Sponsorship edition/ftl/ News• Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hidden• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins and shoved Simbal, now they want him gone• Alex was previously arrested on a heroin charge and is 37• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the bottom of the totem pole• Elimination challenge: Person with the most candy has immunity, then a vote will take place• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08 (embed)>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj (embed)>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE (embed)>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205073568
Payton is a cute.
rare lettys
That's art
misery
cleh
>mfw they already brought Fatty on
>Jet proud of 17k on a wednesday nightGreat job, but don't fuck it up with a day 4 fatty
what's he thinking rn
Trisha's humongous ass meat.
>>205074801First time viewer and I kinda love this
*wakes up**wins the tank*
mama i made itnah we made it
>>205074624
BINX RIMS GUYS BINX RIMS GUYS BINX RIMS GUYS BINX RIMS GUYS
how can he touch
>When Fatty walks in and starts screaming on Day 4
Abi mogs
JET,please, if you must bring out Fatty...at least put him in a costume or something, and don't let him speak.
This shit's lame sam, move it along
BEAT
>>205074844>damn thats crazy...
>>205074846here you go first time viewer! enjoy the show!
I have the Letty nudes
>brutally mogs fishtank
I love bimbos so much
is the elimination tonight?
>>205074801If you're going to post the OP then it's your job to update the news. There is a lot that could be added and it's worthless if it isn't be updated, you might as well just delete it.
anyone know what the all-time viewership peak was? this is pretty good i think
Binx <3
how are they going to keep /ourguy/ Luke in?
>Burt next to Ted in every shotIs he his prison bitch?
>luke has no candy>gets eliminated>wins the car and drives off (its a rental)
>>205074858they better fucking bring this up
lmao why does ted already look like a rape victim
>>205074844>shi i'm hungry
Ians fine, he's just tired
>>205074845it just keeps getting bigger (good)
I’m Smaack! Goon for me!
The real hellhouse is experiencing how normal reality tv is filmed
>>205074858what a fucking asshole
Why do women give me this look when I talk to them?
Post YFW Jeet gets kicked
I'm embarrassed to be a Fishtank fan, bringing Fatty in this early is retarded.
It's such a fucking bad decision to bring Fatty on right now
>>205074852best jack o lantern I've ever seen.
>>205074844.....
But you dont ask with respect. You don't offer me friendtank..You dont even think to call me "Tankfather." Instead, you come to me... On the day my Hulu reality show is to be greenlit... And you ask to rummage through my luggage for candy? Famous House... What have i ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
Simbal is going to react to the Dude Wipes like a vampire to garlic.
>>205074868how old did she say she was?
>just spent an hour cooking>too excited to eatThis fucking show man
>>205074886Very good in fishtank numbers
>>205074858he follows andrew tate saar pls understand
>>205074838>>205074840>>205074841>>205074844>>205074859>>205074867>mfw fatty enters
>>205074896Ted was raped every day of his life
>>205074886this is the peak for this season but it was like 65k when S1 started
>>205074886like 20k when simmons was eliminated
>>205074858riot act check???
>>205074886Season 1 and 2 peaked at over 20k each at certain moments, they have yet to break 20k in season 3
>>205074876that shit was genuinely garbage. makes even bitchtank look good by comparison
you watching from the catwalk or the yard?
I gooned to this picture HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA
>>205074844I am so tired...
>>205074868my heart
>>205074888Like another anon said.First person to finish their candy gets immunity
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
yall are bunch of gooners, aren't you?
Legs of binx
>>205074912AGREED
>>205074842Wowie zowie, those are some big boy numbers. HOWEVER, they still get mogged by THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU.
>>20507492032
>>20507484217k for people to watch counting candy is impressive
>>205074844>them's good eats
>>205074900he's tired all the time because he's a vegan
>>205074858theres a collage of him doing this shit to all the girlswhat a creephe needs the speech sam gave to jimmy in s2
>>205074896he came into the house looking that way
i think ian fans should be called aficIANados.
>>205074904nigger what?
>>205074904hot
Nina sexo
what's the dude wipes meme?
>>205074911I feel like such a fucking loser for liking this show right now
>>205074868Hot for a 47 year old
>>205074877same. getting drunk at parties wouldnt be the same without them
>>205074876I like jerma but that shit was ass
Fatty is going to kill their beliefs in this being a reality show on Hulu. "durrr no more previous freeloaders were starting over with a clean slate durrrr"
DUDE WIPES
>>205074886there's about another 2.5k on ppv too.
https://www.instagram.com/lex_young16/
>>205074868brutal...
Definitive BB normie tier listThoughts?
>Sam can't fit in the car
Do pajeets only think about pussy and tits 24/7???????? lmao
ashed in the beamer
>>205074876>more goyslop rich streamers throw together because they know you dipshits will keep lapping it upnot even close
>>205074931bitchtank was slow to get started and mostly unpleasant to actually watch, but the ending makes it the best show ever made
>>205074845
Qrd on bringing fatty in? I've been afk
>>205074906this exactly lol
>>205074868gilf
>>205074845She needs to get bigger
>>205074858This is America right?
>Sam ashed in the rented i8You could give this show an infinite budget and they'd still find ways to fuck things up lol
>>205074982Very bizarre seeing the other side of the coin.
>>205074982Bait
>>205074962its another thing known for sponsoring a bunch of youtubers and other low budget shit, like the mr beast bars
>ok, the line is “I’m smaack! goon for me!”
>>205074930>>205074928>>205074927Wow, didn't think it got that high. Thanks anons
>>205074982this is the worst list I've ever seen
>>205074845her genes are kicking in
>>205074890fucking KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINO
>>205074947Fat pathetic faggot
How do those cameras focus so quickly with such high fidelity when zooming in?
Ian bout to win a car, kiano
is Fatty in the house or something?
>>205074867it's more emotionally stressful for the contestants. also i find drawn out dry bits to be very funny.
>>205074910
>>205074994This is it.
humiliation
>>205074982christ on the cross
Its a pretty cool car, but I can already tell you the underside is fucked just from riding on MA roads.
>>205074844>some of us didn't even KNOCK
>>205074958i like it
HOW CAN HE TOUCH HOW CAN HE TOUCH
>>205074993She's not human. She's a goddess.
The Don wants nothing to do with the Jeet
>>205074868Binx-chan so skibidi
i knew sam would drop ash in the car like a retard
>>205074982imagine not liking simon
i will cum to the next picture/videoof letty that is posted here
>>205074958damn that's good
Eliminate Ian tonight but then edit him into the next 2 or 3 fake Hulu episodes to make it look like he's still in the show.Furthermore they should keep editing Symbol out but keep reshooting all of his main parts with other fish to recreate whatever he was a part of in the day to day stuff.
>>205074886There were 30,000 *(5,000) viewers on season 1.
>>205074968Honestly I don't think I've liked any collab thing Jerma has done excepting any video with Ster which is always great.It's just too much of a different energy.
/bb/ owns ya
>>205074947all this guy does is seethe that niggers and brazilians dont know how to fight
>>205075019>i don't even got a license foo
>>205075021He was in the car when it drove in.
is that dude wipes all over the car HA HAAA
>>205074994he showed up like 30 minutes ago in the car they're about to reveal. he hasn't been introduced to the fish yet.
>>205074890this is probably what's going to happen
>>205074982>all females high>all males lowfucking normies
>>205074982>tay the most hated femalerent free
>>205074991>but the ending makes it the best show ever made>I hope you bitches suffer after this>gets a criminal recordCHAIN GANG WOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eNoms9wsGc
>>205074982Absolute fucking garbage. Not even worth dissecting.
>>205074975She's got that 00's pornstar chic
>>205074868My beautiful goblin queen
>>205074835Perfection
>>205074876this was so bad what are you talking about
>>205074959HEY!!NO RACISM!!
>>2050749722k more on official YouTube channel
>>205075054Oh my god, imagine.
DOnt' do it JETwe are begging....
Alexis has a white child
>>205075006Check the account, she's a pure Big Brother normie lol
>>205075052Honestly what was appeal of him before the n-word?
>>205074982>simps are literally women
>>205075045
lmfao
>>205074982>he thinks watching youtube counts as watching fishtank>twitterfags
But you dont ask with respect. You don't offer me friendtank..You dont even think to call me "Tankfather." Instead, you come to me...On the day my Hulu reality show is to be greenlit...And you ask to rummage through my luggage for candy?Famous House...What have i ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
>>205074884The beautiful Abi
Alex kino
>>205075063I fucking loved Bitchtank, it was so good.
>>205074982bonkers
Damn, that's crazy man
>>205075054You meme that but I guarantee he actually doesn't lol
whats the next fake sponsorship? raid shadow legends? dollar shave club?
KEK When they find its rental
everyone in this pic is a loser btw
HA HAAAAAAAA HA
>>205074982Based listOnly thing wrong is Tai
>alex pretending like he couldnt buy 10 of those cars kek
They cannot waste this with Fatty, they're all believing it.
lmfao this is too good
>>205075091>TankfatherKEK
ALEX LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>205075003>he’s never seen sam fuck up a rental
Alex has never seen a car
>>205075051What you mean you didn't like his stream with Hasan??????????
ian had the best reaction
fucking Alex, kek
how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth how much is it worth
>genuine reaction
>These people are going to be so bummed when they don't get the car kek
Smaack when she sees my BWC
ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha
HAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
alex is having a mental breakdown over a cool vroom vroom
Anytime there is a reveal, Luke is always smirking at the others. I think he might be the only plant.
>>205074845I would pay to see her anus
>>205075079Is that Brayton’s daddy? Looks like he does PNP on Grindr. Nice.
Ha-haa haaaaaaa
>>205075084nerdchad archetype that draws comics and loves his dog
>>205074896He's the raped.
alex hyperventilating lmao
Alex loves that shit
JET DONT SEND OUT FATTY
>nice wheels mane damn
>the car is literally just a rental
>wish I had a drivers license
this dude is fucking hyped
I love alex he is ultra millionaire yet still gets impressed over a sports car
>ian
>ian no reaction
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS CRAZY
Burt looks extremely confused
>how imma steal dis shi
if ben just says "this is Gs new car" im gonna die laughing
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20507512360k
No way Ian has a driver's license
It's a good cast.
>I could put my BBC TOP plate on this
>>205075111alex is just wondering how many monkeys he can fit in the car.
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Live Ian reaction
These normalfags genuinely make me physically ill.
unmovable, stoic
>>205074935how? what's sexual about that expression?
>NO NO NO NOLMAO
>>205075147KEK
ftl is about to crash out
>Guy with billionaire dad freaking out the most at the car
Ian is so hype
How are any of them going to believe the prize is real after all of this? lmao
>brings in the slowest cheapest supercar-passing vehicle as the sponsor car
Ian doesn't give a FUCK at all
>>205075139cute dog.
>>205075137>>205075127I'm gonna cum
>dude wipes?>YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHlmfao
rofl
>>205075111Ian is the only one not impressed by flashy materialism. Kino.
>>205075039HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>205075054How does ianposting make me cackle out loud so consistently
The king is not impressed by your earthly goods.
>>205075132ian really over doing it right now
>>205075098how do I watch it? I can't find episodes or recaps online
>>205075103Lol I fucking hope it's Raid Shadow Legends
Make the call
>>205075124>>205075132I'm starting to like Ian more than Burt. (i'm homophobic)
They can't get rid of Ian. The camera cutting to him is too fucking funny.
>Cheering for DudeWipesLMFAO
>>205075149He kinda smirked for a second, then back to dead face. I'm starting to think he's a performance artist
Sam's starting to tren cough again
>>205075016Top quality casino PTZ cameras
Live Ian reaction:
/ourcholo/
Ian knows it's wack, his uncle works on better shit
>>205075178he has a billionare dad?
>>205074845>*sluuuuuuuuurp*
>>205075174the pixelated payton
>fragrance-free>or mint>caffeinated
>>205075153>i could be eating or snoozin' rn
Can't wait for their reaction to the fake Black Rifle Coffee sponsorship
>>205074982Female hands typed this.
Alex is HYPED for Dude Wipes
THANK YOU DUDE WIPESCOMING AT YA
>>205074982>Shinji is the only man above yawn
>>205075098I really liked it when Claire talked about debasing herself and committing suicide on her birthday. After showing off her granny panties to Daddy Dave? Awwwww HELL yeah! Awesomesauce
>>205075139This guy would eat Brian for breakfast.
>caffeinated dude wipeszippbros?
>>205075207>das crazy..
isx he a 40 year old loser that hires 20 year olds yet?
>>205075174She has one of THOSE faces.
so what's the deal with the car? is it the prize for a challenge?
>>205075213JUSTIMAGINEFUCKINGTHAT
is it confirmed a rental?
Ian needs to calm the fuck down. He's coming off as unhinged.
>>205075223Oh shit, that's absolutely next up
>>205075210Idk if he’s a billionaire but he has a 32m inheritance coming
>>205075132>the don is unphased by your flashy displays
They're going to clog the plumbing in this house too
Ian De Niro
>caffeinatedwhat
Ian is killing it
>>205074868I want to smell her pussy
>>205075199What happened here?
>>205075124Honestly, what the fuck is Ian doing here? Is he just some random dude who is doing this for community service or something?
>>205075199i'll post the address if you aren't a pussy
>>205075203To be honest you'd have to show me a mythical city made of gold to get me to go crazy about material bullshit. I'd rather just a pile of cash than that garish car.
>>205075201jet 100% agrees with this. one of his favorite parts of season 1 was just cutting to morgue
CATWALK cam is the best
>yooo.. when did that shi get here
>>205075158Probably less, i8 is a shit car but normies eat them up because it looks like a lambo
I kneel to ian chads, that reaction is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen
Whenever the camera is on Ian.
>>205075252>He doesn't boof caffeine with every wipeNgmi
>>205075132zero fucks given
>>205075178TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN EDIT PLEASE
DUDE WIPES HAS YOUR BACK….LITERALLY
>>205075210He went to Oxford. Let me say that again ALEX got into Oxford
>>205075240Its Sam. What do you think?
literally the only reason i know about dude wipes
I haven't been able to watch for a while. How's Luke doing? Is he safe from being voted off?
Ian will never be more excited than this moment. He's coming off as absolutely insane.
>>205075063>fucks this orbiter
Not a single one of these girls have a tummy like Letty
>>205075210His (now deceased) father has a net worth of around $900million
>>205075103mangrate
Mizzy is freaking out. She's going to be crushed when she realizes it's all a joke.
>>205075265>how long have I been asleep
The people not reacting know what is up its so obvious. Luke isn't the only person imo
>>205075239
>>205075190does someone have the clip of this
this guy is 38 years old. just think about it.
>>205075132That shit don't cost enough for The Don
The ancient babylonian god Marduk is the son of Enki and the slayer of Tiamat.Yearn not for earthly goods and pleasures.
>>205075255she needs to do onlyfans already.
>>205075235um uh he's actually still 39
>>205075240No this is all real, hey, how would you like to win a BMW i8 roadster, anon?
how is them wasting our time this much funny
>>205075278yeah he's safe
Is director mode on Youtube just a complete laggy shitshow or is it just me?
>>205074982Summer and Letty at the top is based. Jon and Tai that low neutralizes it, though.
>>205075240obviouslyim wondering how they are allowed to promise the contestants fake prizes
>>205075257Thats "Tankfather" to you chuddy.
>>205075189What do you give the man who has it all?
imma need dude wipes if she keeps me bricked up any longer
>>205075275goofy steppa
They should never end the famous house gaslight desu
>>205075139god he's so awesome
haHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhaa
>>205075213god her tits are so perfect it makes me want to kill myself
imagine raping ted while hes stuck in the railing
please tell me somebody recorded that panning shot of the catwalk
CONFIRMED RENTAL>CONFIRMED RENTALCONFIRMED RENTAL>CONFIRMED RENTALCONFIRMED RENTAL>CONFIRMED RENTALCONFIRMED RENTAL>CONFIRMED RENTALCONFIRMED RENTAL>CONFIRMED RENTALCONFIRMED RENTAL>CONFIRMED RENTAL
>>205075255>wifi t-shirt>fan of the jeet
>>205075236
TED LMAO
>>205075294and hes having fun. based.
Damn man, how they got a car in a house? Shits crazy
LIVE IAN REACTION
Binx got me leaking
>>205075252The caffeine hits better as a suppository
>>205075320nigga sitting like a marionette
>>205075323KEK
>Need to eat out for heifer wife's fat ass?>DUDE WIPES!
>>205075259you have been a pussy your entire life who are you kidding
>>205075255cameltoe
>>205075322yeah, vance did
>>205075323no shit?
>>205075308It's for Luke.
imagine being this fat and thinking about being an """"authority""""" figure for mental children
You're not a vibe bro
>>205075323obviously lol
>>205075323no shit retard
>>205075323>people thought it wasn't a rental
I'M A LITTLE BOY!
>>205075231>swc
>>205075294>Comedian>Millionaire>FamousWhat's your point
>>205075296
>>205075294millennials do what they want z/boomer (same retarded idiots)
this keeps getting better also test
>>205075320I hope his head gets stuck
The dude wipes bit is going to shatter the illusion.
>>205075323of course it is, tard. that is all i8s are good for, turo. no one WANTS one.
>>205075235>I-IS THAT A 40 YEAR OLD BUSINESS OWNER WHO HIRES 20 YEAR OLDS????>WHAT A FUCKING LOSER
>>205075323Grim
>>205075063is there a good recap of it? I never watched
>>205075257>what the fuck is Ian doing here?Eating through the house's supplies
i like the bit of ben getting mad at vance
I don't understand the point of this. There's no way in hell he's giving any of them the car.Why just set them up for disappointment (more than they already are)?
Is Ian literally just drifting through life? I've met burnouts in my day, but my god. This dude is on a whole other level of passive involvement.
>>205075323Behold, the only orange i8 in the world
>>205075323He'll probably smash it up
>>205075330He just wants to go back to sleep, poor guy
>>205075323$300?? that's how much it costs to rent a regular car thru enterprise/hertz for a couple days. wild
>>205075323probably true but sam sold his 911 so its not impossible its paid in full
>>205075257he's playing the long gameeveryone else is playing checkers, the don is playing 4d chess
>>205075013They could not kick in any faster.
>>205075330>i'm not gonna win it so whatever
>>205075334I'M A LITTLE BOY
>>205075330based ty
>>205075329>>205075330The Don of the den has seen wealth beyond your wildest dreams, that BMW is nothing to him.
>>205075373Are you new?
What is the best camera to watch their reactions? I use catwalk but it's from behind them
>>20507533050% chance he has no clue what's going on
>>205075296Literally me
>>205075294>no one cares about the marky posting>i need something new that will make them hate sam>"hes 38 lmao"kill yourself channing
>>205075063is this real?
>>205075324its from 2023, she wore that shirt on season 1
Honestly, if I was a POW, I'd give up food and water for Dude Wipes.
>>205075373joker.jpeg
>>205075373lukes gonna "win" it
>>205075340says the nigga that wants someone else to do the dirty work
>>205075294age comes for us all friend.
>>205075392yard ptz
>>205075354Like nicks character in the Kid 6 sketch on WP
>>205075373I thought you said you don't get it
>>205075348>>205075320tom sawyer
>>205075371not a bit, not even a bit
>>205075294>alex and sam are nearly the same age
The beautiful SmaaCK
>>205075320Has he sat normally once?
>>205075357>Millionaire>pays trannies to fuck him in the assnot for long xe isn't
>>205075392yard ptz is zooming in on all of them
>>205075379that is turo for ya, its wildly expensive for even regular cars
>>205075268HAHAHAHAHA
>>205075353I did, I just think it's funny he found the page.
>>205074982Payton sisters...
>>205075373Where do you think we are?
>>205075354I hope his head gets stuck in there
what's she thinking right now?
>>205075178Should edit his shoes bigger
>>205075374he's not drifting through life, he's on FAMOUS HOUSE!!!
>>205074801Why are people talking about fatty? Is he coming soon?
>>205075265holy fucking kek
>>205075373Luke's time is almost up, he's gonna win it and be kicked off right after.
>>205075213So breedable
>>205075236Bruh I dont get your wannabe meme. Is it an obscure porn thing, like im guessing?
>>205075405Thinking about that anus.
>>205075400I GOT HER PWASSPWORT!!!
How do they still not know they're being trolled?
is fatty on set or is it just a rumor?
>>205075346Fuck yeah. Goon for Alex. Goon for Alex. Cum tribute Alex’s fat wife. Masturbate to the idea of Alex humiliating Ted in front of his family. Masturbate to Alex’s dead dad’s tree obituary. Fuck yeahhhh gooner. Alex’s victory over Ted in arm wrestling fueled my fucking goon like a fucking JET, FUCK YEAAAHH. I hit edge so many times last night hearing Alex’s good-ole-boy voice piercingly travel throughout the tank. He has that Louisville HUUUUUUHHHHHH drawl. Like he’d rip a fat cloud from the pipe and release it with a HUUUUHHHHHH tone while he masturbates with his wife on the Adults Plus section of Omegle. Fuuuuck yeaaah gooner.>Rich white guy>Still works hard and is somehow a redneck>Retarded in a funny way>Talks nonstop>Sexy tightpiece>Good morals, protects the weak>PC Gamer>Somewhat of a wigger>Older but still looks/acts young for some reasonFace it, the perfect contestant.
>>205075373whoever "wins" the car is more invested and thus less likely to leave when things get crazy, anonsunk cost fallacy
>>205075229The small, Asian guy buff. Only works on twitter Kpop girls tho
>>205075323 LMAO
>>205075294he gets to act goofy and rake in ass tons of money? yeah, pretty cool honestly
>>205075404Oh, yeah this makes the sense.
>>205075294I've seen 45 year olds one night standing 20 year old girls, so what?
>>205075420disgusting quadroon, i just threw up looking at this
>>205075400already nostalgic...
The funny thing about normies is they see the rear engine style of a car like this with its meme scissor doors and think it's a good car, but in reality it's a POS that expensive to insure, expensive to repair, and unreliable as sin for a daily driver. A Toyota Corolla would unironically be a better prize.
>>205075379did you only rent cars during covid? compacts go for $30-$40
why is the garage ptz so pixelated?
My hole hungers for Luke.
I love how uncomfortable and drawn out these fake ads are
Live Smaack ReactionShe's locked in
>he cheated >:(
the panning of their faces, this is cinema. a hydean and neptunian production.
THIS IS FUCKING BORING
>>205075420need me some smACKACK
>>205075449
>>205075373ikr it's really mean spirited. the fish have enough to worry about with elimination
Imagine Smaack sucking your balls
>>205074947Rumor is he wears a wig
I honestly cant stop laughing kek
>>205075422>posting AI bullshit AGAINsigh
>>205075449see>>205075025
>>205075320Who gave you a phone Burt?
>>205075419>alex has much more money
>4 hours of dude wipe reshoots
>>205075265kek
>>205075440he popped out of the i8 and scurried out of the yard.
they're gonna make sam do this 70 times in a row
>>205075294>He was born in April of 85 so he's actually 39
>>205075422Boring
>>205075406>i'm gonna make excuses my entire life because i know everything the reddit post
>>205074868Least she's honest about her age unlike mizzy who said she was 24 despite being on the verge of 30
>>205075398Yeah, she hit Robin after he got in her face over cheating on him again.
>>205075303how did they manage that?
>>205075425 thx love u
>>205075436>oh fuck I think I'm on a chud show
>>205075323the prize is 50k. ofc its rented you gooba
>>205075498lel
>>205075477
>>205075480are you guys even real people
>>205075479that's the fastest i've seen him skedaddle
>>205075025LMAO
Can we get Alex in confessional? I want to see him hyped about the car
the girls are all so bored
>>205074958he's an >egalitarIAN>humanitarIAN>historIAN>barbarIAN>comedIAN>patricIAN
>>205075474fuck off retard
>>205075473>i could get fucked by SO MANY niggers in this thing
>>205075465not where i live. it's usually 60-70
Luke is working so hard not to laugh, what a fucking champ. Honestly sam/ben/vance/etc all are, don't know how they keep it together
Who smells the best
>>205075320TELEKINETIC POSTING
>Can i whisper yet?
>>205075477>that’s le hecking joke dumbass!!I can’t believe how many people in this thread are defending this fucking bit
>>205075510aww love you too :)
why is chris built the way he is? I've seen fatter people that look more normal
>>205075502seek help
>>205075386Wow a shave and haircut really did Asmongold well
>>205075400Can't believe they threw that away. They should've auctioned it off for idiots to buy
>>205074961She looks like her pussy would taste like onion rings.
>>205075436"God, I want Lukes dick so fucking bad."
>>205075528PayPay
>>205075508he's an attractive white male.the normie are retarded.
I actually feel sorry for this normies
>>205075210He's a heroin addict that unironically owns an animal sanctuary. Yes, his family has money. That's why Sam said earlier he has tons of leather jackets. That one the jeet is wearing is unironically probably a $600 jacket minimum.
>>205075330CINEMA
>>205075490im posting telekineticallypussypussyteenage pussyim sorry
Friendly reminder that season 1 had "65,000 viewers" because there were 6 cameras streaming at the same time in 1080p to every viewer with the shitty filter over them and each cam was counted as a separate viewer and the bandwidth cost them $30,000 a day because of the overages so they had to shut the site down and stream on youtube for a few days.
>>205075053cazzie
>>205075528>mutt>cuban>diabetesdepends on your taste
>>205075479welp, it was a good season while it lasted. It's all downhill from here I guess
>>205075504What makes you think they're not both lying? I'd guess 34-35.
So the trick is to show the car but never promise it?
>>205075528binx probably
these threads are moving so fast holy shit
>>205075534idk. All the fat that should have gone to his ass went to his upper back.
>300 bucks/dayisnt that insanely expensive for that piece of shit?
>>205075521neptunIAN
Who the FUCK just said Sam???
>>205075545They're retards, don't.
>>205075528Binx without a doubt.
>>205075500yeah sam hyde paying a FTM tranny to spit in his mouth is boring, Aryan brotherhood 1488 btw brothers
>>205075528Smaack
>>205075488Nah that’s a real sketch
>>205075528Only one of them has showered since this started...
alex just said "lincoln" and he sounds like matthew mcconaughey
>>205075517he has actually lost a lot of weight and has made incredible progress for how fucking huge he was in bloodgames.
>>205075447Jon was too hellhouse for s1
>>205075528mizzy or binx. latinas drown themselves in perfume
>>205075451worst copy
>>205075558We hit image limit after 20 minutes on most during prime time
>>205075528i want to face fuck the one on the right
>>205075528 Alexis probably smells the best because she spends all her money on skin/hair care products and shit
josie is cute
Are they finally doing the fucking elimination? Jesus christ
>>205075535you need it, can't survive out your rat cage
>>205075528you mean who stinks the best?
>burt alex simbal immuneBYE BYE SMASH
>>205075546He also said he has 13 Rolex watches
>>205075528Smaack is confirmed as having smelly armpits. She frequently reapplies deodorant.
DUDE SMACK IS ACTUALLY GONE LOL
>>205075528>"natural deodorant" AKA BO>impeccably clean>hog sweat with body spray
>>205075578real
>>205075569retards deserve to be treated with respect and kindness
>>205075213I'd literally cum inside her.
>>205075571Boring
>>205075210He said his dad owned a huge number of properties that would each be worth multiple millions, like hundred of $1m+ properties.It checks out online too
>>205075534I assume it's cushing syndrome, would explain the hunchback and low intelligence
>>205075577it's that trendy new drug
Ben is alarmingly good at playing a high strung homosexual reality show director
god damn i hate the way ted stands or talks or does fucking anything. what a pathetic worm.
>>205075534he could have cushing syndrome
>>205075294wtf how dare he be 30
>>205075545libtard
>>205075549who cares? kill yourself faggot
That's just cruel to show them that car that's worth more than $50,000 as if it were a prize and it was just for a dude wipes commercial.
>>205075443Luke is like the best contestant for drama, they shouldn't kick him
cough
>>205075578Nigga he locked himself in the bathroom and had to be given a pep talk
>>205075610unironically seeing myself in ted has changed me
>>205075521tankfathersobased
>>205075578>Jon was too hellhouse for s1argument invalid
>>205075609He's absolutely killing it
>>2050756011488 brother, gas the kikes racewar now.
>>205074845I would drag my nuts through a mile of glass to hear her far through a walky talky
>>205075294Alex is literally 1 year younger than him. Think about it.
>>205075618The show is satanic
>>205075625honestly pretty affordable as far as luxury cars go
>>205075330I love this lil nigga
so what’s the car for?
>>205075294alex is 37
>>205075618>that car that's worth more than $50,000lol
>>205075625>369hpthis thing gets gapped by crossovers from 4 years ago
what was he scared of
Ian is straight up retarded.
Ted came here with the intention of Marky posting and ruining Sam but he just can't muster up the courage
>>205075609ben's method af
>>205075357He's a million due in no part to his own talents or work lol. He's notorious for fucking people over money wise actually. Truly just hit the crypto & genetic lottery
>>205075330CONTENT KINGEveryone else is stressing and backstabbing each other for the chance of happieness; meanwhile, he is content with a comfy bed and full belly. He has transcended this mortal shell.
>>205075642Until you need parts for it, that's the catch with these things.
kino camera angles andrew!
>>205075642because it looks retarded
>>205075618its to dangle the carrot of getting paid. smooth brains love expensive vroom vrooms. its a smart move
can ian fall asleep standing up?
>>205075587No that's tomorrow..
>>205075522nuh uh
Luke is gone lol. Sam just laughed
>>205075618that's pretty funny though>do you come with the wipes?
>>205075625Anon... Did you really think they were giving out a BMW?
>>205075323How the fuck do you guys work so fast?
>>205075669Luke is a plant
>>205075642because its a hunk of shit
>2 pieces of candy
>>205075660Why didn't they keep the season 2 house? These new camera angles are soulless
FUCK MIZZY IN A NONSEXUAL WAY
>>205075663can he stay awake standing up
>>205075669Nobody wants to vote him out lol he’s fine
Who stole his candy?
>>205075634wtf does this have to do with hellhouse?
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>>205075669Hi Jeet
>>205075634holy shit is this Jon? where is this from? back story?
ted, luke, and ian are up for eliminationmizzy has immunity
wait who has immunity and who is in danger from that first group?
>>205075673production posted it from the basement
Please kick Ted
>>205075412100% this
Why does my nigga Luke have no candy? Bro was killing it
>>205075678part of the grift is that nick helps them flip the houses for profit
>>205075689ice poseidon hunger games
Binx-chan so skibidi xD
>>205075654Why do these retards keep putting so much effort into their replies? Like nigga I don't care what you have to say LMAO
>was the stealing worth itSNEED BROS….JEREMY EXPOSED US
>>205075678the whole show is a scheme to buy houses, destroy them, renovate and flip them.
Mizzy playing the game like a champ
15 FPS
>>205075726So they never found out huh?
>>205075571we don't care who sam fucks
>Mizzy cheering for AlexisDoes she still not get that they fucked her over?
jeez mizzy is so oblivious
>>205075742she accused everyone but him
>>205075646what's the price
>>205075689hunger gamesblind sided by the security guard for getting too close to xena ice sends his regards
OKAY THIS IS KINOSAMUEL HYDE AND MR. NEPTUNEI KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELI NEVER DOUBTED YE
fucking no please not simbal
>mizzy happy for the person that betrayed her
>>205075759i haven't been payin attention lmao whats she being a fuckin retard about?
REDEEMED
>>205075669Luke wins the show, part of his contract
IMMUNE:MizzyAlexisSimbal
FUCK
>>205075379Yes. That's why half assed no talent shithead retard rappers get all of those nice cars for their shitty slop normiebait music videos. All rentals.
>>205075741https://ppv.land/ftHOLY SHIT EVERYONE JUST LEARNED SNEED IS A THIEFTHE RATS ARE BEING CALLED OUT
>>205075758of course not. she went after everybody except her and sneed - the two who stole them
The Jeet is just happy to be holding someones hand
SIRS I AM SAFE
>>205075770fucking hilarious. dumb bitch jon thinking hes hot shit
simbal pitty claps
>>205075571Channing babygirl I love you so much but you need to a find a hobby. It's not healthy for you to keep this up your age.
>>205075773They still need to torture him more
>>205075782she celebrated that alexis won immunity
might be time for plan s
Ian........
SAAARS I AM STAYING I AM A REEL FEESH PLEASE SHOW ME CLIP SAARS PLEASE SHOW ME OTHER FISH SCHEMING ON ME
>>205075816he still caught the chance to sword fight xena jon w
>>205075868He had me worried.
fuck guess we will have redo the whole day sleeveless
>wearing shoes on carpetwhats wrong with americans?
Do they realize that Sam just exposed the gay black?
>>205075914*gbut whatever thread is dying
>>205075932>Simbal has to do 2 more readings of the speech
HOW CAN G TOUCH
>SLAPS MIZZYhow can u touch???
>>205075942Idk you worship us. So let us know while you're watching our show faggot.
smack
>>205075990hit it
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA SAM SHOULD HAVE SLAPPED MIZZY'S BUTT INSTEAD
i keep forgettin each time i boot this up that these people really think they are on a show on hulu
mizzy is such a retard
Are women usually this retarded on reality shows? I feel like they usually know how to talk on camera, but I don’t watch much
>>205075558They're probably the fastest moving non stickied threads in blue board history. It just goes hand in hand with the live aspect. Almost always something to post about.
Did mizzy not realize the line Sam dropped about the black?
>>205075950everybody except mizzy does
>>205076043these are the wannabes that really want to be on reality tv but never get accepted because they are vain narcissists and not in the good way
>>205076081i mean im halfpayin attention so this is probably what goes on in her head. what did he say?
Contents done for the night. No more entertainment.
>>205076081what did he say?
>>205076081mizzy doesn't realize she's alive
>>205075642That is NOT a luxury car. It's an overpriced BMW with Mini Cooper parts. Luxury cars more than 100k and don't get gapped by Subaru Imprezas
>>205076119>what did he say? >was the stealing worth it?
>Do not flush the dude wipesKek such a shit product. Was waiting for one of them to say this. The big feastable bars being worth 1 point was pretty funny as well
>>205075648it's a fucking hybrid roadster. It's a deprecated over 50% in 4 years. They are such pieces of shit lmao
Based Burt caught on with his 160 IQ
>>205076169burt let these dumb bitches convince him his ears were lying
Back to boring tank.
>>205076193hes gonna win
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>>205075669Sam won't let Luke leave for at least 3 more weeks. They almost certainly offered to pay him for his time on the show.
These women are literally retarded. Only Burt cought it.
>>205075678Theyre friends with Nick and he's actually incredibly knowledgeable on the housing market. They probably just fix and flip them, and there's an offchance a richfag fishtank fan will attempt to buy the house at meme prices for meme reasons. Which is something they did with the S2 house.
>>205076272>cought
>>205074896TELEKINESISTELEKINESISTELEKINESIS
Ted has gotten more action by being a retarded person than anyone in the house.
