>>205051392another cock expert over here! I don't know I don't go looking for cock averages like a faggot
>>205051433tj was not even top 3 in his season
So alexia just give mizzy her candy back and nothing happened at all?Did she tell her that she "found" her own, too? Does she suspect anything at all?
ALEX IS GETTING UP. PREPARE YOUR EARS.
>>205051343If you're losing money, confine the fish to a smaller area and take down the cameras outside of it.
holy shit luke has managed to get ian to talk
>>205051152>Ted's face>sneed's body>Ians personality
>>205051468But we paid for the whole house...
>>205051450>>205051420>>205051379teehee this is my natural position i didnt even know there was a camera there
what does he think about all of this?
>>205051463I can't fucking wait, he's been zonked for what feels like years
>>205051476And laugh.
what the fuck are they even talking about
Any good restreams?
>>205051462Binx found it after Alexis told her where it was hidden. They have no blamed Smaack for stealing the candy. Mizzy suspects nothing. They are gunning for Smaack now in the elimination. Jeet is oddly safe, and they've forgotten about Luke.
>ted reminds mizzy there's a camera and to change in the bathroomFUCK YOU TED
>>205051480Host an AirBNB in the rest of the house then.
>>205051449Yeah if they follow this model it could be genuinely hilarious, they already started it off telling them the ratings were "better than expected", if they follow through by telling them "in confidence" that ratings are dropping and they need to spice things up a bit, I could see things going WAY off the rails. Especially if they tell them independent of each other and tell them to keep it to themselves.
>>205051343Just turn the goddamn TTS on Jet
>>205051484tim pool doesnt know shit ab the show kek
Ted gives me the ick.
>>205051484no idea, he has nothing to do with S3. >>>/bant/ NOW
>>205051145>>205051101>>205051218It's funny because all the girls talk shit about Alex for dwelling too long on one subject and repeating himself too much, meanwhile when ever the girls are out of earshot they are constantly going over the same schemes/backstabbing over and over and constantly repeating themselves. Fucking hypocrites. Luke is King of the tank obviously, but Alex stocks have risen notably simply because these bitches do exactly what Alex does but Alex is loud and honest.
>>205051484pls kill yourself or move on with your life
Ted is the worst type of bitchmade pussy. and i'm not saying that because of what he said to mizzy, that bitch is ugly
>>205051463MICHAELMICHAELMICHAEL
>>205051298https://ppv.land/fthas the ppv cams
Ted reminds me of Chuck lmaoooo
>>205051505plant confirmed
>>205051499Kind of against the rules to talk about that stuff here, bud :)
good morning binxcels, did anything new happen since last night?
>>205051499hi jet
>>205051508oooouuughh i like that
>>205051449Please be this.
>>205051505Truck fuck Ted, scramble his brains.
Luke looking in the fridge is everyone of us itt and I love it
>>205051505>changing in front of TedYep, they think Ted is gay.
>>205051517noooo lets get le based chuds to come on the show, dont you love it when alex stein shows up?
>>205051505I was team anti-simbol but now Ted needs to go first fuck ted
>>205051506no? you guys are complaining about audio, imagine the noise of other people? you do your job and i'll do mind
>>205051343don't shoot until you see the whites-jet neptune
I want two things:-Blinx wins, I simp for her harder than any Josiechud ever did for Josie after the show-Ted gets to make love with Burt, BBC Top Daddy.Jet, do this and we'll all be happy.
which one of those bozos you thing sam hates the most personally?jeet excluded because it too easy of an obvious option due to racism.
>>205051550i think he did tell them he was gay
do we know who luke's favorite fish was from each of the past seasons?if not who do you think it is?
>>205051218Slavtank is running if all you want is to see people humiliated in a room.
Ted is no longer even considered a man.
hawk tuah?
It's such a good idea for Luke to put on the face mask thing. It will humanize him greatly. I predict that Smack will giggle at it.
>>205051542binx is now on team bimbo against smaack
>>205051534he's done this multiple times trying to gently direct people to follow rules. it's painfully obvious he's a plant but people here are too retarded to believe it because he sounds like a fag
>>205051580she was in the trailer
>>205051534why did it turn sam into chris evans
OP love and life friendship forming
>>205051501They haven't forgotten about LukeThey all are more attracted to him now and secretly want him to stay but need to posture to eachother that they dont like him, so they're ignoring the topic in hopes that production sorts it out and keeps him onWomen are pretty simpleThis is going to become lukesimp tank
I still can’t believe they went with Hulu. These people sound incredulous when they talk about it. Peacock or Tubi would have been way more believable
I want two things:-Ted wins, I simp for him harder than any Josiepedophile ever did for Josie after the show-"Blinx" gets to make love with Burt, BBC Top Daddy.Jet, do this and we'll all be happy.
Even with 600% volume I still can't hear shit on the catwalk, they aren't even whispering its just the setup sucks
Jet, is Scott coming back soon?
>>205051569ted's negative testosterone level probably makes him seethe
Where you from?ChicagoDamnThe projects of ChicagoDamnnnnn. That's crazy
>>205051557My job is to boss you around, big baby. You're wasting Sam's money.
Is Ted acting gayer than yesterday or has he been always like that?
>>205051569aleexis, maybe the afro latina
>"We got some real dumbasses for next season" - Sam Hydestein
>>205051449It won't work. At some point, something the internet has dug up on their past is going to get into TTS and they will discern it's a live audience watching. Which of course, would be hilarious and devastating to them. Remember, Mizzie, Alexis, and Luke are all aware that it's live.
>>205051569Sam hates Mizzy but loves the other 2 latinas
>>205051580She will join as a freeloader, along with KSI and Logan Paul. There will be a Lunchly eating challenge :)
Ted made it into the sleep over
/lit/izen here, Meditations is notoriously entry-level and midwit tier. It's expected jeets love it.Marcus Aurelius was cucked, it is a cuckold book.
>>205051569mizzy and alexis
>>205051599>Tubi would have been way more believableThat's what Gay Sneed said.
>>205051610Well come and work for mondo megacorp then, send us your resume
Binx and Smaack will slowly gravitate towards Luke and Ian against the catty bitches. You'll see.
>>205051605Finally we finally get a good season and these orbiters are DESPERATE to involve themselves.
IAN LOREHES FROM ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS CITIES IN MEXICO
cute goblin :3
>>205051569she literally personifies everything he despises
>>205051605
>>205051568reminder to you simps that you can give Binx money directly through twitch so it's not funneled through scam hyde. I think she'd be happy to get some more followers and subs when she gets done with all this. https://www.twitch.tv/binxbasilisk
nigga got slimed
>>205051616he realized it gets him pussy by proxy and temporary immunity from their schemes so he gravitated toward the path of least resistance like he has his entire life
alex is hilariously low energy after waking up
Burt wake the fuck up nigga
>>205051568>>205051601That outcome would still be acceptable, as Burt is my self insert.
>>205051594it already was, binx didn't want to go against smaack but the other harpies swayed her
>>205051599It's part of the psychologyThese human burnouts want to believe theyre on Hulu, so it's not a big enough lie they can't believe it
>fans of doing nothing?
>ian saying audience will like him because they can relate to him just chillingHOW DOES HE KNOW
>>205051655>>205051643I HATE DA GOBWIN
>>205051586that's a bit grim. How are we coping?
>>205050897IanpalersWe lay down the law.
>>205051569sam likes binx, he told ben privately he thinks she'll win.he probably hates alexis
>fanbase? me? man
>>205051655not the pudding again
So whose idea was it to switch to kicking Smaack? Mizzy's?
I wonder if Claire likes Ted more or less knowing that there's not an iota of testosterone in his body. She did talk a lot about her fondness for homosexuals.
>>205051616He's apparently been hiding his gayness. He was stroking Gay Sneed last night and bear hugging him from behind after the "awful violence" last night. He also cried over Luke manhandling the malding Jeet. Binx called him gay for crying. Ted has said faggot and nobody went off on him because he is gay.
wtf even goes on in here?
>>205051669Cole if he was 70IQ
Binx and Alex
>>205051604lol
Hello, Anon! What can I get for you?
>>205051632it's a fucking diary dude, the fact that you retards treat it like literature is more of an indictment on your intelligence than it is the quality of the writing and the way the ideas are presented
>>205051449>TTS is going to be an AI that gets more and more "glitchy."why does everyone keep saying this. Was this in the leak or something?
WE DO IAN, WE LOVE YOU
>>205051670the don knows all, kid.
>>205051632he was also quite gay>Hail my best of masters.>If any sleep comes back to you after the wakeful nights of which you complain, I beseech you write to me and, above all, I beseech you take care of your health. Then hide somewhere and bury that "axe of Tenedos" [proverb for unflinching justice], which you hold over us, and do not, whatever you do, give up your intention of pleading cases, or along with yours let all lips be dumb. . . .>Farewell, breath of my life. Should I not burn with love of you, who have written to me as you have! What shall I do? I cannot cease. Last year it befell me in this very place, and at this very time, to be consumed with a passionate longing for my mother. This year you inflame that my longing. My Lady greets you.FRONTO TO MARCUS AURELIUS AS CAESAR
Computer is gonna hack into Ians mind and take him to final 3, screen cap this
>>205051637Watching this crap is already a full-time job.
>>205051641Jimmy really has nothing in his life but Fishtank huh
>>205051670Bros...He's me
Ron redemption alliance?
>Smaack said "that's fair" earilerSHE KNOWS
>>205051433TJ was physically and mentally tougher than anyone in all three seasons, he also canonically has the largest dick and pulled a cutie after winning 1st placeHaters will say ‘production forced his arc’ but it’s really clear envy
how does jet always get the camera placement just right?
Is Ian the new Shoovy?
>>205051702click the tts bitton it has rules about it
>>205051654I would never even consider giving a cent to sam hyde, but I might use my prime sub on her or something after the show is done
laron smart as fuck for talking to luke now
>>205051698AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA80,000AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>>205051726
Is Ted a FtM transsexual? That would explain a lot of his behavior.He kind of does have hat gaunt Ellen Page look
I love how the indian has already gotten bullied by Alex and Luke. I'm betting he's the first one out. He's just too awkward and socially unlikable. You can see it every time he has an interaction, people are trying to be nice to him and give him the benefit of the doubt and he always chimes back with something rude in barely coherent english. He can't make any friends for the life of him. He needs to be bullied more.
>>205051657Burt gave him his anti-psychosis pills.
>>205051655Goblin bros...
>sneed liked the sweetboy linesneed is alright
Question:Is Smaack the prettiest girl in the house?Answer:YES!
>>205051726i watched the Judge v TJ short today and was unironically heartwarming. kid is a champ.
>>205051505>ted reminds mizzy there's a camera and to change in the bathroomAND HE DID IT IN FRONT OF PAYTON, NO PERFECT PINK BUTTHOLE FOR US
>>205051743>adam's apple
Who are the people that want fans over normies? Why would you want people that are already in on the bit?
>>205051743yeah, its been confirmed
if luke can make up with sneed, hes so backsneed can use his gay influence on the girls to put him back in their good graces
>>205051641It would be extremely funny for Jimmy to get stuck in the chimney, die and no one realizes until they start doing renovations post season, thoughbeit
>Fanbase? Me man? Shiit. Fans of sitting around all day doing nothing? Maybe the audience likes me because they can relate to me
>>205051666I hope binx is not playing both sides
>>205051751>>205051753Life imitates art.Neptunian
Sneed stocks rising
>>205051695Burt jacked it with Teds hoodie
>>205051632Bro fell for political propaganda from over a thousand years ago. This is like if people in 4047 were to say>did you know that donald trump was actually a notorius child rapist who tried to genocide all black people?
>>205051753i hate da gobwin. he wuin my mood
PLEASE TELL LARON THAT NURSE RATCHED IS A KEKOO'S NEST REFERENCE
>>205051693>knowing that there's not an iota of testosterone in his bodythat's why all the women like him. If you couldn't predict from day 1 that the women would love ted then you don't understand women at all
LUKE LORE IN DENHe should be a roast comic. He's quick witted.
>>205051655Did Burt nut in this niggas face? What happened?
>>205051162This would work with computer>computer runs a billion algorythms a second to analyse what you need in the moment Ian, and if computer says you need 20 cigarettes then you need 20 cigarettes
why is alex so bogged
>>205051605Luke or Burt could fold Scott in half. This ginger really has an overinflated ego for a guy with no real wins under his belt
>>205051753What supplements are Burt taking, I want my cum to look like that?
>all of the conflicts in the house is due to people getting offended on behalf of other people who couldn't give two fucks american culture is extremely toxic and i say this unironically
>>205051743he's not ftm, he's just an anorexic fag
>>205051730Shoovy has too much zoomer pent up energy. Ian is eternally stoned.
Jet, set up a co-op Halo 2 lets play with Luke and Ian to help them bond
>>205051743it took the women 3 days to realize Ted is gay and accept him into the pride. buncha geniuses.
>>205051726^
>>205051766Sneed is a snake and is comfortable lying to people's face. That being said, their memories don't last longer than 12-hours
>>205051743>Alexis fat ass jiggling on the bedshe really is the gift that keeps on giving
>>205051743if he was trans you would never hear the end of it like vegans
>>205051695thats where people wash they cracks yo
>>205051751>I'm a green faggot
>>205051641>What’s waiting at the chimney
All Luke needed to do was a little bit of skincare and all is right in the world again
>>205051702sounds kino
>>205051623The AI scrapes Internet data, it’s no surprise that the robot would talk about their past which is posted online >>205051670He won me over when he told the producers to their face ‘you know how when you’re a hotel, you gotta steal everything? I’m just tryna uh, I’m chilling’ Very sigma
>Luke talking to chill ass Ian has broken the ice to make the others relax around himThis alliance is too powerful
>>205051756no
Luke is going to stay and that faggot Jeet will be too much of a coward not to leave in protest.
I NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURTI NEED BURT TO HAVE SEX WITH TED I AM INVESTED INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP THEY LOOK CUTE TOGETHER >AND TED MUST FIRST BE FORCED TO LOVE BBC TOP DADDY BURT
>>205051804meth
>>205051823Damn man, that would be crazy, shiit
>>205051853BASED!!!!!! BASED
>>205051770i wish Don Ian knew how beloved he is
someone enhance binx's ass on the catwalk
>>205051770being an ian fan keeps paying off. kino
WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNINGANY CONTENT?QRD PLS
>>205051853
>>205051853Burt x Ted
>>205051858I want them to make it to the endfuck these hoes
>>205051855heroin, actually.
>>205051804i honestly think he has plastic surgery, fillers, and botox. it's why his face moves so bizarrely.
>stepbro i'm stuckhow do you respond?
i want to play Halo 3 with Ian 16 years ago on Xbox Live and then never speak to him again like 2 ships passing in the night
>>205051872
>>205051654She is going to have to start getting dressed and undressed in the cams if she wants support like that.
and then... WE TURNED THE WEBSITE UPSIDE DOWN! HELL SITE!
>>205051853Hey Sam, what time are you arriving at the house?
>>205051753give him better paint
Ian is the rock to come to amongst all the turmoil. He's unironically a good fit for the show.
>>205051743You've never met a guy like that? He's a T-less social outcast. These guys eventually realize that if they act weak and feminine, girl groups will adopt them and give them attention... at least for a short while.
>>205051872only yapping
>>205051865he said that the fans would like him for being chill, he knows
>>205051853this but nonconsensually
>>205051870retired garage watcher reporting in. he's no s1 garage but it's alright.
>>205051853many people are saying this
>>205051875A new """alliance""" has been BURTED
Ian update: He inquires about a Yerba Mate but cant be bothered to go get a cup to share it
did ian just say he hasn't slept in 24 hours?
>>205051887so many posts about ian are so beautifully profound. he is such an amazing addition to the show
im excited for these condescending girls to get fucked with, this is very exciting. just wait till they have to count rice
Luke will get away with shoving Simbal KEK
just woke up. did luke give mizzy the bag of candy?
>>205051152>my dick>on Binx's feet>in Binx's vagina
>>205051770he's literally mehim and luke are /ourguys/
They need to bring up this pathetic loser to Binx
>>205051886unzip and kneel behind her
>>205051853manifesting
I feel bad for all 10 of Binx's previous stream viewers that thought they had a chance with her and got in on the e-girl ground floor. They might kill themselves after she comes back to a chat full of nigger spamming to be honest.
Was this just a regular "house" in the past?What purpose is this weird ass room?
Ian is the anchor. People are gathering round him to chill. He keeps this house together
>I can beat up a minority in front of a bunch of harpies and be forgiven the next day by simply wearing an avocado mask
>>205051891that's a wartoy someone used on your clan
>>205051844>The AI scrapes Internet data, it’s no surprise that the robot would talk about their past which is posted onlinethey aren't as prevalent in the data though, random facebook profiles don't have a lot of weight in the modelsbut they can just say they finetuned one with their social media profiles or it's in the prompt
>>205051888that was last night, saw thathas the jeet talked about it at all yet?
>>205051152Ian's vibe
>>205051932Imagine him as a freeloader
MIzzy comes in and instantly everybody starts fucking whispering
Headcanon: Alex suffered oxygen deprivation during an opioid overdose. The paramedics managed to revive him but the brain damage was already done.
>>205051932the final boss of any binx fan
>>205051932>average binx fanOH NO NO NO NO NO
kiss the toering
>>205051932i would legit rather kill myself than end up like thishow can he not see how fucking pathetic he is
>>205051844>Hey Alex, do the fish know you like to eat your fat wife's ass on TikTok?Yeah, they'll totally buy it.
>>205051770Cole was the ‘literally me’ for half of the fansIan is the avatar of that other half
>>205051932JEEEEET!!!BEEEEEN!!!GET HIM ON AS A FREELOADER!!!!!
>binx jiggling on the catwalkcan't take this I've already jacked off today and I never do it more than once.
>>205051932who will protect her after the tank?
>how are you feeling today ian?>uuh I'm feelin... tired
>When two characters on the show who have never been in a scene together finally talk
>>205051942It's a garage. Outside the sliding glass windows are a deck area. They are in a mansion.
>>205051942Big balconies sex party fuckin over the banistersEyes wide shut type shit
>how are you doing ian?>who do you think stole the candy?DON'T DRAG OUR BOY INTO THIS
who got the face of a thief>daaaamn...
>>205051932I want to see this guys live reaction to Binx throwing up and shitting in the closet one "The Cell" from now
>>205051900I know a guy like him who's a sifu in Wing Chun and multi gold medalist in wrestling. He's looks like a little skinny fucker but he's ripped like Bruce Lee and wold probably break my ribs if I ever had to fight him. He's the reason I don't underestimate small men.
>ian feels tiredthe candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.. nigga needs to CHILL OUT
Cords and Grams status? Will that be the last normie gaslight?
The fish are finally realizing Ian's magnificence
luke is the closest to getting ryan gosling on the show as we'll ever get
>>205051932
>How do you feel Ian?>tired
>contestants taking turns to come talk to Ian like he's the actual godfather.kino
loaded up 1000$ on the website for computer tts, give me ideas!
>>205051966>who has the face of a thief>stares at alexia all the time while saying it
they could totally have the freeloaders come in and be totally star struck by the fish. saying they're all over tiktok etc
Imagine how Smaack and Mizzy will react when they find out they are on le racist alt right tv show.
>>205051978>how are you feeling?>....>..Chill?Tired......DUDE I AM DYING AAAHHHAAAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>>205051970You're speaking to the crowd here, anon
>>205051932lmao he thinks he's "in" because he got there early
>>205051932That guy will be so pissed when she starts dating some prettyboy viewer after the show like Letty and Tayleigh did
>>205052000he's literally the don and it's so fucking funny
>you need to stop smoking just for a little bit>nah i love that shit
HOW CAN LUKE SLAP?
>Stop smoking? Damn
alright I'm endorsing Ian is he too fucking funny making content by doing literally nothing
>>205052000you come to me with an offer I can't refuse
>>205051932Put him in the tank
>>205052000ian is the tallest tree, he bends but never topples, his quiet strength is a source of comfort to all
>>205052000The ianposting has paid off in spades
>>205052025>I love that shit, man.
>pull smack into the confessional>laughing and being jovial with people outside the room>smack is bubbly and smiling>sam turns to her and changes tone>>burt is a diagnosed paranoid skitzophrenic. He hasn't stopped jerking off since he got here. Yeah. Every time he's in his room "sleeping" he's stroking it. We can't kick him off cause it will be discrimination against the mentally unwell. Just, be on your guard around him, okay. We're keeping an eye on him, but he told us he had violent fantasies or some shit, right, ben?>>yeah he said he likes to roleplay as rapists and murders. "The more fucked up the better" were his words exactly in this room. So we're. Yeah.
>Jeremy Gold (alias:"G") 26 years old
>The women are already forgiving Luke Pussy tingles for chad are too powerful
Ian might be too retarded to notice when hellhouse starts
>>205051534>>205051587Ben literally told everyone to undress in the closets and bathrooms on day 2 you retards.
this guy just walked into the vanity to adjust his hair for 3 minutes only for it to look the exact same as when he started so he can go fuck all the girls that know he wont stand up for himself. lowest on the pole thinks hes the main character again
Signal bros are broadcasting for our king
do you think any past freeloader is coming back?
>>205051942>Was this just a regular "house" in the past?Yes. It was a house. It still is a house. They bought a house
>>205051932https://throne.com/binxbasiliskbut her something nice anons
Paypay talking to Luke.
>waaahhhh I'm scared of Luke
brb gonna abuse a minority and get pussy after
>>205052025based, i'm smoking right now
>>205052025fucking kek ian makes me cackle every time he speaks
>>205052051He'll be too sleepy to notice
>>205052051>damn why is they being all crazy now
>>205052046Now this is finally something funny.
>>205051970Some people get off on being trampled and down.
>>205052051TTS? damn. Shits crazy, man
>>205051977only you can do it. godspeed
>>205052059I didn't know if it was some weird cult compound, IDK, the layout is so weird
>>205052051Ian is just gonna sleep on the couch while every other fish is being fucked with
>>205051946You think these people are considering how much weight different models give various sources of data?
They each take turns to confined in Luke, Luke find his comfort in ian. Whos really the King here
The girls are now crowding around LVKE and trying to understand himHe's gonna be fine
>>205052051>Fatty shitting on the floor and Frank throwing it at people around the house>Ian still sitting on the couch>"Damn"
This season has convinced me that women literally should be stripped of all rights and agency, and the 19th amendment should be repealed. They have zero ability to recognize danger when it is staring them in the face. On one hand, you have a literal schizophrenic black guy that openly talks about his sexual degeneracy, has talked about his violent fantasies, and they literally have zero repulsion or fear of him (I love him for content reasons... but he's clearly insane). On the other hand, you have Luke, a man with literal perfect physiognomy, extremely charismatic, clearly smart, excellent body... and because he pushed a rapey jeet out of a room, they are afraid of him??? Fucking women are retarded.
>>205052051>who is this fat guy? ahh nevermind...zzzz
>>205051900Low T and still balding. He's so unlucky lol
>luke gets back on everyone's good side by doing nothing
>>205052061Never bet against Chad
>>205052050they were just stonewalling him trying to shame him in to submission, common longhouse tactic, he passed the shittest
>>205051578>there's no gray zone at all between criminal torture porn and big brother
>>205051433hell yeah
I really fucking hate Symbal and he’s done nothing except be Indian.
>>205052058Does Alex Stein count. If so probably
>>205052088they seem like very smart people to me
>>205051932he cute
>>205052058Incoming freeloader confirmed by inside sources
>>205052098a sitdown with the don solves all of his problems
>>205052077It really isn't; too on the nose and she would just walk immediately along with others.
they really really need to tell mizzy that she's going to be kicked off if she keeps whispering
>>205052098Handsome devil, reminds me of myself
>>205052098He's in Ians aura right now, it protects him
>>205052098It really do be like that
>>205052051yo what is that circumflex shit man
You all like Luke cause he reminds you of a certain someone
Mizzy read the room you're the only one whispering
Luke seducing the ladies with his charm, post pajeet humiliation
alex is about to rage at the freezer and rip the fuckin door off lol
>The boss has allowed a sit down so this issue can be resolved
everytime mizzy shows up the whispering starts
That payton girl is not lesbian lol she's clearly into Luke
>>205051932Fuck...
>>205052094Yup, it's a perfect little microcosm of modern societyKudos to whoever did the casting
>Luke chilling with Ian has broken the ice enough for the bitches to come talk to himwe have never been more back
I will be getting some good statistical modeling visuals based off of endorsements but here's the tl;dr>burt coin is extremely inflated similar to shinji>Luke is probably the best investment right now>Binx and Alex B are solid>everyone is sleeping on Ian's power level
>>205052128that's Binx, though
>>205052098Harry Squatter always wins
I can't HEAR because this BITCH is always WHISPERING FUCKING FIX ITWTF DID THEY JUST SAY?????LUKE STOLE THE CANDY??? WHAT
>you want some moisturizer?>OH YEAHthis zesty nigga lmao
Woah, Luke is saying that he did steal the candy. Alexis must be shocked because she stole it, so she knows he's lying!
why the fuck is that bitch wearing tayleighs cat beanie
>>205051942presumably the person who had the house built had some kind of exotic car collection they liked to look down upon
>>205052133She thinks it makes her interesting because it forces people to focus on her. Classic narcissist tactic.
>>205052138all women are bisexual and that goes for both straight and lesbian women
ALEX KITCHEN CAMLMAOOOO
>waahhh I'm scared of himgod I hate women
>>205051808I do muay thai casually and every guy in my gym that goes regularly would beat the shit out of that fatass
ENHANCE
>>205052094He got violent while Burt hasn't simple as is. Stop being racist.
Ian is who mauro shouldve been
>>205052098no nothing. A decade of weight lifting and drawing sexy comic women. This doesn't happen by chance.
>>205052136he solve issues just by existing
>>205051757link? I don’t think I’ve seen any shorts of that moment.
We are so back lukebros
NOT ONLY DOES SHE CONSTANTLY WHISPER SHE INFECTS EVERYONE ELSE INTO WHISPERING
>>205052161what happened?
>>205052137drives me insane how it's infectious to the others
He's genuinely so charismatic that he's winning them back unassisted by production what a fucking dude
>>205052150she's NOT fucking worthy
>>205052115what’s up with his hair
>>205052115ian mixed with chris lynch
alex is about to rage at the fridge
What's his plan?
>>205052144lmao nice
>>205052163>and every guy in my gym that goes regularly would beat the shit out of that fatasseven the manlet bros?
Was making a jeet a part of the cast a good choice?
>>205052094don't take this to be representative of reality.
i hate normal people so much
ALEX CHILL BRO ITS JUST A FREEZER DRAWER
>>205052178He can't close the freezer HAHAHHA
>>205052157did she finally put on some form fitting attire
luke is so cool
god damn how did the wiggers get a girl like this
>>205052160goes for all men too but they're not ready to admit it
>>205052058insider here. he's at the house, will be back tonight.
>>205052150>>205052184I cannot believe Taytriots still exist
>>205052178he coudlnt close the freezer and now hes tearing it apart trying to figure out why its so fuckin funny
Is Sam Hyde good for you?
>alex is gonna fuck binx>luke is gonna fuck payton>burt is gonna fuck tedwhat else?
>>205052177they have to be punished
alex is so fucking funny
>>205052136>"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."
Jeet is gonna come down and see everyone chilling with luke and will have to put that stoic philosophy to the test
>>205052208keep in mind this is after an hour long makeup sesh
Did luke claim that he stole the candy and was going to give it back? What's the play here?
They've let their guard downAlex and burt are actual psychos and here they are worrying about a chill ass bro
JET WAKE UP AND TELL MIZZY TO STOP WHISPERING>JET WAKE UP AND TELL MIZZY TO STOP WHISPERINGJET WAKE UP AND TELL MIZZY TO STOP WHISPERING>JET WAKE UP AND TELL MIZZY TO STOP WHISPERINGJET WAKE UP AND TELL MIZZY TO STOP WHISPERING>JET WAKE UP AND TELL MIZZY TO STOP WHISPERING
Alex is 142 IQ
Okay Ben, they are now accepting the actions of Luke last night - let's run the scene a few times for better angles, the Hulu execs love this kind of drama.
Luke is handing this insanely well
>>205051977me
>>205052177for real bro they need to scream at this bitch
Payton has one of THOSE faces.
>>205052216No but this show barely has anything to do with Sam anymore so it’s ok
>>205052058he's basically guaranteed late game fishtank
holy shit she is prefect
Ian and Ron are real ones for rehabilitating Luke infront of the girls
>i got mad respect for you, lukeCHAD
>>205052224Jeet is confirmed leaving 100%
i think alex just gave up on the freezer it doesnt look closed all the way loooool
THE DON SOLVING PROBLEMS HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GASLIGHTING
>>205052217ian will probably jerk off later
>>205052055jeet delusion is bottomless. he was hitting on alexis earlier and she looked disgusted.
>That's crazy Ian is infectious
>>205052076KEK
>>205052166>He got violent while Burt hasn't simple as is. Stop being racist.Who would you feel more comfortable with babysitting a kid?
>>205052143Honestly true If Luke was alone, they wouldn’t approach him Because he was with Ian, Sneed came down and hung out and that signaled to the girls that it was okay to join Now he’s back AUTISTS, STUDY THIS
Did Luke explain what Nurse Ratchet is or is he just apologizing for what she perceived?
alex leaving the freezer door ajar because he couldnt figure out how to close it. RIP to everything in that freezer
>>205052212Tayleigh was entertaining if you didn't mindlessly hate her or simp for her. I liked her as a contestant overall.
>>205049381>talk shit about yourself >humiliate yourself>betray your alliance >don’t stand up for yourself >let browns steal from you >cry when you see someone receive a gentle shove >barricade yourself in a room full of women in fearAll that for pussy from a fat single mother whore. Not worth it bro. Have some self respect.
i dont get Luke lying about stealing the candy. trying to curry favor with the hoes or did he steal a seperate bag of candy aside from the one ratchet and sweets stole.
Haha they're laughing at the slurs
Luke kangs we're back
>>205052226Jet told him where the nigger hid it (in the fire place) and told Luke to give it back. Jet never told him to take the blame for stealing it tho.
>>205052226I have zero idea! It's super funny to me because Laron and Alexis stole it, so they must be surprised at this.
>>205052200yes because it will be armor for another contestant
JEThulu execs want to see simbal and luke make upforce a scene where simbal and luke have to shake hands and hug
>>205052208She looks like Nancy from Stranger Things at times
Luke should replace sam as the host in future seasons. way better actor.
>>205052242we LOVE paypay
>>205052053that wasn't the only example you moron. ted has constantly directed people on what not to do and if you don't see that; fine but you're going to look like a retard by the end of the show
These women are so simple it's unreal
>>205052234It's incredibly easy if you know how to speak to women, plus he's attractive. They were never going to stay mad at him lmao.
the food in the freezer is gonna be fucked
>>205052177I AM FUMING DUDE I AGREE THEY NEED TO INITIATE WHISPER TAX NOWWWWWW
>>205052262That would make things worse. That would be mansplaining.
that shit was so easy
this is so kino
Remember, Sam Hyde is a good person
>>205052144I haven’t endorsed Luke because he’s the plant, though he’s the best plant Currently I’m invested heavily in Alex but considering a shift to Ian
>>205052262he didn't explain it and it's driving me crazy
Chad could kill half the people in the house and foids would still justify it and forgive him. This is why Luke is such a great character
>>205052148"He that has once done you a kindness will be more ready to do you another, than he whom you yourself have obliged."
>>205052272check the thread in /wsg/ Jet explains it in the confessional to Luke, also >>205052272
>>205052105he still apologized when none of them had any respect for him to let him and the others sleep.. he wasnt in the wrong for freaking out on them
>>205052249KNEEL
>Claims responsibility for candy he didn’t steal>Production drops the tapes later4d chess
>>205051942I used to own a condo with a giant catwalk on the second floor similar to that, only it wasn't a complete square. It felt fucking stupid having to walk all the way around to get from room to room
STOP FUCKING WHISPERING
>>205052055kek
>>205052144hear me out jet: make actual cryptocurrencies for each contestant (this is way easier to do than it sounds) and make this real. use it as a way to make money for the show. maybe hook endorsements into supply somehow to have it actually affect prices, burn tokens as endorsements shoot up (need to put strict limits on endorsements tho to stop cheesing)
Luke is by far the best "plant" they've ever had, they're like putty in his hand
How do I deal with this? Jet was up at like 4 AM ready to block me, but not up at 10 AM to deal with cops on the set, why does God do things like this?
>>205052295Kek he really is a god
DESTROY MIZZY'S VERTICAL BASESTOP WHISPERING YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCH
>ian gets up after they all forgive himthe don’s work is done
>>205052106nta but they're obviously gonna turn up the heat slowly. they probably just don't want to scare off the contestants yet. it's a gamble that could have huge payoff. the longer they're there the higher the chances they'll stick around as stuff is slowly introduced.
Do you think Payton thinks Luke is hot?
his thoughts on the season so far?
THEFUCKINGKING
So are they all voting against smack, mizzy, or simbal?
jet here, how do we expose alexis and sneed for stealing the candy?
Payton is more wet for LVKE than she's ever been
Where the gooners at you're missing prime binx ass on catwalk
CHAD
>Kick stream is still gone>No director camHow are you guys watching this? Feels like a full time job
jeet is about to go see everyone talking to luke all friendly again after spending a bunch of time doing his little routine thinking he looks all sexy. tried to put a belt on but dropped it the second he tried to put it through a loop and missed it
People are already being mean to the previous season cast members
>>205052318aura
>>205052305It's the right move no way production is gunna let nurse ratchet and larag get away with it
All is well, the don is no longer needed.
>>205052315nobody cares. twitter is a shithole comprised of 90% bots
>>205052261Wild, before they were all huddled together and talking about how unsafe he makes them feelTalking to another member of the tribe proved that Luke wasn't in a murderous state, and then the Alpha Female (Male) came over with a peace offering, which was accepted. That meant that it was safe for the lesser females to join.neat
>>205052329I'm 100% straight and holy fuck I would follow luke around 24/7.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUKV_ljG5rk
>>205052336Good
They need to explain to Mizzy that whispering is going to make the show unwatchable and is costing them thousands a day to deal with it
>Luke apologies to the girls for bullying Simbal>Everyone hates Simbal againIs this victim blaming?
>>205052336where's the lie?
>>205052322they are everything he has ranted about for the last 10 years, he won't let them off easy
>>205052333>feels like a full time jobIt actually just is.
>>205052241I wonder how this dunning kruger retard will go down with these normies
>>205052336About time
>>205052328you show the tape of the "fight" yesterday, and "accidentally" include a cut of nigba stealing the candy from under her pillow at the end.
>>205051697I would break that girl in half with my dick.
>>205052305>Luke is revealed as a martyrthis would be so fucking based
>>205052336Good most of them fucking sucked
LMAO JUST BE WHITE AND TALL
Jet put director cam back on
>>205052336The entire S2 cast should be forgotten forever.
Now signal is gonna have to either make nice with luke or lose face. He's gonna have to make nice with the guy who did the tank equivalent of shoving him into a locker kek
>>205052322luke manhandling the jeet is probably his favourite thing that's ever happened on the show
>>205052001- Tell Burt that Ted wants to have sex with him- Burt schizo activation phrases- tell burt that the audience saw him jacking it- Tell Alex that his wife is getting a divorce because he said the N word- mentally fuck with simbol, piss him off with indian memes- tell Mizzy that we saw her naked multiple times and we goon to her- send lootcrates of ciggs to Luke and send food to Ian, they deserve it. send them supportive TTS- ask Alexis if she would fuck black guys on her onlyfans, say its racist if she wouldn't.
ian has given luke a golden ticket
everyone already making excuses for luke. god damn it must feel good being a tall attractive white male.
>one flew over the cuckoo clock
>>205052352ok
>>205052368I meant S1, S2 mogged
mizzy has to go I cant fucking stand this bitch. she's pretty much saying lukes apology didn't come soon enough.
>>205052336Only the men. The women so far are shit and don't hold a candle to Letty.
>>205052368Watching the edit of Season 2 feels like I am revisiting a nightmare
>>205052136LMAO
>A DNA nurseWhy are all nurses so fucking awful.
>>205052328Dude if these people last until fishtank, jet will just walk up once when there's a lot of tension between the two and he'll just say>btw. Alexis stole your candy at the start, mizzy. She lied to your face. Her's was never stolen
finally it’s explained to her, fuck
Wait, Alexis and Payton both knew what Nurse Ratched was from?!
>Ian serves as an anchor point for Luke to establish a group chat>Leaves once his job is done because he's chill like thatThe man's a genius.
>>205052382burt flew over the twink ass
>>205052333I just leave it on don ptz
>>205052217alexis gonna fuck sneed from pure seethe
>>205052208How is Luke a wigger?
>>205052385she whispered it too
What was ian telling luke in his dreams to turn this around
>>205052383thank sir
Whats funny to me its that Lukes not even tall hes 1.82m
>>205052380Life is hell as an average height below average looking white male
>>205052384No no, you were right before anon
>>205052368based, s2 was shit
how the FUCK do I luke-maxx?how the FUCK does he do it?
now jeet will look like even more of a loser to the women for not accepting luke's apology and getting over it already
>>205052384We all know you don't actually believe that
>>205052327Seems like the plan is the women are gonna stab Smaack in the back
Mizzy is a whisper machine.Genuinely impressed how much she ruins the show.
sweet boys do we accept the apology?
>dude did you see that ratchet show on netflix it's like a prequel to that movie
>>205052340the don has returned
>>205052386Letty was only good in Bloodgames which isn’t Fishtank
>be white>be tall>be handsomeit's THAT easy.
>>205052336meh, fishtank 1 will always be special, 2.5 will always be the most kino, 2 was... yeah I guess this overshadows 2
>>205052384The only thing S2's cast mogged is the toilet*Flushes them away*
they really expect people to watch the rest of the season 2 episodes after this KEK
>>205052336Oh no Anyway
>>205052396remarkably based
>>205052340what is this facial expression meant to convey?
>>205052094Season 3 is longhouse maxxed.
>oh you weren't actually calling me ratched?>okay I forgive you for pushing the indiankek
>assault indian man>suddenly girls start circling youis it really that easy bros?
the lips are moving but nothing's coming out, fuck mizzy
JET PLEASE FUCKING TELL MIZZY TO STOP WHISPERING
>>205052395they probably unironically think the character is called that because she's "ratchet"
>>205052415Be born over 6 ft tall with a good upbringing
I think Ian is scared of women. He's just like me!
Enter Mizzy, tits out, eye contact, always plotting
whisper tax NOW
>>205052243Sneed moved up in my tierlist
just be a chad and you can assault all the jeets you want
>>205052408yes and still whispering
>>205052415Cosmetic surgery
>>205052336Famous House should be considered the real season two
Seeing as how Luke is the plant, we all agree that Alex and Ian are the patrician choice for final 2, right?
MIZZY STOP WHISPERING!!!!
>>205052243who the fuck is ron?
>>205052094no actually the schizo george floyd lookalike gooner is a wholesome chungus
luke's harem
Luke building his haremTed is falling
>>205052358They will treat him like Simbal and try to get Luke to beat him up. Burt may actually kill him if the girls can convince Burt that Fatty is a threat.
>>205052368>>205052414season 2 will go down as the shittest season of fishtank. unwatchable garbage with the absolute worst cast of losers
>>205052380Luke stock keeps rising
>>205052435after seeing how good this season is it's an absolutely baffling decision to pause the release for this long
get ian a lazyboy
>>205052450Damn, you may be right.
>>205052415Learn basic social dynamicsBe fitBe whiteBe charismaticDon't be ugly
hags no longer mad at luke women brains are an amazing thing
>>205052415He’s the only attractive straight male in the ‘tank, he could throw the pajeet down the stairs and get away with it
Yo ...
>>205052360This is it
>>205052336Anything beyond appreciating the cast members as characters in the narrative of a season as you would for a book or movie is just parasocial mental illness. Sure, look back on the funny moments from the old casts, but you shouldn't give a fuck if they are forgotten/overshadowed.
>>205052442>i can kinda see if i do this
>>205052469>cross necklacewhy are women like this
am i the only one who doesn't give a fuck about occasional whispering? if it fosters more interesting connections between contestants who cares.
>>205052469>sweetboy on his knees
>>205052415hes white, tall, and handsome. he's also good at talking, which gives him a major boost on top of his genetics.
>>205052136> “Sit, and I want a fix by the time you kids are done talking, okay? It’s bad for business and you kids are bringing heat on our whole operation. No one here wants to get pinched.”
>>205052427New position unlocked
if that fat bitch whispers one more time they should send her home
its nurse ratcheD... not ratcheT you fucking retards
>>205052455I had him in 'playing the game' and not irredeemable for a reason - dude knows what he's doing and he's great for it
fucking finally
>whispering stops todayTHANK FUCK GIVE THIS BITCH A MEGAPHONE
It's just too easy when you're Chad
>>205052395its a very famous movie. plus they made some presumably nostalgia slop based off it.Why does everyone on 4chan think broadly popular things are obscure and unknown?
>>205052446I can just imagine signal peering into the room and silently seething
>>205052467It’s sneed
>>205052336lol at all the faggots here agreeing with twitter takes. This place is reddit incarnate.
it's that easy
>>205052370>He's gonna have to make nice with the guy who did the tank equivalent of shoving him into a locker kekMama we made it
>>205052423>Mizyy pspspsps pspspsps psps pspspspspsps>Every single other person talking audibly
Mxyzptlk needs to be kicked for whispering already
>>205052467The Ron
jeet just went to walk into the den 3 times, gave up before getting past the dining room every time, went back to the bathroom to adjust his hair and now hes back in his bedroom. hes so scared of luke lmao. following him around for the first time and hes like truly the most pathetic in the house and ted is here, what an accomplishment
Ian is a nursing assistant? Didn't expect that
>mizzy got her beanie before the taytriots wtf bros
>>205052314It's almost like getting an experienced reality show actor to act works better than getting a barred out wigger to
>>205052470Unlike Ted, they'd probably actually fuck LukeBut would Luke fuck them?
>>205052502bye mizzy
>>205052504WHY would we give any of the girls a megaphone?
>>205052476Effortlessly likable
>>205052431The white Chad gets away with ANYTHING even among the most libtarded women
told you guys lukecoin literally has no ceiling
Den PTZ mics are mixed so badly. holy fuck jet i thought you hired an audio guy.
>>205052490it doesn't matter if we have no fucking idea what the connections consist of, besides, mizzy is just circumventing the show and providing bad entertainment
>>205052482ian is beaming brain waves to him like somebody whispering answers into an earpiece
>>205052315what'd you say
>>205052482The Don is growing tired of these tribulations...Captcha: HGHRN
>>205052506They kept saying ratchet specifically.
>>205052486100% this lol, I know that look anywhere as a blind guy myself
>>205052472S1 will go down as the season with the cult followingS2 will go down as trashBloodgames will be looked upon as comfy funBitchtank/The Cell will be used as evidence at Sam Hyde's trialS3 will be viewed as the season it all came together
>>205052516im gonna jeet watch too
>>205052509what did you expect from the same place that tried to A-Log any of them for the slightest transgressions
>>205052482seeing if he can carry the family business
>>205052389Season 2 is a literal nightmare. A house descending into darkness; swarmed my their grim reality and the house progressively reflecting this evil.
>>205052506>Why does everyone on 4chan think broadly popular things are obscure and unknown?they want to feel special about knoowing about obscure kino that won five oscars and has been endlessly referenced and remade
>>205052499Nigga who gives a fuck, the latter is more accurate anyway
>>205052470are they now conspiring to get Ted out? fucking whispers
>>205052370they need nick in as a high school bully to target the jeet
Wait is Luke saying he took Mizzie's candy? Why?
>>205052517It's free applesauce from the cart, holmes. We feasting, foo
>>205052516LOL HE WENT IN HIS ROOM TO GRAB HIS FUCKING BOOK TO READ ALONE
>>205052423we need a whisper tax
Been a lukegod since he walked in the door
>>205052486KEK THIS
>>205052336Autistic people aren't even human and this proves it. Completely owned by gay cuckold niggers and walled roastie single moms. I would end my life if there was a life worth ending, which no S2 person has.
>>205052546lmao
>>205052482He's pulling the strings
>>205052539Its a good name, it works as both a reference to famous awful bitch, plus she's ratchet as fuck
>>205052523it'd make her stop talking. plus she'd still be half as loud as alexis
>>205052502>>205052522dont fucking dare, next time spend better those 80 grands
LVKE fucking runs this house brosImagine being the jeet man>tall white chad "assaults you">cry danger danger America sir how can he push??>all the women cry and hug themselves and talk about how dangerous the house is while leaving you behind in your room>next day all of them are chatting up the guy who pushed youIndia will never recover from this, bros
>>205052507hes doing that right now in the dining room
>2pm and nothing has happenedWAKEY WAKEY WIGGERSTIME TO MAKE A SHOW
>>205052541this 100%
>>205052431This is why I love watching fishtank I love watching females bizarre behavior
guys switch to dining room cam and den cam back to back hahahaha
>>205052576the ian-luke plotline has developed exponentially today
>>205052486AYOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THIS NIGGA 100%
>>205052576>Mumbled 'get out of my ear bro' from the basement
>>205052506they were acting like they didn't know what the fuck he was talking about
>>205052541Spot on
Please refer to Simba as Small Male Contestant from now on. Thank you.
>>205052573him saying “what if I play the I don’t feel safe ‘card’” really destroyed his argument and made him look like an even bigger bitch
>>205052576Dude get out of my anus
>Simbal silently seething in the dining room while the girls fawn over Luke.
>>205052570No anon, they would use it. Remember when they gave Jon a karaoke machine?
>>205052547The photo with fatty naked smoking, tj off to the left looking scared, and olli with his head in his hands is S2 encapsulated.
>>205052553How else does he explain that he has it?Tell them production told him where it is?They're gonna suspect him regardless so may as well embrace it and brush it off.
>>205052584it's not bizarre. if you're surprised by any of this you need to get a life
>>205052588loool when ian sits alone it's powerful but when simbal sits alone it's tragic
>>205052541Reverese S1 and S2 and it's pretty accurate
Ha ha ha haaaaaaa
>>205052541Fully agree now, but you just know they're going to fuck S3 up somehow
>>205052486100% this lol.
>>205052584and the weird thing is that I don't think they go about this purely out of survival instincts, like, saying, we are going with luke because he seems to have pull with production and he seems the strongest player. it's more of a "lol at the pajeet, this dude is hot".
>>205052576>He has been watching don ptzDamn, man
>>205052588kekabsolutely winning
>>205052415be born tall and attractive.everything else people mention stems from you naturally building confidence and likeness due to people treating you decent and like you're a human being during your upbringing.short ugly people get the exact reverse of it.
>>205052603this is so kino
jeet needs like 30 other indian guys as freeloaders in order to balance things out
>>205052541idiot
>>205052610he doesn’t have it though
>>205052610>Yeah sorry Mizzy, production told me to take your candy to start dramaI can hear this in every S2 fag's voice
>>205052389i started the last episode and genuinely felt a pit in my stomach and had to turn it off
>>205052502Ben should rack an ar in front of them before telling them the next person who whispers gets fucking shot
>>205052516He saw that Luke was forgive and is now malding.
>>205052613only people who like season 2 are the contestants themselves and the paypiggies due to sunk cost
>>205052588Bro why would you cut your nails on the dining room table and not the fucking yard concrete area?
>>205052541100%, hopefully Jet doesn't find a way to fuck S3 up
>>205052616It's inevitable. I don't even want to doom post, because I'm enjoying this season, but I said it once and I'll say it again, "Never bet on Jet Neptune"
>>205052612ian is just perma chill and has accepted it so its chill. stinkle on the other hand wants to be a big time actor and director and thinks hes hot shit so its really fucking pathetic
Sam needs to hire 100 Nordic actors to invade Simbals room
>>205052603They like Luke again? Awesome, did he give Mizzy the candy like Jet told him to?
>>205052631>mfw matan even brings 30 rabbis to famous house
>>205052431Payton was enjoying talking to Luke and immediately stopped giggling and smiling once Mizzy sat next to him lmao
new>>205052652>>205052652>>205052652
all this fucking bitch does is whisper. it's getting ridiculous. not that I give a shit what the fat cow is saying in the first place but still.
DUDE IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF MIZZY WHISPERING STUPID BITCH
>>205052654No, kek
>>205052541this is only if they can pull off the rest of the season, which will be very tricky
They're gonna tell Mizzy that she has literally zero footage to work with because of all her whispering, and her desperation for attention will make her finally speak up.Screencap this
>>205052653on chariots with swastikas painted on the side
What is Payton doing in the freezer?
>>205052610But are Laron and Alexis even cognizant to question why he did this?
>>205052635He knows where it is
>>205052553White men understand self-sacrifice. Something you jeets wouldn't understand.
>>205052648or just do it over a fucking trash can
>>205052638You know who never gets credit for not saying “production told me?” TJ but they’ll never give him credit for that.
>>205052631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc9pStHJ8SYthat would be extremely fucking funny. imagine simbol if they start randomly adding indian guys. they need to keep pissing him off
>>205052668Even more based. How did he win them back over? Last I saw they thought he was scary for smashing the pumpkins.
>>205052649>OKAY GUYS TIME TO COUNT RICE
>>205052565Don't talk shit about Shinji like that nigger or I'm taking your shoes and throwing you outside
>>205052675rearranging everything so it will properly close because alex fucked it up earlier
>>205052675Probably undoing whatever Alex fucked up in his tard rage a while ago
>>205052553It's genius. It also motivates alexis and sneed to take his side because "holy shit this dude just go us off the hook"
>>205052573fellas I like Luke but chill with the meat riding a little bit
>>205052670BEN IT UP!!!DO THISSHE ALREADY KNOWS THEY ARE LIVE JUST TELL HER TO SPEAK UP
>>205052610He wasn't the person who stole it
>>205052670she's gonna flash her pussy again if they do that
>>205052686Anything but the dining room table lmao
>>205052415You have to learn how to exhude Tall auraThere are people who are physically tall. They have the advantage, but they need to be mentally tall, too. If they're not mentally tall they end up as lanky weirdos. Manlets hiding in tall frames. But at the same time, there are short people who have tall mindsets. These are shortkings. But if a man is short of mind and short of height, he becomes a manlet, which is the worst thing to beStrive to be tall of mind, which is the most important
>>205052611so the hiding and barricading the door wasn't bizarre lol ok
>>205052541This season is going down in flames dude. It always starts slow then snowballs very quickly. They'll drop like flies.
Holy shit mizzy is desperate for any attention from luke
It's funny how everyone is comforting Luke, but no one acknowledges Symbal unless they happen to be in a room doing something when he walks in and starts talking to them.
>>205052717Jet told him where the candy is
>>205052747yeah he's creepy as fuck, he keeps touching everybody
>>205052553check the thread on /wsg/Jet reveals Luke is the plant in confessional and tells him where the gay nigger hid Mizzie and Alexis's candy and told him to give it back to them to win their trust back after mogging the Indian. They never told him to admit to stealing it tho. But anon is right >>205052610
>>205052687I like Teej but it was common consensus here that he was a TTS bot with no spine otherwise
Alexis, get the fuck out of the way. I'm trying to look at Payton
>>205052788which is unironically a funny character archetype, that's why I liked him
>>205052537what do you need to say to get blocked by jet? what's the most common reason?
>>205052818She just ruined a perfect bend over shot
>>205051944Kek
It just feels good and easy to treat Middle Easterners poorly.
>>205052840Say something critical of him
>>205052788TTS bot is more admirable than ‘production told me’, though some TYS did come from production he didn’t know that
>>205052695He's handsome, tall, and white. It's that easy
Finally the wigs are waking
Fucking KEK .. Ted was right no one gonna eliminate luke, cause he looks good Angry JEET BTFO
>>205052889I’m fond of Persians
Positives >Bengay>cast>undirected scheming >reality tv scripting bitsnegatives >camera views>house layout / following action >luke being a plant, having him smash pumpkins and creating unreasonable drama >Sam’s character
>>205052788He wasn’t, that’s just player hating sentiment. Did he answer TTS calls? Yeah, absolutely but that’s such a lamediscredit to try and account all his achievements to that because it’s just not true.
>>205052954Aside from Burts potential for raping Luke is the best thing in tank Shut up nigga
>>205052613Agreed, S1 was basically a beta test compared to S2. it was fun and new but in hindsight it was so lacking compared to what the show would (and hopefully still will with S3) turn into.
>>205052541>S2 will go down as trashSeason 2 was torture porn
Catch me up on everything from last night around 11 until now
>>205053008But that's why it'll have a cult following. If you were there when it was new it felt fresh and unique and awesome. It's obviously out-classed now but that newness can never be replicated so it'll always have that cult status
>>205052260Luke but we have a POV that they dont
>>205052729for the height essentialists and short anons who need to hear it, this is 1000% true. i have a friend who is like 5'5 and was an incel until like 26. one day he finally achieved tall energy and over the course of a year dated like 20 women. the longest lasting one was an award winning model. barely anything noticeably changed with him, its pure mindset (though he also makes good money but he was for a while before that too)
>>205052446>Should we check on Simbal?>Nah.
>>205051756whats her insta? actually how can i find everyone's insta
>>205052576Good I'm at work till 8pm.
>>205053008trvke 100%, people should just appreciate both
>>205053008too bad season 2 sucked ass due to retarded cringe MDE fans
