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her thoughts?
What do the contestants think Jet does?
the twitch streamer will know exactly where these messages are coming from
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
just deposited a light 750 for the first couple days of tts
they can't possibly believe this lol.
>smart housekiiinnooo
where did luke go
>>205161048get batteries
HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HA HAAAAAAAAAA HAA
>>205161050>>205161045I wanna cum inside her and have many children saars
You forgetting something?
>>205161023CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!
lets all love josie
>>205161063We’re so back
>>205161053>i've gotta do the ha haa....
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAH
>>205161064He's in the shower
Koompooter is listen saar koompooter you are bootiful
Ted is so creepy, I hope they tell the girls he's not actually gay
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JEET BRO WTF I
>>205161064died on the way back to his home planet
are we back???
HA HAAAAAAA HAA
THIS IS FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM SORRY JET
>>205161048He gets the burritos for Jeremy
mizzy looks cute today
where Cymbal?
Does that mean we are A.I now?
They are fucking in for a surprise...
god i fucking hate ted
>You forgetting something?
>>205161045>they're gonna send TTS about my dead mom, aren't they?
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HA
i am computer.
>>205161048run the entire show (they know what fishtank is)
>alexis is completely confusedKEK
immediately reminded that i want to kill ted
>>205161061They're extremely stupid. It's a good cast.
>>205161100He got told he can be put later in the shot but then they just excluded him til the end LMAO
>>205161100shitting by the fireplace
They’re laughing now…
Computer bros what are we saying?
I AM COMPUTER
>Payton: "The camera thought I was AI."
>>205161126Haa haaaaaaa ha.....
bummy status?
burt is gonna lose it
>>205161088she deserves to be in the graces of her ancestors (dead)
>>205161105Back and better than ever
>>205161048tacobell
>>205161116we are computer
alexis is just very stupid
>>205161110For me its the Smaack Snack
>>205161110brutal mogging
>>205161048some nepo baby
A.I. but it's An Indian
YOU. ARE. CUM
Jeremy Gold mogs both Goldstrikers
>>205161110if by that you mean psychoYES
>>205161045Thinking about sex with me.
Jet Neptune worked very hard to ensure Season 3 ensures the very best Fishtank experience yet - and that effort shows! Thanks Jet!
Silly Binx
>my genuine reaction to that information foo
Burt the computers been watching you jack off
>THEY'REGOING TO PRETEND THE AI GOES ROGUE AND TTS WILL BE RELEASED ON THEMHA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAA
>can it turn on the lightswhat do you reckon the iq of this room is
>they already were told about the AI Wtf was the point of all of this then
just a reminder the jeet was left out>AGAINand it was his fault this timeAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
So are the wiggers scrambling to decide on the first tts?
>>205161135she's there to look good not think good ha haaa haa....
Burt can't handle this
Normies will actually believe this because normies think AI is basically like magic
it looked like sam came really close to breaking during the computer revealalso, there is a good chance that this is going to be too much to believe and is going to make the fish all aware what is really going on. if that is the case then the chaos is probably gonna ramp up a lot after this
AI HOUSE
>jeet has no idea about any of this
Binx is not going to fall for this. She probably needs to go.
SMILE GUYS, WE'RE IN THE FAMOUS HOUSE!!!
>>205161050It doesn mattaw. Da wules don mattaw, the chawwenges don mattaw its all bwoken da AI is jus Jet in da basemen and people on da inanet
SIMBAL MASS SUICIDE WHEN???
Does koompooter have windows i having windows saar best in india saar
>>205161045>Ay, mi Dios... podría estar en casa, ahora mismo jugando FF, ¡coño, maldita sea!
>>205161110Mizzy looks 40 here bro
>>205161023i is the computer sheeeeeiiiit
>>205161186>das craaazyy foo>im finna go eat
>>205161144Nothing today, jet ain’t going to let us send messagesTomorrow, i will determine what occurred in August 2011 to traumatize Burt
>>205161180Cool hope he continues to do so by staying the fuck in the basement.
They are all so retarded, this is going to work so well
how does an audio engineer account for the sheer loudness difference between someone like Alexis, and someone like Ian?
That scene
>one of the people here are a robot
can anyone recommend other comedians with this style of surreal repetitive improv i fucking love it
>did it not talk to anyone else already?
>>205161110the lovely smaackster!
Hello, World!
computer chan so skibidi
>>205161197They had to train their voices for it. The “reveal” wasn’t the bit, it was the fight etc.
>Jet is actually pulling it off this season>Ben gets all the credit YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
Yeah ben's been good on season 3 but let's not forget about thishttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729727483244497.webm
>>205161196smart light switches exist anon
>writing my school papersLol DUMB BITCH
>>205161100they'll add him in post he's good
Ian is so wise...
>my school paperswtf I thought this bitch was 40??
>>205161241KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
They're not allowed to be mean
has burt even mentioned that he's heard it before?
KILL HER PLEASE KILL THIS BLOODY BITCH
>Alex knows about the replicant
>>205161220Mama, I made itScratch that... WE made it
>>205161240She is legitimately gorgeous, and in a natural way which ages well
Everybody say "cheers, Ben!" for giving us such a wonderful and engaging moment!
>computer? AI? Shit that's crazy...
SHEEEEEET
>>205161197it's not actually ai
>>205161239hahaqhahaha
>>205161180>S tierben>A tierjetsam when he gives a shit>F tiersame when he doesn't give a shit and is in his boxing arceveryone else
THESE BITCHES HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AI IS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205161237Why does Alex B look presentable here, hes got a good smile
>>205161240the last two times i've opened this webm someone made a smacking noise on the livestream kek
>>205161180>very best Fishtank experience yetit could use a bit less Andrew on screen
mizzy pussy
why do the fish keep saying "they" instead of "it" and why are you all so retarded to believe they dont know whats going on
shiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet
>>205161249>this clip will get him fired and canceled
>>205161270
>ai controlling the house
i hope that they slowly introduce all the fish ai tts voices so they clearly figure out its their own voices, but that they wait with simbal till last, and then just use the same old stereotypical indian tts voice so he thinks thats what he really sounds like
>>205161023they could just say they removed some parameters so that the ai can be a little more serious and mean
>Alexis wrote her school papers with AI>She wants to be a nurseYou guys are taking care of your health, right?
>>205161255she's going to be a nurse too lol. rip her future patients
>>205161197We are the AI anon
>>205161266he thought it was his own thoughts
>>205161180
>mizzy: i think it's going to torment us and cause chaos within the housecorrect
Hopefully no sfx this season, it was always retarded
How do normies not know what AI is at this point? It's literally in their iPhone 16. HA HAAAAAA HA
binx is going to catch on right away this its live and its just tts
>>205161286>>A tier>jetstay in that fucking basement boy
i got banned from fishtank.liveis it because:a) @'d abi every time she was in chat and said "kys bitch"b) spammed N!GGER too many timesc) a couple "marky" chatsd) spammed "BORING", "PRODUCTION L", "FUCK YOU @JET" too muche) constant vulgar thirsting for payton & clairef) some combination of the aboveidk none of that seemed out of line to me but it's all i could think of
>What you thinking Ian>Shiiiiit KING
>>205161267God I need to cum on her feet.
sooo how the fuck do they plan to do this? once the bot isnt having convos with them they will immediately know its manned and that throws the 24/7 live aspect
>>205161284yeah I know anon, I should have said "AI"
>>205161238Andy Kaufman, Nathan Fielder
>Burt realizing the "AI" has been watching him jack offlmao
Jet3 Coffees black, three cheese beagles stat
>burt about to reveal computer already talked to him DAYS ago>shitjeet: BWO IT CAN USE OUR WOICES! IT CAN USE OUR WOICES!literally rape and murder him
Burt just realized they saw him masturbating.
>>205161276Cheers, Ben!
Just tuned in. Have they released TTS yet? Is this why they are talking about rogue AI?
>>205161305I haven't been to a hospital in over a decade
>Burt still not mentioning the TTS voice he heard
>>205161216binx is part plant.she's aware of what sam and mde is, they needed at least a few of those(her and ted) incase all the normies bail as soon as hellhouse is reveled.
>constant voices in the house that aren't really there>burt has automatic advantage to close the gapbased
Burt is tweakin lmao
>THESE PEOPLE THINK A.I. CAN THINK AND NOT JUST REPRODUCE INFORMATION IT WAS ALREADY FED IN A DIGESTABLE FORMATLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>205161329LMAOOOOOOO
are the house cameras hidden?
The cast is impeccable, without Luke I hate every single one of them. Ted and Jeet are who I can't wait to get tts
These people are so fucking dumb it's awesome
>>205161305sam was right about doctors and nurses
>>205161061Alex is definitely dumb enough to believe it
>>205161302that would be hilarious because it would be so chaotic that they probably wouldn't even notice at first
>>205161221Its funny that the self awareness that the competitions not mattering was coming from him because he was a freeloader, and the fish cant see it
>>205161320base
>>205161305you learn everything you need to do as a nurse with hands on experience. theres always a "head nurse" on site to do the hard shit
insider here:tts is not working, wes is on it it says it should be fixed by tomorrow
Easy A.I prompts Just copy anything from Total Drama Island
Burt's 160 IQ can't find the logic
>>205161320unironically it was the markyposting
Burt having a melty
>>205161359no
>>205161320I made a marky joke season 1. they ban for that for sure.
>>205161320didn't think jet had the balls to ban jimmy.nice work, jet.
>the computer's been recording speech when we thought we were alone?>yes>oh fuckHOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAH
>>205161335>computer saw me jerking off>what does this mean?>what is it going to be used for?
OH NO
>burt realizing the computer has been listening to his schizo babble
>>205161110>>205161240It's just dawned on me that smack looks like a retarded 51% Lea Seydoux.Smaackbros... I'm starting to get it...
this is burt's trigger moment
>>205161320>t.
>>205161371this, my dad works for jet neptune
BURT KNOWS HE LET STUFF SLIP ABOUT HIS PAST
>>205161349Burt is realizing that the AI is trained based on his schizophrenic rants and now he’s worried that the rest of the contestants will know the real him
AI is always watching, even when you sleep.Post burt's face when he realizes Computer knows he spurts
they are assuming Computer's pronouns
>>205161374holy fuck this might actually work
I Was Raped
what are the chances they actually buy this super AI computer bit
Burt knows we know lol
BURT REALIZING IT KNOWS HIS SCHIZO SHIT
>burt panicking because of him talking to himselfkek
BURT NOOOOOOOOOOOO
If we lose burt it's over
BURT KNOWS160+ IQ
>really disturbing things
>yes? hello?
>>205161361I just hope they don't bully too hard. it gets hard to listen to after awhile. I felt bad for Jimmy and Tayleigh last season, and more importantly it made me hate the audience.
>>205161249>"oh, excuse me"
>>205161371Cams will be down and wigger crew is having pizza and chilling.
Burt's fucking SWEATING
I AM FORGOTENN HA HAAAAAAAAA HA
>>205161023Sieg Ben brother! Goran on suicide watch.
>wait so this computer has been recording every thing I saw when I'm alone?
>>205161297"they" is production, they are wondering what the actual use of the ai is in the context of a real reality show
>that was probably the cleanest thing he ever saidwhat did he meant by this?
BURT FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
>Burt makes the "AI" go full schizo
>>205161424MY SIDES
>>205161320>@'d abi every time she was in chat and said "kys bitch"nice
Burt freaking out because he is realizing his rambling to himself was being recorded to the computer
>What do you say when you're alone Burt>really dangerous and violent things
HOLY FUCK HE'S GONNA BURT
>this ai has been recording everything ive been saying while im alone?>ive been saying really disturbing things
>What do you say when you're alone?>Really disturbing things
REALLY DISTURBING THINGS
>cameramen circling around like sharkscheemo
SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRN KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>what do you say when you're alone?>really disturbing thingsholy shit bros
Enjoy your last day or two with Burt
burt is shiting himself right now that people saw everything
burt gonna freak
Computer can hear your thoughts Burt
>>205161433Christ, I get more viewers than that
>>205161409only way is if production can play it off well enough
burtbros....
>really disturbing thingsJesus Burt
>Burt, please tell me more about the 13 year old girl
>>205161249 I love him even more now kek
>>205161437>the computer is going to rape me
burt is shitting bricks right now>>205161433why didn't she stream on her youtube channel
>What do you say when you're to yourself Burt>Really disturbing things>everyone just laughs and moves onlol
>>205161180Jan/Ben* worked very hardJet is in the basement playing with a camera joystick and sucking on a gas binky where he belongs
>>205161386>mizzy: dun dun duuuuuuuni love these retards. only binx is skeptical
>>205161320>a couple "marky" chatsare you a newfag? they had a list of banned words on s2 TTS.
anyone get eyes on the pajeet? I don't see him anywhere. Did he go sulk into a hidden corner because he got left out?
>>205161023BIGGER ANNOUNCMENTthis shit is stale and is like watching a terrible snl sketch that never ends. the horse is dead.also alexis is at best a mid whore roastie single mom literally a 4.5
(You) are Computer
>>205161433I didnt realize that was Tay the whole time
BURT'S GONNA STAB SOMEONE
>>205161452Did you see Alexis' face? Her jaw literally droppedHahahahahabahaha
COMPUTER BETTER GET TO VOTE FOR ELIMINATIONS
black urban raw top is likely the only one in the tank that could explain how ai works
>>205161431he knows hes screwed bro.. its over
>>205161402>I am computer>I need to fuck him I need to fuck im a horny motherfucker. Telekenisis
Is Schizophrenia like Tourettes where Burt can't stop himself from insane vile shit? Or is he just weird AND schizophrenic?
>>205161320You fucking clairefags and Smaacktivists need to get the fuck out.
>burt: it's been recording all my "hand gestures"kek
HOLY FUCK AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205161240SMAACKHEADS ASSEMBLE
>its been recording my hand gesturesHAHAHHAHA he's going to fucking snap. this might shock him into a catatonic state
burt is actually panicking about this revelation
>>205161503he's very autistic
>>205161479Burt is a pedophile
This is so much better than s1 and 2 (for now). Good work faggots, I GUESS
>police come to the house and tell contestants to open the door>no i don't think i will
>>205161498shut up aperture
Oh No……burr bros…..
>>205161249love this little guy
>>205161480Luke is the scary psycho.
>>205161509literally the least of his problems lmao. I hope his rantings corrupt the ai
Has the Burt guy actually said crazy shit while alone, or just talking to the camera?Sorry in advance, I'm trying to catch up
I AM READY TO BE COMPUTER
burt is remembering every single thing he said while he was by himself one by one
>Eh heee heee heeeee
>burt: "so it recorded all my body and hand gestures">ted: "hand.. gestures?"
>>205161521based honestly
>burt: is the audience watching us right now?kek
>>205161320>c) a couple "marky" chatsThis obviously. No one gives a shit about the other stuff.
why is the youtube stream so fucking laggy man
tts is being vetted right? half the cast is gonna get up and leave as soon as the first le edgy tts sounds
Burt fears he has created Schizo.NET
>>205161512>>205161509>>205161474>>205161473>>205161450Tonights the night.
>>205161105nothing is back. saying something is back admits it was shit. but these loser simps were glazing this shit when it wasn't back. this shit sucks.
>>205161531just sometimes says he has to do a little killing and raping
>>205161448>>205161450>>205161452This will help explain the insane messages inevitably coming through TTS later.
>>205161503he's like a combination of 10 different, equally insane things
>>205161489he's sitting in the recliner that's far away from the rest of the fish lmao. i thought the director cam angle just didn't get all of him.
Burt has already received 3+ TTS and he doesn't associate it with any of this AI stuff
>>205161537160 iq at work
>>205161531The craziest shit
burt a guy with videos of him fucking 80yo men is worried about being recorded alone
>>205161249imagine if they incorporate this into a bit for this season
>>205161064to get batteries
>>205161541Audience tts starts post elim
Imagine how awful the jert feels right now bros
>theyre still editingoh no smack
burt is so paranoid right now kek
burt is freaking the fuck outalso kill the fucking pajeet nothing he says is genuine and he literally feels like an AI trying to mimmick american speech
>>205161503he is weird and schizo. if they aren't in a current psychotic break they are relatively normalt. worked at a psych ward for years
>>205161534streamer culture is so fake, gay, and parasitic
HECK HOUSE HAS STARTED
>>205161249the "oh excuse me" makes it three times funnier
>>205161534why is she doing this to herself, awful for $LETTY, disrespectful to investors
>Smacks : They're not broadcasting thoKEK
>>205161541yes oh my god how are you guys so stupid
>Smaacks body in that dressAAAAAAAH!
have any of the women initiated a hug with simbal?
>They can see me... when I'm alone...?BURT DOESNT KNOW HOW CAMERA WORKLMAOOOOOOOOOO
Computer needs to completely ignore Mizzy like she doesn't exist, it was unable to collect data due to whispering.
>>205161528>he thinks there is an AI
>they’re not broadcasting
Burt finding out people saw him jerking off in real time kek Jet i fucking kneel this sewson is going to be fucking legendary
>>205161547did he actually say all of that?
>>205161534i want to hug letty
>>205161586LMAO
>you're not real I know you're not real. You're a computer. You're not realI cant wait to see burt argue with computer
>We /tv/ are unironically the computer...>they have been feeding an AI the threads>selectively take TTS from what the AI spits out
>>205161320It was 100% the Marky stuff. I got a 24 hour mute 2 days ago for saying “Marky Thompson 2014”. The chat was going really quickly so that leads me to believe that “marky/thompson” is some sort of automatic trigger word. Say it too many times and you are automatically banned>wes & maejok know the marky lore
SMACK HAS NO IDEAto Burt who's panicking >They're still editing, they're not live broadcasting
>>205161534jesus she's bloating up. gross couch surfing homeless crashout sex pest
>>205161584>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah the groceries are on the floor I'm literally losing my mind
neptunian
smaack tummy
burt is fuckin losing it
it's still gonna take them five hours to get tts going
>>205161596you know what I meant anon
burt is going to fucking snap tonight
>>205161531telekinesis. telekinesis. telekinesis. telekinesis. telekinesis. telekinesis. telekinesis. 12345. is that right? 12345. no. 1245. tk. tk. 12345. of course, Hollywood is too woke these days. A dark black man can't get cast as a rapist or a serial killer. 12345.
>>205161534shes clearly not ready to deal with that stream group. not enough life experience to deal with such scummy people. shame
Burt is really upset lol
>>205161531Yes, when he’s alone he talks about how he must have sex, telekinesis, what is evil, and who he’s going to rape
>>205161592not even once
MIZZY KNOWS
>>205161531>oh youre sick bitch? bitch you are sick. oh thats terrible. rape is terrible.... but that makes me more angry- burt
Genius Simbal pushing Burt to give him an example of his schizo babble
It's going to be funny when they have the other fish's voices coming through the TTS shit talking them.>Bynx voice: Simbal you're a creepy, smelly, disgusting piece of shit. You should have been named Slimeball.
SEXOOOOO THAT BACKKK
>>205161479she sold her streaming setup for meth
>Mizzy knowsshe knows. shut it down.
>mizzy knows
>>205161590im falling so fast
Burt is full on panicking lmao
i hope they moderate the tts well
MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. >MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. >MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. >MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. >MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2. >MIZZY FIGURED IT OUT SHE IS ON FISHTANK. BEDROOM 2.
I can't tell if Mizzy is smarter than she lets on or is actually dumb as fuck
>>205161531>Contrived. >Contrived>Contrived>Oh god lets go bro>Telekinesis>Telekinesis>Telekinesis>Teenage Pussy>Teenage Pussy>Teenage Pussy>I am so sorry>I am sorry I didnt mean it>I am so sorry >I will not be cast as the killer>Thats the rapist>Thats the rapist>Thats the rapist>In fact thats the rapist to kill>In fact no exactly>I deserve sex>I deserve sex>I need sex>I need sex>She was 13>She was 13>She was 13
Burt's gonna get paranoid and violent
this kills the burt
jet is going to send 90% of tts to burt lol
>>205161642>mizzy knowsWhat happened??
BURT KNOWS
>bit so good even the Times fell for it
Burt is about to run out the front door
>>205161612>>205161613I want to put a baby (white) in there
Mizzy is starting to grow on me
BEN / SAM / JETNOW TELL MIZZY THIS IS WHY SHE CAN'T WHISPER / CANT USE A PERSONAL MIC. TELL MIZZY NO MORE FUCKING WHISPERING
smaack addicts eating good today
>mizzy starts talking to the camera nowI missed this
>>205161576this entire show is a schizophrenic person's nightmarefinding out it's all fake might break his brain for good
>Mizzy figured it outTell her that one of her family members died.GET HER OUT NOW
>>205161604I hope my posts about sucking Peytons toes make it through!! :)
what did mizzy say? I was watching burt
>>205161609She's at a good weight.
>oh my godDid burt just realize that people have been watching him jerk off?
>>205161448still can't believe these idiots were more worried about Luke than Burt
>>205161599he says this every time before he starts gooning
What did Mizzy say?
the reason burt is freaking out is now he has no safe space, and he NEEDS to be alone to let his schizo energy out or it'll build up.
What are they saying in confessional?
>>205161302top kek
>>205161320It was insulting Abi, desu.>t. Insider/knower/nooticer
>>205161221I hate da AI he wuin my day
>"Yeah I know, but I said sorry"
>>205161653She said hello to the "AI" calm down
>>205161615>a tesla robot moments before going on a rampage and slaughtering everyone you love
bros i don't think burt is going to last...
>>205161558Burt has received hundreds of TTS already but Jet is only aware of the 3
>>205161666>checkedshe said in b2 that she thinks the show is steaming on youtube
>>205161655straight up BONEHEAD
>>205161534I wonder how Jezza took that stream
>>205161673THIS
It's a very good idea in theory but i'm worried the wiggers might not be able to pull it off right considering the time it takes to write a funny/interesting TTS
>>205161684She's talking to the camera (computer)
how tall is binx
>>205161669This cannot be real
>>205161707lmao
>>205161587tbf she was just hanging out in the hottub and Chicken Andy's cameraman specifically went over to film her. She needs to get away from these Cx degenerates.
Burt is going to actually snap when he finds out
>>205161604i wish but they will not make money that way so it will never happen
>>205161709what the fuck
Have they turned on TTS yet? Why are they talking about "AI"? What have I missed?
>>205161691"I think we are not on Hulu. I think this is a huge social experiment streamed to youtube. We are the experiment. To see how people behave when they think they can become famous.">"I think we are not on Hulu. I think this is a huge social experiment streamed to youtube. We are the experiment. To see how people behave when they think they can become famous.""I think we are not on Hulu. I think this is a huge social experiment streamed to youtube. We are the experiment. To see how people behave when they think they can become famous.">"I think we are not on Hulu. I think this is a huge social experiment streamed to youtube. We are the experiment. To see how people behave when they think they can become famous.""I think we are not on Hulu. I think this is a huge social experiment streamed to youtube. We are the experiment. To see how people behave when they think they can become famous.">"I think we are not on Hulu. I think this is a huge social experiment streamed to youtube. We are the experiment. To see how people behave when they think they can become famous.""I think we are not on Hulu. I think this is a huge social experiment streamed to youtube. We are the experiment. To see how people behave when they think they can become famous.">"I think we are not on Hulu. I think this is a huge social experiment streamed to youtube. We are the experiment. To see how people behave when they think they can become famous."
>>205161719She's wearing those super tall goth boots rn
>>205161643Top tier footslut
>>205161719she's in heels, she's like 5'0
burt has been really spazzing out today
Alexis is someone's mom dude. Jesus christ
>>205161534incredibly unbecoming and this arc will end in a disaster for her
>>205161587shes on drugs and is losing her mind
Post yfw you're not the jeet
>THE CHAOS HOUSE
Mizzy pretty much figured it out, but also thinks the AI is real lol
OF COURSE THE JEETS AN EXPERT ON AI XD
>>205161669HE CANT KEEP SUCKING AWAY WITH IT
it's the beginning of the end burtbros
>>205161727She was 13
Mizzy in fishnets is getting me bricked up
>>205161604SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>205161715It’s difficult for it to be realistic
WELCOME TO THE CHAOS HOUSETHE CHAOS HOUSE. THATS WHAT I THINK THIS IS.OR CRAZY HOUSE.
>alex: "i think they changed their plan up because we talked about it">binx: "yeah alex they changed their entire show plan up on the spot because we talked">alex: "yep"binx just enables everyone and its great
>>205161743he said he still has the music in his head now they dropped this on him
>>205161719kill marry fuck
do you think burt will bail?im pretty sure he needed that time "alone" he will be super stressed 24/7 now.
>>205161735no way she said that
>>205161750HIGH TECH
*bad bitch soundtrack play background*
>>205161735ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
>I kinda like the idea of chaos house cause we're all a lil crazyhow does mizzy know
REPROGRAM MIZZY
>>205161747
Has s3 ruined NNN for you guys yet, i woke up & busted to this
>>205161320I'm glad you got banned for stinking up the place.
What did Burt do in 2011?
>>205161749based iq curve meme
>>205161735yeah spamming this like a retard with no clip sure makes me believe you. go back to fishtank chat and spam there faggot
Mizzy is leaving
>>205161735oh shit
I feel represented by burt
>>205161727they better kick him off before that happens
>>205161792we don't talk about that
>>205161715jan has this in the bag, man's a brilliant writer
>>205161792Teenage pussy telekinesis 13 1 2 3 4 5
>smack : you are doing fine!she has no fucking clue what goes on when he is alone. this is too good
>>205161728There was a popup like 2 days ago when they were teasing turning on computer and it said first day will be production only, so thats what im referring to it probably wont happen desu
Has it dawned on Mizzy yet that she's flashed her pussy to thousands of online viewers?
MIZZY HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY BY JET
>smaack talking about how people will be "represented by burt" after watching thisschizo gay rapists where you at
>>205161735uh oh!
why are girls such pigs? these people have almost nothing to do all day and mizzy has already managed to turn that closet into a pile of junk she has to dig through. fucking why?
I'm not sure I can take Burt's energy much longer anyways. Last night he was stressing me the fuck out
>>205161792we don't know it's part of his dark park. he's also mentioned a "13 year old girl"
>>205161671Best I can do is quintroon
warming up to mizzy
>>205161782hanging out with ian cooking asparagus above a pan while burt circles around like a psycho enlightened her
What do they think happened to the car??
"i don't think this is on hulu, i think this is on youtube and it's an experiment to see if you put a bunch of people in a house and tell them they're going to get famous"paraphrasing but basically what mizzy said
>>205161786i haven't found a moment to jack off since FT started. i'm too compelled to keep watching
SHE KNOWS TOO FUCKING MUCHDO SOMETHING JETSHES JEOPARDIZING THIS WHOLE OPERATION
>>205161810bussy*
>>205161735sam told her this like day 1
I think Binx looks retarded with that white makeup, like a clown, what's up with that??
>>205161792It was years ago
Burt literally had a conversation with the TTS and the TTS responded last night but didn't think things were being recorded>He thought the TTS was voices in his head
>>205161747I want her on the tank, God please. I dont even know what for, maybe the microkini contest?? She needs on the show
>MIZZY SAID "THAT WOULD BE KINO ACTUALLY"ABORT ABORT
>>205161715>>205161759counter argument: they are all fucking retard.also the idea that all of this is fake would be much more crazier to them than whatever the TTS will be.
Alex and Mizzy figured it outThats a wrap boys
>>205161766She is running circles around them like letty did in s1
>>205161735ggThe jeet also guesses it's a livestream and told it to burtFamous house dies tonight
misty (the one with the diabetes legs) is packing her shit and leaving
>>205161777why do you keep spamming this disgusting coal burner
>>205161798>noooo noooo noooo for me mizzy has 10iq, she is so fucking dumb aaaaaaaaa
Alex just explained what the entire show is.
>chaos houseshe knows
>Im... BURT
>>205161822it's the combo of depression and that false positive attitude
SHES GONNA BLOW THIS WHOLE OPERATION
>>205161735just kick her off tomorrow, if she's the only one realizing it they can still gaslight the rest of the cast
Ted is gonna go shave his bush
Alexis still yapping about the beauty contest after the reveal in confessional jesus christ
>>205161653You would fit right in with this seasons contestants (derogatory)
>>205161669suck it
anyone just catch Mizzy say "Ben is a pretty princess and GORAN needs to stay in the basement"?
lmfao ted
Jet, kill mizzy it's the only way
where's mizzy?
>>205161862What did he say?
>>205161735neptunian
Did he really get a switch? Does that shit have a web browser!?
>>205161851It only needs one of them: see mizzy
>mizzy talking about peanut arbucklethe show is dead
>>205161750>YOU ARE OVERFITTING THE MODEL SAARS>PLEASE TO BE ADJUSTING THE HYPERPARAMETERS>DO NOT REDEEM THE LOCAL MINIMUM
>>205161534Worst kind of girl drunk. I'd much rather babysit Claire.
I missed the last two hours what happened?
alex and mizzy know
>>205161820he's unironically literally me
How did the fucking attractiveness contest turn out? Did they just drop that?
>>205161820>mfw I finally witness schizo gay rapist representation
>mizzy started changing in the bathroomits fucking over
>>205161855Nah, we can't lose gay director Ben. Just keep gaslighting them anyway.
>>205161847I saw a post on Twitter a week ago that said "kino" in regard to something cinema related, 180,000 likes.
>>205161834
>>205161860i'm not saying that I'm saying you're a bad liar, retard. I was watching mizzy in bedroom2
>>205161845he asked production to get a cocktail of drugs for alex. he thought it was ben
>>205161883YUP
>>205161882YU ARE TELLING TO ME THIS IS NOT REAL SAAR?!?!?!?
im slobbering like a retard everytime I see paytonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kVxBaQ7xM4
Why is burt freaking out? I thought he was the only one who was fully aware the show was live streamed, like he said on his tiwtter
>>205161845He thought it was production. He responded to TTS last night if they could buy the pills for Alex instead of him giving them
>>205161906are you just not watching the fucking show or something?
>>205161864>BLACK>URBAN>RIPPED>TRAINER
mizzy is having a mental episode
>>205161895just don't give them the wi-fi password
"you can shave your head now mizzy"synchrocities are insane this season
mizzy isn't going to quit, she's going native
>>205161834she wont think its youtube anymore after Computer starts saying Nwords
>>205161746Channing style
>>205161828thats pretty damn good
>>205161891That it's actually a livestreamed show in disguise where the audience gets to interact
why is mizzy asking the cameras to play la bambo?
Ian just looked into the camera and markyposted
>>205161899LMAO
I want Sam to kill the jeet slowly, but ultimately KILL HIM
>>205161847Kino is normie tier now
>>205161932She is talking to the AI, leave her alone
>the dumbest retard in the show completely figured everything out firstholy moly
>>205161906Sneed won and got a Nintendo Switch.
Mizzy is going to blow up the entire production
mizzy is mentally retired
>Ted just told Mizzy they left the clippers so they could shave her head nowHE KNOWS
>>205161669>they used my screencapI WANT COMPENSATION
Mizzy CK crossover when????
>>205161834I don't think it shouldn't be hard to realize this isn't a real TV production
Wait I thought you guys said they would be mentally broken and kill themselves after finding out the truth? You’re telling me the “slow burn” meme was just a meme?
We need Frank Hassle up in this bitch
>>205161925because he needs to schizo babble out loud or it builds up and he'll fucking explode, and now he knows he doesn't have a safe space to do that
MIZZY JUST SAID THE M WORD
>Binx now talks like a beaner
mizzy talking to herself and saying jews rock jews rock jews rock todododolalala jews rock
mizzy talking about fishtankhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730490016486841.webm
Mizzy just said TJ WON TWICE
Mizzy Stocks Skyrocketing. She's gonna thrive in Hellhouse
guys mizzy in b2 saying she has to do the ha ha
>>205161944Cuban
>>205161895Do you not understand how wifi works? You think he is just going to guess the wifi network and password? You think the gay black from the hood knows how to get around that?
Remember When You guys didn't believe in this season in the preseason threads? I told you all, I fucking told you it was gonna be great,
>>205161872How do you guys not realize that they WANT the fish to figure it out for themselves lmao
>>205161945she how old? das craaazy
Ted in sarcastic voice- "They left the lawnmower! You can shave your head now Mizzy!
Guys why are they talking about "AI"?Have they turned it on yet?
>>205161945based markypsoter and milk appreciator
>>205161883wtf mizzy spitting bars
>>205161925I think he meant streaming like on hulu/netflix, not actual livestreaming
>>205161934imagine he turns on the switch and there is a wifi network called "fishtank"
>>205161928Had to put up groceries.>>205161956Did they rank them or just say Sneed won?
>>205161955Neptunian
>>205161927>>205161917Thats my point, just yesterday he had evidence that there were microphones in the rooms, but still in disbelief that they are being recorded.
Anyone have a pic of Smack in her bra just now?
>>205161976>now
>making up shit about fish that aren't even on screen
>>205161955>Smart girl
Mizzy actually figured it out somehow
are they gonna be able to sell the AI saying nigger because of alex?
>>205161985when does luke come back
MIZZY KNOWS. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730490016486841.webmMIZZY KNOWS. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730490016486841.webmMIZZY KNOWS. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730490016486841.webmMIZZY KNOWS. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730490016486841.webmMIZZY KNOWS. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730490016486841.webm
>>205161925he's said crazy shit about raping a 13 year old when alone in the bedroom 3/vanity
>>205161976noticed that too. during her shitty singing last night too. cant keep it up forever lol
>>205161976she always did
>>205161985please stay in the off seasons
BAZINGA
EVERYONE IS A PLANT
>>205161925im certain they all know. when ben and sam walked away mid reveal to argue one of them said something about the show being live and none of them seemed surprised by that. and the way they are talking about "computer" makes it sound like they know its an audience.they are all just playing along
Mizzy just said Jerry sends his regards
BUY IN NOW ON YOUR MIZZY STOCKS. SHE IS GOING TO THRIVE
MIZZY JUST SAID SUMMER WAS RAPED AND VANCE CRIED
alexis and laron seething about the ranking shit still lmafo
>>205161847Anon that's normalfag slang now
>>205161989fuck off ted
>>205161820Burt is, hopefully, one of a kind
>I love Sheldon
>>205161943it's actually over
>>205161896wtf how the biggest retard was the one to figure it out
>>205161063Is that Leela as the house?
>>205161249based
>>205161967I think the weird things/mistakes slowly adding up and them doubting everything makes the reveal less impactful
The wiggers need to act FAST
>>205161985benleaks make it about himself challenge
>>205162020she doesn't know it's fishtank.
>>205161998oh shit
>>205161979The only way is to take her out. She’s going to spoil it for everyone
>ted is sheldon
but every other reality TV show competition is about people who think they're going to become famous, and then turning on each other, Mizzy
>>205161979SHE KNOWS
>>205161820She's so goddamn obnoxious.
Sam told mizzy AND alexis this was live, yes alexis is a dumb bitch
binx has truly known and understood since day 1 and has been playing chess 20 moves ahead
>>205161719She’s short but wearing platform shoes
>>205161979she knew it alreadyand she blew her load too fast to look like the smart oneI hope she gets kicked
he literally is sheldor lmfao
>>205162020>the dumbest one figures it out
>>205161962like 30 people took the same screencap of that moment
>>205161985Kill yourself you retarded freak
Mizzy crying in the bathroom
>>205161979the show is over, fuck you goran
>>205162020smarter than we gave her credit for!
so is everything for today over, just boredom till bedtime?
how could anyone ever figure out this wasnt a real hulu show?
>>205161023big bang theory They are so funny and jewish Such normie fish love this season
>>205161979>Hey Mizzy can you come down to the basement real quick?
oh nooo we might lose MIZZYwho will force everyone else to whisper now?
QueenAlexis is so pretty :3
>>205161979Nice job, Sam. YOU BLEW IT.
>>205162041Ted told him that sounded stupid so maybe there's hope
>>205162045yes, old disney channel movie
>>205161984actually the gay nig is a super hacker and he's about to code his own aircrack ng on that shit and take over the whole AI
ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVERALERT ALERTWIGGERS ACT NOWDO SOMETHINGNOW NOW NOW
tTHEN WHY WAS SHE SHOWING HER PUSSY ON CAMERA
>"haha where's the ice cream in this joint hehe"WTF MIZZY
>>205161979its not even youtube mizzy. its a shitty site called fishtank.live
>mizzy figured everything out and is completely embracing it>sneed and alexis are still seething about the rankings, ngmiwhat planet are we on, neptune??
>>205162020she always knew, she accidently talked to the fans/camera a few times already
>>205162020so she thinks this is a mr beast style youtube video. ok cool.so she thinks this is a mr beast style youtube video. ok cool.so she thinks this is a mr beast style youtube video. ok cool.so she thinks this is a mr beast style youtube video. ok cool.so she thinks this is a mr beast style youtube video. ok cool.so she thinks this is a mr beast style youtube video. ok cool.
>>205162020
>>205162020IT'S OVER
>>205162020Amazing how close she is
>>205162080because of how amateurish everything is
>>205161979i think the saying how she wants to kill hasan piker went a little far but it wasnt that bad
>>205161985Another common Benji W you are always right except for your s2 opinions
>>205161979It's over
>>205162008they're all assuming "live-streamed" just means airing live. several of them have said that. they all think only production can see them right now
>>205162020She has suspicion that it's not a Hulu show and is a Youtube social experiment. This does not mean she knows it's Fishtank.
>>205162021people try hard to sweep it under the rug
>>205161979No shit they need to take her downstairs and eliminate her now
>>205162079there will be some lame TTS from prod that the fish will overact upon hearing thats about it
jeet is slandering ian and twisting what happened last night when he was drunk
>>205161985Post gore
>>205162033
what did alex say? clips aren't working on the site
MIZZYBASEMENTNOW
>>205161985>Remember the preseason threads no >>>/bant/
>has known the show is live right now for 3 days>continues to flash pussy, tits, and ass constantlyWhat does she mean by this?
>>205162098you are retarded the whole point is for the fish to piece it together like a puzzle
nooo i feel so bad for taytay :(
BURT OUT OF NOWHERE JUST COMES OUT WITH "I HAVE SEVERE MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES"
>>205162088yeah sam's attempt at comedy ruined it. great job sam
>>205162101because that's literally the only way a 3/10 fake goth can get attention
>>205162123oh shut up retard
>>205161979ehh that’s not that bad
>>205162084she's already embraced the chaos and will speak up now, watch
>>205162086she looks like she's having a maniac episode with how her face is frozen due to botox
>>205162125she also doesn't seem too intent on telling anyone right now
>binx doesnt clean her mushroomsdirty ahh hoe
Realistically they were going to figure out something eventually, especially given the contract. They certainly don't know the full-extent of what's actually going to happen. Most of them still think the "Computer" is real
>>205161979alright she isn't as dumb as she looks, i vow to stop calling her a stupid bitch until further notice
>>205162125Who fucking cares retard? She knows it’s a ‘chaos’ house and not a real production. That’s literally what FISHTANK is.
>what if I told you "you're being a real simmons right now"
>>205162091Homina homina homina
>>205161925He has been jacking off in camera for 6 days straight
>>205161985benny go check ur moms purse its time to relax
>>205162148They need to not drop anymore hints, then. We all thought Mizzy was retarded and she's already getting it.
>>205162020SHE KNOWSSHE KNOWSAND I KNOW SHE KNOWS
>>205162150who?
>>205161979mizzy has thrown everything out there. she thinks saar is production
>>205162150every time i check in she's doing worse, and that's a good thing, believe me
>>205162144She didn't say she thought it was live. Also she thinks it's onnyoutubr, no nudity on youtube
>>205162144what do you think?
Do you think our girl Payton would sleep with any of the female fish in the house?
>>205162106Sneed is gonna seethe until he realizes his mom has been promoting the show on her facebook.Alexis will genuinely leave the show almost 100%Hope Pay stays though.
>>205162174Kek
>mizzy figured out the entire ruse of the show but still thinks the AI is real
>>205161293thanks
>>205162020She still doesn't know It's all about to go sicko mode and she doesn't know what's coming
Tonight there will be a mde chant and a sceam of fuck idubbz
>>205161986i'm all in on this. much better outcome IMO if it's a slow process of them piecing it together. i think there's a higher chance of people leaving if it's dropped on them all at once.
>>205161976She and the jeet try to hide their accents but they constantly come out
QRD on the last hour? I lost internet.
>>205162200she's crushing on alexis
>>205162150fuck herMUH PANTIES MUH PANTIES
>i was born in '96 and the original nintendo switch comes from our era
Mizzy figured out it was "on youtube" because all of sams sponsers are youtube ad read bs. Hulu shows don't shill manscaped lmao
>>205161979everybody knows that bro they just pretend they don;t for the camera
>>205162150KEK someone put her out of her misery *bang* lead to the roof of the mouth
>>205162168yea that's pretty gross. all she needs to do is give them a quick rinse.
Is there any way to cast doubt on mizzy that she's wrong?
>>205162168At least she's not soaking them.
>>205161979>>205162020White people are too smart for this. It needed to be all 60 IQ africans. "ayo dat camera be spittin, bruh!"
you guys are fuckin telling me this isn't famous house?
>>205162173No shit retard, the whole point is for them to figure out something is off. You really think they were gonna believe it was a Hulu show for 6 weeks?
>>205161979She doesn't explicitly state it is Fishtank though. She hasn't indicated she knows who Sam Hyde or MDE or FIshtank is.
>>205162144>they wouldnt let this on youtube
>>205162216HA HAAAAAA HA
>>205162200me if i had a pussy
She's spreading the deets.It's over, Jet. Pack it up.
>>205161985hi Jet
>>205162216too much
>>205162192>live on youtubeCan you not comprehend the word "live?"
>alexis and sneed are crying in the confessional while mizzy stocks are soaring
>>205162020She figured it out after the swattingShe will let it slip. Soon.Jet will have to rig it or it's over.
>>205162200she would let betty fist her pussy while getting rammed in the ass by that dildo machine
>>205162107she didn't accidentally talk to the camera. they know they're on a reality show and know the cameras are rolling
>>205162200I'd go mtf just to hug her
>>205162200i don't know about that, but i know that i would sleep with her
>>205162217gross
>>205162216Best hour in days
HOLY SHIT MIZZY SHOUTED "THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT" CHECK DEN PTZ
The last puzzle piece probably was the Manscaped ad read bit
Burt just looked at the camera and said my home address and social security number
>>205162200No. She is into bull dykes. She is the submissive one in the lesbian dynamic
>>205162200she would sleep with claire and abby. maybe letty
>>205162202How does sneeds mother even know its going to be on hulu?
realistically, since shouting racial slurs is going to be off the table for a while, what actual kinds of messages will we be seeing from Computer?
>>205162168you really aren't supposed to in actual cooking. Most you should do is brush them off. If you wash them they absorb water and then release it while you're cooking them
Burt still paranoid about being seen naked live. Let alone his schizo episodes
>>205161979She said nothing about Fish Tank
SHES REVEALING IT TO EVERYBODY
Mizzy spreading her suspicions
Weird that no one's talking about the gay bickering between Sam and ben
lol mizzy knows>how would you feel if the name wasn't famous house
>>205162221Or maybe it’s because Sam literally told her to her face it’s live and she pieced that together with how dogshit of a production this is
>>205162215it's the opposite, binx is playing up her fake accent for oppression olympics cred
>>205162229true, takes like 10 mintues to brush them too but so many ppl rinse
>>205162150she had a few hundred viewers on X. Her instagram stream kept starting and stopping. she seems fine
>>205162221It's more because everyone seems insane (they are)
>>205161979calm down guys, she is dumb as a bag of rocks and when she tries to explain this to the other people (who, mind you, desperately want fame and will be melted by cognitive dissonance at the idea) she will do a trash job at it and everyone will brush it offoh its literally happening as i type this
>>205162174I would be confused as to what it is a reference to as Simmons was kicked off fishtank for a weird book, which is very specific. How am I being a simmons being in the house and having you grab me by my shoulders? I never wrote a book. Im confused.
SHE JUST BLABBED
>>205162216They were all chanting "THINK IT, DREAM IT, DO IT, FUCK IDUBBZZZ" in a big circle in the den
you mean this totally unprofessional and rudderless production isn't a Hulu product??
mizzy is talking about it right now. >what if this is not famous house but crazy house
>>205161985DAY 9. THE SHOW FALLS APART ON DAY 9
>>205162220What games is Lebron going to play on his switch /ftl/?
Mizzy just flew over my house!
when does ShoeNice22 come on??he is all i am waiting for
>>205162223yeah mizzy thinks she looks smart for being the one to reveal it but actually shes the only one who doesn't get it
SHUT HER DOWN
>>205162020i'm guessing all of them are suspicious in one way or another
>>205162265yeah she probably figured all the ad reads were shit that you see on youtube not on fucking hulu
>>205162284yea the way she phrased that was sus as fuckl
MIZZY IS POISONING THE CONTESTANTS WITH SUBVERSIVE THOUGHTS
>>205162265That's what I've been saying. What Hulu show shills manscaped? Might as well do a RAID SHADOWLEGENDS ad read
>>205162273im racist and all but i think forcing the dumbass viewers to be more creative with their TTS will be a very good thing
post YFW mizzy bwoke the fishtank
>>205162225why? they're getting cooked
mizzy stocks skyrocketing, never thought I'd see the day
day 6 out of 42 and one of them has already figured out the entire bit
>>205162274no shit thanks for the info chef
>>205162273its off the table completely. they want normies to watch this
>>205162228she's retard, she will forget it and will fall in line with the rest of them
mizzy tricked the tricksterswhat's the next step in your masterplan, jet?
Mizzy still thinks Ben is gay
JET PUT MIZZY AND IAN IN A ROOM TOGETHER WITH SOME WHITE CLAWS. YOU NEED TO DISTRACT HER.
mizzy is so smart :O
>>205162319they don’t even care kek
ALEXIS SAYING ITS LIVE IN CR
>>205162307these print-out covers are so tacky
>>205162166nvm that lasted all of 5 minutes. yappy bitch.
>>205162319She's going to make Burt even more insane.
How will the wiggers save it this time?
SEND LUKE UP RIGHT NOW SO NOBODY LISTENS TO MIZZY
>>205161985This season is PVRE kino and also the most elaborate prank Sam has ever pulled
>>205162250She didn't say that
>jeet talking about India
why are they crying in the confessional
GUYSWHYWERE THEYTALKINGABOUTROGUEAI?DIDTHEYTURNTTSON?ANSWERNOW
>nooooo heckin normies should never know they're livestreamed>basedjak.jpg
>>205162326
>>205162020She needs to go
>>205161949I honestly HATE Ted more than the pretentious crybaby jeet
imagine not eating your mushrooms directly from the earth, fucking coward
>>205162220This nigger was talking about microwaving food in styrofoam earlier as if it was some cooking secret
kek alex is bonding with simbal over him seeing a tiger>>205162304>>205162297Mizzy has literally thrown out every throught in her mind. she has accused half the cast of being plants.
Hey JET CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU
>>205162200
burt is concerned his friends/acquientances now know he's insane lol
>>205162339He is a very convincing actor
Burt's gonna quit
>>205162345i just grabbed a random pic from google dude
>>205162273>racial slurs Okay so you never watched this show before because predominantly its all the same jjj, circumflex, vertical bar spam I dont even think there are many racial slurs ever.
>get your hands off me you dirty NIGGERwhat on earth did Mizzy mean by this??
>>205162356About the attractiveness ranking
>reminder that Jet intended to keep this a secret for 2 fucking weeksHAHA retards! >reminder that Jet intended to keep this a secret for 2 fucking weeksHAHA retards! >reminder that Jet intended to keep this a secret for 2 fucking weeksHAHA retards!
>have a competitive edge >Immediately blab to everyone Women.
>uh Mizzy can you please come down to the basement for a momentit's Summer all over again, poor girl. Vance still has ptsd
>>205162326not until she starts talking about s1 and s2 and mentioning nina by name
ALEX HAS A FUCKING PET TIGER
give mizzy a mensa certificatesay they have watched the show and for incredibly talents and brain wits mizzy has been awarded a doctorate of mensa fellowship of high iq individuals
>>205162344Bro did Alexis just tell La'Ron it's live????????..
What I hate about these recaps is they actually miss the major plot points like the fact that Simbal was jealously guarding Binx from Ianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzmET1MlWNA
>>205162363Nah let her rant so all the other contestants think she's losing it. Much funnier
ALERTALERTCOVER BLOWNSEND IN THE SHARKSTHROW TRASH ON THE GROUND
my wives cooking me lunch :^)
alex has a bengal tiger? i knew he had monkeys and shit but a full adult bengal tiger?
Marry the left, cheat on her with the right
>>205162379i figured, not trying to dunk on you brotherman
LAWSUIT IMPENDINGLAWSUIT IMPENDINGbravo JET
>>205162374neptvnian
>>205162327they have lots of surface dirt
IT'S OVER
Mizzy saw through the matrixshe's ascended, elevated to a spiritual plane and pulled back the curtains of reality she's winning it all
>>205162228Show them a couple minutes of an "episode" of the show on a fake Hulu site set up by Wes maybe. But it might come off as trying too hard.
>>205162373Can't believe she touched Payton's sensitive nipples
BURT IS IMPLODING
>>205162369he also put hot coffee in a solo cup lol
>>205162394He owns an animal sanctuary.
>>205162326ofc a shot focused on that corner couch and Ian is there snoozing.
so why did binx cry?
Total Mizzy Death
>>205162374damn that's actually kinda sadBurt probably worked really hard masking his symptoms
>>205162374How? How would he know it’s being streamed live just because they said there was an AI? None of that makes sense. Also, from a strictly legal perspective, there is no chance they didn’t tell the contestants this was streamed live. They all know that much at least
Just woke up and I see my 2 Mizzy stocks valued at 0.008 per share just shot up to 23,649 a share. What happene!?!
>>205162409real
>>205162433she remembered she's gross :(
>>205162409marry eitherstay faithful and basedhave a good life and be a happy family
>>205162409both cheat on you with Luke.
>>205162433cause mama....i made it.... Nah..... WE made it.
>>205162373Please let some lesbian action happen and no more of this gay guy shit
>psst representation matters yo
JET ACTIVATE BURT AND MAKE HIM KILL MIZZY ITS THE ONLY WAY JEEEET
>>205162389Mizzy is desperate for validation
>>205162406>>205162409In a just world, every man would be entitled to one tradwife and one alt-girl mistress.
>>205162411it would have said it was live in the contract, alex was the only one who read itbill never writes a contract you can get out of
>Where I'm from they speak da T-Series languageFucking sigh
as soon as TTS comes on they're all gonna figure it out
>>205162044what did she say? if she just said hello, then she might just be retarded enough to actually not have understood anything. None of the implications. She just thinks she can positively interact with the AI and doesn't know how an AI works or consider how it might have processed everything that has happened up to this point. Or she actually does consider her past behavior and is compelled to act positively towards the AI, but is too retarded to think of anything other than "hello".
>BURT IS STARTING TO REALIZE THAT WE SAW HERM GOON
>>205162291Total views, not viewers.Xitter inflates the number to how many times it appears on people's recommended feed.It's over for her.
I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN
>damn there's AI? das crazy
>>205162399always have, steinful and ab are the only recappers who have any idea what is actually going onand now it's only ab
>>205162399damn that sucks, was hoping that'd be in there - has ReactSimply uploaded a recap of that?
>>205162440>there is no chance they didn’t tell the contestants this was streamed liveGOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAANNNNN
>no more schizo rambles from Burtthis show is fucked now
>>205162457BRVTAL TRVKE
>mizzy knows but also doesn't know at allactually neptunian
>>205162394His dad is unironically a billionaire
>>205162433she dated a music producer. he probably told her he could get any girl he wants or some shit.
If mizzy knows, Binx definitely knows. Jeet probably knows too. It’s fucking over. Just pack it up, retard Jet. Get Luke and fatty up there and start the torture
this is at least the second dumb dumbass smaack has said "stigmatisms"
Good run Jet, you came close this time but it jig is over, time to pack it up.
I'm officially on team Mizzy
shes talking about camp counselor letty now
>>205162486He cant control them, if anything they will be more prevalent
>>205162457Nice filename you stupid nigger lover
>>205162388it still is a secret. they don't know it's tts
>>205162498alexis keeps saying its live too
>>205162457No it doesn't
>>205162486if you think burt can contain himself for longer than 2 hours then your crazier than he his
i just want this to end
>>205162486he will not be able to keep it in. this morning he was doing it right next to ian and mizzy this morning
>>205162406your post wall age regression snowbunny is making "steak mushrooms" (sautees in steak sauce) with dirt still on them
>>205162470He was muttering to himself in the vanity about raping a 13 year old the other day
>4pm and nothing has happenedWIGGERS
>>205162394just exotic animal enthusiast things
>>205162457Dumb bitch
>>205162480KEK
>>205162475gay
>>205162150she died from fent
What rooom is burtnin
>>205162498nothing is over, you thought six weeks of a hulu gaslight would actually be funny?
>smaack is becoming besties with burt because she's the only one with the empathy to befriend the schizoALLIANCE FORMED
>>205162492They all think "The Computer" is real. They're still mostly in the dark, and even then what are they going to be able to prove?
CLAIREBEAR MENTIONEDthey love her and want her on the show
>>205162374Poor Burt. They've known for a while.
>>205162485It’s not jet. Their lawyer would have told them that’s a nonstarter
smack is lovely
>>205162514It is liveEpisodes are airing on hulu RIGHT NOW!!!
odds Alex's rich father molested him and made him mentally ill? putting it at a cool 80%
>>205162524Where were you the past hour faggot?
>>205162524nigger what?theres been shit happening all day
slacking baker
WOAH BOY...
>>205162514Yeah mizzy and Alexis instantly pieced it together cause Sam literally told them it was live. They pretended to ignore it but after the lazy cop-out for tts donos they realized he was serious.
>>205162524just tune in?
>>205162505"sometimes they put the villian in charge to create more chaos".
>>205162440They probably legally consented to being recorded 24/7, but they still don’t know it’s actually happening.Sam probably kept that crazy contract that gives him all the rights to everything the contestants do forever lol
>>205162466if the language was convoluted enough only 1 person initially picked up on it, i'm not sure how well it would hold up
>>205162524Burt is literally imploding because he found out everything is recorded
>>205162524Nigga where have you been
>nontent show ruined on day 5>Tayleigh had 1500 viewers on her stream last nightTime to admit it faggots, she won
Knowing/not knowing won't matter THAT much if they don't know to the extent that production will legally go to torture themIt's just that they will believe Sam/Ben's antics less if at all after they realize what's up
>>205162524if you think nothing happened you are retarded
>>205162200Throw a strapon in there and she'll go through all those bitches in no time.Take the shot Jet. Sapphic Goontank is at hand.
Smaack just mentioned that she's a big Mauro fan
smaack is an angel
Binx just picked her nose. Nasty slut.
burt crashing out
>everyone ignored her and went about their day like normalkek now she's going to think they're all in on it
BURT IS FREAKING THE FUCK OUTTTTT
BURT IS STILLL SCHIZO RAMBLING!!!!
they broke burt
bert freaking out in b3 again
>>205162535Mizzy suspects they're in "crazy house" and not "famous house"
>>205162486Hes doing it right now?
b3 schizo kino
HOLY SHIT BURT IS GOING WILD IN B3
B3 schizo ramblings
>>205162486he's going apeshit now LMAO it intensified
>Burt is packing his shit
BURT GOING CRAZY
is burt leaving?
>hes even more insane now
>Burt freaking out about AI seeing his schizo out>Goes to B3 and schizos out the hardest he's ever schizod before TOP KEK
>>205162576>>205162576>>205162576>>205162576NEEWWWW
>>205162543She really is a sweetheart. The type you just pat on the head and let do her thing. She's too pure to know better.
>>205162563He has to say "upstairs" to keep his thoughts away from his mouth, HOLY FUCK.
burt is trying his hardest right now
>>205162524We literally just had the best hour of fishtank in years
BURT IS GONNA KILL THEM ALL
>>2051625651500? lmao yea ok. Beat dyke whore.
>>205162546i think it's more like he was shuffled between extended family members and grew up without a stable father figure
TELEPATHICTELEKINESISPRECOGNITION
TELEPATHY TELEKINESISPRECOGNITION
>>205162582I mean as long as nobody mentions fucking fishtank
all this AI talk i'm beginning to suspect Burt actually isn't real
>>205162563How did he think sam knew he was naked?
>>205162180>>205161973you misread me>>205161997post says "The show will be live-streamed and released in episodes on a web channel sometime in 2025."sounds pretty clear cut
>Knows the house is watching him and listening to him>Continues to ramble to himselfIs this nigga retarded?
>Burt realizing the AI trained on his ramblings is going to be a schizo rapist murderer
Alex just said his friend Jimmy has a history with the mormons Its so over
damn hope they calm Burt down sounds like a panic attack, ngl pretty sad
>>205162524god bless jet neptune
BURT IS OVERHEATING
BANANAS BANANAS BANANAS
>>205162565retard lol
>>205162616that's what I mean by "she knows but doesn't know"
>TELEKINESIS MIND CONTROL PRECOGNITION APPLES ORANGES 3 + 5 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 1 2 3
>>205162611>>205162612burtmind
>>205162627computer thanked him for looking out for alex and said he would be a good big brother, it is friendly in his eyes
>>205162486bro he does it in front of people all the time.
THE NUMBERS BURTWHAT DO THEY MEAN
yo is burt okay?
>>205162609she literally did though
>>205162556him telling them it was live wasnt unprompted, mizzy has been doing this "what if it was actually live, and what if it wasnt actually famous house" stuff from the beginning, she obviously has some prior awareness
"BREATHE BUT TELAPATHIC, NUETRALIZE"
NEUTRALIZE -no, hold on for a second wha- BRAAPP
>TELEPATHIC DECEPTION, BLAH BLAH BLAH, MUTUALIZE, UH, HOLD ON, UP DOWN UP DOWN, *FART* ALPHA ALPHA
>>205162664LEFT LEFT BODY KIT BATHROOM AHHH NEUTRALIZE HOLD ON A SECOND NO HOLD ON MAYBE UP DOWN UP DOWN (JERKS OFF) OK UP DOWN UP DOWN (FARTS) OK SIGNAL SIGNAL POWER UH KINGS RANSOM OKAY
>ONE, ALPHA ALPHA...
Watching Burt is wild maan
>JESUS CHRIST
bro is ripping ass
>>205162697views not viewers retard
HE'S SHITTING HIMSELF. HE'S SHITTING HIMSELF!!!!!
LMFAO>hold on a second>BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>205162524actual zoomers brains are mush
Burt is a pedophile
BROS WHAT THE FUCK DID HE EAT
>*farts*>Interesting
>>205162537wat are u talking about
That's it, Burt is getting my endorsement back, tell the Don I'm sorry
>>205162838If you mean "pedo" as in "fart" in spanish, then he definitely is
>ILL KILL... MY.... OH KILL ME......
so did any tts happen yet? I figured it wouldn't
Laron is mad at everyone.
>>205162565actual down syndrome it's almost unfathomable
>>205161509i've noticed his hand gestures. they're pretty funny
Was computer used already?
>>205163328last night to Burt. He doesnt seem to remember.
>>205161582and what could trigger a psychotic break? stress? sleep deprivation? constant inputs over weeks?
>>205163623>He doesnt seem to remember.he doesnt ever seem to question it or care once its over too lol
>>205163649stress, sleep deprivation, stimulant abuse, medication that influences the wrong neurotransmitters (e.g. increases dopamine activity)
>>205163665probably thought it was a hallucination
