Hands on a fat body edition/ftl/ News• Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hidden• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins and shoved Simbal, now they want him gone• Alex was previously arrested on a heroin charge and is 37• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the bottom of the totem pole• Elimination challenge: Person with the most candy has immunity, then a vote will take place• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08 >fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj >Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE >Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205072369
gay people are pretty disgusting
TURN ON COMPUTER
Trisha's humongous ass meat.
give smack some of the ADHD pills fuck
STOP THE COUNT
So this is how Fishtank dies...
what's with the car? did they rent a car to "give away"?
I don't know how Ian weighs like 135lb or some shit.. I'm 6'2" and weigh 225lb and I'm thin as fuck
GOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN
>bringing in fatty before starting the computer bit>bringing in fatty at all
>>205073595no shut up faggot
Ted is in danger
The king is here.I pray that he's the 'producer' they were talking about yesterday.
What are we waiting for
I FUCKING KNEW WE WOULD GET FATTY AS THE EXEC PRODUCERMR BIG IS IN
Thanks TCL
DON'T YOU FUCKING RUIN THIS JETSEND FATTY BACK TO MICHIGAN
Payton is a cute.
>>205073599This stream was awesome
>>205073608Almost certainly
I’m hoping that cutting simbal out of the “social edit” and not having the contestants refer to him directly by name builds to production cyclically removing and bringing in new indian actors and having the contestants act like nothing’s changed
This is gay, QRD on anything after the Pajeet performance?
Added director mode to fishtank-viewer
>>205073588i'd much rather one of them leave rather than the jeet that is going a bad direction fast, just get rid of ted he's a such a pussy
Slow burn bros?
Part 2.
>>205073588It's fucking disgusting how much Burt talks about fucking men in the ass.
Fatty and alex gon be lit bruh
>>205073568Told you Binx was holding maejok on purpose. YOU ALL CALLED ME SKITZO FUCK UTheres a bunch of ai bots here denying it.
burt is fucking frothing for a piece of ted's twink body. insane.
>>205073595its gonna take a couple of hours to train
>when we get famous from the showkek
JET IF YOU READ THIS, DO NOT SEND IN FATTY. GIVE IT 2 MORE WEEKS.
Director mode:https://ft-hetzner.3045x.com/b65269ekvyvfkous/index.m3u8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDlKS5apdbY
>>205073595They should definitely turn on TTS before introducing Fatty. That needs another couple weeks.
>>205073568slow burn bros... its so over.
>>205073626Has he openly stated he's a fruit? Because he's definitely a fag.
>>205073608it's to sell the executive producer bit.
>>205073647Trust the plan - J
>WHEN we get famous from this show, not if
>Mizzy thinks she will be able to move to Los Angeles off the back of this shitshow
i cant confirm, but I hear LA is the place to be if youre in the entertainment industry
>>205073626is this nigga serious
ABORT MISSION, Jet, repeat, ABORT MISSION
THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU, effortlessly mogs this Goranian slop.
jet this is your warning, don't do it
>>205073612im 6'6 and feel fat at any weight over 220
>>205073617trust the plan or dont
>cast talking about moving to LA when they get famous from this show
Nick is the only one that could pull of the douche producer act. Fatty better not be the producer. It wouldn't even make sense a zoomer being a producer
GORAAAAANNNNNN
WE'RE ALL GOING TO PARTY IN LA
>14,186 viewersrecord for this season?this is why it's good to schedule events and make the audience anticipate things, the wiggers are bad at keeping a schedule but maybe they're improving
What are we doing Jet?
>>205073595Bro. Chill. Out.
>>205073680He has
mizzy is such a dipshit>whos moving to LA with me when we're all famous?
>>205073652you think girl pissing fetish porn is worse than burt's racial fetish porn?
>>205073668>hetznerAbuse report from Sam inbound
>>205073568Im going all in on the wiggers tonight, time to have some faith
>>205073658she's not a fan though, she said her friend was obsessed with it but she never watched it
>>205073568is it too late to get into this season?
BREAKING NEWS: BURT AND MIZZY ARE GOING TO BE ROOMMATES IN L.A. WHEN FISHTANK MAKES THEM FAMOUS
>>205073667give it 2 more years at least
>>205073648there's a primal lust in burt's eyes
TRUST THE PROCESS, YOU IMPATIENT FUCKS
Sex with Smaack the Snack
>When we get famous from this showNot the fame you want sweetie lmfao
>>205073652yeah, i love it.
>>205073679good, fuck them normies
14,000 on the site 2,000 on ppvland2,000 on youtubethe most i've seen this season
I would love nothing more than to be proven wrong, but I can't think of any reason to believe that this won't end in a complete disaster and tank the show
>>205073648This is like a scene from OZ
ANDREWACTIVATECOMPUTER
they won't bring Fatty in, it's a Halloween thing where he's gonna dress as Oogie boogielike S2 for Santa
>>205073720>is it too late to get into this season?it's just starting
>>205073680Basically someone asked and he said "well it's really more of a spectrum" so yes he's a fag
some of y’all be seethin fr no cap bruh
they might tayface when fatty walks in, this is a bad idea
>>205073616
Summer knew about Ian
>>205073672
>>205073718She's lying retard. There is no fish fan friend
They are 100% stuffing fatty in a suit right now
GOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
>>205073568>Fatty is here
>>205073702Even Chip would have done the trickI hope Jet is just fucking with us again
>>205073652>>205073729Put your name back on
>>205073720nah just watch recaps on YT its like 3 days in
>>205073652it's just watershe was just pretending to piss herself
>>205073672>Spots the camera and stares at the ceilingHoly shit
is smack gonna leave this show when the enwards and racist jokes start rolling out?
>>205073599
The show has 16k viewers right now , people really said it was gonna have like 2k or 3k in the pre season threads
>>205073728FUPA FAME
>thread thinks these braindead normies will see through fatties bullshithave you guys not noticed how utterly retarded they all are?
>>205073659He want that boy
>>205073758lol
>>205073595do fucking something. these people turn a simple thing into a fucking 2 hour event.
>>205073628>>205073657
GOON MATERIAL NOW
I'll be ok with this if they let Burt kill Fatty on camera.
>>205073753skibidi chan comment zruhvery ohio unschway
WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING FATTY'S THERE, WHERE IS HE?
JET DON'T FUCKING TORPEDO THIS SHOW FOR THAT FAT FAGGOT
fatty was the best part of season 1, he took the show to an extreme i never imaginedseason 2 was a different vibe and fatty didn't fit in with it, but i still believe he can bring back that s1 magic as long as we don't go down the friendtank route that s2 tried
>>205073652>>205073729Go back to /bant/, you dysgenic niggers
i really love this show i dont want it to be ruined :( please
>>205073761pretty sure its one of her discord mods, I saw some messages that imply its them
healthy numbers for day 4 first elimination
ha ha ha haaaaah
>>205073652>>205073780put your name back on
>bow on the carplease be a hand on the car challenge
Where are you getting fatty as exec? Yeah hes there but maybe he was in the area. Im coping and need evidence fatty = exec
>>205073733viewbots
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_casa_de_los_famososbinx was talking about this, retards
I love all these normies making plans to hang out after the show knowing it’s never going to happen.
>>205073727I've always wondered. Does anal work when it's a tiny dick against an ass like that?
>>205073754this photo makes me so happy chuck came back
I feel like the wiggers are gonna fuck this up. Pacing is by far their biggest issue. I feel like they’re about to do too much right now.
JETDO NOT BRING FATTY OUT YETHe is way too over the top and will ruin the illusion you all have carefully crafted thus far.
protect Binxlove Binxsnuggle Binxpaypig to Binx channelsubscribe to Binx twitch
>>205073817elim is tomorrow
>>205073750Praying for this. Fatty is not a good time.
i can only see this working if they prep them and say it's the executive producers son and he's a little crazy. and also nobody recognizes him.
this is the season JC should have been on -_-
>>205073804Shut up.
>>205073792he's a goblin. they will instantly start doubting this shit.
Don't fumble this production
post letty tits
>>205073761but we literally saw the discord messages of exactly what she said
>>205073821>please be a hand on the car challengeit's gonna be a hand on airsoftfatty challenge, as i alluded to in the OP
dude wiping the car?
>>205073568I smoked weed with Airsoftfatty years back when he lived in Battle Creek.
>>205073828why would it never happen? they all love each other
>>205073792they already suspect something's up, bringing fatty on significantly increases the risk of him fucking up and destroying the illusion
>>205073834the monologue was too far
I’m a noob whose never seen before why is fatty bad?
>>205073809it's fucking day 4
>>205073817they got the big brother boost
Dude Wipes sponsorship!
are those fucking dude wipes lmao
>>205073792have you not noticed fatty has never been able to convincingly lie to any retard on the show before?
>>205073826yeah, I posted some screencaps in the powtank threads
>>205073792even if he has a strong performance it will be due to a confluence of odd things altogether. If they want these people to stay on a racist chud show maybe the car will be offered as a carrot; with the bow and all
>>205073652>>205073729>>205073780>>205073806Go away pedophiles
No Chris No Chris No Chris
>>205073767>>205073770Once fatty is introduced, they have to start torturing these retardsOnly thing that can save the show once he enters
>>205073754nu-mde fans lmao
>>205073850Nah she was funnier on season 2, on this season she's just another boring normie
wow josie is so cute!!! i love bussy
>>205073824they said yesterday the executive producer was going to show up. fatty is the only one to show up. 2+2=4
>>205073865he gets annoying after a little while
GOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN
>>205073785Alexis and mizzy are more offended by the n word than smack is now.
>assuming they wont just tease him in before things spiral downtrustthe plan
>>205073865he's not
JET JUST RUIN THE SHOW AND MAKE EVERYONE LEAVE SO I CAN TURN THIS BORING SHIT OFF
Why do people think Airsoft Fatty is there? did he make a post?
>>205073733the average ishowspeed stream mogs fishtankfuck off you're nothing
SHENANIGANS IN THE GARAGE.
FATTY NEEDS TO BE THE PRODUCERS RICH SON NOT THE PRODUCER JIMMY FROM GTA AFTER MICHAEL MAKES MOVIES SHOULD BE HIS ROLE
SPONSORED BY DUDE WIPES LMAO
GOON MATERIAL PLAWSE
Just sell the "Put Chris Away" Toy.
>>205073879cat posters are the real child fuckers
>>205073834trust the plan, you said the same shit when they were saying they were gonna spill the beans on the show being Fishtank but they pulled out the Hulu trailer
>>205073858>Clean my car challenge
>>205073702The act doesn't matter all. The fish know the are on Fishtank. Just like season 1 and 2
>>205073858it's a sponsorship bit
THANK YOU DUDE WIPES!
>>205073804he came in I8 in the garage and scurried out the shot
Dude wipes thats a deep UFC cut
>>205073836This, he's too much of a fat loud retard, no one will buy him as a rich producer.
>>205073865He's the most obnoxious stupid and disgusting person on earth and will accidentally blab about fishtank
>>205073806No, but I'd fuck every single of her holes for hours, that's for sure.
>>205073865he’s not, he just doesn’t fit in what they’re currently doing right now because they think they’re on a hulu show called famous house not fishtank.
>>205073828bro normies actually do shit like this. s2 cast did
SPONSORED BY DUDE WIPES
>>205073904he was on yard cam getting out of the car
Smaack is safe guys. I just know it
>>205073804>>205072787
FAMOUS HOUSE SPONSORED BY DUDE WIPES
>>205073865He’s just a very extreme character who is too much for Day 4.
>>205073865he's not. he's high-iq kino. plebs can't recognize greatness.
>>205073908This is the only believable thing, saying it's the producer's son is smart if they must bring out fatty now.
How are you retards STILL crying about Betty in October 2024
>>205073834truth nuclear bomb, they get too antsy and want to make big moments without proper build up and execution.
They're literally listening to reddit lmao
where will burt take ted to fuck him? just the bathroom or somewhere more private? Penthouse bathroom is my guess
JET IF YOU'RE READING THIS TELL FATTY TO FUCK. OFF.HIS SCHTICK ISNT FUNNY, IT ONLY WORKS ON TERMINALLY ONLINE RETARDS. THEY BELEIVE THE HULU BIT, DO NOT RUIN EVERYTHING WITH THIS FAT FUCK THIS SEASON START HAS BEEN THE BEST BY FAR. Jet I swear to fuck if you ruin everything with this retarded fatty Hulu exec bit I'm done.
>>205073854
>>205073865people are being overdramaticthey think cuz he's not an actor he'll fuck up the fake show bit
>>205073920this is going to be simbal's send-off giftthank goodness, get him out.
>>205073865He overacts. You’ll see. He’s surprisingly knowledgeable but once he starts yapping he’s gonna give it away immediately. Production is gonna have him on a tight leash
>>205073865he is insanely annoying and whenever he's on the show just becomes The Fatty Show. repulsive beast. it was going so fucking well and now they're doing this as gay fan service for paypigs to clap and point at their screens at the kino cameo
>>205073920dudewipes sponsor
>>205073922top kek
>Dude WipesA little on the nose
>dude wipes on an i8Wasn't on my checklist for the day
tko just bought out fishtank holy shit
EVERYONE LOOK INTO THE CAMERA AND SAY "THANK YOU DUDE WIPES FOR THIS BRAND SPANKIN NEW BMW I8"
>>205073905Most of those viewers can't even drive yet
>>205073920My Dad unironically loves those.
>yeah so sorry sam i got arrested so i can't appear this season because of my probation conditions>can i stop working at k-mart
all these incel chuds scared of jet fucking up the show like it isnt already expected to happen
>>205073928no it isnt
>>205073865fat retard that can keep his mouth shut
>>205073821Luke is getting it and is leaving tonight. Its over.He never did his AI voice train
>>205073905who gives a shittheir viewers are literal children
>>205073893>jet at the controlsI kneel
>>205073947That was one guy, Betty.
Ted owes Burt sex
>>205073850How come they wearing trash bags for trousers
>>205073937FUCK. Season 3 ruined.
>>205073950these faggots wanted n word tts on day one
>>205073876there are powtank threads? lol
>>205073979it is tho, or am I thinking of Condom Depot
>where so cool that we rent a car for the showthis is turning to slop quicker then i thought
>>205073865he's too dumb to even understand the premise of this season, no way he could keep up the masquerade
>>205073904
>>205073865hes extremely entertaining and is like a main character at this point
>>205073916Kill yourself and stop projecting, Cryo
>>205073905go do your homework
>>205073624They need Nick to play the producer.
>>205073928they sponsor everything
>>205073652who?
>>205073865once you take him out you cant put him back in, all subtlety goes out of the window and you now have to watch a screeching fat autist all the time
>>205073950i hope every person in that image has a miserable life
>>205073974kek what did get get got for
whos actual car is that?
>>205073974He can do both, Ben could work on S2 and still do his shifts at Safeway.
>>205073976he fucked up other seasons but it was okay because they weren't good to begin with. this is an all time misplay.
>>205074000its not a deep cut
ill let it slide if fatty is the sponsor of dude wipes and presents the car to the fish. but no staying.
>>205073889Not proof enough
>>205073921these sponsorship bits are maybe my favourite part of this season. it adds a lot to the whole influencer competition thing and plants the seed that they can stop being wage slaves to shill lunchly on Instagram.so fucking clever and funny.
>>205073821You want all 12 of them in the yard where you can't hear anything they're saying for an extended period of time?
>>205073952Redditors demanded this and they listened
>fatty in a wig to send alex's feeder fetish into overdriveuh-oh
I really don't want fatty to be in this season at all. I think Hassle would be ok until Burt raped him, but no fatty.
>repeat the word you just said in a sing-songy waythis is by far my least favorite womanism
i love how director cam is always left on irrelevant garbage
>>205074004its so over
>>205074024Some random person on toro desu
>>205074004Look at him go!
Is that an actually expensive car or is it something that looks expensive but is like $80k?
>>205073953Imagine the taste
>>205073946It really isn't, everyone's seen this retard at least once in the past 8 years
My PC is burning holy shit, what a piece of work that site is
>>205074012Nick or Alex stein. NOT fatty
i think the internet has legitimately given people BPD, everyone is so emotional and volatile these days.
I need my fix. This season is seriously lacking some neggar jjjjjjjjjjjjjj circumflex circumflex. Imagine how glorious it will be echoing around the house
They should make a fatty challenge where the contestants have to tickle the baby until he has a meltdown
!
>>205073893that cam zoom to the black mic going in ted mouth and zooms in a burt.beautiful metaphor, i kneel jet
>bringing fatty on day 4 when you're not even remotely desperatewhat the fuck are they doing
>>205074004>magpul shirtthat's going to sell the bit even less
>>205073905cocomelon mogs speeds viewsnotice a pattern here?
>>205074026thanks man. are these recent or from before fishtank?
>>205074026Gyatt
Season 3 died tonight
>>20507404970k or so
>>205074037kek
>>205074024mine
>10pm and nothing has happenedWAKEY WAKEY WIGGERS
>>205073905It is impressive and he does mog fishtank its true but im watching fishtank and not speed so....
>>205073997so did the faggots here to be fair
Is Andrew about to ruin the season?
>>205074004kek, i love him
>>205074049150k
>>205074049It's like $50k lol
>>205074036left image off
jesus christ can we move it along already what is the fucking hold up
Not a bad price per day
Ian status?
>>205074026Did Mia get to suck on those?
TEDDY NOOOOO DON'T GO TO SLEEP
>Not using blood games fatty reaction images
>>205074032not proof, it's just not hard to put two and two together
>>205073568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mywxTIM-iPYOFFICIAL DUDEWIPES THEME
>>205074049They go for as low as ~$50k
does he have an eating disorder?
>>205074049its a rental apparently
>>205074026Any clips of her with a bbc?
70% chance Chris immediately says Fishtank
>>205074083New captcha just dropped
>>205073920I got those.
>>205074026she has nice tits
and people thought this season wouldn't have any rape
>>205074068theyre like 4-5 years old
Ted has passed away
Cvatik following every new female fish again...
>>205074004would have been way funnier if it was a shitbox with 120k miles with a nice bodykit and paintjob
aah geez dood we got no money please buy season pass
>>205074054what does it mean that this doesn't happen to me? is my friend's pc that good?
>>205073950Jet and Ben literally come here for ideas and that's a legitimate fact. This show does not exist without us, unironically.
>>205074084NoTrust
I missed the whole candy counting thing what happened
CHRIS POINTS CHALLENGE INCOMINGSO KINOOOO
>>205073950I said that yesterday. They are listening to reddit that stole "their" ideas from here.
WE NEED MORE LETTY NUDES IM DYING HERE
how long untill the the bald manchild gets fucked?
>>205074092Coaching fatty times 100 to not fuck this bit up
>>205074081ur a trooper
please rethink this Jet i swear to fucking god
>Simbal is eliminated>but before you go, come see your consolation prize >OH MY GOD SAAR>That's right, dude wipes>Gets in car and drives away
how do you think ian will react to fatty. i'm worried he might get upset.
>>205074091the worst type of fishtank fans
>>205074112homosexual
>>205074004fatty ran straight to the toilet. everyone is waiting for him to shit his guts out
DUDEWIPES SO SKIBIDI <3 ^^
>>205074096he ain't trippin', man
>>205074092Getting fatty in a suit is a whole process
dude wipes was on sharktank
Ted knows that being a prison bitch means you have protection. It's the best option for a guy like him.
>>205074134Nothing. Welcome to Fishtank.
I was really craving fatty singing simple man and jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj circumflex circumflex jjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
>>205074092Wiggers reading this thread panicking trying to figure out what to do. I'd feel bad but they should've known better than to introduce Fatty on day fucking four.
>>205074094>$284WTF SAM HYDE IS SO SUCCESSFUL AFTER BEING A NEO-NAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>205074102kek. classic song.
>>205074110he weighs 115lbs, so yes.
>>205074100These are just as good
JETif you release Fatty now there will be no going back...are you SURE you want to do this?
>>205074137too hairy. pass.
I like Fatty but the second he gets flustered by literally anything he's going to drop the whole act and ruin everything.
>>205074123fucking kek she's gonna fall for it so hard
>>205074026
>>205074118Burt will rape correct Ted into a real man and they will tag-team Alex
>>205074147Well now I'm going to be disappointed with whatever actually happens
>>205074153:3
>>205074049its unironically garbage, it has a 1.5 liter mini cooper engine
>>205074012Nick is terrible. Stein would be perfect though
>>205074149why is she so attractive?
>>205074148depends if either of them bring up weed
>>205074190Old lady hands.
What would lazy unmotivated and disinterested hand jobs from Binx feel like with those long fake nails?
>>205074148im from the future. this is the reaction
Been gone all day, whats with the BMW in the yard
>>205074151Thank god he has DUDE WIPES
binx took the ianpill
Imagine poking a hole in binx's leggings and fingering her smelly pussy haha wouldn't that be crazy haha
fatty chan so skibidi
Where’s my TV?
>>205074209Fattys here
they're scrambling now with Jeremy Gold and Gay Ben the scamateur
>>205074190Hag
>>205074197>>205074190>>205074186holy BEAT
did anybody else just get a major craving for an egg salad sandwich?
>>205074205thank god i have mommy issues
goddamn, there goes the show
>>205074125I'd unironically rather drive the probe. i8 is the same tier as driving around something like a ktm slingshot (3 wheel retard vehicle)
>>205074213pretty sure the pajeet slipped her some pills
>>205074194MUTT DNA MAKES HER A QT
>>205074020>>205073974SIMPLE BATTERY, SIMPLE ASSAULT, disorderly conductGuilty Plea-First Offend TreatFINE $500.00 + SURCHARGES; 1 DAY JAIL, RELEASED TIME SERVED; 11 MONTHS AND 29 DAYS SEU PROBATION; 40 HOURS COMMUNITY SERVICEguess he vaped in someones face or took their hat off? lol
>>205074026lets FUCKING GOOO I deleted all of her best stuff and regret it thanks dude
binx and mizzy are hot, anyone who says otherwise is coping
>>205074175la chapelle aux saints neandertal :)
>>205074231how do I find the rest
>>205074207she wouldn't be lazy, unmotivated, or disinterested if she gave you a handjob
>>205074231MOOOOOOOOOOOREeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
G's hat is too small.
i feel like a girlfriend trying to get her wasted boyfriend to not drive right now. please don't do this it'll ruin everything
>>205074060QUIT IT! QUIT IT!
Wheres trill. He better have his finger on the trigger to put chris away
>>205074209Dude Wipes showed up HARD. That's what we've come to expect on Famous House. Only the best!
>>205073950how has that sub not been flooded with gore and porn yet??
Does Ian just like not talk? I haven't been terminally watching stream but I've been watching a lot of today and I swear Ian has said like two sentences so far
>>205074094>its a rentalin that case Luke is leaving with the car as a price
did they announce who has immunity? also how did they vote
>>205074194The goodness of her soul shines through. That Dahl thing is real.
>>205074231damn why wasnt i lettypilled
I love how sam hyde hates ian
>>205074254That's gay. Alt bitches like that shouldn't drop the schtick
>Camera pointing right at Ian>Is Ian in the shot?
ben actually does a great job selling his producer role.
What is the head raising slowly supposed to be?
>>205074239yeah idk why i used that image probes are probably my favorite car
>>205074271be the change you wish to see in the world.
I chuckle every time Ben calls Sam 'G'
When is the ideal time to introduce fatty?
>>205074253they used to get spammed on /bant/, go ask in that thread
>>205074247isnt that old?
>>205074081I have a feeling nobody monitors these threads anymore unless something bad ends up in the catalog. These threads are a wasteland
her status?
Ben reminds me of this manlet teacher I had in college its fucking upsetting me
Smaack for immunity
>>205074258gay analogy
>>205074231unironically hot
>>205074299never
>>205074288what schtick? that's like the opposite of her personality
>>205074294Just makes it more dramatic
edging handjob from Smaack with lots of oil
>>205074299literally never
>>205074253Search for posts by Jezza on the archive. Not the 4plebs archive the other one
Is Letty returning?She posted this today, pictures from 2023.Look at the sweater "Wi-Fi signal"A reference to Luke VS Pajeet?
>>205074291why does he keep calling sam "Gene"? I thought he was supposed to be Jeremy
HERE WE GOSAM IN DEN
>>205074188this, this image shows that sams cares>chris was in a shit place before s1>sam decided to take a risk on chris and thow him into the house>chris does so well he's in s2 and just popped up in 3>sam seems to take a shine on chris and even treats him as a friend>see chris now, lost weight and most likely in a better place in life and mindsetbless sam, i know he's a massive cunt but he has a huge heart
>>205074302finished up septemeber 5th, offense was jan 31 2023 though.
saars... I don't feel so good
>>205074276*mumbles something without eye contact*
>>205074284He's a lazy unmotivated faggot. It's why he hated all of S2.
Yesterday was NeptunianTonight will be GoranianYou cannot have one without the other, yin and yang
>vance you need to be quicker okaylmao
ooooo Vance in trouble
>>205074231Is this new? I don't remember this one.
MORE MORE MOR RARE LETTYS!MORE MORE MOR RARE LETTYS!MORE MORE MOR RARE LETTYS!MORE MORE MOR RARE LETTYS!MORE MORE MOR RARE LETTYS!MORE MORE MOR RARE LETTYS!
vance you dumb asshole
>Day 4>Already over because they brought Fatty in
funny how the viewers rise in the same way every night.
>>205074323who?
>>205074282because ur retarded
>>205074305this is edited paypaybrosignore fast!
Mark-ayThey are laughing in your face anon
>>205074319this, 100%. and her ruining your orgasm while laughing at how pathetic you are.
>>205074299
My arms are numb. If fatty comes through that door im going to feel so defeated
>>205074311it's my truth and i'm living it and it's beautiful
this nigga Sam is an addict >got any cigarettes
>>205074319bro I need that so bad right now
>Vance you need to be quickerIs this a bit? Would be funny if the contestants thought the production were being mean to the cameramen
>>205074276ian has achieved nirvana and has no need to bother with such petty worldly troubles
why do you fags simp for a literal 3/10?
>>205074231how? when? where? what? more?
>>205074190holy hell you can see the absolute facial craters that the makeup is covering
>Mark AMarky reference?
>>205074325he's saying "G"the character is Jeremy Gold
>>205074299always
>Sam burping and blowing smoke in everyone's facesnice professional reality show dude
>>205074305Female TJ
>>205074231When did she do this?
>>205074299Tonight, but no lines yet like another anon suggested. Maybe starts talking at the end of week 2 and then joins as freeloader halfway through week 3
>>2050742993 weeks inor never
This slop will unironically NEVER be big enough to get The Boola to make an appearance.
>>205074357I still love her
>>205074372Ben is at least a 5
>>205074336based and true
>>205074231based jeremy posting
>>2050742993.5 as an ogre in a swamp
Fatty coming to the show? Where did you see that?
>>205074387GJ (girl TJ)
>>205074323she wore this exact outfit on s1
that's crazyI have yet to see what ian's fans are called, what's the official name?
>>205074299never EVER
>>205073974I thought it was publix
>>205074231Jeremy?
>>205074388When did you fuckers show up? Yesterday?
>>205074361fuckin autocorrect, i meant *gay anal*
Directing ISO now i seew, mastefull ben
>>205074370of course it is. Theyre trying to be slightely more aggresive each day
>>205074384He burped once and hasn’t blown smoke in anyone’s face calm tf down lol
>>205074299if they have to have him in, not until like day 32 at the earliest, this is beyond idiotic
I just ate dinner. I left when they were still counting candy. What happened
>>205074376>have anything but flawless smoothness on your face>means you have facial cratershave you niggers even seen a woman before?
Did Ian ever talk about how he got cast on the show? He's such a mystery
>>205074299Very first second.
>>205074408he pulled up in the car in the yard
>>205074365I'm gonna cum
>>205074396Benzo's
>>205074372They already simped for a 2/10 last season, why are you surprised?
>YO BEN WE SHOULD PUT POOP IN THAT CORNER>uh yeah maybe we'll save that one for week 3...
>>205074412The Family
>>205074299Conducting debriefing completely nude and explaining what fishtank is to those eliminated
>>205074412IanDEMONS
>>205074323How can she be that hot?
>>205074299Fatty joins, we get another yapper in the echo house
>>205074394get that UGLY, DISABLED, FREAK out of this thread
what happened to jeet
>>205074276his spirit animal is a sloth
BEN YOU FORGOT TO CHECK THE F-STOP NOOOOOO
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
>>205074445He's fucking Fatty for immunity.
You couldn't sit in that room without cracking up.
Someone else do the next thread please
>>205074342no its not new and its not even a rare one either
ha HAAAAAAAAH haah
I told you retards the elimination was tonight
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
>>205074412Ianiacs
>>205074409TJ doesn't start with J
HA HAAAA HAAAAAA
>week 4 >Ben finally drops the act>everyone's wondering what's going on >Ben: "did you really think I was a fucking faggot?"
these bits with Sam are so fucking dumb I can't help but laugh
>>205074415hey rick owens geobaskets dont pay for themselves
>>205074433and weed. he literally lobotomized himself
>>205074462they were telling the fish it wasn't
I like his funny hats
run it back run it back
>>205074412You NEVER mention the existence of this thing
HA HAAAAAAAAAA HA
>>205074417Jeremy is busy recording his lines
Was Ben a theater kid? How is he so naturally good at acting?
THEYRE DOING ITTHEY'RE FALLING APART SLOWLY
How is Ben so good at gay voice so good?
>>205074462no you didnt
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA
>>205074432ty for alerting this to me anon, i am a total smaackhead>>205074365
>>205074455Sam hasn't been funny in over a decade.
>>205074470Source?
>>205074462
>>205074427Anon I'm 34 and my face is perfectly smooth. She has an actual river of a wart on her face.
center the frame vance ISO 400 f2.8
>>205074489That was the one
>>205074412 Ianectualls
FFFFFFFFNYA
they should get The Rizzler on
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA HAAAAAA
>>205074492he actually was
>intentionally fucking up so they have to endure thiskek
This fake show shit has won me over, I don't give a fuck about the fish but this is great
They should be so grateful they found Ben.
>>205074426PLEASE SIRS
>>205074412ian invalids
this bit is so tired
>>205074472epic dude. lib status? owned.
as someone that doesn't watch reality tv is this an accurate depiction of how they film it?
>>205074462brains foggy from 12 hour alexis goon sesh please forgive
they're doing a pretty good impression of tv taping
how long are they going to drag this out?
They need to hurry the fuck up.
>>205074518Same lmao
>>205074500I hope she has to take a DNA test so bad
>>205074492Ben is simply a talented and handsome genius
Incredible how Ben is the only good actor in the house including the ones on the cast.
>>205074419Yes. I'm from /bbuk/. I'm not sure about this show. How did that contestant show her pussy on the show?
>>205074020Typical shit he always did. Got in trouble because he got physical, and acted like a bitch when confronted back. Also harrased a guy and his disabled kid.
>>205074525pretty much
>>205074427the makeup is making it worse, it's like looking at a poorly painted wall
>>205074523It’s meaningless because we all know fatty can come out at any moment
>>205074507>yeah
>>205074148Yo that guy is fat as hell....damn.
DO THE DANCE BEN
>>205074505what are you, greek?
>>205074462 Jet told Binx it wasn't tonight
simmons wants the light moved
>>205074531Long enough for me to go into work sleep deprived tomorrow
>>205074517so WE have to endure thiswe are also being tortured in this hell house dont forget
>>205074519He's unironically my comfort character.
>>205073865He is funny but he is dumb and will ruin the gaslighting
Goon for Smaack
>>205074492Practive makes very little difference for acting. You're either naturally good, or not.
>>2050745316 weeks.
>>205074523It's meant to be. You aren't meant to laugh at this, the fish are meant to suffer through it.
white man philosophy pays off again
>>205074503giving them time to discuss who they are voting for a final time kinda sucks
>>205074523brother the “bit” is the cornerstone of the show. They have to at least pretend that they’re actually filming something lol.
>>205074524you're watching the wrong show niggerbrain
ppv land has 2400 viewers lol
ben is such a good bullshitter
Ben is really holding this shit together
>>205074353
I have a feeling Sam will accidentally say "Here, on Fishtank" at some point before he's supposed to.
>>205074365Why does a cute girl dancing make /ftl/ punch themselves in the head?
>simmonsi laugh every time
is Jet short for Jethro?
WHAT DO WE WANT?RARE LETTYSWHEN DO WE WANT THEM?NOWWHAT DO WE WANT?RARE LETTYSWHEN DO WE WANT THEM?NOW
>>205073865Only Jimmy would be stupid enough to believe Fatty is a producer
>>205074561ngl i would
>>205074492on s1 before i knew all the wigger lore i legit thought he was a hired actor. hes just a natural i guess
POST MORE LETTY PLEAAAAAAAAASE
If I'm being honest with myself, I really just want to lick Trish's asshole and crack after she had a long workout session.
>>205074566>people still don't realize this
>>205074395she should have stayed in the 70s tbhdesu it suited her better
>>205074531actors routinely sit waiting in trailers for 10 hours a day, maybe you don't like it but it's not inaccurate
>>205074525real reality ty producers are hilariously more intrusive and pushy. they will redo a scene for hours if need be and they will force relationships. at this point famous house is probably the most ethical reality show ever.
>>205074492Jewish kid. His ancestors selected for genes of deception for many generations.
>>205074492I don't know but I want to learn
The family is winning this one
>>205074545also a camera being zoomed in from like 30 feet away with a bunch of grain and poor lighting and likely some aggressive post processing by the wiggers in OBS
bros how does ben talk so good? whenever i try talking like that i just mumble and stutter
>>205074563No wonder you people are such losers.>i'm just naturally bad at guitar!>it's over
Ian is such a retard
>>205074575My brothers
>It's another bad production bitbravo
i wonder if they're going for the "our show is doing amazingly we have so many viewers" then later they start getting pissed off and annoyed that the show is doing badly, start doing more extreme things to keep retentionthat would be a funny storyline
>>205074575what was the highest combined viewer count in season 1? anybody remember?
SAM: who's going home?>ptz camera pans to ian
>>205074605ben isn't jewish and jews aren't better actors
>>205074525Yeah it's toned down if anything
>>205074612sociopathic jewish genes
>>205074593
>>205074541she is a massive slut and has nothing else going for her, its very sad but nothing can be done
>Fatty is the executive It will be funny but they want the fish to realize they're lying? Bad decision.
>>205074545true, she unironically looks really good in the mornings before she has any on
is that dj girl still in charge of casting
>>205074561Gimme that stinky smaackie smaack.
>>205074624tf2maxxing
>Viewership is down, we need to start turning up the heatThis is how they will convince them to do crazier shit.
But you dont ask with respect. You don't offer me friendtank..You dont even think to call me "Tankfather." Instead, you come to me... On the day my Hulu reality show is to be greenlit... And you ask to rummage through my luggage for candy? Famous House... What have i ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
>>205074589No his legal name is goran rapistovic
when will they get charls in the tank
Famous House is awesome
>>205074353Adams apple check?
>>205074570why? just give me fishtank already, that’s why I’m here
>>205074619this shit is exhausting to watch im so fucking bored
>>205074621you mean exactly what they did season 1?
>>205074624tallest hat in town
>constantly mentioning IanKek he's gone.
>>205074567>not reading the Gregory Hays translation is this jeet trying to come off as an intellectual?
>>205074603except for the part that this is really bad improv ontop of improv. the longer it goes on the less believable it is for the cast
>>205074624beavis and butthead ass nigga
Wew, it's a good job Ian has immunity
>>205074632I now remember Jon's fatal leg necrosis
>>205074614practice is everything for almost every single ability in the world. Besides acting. Sorry to crush your dreams bud.
Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaa HA!
>>205074299When almost everyone's gone and they're desperate for ideas
>>205074614Acting is an art, playing guitar is for talentless retard faggots.
I give it 2 more days at most before they don't buy the hulu bit anymore
>>205074575holy shit
So Fatty is Simmons and is going to lust after Payton because of her confessional after the Hulu reveal.
When does CK show up
>>205074614lol retard
>>205074614guitar and acting are very different things. do you think someone can learn to be genuinely funny? I dont. you are or you arent.
>>205074609Sam obviously implying that Ian can go home and Ian just looking blankly as usual. This dude is lobotomized.
if sam is having trouble coming up with phrases why not just ask ian?
these lines kind of suck g
>>205073830dont believe that other guy, you can pretty much get balls deep in any ass no matter how huge it is, its just the nature of how the flesh works, its very soft and malleableive never fucked a girl with a bbl though so i dunno if the same principles apply.
I have all the Letty nudes but I don't feel like getting banned
How are they not all jbol?
Binx stop laughing you stupid bitch, this is serious
Reminder that Ted is seething internally every second there's a lit cigar in that room
Josie Report: ball
>>205074671i'm not trying to be an actor
jeet had to cop a feel of binx before the end of that
>>205074683she'd actually be kind of interesting as a schizo freak but she'd also spoil everything because of it
>pajeet immediately touches girl next to himdisgusting fucker
jeet always touching
Stop touching Binx with your dirty Pajeet hands
getting a little handsy there, wifi signal
FATTY WILL RUIN THE FACATE
>>205074645No that will make them lose hope. They need to gas them up more and say they need to keep topping themselves
>>205074656imagine pushing hard down a flight of stairs head first
>>205074669We all thought he was gonna die, it looked so nasty from that photo
>>205074673how come that muppets face is made out of leather?
>>205074703>he knows
>>205074699he's just seething because burt's cigar isn't in his mouth
need
>>205074624i hope he comes in with a taller hat each day
they're gonna find out the show is fake when they rig the vote and forget to tell the contestants not to tell each other who they voted for. calling it now
Summer mentioned
>>205074694you won't get banned if you use the spoiler tag
>>205074682I could live with this, except I will hunt the fat if his grubby paws go near her
>>205074525Literally unironically yes
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA
>>205074624sam dimmadome
FUCKING POOJEET DO NOT TOUCH
Why is the indian so handsy?
why is the indian groping that woman next to him?
>>205074673beat
Is the PTZ cam a bit or is jet just bad at getting shots
>>205074612he doesn't, he's acting.
>>205074589short for Jetix
>>205074673Tell me about Binx. Why does she wear the mask?
>>205074725sly cute smile
bros they're not gonna keep up the facade. this is the reveal.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
>these sugar sluts are greedly little fucks that are willing to steal like flithy indians trying to steal pussy from a white womanwas that really necessary??
If i were in the famous house i would ask G if he could make me a sandwich nonstop until i'm removed from the show.
im ticking my penois
lol Sam leaking that Mizzy's alliance is broken is hilarious, lets see if she figures that out
JEET HAS COAL BLACK EYES WTF
>>205074677>music isn't artlmao
>>205074659I think its growing........
>>205074721And he would only do things that would make it work and nothing that would make it better
>>205074739They all are
>>205074558it's always been this way. remember nick cominos?
>>205074682Some of them know who fatty is. He isnt showing up
>>205074561I was nicer to a black coworker today for smaack
>jeet touches binx for no reason after the sceneguys I thought you were joking about them but holy fuck
>>205074679Putting the ass in assimilation
BAKEEER
>>205074193yeah nick wouldnt be able to keep up the charade, he would laugh too much. still love him though, its just not in his wheelhouse
I hope the season 3 episodes are actually just these famous house scenes edited together
These new cameras with the zoom function were unironically a fantastic addition. They're pretty great. Audio quality still sucks but that place is huge with tall ceilings and not nearly enough furniture so the reverb is awful, but the cameras are the best they've been.
>>205074679BORG BURT?
>>205074758the eyes of a rapey trickster
I think Ian's gone
god binx is so hot
>>205074739cultural differences :)
>>205074773did you miss when he grabbed her and kissed her on the forehead last night?
They should eliminate Ian tonight but then edit him into the next 2 or 3 fake Hulu episodes to make it look like he's still in the show.Furthermore they should keep editing Symbol out but keep reshooting all of his main parts with other fish to recreate whatever he was a part of in the day to day stuff.
>>205074686there are other types of acting
Ian zoom-ins are absolute kino
>>205074785I want both
ian is losing it
BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE
>some of us didn't even knock
Ben is so quick of wit.
>>205074773that touch meant "i think you were right about that fishtank thing we just talked about"
new>>205074801>>205074801>>205074801
ian disassociating rn
I love how strained and uncomfortable this whole process is LMFAO
Ian is in hell
>>205074780Bakers working overtime, we go through a thread every 20 minutes
Ian is feeling sleepy
Ian looks worried, I'm not feeling too good family
>>205074791can't believe people in this very topic disagree with this
>Burt hovering over Ted againDoes Ted want to be boinked by a black guy?/
>>205074699>>205074703He might be the most neurotic jew ive ever seen
>>205074816thanks OP
Qrd on Fatty? I was afk
new >>205074801
>>205074759it’s literally not, there’s 12 notes. every other artform is unlimited
>>205074790they are voting out Smaack as of today, but they have a full day until they vote
is the elimination today?
>>205074679>I am Loquacious of Burt. I am not resisting.
I love their purposely corny line and how these dumb fucks think its actually great shit>some went trick or treating... other didnt even knock>oooooh aahhhhh thats awesome
Why do all of the girls hate Smaack so much? Is it because she's one of the bros?
eliminate Ian but dont force him to leave the house, just no longer acknowledge him sleeping on the throne
>>205074729thats not how it works
>>205074815they were talking about some beaner show that's name was "famous house" in spanish, not fishtank nigga
>>205074861it was good and dont pretend its not
if fatty comes out season is ruined
>>205074759I mean composing music is one thing, playing the guitar is anotheryou can get good at both tho
>>205074855happening right now
>>205074828it doesn't matter what he wants
>>205074861its pretty good desu>>205074871because she isnt a complete cunt like them
>>205074798You could literally cut him into the entire show with all the different segments of him sleeping in the couch and it would actually work.
WELL IM A SIMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>205073876>>205073998What powtank threads?
>>205074843u are uncultured, some of the greatest artists worked with limitations and that reflects in their style, why the fuck are people even comparing the "artness" of music and art u all are so fucking gay
>sam reveals unknown info while announcing pointsare the fish retarded? how do they not know?
>>205074299not until weak 3 at the earliest
>>205075769Dont worry we will get 5 hrs of loft harpis tn
>>205075769>filming halloween content the day before halloween>not realizing from that alone it's being livestreamedthey just roll out some cameras and name drop hulu or whatever and everyone shuts the fuck up and stays in line, they really would have to actively go out of their way to fuck this one up
