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why are they pretending to be friends? they clearly hate each other
BEAT
Ian x Mizzy is cute
Mizzy looks like Ronnie radke today
Jesus Christ Mizzy is BEAT
>>205159728WEW
How long until our girl gets the W?
>>205159672
Laron trying to fondle Smaack
where's simbal lmfao
GROOM THE GAME
lebron gonna cry
>they groom the gamewhat did sam mean by this
Mizzy looks fucking terrified
Champions don't just play the game. They groom the game.
>>205159731agree
>>205159696>>205159696Simbol is for sure crying in the shower.
Binx is trying so hard not to laugh at all the talk of grooming
binx's makeup looks so fucking bad.
>>205159728>>205159736she has nice eyes
>Burt stimming in the corner hyping up G with thumps up and fist bumps
>Everyone looks bummed as fucklmao
Baby Sneed about to start crying lmao
>>205159696payton knows she is the most attractive there and doesn't need their additional validationhog is seething is she not n1
They are all looking so down and miserable already LOL
they all look shaken and literally nothing has happened to them yetthey're going to get buck broken so easily
>>205159769SSRI eyes
playing this into a "this is social media" angle is so good oh my fuckin god
lets all love josie
Why is Mizzy looking like she's dead inside
>>205159731
>>205159728I'd fuck her raw
>>205159727mizzy loves alexis but it doesn't go the other way
what a beautiful speech jeremy
this total fuck up of a day is what happens when you guys won't stop bitching about boiling the frog
>October 2024>people STILL TJ seething
Total Smaack Death
>>205159727the reality is all women hate each other
binx is awesome
>when will i find out i'm hotter than this cow?
nice save sam
>>205159758>>205159760Kek
they're treating this like the finale
Luke mogs every single soulless bugs inside that house
>>205159727mizzy is just way to insecure to have any friends
how long until sam freaks the fuck out from forgetting his lines during an ad read and throws his phone across the room?
Sam is a genius.
Topkek brilliant gaslight
>>205159696Gayron the Goron
this might be the first time/season where the wiggers can actually finally fulfil the claim of the audience deciding the action.
>>205159801I don't think anyone gives a fuck about this boring pedo faggot.
BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??>BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??>BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??>BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??>BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??>BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??>BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??>BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??>BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??>BUBBLE BUTT BURTBROS WW@??
What’s going on? Just woke up, seems like a good bit
wow really funny waste of 30min Sam and Jet
>just kidding haha :) we're all winners>seed of evil has already been planted
>the nig winsyeah we're getting trolled
SHOW SAVED
>BOMB: DEFUSED
top fucking kek
>>205159829this is indeed funny. rope.
>>205159814*sob*
bros...
ben is so fucking good at this lmfao
>Jeet getting the Purple Kelly editkek
>>205159800It's 3pm est you total retard
>>205159731>~<
smaack's smile and optimism restored. Don't you dare take my sunshine away again Sam
symbal left out again hahahahahahahaha
>>205159829are you niggers retarded?
KILL CYMBAL
FUCK THE JEET
wifi taking himself out of the edit! lmao!
ALEXIS DOWNFALL ARC
simbal isn't going to make it in hollywood
Ted looks like David Byrne, but if Talking Heads did heroin and meth instead of cocaine and sacrificial voodoo
>Ian got ranked last AND the cartel will kill him
Ben shitting on Simbal lmaoo
Damn, I stepped away for 15 minutes. What'd I miss?
>Cut out AGAINBrilliant
>>205159787Josie is pretty cool, I’ll admit it>>205159790Probably the only natural couple potential on the show
>>205159827BBL BURTIEBBLLLLLLL BURTIIIIIEEE
kek fuck simbal
>He can not be in the EDIT LMAO
NO SIMBAL MUST SHOWAAR
IS IT TIME?
>>205159826Hi Keegan
COMPUTERCOMPUTERCOMPUTER
Nintendo Switch based
YESYES YESFUCK SYMBAL
Based Ben
TTS here we go
>>205159829seethe we finally get a good seasont. the biggest doomer and wigger seether
wait did they make the jeet shower so they have an excuse to not include him?
I like the 180 and generic speech but wish they would've humbled Alexis
>>205159807one good spiral and she goes fatty u good g
Here we go fellas, hellhouse
HOW CAN HE NOT WAIT? SAAR I REDEEMED MY SPOT
>>205159858>>205159868From Hallway cam, you can hear sighing and whispering from the bathroom.
why is simbal in the shower??
payton my beloved
>TTS TIMEShow ruined
oh shit here it comes
>computer incoming
FUCK YES!!! HERE WE GO!!!
>>205159843>>205159860>>205159903man the bar is low for you guys huh?
>>205159826get mogged niggaaaaa
Ben is suddenly acting straighters, oh shit IT'S HAPPENING
>>205159855there's nothing they could do to reverse the damage already done. the computer reveal will only worsen it.
COMPUTER TIME
computer time
it's not computer, they're tricking us again, GUARANTEED
>>205159896>>205159886Simbal missing the ‘most important scene’ WoW somebody go get him
>simbol left out AGAIN but it's actually his fault againlol
>>205159865Kill yourself avatarposting spic faggot.
comparing eachother gave the house bad vibes and then right into hellhouse. fucking perfect bravo
>>205159923crying and masturbating
I AM COMPUTER
I love how much of a super Jew Ben looks like
>>205159924she kinda looks like philsophytube
PLEASE HELP ME I AM SUMMER
>>205159742Lmao
it begins
>vance has been playing as a shit camermanbravo
How on earth are they going to make this computer shit come off as realistic? They're all retarded but come on
why am i hearing ben's real voice
ANDREW REVEAL ANDREW REVEAL JET FRIEND SIMULATOR CAN FINALLY BEGIN
>>205159934sorry that you need JJJJJJJJJJJJJ and nigger being spammed to laugh about something. you'll be 15 once, enjoy it man.
these people are fucking scared
>>205159946EAR
I control the action
>>205159938>>205159924>>205159847ftl just got a new princess.
Ben is carrying this season. Bravo.
>>205159913computer house. You guys better only give these sweeties compliments or I'll never forgive you
>>205159847why is she so perfect
SAAR HOW CAN YOU FILM SCENE WHILE SHOWER
Was Signal told to shower?
mizzy is more attractive than binx and alexis when she looks beaten wtf
i hope ben doesn't push his ability to be a catty little bitch too far
OH NO NO NO NO
>Ben instructing the cameramen to not be shooting the same shot several days into the show
PASSIVE AGRESSIVE BEN
i am computer
bitchy ben
>>205159943SYNCHRONICITIES
theyre drawing this out so good
THERE WE GOTHERE IT IS DOOOOOOD
>>205159982that's what you're waiting for my low iq friend. half baked bits and tts
just hired a recent college grad to run B camera, vance sucks at this. i'm sure there's all sorts of RISD retards running around looking to get paid 8/hr.
somebody wake ian up...
>>205159995No dude, he was about to cry and quickly went to shower.
First TTS:>SECURITY ALERT: SEVERAL ARMED CARTEL MEMBERS DETECTED AT PERIMETER
Computer is a princess!
HA HAAAAA HA
>>205160006>the shirtlmao
>>205160006his shirt lmfao
test
drawing it out like this is pretty funny
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
>>205159976dropped the bit
>>205160006looking like skinny hasan piker here
sex with computer
>>205160017you just dont get the trainee master dynamic bro
I hope gay Ben starts outright abusing Vance
i am gombjudaJJJJJit's over
COMPUTER REVEAL
HA HA HAAA
>>205160021damn....
This is for the Scott reveal, right?
common Ben W
Sam can i come out now?
>>205160017yeah.
TOOOOOO SOON JET DON'T RUIN EVERYTHING
>Luke's been in the basement this entire time!!!
lmfao
OH
<3
>>205160029kino
Sam actually getting mad
>they still haven't dropped the gimmick of refilming "real" momentsit was very funny at first but geez
>>205160006>>205160028
THEY ARE PLAYING THIS PERFECTLY
>you're kind of smirking, just a little bitKEK
>>205159975when they first teased it the message was about the weather and some other generic things. they are gonna do that then slowly bring it in id bet.
Sam and Ben having as gay off
no sam triangle smirk this time
one of the bits is production starts arguing with each other progressively
>sam pretending to get annoyed with benlmao this is a good bit
STRESSHOUSE
>>205160061fuck you6 days is definitely enough
Fucking kek.
BEN BTFO
ian asleep lmao
>>205160061It’s not for us at first. It will be production only for a bit.
>>205160021damn that shits crazy
any new Ian lore today?
BEN ON SAM VIOLENCE KINO KINO KINO KINO
>Sam making everyone uncomfortableBased but also risks scaring the hoes and fags
was that the first time that sam actually broke and laughed like that?
>>205160071no he isn't you retard
>>205160006love this lil nigga
do yall niggas read the whole thread before catching up with the current posts or just scroll to the end?
COMPUTER CHAN SO SKIBIDI
Sam knows how good Ben is.
>>205160072seems like they're just padding time because it's a lot of nontent
>>205160017yeah
>>205160085Lmao holy shit it was really convincing too.
>sam loudly cracking his fingers as he gets more frustratedalright this is getting good
>>205160045he just started taking 5 seconds of footage of each fish instead of looking for the most interesting reactions to film. he's fucking retarded!!!
Alexis is so nervous
>>205160071You should be on the show.
Sam's cackle is so ominous. I'd be spooked
LMAO
ben and sam fake fighting is so funny, can't wait until he calls him a faggot and ben fake cries and shit
HA HAAAA HA
Ben and Sam work together way better than Sam and Jet.
the fish are all cringing so hard its fun to see kek
Jeremy don’t be mean to Ben
kino
>>205160099Yes, he wants them to cut stuff he said last night because he's worried he will be targeted by the cartel. Not a joke.
LMFAO SAM
>eventually sams gonna call ben a FAGGOT in a fit of ragekek please
Sam's scaring the hoes.
they're playing this so well actually
When Ben gets fired by Jet for upstaging him this season, which mainstream reality TV show will he become the host of
>>205160014yeah, that's my cue to leave. i'm enjoying the show finally being what it was actually meant to be instead of degenerate spam for a bunch of orbiters.
ben and g fighting
Sam and Ben start fighting.......it's begins.......
>>205160123Is it in the room with us right now?
>HA HAAAAAA HAAAA>Let's not do the ha hakek
>mfw my world gets rocked
>>205160029very nice
>>205160120>I'd be spookedThey are, kek
This Jeremy Gold guy seems really disrespectful and unfaithful to the director's vision
>let's not do the ha ha
>>205160138I'm betting on him saying fishtank on accident instead of famous house
me watching this
This is sams magnum opus
this is incredible
>>205160116that can be trained out its about hiring people you van vouch for
>>205160138would be too good
>>205160099He talked with Ben in the bathroom about cutting 3 minutes of footage from last night and seems sincerely worried
>binx smirking
>let’s not do the haha stuffthis is too good
>>205160099he's afraid the cartel are going to kill him after the show
>>205160147we're the furry child
>>205160124THIS IS A GREAT STORY LINE
G, there’s a lot on the line here…
>>205160130The story is obviously ben is fired by Sam and evil jet takes over
Kek this is perfect
THIS IS FUCKING KENONEPTONIAN
this is absolutely kino
Where is the jeet?
The bullying Vance bit is underrated and underutilized
ok having the host slowly get more irritated with the director is a good obit
kek all of production being annoyed with each other is funny
pvre hydian live action kinography
im enjoying the fuck out of this, kek
Unironically making history and advancing culture. This will be studied for decades
Girls are getting scared.
tensionmaxxing...
what the fuck kind of show would this be without the>HA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
payton
they all look like theyre in the principals office
>vance getting in on the arguingITS KINO
>he's genuinely corpsingben is a god
>inb4 everyone just walks out when the shoe drops
This is really good
I like the bit of the camera men constantly needing guidance.>did you format that before putting it in the camera?>check the iso>okay, change it to auto
I GET IT GORAN GOOD JOB
HA HARRRR HA
>I can't believe he called ben a fag
Even I'm feeling tense and I'm not there. This is good.
pretty good idea to build the hell house drama shit on animosity between director and lead ben i kneel because this sure as hell wasn't jets idea
Just this improved bit is terrifying the fish more than anything this whole week, amazing
Just BREATHE
>>205160072It would be less believable if they didn't
I love this so much. FUCK THE JEET.
>>205160107I prioritize reading posts that include pictures, unless they’re the first 5 posts because those are always spam/reposts
This is stressing Binx, Alexis and Mizzy the fuck out. Amazing.
The fish look so fucking uncomfortable kek
>>205160160This director is making vague, unreasonable demands. A serious emotion? No catchphrase? Get real, Ben
>>205160189In the shower with Luke and Abi
Production falling apart on purpose? kek
Mizzy looks shook
Ted's looking mad indian rn
imagine Jet in either of these roles
ben is goatedsimple as
Nobody really seems uncomfortable as much as annoyed. They’re taking too long with the bit.
this rules
>>205160205Lmao the girls are getting so uncomfortable. This is brilliant.
this is such a good way to reveal sams asshole side more. pure neptunian kino.
AH HAAH HAAAAAA
>Ben making Sam actually laughThis is great
>>205160174
good bit guys
>>205160190>>205160219THIS
A true auteur
DOES HE KNOW HOW TO USE A CAMERA?
>>205160203they're been scared for like 10 minutes now ever since Sam started doing the promo
is this just going to be the AI announcement or full-blown fishtank reveal
this is actually kino
>Luca's battery rsn out during this thingJet I kneel
They thought Luke was a psycho because he threw a pumpkin fucking kek. These people aren't ready for Sam
at this rate Simbal is going to show up and make them redo the whole thing
>>205160225I feel like they just need to lock jet in a room and let ben direct the show
>>205160211We get it. You love trannies and follow them around. Go watch tranny porn, please.
This is amazing. The kino is off the charts.
Best thing in days
core cast HATES sam lmaooooo
>Do you know how to use the camera?
>ted's arm around that one blonde girl
CHEMO
The final evolution of what fishtank is. We're reaching the pinnacle
burts mind must be running at a million miles an hour
NEPTUNIAN IS OUTGAYBENIAN IS IN
Bro how is that indian not done crying yet??
to be a good actor you have to allow yourself to be a retard, to believe that you are retarded, ben has mastered this art, that is why he is great
>>205160176>>205160171>>205160134clip?
ben wtf relax that was good.
>>205160236everyone except binx. she's trying not to smile
This is one of the best fishtank moments by far
>>205160243Wonder what she smells like
>>205160273lol hes out of the shower now
>>205160260his creative vision status?
This fucks
ben kino inc
PRINCESS KINO PRINCESS KINO PRINCESS KINO PRINCESS KINO
Bentuvian chemo
>>205160265AI, it's the thing that's been in the house with them the whole time
>BUT...
>>205160178Is he the first person to survive an amoeba eating someones brain? Did the amoeba replace it completely with something better? He reminds me of Amy Slaton's ex Michael. A fucking amoeba.
>making the fish think production hates each other>all the while making them go insane from anticipation for the "mind-blowing" revelation
getting a lot of unboxing ring vibes from thisit's kino
lets see if ben has the chops
you just know theres some fishtank fans who are like>OMG THEY'RE ACTUALLY FALLING OUT
>>205160296you dont understand art
>>205160295he went into the bathroom and closed the door and talked to Ben and said he doesn't want his identity exposed lol
Truly Bushian
i fucking love ben
I think they might be stretching it out until Symbal comes back from his shower. They need to fuck with him.
BENJAMINIAN KINOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>205160244>yo uhhh Sa- Jeremy can we get this take more uhh kino alright?
I hope that Sam and Ben have a fake fight and they never reveal the secret
>Ian still asleep
>>205160256i want her to want me to fuck her in her pussy grotto
>>205160296Ben doesn't care this part of the real production bit
this is the best season so far I can tell
>>205160183Either this or an ai takes over and it gets retarded
They'll stick with it out of sympathy for Ben.
simbal has had an eternity to come back
ian has had his eyes closed this whole time
gayben cinema
K I N OINO
wiggers hamming it up is great
how can ben keep a straight face looooool amazing.PRINCESS
ben straight faced hes breaking character
why isnt this guy the actual director?
>Ben going all Kubrick on Sam>Sam getting increasingly angry>Fish getting increasingly uncomfortable I'm enjoying this bit
THIS IS KINOOOOOOOOOO WIGGERS I KNEEL
oh my LORD this is great but I can't take it
Mizzy is absolutely convinced simbal is the producer / running the show in an undercover boss situation. >they keep trying to do things to make him look good but like to me... it makes him look bad
Holy kino, give this nigga an oscar already
What's the best YouTube channel to catch the recap of what's happening with the beauty contest and what's happening now. I can't watch with sound because I'm in an open office with no headphones.
Gay Ben is about to experience another hate crime
>>205160357he is
THIS HURTS TO WATCH, THIS IS GREAT
>>205160352hes depressed
>waterbottle in shot
>>205160349>Adulting: 0.5, would not recommend...>guys... G....>I need the exposure right
Ben we love you
Ben is real good at gay rp.
>>205160343where did we went
>>205160326daaamn...sincerely hope he's alright though
>There is something you don't know
im amazed he didnt just laugh
Ben saved the fishtank
Will they make them redo it once they get the “perfect” take since Ian is sleeping?
blue balling them on the reveal 15 times kek
>>205160357antisemitism
>>205160366JonTron
Ben is not acting this is the real version
this is so tense
Ben rules
This has genuine artistic meric holy fuck
GIVE MY NIGGER BEN AN EMMY GOD DAMN IT
Bro I could never have a straight face while doing this
>>205160348>>205160349kino
i kneel
TEAMSMOKIAN I WOULD EVEN SAY
in kayfabe can G fire Ben?
sucks for jet that ben showed up and was 10x better at jet's job
OKAY OKAY I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED THE PLAN
>>205160358JUST YOU WAITJET WILL WALK IN WITH THE VENDETTA MASK ANY SECOND NOW
they were waiting for him for the whole time so he can hear it, he is out from the shower
Ian Status: Doesn't give a fuck
this is really entertaining...not
>>205160325holy fuck you are retarded if you are actually serious. UNALIVE RIGHT NOW
Actually one of my favorite Fishtank bits so far
THE TENSION
KINOOOOOOOOO
Mizzy is about to cry
>>205160388Fuck you.
>>205160378sobbing in the bathroom after it was declared he's not the most attractive person there
>>205160358ben would totally have sam do 150+ takes of this scene until sam is actually crying
>>205160219>Professional production though, pls believe!! Mizzy, Burt, Pey, Simbol, and maybe others have been in settings like this, they obviously know this is completely unprofessional and isn't believable.
>>205160357because he doesn't want to deal with all the hate, dealing with wes / maejok, getting contestants. Ben is great because he only has to worry about being good on camera.get out of my ear
why is this making my heart race
>setting up a good bad cop dynamicjet might actually save his sinking ship from sam
GET OUT
I crack up everytime Ben calls him G
I've seen every season and even I'm starting to believe this is real lol
Goran could never improv like this
SIMBAL BTFO
>>205160403no but he can fire himself
>>205160385
>>205160357its very obvious this season is being ran by ben/jan and jet has been rightfully demoted to gas binky basement sucker
LOL
>WASTING FILM
>keeping the jeet out of the sceneHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KINO EXPLOSION
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205160361If I’m being real they are killing it this season
GET FUCKED JEET
>excluding signalbased
KEK
l000000000000l
i need producer cam to see jet shitting his pants from laughter
>Ben telling the jeet to GTFOty based ben
JEEEEEEEEEET LMAO
>Jeet in the cuck cornerFucking kek.
>>205160416WISH TAYLEIGH WAS HERE SAYING NIGGER HUH ANON
SIGNAL BTFO BY GAYBEN
JEET YEETED
LMAO SIMBAL COMING BACK
>It's fine!
>wasting film
>>205160435>jethis name is Ben
>>205160435shut up jet and STAY IN THE BASEMENT
SOMEBODY GET FOOTAGE OF THE JEET RIGHT NOW!!
had a deja vu just now. anyone else?
KINOKINOKINOKINOKINO
>>205160449it wouldn't fishtank without some premium sam lounging
>jeet instantly goes to fuck with his hair for 5 minuteschrist he isn't real
AHAHAHAHAHAH SIMBAL MY SIDES
>>205160414and he has walked out of earshot
ben doing his best TEDx
Man perfect fucking timing
>>205160232same and I look for things with lots of replies. it's not worth reading everything when you fall behind
>>205160394fuckin right
a pajeet who showers?
saar please let me redeem.... let me in shot saar professional actor sir
okay fine I kneel
>GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU SMELLY POOJesus Ben, at least try to stay in character
>>205160415>damn we playing a game? das crazy. das wild
>>205160444Yup. Jan took over creative during blood games. It shows.
This is SO fucking good
>>205160416Faggot
Actually masterful I fucking kneel
THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE
>entire>show>is playedI’m hitting three beats there
watch Sam do it perfectly
>DUDE NIGGER FAGGOT ROASTIE KIKES JEWISH WHOREhow long until he starts doing this?
DO NOT REDEEM THE FUCKING SHOT PLEASE SAAAARRRR
"We're wasting film" Holy fuck they really did the joke lmfao
>>205160485Mizzy is probably thinking that simbal is some Exec at this point cause he wasnt in this scene
WIGGERSIFUCKINGKNEEL
simbal you stupid fucking bitchare you trying to ruin bens scene on purpose? do you have any idea how hard he worked on this? its just disrespectful, honestlyfucking dumb retard jeet
>>205160479>>205160482who do you think the ideas man is? it's jet. it's always been jet.
>>205160500He was just whacking it
he is so fucking good I kinda hated ben last season but hes carrying this whole season
this is the same guy that came up with the guess oliver's shoe size in slow motion challenge
>>205160516three beats of business
I love Ben.
Doing this bit on the cusp of a big revelation was genius
>>205160232based that means you read most of my posts
How would YOU like me to do it
HA HAAA HAAAAASUP YALL ITS JEREMY GOLD AKA GAND YOURE WATCHING FAMOUS HOUSEHAHAAAA
>>205160415He's there for the audience to self insert.Main character aura.
>>205160535right entirely turnaround
Sam and Ben should abruptly stop and be like>We gotta hug it out man. And then just hug for an uncomfortably long time saying shit like>I love you>I believe in you >I'm sorry man>We care so much about this>And each other
>>205160530its sam, jet has been relegated to director cam and ptz joystick controller
>>205160511hi paypiggy
PERFECTION
ok they are just blueballing the audience now
CHANGE THE WAYYOU DRIVE
>ted and binx smirking
lol@ sam talking about cars hes getting shoot upset
>lets try that again with more emotionhow do you respond without sounding mad?
Holy shit lnfao
I hope they keep this up for 2 hours lmao
why does ian sleep when it's really loud and not when it's quiet
>>205160574LMAO
>>205160564kek
>>205160485I've unironically been having tons of deja-vus, like when they showed their beauty line up from behind. But a real deja-vu I'm sure I've seen this exact thing before and all these people. Very esoteric.
He walked so Sam and Ben could run.
>>205160530jet is busy eating wings and suckin on a nitrous binky, best to leave him be
Jet in the basement right now
I feel so fucking sorry for anyone waging or sleeping right now
>>205160535its crazy isnt it? I thought he was a boring asshole last few seasons but hes incredible in this one
>>205160564LOLmake it happen, jet
>>205160571they're blueballing the fish even more
Ben is my favorite character in life
sam being insecure about his take is great
we are just watching sam and ben have a gay spat
>>205160530they're obviously doing improv for 90% of this and that's what's making it good, not the premise
>>205160574Ted put his head down to laugh at it!
>it's gonna>change>the way>you driveSEE THREE BEATS
>>205160397The secret is that this is how he acts IRL. No need to put up his jaded persona anymore.
Man this is gold
>>205160571i mean we all know whats happening, its only them getting blueballed
This is incredible.
>>205160519>he’s now resorting to coping by creating hypotheticals because there is nothing to criticize with how well done this season has been so far
im dying
They NEED to make the fish take sides
>ben is the washed up film school grad who really wants to make high art>G just wants to make a reality showthis dynamic is pretty great
>CAN I TALK TO YOU?Kek
>>205160597Recap YouTube channel for later??
>>205160593based tyler
damn i gotta go fuck my bitch now but want to watch this shit
SHARKS...
These 2 are electric together
holy shit this is so fucking good
HE MESSED WITH THE VISION!!!!!!!!!!!!
>goran not present>kino happening
the reviews are in! season 3 is a smash
Someone screencapped that Neptunian shot
>>205160565if it was up to sam he'd be breaking doors right now. he can barely contain himself at this point.
HAH HAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>205160592yeah maybe im just going insane watching this shit all day
kek binx is about to crack up
Ben wants to orchestrate the bit with Sam and Sam just ruined it
JETTTTTTTT SAM IS RUINING YOUR SHOW AGAIN
>>205160535ben was frequently very funny in S2 but I had the same problem with him that I had with Jet; I don't know if this was supposed to be an in-character thing but they were constantly being passive aggressive and whiny. Ben is great at being abrasive but they did it so constantly that it wasn't effective and just became annoying and demotivated/depressed the fish. you can't knock on the glass so forcefully so frequently
Just let Ben run the show, this fucking rocks.
>>205160597almost went to the gym, so glad i didnt
They will fight and never tell them kek
Ben needs a crashout moment
>>205160630not sharks
Physically pains me to watch but it is good
>>205160580>OH! What emotion would you like?
>>205160535>I kinda hated ben last seasonall the wiggers gave up last season. ben was GOLD on bitchtank and he carried that energy to s3
THE DIRECTOR IS NOT HAPPY
ben is kinda cute
I'm fucking dying. Ben acting like a fag and Sam getting frustrated is hilarious.
ARTIST GUYWE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
Jet needs to fuck off entirely and let Ben take his place.
>>205160637Ted and Binx smirking and almost laughing. They know!
AH HAAAAA HA!
>>205160625ReactSimply has the clips. Dude is a total faggot tho. Use adblock.
>Sam & Ben are really just 2 theatre fags going monologue for monologue
why was jet ever even involved in bens show?
>you can kill the Don but not the idea
>>205160666coal burning whore
>ben rolls his eyes at "ha ha haa" even though he's standing in a corner
>>205160565absolutely not
HA HAAAAA HAA
I’m glad you think it’s so funny
neptunian
fish toy: jet is chained to the basement for 12 hourscost: 15 fish bucks
Who's the schizo this season?Anyone to rival jimmy?
>>205160666Back to /bant/
B1 NOW
They're going for a mockumentary for the s3 episodes aren't they
They're going to make them pick kek. Corrupt those fishies.
>They're doing the bit for no audience except the viewers kek
idc about ben
>making them pick sideswhat the fuck hahahaha
>Sam laughs and ruins the whole thing
>they're acting even away from the fish
holy shit sam is trying so hard not to laugh lmao
>>205160691gotta stay in character
>gaslighting even when they aren't around the fishholy fuck
>>205160326>Fishtank became a Witness Protection Program.Not beating the CIA glownigger's lapdog allegations with this one, Sam.
bros mizzy is unironically extremely beautiful. too bad she is fat.
Ben rules so fucking much
This ones just for us :3
>>205160666Dropped, thanks. Enjoy alcoholism and irrelevance satan
Sam and Ben are a married gay couple. It's genius.
B1
KINO
Wiggers were right, Cole quit!
THESE PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB THEY SITLL DON'T GET THE REVEAL BHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fake fight kino PLEEEASE
>>205160720K I N O
>>205159696Neptunian cringe < Benvian KinoBen I kneel.
>>205160700jimmy is just a loser retard with no prospects in life. Burt is the true schizo.
This is fucking insane.
>>205160716it's post meta ironic acting bro, libtards can't understand
HA HAAA HAAAAAFAMOUS HOUSE STYLESTAY FAMOUS YALL
So are they gaslighting us?
>>205160708Theyre talking really loudly tho so people can overhear
>>205160700The schizo this season is the man diagnosed with schizophrenia See if you can figure out who that is
>>205160666no one gives a fuck. stop living in the past and posting tweets from 2016.
THEY ARE STUCK IN CHARACTER FOREVER
ha haaaaaaaaaaa ha
>>205160726buy the new model
THE HA HA IS UNIVERSAL
kayfabe is alive
>>205160720just so they can hear them just in case and think it’s real
HAHAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA
>the "ha haaa" is universal
>>205159802Insane fall of for TayTay
>ben is going to get fired from being the director
this reminds me of when jet and ben were painting J block and arguing about a discord pedophile and league of legends
>>205160723post physique
I wanna hear a muffled "HA HAAAAAAA HAA" from the other room while they're arguing
>>205160699>fish toy: jet is chained to the basement for 12 hours>12 hours? 24 hours? 2400 hours? How about I'm doing none of em
this weasely little emotional support dog kek
should have argued in confessional so they can slightly hear them
I was expecting them to break character lmao
>>205160716>>205160720it helps stay in character i reckont. neet
Ham it up wiggersThis is fucking great
My assumption is they're hoping they get overheard by Simbal
>>205160666satan trips for the nuke of abis simps
>The "HA HA" is universalkek
>>205160743>Burt is the true schizo.I wouldn't know. Haven't been watching
YELLING STARTS IN 3......2.....
>>205160762YOU CAN CUT THE SCENES.
U N I V E R S A L
cinema
>having an argument where none of the fish can hear themthat was almost beautiful, they fucked up right at the end
Destroy the jeets room
>even away from the audience he still calls him G
>sam talking about cia pavlovian conditioning
S+ Tier bit from all Tanks
>>205160751the walls are paper and fishes can hear them
>>205160766it's true
>the ha haaa is universal
>they think the fish are listening kek
>the HAHA is universal lmfao
>>205160708and the fish
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
more samples of sam hydes acting
>>205160666first two are fake af
this is good
bravo
>The HA HAAAAA is universal
>THEY'RE ACTING AWAY FROM THE FISHthey've outdone themselves
Universal guys, memorize this!
WHAT IS GOING ON I JUST WOKE UP. WTF?
>>205160770jet is writing himself in as the new director.
I love Sam and Ben holy shit just two improv CHADS
>the ha ha is universal
They're arguing about the skit away from the contestants, these niggas are legit method acting kek
>>205160736stay in the basement jet
>Dropping the "ha-ha-hah!" will make them take you more seriously!How do you respond without sounding mad?
>sorry guys we're gonna have to delay the announcement until we get this scene figured out
HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA
They should've done this in the dining room, they're too far away from the fish to hear
>mizzy knows
>HA HAAAAA is universal>you can use it in a scene where somebody is dying
hallway cam sounds like my gay dads fighting
BEN IS THE GOAT
>>205160749You could say this in any scene.
fuck this is good
Sam is right his take is better
>>205160828on casual friday no less
>>205160784where is he?
G is right, you cant drop the HAahaaaaaaaa
>>205160836It’s for us not them
>the HAHA is gonna make them take you more seriously
Ted won...he fucking won
>>205160841#1 wigger no comparison
We method acting now
>I got to do it
SMART HOUSE
do you think jet is seething about being left out?
>>205160832You just can't. Its too personnal of an attack. No way out but to take it on full swing.
>>205160666Demonic digits. Abi killed kittens. Evil vibes.
HA HAAA HAAAAAA
tts officially being introduced
the wigger crew has truly outdone themselves this season
This whole scene is just for us. Bros we are SO BACK
>>205160806lmao
>I GOTTA do the haa haaa
>>205160848true
>i gotta do the haa haa
I gotta do the haha.
>I gotta do the ha haa
>i gotta do the ha haamy sides
>fight against AIHOLY SHIT THIS IS KINO
>I gotta do the haha.
>...I gotta do the ha-haaa
I GOTTA do the haha
>I gotta do the Ha HaaaaLMAO
>i gotta do the haa haa>i'm always with you gfuck this is so good
>just do the take, go to basement>...I gotta do the ha haaafucking kek dude
i got to do the ha haa.....
I'm always with you, G.
this show needs a liberal presenting production member asap to keep these hoes from getting too suspicious. WHERE THE FUCK IS BEX? WE NEED HER NOW!
>this is a smart house>we DO have a computeronly the finest, cutting edge tech for famous house
LETS DO IT G
>I gotta do the ha ha
This is so good, just let Ben and Sam run this shit fuck Jet
>i gatta do the HA HA>... if thats what it takes to get the scene shotHA HAAAA HA ben is so good
LMFAO>I GOTTA DO THE HA A HAAA
I am somehow impressed by their dedication
I hope this argument makes it into the episodes
jet will do his own, worse version of this bit after this probably
WHEN THE SAM VS BEN FIGHT PEAKS LATER IN THE SEASON, FIND AN EXCUSE FOR SAM TO HAVE BOXING GLOVES ON AND THEN HAVE SAM ACTUALLY PUNCH BEN THE REACTION FROM THE FISH WOULD BE UNTHINKABLE
has anyone edited burt as cruelty squad mc yet?feel like such pic must exist at this point lel
Every post I make now will end with a HA HAAA so people take me more seriously HA HAAA
i'm honestly so bummed luke's not here
>>205160865Jets part of the storyline. He replaces Ben at some point.T: knower
where is the jeet
>i gotta do the haa haathis is the funniest thing sam has ever said
How must Jet feel witnessing Ben become the new right hand man
we back
Remeber niggas, you can argue with your brotha, but he's always gonna be your brotha
These fish are so soulless they're barely even fazed.
im smirking like a little girl right now
>>205159696Yeet
bonding
>>205160815jeet should learn how to hug a girl and not be creepy
Dude they are genius at this>leave the room to defuse tension a bitAbsolutely perfect
this will lead to ben's character getting fired and jet taking over turning it into fishtank (the fishtank leaks to the cast were intentional to foreshadow this)
>>205160889pep talk Ben
Subtle humour is so much funnier, man.
TTS AI should spare Mizzy for a week since she had no data input to the system due to overwhispering, it ignores her like she doesnt exist.
TTS WILL BE TURNED ONTTS WILL BE TURNED ONTTS WILL BE TURNED ONTTS WILL BE TURNED ONTTS WILL BE TURNED ONTTS WILL BE TURNED ONTTS WILL BE TURNED ONTTS WILL BE TURNED ON
>>205160894Cheers to that
QRD on the day so far???
>>205160895maybe bex is arriving soon after her halloween lesbo festivities...
>>205160903I mean reasonably if you think about it it could work in any scene, be it action, romance, or even someone dying
>>205160922oooof i didnt think of that
TTS PAYPIGS... IT'S TIME
the way the air in the room was instantly sucked out when sam and ben came back holy shit
>>205160928>These fish are so soulless they're barely even fazed.yea, theyre disappointing desu
can anyone dump alexis goon material?
>>205160949yep
>>205160922He's a loser. Alway has been.
>>205160943burt splurted
>>205160925Hug it out bitch Bros are always Bros
>>205160908This would be really funny
people will try to convince you that dumping mustard on people and fart zone sfx is better than this
>>205160937I think this is exactly what it is
>>205160947>paypigsit's just gonna be jet sending TTS
and the next MDE member is...Ben the Wigger
why was jet ever in charge of fucking anything holy ben blows him out so hard it's not even funny
what did they say in the den when sam and ben left?
artificial... intelligence
>>205160918I hope not. Everytime he gets involved he turns the show into a friendship simulator
>>205160986They gotta make money mate
ALEX LMAO
>>205160937160 IQ play
>>205160931look at the leg differences. the absolute state of it
>>205160958Not yet. No distractions. This is a pivotal plot point
burt is about to start stabbing
I'm kneeling so hard right now
I CANT WAIT FOR ANNOYING TTS YESSS FISHTANK IS SAVED!! LET ME GO GET MY CREDIT CARD
Best Friday in a while, I'm so fucking happy
>>205161005>He ha... My brotha....
>>205160918PLEASE NO
Koompooter Kooompooter saar why is koompooter allowed to say
jet could never deliver any of these lines on the spot
if one person sees past through this it's binx lol
this is electric
>>205160865Wait for him to come up and self-insert/do an unfunny bit this week. It happened with Frank (cringe ass detective), it happened when heplayed good cop in S2, happened with him wearing the anonymous mask in Bloodgames...Fuck that bloated piece of shit.
>while you sleep even
NEW GET IN>>205161023>>205161023>>205161023>>205161023
>>205160937oh fuck
enter computer
>Ben.... This is like ELECTRIC....
I'm legit fucking crying laughing I can hardly breathe at this entire bit and it's been going for like an entire hour I kneel wiggers
>>205161013It’s just production for now
YESSSS KINO ALERT!!! JJJJJJ CIRCUMFLEX VERTICAL BAR!!!!HOLY FRICKING YES EPIC TIME!!!!!
>You missing something?
>>205161022COOMPUTER
ha haaaaaaa ha
>you missin something?I am dying
>Missing something?lmao
>we missin something?
>>205160999I think it's fine to have good cop bad cop so the contestants don't quit. But I really hope ben stays.
sams hands looking kinda small
>>205160682theyve been known
holy fucking shit thank you ben
what will the first computer TTS be?
>what affect is it having on us???Mizzy is so dumb I love it
>>205160937nah. they know how good ben is at this. whats going to happen is the arguing is going to get louder and more uncomfortable
Holy shit.....This might work..
i will not spend any money until luke comes backi will not spend any money until luke comes backi will not spend any money until luke comes back
TFD. Total Fish Death imminent.CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX
>>205160937Fuck that.
burt is getting an enlightenment rn about THE VOICES
Back to nontent again.
where is computer
>WHOOOOSH>BUGS DETECTED UNDER BURTS SKIN
>>205160937stupid as shit. ben has been a rock star compared to jet
REMEMBER ASSHOLES THIS IS A CROWD LARPYOU, WE, I ARE COMPUTERdont fuck this up
>>205161224All TTS is going to be reviewed by fishtank staff in order to ensure it stays in character as "the computer".
>Ian what are you thinking>SHIIIIIIIIIIlmao certified Ian classic
>>205161254Yeah but Josie will just let more marky posts through.
>Burt is worried about the AI seeing him alone LMAO
>>205161324kek that reaction
>>205160989>Benvian kino mogs the shit out of Goran's shit.
Burt is tweaking out. He is never going to sleep again.
That was the best scene in fishtank history
lmao the burt freakout predictions were right
lost in for burt
ok jet fucking send one already since you wont let anyone else. do I have time to go get beer?
>>205160535Ben has been my favourite every season his bits are always the best
>HAND GESTURESBurt is going to kill everyone.
>>205161399>>205161367Wasn't watching, what happened?
why isnt jet sending anything
>>205161514He's a bitch.
fucking burt you wanking schizo
>>205161505reveal of 'ai' that has been always watching him
>>205160937goranian
>>205161631Burt is realizing that every single thing he has said and done has been filmed and digested and studied, so to speak, by the AI
>>205161367calm down jet
>>205160637everytime
POWER NAP INCOMING B3
