Hypocryo edition/ftl/ News• Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hidden• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins and shoved Simbal, now they want him gone• Alex was previously arrested on a heroin charge and is 37• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the bottom of the totem pole• Elimination challenge: Person with the most candy has immunity, then a vote will take place• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!• Ian is disappointed that Paintin' doesn't smoke weed• Luke apologized and everyone loves him except WiFi Signal>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08 >fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj >Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE >Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205060251
fuck marry kill rape
bucky
alexis talking shop with payton about modelling, as if they are equals in the field.
Is Sam even gonna bother showing up? Or are we regressing back to S1 where he’s just not there for weeks at a time
Oh Sam's gonna get Peyton a fake modeling gig kek
Mizzy's talking about her triggers again please help me
>>205061858Kill, kill, kill, kill
sexo
>>205061837once again fishtank fans dont even understand why the show is funny and working when it is and want to kick off the guy it's fun to make fun of and keep the duds
>>205061870omg Josieeee!!!!
>>205061858marry, fuck, kill, rape
>>2050618584 2 3 1
>>205061858you can't rape those whom enjoy it
>>205061858black urban ripped trainer
>>205061858yeah
>>205061858marry binxkill the rest
>>205061858fuck, rape, kill all 4
WHY IS EVERYONE SO SOMBER, WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS
Do they do anything on this show other than sleep?
>georgia is like the acting capital>i'm scared to move there in case they hire in california and ship them all to georgiamy retarded 19 year old casting couch wife getting career advice from Alexis
lets all love josie
>SIR PLEASE FIGURE IT OUT PLEASE SIR HE CANNOT STAY HOW CAN HE PUSH? HOW CAN HE PUSH ME? AND PLEASE SIR WILL YOU CUT THIS PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THIS CLIP THEY WILL THINK I AM A BITCH BENCHOD
>>205061858marry, fuck, torture, kill
>>205061858Marry, marry, marry, marry
>>205061858RAPE MARRY RAPE RAPE
So when’s the reveal happening? I think on Halloween they’ll do some shit and it will become hellhouse for real Part of me wants them to keep the famous house gaslight going until literally the very end
>>205061858Rape all
>>205061858you got it right first try
holy morgue
high fiving ian after the doyers win the whirl series
>>205061921wifi signal looks like an indian bam margera
>>205061899correct answer
GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO DO JET YOU GASSED OUT APE
>>205061914The harvest approaches! Soon one fish will be culled
Boring tank
>>205061933lol, good edit
>>205061934no. it's a slowburn.
Ted's weaselly little softboy "uwu may i please have a crumb of pussy" vibe pisses me off so much
Sam and ben. You need to ask why the xontestan are alienating the one non American in the house
>>205061914everyone is bored to death. including the audience.
>>205061858rapemarryfuckkill
so they aren't even getting a pizza party to repair the vibes after luke's violence last night?
>>205061934>halloween night>power is turned offkino
>>205061837ALRIGHT EVERYONE LISTEN UP!So for this next /ftl/ thread, we're gonna start out with anon posting a gif of Burt gooning. Then OP needs to ask when Jeremy Gold is coming in, and right when they do that, another Anon is gonna swoop in with some new OC. Just come up with whatever you can think of and we'll take it from there. Okay, Anons, whenever you're all ready.
>>205061858MARRY MARRY KILL KILL
when is elimination ?
>>205061944just go for the dap bro you doing too much
>>205061858i know you guys are gaslighting yourselves into thinking these women are normies but you are dead wrong. look at them, they are all clearly flawed
>>205061858MKKF
>>205061858Fuck AlexisMarry PaytonKill MizzyCorrective rape for Binx
>>205061921no wonder they are avoiding him lmfao
>>205061934They said week 2 reveal
>>205061948To be fair, activities are meant to start around this time. It's usually always 5pm.
>>205061919Very cute and wholesome, middle aged mom giving advice to her teenaged daughter
>>205061921Him immediately effeminately saying “if he’s not kicked ill walk” when he got manhandled was so funny He thinks anyone gives a fuck
>>205061933really looking forward to the final three being these two + alex>b-b-b-b--b-buh luke is the plant!!!!don't care, neptunian kino will overpower all.
Cymbol is trying desperately to connect with the men of the house to undercut Luke’s influence >men like talking about video games and professional wrestling, don’t they?
>>205061935Actually not the fat old one, forgot her name. So rape, rape, rape, kill.
>Ted mentions Hawk Tuahsomeone kill this faggot NOW
>>205061919need that image with sam destroying young actors careers
>>205061974ite my bad
>>205061962yea but its working. women love a non threatening man
Jet said before the show to not be mad at him if the show is a little slow in the beginning, he's got shit planned, trust jet, have faith in jet
based wrestling discussion
>>205061914the high of being on tv died out. now they're drained of energy due to boredom and not having anything to do all day.
>>205061925alhamdulillah
Sirs, I promote we all boycott the famous home until Luke is kicked! Like if you agreed!
>>205061858kill marry kill kill
>>205061975you're such a fucking retard
>>205061914Someone dies tonight
>>205061995
>>205061920precious navajo princess
>>205061934>Part of me wants them to keep the famous house gaslight going until literally the very endi thought that was the plan. jet never mentioned revealing it was fishtank, only that it would slowburn and tts would be largely uncensored by 2 weeks, not that he would tell them they are on fishtank.
why is payton so desperate to be an actor/model
>>205061962same. also i still cant tell if hes ftm or not.
>alexis has a real job as a dermatology nurse>listening to a 19 year old give modeling adviceif they were men this would be pathetic
>>205061858kill the blonde demonmarry bulmarape gothbehead tranny payton
Has Luke returned the candy from the fireplace yet?
Can somebody explain the logic to think the first elimination is gonna be anything different from what Sam explained to them at the beginning of the candy challenge, or am I supposed to trust you retards who are almost always wrong about everything?
>>205061921what a fucking faggotthis guy is gayer than the 60 year old jewish men that pay Burt to fuck them
Mizzy might take the reveal the worst, she's so in her own head, she's a fucking nutjob.
post yfw this season has had a severe lack of jet running bits & other hilarious jet moments
>>205062034that bitch is NOT 19
When is it starting? There needs to be a schedule. This wastes too much time.
>>205062012would be funny if someone started this trending on the indian side of twitter
>>205061995what's wrong with hawk tuah?
>>205062030Low IQ pretty girl. Why not?
>>205062028
>>205062030She's a college dropout who is a Starbucks barista. She's attractive enough so she wants to make money modeling the easy way.
>>205062044
>>205062029>i thought that was the plan>planoh you
>>205062022Is elim actually tonight?
>>205061914Oh boyPig news>>205062045What?
>>205062006IM A BIG RETARD I NEED THINGS TO HAPPEN
>>205062052>severe lack of jet running bits & other hilarious jet moments>best seasonHMMMM
>>205062019alexis said her dad escaped prison and tried to shoot her. has you edgelord dad ever done that? do you know anyone who as ever been subjected to that? being able to quote internet memes like jimmy doesnt make you special
>>205062052
alex is a kurt angle chad
>>205061990I thought simbal was on top ever since Luke got confronted for stealing candy? Why is he the loser again, what happened?
>>205061975normies are flawed, we are excellent
>>205062064also a faggot
>>205062071Was this him showing Ian the ropes?
>>205061858>fuck alexis>marry payton>kill mizzy>rape binxall other answers are wrong
>>205062057Relax, they had a very stressful day and night. Jet should probably order some pizza and let them relax for a few days.
>>205062072Don't know, but I don't think it's today, maybe tomorrow because halloween
Reminder that Sam pointed to Luke when he said "Somebody is going home" when he first introduced himself. Luke is the plant who will leave just before the Hellhouse reveal.
>>205062058आप भारतीय शक्ति के बारे में कुछ नहीं जानते।
>>205062045I predicted precisely what would happen before the "fishtank reveal" (pic related)Trust me when I say none of the candy nor voting actually matters.
>>205062063Sorry the new queen is Binx (and she does better makeup)
>>205062096the girls remembered he's indian
>>205062044neptunian architectural lines
>>205062105this
>>205062083yes you fucking retard tons of normies have fucked up backgrounds you translucent ghoul. leave your house and meet people.
how will jet save this with his hilarious charisma?
>>205062096luke admitted to it and apologized. signal is condescending and pissing everyone off
>>205062052gay ben is getting boring too. unless he starts telling stories, its getting old
>>205062072I hope not. They shouldn't eliminate anyone. Let them quit themselves once fishtank starts
Coma House in the Den
>>205062083This, these people are far from normal lmao. They’re just not edgy try hards.
>>205062006>trust jetlol, lmao
smaack being super evil as usual and doing the dish washer
>>205062096he opened his mouth and gave all girls the ick
>>205062096he never was on top they just got scared of luke for a while and they the remembered he was tall handsome chad
>>205062045They will get them each to vote in the confessional privately and then kick off whoever they think is least content while making it believable.Ian has no enemies so he's safe, it would be totally out of the blue. Ted similarly. But realistically it's either Smaack or Simbal
>>205062110Damn you're smart. It's not like jet said on camera to luke that the audience knows he's the plant or anything
What killed jokerposting. I remember jokerposting was still semi-common in early S2.
Luke's art rocks
>>205062096>Why is he the loser again, what happened?indian
>>205062005keep telling yourself that faggot
>>205062052He just wants to have fun recreational bits so he can make friends :(
poorfag>>205062066
>>205062123If you don’t have a normal upbringing you’re not normal lmao. The only normie in this house is Payton.
>>205062139the show being good
miss her jet ftl?
>>205062110>Hellhouse reveal.quit it with this lie. its not going to be a "Reveal" its just going to slowly get crazier
>>205062139Producer competence (shocking but true
I NEED THE CLIP OF LUKE BEATING UP THE JEET> I NEED THE CLIP OF LUKE BEATING UP THE JEETI NEED THE CLIP OF LUKE BEATING UP THE JEET> I NEED THE CLIP OF LUKE BEATING UP THE JEETI NEED THE CLIP OF LUKE BEATING UP THE JEET> I NEED THE CLIP OF LUKE BEATING UP THE JEETI NEED THE CLIP OF LUKE BEATING UP THE JEET> I NEED THE CLIP OF LUKE BEATING UP THE JEET
>>205062121what fishtank does to a mfer
>>205062128>Jonestown sceneSpooky!
i'm not self inserting as much this season. anyone else? i honestly think its because of the house and cameras. the aesthetic is more of an observer instead of being in the room with them.
>>205062071if chris lynch can do it, why can't I???
>>205061837when will burtsplurt.com be added to the op template
how the fuck is ian sleepy? the rest of them i understand but ian slept like 18h yesterday
>>205061858Binx is the nerdy girl that goes for Chad's, she doesn't care how many hours you clocked in Fallout 3. She wants you to clock time being fucked like an animal, then plays stardew valley afterwards
>>205062057this. im tired of wasting time.
>>205062006I trust him.
>>205062139Joker got raped
kek I love how the term "rainy day fund" in the filmed segment between Slapp and Jeet got leaked and turned into a conspiracy theory "rainy day stash" that Jeet has hidden away according to Mixxyamazing
>>205062123That’s ironic considering you type like every terminally online 30 year old who never leaves his desktop.
>>205062052and let's keep it that wayben it up
>>205061870ian w
>>205062139It's popular Hulu show Famous House not Fishtank. Why would we jokerpost?
>>205062139>What killed jokerposting?Fixed
>>205062071Certified Chris Lynch moment
>>205062174he's mexican hope this helped
sleepytank 12 hours of sleep challenge
>>205062139No need
>>205062139Deconstructed jokerposting on hungry games killed it
>>205062052Gay Ben is leagues ahead of Jet in every capacity.
>>205062166
>>205062174giga introvert who's being drained constantly due to the extreme social situation he put himself in
>>205062126worst take in the threads history
>>205062139jet stopped inserting his bosnian rapist face into everything
>>205062113They can still see the static cameras. When the fish were talking about the possibility of it being live even the Jeet looked straight into one and waved. You retards aren't as smart as you think
JET IT UPinb4 it's one single TTS
>>205062141He is a 40K fan without a doubt
>simbal saying eww to poo
>>205062174Vegan diet
>>205062204its the calm before the stormneptunian
wtf even goes on in here?
>COMPUTER. TONIGHT.not excited for all the people bitching in the threads about it that are about to happen
COMPUTER TONIGHT
WHY DO THEY ALL HATE SMAACK NOW?
>>205062174Benzo and weed withdrawal
How long until former fishtank contestants start coping that "knowing about the show actually makes it harder"?
Ian got all the men knocked out and the Jeet springs into action.
Give this man something to do he's gold
it doesn't make any sense why production would tell Luke to take the fall for stealing the candy when that discredits the reason for his "violence" being woken up in the middle of the night because of some dumb whore freaking out
the word poop isn't that gross to me but the word poo is fucking disgusting
>>205062096lol they never even checked on him after all being "traumatized." they hate him
>>205062216SAAR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM
>>205062006He's lucky that he casted people with life experience and actually have watched reality shows. They're basically directing themselves.
how tall is binx god damnit
>>205062239burt
Andrew from production doesn't get enough respect
>>205062245GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
>>205062052Instead he's in here shitting up threads with Ianposting no doubt. Go away, Get.
>>205062139>>205062181Jet raped the Joker out of Fishtank
>>205062239Burt berks it in there of course
why are there 5 people jsut sleeping in the den? isnt it the middle of the day
>>205062239adultery
>>205062257They didn't tell him he improvised
>>205062246
>>205062139theres nothing to even make jokes about right now because nothing is happening.
>>205062139Jokerposting was an S1 thing, because it was a fresh novelty. There was still some in S2, but it's gotten stale. S3 is actually pretty good (so far).
>>205062257they didnt. jet told him to find the candy and give it back
>>205062239Mixed Marital Affairs
>>205062216HOW CAN HE PUSH?
>>205062257he did that on his own and it worked out
>>205062246her asshole pics leaked and word got in
I would be walking around rock hard all day with binx looking like that
>>205062275because the wiggers are lazy and give them nothing to do
>>205062188There's shit people, but outside is cool as fuck
So is the gimmick that they will be in fear of getting cancelled, so they need to dial up the content and make the show crazier and the contestants will go along with it because they are fame-hungry retards?
>Jet couldn't get josie back to microwave him pizza at nightwhat went wrong?
>>205062139it's not "hell house" anymore so the joke doesn't really work
>>205062253they need to take advantage of this again since team Ghoul wasted their chance at making him a kino murderer
>>205062246Jealousy and envy
>>205062231Im sure we will get more than one, but it's gonna be very tame and basic
>>205062275they were kept up till 6 and woke up at 9
this indian is too fucking cringe eject him so I can turn the volume back on
>>205062271Jet*
>>205062246White privilege showing
I AM COMPUTER
>>205062279Your fish smaack, whatever happened there
>>205062216AI anons.. please use your magic on this
>>205062139Jet mogging an /ftl/ contestant on s2, is what finally put jokerposting to rest
People eat fake meat? wtf is fake meat
>>205062231>it was actually him asking in the thread
>>205062304the spergcast from season 2 traumatized her
binx eating a whole ninjin is so kawaii desu ne~
That vegan chick looks like shit lolReally "healthy"
>>205062304He would be jerking off through his boxers when she came back to hand it to him.
>>205062304they figured out they could put a microwave in the production room
Thought Smaack would be a bitch due to the woke stuff but she is the least bitchy girl next to Binx
>>205062153This is the consequence of "normalfag" becoming "normie" in internet vernacular. You have no idea what you're talking about
It would be funny if this season actually ended up on Hulu
>>205062147now post the pic of alexis shoving her boobs in teds face
>>205062326You retarded?
anybody in the binxcord?i want to know what her simps think about her being on the show.
>>205062225You are genuinely too fucking stupid to argue with
Does anyone have a pic of all the competitors? I haven't been keeping up
>poo eater thinks eating a raw carrot is crazy
>>205062174he's a fat mexican vegan who has no energy because he eats shit like beyond meat and doesn't exercise
Skibidi means peanut butter this whole time and no one told me????
anyone have the clip of sam almost sabotaging the show or give a rundownhe told the girls the show was live or what? how do they fuck up that badlyand why do they keep saying fish stuff occasionally when they barely talk, really not difficult to remember
>>205062243All depends how it’s implemented. If it’s spammy and obvious it will ruin everything they’ve built up.
>>205062262how the fuck is he 'lucky'? that was an intentional decision
Is Smaack fucked?
>>205062302That seems plausible, especially with this "Executive" people say was mentionedI hope they got someone good
>>205062258when blacks say "doodoo" it also repulses me
>5:30 PM>even Alex half asleepnerve gas?
>>205062141new sharks
why does nobody talk to smaack?
>Indian thinks eating a carrot with some peanut butter is the craziest thingAs if we haven't seen the absolute state of Indian street "food"
>>205062296Oh fuckProject initiative??
>>205062325Nice try, Jet. Bring back Cole already
>>205062232100%
PUMPKIN-CHAN SO SKIBIDI (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
>>205062325>Jet moggingnever has happened
>>205062346if you're so smart then answer the question
>what's a semi-circle?
>>205062350
>>205062153no you just dont know what normie means because you're a retard
>>205062239A vanity for, well, vanity stuff, and looks like a bathroom where they take furious shits
>What's a semicircle?
ian is making me sleepy by proxy I just went outside for a cigarette with odd shoes and my t shirt back to front
XL just got a huge update
>>205062284>There was still some in S2The Jokerposting died after the reveal, because there was no point to it anymore.
>>205062352>HOW CAN SHE EAT???
its over
>There's a lot of vegan people out there who eat like shit, they eat fake meat, shit like that
>>205062302Yes. Sam will break down and start being more cruel to the contestants and Jet, including a bit where he will take a bite of a burrito before spitting it back out onto Jet screaming he got the order wrong in front of all the fish.
>>205062239wife betrayal
i just lost my s3 folder. post your best Ians so i can recoup my losses
>>205062373Jealousy
>>205062373>ywn fix smaak and swn fix you;__;
>>205062277Scott should do this bit with Burt
>>205062367i hear them call it booboo sometimes which is even worse
>>205062264she gotta be 4'11-5'
>>205061858yes
>>205062386Thanks, anon
>>205062373too powerful
>>205061881I hope he shows up randomly in blackface and drops n bombs all over the place
>>205062378Sexo right
>>205062371Alex foolishly took pills from Burt
>>205062006desu it has been pretty good so far for no tts and fishtoys
>>205062246THEYRE RACIST TO AFRO LATINA QUEENS
>>205062378Does he draw her getting fucked?
If Simbal is actually Indian, please make him cleanup garbage. The reason why there's so much garbage in India is because cleaning is lowliest act that's meant for the lowest caste.
>>205062400
>nothing will happen todayJET IT UP
>>205062167Johnny deserved better
>>205062345the wanna be OF whore? she'd shove her tits into anybodys face as long as its not a jeet.
>>205062373probably because she has no personality and is a fake poser in everything she dabbles in
Alex is SO in
alexis call native americans indians lol
>>205062395>People begin getting a first hand view of india>Immediately starts hating them
alexis claiming she is native american/germankek
>>205062384She'll need to gain a lot more weight if that's the look she's going for
being 32 years old and talking about among us and skibidi
>>205062052I sincerely miss Jet and Ben's bits. They were one of the best parts of the show.
>>205062434If Johnny Neptune comes in as the Executive I will forever kneel to Jet
Get Fucked YoruGet Fucked MakimaGet Fucked AsaGet Fucked NayutaGet Fucked RezeGet Fucked KigaGet Fucked Beaners
>>205062424Hence no one wants to be the lowest caste so they just leave shit and garbage everywhere.
The bunny sits and collects intelThe bunny runs the house from the shadows
>>205062378why does she dress like shes on baywatch?
LaRon just told Mizzy that women hate when men are emotional/vulnerable, "except White women," and she agreed
>>205062434looks like the dad character from Dexter
>>205062268>He still hasn't gotten those burritosHe's lucky he hasn't been fired.
i cant wait for frank hassle to team up with the indian like he did with letty. he is open for piss play so he would be down for some dung too, plus he is indian its in their culture
>>205062239are you the plastic red chair poster from bloodgames
>>205062461holy shit
>>205062358it has to function like the announcements on big brother at first. eventually it will be like regular fishtank
Haley Gang
eating payton's pussy like I lost a perc 10 in there
im sure the wigger crew is preparing something very big and it's gonna happen very soon.
>>205062466SKIBIDI CHUD XDD
>>205062348You can't argue because your point was invalid. Get your head out of your ass, you mushbrained retard
>>205062459jet staying out of this is the best part of this season, stop trying to give him ideas of trying to be funny again
>>205062126I for one would love to hear Gay Ben backstory lore
>>205062239
seeing burt having to take meds makes me kinda sad :(
>>205062435funnily enough that cap on the left was me before i foolishly lost it all
>>205062486lol you're not white
Mizzy just described herself as "demisexual"
>>205062489hell yea
>>205062489collecting her pubic dandruff and railing a line
>>205061962They see him as a pet. It's NOT working.
>i am demi sexual, i have so much emotional moments with him
It's been a rough day for the fish, so we're gonna order some pizza, get some beers and shut the cameras off for the night. Stay safe everyone <3
>>205062515they're mainly just supplements
>>205062286>they didn't>they just told him where the candy was located and to give it back thus taking the fall
>>205062384
>>205062347only a few active people from before the show, either they don't really get it or thinks it's cool she's on a big brother type show. a lot of faggots from here in there now
>>205062399is this why scott is no longer associated with the show and they took his stream down?
>>205062503This I've been screaming at Jet to fuck off for 2.5 seasons and it finally happened
>>205062482he is asking the right questions
>>205062515he just takes 100 different supplements
>>205062455yea but what do you want them to talk about all day? taxes and the weather?
>>205062126come on him being afraid of the spider in the confessional was hilarious
>>205062423Doesnt look like it but maybe on his patreon>>205062470cause hot (maybe its explained in the comic)
>>205062358the pop-ups last night said they're easing into it, I have a feeling they'll actually be decent about it this time around
>all those pillsAmericans sure love their pharma industry
Mizzy just said she was raped by her 20 year old boyfriend when she was 15She then said she was "the first girl to have boobs"
>>205062515They're vitamins, he doesn't have to take them at all
https://www.youtube.com/live/jWzHrcb59jE?si=_kq5jyT08GdSKoxiofficial stream is up
>>205062434Jet Failson.. at least Johnny has his cats and illegal substances
>>205062345you mean the girl that just sees him as a gay?
P I L L SILLS
>>205062500I expect you to be in the ftl thread and make yourself known when you're proven wrong. I will demand you kneel
>>205062531sounds good. maybe give them their phones for an hour or so!
>>205062540ok thank anon
>>205062515I'd rather see a shizo take meds than not be able to
>>205062565Hi Mike
What the FUCK is Binx eating?
>>205062579Now THAT'S good eatin'
sars, famous house now live on youtube. maybe big is coming :)))
>>205062565good point. but he likes women so hes still winniing
>>205062551damn i missed that, is there a clip?
>>205062580Hey that's my nameHello :-)
>>205062362unless they rig it, yes
>>205062531a classic goran moment
>>205062534Jet told him to lie and say he "found it while cleaning".
>>205062239the darkness cums
>>205062582A carrot, she's a rabbit.
SAM HYDE IN HALLWAY
>>205062531good call jet, hope to see production take a well deserved celebratory drink on bar cam later.
>>205062563have you not learned?
is production going to do fucking anything? it's been 5 hours of nothingwhy not do what another anon suggested last night to re-enact the scene with luke pushing out the jeet for trauma bonding
Remember the rhyme:>No pills? Burt kills.
>>205062253He's hilarious, jet did good with him.
>>205062515He's just a retard, you normally get them from eating normally and going outside/working outIf you take supliments just one or two extra things once in a while is enough
>>205062386final 4
>do nothing all daywhy is nobody playing this?
Finally
>>205062539She looks just like that tiktok girl Neave who does dad jokes and guys post hilariously fucked up comments on the vids
>>205062615Now that's good eating
Alex's wife is gonna be pissed
>>205062563youtube stream quality is so bad compared to the raw feeds. these guys can't get anything right.
>>205062540Probably. They replaced him before Bitchtank even ended. Sam was using the other trainer from S2 towards the end.
Ian and Trish need to link up and have a dedicated room in the tank to just hang out and eat
What's the latest on CK? Is she even still streaming?
>>205062626they don't know how
Anyone have clip of Jimmy yelling nigger while sieg heiling in S2? I think Tay was too and it was for immunity or something
Alex rizz
Can I get a tl;dr on the cast? Who's good and who are the ones that are gonna get kicked first?
>>205062627are you on a 640x480?
why aren't you a smaack fanatic yet?
>"I need you to just listen we don't have much time">instantly starts yappingfucking alex lol
>>205062626Nobody has ever been in that room, they don't know its there
>>205062518Haley is whites only
>>205062627
What cam
>>205062277When did Scott show up? Earlier today?
>so ya im a bartender i see so many types of men>i know wat ya mean im gay man from the hood from the projectsactual drones
burts triceps look very strange to mesynthol?
Alexis always has to one-up every story someone tells, doesn't she?
>>205062344 Can Peter thiel pull the strings?
>>205062563why do they not stream the handhelds that vance/that british faggot has?
I honestly don't think they'll even need to kick anyone off until the final few this season. Most will leave voluntary when hell house begins
>>205062627I hope the audience aren't retarded and just spam unfunny shit at them
>>205062660Smelly whore
>>205062651he's going to walk in on Luke plapping Binx from behind and go absolute monkey mode
>>205062547it's production bot pulling from a script
>>205062569I will be here and I will make myself known as Daddy Burt. If I'm right you have to refer to me as Daddy Burt and you will have to post a picture of your face. If you're right, I will refer to you as whatever you want and post a picture of my face. Do we have a deal?
just had a meeting. what has happened in the last 30m?
>>205061870and people are saying ian is nontent wtf
>>205062626there’s also all the equipment in the yard
>>205062652Good: Burt, Alex, Luke Leaving early: Ian, symbol
BINX IS A TWO FACED CUNT FUCK THIS BITCH
>>205062626can't believe no one uses the dartboard either
>>205062660I will only convert if I see her butt hole
>>205062593i dont have one but its from simbals confessional
whos hair should be cut off first
>>205062541I hope so
>>205062705You are retarded
>>205062705she's just playin the game nigga
>>205062698so wtf is going on in there?
>>205062660I ALREADY AM
>>205062701burt choking on meds
Saw Vance and other guy with cameras out are they doing something? Was playing with my cat he loves to play toys with me
oh shit there's actually something in his left sock
>>205062692>I hope the audience aren't retardedyou know what show you're watching, right?
>>205062647She stopped posting when s3 started
>>205062705She’s playing them. Luke and Alex are her main alliances
>>205062677>he didn't watch the cult classic bitchtank
>>205062714Burt
Interesting how it ended up being that basically half the cast is very likable and the other half is so insufferable that you want to see bad things happen to them
>>205062689They did in bloodgames.
>>205062707ian used it a few times when he was solo night 2
>>205062692They are, fortunately the producers are vetting the TTS, unfortunately the producers are retarded too
>>205062722>>205062723 >>205062741that's the literal definition of two faced you retards
tease and denial edging from smaack
>>205062735where even was he?
They should rename ''the Den'' to ''the Don''
ponder the following:binx getting split roasted by luke and alex live on cam
HA HA HAAAA and for the first elimination challenge we are counting rice
>>205062452not every girl dying their hair blonde wants to be taylor
>>205062736>you know what show you're watching, right?This isn't season 1 or 2, and it shouldn't be season 1 or 2. If you disagree you have shit taste
>>205062692Theyre gonna heavily filter itPlus jet has some bangers every so oftenI remember there was one tts s2 to tay that just said "dyke bitch" from jetI fucking died laughing at that
You may not like this but based on my statistics this is what the tier list is per the endorsement economy, this isn't sorted by total endorsements but rather a number of different metrics
Endorse Ian.
>>205062746should be perfect if they stick the landing
COMPUTER TIME
>>205062769LMAO
>>205062139Bus. Bottle. No refills.
>>205062772honestly kino
>>205062743The blonde hair before this actually looked really good on him. Like a chubby Marshall Mathers
>>205062772It wouldn't surprise anyone
>>205062771Why ponder when B3 is about to turn into an orgy in two weeks?
Anyone have clip of Jimmy yelling nigger while seig heiling in S2? I think Tay was doing it too and it was for immunity or something. I searched everywhere
>>205062627I hope they let a "BINX DEAD MOM BINX DEAD MOM" through then tell her it's because she keeps trauma dumping and computer learns from what they talk about
>>205062713we will look back at this photo as the good ol days
Is the order of elimination who deserves to tortured the least?In that case, is smaack headed home tonight?
>>205062760The difference is she is being two-faced against the people we dislike
>>205062746flawless spread desu
>>205062776lmfaoooo i remember that
>>205062772ive honestly always loved this bit
>>205062760Holy fuck why do you even watch reality tv if the concept is so lost on you lol
>>205062139the show is actually good now
>listening to the quiet conversation between Alex and Binx in B3>struggling to hear because they're almost whispering again>turn up volume on headphones>suddenly pop-up on screen, loud noise "YOU HAVE LEVELED UP"I hate the fishtank website so much
BURT BANANA KINO
he can't fucking stop snoozing no matter what happens
>>205062699No face reveal. I am fat and ugly, and this will discredit me and bring me great shame. Agree to everything else though. You shall call me Jet Neptune
>>205062726who cares, just know that any posts that repeat like that are bots, as any posts that are like "who team #[contestant name here]?", or "where my #[contestant name here] bros at?"etc
>>205062779Acceptable but Alexis has more content potential than Mizzy imo
You guys like banana?
>>205062400Bless you anon.
honestly if the bit is that Ian is just going through benzo withdrawal the whole show that'd be pretty funny
if they wanna eliminate anyone, they shouldn't do the antagonists like the pajeet
so cameramen everywhere mean it's HA HA HAAAAA HAA time yeah?
what does the "PTZ" mean? are these the only cameras that zoom
>>205062793i don't want to ponder daddy burts ravaging of ted
>>205062769nah, yeah
>>205062840pan, tilt, zoom
>>205062779for reference
would be really funny if they shoot this entire scene with ian asleep
>>205062772Actually if they ever drop the Famous House facade, rice should be the first thing they do
>>205062760you are such a faggot
>>205062810is the TV in the room with us?
>>205062621Mizzy is a bad player. She's too stupid to realize Alexis is betraying her.
>>205062840you're so close to answering your own question, you got this anon
what is about to transpire here, bros?i am at the edge of my seat
IAN'S DEAD
>HA HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA
Finally.
>when jet accidentally approves a nigger TTS mid-whippet hit
>>205062769HAHAHHAHA he has the physiognomy
>>205062713
HA HA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205062400FYI if all you did was right click delete it you can recover it. Google file recovery software.
sams johnny depp fits are fucking hilarious
what is sam thinking with these costumes?
>Sam getting mad at themHere we go.
When bed time
sam youre putting it on too thick
>>205062823I am also fat and ugly. You have an equal chance of shaming me if I lose. Don't be a pussy
>>205062840pesto tortellini zucchini haha naw im just playin it means pan tilt zoom
>>205062852i bet you know a lot about faggots huh
>>205062848did you include sentiment analysis of the threads
>>205062858HAHA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205062772at this point it's tradition that shouldn't be broken
i hope they let ian be the way he is
HAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAA
>we jus gon be normalLMAO
>>205062855this, she's next to go after smaack
rapes inbound figure it out
yes sar
>>205062779Burt's is massively inflated because he was the first fish on the board
please fucking kick simbalplease
TJD imminent
>>205062856>implying i'm an autistic art guy that knows industry acronymsfuck you>>205062845>>205062860ty anons
>>205062886compare sams performance to ben, he's fucking it all up
>>205062877i lied. all my ian stuff is on my phone and i didn't feel like plugging it in right now
Did luke get kicked
>>205062902me too
>>205062530she will fuck him eventually mark my words
Sam’s hat is drippy af no cap
FUCK YEAAAH BEENBEN IT THE FUCK UP
>I almost diedLMFAO
HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA
>SIMBAL IS SWEATING BULLETSKEK
>>205062927yep
>>205062886He’s honestly not lol. There are some characters in the industry.
>i almost died
sam doing a johnny depp bam margera cosplay
I hope they called ICE on cymbal
get the fuck away, jeet
>>205062927nah he's there
>>205062893yes and in my expert opinion, you are one
>the girls are beginning to love IanBased
HAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205062768in the kitchen it looked like a phone in his sock
>>205062920>Compare the hosts performance to the camermans What?
>>205062945
SIMBA>ALMOST DIEDEDYOU ARE A DUD SIMBA
>ALMOST DIED>YES SAR>WHAT'S A DUDKEK
>"I almost died saar"YOU GOT SLIGHTLY PUSHED
>>205062896sadly no, it's just based on numbers that I can automatically from the site itself
>almost died
>what a dudHOLY FUCK LMAO
SARS NO PLEASE SAR DO NOT REDEEM
>I ALMOST DIEDhis status?
>almost diedFuck off currymuncher
>>205061837It is finally getting good. These first few days were boring.
>using as many catchphrases which are alien to third world minds
>I almost diedThe perpetual victim complex lmao
>I was assaulted>twice>I almost died
I ALMOST DIED
>What's a dud?Symbol of Indian excellence
>>205062961They always did. The Don is what Luke wishes he could be.
>>205062959come fuck my ass then nigga
>>205062947with a 10 gallon hat with 2 fucking feathers sticking out of itcrazy that nobody is questioning that, but a lot of stuff these people believe is crazy so im just along for the ride now
>I almost diedGenetic memory kicked in
>>205062616When Burt Don't Squirt Bitches Get Hurt
>Sam gassing up the jeetThis is fucking hilarious
>>205062947Jeremy Gold is what he always wanted to be.
>>205062977ded
you can see sam holding his high-pitched asian-girl-esque snickers backsome things never change, but he's gotten better at not breaking.
>bring simbal to a small room then light up a smelly ass stogie
>>205062983>We read him the riot act
how did sam not burst out laughing when he said I almost died
>>205062983indians cant into idioms
Kino
>in normal social situations it doesn't make sense to be this big chest take charge guy, but you're on a reality show brotha
>>205062654Always.
Fucking Sam lmao
Holy shit the youtube stream keeps fucking lagging
kek
>>205062917>posting smack>not autistic you good big guy?
>>205062914100% however he continues to receive more endorsements than the rolling weighted average
>BREAKING - Peyton has killed herself after being told she had to have a hot tub date with the Pajeet!
>that's a real profession down there, brotha
stop being so fucking snarky rajesh
>>205062961they are mocking him, it is so typical doing, especially on field trips
>I wish I could have met him.>Yeah same.LMAO
SAMMY gonna break out in laughter any time now
sam is such a snake oil salesman
>>205063049ben is so good
how did the threads instantly die when things finally start happening?
who fucks in the tank first this season?
I fucking love this shit
BORING BORING SAMBORING BORING SAMBORING BORING SAMBORING BORING SAM
>>205063053well, he is jewish
IM NOT FUCKIN LEAVIN
>>205063030Longest ass crack in the house
Sam operates at his best when he has a character and can be a theater kid
>>205063061people are watching the show
>>205063064Let him cook retard
Is Haley still in prison?
Sit around and Yap house
>>205063061production is busy
>>205063062burt x ted is inevitable
sam is so unfunny it's insane. if they want to keep up the reality show hoax they should have gotten someone believeable as the "host"
>>205063062who do you think
>>205063062ted and one of the other faggots
>>205063053He's a great peddalr of bullshit, I couldn't keep it together
>>205063061its more entertaining watching their own drama play out rather than whatever retarded skit idea Sam comes up with
>>205063061Producers aren't here to write comments
So the joke is that they brought jeet into the confessional but it's actually just Sam talking before sending him back out
>>205063076no
>>205063062Binx Luke castizo child for sure
>>205063083like greg
help mke sir i am indian
>>205063062Burt and Ted, for sure
>>205063061because its time to finally watch something
>>205063083Yeah I like Sam but he’s really bad at this role…
Never have I ever fucked a monkey
the jeet is just autistic
>>205063083no seriously sam cant even stay in character
Fuck i missed what sam said to the jeet
Sam is trying so hard no to break lmao
One thing I haven’t seen brought up is that whoever leaves first will get an insane bombardment of shit by the fans. I wonder if they’re gonna choose the jeet because he might take it the best compared to the girls
Simbal is the chosen one
fucking lmao
SIMBA CODDLED
ridiculous fucking hat
whoa im shaman's top guy
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNBOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Symbiote is such a fucking ugly caveman, holy shit.
>>205063062binx and luke but after the show
>>20506306190% of /ftl/ is astroturfed by goran an co. if you couldn't tell.
reWATCHing clips
>>205063083The thing is that he can't get into the bit and constantly has to wink to the nuMDE audience that he's totally above it all
>Trying not to laugh
>>205063126how fucking dare you
>>205063120he said he smelled like curry and how that could even be possible when there's no curry in the house
mhm, emh, yeh.
>>205063062isn't it obvious?
>>205063126The hat is killing me man
>>205063083Sodaman or Xavier would have smashed this, unfortunately nobody would tune in for it
lol why is sam talking about alex b "last night."alex was in a coma last night
>>205063083it's post-meta-ironic-irony saying the n word bro, libtards like you dont get it
>>205063090It’s only acceptable here because it’s directed at the jeet. He does need to reel it back a bit though.
>>205063061
>>205063129> not getting Sam's fucking with himAre you literally autistic?
>its a pendant they had cursed on etsy for $50
Bring Simbal back to direct 3.5
who is alx b
What scene are they talking about? Did Symbol confront Alex?
>talking about a shaman to a jeet while wearing the most ridiculous hat I've ever seenKek
>>205063126it's only getting bigger
>before i freak out im still in the game right?
My G
>>205063162kek
MY G
The jeet does anything he thinks is cool to americans lol
>>205063126lmao i thought it was a halloween witch hat
LOLOLOLOLOLOL I CANT I CANT LOLOLOL
>>205063189he’s a black negar
this is the funniest thing that i've ever seen
>Dayum you got style sar
G
>>205063150He was talking about the directing challenge before Alex zonked himself
>bad boy simbalkek this is gonna be good
>>205063126The hats get bigger every day. By day 10, he will be wearing one as pants.
lmao they gas him up to be a better villian
>Everybodies face when Sam is on screen
THE LEATHER JEET
MAJOR LEAGUE SWAGOUT
>>205063188jeets on the grind
Sam is filtering some of you so hard, you forget how this comes off to a normie vs someone that's into fishtank/mde.
this is gonna be fuckin great i can feel it
This is good, now he's gonna get more cocky and be even more obnoxious. Sam setting him up to fail.
yes sarrrrr thank you sarrrrrr
>>205063061most posts in these threads are schizophrenic over analysis of mundane social situations
>turning jeet into an edgy bad guyfucking based
leather jacket sar
>>205063155i think what you're looking for here is the "circle of irony", ianor did you want a new metaphor this time?
SAM GIVING HIM A LEATHER JACKET, HAIR GEL AND A MONOLOGUE
The fish are going to kill Simbal.
THE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATIONTHE JEET TRANSFORMATION>THE JEET TRANSFORMATION
YES
Never have I ever in the Den is also funny. I hate when there's 2 things to watch
HE IS A VERY GOOD BAD BOY
>>205063220YOU SMELL LIKE CANDY APPLE
why is sam wearing that ridiculous outfit?
>>205063210oh my god that was only yesterday? i havent slept in days... im so fucked
>>205063217HA HAAAA things are getting WILD here in FAMOUS HOUSE!
>they started the inflating the ego of the jeet storyline
>I want you to have this...POWERFUL
>>205063217today was so fucking boring, this is 10/10 exciting compared
>>205063155
Calling it they're 100% going to make him say "I am a very good bad boy." and other jeetcore lines
he's trying to make him look like m night shamaloony
they're turning him into shadow the hedgehog
>>205063251Same, I took the week off work
they're gonna turn the jeet into an asshole for a couple days before the inevitable elimination lol
Bad boy pajeet. Shit in the streets and in the sheets (no wiping)
>>205063258The hand thing.Personal punching bag status: beat
>>205063258Thank you sir!
I'll only say this once. Get in on $IGNAL before the new wardrobe arrives.
any twitter or youtube accounts making clips of everything? just got up and missed a lot of what happened this morning
SAAR I AM BAD TO THE BONE
The jeet dressing like fonzie will be hilarious
>>205063083of course he is unfunny, but for pajeet like signal it is only more believable, he is now owned by the team
>>205063261how did he react to this
>>205063243What did burt say? anything weird from anyone else?
>>205063266Holy shit you had so much faith in production
>>205063217he's cooking bro let him cook
LMAO I got muted in fishtank chat till tomorrow for saying Marky Thompson 2014 when Sam was talking about his fake Peru 2014 trip
>>205063261this was so funny i need one of these shirts
Odds on the terms "redeem" or "needful" being in the monologue?
Uh oh! Looks like Sam is here to ruin Jet, and Ben's, show again. Guess he got bored of bombing open mics.
hot girl always love bad boy... yes Mr Gold I am game
Does ben have a name for his character or is it just ben?
>>205063083Sam rulez
>>205063261https://x.com/SigmaChadbino/status/1851470005973426554never knew Sam got caught liking a 15 year olds pics after marky lol
>>205063288Paid off this season
>>205063217you faggots are so inconsistent in what you hate. that was great
>>205063250he's a peruvian shaman
vance is living his best life right now
>>205063225sam is too ugly to be a reality tv host. most of these retards will figure it out eventually
>spectral dance, shadows cast by the digital pyreWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MONOLOGUE HAHAHAHA
holy fuck the script he’s reading is so good
>>205063310no one is saying this
>>205063265LMAO hes gonna totally do it too
Certain Xavier wrote this monologue
>>205063241the jeet's final form is always the leather jacket and sunglasses lmao
THIS SCRIPT HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
Burt jacking off
BEN IT THE FUCK UUUPPPP YEEEE3AAAAHHHJJ
No fucking way dude
>>205063287no clue I can't split my attention.
>I stand here an autist
LMAO.... LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO NO NO NO LMAO
burt kinda sounds like frank hassle if he wasnt fat and autistic
6 whole weeks...
Xavier wrote the script
how is simbal a real person? the way he is smirking reading these lines, he fucking loves it
they gave him a hydean/shakespearean dialogue holy fuck
i just puked from laughing so hard
xavier absolutely wrote the jeet monologue
kek burt banged some dude in the airport bathroom before flying to RI
>>205063315I'm so happy they did the casting right this time
This is so fucking good
xavier wrote this kek
HOLLOW CHAMBER OF THE INTERNET
>burt fucked a stranger on the plane on the way here
Burt is a fucking sex menace
this is definitely some xavier writing here
fucking GPT sounding script
They had Jan write this, didn't they?
>>205063370Normal gay things
has burt ever fucked a female
>>205063083Yeah it's so dumb for Ben to be in character 24/7 but Sam says fuck it as soon as the actual camera shots are done, he just loves stepping on bits
>>205063310see>>205063261
I love burt but faggots are such degenerates jfc
>>205063370beast mode
everyone on confessional just missed the burt fucked a dude on the plane over to the house. he then jacked off 4 times that day
>>205063314kys skull
>>205063361he's a wannabe actor. he lives for this type of shit
>>205063375>celebrating degenerancyyou zoomers deserve everything you are gonna get
>>205063400>>205063400>>205063400
is this a school shooters manifesto or something?
100% AI wrote this script
>>205063334I had to mute it. That's too much. It's too much.
Jan cameo when
>>205063030FRIDGE
>everybody thinks xavier wrote it>it was chatgtfucking kek
This is going to be insane. I cannot wait.
>>205063407lol fuck jet for having 2 things going on at once. goddammit
Have we got an m3u8 for the director cam?
>>205063407beast mode
>>205063462Director cam has basically been broken the entire time it's been up.
>>205063407NEPTVNIAN
>>205063462its on youtube
>>205063426eh it doesn't sound like chatgpt to me but idk
>>205063397I think it's funny, but only when used sparingly. This hulking ogre walking around dressed like that while seeming openly hostile at times is a nice contrast to the rest of the show.
>>205063130looks like Ben
>>205063415youre a retard sorry to tell you
>>205063498ive been watching the director cam for hours now
>>205063513Right but I want something that isn't about to be taken down at a moment noticeAnyway: https://ft-hetzner.3045x.com/9b249j7qlqu0fypg/index.m3u8 works so I'm good.
they should have given him a vague passage from a mass shooters manifesto
>>205063524it literally said it was on a site notice
>”if candy should be my downfall, god, I hope it’s sweet…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSDNIINcK08jeet theme
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J0UAEzkRNa8offJVcaipDRBUWhTKZPMT47IPokznCkA/edit?usp=sharingSimbal's speech
>>205063261Kek these are what the faggots in this thread look like
THE IRONY
AN AUTIST
>>205063314Fuck yourself Matthew, you disgusting pedophile.
>>205063261I need the video of this asap
>>205063736Im not exposing my hs email address. Nice try. But pussyblaster9001@hotmail.com will forever remain anonymous.
>>205064202open incognito retard
>>205064202that's my email delete this now.
kek nobody gives a shit abt the speech
>>205064231>takes the joke literallynever change /ftl/ never change
Gooning to smaack unironically
