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It's beginning
Too soon for a bit like this I fear
HAHAHA YOU CAN FEEL THE TENSION
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA
I love Alex so fucking much
HELL HOUSE IS HERE
the jeet instantly started backing into position as soon as someone suggested they should trade places
GAY BEN STIRRING THE POT
S2 GODS WE EATING GOOD
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>JEET IMMEDIATELY STEALS IT
show's over, good season jet.
>it may just be the queer in me, but payton is attractivewho the fuck said this?
ahahahah all the women went silent when asked about the jeet being attractive
PUT THAT INDIAN AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT FUCKING NOW
welcome to fishtank
theres now way these people are so weak that theyre content with this ranking
>Burt thinks he should be #1I wish I had an ounce of this autistic faggots confidence
need a "twitter" poll right now jet, with the pajeet in last place. Luke bursts into the room to deliver the results
>>205158194Fucking A! Alex is giving them the business!
>>205158230I think it might actually work
burt's date rape drugs are finally wearing offearly alex is fucking returning
Why does binx put on so much makeup she looks retarted.
>HA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA WERE DOING DRESS TO IMPRESS THIS IS SUCH A GOOD BIT AHAAAA HAAAAAAAAA
This is hilarious
>>205158230It's perfect, they're too stupid to realise it's a bit, and it'll cause cracks
hah haa HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>i'm not talking about in the drag queen world>i'm talking real life>normal people
Jeremy Gold is cracking... Jedediah Goldstriker is coming out
the gassing up the jeet into ignoring him and making fun of him is great. too bad hes too self absorbed to actually process the whiplash
Alex is aware that he looks like he survived a microwave
>magazinesnigga who has read a magazine in the last 15 years?
YES
BINX BURNS COAL
IM SCARED BROS IT'S STARTINGPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT FUCK THIS UP
Smack is the most beautiful BY FAR.
alex is 10 words in and i'm crying laughing
IT HAS BEGUN!
>>205158265>>205158275If Ben was leading it then yes but Sam is way too intense right now
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>THE UGLY FUCKED UP PERSON
buckle up anons
>>205158268She thinks it makes her look good on camera.When she has her streaming set up going, it makes her almost look like she's in her 20s.On most cameras and from most angles though she looks like a clown.
sam finna blow it
>>205158194serious answer: payton #1joke answer: simbal
>We're all equally pretty and attractivethese fucks need a REALITY CHECK
>>205158275this
SAM. HOLD BACK. TOO SOON BRO.
>>205158238there it is
>>205158268she's cute in a kind of dumpy 2000s emo past-her-prime way
>>205158230Nah it works because it’s a relatively popular thing that’s been done online, it was like a trend at one point
These people are being destoryed by something so tame
>>205158194Name their band, /ftl/
HELL HOUSE HELL HOUSE
They will lie and say the jeet was voted as most attractive
mizzy must be seething internally she is so far down
I AM COMPUTER TONIGHT BEFORE THIS CLOWN SHOW COLLAPSES
It's not fair brosI NEED Mommy Mizzy thighs to sleep on
It's not supposed to be Hell House yet Sam fucking stop
>>205158295you heavily overestimate the average IQ in the house (Burt not included in this)
SIMBALSAARS VE ARE VINNING
Binx is so fucking hot
they should rank burt as least attractive, he will go insane completely
>WHY IS SAM DOING THISWHY IS SAM DOING THIS>WHY IS SAM DOING THISWHY IS SAM DOING THIS>WHY IS SAM DOING THISWHY IS SAM DOING THIS>WHY IS SAM DOING THISWHY IS SAM DOING THIS>WHY IS SAM DOING THISWHY IS SAM DOING THISit's so fucking funny but they are seething so hard
lets all love josie
>this guy thinks he's the most attractive person in the house
>>205158235>HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAI legit love this. Imma start saying this too irl
>IT'S EXPLODINGHERE WE GO
>>205158328rape
>Payton>Smack>Alex B>Burt>Binx>Mizzy>Alexis>Sneed>Ian>Ted>Jeet
>>205158311toxic positivity is a disease on society
>>205158293LET THEIR BLOOD RAAAAAIIIIINN FROM THE SKY
>>205158328Neapolitan
>Sam does a complete 180 turn while IN CHARACTER, pushing the bit wayyyy too hardThey haven't even done the computer bit yet and he's already setting off a "something's off" alarm in everyone, can he just leave for a week?
Smaack is actually least attractive and it's not even close. Her face is fucking weird
This is hilarious holy shit these people are in for a rude awakening
>I just had a rough morningLater on he's gonna call a meeting apologizing for his behavior earlier and save it. He's gonna say he got the worst news of his life and took it out on the contestants.
>>205158238she cute
>>205158317Nah this is a decent level
This is going to be good. They all have massive egos
>>205158338Yes it is. It’s time. It’s time to bring the pain
>>205158328the backdoor bandits
fucking Sam KEK
>>205158305
>ben whispering "great shot" into vances earnone of them heard him, he is just so immersed into his character
>>205158328zach hillmc rideflatlander
See, THIS is when this bit works, with vapid normalfags with an inflated sense of self worth. Not autistic MDE fans that are constantly depressed and have no self esteem.
sam chill the fuck out
All women rate themselves a ten and 90% of men a 5 or below. This was bound to fail without more male energy like Luke in there.
>>205158347drugged out ugly whorethat ranking gaslight is really doing numbers on her mental health
>>205158295its the next phase
insane that half of them can't even handle a challenge as tame as this
>>205158373its the same bit they did for s1 and s2 multiple times
>my brain automatically filters mizzy
>>205158378bros...
this is legit ruining my day
SAMMY NOHOLD IT IN A LIL BIT MORE
>>205158386LMAO
>AlexisYeah your stitched up gash is beautiful
>>205158378FACTS
did we ever figure out who this is?
sam cannot act for shit. why isnt this the ben show?
>>205158230the bit itself is fine, it's sam pushing it by saying shit like "the queer in you" or "do you think ugly fucked up people win?"
Get ready for tears
the jig is up
>>205158365even ian made a face when sam started going off. they know something is up now.good job sam!
I'm actually mindblown that she has legs like this. I've only ever seen the cankles that sized on Korean broads.
>>205158351Ripped it straight from Mr. Starpower himself
>>205158344To get them at each other throats, having these pick me whores rate their own attractiveness vs each other is so diabolical because all of them apart from Ian and Ted are seething
>beauty is subjective and everyone is beautiful in their own unique waysJesus Christ…..
>>205158347off topiccute abi tho
https://voca.ro/163j6k6UOkda
>>205158365this is all jets fault btw
>>205158317>UGLY FUCKED UP PERSON
>>205158328All Shades
QRD I just woke up and stayed up last night watching Simbal cockblock a drunk Ian.
>wasnt listening what did you sayKekI love sam
Payton should clearly be ahead of the blonde hag WTF
Rip innocent famous house, it will be a hard watch from here on out, might not make it.
mutt cope
>payton>smaack>alex>burt>mizzy>alexis>sneed>ian>ted>jeet
EPSTEIN LIST CHALLANGE SOON
To do what those fucked up YouTube channels do ("Who's Most Attractive?" "Who Would You Date/Marry/Sleep With?") without the disingenuous veneer of "starting a conversation" and "exploring humanity" - this is what I'd call an achievement, albeit a tiny one.
>>205158418this
>he's doing the goldstriker 4chan posts IRL thing alreadyit's over
>>205158418he also mentioned smaacks bare feet in a creepy way
>>205158409
this bit is gonna kill the vibe of the house
sam took his trt injections this morning
SAM YOURE COMING IN TOO HOT AAAAAHHHH
Frog status?
>>205158365fuck itthat's great
>>205158378She's going to have a 10 hour bitch sesh about how Toxic Sam is after this.Her stocks will plummet.
>>205158371PeytonSmackBinxAlexMizzyTedIanBurtAlexisPrince
>>205158371nah Mizzy is ugly and Alexis is straight up beat from multiple Botox injections
Mizzy is such a killjoy
>>205158409Jesus christ lmao
goddammit sam just try to contain your inner hyde
how long will faggot ted stand there like this
>>205158448Pussy, it's hell house now
>>205158441Theyre getting upset already for sure lmao
>there's a reason why some people are never on screenhow has simbal not figured out that everyone hates him
smack is a bottom 3binx is a top 5 maybe 4ian is like just below the middle with the prince above him and ted under
The truth will set you free
>>205158402I understand anon, but this group is a little different
where do you see her tits
>objectively speaking there is a reason to why some people aren't on screen>always leaving the Jeet outthis is brutal KEK
oh god all the girls will be traumatized, 2 days of girltalk incoming.
>>205158409more
>>205158393all of the males there are ugly as since be seriousall of them are either fat, skellingtonmode or not white
>MUH LOOKS DOESNT MATTER>PERSONALITY MATTERSThe cope
>>205158458it was nice while it lasted bros but im busy anyway so glad I can turn this off now
>>205158467based smaack making changes
>women want to put their pet gay eunich top top attractivethey are helpless
>>205158447Pay doesn’t have a PAWG ass real shit
THIS IS A FUCKING GREAT BIT YOU GUYS ARE FAGGOTS
can sam stop being a jew and just up the prize to 100k and do the reveal alreadyim slowburned out
they all want to move simbal and none of them will say it lmao
It's funny because this is their worst fucking nightmare.
BOILING TOO HARD SAMI'M GETTING NERVOUS
>>205158465he probably stole a vial from burt yesterday
suffering yet?
>SAM IS RUINING THE BIT!!!how many fucking days do you fags want NONTENT? 90% of this cast is LITERALLY GAY
>>205158513it just hurt to watch
>>205158464good
Alexis thinks she's the most attractive with that fucked up face
Sam you gotta slow it down let's not get too hard too fast
>>205158486>>205158467Smack is being corrupted and is now playing along!
>they're gonna slowly move the jeet to the bottomlmaooooo
It feels like for the past few days we've been strapped into a rollercoaster and it's only just now starting to move
>>205158445he's literally me fr fr
The Jeet will be in the ugliest slot by the end of this bit
>>205158513100% thank you anon this is hilarious.TORTURE SHITTY ACTORS TIME
SAM SHOULD RANK THEM HIMSELF NOW
literally the worst parts of this season are whenever sam is on screen. the best parts are the retarded shit they get up to on their own at 3am
>alexis wanting to put laron above burthe's gonna lose it
>>205158444nothing really. tehy're ranking by attractiveness. Ben said they have to be in their rooms by 2AM from now on
this scene sucks
>>205158504They’re doing it for the cameras
>no one challenging the busted 40 year old hagalexis winning bigly.
production, what the fuck?
80% of the fish will be mindbroken by this
Alex belongs dead last
>>205158518None of them are getting any money....
>>205158485It's one thing when it begins shit like previous season. Now there are a bunch of normies being exposed to hell. The descend is what is making me cringe.
>fish being mindfucked over a s2 day 1 bitthese faggots are fucked
>>205158416It's Jon
>completely ruining the build up because sam wants to give a chud speech
>I like my spotSAAR DO NOT REDEEM SPOT
>>205158463>Mizzy bottom 3 she's screaming internally
>>205158539SAAR HOW CAN HE SWITCH??
>>205158445>random scream>sorry wasn't listening he's going too hard lmao
thank god i didnt go out to get snacks cuz this is one of the most important story development arches so far
>>205158464WHAT FUCKING VIBE DOES THIS HOUSE HAVE
>>205158513no its dumb
>>205158499True but all the women will do the "all women are beautiful thing" regardless.Without male push back it's falls flat.
>the girls are saying Sneed should be at the topwomen are so fucking retarded in groups
ben dropping the accent is so insane
I like this bros. Corrupting the normies is an interesting premise.
>Jeet keeps putting himself up
>>205158534i agree but this is going to haunt alex, mizzy, burt, prince, alexis so hard its unreal
i can't look away
>>205158568That's not Jeet though?
This is actually a good bit to push them to where they need to be and get them to stop normalizing "everyone is awesome, stunning and beautiful".
where are they going with this
insane idea
>Slowly drag the Jeet all the way back down I KNEEL
i think sam might get away with pushing it here since he's kinda just been abrasive the whole time. they could probably pick up on what he was trying to hide so i honestly don't think this ruins much. they're just gonna shit talk the creepy rude host behind closed doors and move on
>>205158573they did this season 1 too kek
kino
>have to go to work right as this kino starts
alexis confidently running to the top is insane lol she's so fuckin ugly
Ian doesn't deserve last
Simbal is most attractive the fuck???
>>205158595I just realized this, absolutely amazing
haven't these people been to a casting call? aren't some of them models?
>>205158533>has to pay for modeling gigsshe's beyond delusional
holy fuck the social media "results" better put king Ian in the top 3
>>205158568he is actually sort of attractive in a bam margera way
I fucking love Burts confidence. Get this dude in a blade cosplay and have him sleep in an upright coffin.
lmao alex b is so bogged he thinks he is good lookinghe looks like a fucking cracked out drug addict
>>205158513It's funny but I'm fucking scared that we're moving too fast
There's no way the jeet isn't a plant right? Is this how they all act?
Alexis is fucking delusional lmao
>Sam reveals the fan vote>Simbal last>Alexis second to last>Ian first
>>205158464That's the point. Gonna build a lot of tension. They're going to goad them until they get real
>Puts himself and number 1>"I'M LIVIN IN THE REAL WORLD NOT FANTASY LAND"
>>205158579He immediately places himself higher than Payton, an actual model
>>205158527remember how sam got when they started being edgy on fishtank, saying nigger and hitler and shit? how it was such an easy and lazy way to be "funny" and edgy? he's doing the same exact thing but with being ugly now
Alex day 1 BACK YES
alexis is delusional
>>205158513It is greatShows how fucked up these people are really
>>205158606Sam, I kneel
I said yesterday sam would sabotage it within the next 5 days and it didn't even take 5 days. he is genuinely dumb as shit. he would rather fuck up his own show than not be the center of attention for 5 minutes
>>205158577jet started it and forced sams handalways blame jet
BOG FACE IS NOT BUDGING KEK
SAAR I HAVE REDEEMED SPOT HOW CAN YOU SWITCH
If we're all being honest Binx is the hottest one
>>205158513nooo you can't have a similar bit play out with different people once a year noooo i must never see this same thing ever again nooooo it's so terrible it's self plagiarism noooooooo
The bit isn't over until someone takes simbal down a peg
>I'm living in the real world.>Alex B.
>>205158347Rodent
>>205158513this its fucking great let those normies devour themselves
>alexis is sliding everyone down so that simbal goes loweri kneel
>>205158615it's like... whatever
>they're gonna cut my head off... damn...
alexis switch places with payton
Alexia is not the most attractive why does no one else say this? She 100% plastic lmao
>payton beats out the three of youlol alexis doesn't even consider payton is hotter than her
>Alexis wont give up top spotDead
>>205158628She legit thinks she is better than Payton??
they're gonna keep this bit going until symbol is last
>>205158627hes just being a normie dude
nobody has mentioned ian at all. not production, contestants, or even him.
>>205158583finally something funny happened
>>205158591They're doing it because he's "one of the gals"
in what world is alexis more attractive than payton
>>205158592Jews didn't like it.
production says was an omen for the death of this season
>>205158639bogged butterface bitch
Now this is kino
>>205158614She has to believe she is the prettiest otherwise the thousands of dollars shes spent on cosmetic surgeries is all in vain
HOW CAN SHE SWITCH? HOW CAN SHE SWITCH????
>>205158520>It's funny because this is their worst fucking nightmare.Yup lol. PreciselyPerfect way to start the descent into fishtank
Alexis seriously thinks she's the most beautiful? Delusional bogged beast
>>205158602sowing seeds of discontent
>Look at Paytons face, shes symmetrical, shes beautiful, she beats out you three, but not me, the walled fat whore teehee
Alexis paid for that face
I want Binx to claw me while giving me a caring smile
Someone needs to just directly say to Alexis>Payton is way more beautiful than you. She doesn't need botox
>>205158627every shitskin on earth behaves exactly like him
>>205158621No one wants to say anything to her because she runs the house
watching the jeet slowly slide down the scale is fucking hilarious, he's not happy lol
>>>>>>PEYTON IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE BUT SHES NOT MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ME, THE FAT FUCKIN SLAMPIGHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205158681In her head
>ted: yeah alex is the most attractiveit's over
Little all the girls are prettier than Alexis why are they allowing to be first?
Alexis is still desperately hanging on to when she was hot 10 years ago lmao
having blonde hair doesn’t automatically make you unmoggable , Alexis ……….
>Alexis, switch places with mizzy
>>205158681none they are afraid to be labeled pedos
TED NOOO YOU'LL BREAK BURT'S HEART
>>205158631BASED>>205158664‘Ah man… cartel gonna kill me… chill’
Is smaack going to have a meltdown over sam saying nigga to ron?
what?
THE FUCKING STONES ON THIS BOGGED OUT ROASTIE TO INSIST SHE'S NUMBER #1
girl rating best to worst>payton - canonical beauty also 10 years younger, athletic>smaack - lil goofy but natural and always smiling, good body>binx - hag but she got nice body>alexis - bogged surgeries>mizzy - meat slab
Ian cant really be fucking with this shit right now he's putting a lot on the line just being on camera...
>>205158680Exactly. Like everything, they need to outsource all opinions to what they think the group would think. And since he's part of their group he can't have his gay bitch feelings hurt.
Tell Alexis to move her Sweet Dee looking ass down the line
>>205158194>• Luke is eliminated without a vote after waking up the entire house and ruining production's bitwhat bit did he ruin? i assumed production put him up to the pots and pans thing
>>205158677Ian is more attractive than the jeet and Alexis no homo
right through burt's heart
>>205158718HIV status?
>I designed this outfitIT'S THE SAME CLOTHES HE'S BEEN WEARING ALL WEEK
they need to emphasize the 50k more to get these people in the right mindset
>>205158591all objectivity goes out the window because they're constantly affirming in group allegiance and blowing steam up each others' asses, very annoying
>Ted making Burt go lower on the rankingsTED NO YOU'VE ALREADY BROKEN HIS HEART ONCE TODAY
>>205158639She looks like Hillary Clinton
Alexis thinking she's more attractive than 19 year old model Payton with her beat fucking Botox single mother face is just fucking sad.
>>205158634these people are libtarded and delusional. they need to be challenged and start being entertaining
kek they’re turning on each other
>how much did you spend on your outfit I hate this fag
>>205158724YWNBAW
okay, I get it.The show is called Famous House. It's on Hulu. Everyone who signed up for this shit knows that it's the trashiest bullshit ever. The Feastables and Dude Wipes and Manscaped ads and trashy DJ and TCL TV giveaway are to remind the contestants: this is trash. You are on a trash show for trash people and they want to see you being trashy.BUT.They didn't *hire* the trashiest possible people to be on the show. They hired politically correct dumbasses. They hired people who talk the talk of social justice, twitter egirls, gay men, etc. I'd say the only people who don't meet this criteria 100% are Alex and maybe Ian. Everyone else is trying to bring the twitter realness to the trashiest reality show ever made.It's all to create cognitive dissonance. He wants them to break. To corrupt them. He wants them to lean into it. He wants to turn PC twitter egirls into brainless Jersey Shore sluts because he thinks it's funny to see how low people are willing to stoop in order to win a fairly insignificant cash prize, which has always been the concept, but season 2 was autists in the most uncomfortable possible situations, and season 3 is SJWs in the most trashy, lowest-common-denominator reality show.I dunno. This stuff is pretty obvious but it finally kinda clicked for me.
>>205158719
>>205158724yes 100% accurate
pisses me off that alexis just takes #1 when shes clearly uglier than payton AND ALSO ALD AS FUCK
Is there a way I can watch this in 1 hour? I’m stuck at work. I can’t see the bit they are doing.
>>205158681In the fat ass pounding and cock sucking world lil nigga
THIS IS.......PROBLEMATIC.......
>>205158693fucking kek it's insane
>>205158627he is behaving like a dozen jeets i know
mizzy is fucking seething hard at being so low
>>205158724accurate
talk your shit Burt stand up for your drip king
FUCK YOU TED
Symbol looking like movie star He handsomely man in india
>>205158667she's also,importantly, old and beat.
>>205158671her busted ass bog face should be at the bottom
>>205158554>>205158563Its so fucked up lmaoBitch is literally Bogged
>>205158710>when she was hotnever happened bro
i need to see alexis ugly crying NOW NOW NOW NOW IMMEDIATELY POSTHASTE
>>205158724This is objectively correct
this is physically assault on the viewers
IAN STAND YOUR GROUND KEK
>I designed this outfit around the colors black, white and greyGood job Burt
Is nobody going to call out Alexis for putting herself above Payton?
>>205158667>>205158665You two do not understand female psychology at allWomen who know they’re beautiful are humble about it, an aging bogged woman is desperate and so is more actively self promoting
>>205158739bogged freak needs to go to the end
>we should find out how much our outfits cost usted is such a jew
>>205158600hes second to lastGoblins arent that ugly
Alex's newly wed wife's costume from last night.
>>205158739looks like my prescription drug addicted 50 year old aunt
>erm... this is not very politically correct
>>205158724Objectively correct.
man i'm tired
>>205158719you don't get it, she paid money for her 10 million units of botox
>>205158753pseud
HE'S GONNA KILL HER 12345 222
>>205158739She literally looks like my 60yr old aunt
>>205158733They did. They probably decided together that it was time for him to leave. Idk why people say he ruined the bit.
People thinking this bit it too obvious, Mizzy was literally saying last night after dealing with Simbal and Ian's bullshit"I feel like I'm in crazy house, this isn't famous house this is a joke house. I'm being punk'd"They're ready guys. It's been a week its okay to turn up the heat a bit.
>>205158724Mizzy over Alexis but I can see how people can look past the bogging. Otherwise objectively correcf
YES PROD THE JEET
it's slowly becoming fishtank....neptunian
fuck you ted you clone tard burt is drippy af and has an iconic look he hand crafted himself that also fits his persona
>>205158783Welcome to the faghag world we live in
i hate this fucking indian cunt so much
>>205158702fuck man when she said "you gotta be right here" then pointed at 2nd i burst out laughing. nobody wants to challenge the great botox beast for they fear what may come.
this is already mind-breaking these retards lmao
save smaack
Luke would have been at the fucking top with PaypayAlso the jeet is completely fucking broken right now
>>205158735He would be if he wasn’t a slob
Ted stirring up shit even more than Sam was
Im enjoying this too much>alexis and symbul's delusions
>>205158724Objectively / demonstrably true
Simbal is seething again lmao
I need to fuck Mizzy
lmfao
>>205158759There'll definitely be a clip up on some YT channel within 15-45 minutes for your viewing pleasure later.
Jeet seething
>>205158470She'll be the next member of the Jomha polycule
>>205158761I will never forgive sam for making smaack cry
>>205158733Yeah, people here are eating some bullshit about the Luke removal
>>205158230>Too soon for a bit like this I fearWhat about it is a bit?
>>205158681 Smack and Binx are more attractive than Alexis too. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with their heads.
Paytonjeetalex are the top 3 imo
>>205158790Jeet is dead last, then Alex or Ian, both are dog ugly, and then Ted.
>Tom Cruise in CollateralLMAO I'm fucking dead
Symbal looking Like Jon Wicks dood he very movie star
BASED SMAACK
>hyping the jeet i'm looking at a car crash and can't look away
>this season the fishes are sharksneptunian
So where would they rank Luke?
This show would be much better without Sam.
Burt looks like he should be punching holes through vampires
alex is ugly as shit. he should be at the end before symbol.
butifull jirls
Payton > Binx > Mizzy > Burt > Smaack > Alexis > Alex > Ian > Ted > Indian
>I'm gonna leave the girls alonefirst time you've ever done that, jeet
>>205158753yeah basically. Fishtank is basically a crucible
SMAACK W
>all the girls are beautifultypical jeet
>>205158623When you have to look at him at a distance to look good, idk manim not into druggie face melt. ghouls aren't my thing
I think this is a good way to slowly let the Famous House facade slip.
hahahaha now it's just girls vs boys
Pay10>Binx>Smash>Mizzy>AlexisBurt>Alex>Signal>Ian>Ted
HOG IS OINKIN
>>205158807It's much funnier to keep the bit going imo, keep them guessing. If she thinks she's being punk'd she's going to convince herself it's real again in two days or whatever.
>>205158819he's hilariouslittle brown creepy dwarf that thinks he's brad pitt
>handsome black giganigga>white man>disgusting wannabe PUA pajeetBrutal
alexis is such a cunt
>>205158800Love this Ligga
Alexis is the plant who's gonna make Burt snap
>sam singling out simbal againthis goes back to what mizzy said last night "they keep trying to make him do things to make him look better but it just.. to me i makes him look worse to me"
YEAAAAH BURT
Rare Alexis W
alexis is fucking fuming the ugly freak
JEET GETTING MOGGED AHAAHAAHAHAAHA
>Alexis vs Burt catfightLET'S FUCKING GO
Alexis is a cunt
lmao alexis
alexis is actually getting pissed off at burt taking the #1 spot lmao
Alexis SEETHING
Ted and Ian for the love of god please stand in front of wifi
What they need to do is keep them doing bits all day so they don't have time to process this in whispertankalso>GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, NIGGERalexis is coming alive
>>205158860Fucking Laron would tell him to get to 1. He really liked how he looked.
is alexis actually getting heated?
These people are absolutely in love with themselves, top kek
Based Burt
HAHA HAAAAA HAAA this is great
>>205158853>>205158862>Tom Cruise in Collateralkek had to look this up
>>205158472I agree with this + jeet at the end
That was fucking painful for a second but I think we're safely in. I think they rationalize it and no one's gonna leave.
I actually think Smaack is the most attractive from the inside and the outside
DON'T LET THAT SINGLE MOTHER PUSH YOU AROUND BURT
YES QUEEN BURT SLAY
THIS IS ENTERTAINING
>this is the front of the line NIGGER get your black ass to the bACK OF THE LINEwhoahh what the fuck alexis..??
alexis is fucking pissed that burt thinks he looks better than her
>>205158912yeah
These normies are waay more insecure than the S2 autists WTF??
Alexis seething at Burt holy fucking kek
>back of the bus BurtJesus Christ Alexis
>>205158393I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS ALL THE WOMAN WOULD PUT THEMSELVES FIRST AND ALL THE MEN LAST. GET FUCKED.
>>205158753I think they actually just tried to cast vapid game chasing people and that sort of genre has changed between 2000 and 2024
Damn Alexis is fucking evil
damn slampig alexis is actually losing it
alexis is gonna lose it
ok this is now getting good. lol at alexis lmaoooooo
SENDING ROSA PARKS TO THE BACK OF THE BUS. BURT STAND YOUR GROUND! RACISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN FAMOUS HOUSE.
ewww is there anything less attractive than an old busted hag who thinks she is hot shit. yuck.
based burt putting that hag in her place, actually her place is further down.
BURT IS DOMINATING
NOOOOOO THE MUTT NEEDS TO LEAVEOH HAHAHAHA THE GIRLS LMAOBASED BURT FUCK THOSE HOES
>>205158860Probably in the middle or end. The conventionally attractive people always end up there and the loudest bitch and the ugly ones end up in the front
god i hate the two-faced snake pit whore circle jerk
>>205158866Forgot Laron but he's between Ian and Ted
alexis is so fucking mad that burt went above her fucking kek this is insane
LETS GO BURTHUMBLE THAT PLASTIC WHORE kek she intimated him back into his placewhat tyrant bitch
>>205158866Alex looks cool, man.
Alexis mad fr hahaha Burt is permanently endorsed
literally my palms are sweating
>you belong at the end down there>you're eliminated>you really dont belong up herehow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>205158862what makes this so fucking funny is Tom Cruise is a goddam psychopath in that movie too
Burt just popped the fucking cork on this house in 2 seconds flat
>>205158901Schizoid vs hag
uhhhh i like alexis now?
can someone humble alexis and put her next to the Jeet PLEASE
>alexis made burt bend the knee
>>205158719sadly shes my bottom 3rdalex b, symbal, then Alexis
>>205158904burt deserves it
>Burt: I know I'm hot shit>Yeah.
BASED BURT
>>205158874i cackled when he said this
hope they shit on alexis hard after this
Alexis is so insufferably delusional WHOAAAAAAH if I was there I'd fuck her shit up, place Payton first, Smack second, and her where Alex is right now
>>205158904She's so insaneShe's literally the ugliest girl there
the ugliest girl thinks she's the prettiest meanwhile she looks 40 at 28.
I hope they tell Alexis shes ugly as fuck
Ian literally doesn't care
>>205158527Maybe production should be on the same page with each other?Everyone but Sam has been going 50% less than he's going rn, it just sticks out. It's funny, but what's the point of doing this incredibly expensive slow burn if everyone's not locked in
ALEXIS STOCKS IN FREEFALL DUE TO HER CUNTY ATTITUDE
>>205158877It’s good because it’s now contestant focused and will cause so much drama. Sam just had to turn up the heat
Holy shit bros this self ranking is an accurate reflection of hoeflation in society and busted women thinking theyre hot shit
burt getting mad, better sleep with one eye open you fat hog
>>205158941She does the duck face when she thinks she is correct.
alexis is so fucking ugly. She is not not even top 3 lol
>outfit is part of the scoring>alexis’ boring ass outfit and haggard body
Is no one going to point out that Alexis looks like she is 42 years old?
>alexis threatening to kick burtyou dumb bitch... you stupid bitch... horrible swine
>ALEXIS THE BOGGED
>>205158912her "looks" is the only thing she has in life, if she doesn't win this she has no meaning in life
>>205158862>you now reminded that sam is the biggest tedcruiseboo and literally thinks he's a super human
Didn’t they do this already?
This bogged bitch is so delusional it's unreal.
>>205158903BEAT
burt is freaking the fuck out publically now lmfao
>>205158887These mfs look so cool
>>205158930this is why this shall be the strongest incarnation of this bit so far
>>205158883I think most of them are going to see this challenge as "haha prod trying to turn us against each other for content" I don't think they're even gonna be suspicious and I'm being honest.
mizzy way too low down the list
ted and alexis are the only actually ugly ones
>>205158930>People who want to be social media famous are insecurego figure
>this specific challenge will have them seething at each other so much that they won't really even consider Sam's behavior being weird and meanGood play
1: Payton2: Smaack3: Mizzy4: Binx5: Burt6: Wi-fi SymbolTIED: Jeet, Alex, Ian, TedBogged-up face (last place): Alexis
What will they say social media said for maximum butthurt?
God I wish I could tell Alexis how ugly she is inside and out
Wonder what Ian thinking
>>205158926fucking kek
mizzy is seriously way prettier without makeup, she's really bad at it.
did they do a poll?
Sam you fucking insane genius, the seethe this is going to generate
mizzy is so much prettier without makeup wtf
Alexis showing her true colors
Will Burt rape Alexis?
>>205158930people keep crying that they rerun bits but this people are from another planet compared to S2 this shit is great
payfags, are you going to stand back and take this?
Just tuned in what competition are they doing?
Socials will say alexis is last place and ian first
ngl mizzy was kind of pretty in that shot
>>205158954Continue standing in the #1 position.
burt rant about alexis incoming
yeah no shit mizz is actually gorgeous.
>>205159000she runs the house with her pet nigger. i don't know how
>>205158949i haven't seen genuine anger this season before this. her eyes were burning.
>>205159011
>>205158954E-z>stop projecting
will the pic be posted to sam's twitter or to the fishtank account?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgNoS6wuSRY
>>205158987the attractive dyke stood in the middle
>>205158901Alexis would fuck him to death
>S3 cast already doing this bit better than S2
>they're already having hugging sessions over thisholy shit these people are woefully unprepared for what's going to happen to them
>>205159000It's cognitive dissonance because she paid tons of money for cosmetic procedures
alexis might be mentally insane
>>205158984her stocks have always been super low no one likes her lol
>>205158866Yeah this is ok.
>>205158841Based tomboy appreciators.
>>205159024these people are crazy man...
remember theres a 3 year old kid out there that has this disgusting botox monstrosity as a mother
burt gonna rape and kill hes pissed
please send Alexis to the fucking bototm
FUCK ALEXIS
>>205158724Accurate however binx is still my favorite
they will keep seething about this
smack immediately needed to hug binx from being mindbroken
>>205159018untrue, this is mad unprofessional and deeply weird, I would be pretty upset that they're making me do this its humiliating
>>205158984Have Alexis stocks ever risen? The woman is horrible inside and out, as Sam said
Smaack is internally seething at this entire bit. Wonder if she's going to rage
ALEX B RESPECTING THAT O NATURALWE ARE SO IN THAT FAT PUFFY FUPA BOYS
Imagine getting THIS pissed off about something so trivial at like 34.
Why is Binx crying?
>>205158930Ego. Notice that Ian has the least ego and he's happy to be in the bottom position despite not actually being that unattractive.Alexis has the biggest ego and she is forcing herself to be ranked highest despite Payton mogging her.
>everyone cracking funny poses>pajeet hits the super serious mean mugWhy are pajeets hyperobsessed with appearing masculine?
>>205158920She deserves to be ahead of all the women aside from Payton, but the girls made sure to put her last
I feel what Alexis said to burt was racially motivated
Rating challenges never fail to get shit going
Not putting Peyton first is malpractice by all involved.
>girls leaving braphog out of the group hugshe made them mad didn't she
>>205158966>I wonder if my family has been kidnapped and beheaded yet, das crazy mane...
>>205158920Same.
>>205158851WILDI would put trashy single mom 3rd
>>205159068She and Jeet have the same ego.
>>205159039NoThey'll put paypay above and alexis in secondThe important thing is jeet is last
The suit makes Simbal actually look better than most of the fish
>>205158947I love women and I love normalfags they truly are superior to autistic weirdos
is binx fucking crying? hahahahha wtf
Put WiFi last and Alexis next
Holy shit I just got home, anyone got a clip of Alexis vs Burt?
Jeet deserves to be on the far left along with all the women
Alex would be beautiful if he didn't do all that heroinDon't do drugs, kids !!
>IF I DONT PUT MYSELF AT THE TOP EVERY TIME ALL MY COSMETIC SURGERIES WILL HAVE BEEN FOR NOTHING!!!Punitive rape for this bitch
>>205159048mizzy is a busted version of ana kasparian + shoeonhead + avril lavigne
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>>205159067she somehow needs to be humbled more than the jeet
I kneel, this is their worst fucking nightmare and the perfect way to show just how pathetic and self absorbed these delusional freaks are
THEY'RE GONNA SAY CYMBAL WON AHAHAHAHAHA
>>205158724if mizzy lost the weight she would be 2nd place
>>205159068the prophet
>>205159032>>205159076Is everyone seeing how furious the Jeet is?
>>2051588602nd after Payton no homo but dude is a chad. He'd probably also be real about the shit and call out the ugos
>>205159068tj mogs everyone of these hags
social media results better be:bring luke out for #1ianpeytonsmackbinxalexmizzyburtthe rest have to go in the other room
>>205158954violence but in a cool way
>>205159086man wants what he cant have
>"Social media" calls Alexis the ugliest She necks
BROKEN
some suckers paid $60 for this angle LOL
>>205159044because theres no actual men on the show. its full of homos and weak girls
Holy shit, Alexis needs to be put in her place now. How is NO ONE in the house calling her out for being a bogged monstrosity?
>>205159059what gave it away
lmao alexis is backtracking
>>205159086How would you feel if you were 5'5" and Indian anon?
Reminder that Alexis left her 3 year old at home during the holiday season to be on a reality TV show.
>>205159083this is what happens when you have normal testosterone levels
>>205159074That's the point. They're supposed to be slowly taking for a ride. An emotional Rollercoaster if you will. They just created conflict out of nothing. Neptunian. Next step is reveal an audience vote that contradicts it
>>205159090he could have said "because i'm black?" and it would destroy her
>>205158467Still marinatin
>I had to play the shallow bitch>playlol ok
alexis was only pretending to be retarded
>>205159036Rerunning bits that weren’t that great to begin with let’s be real essay
>>205159024man... dats crazyyy
>madam i am most attractive>please perform the needful
SMACK BELLY MAKING ME ACT UP
>>205159000She is 3rd only to jeet and gay nigger
alexis is so delusional holy shit
Alexis, none of this will rehydrate your eggs. Your time has passed, let it go.
>>205159123>Inflate his ego furtherI like this approach too
>it's okay, i've gotta play the dominant buff topthis guy is a fucking legend holy fuckjon-tier kino, one of the greatest of all time.
alexis was spamming nigger in her head when she was pressing burt
still looking for binx panties webm I am 100% sure I saw it but wasnt recording
Smack lives in a social scene where she has to pretend like obese men wearing dresses are beautiful
>>205159094payton is literally the most conventionally attractive followed by binx.payton > binx > mizzy/smaack > alexis
omg please tell alexis she is last or at least less then the other girls
>>205159101not even the fines bespoke suit could compensate for his poop colored ugly ass mug
>>205159119Ian currently in freefall due to assassination chances
>>205159098I was just doing boys sorry. Alexis is better than Ian but not Alex probably.
are they done already or taking a break
>>205159019That's more or less accurate, although Jeet should definitely either go last or before ted. Alexis should go after Alex. I'm not ranking jeet near last just cause I dislike him either, he is just not good looking.
>>205159133Burt #1
>>205158954she was just pretending to be mad btw
>>205159068holy shit
alex likes eating the ass of obese mexicans. he cannot judge beauty
Mizzy>Personally I think I'm a 10What goofy clown mirrors are you using?
this is the culmination of modern individualities promotion of narcissism
>>205159119simbal is spelled with an Ahis stock should be at 0 toosimbalcoin holders are bankrupt
>>205159119Burt should be below Ian atp
>>205159144>90% of fish in the same room>jet too busy hitting the gas to move the ptz cam
Men in Black 4.>>205159005Sorry I stole your screen cap.
>>205159074>unprofessionalthey are supposed to be making a reality show. i think the all understand making them a little uncomfortable and manufacturing conflict is part of thatnothing about that was too much
>>205159193yep
>Director cam on Sneed in the Penthouse putting stuff in drawersBravo Jet
Jet here's an idea to relay to Sam and Ben.Do one of those YouTube video things where they get a row of people to stop on to a line to indicate how much they agree disagree with a statement usually on a controversial topic.
>>205159171sure but look at what's happening these retards are taking it seriously
>>205159123gas him up to the moon then let him crash
>>205159155narcissistic personality disorder
>>205159074Welcome to Fishtank
>>205159032>jeet doing a tate alpha male influencer poseHAHAHA THIS CAN'T BE REAL
>>205159076smaack is way too low
>>205159192LololololoSo true dude
>>205159166>>205159165The fact that they're on a show means she can justify any behavior like thisShe has a psycho bitch in her waiting to come out
insane how such a basic bit is causing them to have a pow wow
BURT lokey heated hahah
>>205158840I hope. I’m tired of missing out on shit when I’m being a paypig, Sam calls it payangel. I’ve lost so much sleep staying up just to see nothing happen. They are on my time zone but I have to wake up at 5am for my job.
>>205159193Smack above Mizzy imo but good list
>>205159024I wish I had a blunt right now man
>production shows up>tosses grenade in room>leaveskino
THE REAL OBJECTIVE LIST (most to least attractive) :1. Payton 2. Binx3. Mizzy4. Smaack100. Bogged whore
>>205159198Coming back with the social media result
challenge was a success imo
>>205159119damn i thought this was just based on endorsements lol
>>205158807>Luke was psycho>Alex is crazy>Burt is crazy>two faggotsno wonder she thinks it is not normal reality show
>>205158393>personally I think I'm a 10. I think we're all 10.
>Payton >Smack >Alex >Binx >Alexis >Mizzy >Burt >Ian >jeet >Ted This is the only objective ranking.
>>205159193Correct but I want to fuck Mizzy much more than Binx.
>normies immediately go back to their comfortable programming LMAO are those even real people
>>205159193Binx is kind of busted from ground level. Smack is clearly number 2.
im a luke and i put myself at the bottom and refuse to move out of protest
someone needs to calm down payton
>>205159019where do you put Luke ?
alexis is losing her social standing. mizzy is going to gain more people to her anti-penthouse group.
>THIS IS THE HARDEST THING IVE DONE
>they're all legitimately upset over having to rank each otherThey're literally all going to leave the moment anything fishtank-y begins
>>205159030yeah totally
>>205158724Alexis and her plastic surgery tits/face go below Mizzy but otherwise I agree
>>205159192thats what happens when ur a liberal
>>205159190>Pastieskek Nah man she has giant dark brown nipples. Sorry to break it to you
>>205159256you have to wait until they get 1 on 1 or alone in confessional brother
>>205158849It's called humility. Smaack seems like a nice person
Sunglasses are cheating. Eyes are a huge part of attraction.
>>205158993Jej burt would fit so well in this one
>>205159074You might, yeah. But taking advantage of their narcissism and insecurities will have them more mad at each other than mad at Sam for putting them in the position in the first place. It's just the kind of people these are.
>>205159243kek exactly this
>>205158724glad we all agree on this.smaak is my top, but that's just a me thing
Amazing how these people want to be famous yet they're stuck in delusions about attractiveness and whatnot
>>205158807>It's been a week its okay to turn up the heat a bit.Yup
if only Luke was here
nobody challenged ian's position as the bottom banana
part 2 has to be them reading fake fan comments
Are they going to come back and put them into "social media" order? Because they should and Alexis and Wifi should be last.
Simbal and Alexis are genuinely evil people, can't wait to see them punished
Objective rating:>Binx>Alex>Payton>Mizzy>the rest
>>205159256Don't worry, the girls will be holding this over each other's heads real soon
I honestly though Alexis looked the best, I know I am alone on that though
kekhttps://x.com/Elden_MemeLord/status/1852409481046483301
WHY THE FUCK is director mode on the gay nigger in the penthouse
>THEY CAST FOR THIS SHOW PERFECTLY CAUSE EVERYONE IS SO PRETTY!
i'm starting to suspect that the rapist is not gonna be burt but sanjav
>>205158954totally normal not psychotic facial expression
Alexis is worse than simbal at this point. >>205159192people like her can't make ANY judgement at all because it could always offend SOMEONE.
God i hate when women do their whole you go girl! you're all 10s bullshit
>>205159289trvke
I love this based retard.
"Wow the girlies are so perfect"
>>205159294Currently praying for this to happen
DAYUM any clips or webms of smaack just showed up
>>205159299Nah I thought he looked the best too
>>205158724this but swap smaack with binx
is the pic being posted?
>>205159244binx is fucking beat dude
>>205159193bad taste, smack and alexis are easily the hottest
Why is the director cam focusing on Sneed instead of the actual content happening in Den?
>>205159302except raped ted and king ian
>>205159244Binx ???Achievability doesn't equal attractivenessSmaack and Payton are miles above Binx and Mizzy
>They casted this show perfectly, all the girls are soooo prettyHave they ever seen a TV show? The absolute delusion
sam knew he could be a bit more of an asshole because they would forget everything he said after the bit was done. i kneel.
>>205158724 100% accurate
>>205158194it's actually good no one called out alexis. let it cook.
>>205159193Dude tried to sneak binx in there
>>205159301They think he's frothingly angry and that it's a fun reaction
They should bring in an actual casting director for feedback. The tears will really start flowing, and it won't even be a prank!
>>205159294God. Please fucking make it happen.
>>205159243Ted would shove it up his as and make a joke about how gay he is being
>>205159274You just know even the chuds would rather hang out with Smaack above Alexis
making them compare themselves was unironically crueler than having fatty rape them
>>205159297>Binx>Mizzy>Payton>AlexisObjectively of course
>>205159310Women will call an ugly woman pretty to her face and think they're a good person for it
>>205159298I can already hear it now psspspspspspspspsp
>>205159119accurate
>>205159333Yeah I don’t know why people were freaking out
>>205159289luke will come backthe aryan brotherhood will be restored
>>205159299You like fat pigs so you can't really be a good judge of objectivity here.
>>205159300They should just lie and tell them the other candidate won, or not say anything at all. Or say that they're redoing the election
>>205159294Alexis wont be last, that's too unbelievable
>>205159333NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S RUINING THE SHOWWW NOOOOOO MY SLOW BURN NOO
>>205159303Burt’s insane mind has strongly internalized ‘consent’ and I don’t think he’s actually touched anybody without asking
>>205159193Its smaak above binx for sure but otherwise yeah
>>205159339No one needs to tell her. She knows better than anyone and it's eating her inside.
>>205159244Smack is above Binx
>>205159325Dunyay pulling strings
>>205159223they are all too politically correct to say something controversial
the only way that line works is if its a horseshoe. I hope alexis stays long enough for tts
>>205159102I'm sure you do love fags, homo.
>>205159027I hate her and this is true. she actually looks cute here. wtf. shes dumb as a brick
>Director cam on Ron making his bed>Paywall den cam too zoomed in to see the fish properly JET IT UP
>>205158864he has good genes but the years of heroin addiction really fucked up his face
>>205159300>if trump winsThey're going to tell them the opposite of what actually happens.
smack is a disgusting mutt with a nigger nose a fucked up skeleton structure, broken knees and elephant earseasily the lowest and most unfixable girl by far
>Alex still talking over peopleThis guys is actually retarded
>>205159314KEK
>They gave MULTIPLE contestants the contract for the show 24 hours before it started, so no one actually had time to fully read through itThey really bet the whole load on ripping off big brother, what a risk to take
>>205159119why is mizzy so far down? the whole Ian drunk cook was kino. I don't like her very much cause she is fat but all the drunk Ian - jeet seeth saga was kino.
i fucking hate how smaack overexplains very basic concepts kill her kill her kill her
>multiple near breakdowns and guaranteed schisms over dress to impresslmfao
You actually cute Anon??I look like a darker Sloth
>>205159374I think she's genuinely delusional after that display
>>205159314PAINAIN
>>205159193You're a gay dude. Have you seen her fucking shoulders and washboard frame? Have you seen how small her face is?She literally is a model because the faggot fashion designer wanted someone who looked like a tall lanky twink in makeup.Fucking nasty man
>>205159339She’s alpha female
how many times does binx have to talk about how hot she thinks burt is before you accept she's not joking anymore?
>>205159144no, we paid $60 for THIS angle
>>205158724alexis is as much of a meat slab as mizzy but bogged in top of that
>>205159378Just let them know jet
Who will be the elimination that makes Sam cry?There will be one>b-but he hates them allthere will be one by the end
>The Egyptians knew it.Ted's pseud Reddit ass is an extremely underrated source of comedy
>>205159294They might say that Luke was voted most attractive from the fans who still miss him.
>>205159374This. She was definitely on edge standing at the front.
ian is hungover and wants them to shut the fuck up
>>205159395If he got in shape and got rid of that awful haircut he'd be higher up
>>205159355You ever go out with a girl you're dating and another woman tells her she's so pretty? She's actually complimenting you, not her
>>205159393trump loses again in 4 days
>>205159279lol they are all super bothered by it, and this is a terrible way to ease them into itmatter of fact there is no good way to ease them into it, this will inevitably crash and burn
Theyre slowly beginning to accept itBringing up the science of the symmetryBringing up familiarityThe bit worked
>>205159068Neptunian.
>>205159358YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND BRO I CAN PSYCHOANALYZE WHAT THEY'RE ALL THINKING AND HE'S RUINING THE BITTTTTTTTTT>Captcha: S4M8JA
>>205159373here's your most attractive fishtank contestant,bro
>>205159301it's a gay show
>>205159394jet should have told him to be a listener instead of just talking all the time
>>205159373you might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>>205159416ian, always bet on the don
>>205159397That's a good point, will update.
>>205159343I kinda get it man, something about that goblin costume yesterday...
>>205159193Payton > Binx/Mizzy/Smaack > AlexisThis is the objectively correct ranking
>>205159393Her bubbly personality unironically bumps her up.
>>205159358Because it was the first real step towards hellhouse. It was a very delicate situation but I think we're safe.
>>205159333people just want to bitch, this was perfectsomeone has to clash them with reality
>>205159419rare Ted win
>alex: everybody is their own harshest critici dont think alex has ever criticized a thing he has done
my ranking>smack>payton>mizzy>binx>alexisreal ranking>payton>smack>binx>mizzy>alexisI hate bogged women and tattoos. I prefer natural looks and although I understand why people would like binx, I think the fact that mizzy is thicker helps her look a bit better, binx is thinner so she looks ghoulish. smack is perfect in every way, payton is a standard cute young white woman which I find boring
>>205159350Bro watching how triggered they still are is crazyNo better way for them to rethink everything
for me Payton is first
>>205159419too on the nose
Binx my beloved
>>205159401This. Kino night incoming
LukePaytonBinxSmaackMizzyAlexisAlexBurtLaronIanJeet
>>205158254 This is literally like when people think prenups will protect them. IIRC in some states contracts get ripped to shreds if they're not mutually beneficial to each party.
Sam is going the "director slowly becoming more of an asshole and ultimately unhinged" route. That's what I would do.
>Bitch has a stomach ache from honestly rating people's looksYeah this show's never gonna actually be fishtank, they're too soft
>>205159416It's gonna be Alex
>>205159409we can see burt.
>>205159300The fish were talking about the election on the first day and they all said they hated both candidates and didn't give a shit who won. Another bit that will fail.
>>2051594026”2 pretty boy with blue eyes and dark hair I eat this shit up
>>205159294She'll be behind 19yo payton for sure so she'll seeth regardless
>>205159409She’s virtue signaling
>>205159393She’s cute and friendlyMizzy and Alexis are old and gross personality Bix is old and believes she needs to wear 20lb of makeup to go out of her room
good evening bros,I hate women
>Smack seething
>>205159314
>>205159419I’ve hated everything he’s said lol>I don’t like eggs>if I had to eat an egg I’d rather just drink it raw
>>205159411nice, I paid $0.00 for that angle
>>205159416alex, payton and smaack are the only ones deserving of true sympathypossibly mizzy after showing how much she cares for ian's wellbeing
>>205159428>You ever go out with a girl you're datingno lol
>>205159407I get it you're into fat and busted land whales with a shit ton of cellulite on their ass. (aka your brown)
It's fucked up how everyone uplifts to the girls and puts them in the first row and lets Ian and Ted place themselves last
Payton > Binx > Smaack >>> Mizzy >>>>>>> Alexis
>>205159416if he doesn't make it to the top 2, alex
>>205159416he's still too in character to get close to any of them but it he does it will be alex. Jon 2.0
was taken a big crap for like 6 minutes did i miss any juicy goss or are they all normal again
>>205159416alex
Hottest is binx, then smack, Alexis and mizzy are about the same and the other one is too young for me
>>205159464lukeburteveryone else in no particular orderindian
>>205159272you cant read nigga
>just want to chill>everyone's fucking talking
>>205159460only in HD can I see the latina in her
I can't fucking stand alex. He repeats himself over and over and over and over
ian deserved first place just for the dennis rodman tee alone
>>205159464Pretty accurateBut smaack us a little lower
>>205159466>slowly
>>205159119unironically buy lukestocks, despite his elimination were still going to the moon
OBJECTIVE RANKINGS>Luke>Payton>Binx>Smack>Burt>LeRon>Ian>Mizzie>Alexis>Alex>Simbal>Ted
>>205159393all that and she still beats out old woman alexis
>>205159416Not burt lmfao
>>205159407Before the 80s literally nobody was fat
my rating1. goblin binx2. payton3. smaack with tape over her mouth4.mizzy5.alexis
>>205159476I'm pretty 2 :D
>>205159416Alex 100%
>>205159393she has aura
>>205159409She said that "If I could think of the funniest person possible, like looks, mannerisms, it would just be Burt. He's so funny that he can't be real." She's memeing dude.
>>205159455how have I never seen this pic before? Listened to the soundcloud zyzz remix I was listening to when I started lifting at 14 recently... I miss him...
>>205159402Decent face but rotten gray teeth so it's over
Idc what order they do put Alexis on the bottom half. Give her a reality check that we do not like her.
>>205159495this is correct lmao
>you got the miss merry sunshine lookwhat
>>205159485kekked
>>205159416He will slowly fall in platonic love with Simbal and as the series progresses Sam will renounce all bad things he’s said about India
>>205159416probably a girl>cried at the end of season 1, two girls>i shit you not maybe this is forgotten knowledge but he was barely keeping it together while telling tayleigh she was out
>>205159514Yep
>>205159244>1. Pay>2. Smaak>...>91. Binx>...>9001. Mizzy>9002. Alexis
>>205159514binx is hideous
>>205159416Alex because he's not evil, just retarded
>>205159503Apologies, misread it sar
>>205159299shes by far the most "fuckable" for sure but objectively payton mogs her in whos the prettiest.
if alex was anyone else his compliments would be hitting on people but i think he just genuinely means it all
the switch as a prize lmfao
Payton for looksAlexis for sex Smaack for cutesBinx for incels
>>205158194it's a crime that payton is gay
alexis called payton basic pog
>>205159504it's funny seeing everyone argue about who is the most attractive and Ian just stands on the far left as the least attractive while not caring I hope they rate him as the best looking
lol a nintendo switch
>everyone is shocked that simbal is taking a shower
>>205159495this
>>205159514THIS GUY'S LIVING IN FANTASY LAND
>it's all a ruse to say that the audience voted Luke the prettiest and now he can come backnot coping, h-haaahaha
We missed out on Luke telling Alexis she's not the hottest
Imagine being so delusional that you, a bogged, almost 30 year old, overweight woman thinks she's hotter than a 19 year old skinny girl. It's incredible.
>>205159545He cried for Jon too in season 1.
HERE IT COMES
ian is my spirit animal
>>205159402let's just say I would be first in the house rating
>>205159514wtfted is above alex on the fact that he doesnt have meth facebro looks like he got to close to the sun
>>205159514>>Simbal>>Ted Ted is White which makes him automatically more attractive to women than the jeet.
i hope he just read what people said on twitter about alexis lmao
>>205159522being white is awesome!
>>205159571Might be might be.
>>205159581ASL
>>205159514correct, though personally i would put mizzy down one or more
>>205159545He was crying at the Tay elimination because she was such a lost cause over everything that happened during S2
>They're gassing up laronKek
At least all of the white people in this thread can all agree that Payton is the most objectively attractive person in the tank.
>>205159518>everyone saying alexdude is 37
>if we put it in a poll its just gonna be burt againYEAH YOU FUCKING IDIOTS BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE WHO DESERVES TO WIN HE'S BEAUTIFUL AND THE BEST LOOKING OF ANYBODY IN THE HOUSE
THESE CUNTS ARE RIGGING IT SO THAT BURT DOESN'T WIN
>>205159514I'm okay with this
>>205159536She will cry and leave guaranteed
why is sneed so pissed off
>>205159508he looks like marlon brando so yeah
>saying laron is the hottestwhy him? he clearly didn't give a shit. he rated himself super low and barely said shit while they were deliberating
>>205159514this
sneed
You Are Naturally AttractivePaytonSmackYou Are Doing the Best You Can (can't fix your face)BinxBurtYou Are Fat (lose weight and you move up to one of the upper two)AlexisAlexMizzySneedYou Didn't TryIanTedYou Are IndianSimbal
>>205159493men face reality
Every girl here is going to be seething about this for years, if not the rest of their lives.
the vibes are not looking good
>>205159514>>205159569 Alex this low is crazy. He's a average looking dude, honestly surprised he's with a whale irl.
>>205159393chuds get this mad over afrolatina qts
>>205159559alex really is a heart of gold kinda guy. seriously virtuous.
>>205159402i look like a whiter bicflame
>doing scene without simbalkek
Ian is the strong silent type
>a buck
>>205159598If Burt's spine were any more deformed he would be shaped like a C
Ted looks like David Byrne, but if Talking Heads did heroin and meth instead of cocaine and voodoo
>>205159561mizzy for seggsshes the kind of whore that like mentality unstable fucksso you can get away with so much
>>205159300the only funny way to do this is if trump wins they just tell everyone kamala won
>>205159603>why is sneed so pissed offthe bit is way too politically incorrect
>Mizzy holding Alexis' hand to prepare her for getting BTFO
OBJECTIVE RANKING1. Payton99. Everyone else is a 4/10 at best
You can cut the tension in this room with a knife
>>205159614move muttsmack down one tier and golden
I still can't tell if Ian realizes how retarded everything is or he's just eepy
>>205159575a literal model
>>205159571You guys are gayer than colefans
>>205159624Really should go last just for this lmao
>>205159562it's a defense mechanism after being raped by ugly old jews in the modelling industry
>burt silently cheering on sam when he does a good take
>>205159019Smack looks like a goblin from some angles. Nice girl though.
I'm late to this challenge, were they assigned to self-rank their level of attractiveness?What was the final ranking and what controversy did it cause?
>>205159234i appreciated the havester reference. here's a (You) anon
binx knows and is hiding a smirk lmao$BINX most profitable stock
>>2051595981. You’re gay 2. The point isn’t to accurately rank them, it’s to spark conflict
>>205159493This really made no sense to me. Maybe I'm retarded but despite being a skeletal, is Ted really considered unattractive?
>>205159393TSMT>>205159429wrong nigger you're going to Iran
I fucking hate Sam
Mizzy pale cellulite filled curves awake something primal in me
>>205159559Alex is only attracted to morbidly obese latinas. Even the fatties here aren’t fat enough for him.
>>205159575she's so jealous lol
neptunian
so whos the most attractive girl to you guys
did sam post the picture on twitter?
>>205159582I could see a girl thinking Alex is cute. Ted is literally unfuckable
the most objective 100% correct ranking:payton>smack>binx>bogged whore>mizzy
we sleepin good tonight
>burt silently hyping up sam, giving him thumbs upi love him bros
>>205159596obviously. I will say that alexis would be the best sex though. her face is plastic but her body is incredible one night stand material
>>205159665he hates you too, don't worry
>>205159619>honestly surprised he's with a whale irl.he unironically has a feeder fetish
This "G" fuck is in MY couch spot, who does he think he is?
>>205159493if luke was there they wouldnt let him be first, girls hate admitting the objectiveness of attractiveness
is payton actually a lesbo?
>sam pushing fishtank>jet pulling backgreat just great
>>205159651Burt is a homosexual rapist with a heart of gold.
>>205159638yeah, payton is the only one of them above 5 and it's not even worth to fight over them
>>205159603he just watched alexis cause his plans to go up in flames. that whole bit completely blew apart any trust the penthouse group had.
>>205159651Burt is so good at this
>>205159651yooo he really isfuck hes so cool lmao*fuck yes fist pumps*
>>205159402i look about as good as a 35 year old who was an e-boy in his 20s could
>>205159692Chad only
NEW>>205159696>>205159696>>205159696>>205159696
they all look so miserable and nothing has even fucking happened yetnormies are so weak
>>205159493All the girls are hot as hell even Alexis with her bogged face has a hot body. Men aren’t “pretty” typically
>>205159614Only accurate list but one flawMove Smack down one tier - you’re being blinded by her likable personality
>>205159614so we're just lying about smack
>>205159673mizzy if she keeps her mouth shut
>>205159651>>205159684he's a great guy
>>205159688Good for him he doesn't know I exist, I do not have that luxury
Baby Sneed looks like he's about to cry
>>205159633it would be funnier if kamala wins and sam has a week long tacit meltdown that he takes out on all of the women and minorities on the show
>>205159660twigs are repulsive on a primal level to any reproductively viable woman
mizzy looks like she's about to freak out
>>205159688he loves you though, maybe even sees you like the son he never had
>>205159692she said shes queer
>>205159660he does look pretty fucked up. especially on zoom ins
>>205159561Mizzy sex but it's a regular thing and she starts wanting to get serious with you
>>205159685yeah for sure, she's a slam pig. not wife material.
>>205159673payton by a mile
>>205159692no. real lesbos are pretty much like dudes.
I feel like this is the point at which they realize it's all a scam. Is it over fellas?
>>205159402my face is kinda ugly but i make up for it by dressing nice
>>205159660Ted is a skeleton with bad hairBurt might put him in first though
>>205159692She’s just 19. She’ll be with a man by 25
>>205159681>>205159678Honestly.,. I ain’t sleeped in like two whole days…
>Champions don't just win the game, they groom the gameHope this clip can be edited with a marky pic in some way
>>205159735her fat pussy requires a girthy cock, i don't think you're up to the challenge
>>205159514Im done pretending Binx isn't a literal ghoul
Attractiveness scale for the girls:1. Payton2. Smaack3. Binx4. Mizzy5. AlexisTell me why this list is wrong and why you hold the wrong opinion
>>205159619Look at Alex in confessional some time. His lips are fucked up.I still like Alex a lot tho
smaackhead threadsmaack addict threadsmaacktivist threadsmaackademic threadsmaackintosh user thread
>>205159234>>205159656kekAlso the lead actor (guy physically playing him not his VA) from this game being a registered sex offender and wearing an identical outfit to his game character in his mugshot is one of most insane things of all time.
>>205159514sneed way down, hes a fat black baby
>>205159673It's almost unfair comparing a 19 year old to a bunch of 30-something millennial girls
>>205159402When I was skinny I had upper mid women talk to me and ask me outwhen I got fat it stoppedso I assume I once was at least somewhat attractive
>>205159785Correct but you posted too late in the thread so only I will reply to this
>Switch or 2nd gen airpodsholy fuck lmaoooo
>WE'RE ALL WINNERS>2nd GEN AIRPODS
>>205159835lmao
VIBES RESTORED
SARRRRRRRRRR FUCK BLOODY BITCH
>>205159785the only correct rating
You know, if Simbal wants to shower, he can just not be in the edit!Actually, he won't be in the edit either way, but
>>205159684Wholesome ass gay nigga
>skipping Simbal againLmfao
Guys...things are about to change.
smaackheads if you're seriously looking for a girl like her just goto a hippie music festival. you'll find hundreds of girls just like her. you gotta smoke weed, though.
where is luke?
>Ben on the spot found a believable and gay way to exclude Simbol>Sam said the nigga came straight from the call center the second he walked in on Day 1Just. Give. Ben. The. Keys.
Ben is getting bratty
>>205159890you'll find way more attractive girls than her there, also local concert venues for alt bands
>>205159912having cigarettes and black coffee somewhere drawing his 2d girl
>>205159692Chadsexual
>>205159915but strangely less gay
>>205159785this is correct but if we are including personality binx is above smaack
>>205159596get your t checked, she has the body of a boy
>>205159920yeah 100% and all you alexis lovers can find busted ass girls like her at your local gym>>205159963okay niggerboy
>>205159785If you disagree with this you need to be lobotomized
>>205159692Girls don’t have concrete sexuality. They’re all just bisexual by default basically
>>205159990>alexis lovers can find busted ass girls like her at your local gymlmao that and country music concerts
>>205159673smack all day bro
>>205159960i'd rather have libtard mutt which whims goes after a good fucking than attention hungry backstabbing e-thot (morning in the penthouse showed her true self)
>>205159785If we're being objective this is probably the closest to the truth, my only wish is that this truth could be conveyed to Alexis in a way she could understand.
was sam genuinely annoyed by that?
i think mizzy is a lot cuter than you guys give her credit for
>>205160074well mizzy can lose weight meanwhile alexis is bogged for life
>>205160082I think they are gonna turn him into the angry host so he can break shit
>>205159109you can rewind the youtube live of it to half an hour ago
>>205160140makes sense
>>205160082No. I hope the tension between sam and ben's characters keeps heating up.
>>205160082the fact he is holding back laughing and smirking I would say no
>>205160087she was, but she is quite too old to be childless and she looks not the greatest because of this, she should have kid several years ago
>>205160087if she lost like 20 lb she would be
Famous House. Things are about to change.
gay bad cop ben
>>205160278maybe replace the periods with three periods so it's more ominous
>>205160353How bout you make the post and show me how it's done, I don't know what you want from he honestly
JEET BTFO
>>205160407i really don't mean to butt heads with you in front of everyone in this thread but here's how i would do it>Famous House... Things are about to change...
this eternal blueballing lmao
scott > sam
>bringing the contestants in on the fake fightkek
>>205160594By what metric?
