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Trust the plan
Alex is sedated
>>205063400I AM THE DARKNESS SAAR
these people are so confused
chat jeetpt
Hows the jeet monologue? I'm watching the den
got the jeet reading the chatgpt slop, truly goranian
does wifi know he is on cam?
CYMBAL 2.0
Ian may have moved slow, but it was only because Ian didn't have to move for anybody
>>205063400AI script lmao computer tonight
How many pages is this shit oh my god
This is an xavier script 100% right?
Benchod Robbari probably thinks this script sounds so cool
>in this age of digital voyeuism
PREVIOUS>>205061837>>205061837>>205061837
the wery marrow
sirs, we are so in
>>205063446it's insane
>>205063446ChatGPT. Hes talking about Minotaurs before i switched to the den
this is actually art and mogs every pretentious a24 slop
IM CALLING IT NOWSEETHE ALL YOU WANT BUT THE JEET IS GONNA WINSCREENSHOT THIS
>>205063448Of course it’s the confessional
INDIA NUMBER FUCKING #1
>an autistlmfao
dont even listen signal, it is just to waste his time
time for some cringe kinosome simmons vibe going on
LAST CHANCE TO BUY $IGNAL
>>205063456it's chatgpt
>>205063400Passing the torch down....
lets all love josie
>>205063456Hahaha good call
>>205063452clearly im retarded since i literally didn't even consider that might be a possibilitythat would be funny, do this jet
>>205063474No shit. A24 stopped being good before Midsommar.
does the script say artist or autist
the fish are going to laugh in his face
>>205063400Alright /ftl/posters! This next thread is gonna be called /ftl/ - BURTSPLURT EDITION!To start out, OP is going to fuck up the thread format. Then the next dozen or so posts are gonna be calling him out and derailing the topic, and when thats going on some anon is going to bring up how Season 2 sucks. After that we'll get back on track when Burt goes into Bedroom 3 and starts muttering to himself, and then production are gonna tweet something like FISHTANK REVEAL SOON, everyone gets real excited, and then BOOM! Thread gets deleted by a janny.Okay, everyone get into your positions, make sure you have the CAPTCHAs filled and your images ready.MARK!
>Sam is speaking
WOAH IM JEREMY GOLDS TOP GUY
>>205063444>>205063447Thinking that monologue is something that chatgpt would spit it is really funny in itself. Neptunian kino keeps giving as the people who watch this show have only ever read young adult fiction
we are in for kino, bros
Can anyone tell what the symbol is on the necklace sam gave him is?
I am very excited for what is about to happen. This picture summarizes how I feel
They should announce the TTS to the contestants that they rand out of money so they started livestreaming to old rich men and that all the TTS is from old rich guys.
When the bullets start flying, they will simply pass over Ian as he sleeps on the ground. He is endgame.
would you hire him to act on your racist internet/hulu show?
>>205063449this is going to be so beautiful hes gonna be so full of himself
>youtube stream going up>pajeet targed for a couple days>having his own spotlight on a fake show where he got edited outi have a bad feeling guys
>>205063501kek
>onii-san, help! I'm stuck desu!
I genuinely dont understand the purpose of this bit
>>205063400Wait does jeet have to learn all this by heart?
I’m freaking out, this is gonna be so brutal I can already tell
>>205063501
Is Sam planning to make Simba look like the Indian robot man that was a meme a decade ago?
>>205063552humiliation ritual
show is waning on me rn fr fr dead ass. not doomposting im just getting sick of the normies. i see enough of these people in real life. id actually prefer mde fans even if they are cringe. this deep discount big brother shit is becoming annoying.
>>205063531holy FUCK that's a retarded idea
>>205063494It’s probably both. I can definitely see Xagier playing a big role in coming up with the prompts.
>>205063557Yup
>>205063552Theyre introducing computer
>>205063552make the indian guy everybody hates give a cringey shadow the hedgehog xavier ravenblood ass monologue
>>205063535he thinks reading it out aloud will mean he can memorise all of this to rattle off in 5 minutes? why didn't he question that at all? did the necklace thing really sweeten him up to be this retarded?
my actual self insert
>simbal is going to be turned into Xavier RavenbloodJet I take back all the jokerposting I kneel.................
he will never be able to memorize all that in 5 min
>>205063552Symbal's humiliation ritual
>>205063550KINO
>>205063557no hes just familiarising himself with the script
>>205063564lol chity. I fucking love that movie.
>>205063546he is getting SIMMONS'd
>>205063552feels like some simmons vibes to me but its a big humiliation ritual
>>205063562based
>>205063583they told him to read off the page
>>205063552Jeets with an ego/power are the funniestIt's like fattening up a sacrifice
>>205063552they see is the most likely to quit so they're puffing him up a bit so he doesn't. The dogpile was like 80% on him.
>>205063523you unironically believe that they got someone to sit down and write this garbage? it's like 4 full pages of absolute slop, it sounds exactly like chatgpt output
There;s an insane STD brewing in Burt's asshole right now, ready to be released into the unsuspecting world.
>>205063552it’s funny
Ian finally realizes where the seitches are.
>>205063552Ben, and Jet, have something good brewing so Sam has to come, and fuck it up.
>>205063552For the jeet to do a pretentious speech that he forgets halfway through
>>205063502
>>205063570They're ramping up the humiliation though. Two seasons of mde fans is more than enough. You can only make that formula work so many times
>>205063575Maybe im a brainlet but it feels impossbile kek
>>205063527simbal
Peyton has ugly feet.
>>205063571Is it? If you were a 19 year old girl, how would you feel about old rich guys watching your every movement and sending perverted TTS?
watching the den and the jeet practice the insane chatgpt lines before he is about to emerge and be humiliated is very kino thank you
>>205063597this is correct
>>205063604Monkeypox 2...
kneel to how good this fucking season is holy shit
Is it considered a sin to commit suicide in street shitter religion? After this show I don't know how wifi is going to resist.
>>205063552For the jeet to embarass himself while giving him main character syndrome
I haven’t watched a reality show since the first season of Survivor, is this level of scripting and overproduction common? Do they not find it weird how much is scripted?
>>205063599Nigga if you can't write something retarded like that in an hour you're never gonna make it. it's just troll shit
break the chair! break the chair!
>>205063604he's a top, bitch
>>205063621I would immediately leave
PLEASE pretend to forget that he's in there
whats the latest version of the fishtank schizopost
2 alphas interacting
>PRADICAMENT SAR
>if candy should be my downfall, god i hope it’s sweet
>>205063578please tell me this is true, this season is fucking boring and I’m sick of “scenes”
Prepare for an hour if this.
>>205063638they think its a real reality show on hulu this time. gaslit and allthey are going along with it as most hollywood wannabe stars would for fame
he didnt know the word predicament??
>>205063650Then say the old rich guys are hollywood producers that are anonymous and that all the racist, perverted, or fucked up TTS is a test to see how well they can act or stay in character.
this is going to be a brutal watch
they are kicking him out for sure right?
>>205063638Survivor is scripted as fuck
This script is amazing.
>damn something is bout to happenin
are these normal sized bazongas on a skinny girl?
>>205063580you don't get it...this is his MOMENT.... his one CHANCE
Qrd on the events today since the morning when WiFi was passive-aggressive and ignoring Luke? I went to sleep around then.
This is a great way of solving the friendtank problem. Direct the contestants' behavior until they hate each other then let it ride.
>>205063437I know :( it sucks because the fish aren’t able to feed off his hyper active energy right now
>>205063661its day 3, let them cook. they cant start torturing them too soon
reminder that if you werent here for fishtank 2.7 bitchtank you need to sit in the back of the den while the ogs get front seats to this spectacle
>i do have shadesHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
copy
>>205063648stds can still spread that way
>Jeet actually brought shadesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Clearly a build up to yeet the jeet>Same is repeating s1 first boot of the autist minoritykek it's like pottery
>>205063689they're not big at all
>>205063661That was a joke because it’s written by ChatGPT
>>205063570stfu reddit jimmy
>5 white roasties >no ABG to make them all seethe
>let's just try for one takelmao
>>205063655kek
>>205063641>make itdo you think im trying to be a fucking writer or something? and why would they bother lying about this being a chatgpt prompt? you people are genuinely fucking retarded
>>205063683on the basis of him fucking up this monologue yeah
>>205063689she's got b cups in a pushup bra relax
>>205063677Not believable at all.
>womens sunglasses
>>205063581joe rogan?
>>205063638Every big reality show you've ever seen has been scripted
>>205063689they look fake
SIMBOL SPEECHhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1J0UAEzkRNa8offJVcaipDRBUWhTKZPMT47IPokznCkA/edit?usp=sharing
>>205063688>Once the Don turns, it's all over.
>>205063703he cruises on prep
Why do those Sam Marky pics exist? He took them, did he share them too? It's like he wanted to be known for it
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J0UAEzkRNa8offJVcaipDRBUWhTKZPMT47IPokznCkA/edit?usp=sharingSimbal's speech
>>205063588Kek, also witnessed.
when does /ourgirl/ get her breakout scene?
>>205063689Nice little perky tits I wonder what color her nips are
googe now has all you ip addresses you morons
>looks like someone finally came out of their cave!
>>205063693nothing really, jeet is annoying so everyone chilled out on luke. binx is playing both sides
This is going to be brutal
>>205063683yepBYE BYE
>>205063638real reality shows roll with the narratives that come up more naturally but it's not that far off and these retards are desperate enough to believe it. but they do have a bit of suspicion
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
>>205063689Small with push up bra
Make the call Jet
>>205063620but she has one of THOSE faces.
I'm already second hand embarrassed
>>205063638no, very rare, all the other reality shows are genuine and unscripted 100% real
>AN AUTIST
too cringe can't watch
NO FUCKING WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>205063638They specifically cast people who are fame hungry and a little weird so that they’re more likely to fall for it and not leave.
>here i stand>AN AUTIST
SAAARSWE ARE SO BACK
cringekino.
HAD TO GO DO SOMETHING RIGHT WHEN SAM GOT THERE, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>>205063400QRD on the day's events. I clocked off after the jeet meltdown in the confessional when he saw Luke was forgiven.
>>205063707I unironically dont want him yeeted. I want him to listen to indian sfw and tts for weeks
some things are too cringey for me to watch even if funnymuted
jesus
>the stage leak was real
oh my god
bravo
my heart would be pounding if I was cymbal right now
>>205063743how considerate
HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW
Lettybreeder here. Just got my reservation confirmed, and I got my ESTA approved.Gonna start packing in a couple of days, any fun suggestions on stuff to bring her?
Kino
>me right now
Holy shit lmfao
HOLY KINORAMJET STOCKS GOING UP
im cringing too hard. i can't watch.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy fucking kek
PURE CRINGEKINO
this is so goodim a simbal sympathizer now
jesus christ im turning this off
>>205063762They really need to play it safe so it doesn't get fucked up after only a few days
Holy fuck this is a kino speech for Fishtank
>>205063793kek
>>205063689push up bra ya dunce
ve de unvitting actaars
this is a indian ted talk
>>205063785jeet going home
>>205063785Jeet is breaking bad
>un-uh-dul-ter-rated
i cant fucking breathe
Why did Sam keep Vance around?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205063720>nu-gen MDE fans don't know the 3 hour long google hang out stories
this would have been much funnier if they took the script away from him and made him recite it from memory
>their faces when they're not allowed to laugh or he has to do another take
>THE IRONY
he's doing good
this is 100% some mass shooter manifestso which one
>>205063797He thinks this is going out on Hulu to millions.
What the fuck lmaoooo
Simbal is the key to Xaviers return but you didn't hear it from me-Anonymous
>>205063785They're humiliating the jeet more
>sam hyde gave him a script for the MGS2 endingbased
His delivery is actually good
>>205063841he comes up with all the bits
>Pajeet Speechmfw
kek lukes face. he is the only one enjoying this
>>205063787They're gonna filter the racist TTS anyways so have fun
>>205063785I AM COMPUTER
i can't fucking watch this, my asshole is puckering.
>>205063746>>205063740what the fuck is the meaning behind all this poetic bullshit lmao
ive watched mde for like i dont even know how long, over a decade, and this has easily been one of the funniest bits ever. i cant believe this is happening right now
>>205063821this. i certainly sympathize more, i knew he’d be good for something.
>>205063841he cried
Anyone else getting satanic vibes from this?
damn jeet is actually kinda killing it
>>205063785bollywood kino
>>205063745Literally no one cares except fat jealous loser /x/ skitzos.16 is legal he quite literally did nothing wrong.
PURE WOKSTAR SAAR
I CANT TAKE THIS AHHHHH
>>205063845they should have spent some of the budget on an autocue
Simbal's power revealed
>>205063714youre literally watching reddit. kys
>>205063876it's chatGPT
Where in God's name did they get this from? Is this another Simmons thing?
How does he talk so good?
How is he talking so good
>>205063638>this level of scripting and overproduction commonare you an idiot? It's even worse on the mainstream shows
>>205063853The guy who shot and killed 10 black people in that Buffalo supermarket.
this is just like T-Series
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J0UAEzkRNa8offJVcaipDRBUWhTKZPMT47IPokznCkA/edit?usp=sharingif anyo
>>205063841Vance has a lot of loyalty and heart
>>205063872im waiting for him to break lol
>>205063879Its pretty fucking crazy the same guy can keep delivering transformative work
>>205063867pronunciation, not so much
>>205063899wtf is this real sirs????
>>205063885Kek
>>205063892I read that as autotune
That's how you carve a pumpkin, man.
My dick just turned into a vagina
cinematography
>>205063864it's actually not too bad really
>>205063903Xavier or ChatGPT>Verification not required
lel
>revelantKEK
>>205063856HOLY SHIT XAVIER IS COMING IN COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN
>>205063879Can you please use proper grammar when you post.
Post the script
>this duu sound crazy damn
hi mike
kek hes getting into it
Just got here. Who wrote what the indian man is reading aloud?
>>205063906>>205063905he's a "professional" ""actor""
>speech ends>tts sound effect>HELLO SIR I AM INDIANwould it be kino?
>An autistI assume the line is actually artist
It's almost Sissy Simmons 2
>>205063913are you okay did you died
they should've told him to do any of Hitler's speeches adapted to 2024
>>205063921>Damn man, that's crazy
>>205063873I mean if they want TTS to make no money then so be it
TTS COMPUTER INTERRUPT HIM PLEASE
>>205063633jeets don't really feel shame or remorse it's just not part of their culture
artist guys?
HERE I AM, THE AUTIST
>>205063903probably chatgpt. they used chatgpt to write the contestant bios and some scripts season 2.
SAVE YOUR SOUL TURN OFF THE STREAM
>So here I am, an autistIndeed
Autenti City
>>205063948no can you suck my toes? faggot
chatgpt saars
He's actually kind of killing it
>>205063954chat gee pee tee
>yo das crazy...
OH HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING ARTIST HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ngl, he actually has stage presence. Still cringeworthy but he isnt bad at the monologue
>>205063963no im f
>>205063899damn these are so good lmao
....yeah
HERE I AMAN AUTIST
i will never be this cool
that's a good written speech and delivery
He’s gonna be in blockbuster films within 5 years for sure
Prediction:They're kicking him out, Simmons style
>what's this foo sayin?
>>205063989he can literally barely read
>>205063913hi jan
he’s so fucking cool
don't worry guys, Simmons will work around it in post
memorize this if you are an autist guy
>like many other persons
>>205063994roman nose
Jet is a retard if he goes back to casting fans after this.
i haven't understood i single sentence. im such a brainlet
>liminal space
>>205063956
>can we get a second take, please?
This is fucking insane
>>205063697Powerful Claire T-pose
MY NAME IS SIMBAL KARMA
>>205064015but his delivery is good
Do not redeem, you bloody bastard bitch,Step back from that code, don't make the switch.Please fucking help me, Sarr, I swear,I’m at my wit’s end, beyond all care.Fond of the streets, my earthy throne,I leave my mark, my scent well known.Step lightly, Sarr, heed what I say—That Google card’s not yours today.
>>205063995im like 99% sure the first time he said it was actually written as autist
>>205063901its written by Xavier you fucking retard
The next Tom Cruise?
standing ovation upcoming
“What’s the fun without dysfunction?” My current predicament brings me no peace, and yet I find myself enthralled in fighting a battle which to most would seem insurmountable. The universe has bestowed upon me what many would consider a killing blow, but when faced with the threat of this communal sword, I can only smile and refuse to waver.This is my story, and I would rather be washed away in the sands of time than capitulate to the pressures of momentary thrills. If fame really is fickle, why do we fight so hard to achieve it? But for as many grains of sand that allow this ocean of life to wash them away, there remain some that burrow themselves deep into the earth, unrelenting in their pursuit to remain grounded. Know this; I will not falter. I will not hide. And when the ocean comes for me, I will remain steadfast - should I drown in my attempt to surf, look upon my endeavor fondly, and know my last breaths were not spent grimacing. For it’s the chase I’m chasing.Share this moment with me, we’re in this together, yet so far apart. If candy should be my downfall.. God, I hope it’s sweet.
>>205064011Why the fuck does she look so good
>>205064050reddit post
>in-shure-mountable
>>205064047>Why did you redeem sar
>>205064030its essentially the thesis for fishtank
hes doing pretty good honestly
The fucked up thing is... He thinks he's so badass right now
>>205064048Ah, the fleeting embrace of fame, a spectral dance with shadows cast by the digital pyre of social media. Here I stand, an artist, once cloaked in the obscurity of my craft, now thrust into the blinding light of public adoration and scrutiny—a modern-day Icarus, but with a smartphone instead of wings.Nope
>>205064050It's chatgpt, they're introducing computer
i went to take a shit and hes still fucking going
>>205064044Yeah he's doing well considering his pre-pre-pre....dicament
>>205064011Why kick out the dude causing conflict
>>205064047he looks like he reviews android phones on youtube shorts
>They're going to make him do multiple retakes
>>205063989He's an "actor" as in that's what he wants to be. He's been doing this kind of shit a lot in his life.
>>205064011My prediction is that Sam is going to make him do it again.
>>205063899SMAACK NOOOO
erm, we're gonna need you to do a retake
>>205064047>>205064056the bitrate can't handle his swagger
sam hydes fish lips wrapped around burts bbc
>>205064070most fucked up thing ive seen on fishtank
>>205064037>>205063697>fishtank 2.7 bitchtankThis was made for losers, not "OG's"
>that one awkward kid doing a presentation in frnot of the class
Pajeet an insider?
>>205063887If he photographed/recorded it, that's CPand she's naked in the pics lolalso 29 fucking a highschooler is some extreme loser shit
my life my rules
>The glasses unironically made him look significantly better You DO have designer sunglasses, RIGHT /ftl/?
>cuhh tweakin damn
>>205064090those DSLs belong to me, sorry burt
>>205064072that makes it so much funnier actually lol
We unironically need a second take he can't read
>>205063989t. jeetshut the fuck up
BURT IS FLOORED BY THIS
NO REACTION LMAO
>>205064062apart from the eye letty is a 10
>>205064087i hope
>silence
>>205063969Half the TTS during 2.5 was stupid fucking "wild randy" shit so they'll probably be fine
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO ONE CLAPPED
>>205064068>10,000 people watching you act livei will never be this coolhe is doing a pretty good job considering
>please clapping
All the world's a street, and all the men and women merely pooers
LOOOOOL NO APPLAUSE FOR JEET
>no one clapped
thats some profound stuff.
How does he talk so good???
this is such a damning indictment of normies
>no applauseIts over
>no applause
>If candy should be my downfall - God, I hope it's sweet.
they should’ve made Ian do that
fine speech
i'm just gonna pretend i'm a fag from now on
>If candy should be my downfall...God, I hope it’s sweet.
>please clap
>>205064113>yo what's for dinner
>nobody clapped
really no claps lmao
please clap
>not even a single pity clapHoly shit
Holy fuck.
erm, lmao
I would've clapped
say sorry cracka
the don was moved
>complete silenceBRUTAL
>silence LMFAO IM DYING
>>205064149you dont have to anon
>>205064128well i didn't watch that dogshit, so
>>205064118fucking kek
I love how it just kept going and going and going. The rest of them are just gone.
kek, act like you are watching an obama speech or something
No clap? Sounds like Sam's words too...how has this been put together I'm just tuning in
AN OBAMA SPEECH
>>205064110yeah because they cover his face
this is written by xavier for sure, i use chatgpt for college every day and you would have to go really in depth with the promts to make it write in this style
he did the fucking pose
>Vance deep breath to stop from laughing
"like an obama speech"TOP KEK
That silence was more brutal than any of the vomit diaper contests. Holy shit.
>watch like you're watching an obama speech or somethinglaughed harder than the whole bit
They’re not allowed to clap for the camera saars
>>205064160>>205064155not even an ironic clap or cheer, this is so strange
>>205064046keeeeek
>>205064110If hiding your eyes improves your look, you do NOT have the mandate of heaven
THE PERFECT PAYTON
>like an Obama speech or somethingKEK
>>205063752orange
Maybe I just take Sam too seriously and I think your life is over at 30 but the way these girls act is fucking crazy for how old they are.
theyre not clapping because theyre afraid he'd have to reshoot
think about dead mom
>>205064118>plz clap
>lets get reaction shots from mizzy and payton>i didnt see any reaction>pretend you're watching an obama speechsam i kneel
i can't watch cringe kino, always feel like i'm the one delivering
>>205064206she needs to be dicked down
>>205064173did you really transcribe this shit lmao
mizzy is just the worst
>>205064180Cool
>>205064206she's from Tyler Texas lol thats near Tayleigh
>another reading
>>205064219i don't feel that cringy about this
payton and mizzi lookin so good
AGAIN
>>205063648Okay well he got it from someones ass and since it was an ass virus it went to his ass dumbass
BURT IS JUST STARING AT CYMBALL
>DO IT AGAIN
"We will not waver, we will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail until every terrorist is brought to justice."
>>205064125and the pits :/
>let's do another read through
>another read-through
>>205064206She's just perfect
Another read through lmaooooo
>>205064219PTSD?
>>205064218Ironically those are some excellent reaction shots
The ride never ends
>balcony readingkino
>>205064218I think these gals have a future in Hollywood.
its insane how none of them are realizing they are being made fun of
>againi wanna kill myself
Why do women let fags touch them?
>>205064228alexis is the worst imho.
KEKKKKKKKK
mizzy? more like mezzy (cuz shes latinx fat fat fat)
"an Obama speech or something"Libtards status: owned.
>>205064244He’s scared of Symbal after that speech
>>205064227i would do unspeakable things
>The show starts getting weird day 4sam blew it!@!!!!!
>>205064189ai detectors say its human written too>>205063913hi jet!
this is too far. this is too retarded.
>redo itKEK I KNEW IT
that was one of the most insane things i've ever seen
>Here I stand. An Autist.
>>205064248Those are hot you bitch I’d eat lettys pit hair like a goat eats grass
is it bad that i didn't find this cringe
Is the den ptz cam having bandwidth issues? I’m seeing more macroblocking than normal.
no budget for zipp this season? kek
>againAIIIEEEEEE
I kneel....
>eyedropsfucking dead
>another readok im leaving, this lame bit already went on way too long
>>205064238Yeah, since literally everyone is in on it, it sort of doesn't induce cringe for me.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A LEATHER JACKET
Mizzy looks a lot like my sister and I wanna fuck Mizzy and I feel weird about it
>>205064260This is just like citizen kane
Alex internally seething that Pajeet genes are going onto his jacket
Wear one of those epic leather jackets
Yeah I'm thinking that was intentional Xavierslop despite what the site notification said
>does anyone have a leather jacket This is fucking wild. I'm losing it.
>>205064163I watched a bit of her stream today, I thought /ftl/ was just being hyperbolic but this bitch comes from absolute poverty.Hitting a gravity bong and trying to find outlets that work to charge your vape in the corner of the living room of the place you "live at with your cousin" but then your cousin's mom comes out so it's really just you stay with your aunt Girls can be beautiful and still fuck up the advantage in life they have
>>205063697Bitchtank was trash, the only good parts were Letty effortlessly mogging these slags.
>>205064289>the hylic stare
>>205064301Most Indian post I've read all day
>>205064262what reaction are they supposed to have? stand up and protest?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH>in a leather jacketi hope there will be at least a third read
>>205064289Kitty Mizzy!
>>205064320it's been a while. I want to fuck all of them.
>>205064118keegan kino
>>205064289i want her to look at me like that
this is art
THIS IS BORDERLINE CRUEL
>>205064272It's also clever considering they're millennial that would actually remember Obama's presidency. Sam I kneel
>>205064206endorse endorse endorse
Do any of these losers get eliminated tonight
>>205064289post her fat fucking ass
>>205064323once the drakkar noir soaks into the liner it's over
>sharing eyedropsPINK EYE TANK
>>205064314>bitit went over your head
>giving alex eyedrops to make it look like hes cryingthis is so fuckin good
I missed the last hour. Right before they started filming. What are they actually 'filming'?
>>205064328Definitely Xavier written lol
>>205064289Sexo
>Den PTZ is 30 seconds behind
>>205064309>Season 1 house </3
whoever is operating the PTZ today is doing a better job
I fucking love this
>>205064289what a dumb horse faced empty headed whore
>>205064218>sam i kneelwasn't even funny. take sam's dick out of your mouth
>>205064227I hate this disgusting whore so much
when does airsoft fatty show up
do they think people are pissing themselves laughing watching this
>>205064227>>205064289hot i want to kiss her
>i was about to cry i was trying not to cry
>>205064328that shit is not reliable anon
>>205064118>>205064217>>205064345it was a different era
>>205064359You don’t touch the dropper to your eye you mongrel
>>205064336Any indication that they are being played at all
>>205064378take obama's out of yours
i'm worried our boys don't have the patience for this
>we need alexis and alex tears
>>205063476Wouldn't be surprised. He's endured more than any other contestant so far and has handled it surprisingly well.
>LIKE A LION SAAR
>>205064302s1 and 2 had pretty bad secondhand embarrassment moments but didn't really feel that here either
vance cried
>>205064373
>if anyone's crying just say vanceoh my god
>>205064314Holy retard alert. This is fishtank kino and you can’t even wrap your tiny brain around it
the accuracy is insane
>>205064358An irresistible mix of Abercrombie Fierce and Drakkar Noir
>if anybody starts crying just say VANCE
>>205064382It's about being so unfunny it loops back around to being funny. Autist guys remember this
Tuned out for five hours.>people love Luke again?
>>205064382i am, you're literally too dumb to see how fucking insane this is
>>205064365symbal delivering a chat gpt speech for some reason
Trying to make sense of what the actual fuck they just witnessed
>if anyone starts crying just say vanceHe wept
It's legitimately twice as funny the second time
>VANCE>CRIED
AN AUTIST
LOOK AT THE DONLOOK AT THE AUTIST
>>205064410holy shit lmfao
This is tv guys
>scrutinity
>HERE I STAND, AN AUTIST
BEING LOUD MAKES YOU A GOOD ACTOR. LOUDER LOUDER LOUDER.
>>205064410Lol didn't get it at first
oh shit, he getting into it now
HERE I STANDAN AUTIST
>>205063841Sam's cocksleeve
HERE I STAND, AN AUTIST!
Okay I’m loving this slow burn shit now.
>>205064417Is S3 really that good I just got here
>>205064397i don't think i do either
>A SCRUTINITY
>Just say Vance so he can come with the camera
they need a fake crier
>the den ptz of just his legsFucking hell jet
>>205064118*bad to the bone riff*
Pub-LICK adoritcion
>making paypay crythis show is satanic
>>205064406i rarely get second hand embarrassment but i physicaly cant watch this its too painful
Vance wept.
>>205064417Waiting for MGRtank then.
Did Jan write this speech?
i mean they all see the script wtf are they supposed to think of this?
>>205064451Legitimately yes
they love it
HERE I STAND. AN AUTIST.
This has genuine artistic merit
>>205064410lmfao i finally get it.
>>205064417MGS2 is good though.
>>205064381EXECUTIVEPRODUCER
>>205064373Are PTZ not automated? They are looking for movement and sound
>Scru-tin-ity
>>205064410lol
>>205064417more like THIS
KNEEL
>They woke me up for this?
a bit louder, simbal
Does anyone have the Jet image that says "Another shit day in my nigger life"
>>205063841He seems reliable I guess
>>205064417>Simple, down to earth, rough around the edges but full of soul>Unhinged and a favorite of contrarians >True kino, undisputed high water markYep, pretty accurate
>Luke trying hard not to laugh
>>205064381November 11. The day after the rice counting fishtank twist
>>205064438it's Theatre you pleb
>>205064417Holy shit
This is fucking great
this is andy kaufman levels of artistic comedy
>>205064451it overshadows 2 for sure
STANDING HEREAN AUTIST
>>205064417never played pls explain
IANS FACE LMAO
>>205063841oribiter loser that cant leave because his reputation is destroyed from being associated with him. like all his other employees.
is director cam fucked? why are so many watching it? it's just frozen for me
>>205064425They have no idea what this has to do with reality tv hahahaha
>>205064477hydian. neptune cant compete.
yeah, I just wanna sleep man
aspiring artists? start taking notes
>>205064461consume
>>205064463Mizzy's face ahahahaThis season is gold
>>205064493>why he up there man
I just got a weird blue/black orb move acorss my screen. Is this some 4chan schizo tripper or am I crazy? Oh wait, bad question to ask, everyone will say it's just schizo, but I'm not. Anyone else get this?
>>205064410can't believe i overlooked it
>>205064464no way in hell this beats post-simmons karaoke or the post-reveal fanboy party
ian not yet were not supposed to cry
>>205064382yes, i am genuinely crying
Luke trying so hard not to laugh
>>205064417Fishtank season 5 will be a misunderstood masterpiece just like V then.
>sam gesturing like a conductorok this shit is hilarious
tf this nigga doin?
>>205064527kek
a third take?
luke trying not to lose his shit lmao
that labyrinth FUCKING BEAST
"Oh, the irony, the sheer irony of it all!" sounds like Xavier.
this is fiiiiire fr fr 1000
>>205064513The participants and audience didn't know Kaufman was doing a bit - which was the funny part.
>>205064451strap in, tts is coming on today
I CAN'T, THE CRINGE, THEY'RE GONNA KNOW
Ian has become the couch
Live Ian reaction?
Sam is the worst part of Clairetank, and it's not even close.
keep it together luke
>>205064352No one was old enough to vote except Alex. The youngest people able to vote would be 33-34 now.
>simbal, could you do it happier, and with your mouth more open?
Luke is chewing on his fucking tongue right now hahahah
>>205064481shut up, retard
>>205064484no it is panning and zooming on peoples faces who are sitting still saying nothing
>>205064410kek
I just know Jet is seething because he's not allowed to participate and that's ok with me.
turn your head more ian
>>205064410>>205064478explain please
>>205064521Same for me. Go on the official fishtank YouTube channel. Also stuttering occasionally tho
>>205064451kinda, yeaht. non-paypig
>>205064417mgs2 is the best so its just falt out wrong
THEY ARE GOING TO GET SIMBAL KILLED
Luke looking to God for guidance and finding none.
thanks for the kino Jan
Payton wept
but ACH!!
>>205064524Truest morguebro.
>>205064552This is showbiz baby, be professional
>>205064564kek
>>205064493ian please turn your neck a little more
this shit is 100% frying alex's mind
This is the greatest thing I've ever fucking seen
god his cadence and rhythm is fucking atricious
>>205064548read the .doc script that they posted here and tell me xaviers voice doesnt immediately pop up in your head
Any other artist guys in the thread? What's a our status?
Here I stand... an autist.
>>205064557POST CLAIRE TITS NOW
>>205064563>you need to be able to vote to be political Lmao
Damn, man, this shit crazy
>>205064417Is this just a speech from the Patriots or whatever in MGS2? It's been awhile
it's insane how every single person in that room is able to hold it together enough to not burst out laughing. i would crack like a glowstick
>>205064578vance cried is a meme
HOW ARE NONE OF THEM LAUGHING
>>205064583That'd be MSG3, then 1
>>205064382I’m laffin
>cam on Vancebrilliant job
this is fucking insane
What was the justification for picking Wifi Signal to read? I missed that. Also what is he reading, where does that bullshit come from? Is it just chatGPT bullshit
There is no way they don't think they are being fucked with after this.
This is such a bad reading. It sounds like a poorly-executed Ted Talk.
>>205064333You are such a fag.
is Xavier a bong?
Is this helping or harming jeet's standing in the house?
>>205064615They're dying inside.
MY LIFEMY RULESMY STYLEMY ATTITUDE
>>205064612it's chatGPT
>>205064578Vance wept anon
the zooms on ian are so fucking funny
>>205064615It isn't funny. It's boring.
>>205064609I was 13-14. I remember it, but i didn't really care.
Signal is really starting to feel this
>>205064578in Summer's basement rape accusation she said Vance was crying in the cornereveryone started posting VANCE WEPT
>>205064583The memory of MGS2 is better than actually playing it, much like the season 2 screenshots are better than when we watched it live.
>>205064615if they laugh he starts from the top
Payton Probone!
>>205064625Because he pronounces artist "autist"
What can shows jeet
>>205064563Eh? Didn't Obama run for election in 2012? That would be 30
>>205064625they gassed him up as a great actor and gave him the role of an antagonistic character
>>205064615they are so embarrassed for him but luke is holding it back hard
>>205064382I’ve been laughing so much I have a headache.
It’s slowly creeping in they are all being trolled.
>>205064578vance was raped
Xavier wrote this lol
what is the in-universe explanation for why cymbal is giving this speech?
>>205064627>thinking that is what will break them The TTS being turned on is what will finally seal the deal that this show isn't remotely what they had in mind.
>>205064637i think its helping but I really dont know. i kind of like it
>>205063400Why isn't bex in s3? I miss bex.
>>205064648He has been injected with so much false confidence.
>>205064583correct>>2050646183 is a boring pile of shit
>>205064579thanks, but actualyl it finally started up for me, i just left it on director cam for a while then it started
Mizzy is really fucking this all up
who the fuck names their child cimbal
>>205064639YOU LOVE MEOR HATE MEI DONT CAER
>>205064645This is why he needs to stay
=====Wet Pussy Check=====>PaytonSOAKED>BinxSOAKED>MizzyDRIPPING
>>205064654its pronebone
>>205064451Its good eat'n
>>205064625he is the most hated in the house and they're giving him a villain monologue and leather jacket and sunglasses
>>205064627nope
>WHATS THE FUN WITHOUT DYSFUNCTION, HUUUUUH?
>>205064612hitler + mgs + chatgpt
>>205064578Jet and Sam raped multiple people while Vance watched and wept.
There is no way they havent all realised this is a joke at their expense now, they all walk out tommorow?
IN-SHUR-MOUNTABLE
>Looking for a ministrel
>Script clearly just says Simbal>He added in his last nameREDO NOW
>>20506465708, you retarded zoomer
LOUDER
>>205064666by burt
>>205064627they will all go "woah wtf that was so weird uhhhh woah anyway lets bitch about candy for 5 hours"
>>205064422>it’s le heckin’ random XDgo back to /bb/
WHAT'S DA FUN WITHOUT DSYFUNCTION? AH?
>>205064671She couldn't control herself around Burt
>>205064662This. Good way to introduce it. We are still far away from TTS/SFX
>>205064677people that don't understand that shit goes in the toilet
>>205064417JEETS working OT
>>205064697They want to believe it's real
How did this season already mog S2?
he can't pronounce capitulate KEK
"can you answer that? huh?"he's actually improvising holy shit
BOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>205064637absolutely harming. They are establishing an annoying character that monologues, if they dont boot him off, they might have to endure more of this in the future
He's putting his heart into this, I kind of respect it
>>205064578vance wepthow new are you
>>205064697You overestimate normies
>>205064673Can you faggots go whine about little kid shit somewhere else
>Xavier writing a speech for a jeetKino
Director cam operator needs to neck
>>205064632>NOOOOOOO MY LITERAL SLOP, MUH PARASOCIAL WIVES Bitchtank was the low point of the series, deal with it.
>>205064720no chudgang
when did jet say luke was the plant. and are you telling me jet appeared on camera just to ruin the bit? i mean its obvious as a viewer but why say it.
>he’s screamingKINO KINO KINO KINO KINO HOLY FUCK KINO
>>205064697Yeah, I don't get why you'd blow your load so early, intentionally and flagrantly too.
I WILL NOT REDEEM
>Burt yawning
>>205064704reelection in 2012 retard.
>>205064615it is just boring
>WHATS THE FUN WITHOUT DISFUNCTION!So good lmao
JET ZOOM IN ON IAN MORE
>>205064657It wasn't like 2008.
thats it my reading my bible (not religious but interested in the subject)
the adlibbing kills me
>>205064704Oh sorry I forgot he was only a one-term president
>>2050645171) experimental, rough around the edges but revolutionary2) the most controversial among the fanbase but others consider it the absolute best3) the magnum opus
>>205064723filtered
>>205064735just keep the cam on lukes face because hes the only one in the know
>not a line about redeeming something
>>205064697Even normal reality TV does stuff like this.
I fucking hope it’s sweet
HE'S POSSESSEDSATANICATANIC
this is not so bad, failed actor tier.
This feels never-ending.
>>205064697why would they leave?
Please clap.
Anyone else get chills?
>>205063400>Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hiddenJust got home from work, I knew this was the case, but how was it confirmed?
>Dead silencekills me.
>>205064720by not having fans as fish
Just woke up QRD on the last 6 hours?
>Cursed at the endREDO
>>205064754kjv?
>>205064697bert, symbal, alexis, lebron and alex are completely buying it.
messed up the last linedont add your own shit to it, jeet
>God................ I FUCKIN hope its sweet.
kino
This was 100% made by Jan with of course an Xavier flair, he's long stood against people being consumed by social media and being glued to their phones.
>>205064731fuck I hope they call in Xavier for Halloween
Kinooooo
>>205064361>>205064414I get its some meta commentary but it's too boring to do 2 takes and its blowing the whole tv show gimmick
>>205064751Stfu
>this is unreal right nowkek
sam needs to make him redo it at least 2 more times
>>205064762reading chatgpt speeches is boring. beating a dead horse at this point.
>>205064780Confessional
>>205064780him and jet made it clear in confessional
>>205064657LOL!
>>205064772thats exactly what he is so it makes sense
>>205064788of course
>>205064780In confessional last night iirc
the fishtank cinematic universe peaked with clairetank
>>205064697they are all literal losers that applied for an acting job, this is what they applied for
>>205064780He talked to him in confessional like last night or early this morning. He said something like "the audience knows you're the plant, obviously".
>>205064789everyone is except for luke. the other ones are just bored.
>>205064803no it's not
>I think we found a way to end episode 2Might’ve been too much but we’ll see
>>205064786there was a lot of talking
>not throwing the papers at the audienceFucking retarded Indian
>did he add the "fucking" saar?
bake
>>205064773its insane. It's like an illusion. Feels like its ending 8 times before it actually does.
MIZZY CRIED
I want to see them react to learning its all fake but I dont want the whole ignorance bliss to go away
Make him do again but this time with a hat.
>>205064818You weigh 300lbs
Mizzy is such a good actress. She should be in Hollywood.
bros its only 6pm in america, the yapping after this will be kino for hours
>>205064723JJJJJJJ |||||||is that more your style of humor?
>>205064803>still not getting it
>>205064806ITS ABOUT TO GET UNREALER
ONE MORE READONE MORE READONE MORE READ
they all have to know its bullshit by now. this is too far. this is so fucking retarded
Mizzy moved to tears
>>205064818She had like three fans at most, couldn't even survive the rose/paypig challenge.
>>205064845nice i lost weight :-P
Alright, let's movie it on now, yeah?
>>205064831YES SAAR HE BLOODY FUCKED IT UP
Lol kill mizzy
>>205064410I'm lost. not a consist viewer.
>>205064844how did you call it
>>205064697most reality shows do crazy shit like this so normies will believe it
>>205064815some of the best prose out there
>>205064780watch the latest fishtank digest, there's a clip of it in there. basically jet brought him into the confessional and told him "the audience knows you're the plant."
>>205064796Would not fit the theme to bring him in. Having jan do shit like write monologues behind the scenes is the perfect way to include him this season
do you have to be an artist guy to memorize this?
imagine getting filtered by this
That was like eating glass
>>205064858seriously
>>205064858this is literally what they want to do for their job
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIING
ENCORE
>>205064808they're making an absolute fool out of these guys. >I'm about to cry so if you want to get that on cameraYou are a fuckign retard. It's literally the logical conclusion of everything MDE has ever done. It's genius.
I honestly dont believe these guys will handle TTS well
>>205064858They probably just think production is giving Simbal a bad edit, it happens.
>>205064840Gotta go at least another week or two before they really lean into Hellhouse. Time commitment and surviving elimations is the only thing that'll keep them from wanting to fly home. S2 fish dropped like flies in the first two weeks
>>205064858Everyone there is a retard
im gonna laugh so fuckin hard when this bit is over they dont talk about how fuckin ridiculous it all was
they're being a little too on-the-nose.they're gonna catch on too quick. unless we're just jumping straight into fishtank after this.
I assume if they continue the bit where they show the fish their own show he will be cut from it again
when does a reality show blatantly have a script?
>>205064822And then what? Did he give him any objectives?
>>205064845if love for claire could be counted in lbs then maybe
I hope they actually do edit this with stirring music and reactions spliced in
BAKE ALREADY NIGGERS
new>>205064905>>205064905>>205064905
>they actually expect them to believe a Hulu show is being produced by a team of like four peoplethey need random ass production assistants to show up on a daily basis talking about random production bullshit to keep up the facade
Is anyone baking?
>>205064720s1 easily, s2 not yet
>>205064683TIL I have dyslexia
>>205064906Really nigga?
>>205064892Same, the women definitely will not be able to handle it. Smaack is leaving the second they let anything remotely offensive through.
>WHAT?lmao
what did sam just grab from binx?
god i hope this shit doesn't break the illusion for the contestants, the wiggers are pushing it
>>205064865how much?
>>205064890Her saying that was insane. It gave me chills as to how fake normies are.
>alex didn't want the jeet stinking up his jacket
>>205064906>he doesn't know
>>205064858these are normies, don't forget they have a extreme tolerance for bullshit
>>205064663>did you write that?
Alex is thinking>fuck my jacket is gonna stink
Sam goading Alex with the leather jacket
stole alex's jacket lmfao
>>205064949Who would?
>>205064892too bad we need it
>>205064906like all the time lol. Big brother the closest thing to what this is right now abandons whole plotlines and the reality of cast opinions in favor of their narratives.
>>205064890It's not making a fool out of them if they, the audience, the rest of the participants and the crew know it is a put on..it's that whole I was just pretending to be retarded meme all over again
>>205064906christ man
>>205064949I don't blame him
To be fair that is a nice jacket
Mizzy has zero awareness
>>205063516just reinstall reddit dude
>>205064871joke from season 1
>>205064906that's not even the issue, they just laid the bit on way too thick
what did Alex want so bad from his jacket?
>>205064906show about getting famous likely has a bit where they try reading from a script
>>205065027she is by far the most retarded person here
Sam is making this too weird too quickly, he'll be the one to ruin the bit.
>>205065051heroin
>>205065051He probably wanted to make sure there wasn't any candy or other personal belongings
>>205064739Luke was in the confessional room after he shoved Simbal, Jet is telling him not to be physical and then says something like "by now the audience has figured out you're the plant so chill" or something like that
burts pissed he couldve used that time to goonmaxx
jeet gonna rock that jacket?
>>205065072Nah, Smaack is dumber.
>>205065076yeah sams character is already so ridiculous, just the way he talks and his demeanour he's obviously not the type of guy to dress like that.
>>205064890>its geniusrecycled bullshit is genius to you then you are profoundly retarded. die a little bit. also based on what you said you are a literal normie.
Dangerous game, gassing up Indians like this
>>205065076so true, if i was him i'd be so much better!
Did they actually fall for Simble's charm?
Are Burt and Alex already burnt out?
>>205065134Nahh she's just ditzy, Mizzy is a straight up brainlet she couldn't even spell WEDNESDAY
>>205065148getting this emotionally upset over nothing is symptom of low IQ and a very unhealthy lifesyle anon.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time we hear that speech
Ian trying to sleep but these hyenas will not shut up.
>>205065148You don’t get it. It’s comedy from reality. It’s satire dying and being reborn. It’s those old /v/ memes about what games would become compared to what games are really like now. It’s kino
Elimination whenmy tism impatience is flaring
>>205065214"simbal the footage corrupted we need you to do it again"
>>205064858Seriously, in no reality show ever has a contestant just read a 2 page poem of complete nonsenseThese contestants are truly braindead, there's only like 5 staff members too lol
>>205064858this post brought to you buy someone with 105 IQ
>>205063400https://youtu.be/erVSAca6rrw?t=192He's back!
>>205064424IDK, some parts felt too specifically on point. It was a speech at once highly ironic for Sym...wifi, and most parts also referencing fish tank and Sam Hyde(s career) at the same time. Of course you could always make most of it with ChatGPT and then edit it accordingly.
