Computer Edition/ftl/ News• Computer has activated SFX• Alex chimped out on Simbal• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect• Do the SSI• Alexis is the Fishtank President• Chores has been distributed • Burt kissed Alex >Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Spurt Counterhttps://burtspurt.com>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205397189 >>205397200
INFJ Editionhttps://soundcloud.com/infj/mizzy-remixother versions:https://pastebin.com/952bGzhT>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
he actually looks like bibo wtf
>>205399942faggot
Jet, bring him back.
Production should insist that Alex start every conversation with someone with "Hey Vern"
>Burt: "Wait, you're gonna be my warden? That's pretty hot."LMFAOOOO this guy...
How would you punish her for her bratty behaviour?
I love Bianca, and need her to tie me down and rape me
oooohhhhh slampig panties oooohhhh
>>205399948hi
don't worry guys I'll be on scheme watch duty again tonight
>>205399925Add the stems to your copypasta https://gofile.io/d/ZXaSN3
I love her bros
Reminder this is just a 6 week long episode of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
>>205399957Burt is a pedophile nigger, as a matter of fact.
SMACKTIVISTS ROLL CALL
>>205399959starve her until she's at a healthy weight.
>>205399964
Telling Mizzy about being live was shortsighted and it's not going to pay off
>>205399959no speaking 10 minutes
Smack is an ugly mutt
>>205399981
>>205399959Take her food stash
>Alex says it again>he's send to prison and forced to bunk with burt>burt rapes himKino or not?
>>205399962Seinfeld
>>205399972she looks 10x better without make up.
>>205399903Why is Burt in a nigger uniform
>>205399903Burtpreet
>alex realizing that their team has exponentially more plushies so they must be doing something right
>not a gorila, not a chimp>a monkey!
FATTY COMING AT 10PM POOP NIGGAS WON
ALEX ACTUALLY DID THE FUCKING LINE>" ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
GOONERS
Slampig
>if ya'll send me another plushiehe knows it's live
>>205399988smack is a alien
>bring me a nurse!>bring me a footrub!Jet, call me IMMEDIATELY
>>205399946she lives in miami. shes mentioned it before.
YOOOOOO alex got a turtle that turtle is fucking dope
jet they're doing leg wrestling on their own for fun stop them
>MY 32 YEAR OLD HIPS
has anything happened today other than sfx coming on and plushies
>>205399997If someone took her stash she would freak
What is the entertainment
>>205399964nigga
>>205399971sure will be in the next threadhttps://pastebin.com/X3pgkdjA
smaack's 32 year old hips...
>>205399996>Covod 19retarded libs cant even spell right lmao
can this bitch leave so we can watch alex and binx flirt some more?
LITERALLY SCISSORING
kinda over it
Has there been any payton foot shots yet
>>205400044payton keeps showing her pusy to the camera
>>205400026not a footfag but i'd do it in a heartbeat
>>205400044of course he wears his watch on the right arm lmao
>>205399856all these type of images i see at an escort page
are they plants how do they know about jimmy and tj bell challenge
>>205400026lol
>>205400047Sex with G and Mizzy
>ywn approach Binx's bunk at 1am while the other fish sleep and ask if you can chew the gum in her mouth>ywn be commanded to get the fuck out of her room and to never speak to her again
Imagine Binx laying on the bed talking with you on the bed in her latina voice, she starts rubbing your leg and eventually takes your pp out of your pants and blowing you
>>205400024you guys say this 500 times a day at this point, we know. even alexis has said shit like this
I would rutt in Payton's shit
A TOASTTO FAMOUS HOUSE!
remember the "be the biggest retarded fag" challenge between oliver and tay lol
Would be cool if the LEDs on the sign slowly degraded every day, till only FISH was leftMaybe 2 letters a week or something
>Binx will never hit you in the face with her plush Sloth's hand while making grunting noisesalso>Alex, can you train the computer to say the n-word?
>>205399997thats alot of snacks!
>it's the reoccurring episode were we try to brainwash the audience
>Can you teach computer the N word?Uhh, Binxsisters...?
>>205400077homosexual
>>205400058can i get soime green bars on this?
>teach computer the nwordalright Binx chill out
>symbol gets the drone working and find footage of bloodgames
>she dropped lil maejokKILL HER
Binx is a chud.
>can you teach the computer the N word?binx lol
>>205400081She shouldn't be here i feel bad for her
>can you teach the computer the n word?
>>205399903Mizzy is a gross bully
Jimmy still seething in chat about the Taylor incident you can't make it up what a pathetic faggot.
>>205400095?
>>205400056www.artbysmaack.com
>>205400065>not a footfaghers are great though
chinx is a budyo what if binx was chinese lol
>binx mocking mizzy's "we're fighting">Can we teach the computer the N word?BINX MY PENIS CANNOT HANDLE THIS.
Payton's Pristine Poophole Puckering & Preparing for Penetration from a Pulsating Penis
>>205400119
>>205400065i just want to feel them. I'm not a footfag enough to taste them, but I'd rub the FUCK out of them
>>205400092>>205400098>>205400107she's playing with fire
Bitches love Alex he's a pimp
I THINK THIS DOLL IS HAUNTED
>>205400118Spells business the same way Jon does lmao
couldnt be more obvious binx knows what show she is onwhen will she get the Ted treatment?
>alex legitimately believes lil maejok is hauntedperfect fish
>>205400118>makeingyou cant make this shit up
>>205400139I want to lift her up and swing her around
>>205400127THIS IS AWESOME>*clap clap clapclapclap*THIS IS AWESOME>*clap clap clapclapclap*THIS IS AWESOME
>>205400058This happens irl all the time. Friend who isn't getting any just wants to hang around almost to prevent it and draw attention to themselves.
>>205400157Nah she’s a girl she’s not getting kicked
>>205400119Footfags are so refined. I'd never be able to look at a foot and determine which is more attractive, unless its like blatantly obvious.
>>205400066there is no gay arm to wear watches on
>>205400144well they already "taught" it to say retard and she's just mocking alex so she has plausible deniability
>>205400157she has 4 plushies she aint going anywhere. cash cow.
YOU ONLY CALL ME
fucking paypigs are too stupid to appreciate alex based
>>205400163you just know her laughs while being swung around would be the cutest shitshe's a goofy girl
>>205400064virgin faggots still calling her a man. day 11 btw.
Hell house
>payton wins an arm wrestlenobody's surprised by this
>50% of paypigs think burt will winthese people are insane
the man wonbig shocker
play poker broshttps://www. pokernow.club/games/pglSBy4_XesemtkCnnPstu2A4
>>205400167we all are very specific about what we like too, its kinda funny
imagine payton's joy when alexis cheers her name
>binx has more votes and Alex Bfucking simps kek32 years old btw
Remember when binx tweeted that she was a kamala supporter but said she was a trump supporter on the show yea she definitely has no idea what ft is
>35% think binx will winI hate simptank
>>205399903dykes are weird
>>205400194what did he mean by this?
this confirms Alexis actually is the real troon in the house right?
whats the challenge tonight
>>205400157you guys are so retarded. Ted got booted because nobody liked seeing him on screen. It's not like the wiggers don't know that binx and alex know about it considering they were cast months before everybody else
>>205400185for sure
People who legit think payton is trans are retarded buts it funny how masculine she comes across
>why is she so strongBecause she's not a leftist mutt goblin like you smack
>>205400200there is a pretty high % chance they fuck each other after the show
>>205400202the kamala tweet was fake
>>205400127bare solesssss pleasee
>>205400208i love it. cancelled out. fuck you.
>>205400194>https://www.pokernow.club/games/pglSBy4_XesemtkCnnPstu2A4finally! i missed it. post the link normally next time tho
>>205400067Makeup should be illegal
alexis would be hot if she wasn't bogged and if her nipples weren't so dark
nice camerawork, jet!
>>205400201I think she'll win but I'm not a simp for her. and I definitely ain't no paypig
was the really bad punishment for losing horseshoes just that you have to wear a prison uniform
>>205400188I went to school with six mtf people in a class, and have met several others online. Not one of them sounded remotely feminine, and one of them even had vocal chord surgery.If Payton's a man they must have truly been blessed with a woman's voice.
Genuine question, not even trying to be a dick. What was the reasoning to not put a cam in one of these (red circle) spots? The Catwalk one isn't used anyway. Was there a reason given? There is like 50% of th eplace not visible up close, but only far away and pixelated.
life is so so so mizzy
I GET TURNED ON HURTING MYSELF ON PURPOSE
>>205400240Ear
I hope Payton is trans that would make it more hot.
>>205400242Mizzy is life
>>205400231Oooh, I like the dark nips. How do you know? Pix?
self harm pedo nigga
>>205400190>Whitest girl>Republican from a rural areaYa no surprise here
Has Payton had a cry today?
>>205400240brainrot
>>205400225keep simping for some tattooed up grandma
>>205400240cams were all placed specifically to accommodate the doorway clicking gimmick on the main site
>>205399925Jerry Seinfeld looking ass
What 3 course meal will mizzy be scoffing right before she sleeps?
I love how burt just immediately autistically reveals his fetish
>the "make payton=trans posts increase tenfold" challenge
>announce there's entertainment at 10pm>introduce sfx, tts, and plushies throughout the night>give multiple physical challenges in the hours leading up>all fish except alex burn themselves out immediatelyTHIS IS IT
PAYTON VS SIGNAL
I unironically cannot watch women arm wrestle, I've seen too many SNAP videos
>>205400242just noticed the stupid fucking red thing. never using the website again. jet, zoomin on her again for me
>>205400245Shitty fake dom. Would be easy to incapacitate him and turn him out if you paid him to be your Daddy Dom Coach kek. And he’d like it too.>inb4 Burt’s asshole gets shitraped by a fan after the show
Payton is so pretty bros
Payton is my favorite trans athelete
>>205400254when they were doing the two "murder scenes," alexis was in the jacuzzi room and accidentally flashed us
>Is TTS on?
>>205400280always my first thought
please snap
>>205400208even without simping, she has a higher chance of winning than anyone>most of them have hinted at leaving>Alex B might go Jimmy and lose his mind on someone and get kicked>Burt might stay, but also may lose his mind and leave or get kickedIts hard to tell since none of them have really been challenged enough, but Binx is still a likely contender
>>205400240yeah the den ptz should be in one of those. i think they put it where they did for lounge coverage. maejok and cowboy were in the flat yesterday talking about where to put a ptz cam, so there will probably be better flat coverage soon at least.
>>205400264Jealous brown tranny is backstay mad nigger
I knew simbal would win lol
>Jeet: "Palm's so sweaty">Burt: "Mom's spaghetti?">Jeet: "....and Letty?"Ehm, guys????????
nigger btfo making excuses
Did Burt just job to set up a later scene?
guys... the lion runs this house..
Simbal had his other hand gripped on the table
The evidence keeps piling up. It's not looking good Payton stans.
turns out synthol doesnt make you strong
india stronk
WTF BURT? WHAT? EXCUSE ME? TF IS WRONG WITH THIS GAY NIGGER?
What the fuck
WTFFFFF
THE PUNJABI LION
>he's actually vejeeta
burt's ego will NEVER recover from this
that was the most anime arm wrestle i've ever seen
They gassed up the jeet to much he is actually starting to get powers.
VNDEFEATED
>>205400330so did burt
"HE WILL WIN" posters.....i kneel
>BURT LOST ARM WRESTLE TO SIMBALhe would absolutely destroy alex in a fight lmao
would be kino if the live entertainment is just a screen with the camera feed on it
Roid vs Natty
>>205400251getting sloppy on her girl cock!
>Beats Burt in arm wrestlingLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI BELIVE THAT HE WILL WIN
BURT HUMILIATED, ULTIMATE REEDEMPTION.
/ftl/ poker time, bitches: https://www.pokernow.club/games/pglFQuu2RoHBQHiegvD_xggHa
steroid mucles have no strenght
>>205400316He actually used his body weight. Burt is too autistic
Burt was sitting lower
>>205400344kek this
Simbal literally has bigger muscles than Burt retards, burts are fake.
Simbros...we actually are number one
https://x.com/imjustbored203/status/1851518181581742549?t=4hVzF-gs7Vbm8fRZY37uVw&s=19
>>205400330This. Jeet cheated.
I knew Simbal would win since I saw how Burt worked out.
>>205400341he came
>>205400319heard that too
yoo respect to that little poo for beating the nagger
burtbros....
>>205400331real
Indian Superpower 2030 confirmed
Sam definitely has a crush on Smaack, no doubt. its kinda cute
>spitroasting smaackJET
Saar…respect, honestly. I didn’t think he had that in him.
What i say the Jeet would destroy Alex
>>205400335his hand was farther away from him while the jeets was closer which is how it should be, common mistake in armwrestling
>>205400367His arms have weird implants like his ass does, people don’t realize this
>>205400361can we do go fish instead
>>205400298>Be Burt>Black, autistic, bisexual, schizophrenic, personal trainer and future firefighterTruly an enigma
GIVE SIMBAL SSJ
>Sam is going to armwrestle simblejeet bros we got too cocky
>i want to arm wrestle simbalsimbal new TJ confirmed
>>205400385smack best girl
It was so rigged
>roastingplease tell me tai is joining to roast them
INDIA STRONG AND YOU DONT EVER FORGET IT NIGGAAR
Wasn't fair. Simbal cheated as his people do, by holding onto the table for lever edge and by sitting higher than Burt and using the height to push his arm down whilst Burt had to push Simbal's arm to the side.
>>205400402it’s ok, I respect his win on burt
Alright I've seen enough bring back Luke to shove him in the closet again
praying sam lets simbal beat him
>>205400397don't forget business owner and has a paper published
>>205400382I keep thinking this thumbnail is binx's ass with the pantyhose on lol
>>205400364Not saying it wasn't earned but arm wrestling is a lot of technics
>>205400402He'll throw it to inflate Simbal's ego even more
Sam cheated he was grabbing the table KEK
>>205400316None of them know how to arm wrestle, poo was pulling towards himself and using his body weight. Still embarrassing for that nigger faggot.
is there no fullscreen opiton on teh site? do you have to pay? i have only watcehd recaps until now
awwww
ty for zooming in again jet. life is just so mizzy
paypays cute fupa potbelly
We need Luke back
>WAAAAAAHHHH THEY AREN'T DOING IT PROPERLYseethe on fucking armwrestlefags
if simbal actually beat sam at arm wrestle he would be immediately kicked. sam's ego wouldn't allow it
>>205400416Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger. It would be funny to see him strung up from a tree dead, as a matter of fact.
How the fuck did luke ragdoll him like it was nothing?
Ok im now scared of Punjabi lion
>>205400426sam is too insecure to do that
Official /ftl/ poker tournament. Do the needful, sars. We still have free spots on the table.https://www.pokernow.club/games/pglSBy4_XesemtkCnnPstu2A4
im starting to hope these normies dont get the ever living shit tortured out of them
>roast battletai?
>>205400440>paypayYou're fucking gay
>>205400442He'll be back once he figures out how to get out of the cheese room
>>205400288He's just a nerd in search of love and acceptance deep down.
Smaack is so crushing on Sam. They are making up pretenses to touch each other, they BOTH have a crush
>>205400430ppv or m3u read the op
>>205400430google Maehjok tools fishtank and install tampermonkey (chrome or edge) (other app for other browsers)It has all the tools you need to improve the site.
>>205400443autists will look up the rules to everything just so they can critique people on a prank show
>>205400432Look at that bitch-claw the edge of the table KEK he would have LOST.
>>205400448burt is weak and simbal thought nobody vas allow to touch
>>205400448chad aura
people are saying the live entertainment is jimmy trying to suck himself off, anyone else hear about this?
>>205400448because symbol probably weighs 150.
>>205400444as if the poojeet could even beat the women in arm wrestling
>>205400454Burt is a pedophile nigger, mind you.
>this one's betty>this one's jet
>>205400438Sam has a crush on SmaackJet (or someone in production) has a crush on Binx and Smaack
>>205400448he's tiny and luke is large
>>205400464we love and accept burt
>>205400479good point actually i hope they kill him
>Alex, every prisoner needs his personal bitch. Get in there, go earn three famous bucks.
>>205400467Maejok tools isn't maintained anymore, Maej3rked tools over on fishtank.guru is the currently maintained fork
>simbal bitching outKEK
anyone want a coffee?
>>205400474jimmycord is only saying this
>>205400465>sam is cucking jetjust like his real father!
Refusing is worse than losing bro
>>205400479yeah i hope they torture him some more and this ruins his life forever
>>205400495yea thatd be great thanks
you vup my ass saar
Symbal sweating
I thought for a second Sam might let him win to gas him up more but then remembered that he'd never let that happen lol
I wish Burt had his way with me on that inflatable mattress.
Tai is the freeloader
kek simbal looks so stupid with his shirt open
>>205400451Lmao good call. Pathetic.
its not fucking fair sam is twice his size fuck you sam FUCK YOU
THE WHITE MAN WINS AGAINSIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU FUCKING PAJEETSINDIA MASSIVE L
sam so skibbidi alpha
Sam was never gonna let him, win even for a bit lol
have sam arm wrestle them
>>205400506i like how he realized how much of a bitch he was being after they said smaack did it
>>205400506this
>>205400356if only he was still with us
SMAACK LOOKED SO RELIEVED WHEN SAM WON!!!!!!!SHE’S IN LOVE WITH HIM!!!
jesus
>>2054004441000% its so cringe watching sam live out his jock high school fantasies as a 40 year old on zoomers half his age
>>205400525deadass mizzy
>>205400530Hi Mike
>>205400521he might as well be a mascot of the show at this point
>>205400527based
>>205400536kill yourself
>roast battleB U C K Y
Tai is gonna come in and roast everyone soon.
cameragirl smaack
>>205400539My president!
KILL HIM, VANCE
>>205400448Because simple is a pussy bitch
>>205400549Hello butterscotch
VANCE CRIED
>>205400547marky malarky you loser
good season
>Who do you think will win season 3?>Simbal not an optionSimbalsaars...
not like this vancebros
give us vance vs simbal
>giving smaack the camerashe's getting hired as the next wigger
FUCK OFF ZOOMING IN ON SMAACK ANDREW
>Jet and Sam have a crush on Smmack
I need a lets go from vance
>>205400458
GET HIM IN
>>205400580hope so
who's the horndog on director cam
>>205400397>future firefighterBurt IS a firefighter.
>>205400585>they zoomed in on smaack the entire timefaggots
waiting for one of them to actually break an arm since they don't know proper form(jk everybody but sam is too weak)
There has yet to be a reward worth as much as a single fishbuck was in s1.
Simbal beat BurtG beat Simbal Payton beat all the girlsSmack is cute
>Jet zooming in on Smaack instead of the arm wrestlingMake it less obvious
>>205400587this is the first time I actually kinda believe one of these posts
>>205400597andrew
Who is the RETARD cameraman recording Smack instead of showing the fucking Vance vs Sam arm wrestling match? RETARD FUCK YOU
>jet focuses the cam on smaack instead of the arm wrestledude...
THANKS PTZ YOU FUCKING USELESS SACK OF SHIT WIGGER CUNT
jet needs to be killed
jet must be on director cam right now jesus christ
>>205400597me, now fuck off
jet you faggot
I hate Jet.
>jet on ptz watching smaack the whole time
kill whoever's on director cam
>>205400486>my point proven
Who ever is manning director needs a kick in the balls
who won?
>>205400597one of the chickens from season 2
>>205400486good taste in the basement
alex goes up to roast and just calls them all niggers
>>205400580She's going to the psych ward after she finds out she was on a chudcel internet show.
>>205400623Tayleigh levels of BEAT
>OMG YAYY VANCE IS ON CAM LET ME SEE VANCE REMEMBER SEASON 1sam hates you. jet hates you. you are the product. cry more.
the Smackheads commend you, Jet
Genuine question, why does Sam consider simbal the biggest piece of shit ever while simultaneously thinking jet, tacxin, chip and Damiel are “great guys”?
>>205400536He was too good for Fishtank
Who won Vance or Sam?
Did Vance win?
>>205400642is it autographed? how much?
>>205400658Sam hates Indians
>>205400607>>205400611he is leaning into the bit. you guys are probably the same ones that thought scott actually fucked haley
>>205400660sam
>>205400660vance whooped his ass. G is getting old
>>205400651nah, no one's that beat
JET stop TTS during this bit you mongoloid
>First Josie>Now SmacksJet youre not getting your mystery meat baby minded woman. Give it a rest bro
>>205400623Make a webm of smaack looking happy when Sam beat simbal
TURN THE FUCKING TTS OFF
>>205400658he's indian
>>205400647>tfw the crew simp more than the fans this seasonactually based
>>205400658sam just parrots the opinions of the contestant he's talking to in order to win their favor, he probably thinks jeets are stupid but I doubt he really gives a shit either way
>>205400593baby looking mf
>>205400510cool, how do you take it?
calm down, Jet.
>>205400624Guess who is in director cam
>>205400658It's called White Power. You wouldn't get it.
>>205400684it’s fucking egregious
>jet sending TTS telling smack she can work on s2 of famous housekek dude relax
>>205400658because simbal is an INDIAN
Tai is going to comedy mog everyone soon including Sam.
LMFAO OH NO.
>>205400653
>>205400673While simultaneously worshipping niggers, wignats are pathetic
binky L
>>205400705was that really him
binx sucks
>>205400658Sam wants Indians to return to India, where they can entertain him with bizarre TikToks
binx unfunny cringe confirmed
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE KONNICHIWA GOOK WEBM? i lost it :(
>>205400698just black thanks man
>>205400623She looks like she smokes
Mizzy is not a good actor.
>>205400721what did she do?
>hey laron you're a nigger faggotjesus burt
>>205400658Because the wigger retards don't pretend to be anything better. Simple thinks he's the coolest and best guy to ever live, while being the human equivalent of a cockroach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sONL6QUMR9E&pp=ygUQdG9ybmFkbyBvZiBzb3Vscw%3D%3Dthread theme
>zooms in on smaack during the arm wrestle>does not zoom in on binx during a challengeWhat the fuck did Jet mean by this?
>>205400696fuck off with your niggerbonics
sheeesh
>>205400720they are all him>>205400721she did a norm bit, you wouldn't get it
B U R TURT
>>205400705I physically cringed at that shit.
HOLY FUCK
wasnt that the same rap he did the other night
>>205400702>white power is when you worship niggers Yeah I guess I’ll never understand it
>>205400740kek
You guys are right. Burt just repeats shit.
so what Disney musical was that from
binx will never win a single fishbuck but will probably win
the perfectly calculated diss
burt wtf
>>205399997 Hoarder man’s wife
LMAO BURT
>kill yourself, sneed
Burt just killed Sneed
Damn, Burt
burt spitting his raps again lmao
GODDAMN BURT GOT BARS
jesus fucking christ burt
>>205400732People with NPD never are
>fishnets>fishy
jesus burt lmfao
should have ended it with "nigger"
Burt didn't have to go that hard in all honesty
>>205400741>>205400739Sheeeesh!
>BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE>BURT TOLD LARON TO KILL HIMSELFLMFAO
>>205400740very true, thanks for noticing>>205400741next time you got to wear a condom
I don’t think Burt understands roasts.
>>205400754>>205400759>>205400760>>205400764Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger.
Burt has already done that exact rap before.
>>205400720Its certainly isnt ben
>Burt repeats his memorized freestyle he said the other day to roast l'ronlmao
Burt Dropping Bombs
burt so cringe can't watch
>>205400674Wow you're so wise bro
>>205400736>Because the wigger retards don't pretend to be anything betterJet thinks he’s a genius and the other wiggers have zero self awareness of how subhuman they are
>KILL YOURSELF YOU FAT UGLY RETARDED FUCKING NIGGERwhat the fuck is his problem?
>>205400756Ya, you're too stupid and BLUEPILLED. Lurk more NEWFAG
Burt has some savant rhyming skills. They need to start using this
KINDERGARTEN SHIT AGAIN, SAM'S GONNA BE PISSED
>930pm and nothing has happened
>>205400716upvoted
There wasn't even a joke. Burt just fucking hates Sneed
>>205400739You mad cuz you bad cuh, u getting yo gyat filled in by that nigga down there SHEESH
>>205400794you're not funny, you were never funny
the levels that they manage to drop the ball on these season is UNREAL. you people will watch and pay for anythingthis is so low effort despite sam and jet actiung like they pour their heart and soul and creative ideas into this. WHEN WILL THE KARATE LESSONS START DOOD!!!! SO FUNNY!!!
>>205399997legit would be more pissed about this than her diary
>Aquarium would be suitablefaggot letting that through
>>205400808not even that far off
>Leaves when Mizzy's turn Brutal
how many days until Sam tries to forceably shave Mizzy's head?
sam just gonna walk out during the challenge? lmao
>>205400756you got niggers on the brain boah, you need some pills
They already told them to go full force and they do this weak shit.
I would just choose alex and tell him to shut the fuck up for 30 seconds straight
alexsisters... our response?
Mizzy is cringe
binx is shit at roastingunfunny old whore
>Burt told LaRon to kill himself HOLY FUCK BURT STONKS THROUGH THE ROOF
mindraped faggot
....
>>205400816His lack of discipline brings shame on all gayniggers.
mizzy just spitting the retarded shit alex always says back at him is pretty funny lol
>>205400625Sam has a crush on every second girl he sees
Holy fuck that hurt
mizzy just said alex's real name which he begged her last night not to tell anyone
>what's the deal with michael lee bernard
That actually wasn't half bad from Mizzy.
EXTREMELY RARE MIZZY W FUCKING LMFAO
>roast>doxxes himWhat did Mizzy mean by this?
Vance left too? kek
ok i am a mizzy simp and even i think she did shit
>women doing comedy
mizzy makes me not want to watch this show
If Mizzy said nigga she would've won immediately
>>205400844What the fuck is with that post lol
>>205400795>>205400798Granted, these things happen. Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger.
real don rickles over here
extremely common mizzy W
Alexbros... mizzy just destroyed us...
>>205400857have you been watching the show?
>>205400794just kill yourself, its not like youll be missed
>>205400807Point is they're not acting like they think they're king of the world while being dipshits. They're still cringe wiggers, but simbal is a subhuman poo.
>>205400851he's said it about 500 times at this point anyway
alex seemed like he was kinda butthurt about that
>they just left
>>205400867why did this one get through the filter
Tonight's freeloader?
>>205400860damn when she hits 40 she's gonna look like a walking tree ent
when can we kick mizzy
that was fucking awesome and i hate mizzy but ive gotta admit she won
guys... I kinda love this stuffam I just being contrarian and weird?
>>205400844The guy who tweeted that should kill themselves
>>205400875I can't watch a million cameras at the same time anon i probably missed it
>>205400838Jerry Seinfelds got jokes
Someone needs to roast Burt
>>205400658Name one thing "bad" about Jet and Chip. Even Tacxin isn't bad, just a retard.
>>205400811It’s a pre memorized rap, he did it a couple days ago too>>205400851The most compelling evidence against Alex being a plane has always been his own inability to keep any secret
>>205400860>>205400862lmao
>keep this going>they don't keep it goingWhat did the fish mean by this?
>>205400868She's wasting away into a supermarket I tells yeh.
>>205400857He doxxed himself day 1
>chat explodes with Mizzy hategod they are such pussies. That was like the funniest thing she's done
>>205400901Lmao
>>205400890kick the nontent first. payton and prince
>alexis seething>everyone acting nice around her>mizzy's ego rising by forced and fake complimentskino
>>205400902Granted, Burt is a pedophile bigger.
>>205400883he asked her not to repeat his name is stefan. i hope he just joins the harpies to get her out now
if you dont think mizzy just won you've been completely brainwashed by the wigger propaganda
>>205400889your describing the perfect woman
This would be so much better with Luke here. Can't believe they just let him go...pathetic
>Hey smack you looked really stable holding that camera...aaa...an.. and the shot you got was good you wanna jj.jjust hang out down here with us...
sam beating jet for letting the aquarium tts through
>>205400658Jet's actually really intelligent and talented
>>205400844this guy posts too much garbage in general. it’s his whole life watching this show. i’m pretty every tjseether is the exact same.
Soon...
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ok i gave to go to bed, jet, Release the freeloader now
>>205400924let him go lil bro
>>205400862Still Funnier than Vance
>tai filming his hour long comedy special in the famous house
Ted would have loved this challenge :(
Here would be my roast:Gimbal is so socially inept, he would wear that suit he has to a job interview at Subway. When I walked in here on day one and say Simbal I asked myself, “am I at the Famous House or a strip mall cellphone store?”
>>205400927Wiggers want her on the crew bad
>It's 9:34Is this show live?
>>205400927i was like yooooooo you should be production next season
>>205400944I love Luke so..
>>205400927shaat would rather lick the balls of a trans black woman than work on the neo-nazi production team
>>205400842
>>205400958no
>>205400879They’re more subhuman than simbal and they think they’re the shit/funny
>>205400922Implying Burt telling Sneed to legitimately kill himself wasnt the best part of this whole segment
>>205400949everyone knows he didn't break his wrist, fuck off faggot
>>205400958its a live gay dating show for gay boys, and queer gay males
hungry goblin
is it confirmed a freeloader or is it just "entertainment"?
Hey, Smack, come down to the basement, let's talk
>>205400958yeah, thats the appeal. zero delay to air
insider herethe entertainment for tonight will be my awesome posts on 4chan /ftl/
Bring in the freeloader
>>205400952pretty good anon
>>205400983>its real
please tell me its him
>>205400979Live entertainment but we're also being promised "fresh blood"
>>205400716Yes, Indians are so unbearable that even niggers are great in comparison.
>>205400964He'll be back (I'm coping)
>>205400973why do gay niggas hate other gay niggas
>>205400886What rooms is that in?
>>205400978why does she walk like a 90 year old in a back brace
>>205400896>contrarian and weirdhow? most everyone agrees this is the best season, besides the people who are either trolling or are lonely evil retards who only wanna see suffering
>>205400979they said “guest” so i’m assuming it’s just an entertainer today. could be wrong though but that’s my guess.
>>205400904Never had a real job, zero real skills, unfunny, no self awareness, unironically use whippets, abuse their family members, make terrible music, etc etc
>>205400997another greg mr.beast situation possibly?
>>205401006gamer spine
My roast would b : You’re the most annoying human on earth mizzy not just your personality but the thickness of your angel’s just seems off theirs something eldrich esqe about your fizeek
>>205400915I agree with Payton she's too pure for this show but La'ron has to suffer.
>>205400996it has to be
>>205400966Busted beat OLD haggish wannabe 17 agin E girl for browinoids fucking whore pick bitch UGLY
>>205401009it's either tai or froggy fresh
>>205400844> trump supporter> worship jimmy the illegal latinx immigrant
the entertainment is actually vinny
bitty status?
>>205400658Sam is racist
>>205400432real talk, how will she react when she finds out Sam is a right wing chud? Most important, how will her liberal friends react when THEY find out she was on a right wing chud show?
>>205401010jet is funny and his music was funny
>>205401010It was cool when Chip gave his little brother the Caillou torture, FUCK YOU
Alexis your the mother to the house but not your actual child what's all that about.Mizzy got shit for hoarding food i checked the fridge earlier for the cottage cheese.its apparently your thighs now.You look like Madonna...the current day version Here all week
>>205400973it was good but hes done that exact rap before already
>>205401000He'll show up for the final act, mark my words
Draw him like one of ur french gurlz
>>205401006because she's in pain from her ankles being fucked upAnd she walks like a witch when she's cold
>>205400996best part of s2
having actual plants to steer weird situations in the right direction during the shaky early days is actually a high IQ move.... shame you guys don't see it so.
>>205401025Trump is a latinx presidency in 2024
why is burn wearing the jumpsuit?
>burt wants to be a prison rapisti don't know why that surprised me
>>205400996of course it is, why else would they be making them do roasts.
i miss her
Fuck man, it totally is gonna be Tai
>>205401030>hmm, i guess the right isn't so bad at all :3
>>205401026no because he would never shut up the whole way there on twitter
>>205401030she'll bluepill sam and turn him woke
>>205401034didn't read you type like a redditor
>>205401030OD on heroin at Seattle orgy after she fonds out she's livng in a chudie world
>>205401034
>>205400996did they say someones is coming to the house?
>>205401022stop projecting paco
when does tai show up
>>205401030seeing the way she interacts with Sam, I keep wondering the same thing. I mean you can't just discredit a good connection, but some people are that retarded, so I guess only time will tell
>>205401062Live entertainment at 10pm
>>205401029Then why does he make nigger rap music with the nigger Christ Dillinger
Would Luke have beaten Sam at arm wrestling?
>>205401052Burt will ACTUALLY rape him
>>205401048>binx: maybe someone else can join you in prison tonight>"you can make him your prison bitch"kek this bitch
>>205400996Just don't get him drunk or he'll blurt out fishtank nonstop
Di they announce a winner for the roast? If not they should tell them nobody wins because they were all awful
>>205401062a message said new blood would be coming earlier today, and there's supposed to be entertainment arriving in 20 minutes
>let me tell you why you deserve love & life
>>205401052i hope so. tai is unironically kino
>>205401050jet post transition
>>205401064Bro she is 37 acting like 18Do you not see the problem with that?
has alexis done anything to turn the house against simbal?
>freeloader announced>roast battle>live entertainment promisedway too on the nose to be tai. look forward to three more craigslist dancers dressed as thanksgiving turkeys
>burt talking about ozbased
>>205401023eh alright
>>205401079they got up and left during mizzys set
>>205401072He is the most racist towards Indians also 100% of Christ Dillinger fans are white
>>205401041best part of s2.5
>>205401017Yeah quit while youre ahead my guy
>eating in front of the dude with the feeder fetishsomeone save binx lmao
When is the content?
>>205401006vegans are malnourished
>>205401097Wigger whiplash.
>>205401092not really, not every woman has to act like a 40 year old mom like alexis
do you think binx thinks about how many loads are being blown to her every day
>>205401082Smack looks like she would love to see some of the black or meztezidominicai in her family get murdered in front of her and have the White of her family deliberating slowly as if discussing yard weed removal whether or not her life should be spared, then they decide she can be an incestmutt cocksleeve slave for the rest of her life and she bites her lip and says THANK YOU MASSA
>>205401095all she did was talk to payton today about needing to vote him out. she said>i just need to vote him out this week, and i can't tell you why
>>205401030She will be discovering this shortly after learning that Trump won. Major melty time
>>205401103based, even better
>>205401050me too bro
>>205401074aren’t luke and cole the sane weight?
final 2 no doubt
It's still so funny how low energy and fucked La'sneed is over alex saying nigga
>>205401104christ dillinger has no fans
>>205401095She was trying to convince Payton to vote Simball next elimination earlier but Payton was really set on Mizzy if Im not mistaken.
if it's not tai i'm going to cum in my own mouth
>>205401030she will break free from her indoctrination.
it's tony hinchcliffe, he's gonna cram binx into a dumpster with the other garbage
>>205401123the queen
>>205401125LMAO
if tai becomes a freeloader this season is gonna be a 11/10. please make him stay for weeks
IT'S LITTLE ALEX HORNE
the harpies feel so comfortable
>>205401127Manifesting
>>205401099production put out a message saying there will be fresh blood tonight. so we are 100% seeing a freeloader tonight. this isn't a nigger f1lthy situation. tai makes the most sense because he's super liberal and PC
CATWALK NOW!
>>205401095simbal turns the house against himself just by looking and smelling like an indian
Shoutout to Red's Indoor Range in Pflugerville.
>>205401087he transitioned for bitchtank. i think he was gonna stay trans but sam raped him. he's detransitioned since, but his hormones are pretty out of control, which is why he's taking a backseat this season.
Soon.
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they should make all of the contestants roast sam and then at the end sam pull out a piece of paper and brutally roasts all of them.
>binx patreon asmrshe is going to be a millionaire from you weirdos
peanut butter girl
Oh god, I remember Luis J. Gomez mentioned a while ago that Sam talked to him about coming on as a freeloader but he couldn't because of the schedule but that was before the season got pushed back. Could it possibly be him? He would break these weak pussies.
Its Xavier, God willing
Burt jumpscare
i made a black coffee for myself and one for that other guy but i accidentally made a third one, does anyone want it?
>>205401140>>205401123god she's perfect
>>205401108>>205401108>>205401108>>205401108
>>205401104Christ Dillinger has no fans and is a nigger
>>205401138>tony hinchclifferedbar's waiting
>>205401176I'm good I just had one. Thanks though
>>205401176yeah but only if you dip your balls in it first
>>205401176what time is it where you ar ethat you need to be making cofe
>>205400972>They’re more subhuman than simbalHAHAHAHAHAKill yourself you stinking Indian. Simbol is a fucking cockroach trying to be on reality TV while being the most unpleasant, dishonest, selfish piece of trash I've ever seen. HAHAHAHAH you stupid brown simian.
>how much money are we losing Jet
>>205401172is she eating a carrot with peanut butter?
soooo
>>205401174Wait a minute...Binx...... Brixie..... Binx..... Brixie....... Binx.... Brixie......
bringing tai to roast the fish at the end would be funny
>>205401006Gamer and she's hurt both her ankles
>>205401178
>>205401190it's time to focus
>>205401198Not the worst food combo she's had so far.
>>205401175there was another
>>205401196TURN THE TTS ON
>>205401195Chip and tacxin are niggers
i want luise j gomez to come thru. show these niggas what really shitty comedy looks like
>>205401125luis j gomez????
Anybody have a count on the amount of times smack's blown up the bathroom since eating that chinkslop tonight?
>give it up for Alex B guys, he left his 3 year old monkey at home to be here… wait sorry, that was Alexis
Binx and Alex sittin in a tree
>>205401198she's just a little hungry
>>205401201Trixie mogs...
>>205401229kek
>>205401148right on, hope it’s someone fun at least
>>205401219it's gonna be big jay doing a pedo catch in the famous house
>>205401095I think that was an instance of Sam not being around enough to know the day to days issues. Probably didn't know just how much everybody already hates him.
>>205401229Nice lol
>>205401219He would say nigger within 5 seconds of walking through the door and call them all faggots until at least 3 of them started crying.
luis probably really repects sam because he came up with a novel idea that actually worked. luis has been trying to come up with new ideas lately and theyre all shit
>>205401092you are literally in a 4chan thread to discuss the Sam Hyde internet show. glass houses brownoid
>>205399997She's going goblin mode!
>>205401050Would
What is Binx eating? Celery and peanut butter?
>>205401229great one
i would just call simbal's brother retarded
alex is architecting binx right now. he keeps asking her to eat food next to him
>>205401022lmao
baker
>>205399997someone needs to take a big shit in that chest
>>205401245.....rite
>>205401247nah dude sign up to his super duper serious pod
>>205401263sorry i'm already baked
>>205401245He’s a mainstream Mexican comedian, he doesn’t say nigger
>>205401256my mans color blind
mizzy still yapping to smaack lol
>>205401222THE Puerto Rican Rattlesnake???
>>205401229The entire house would riot if someone said that, it would be glorious.
>>205401263haha, i hardly know 'er :D
baker...
alex did drugs again. he is nodding off in the den
>>205401285kek
>>205401275on obeyment list
>>205401258more of a comment really
the guest is adam eget
Simple ripped a disgusting wet fart in the kitchen just now. Fucking cockroach. Please punish him, Sam. Bring back Luke to help with it
>>205401274>Mizzy:"yapyapyapyapyapyapyapypapyupapypapyappap">Smack: *nods* ._. *nods*
>Mizzy still seething Where's the FUN this house is no FUN nobody wants to have FUN?
Insider hereIt's Nick Mullen
i heard its jason "mayhem" miller and they're shooting an episode of bully beatdown in the house
>>205401304like the bird?
poop spongebob save mesave me poop spongebob
>nobody posted the smaack looking happy when Sam won webmIts fucking over
>>205401314nick is too good for this
>>205401314actual insider here:This is TJ-coded
>>205401314You realize that guy is openly Marxist, right? Why do people on 4chan still like him, get your own people
>>205399972That's fucking wild.
>>205401323not no more
>>205401273Just saw, the banana and hot sauce combo was actually pretty good so carrot and peanut butter i'll try too, fuck it.
>>205401323wrong g word
lol dining room cam
Insider here: it's Sam Hyde
>>205401314Inside her hereIt's letty
Outsider hereIdk who it is
>>205401321webm anon here. i don't make smaack webms cuz she sucks.
>>205401341who?
>>205401351based
>>205401329>openly Marxistlol>get your own people>i'm le ebin nazi, ok?lol
Mizzy is talking AGAIN to Smaack about the shit earlier, is there anyway for Sam and the crew to murder her live please?
fencerider hereit can go either way
Alright brother, check it
>>205401329I think most people don't really care about his politics
>>205401341quit spoiling shit faggot
>>205401034>mizzy you talk so much is that why you eat food so you suppress the need to yap about your boring life>laron you're a nigger>burt please dont kill us>binx you look better without that clown paint on>smack you look better with clown make up on>alexis you might as well walk around nude at this point>alex do us all a favor and just say nigger
>>205401337based mizzy
Insider here, it's some fat guy they found.
what if they made an ai trump voice and had him say something about being elected as president?make it shitty though so the fish know it's ai and deny it
>>205401353The child predator / groomer guy who did a gay rape scene
production is busy they can't bake
>>205401373>it's vinny
>>205401329Ya, those guys suck dog dick and are like a shitty, unfunny, leftist version of Sam Hyde
>freelaoder walks in>it's Jimmy>he starts rambling about communists in the middle of Den >everyone just gets really quiet and no one is listening, kills the mood>starts awkwardly flirting with the womenor>Jon>walks up to Sibal>HEY BWO WANNA DO SQWATS!? or>Dumbgay>starts cawing 30 minutes in>is picking fights the next dayWhich would you prefer?
tai comedy set incoming
>>205401373zoltards we're so fucking back
>>205401140ivy wolk
KEVIN!
these guys arent ready for a 4 foot balding vietnamese speech impediment observational comedian
Insider here: Its Dave
thank god
kek
it's kevin
they should roll in ted in a full body cast to fart for them
>>205401351Make an exception man we need it for documentation archival purposes. I also want to look at it and pretend she’s in love with me
>>205401359No im a leftist so I don’t need to constantly co op people that want nothing to do with me because people on my side can’t create anything
HOLY SHIT THE DUDE FROM BITCHTANK
it's actually kevin...
they got the old guy from bitchtank
Are u fucking kidding me
KEVINGODS WE FUCKING WON
>>205401387dumbgay vs sneed gay nigger showdown
>>205401387jimmy ofc
KEVIN'S BACK
LETS FUCKING GO
IT'S PUPPET MAN
>>205401387jimmy would tell them its fishtank within 24 hours
ITS HIM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh im not doing this again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE'S BACK
lol
qrd on this guy, skipped bitchtank
He CAN hit oh yes he can!
He's back KEK
Oh buddy, this is gonna be good.
Symbol is such a fucking tool, holy shit. He needs to get punched in the mouth.
Ah I skipped that shit spinoff. Is this good?
PUPPETMAN RETURNS
FUCK I HAD KEVIN THE VENTRILOQUIST ON MY BINGO CARD BUT SWAPPED HIM FOR ODDBOD A DAY BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED
Kevin? why is he so familiar, bitchtank?
Wait what?Recycled bit?
KEVIN REDEMPTIONthe way the girls were around him in bitchtank was giga cringe
kevin is funny :)
>>205401433he had them all sit on his lap and rat girl from bitchtank was the butt of the joke most of it
we’re so back
>>205401408homo
>>205401439kevin is a great sport.
>>205401092>does what she wants>doesn't give a fuck about what other people thinkWatch and learn zoomers. I know you're all neurotic freaks addicted to social media who think everyone is judging you all the time, but once you grow old you'll understant why we have so much contempt for young people.
>>205401447are you retarded?
literally who?
NEW THREAD NIGGERS
kevin was the best part of bitchtank for anyone who didn't watch it
He’s expecting another lap dance
*DOOM.mp3*
>>205401433ventriloquist (raped by shadi)
>>205401433pervy old ventriliquist
Imagine if Smack was Chinese.
>>205401421
What are we in store for with this Kevin guy?
>>205401294lol i was listening to some of redbar’s prank calls like 10 minutes ago
this is the only returning face i could be happy to see
>>205401344They should keep bringing her back in different animal suits
>>205401417this would be kino
eemmm... who's this guy? I don't...
They really gave up on the Famous House gaslight
kevin is fucking back, post the toast picture
>>205401466I remember his face but that's about it
>>205401475We already had JC
>>205401479a pg-13 puppet show
HES BACK
>jet dropped his food on the keyboard
>>205401518jet hitting the galaxy gas early tonight
He must be some guy from POW or Bitchtank. I never watched that shit
>"That's why they call it live"Dude just sold the whole bit.NICE JOB WIGGERS
>>205401571have you never heard of live entertainment
This is fucking surreal, Kevin is a lunatic
jamming to those ridiculous tunes
>we can't see any of their reactions
Ian would be marking the fuck out right now.
BAKERRRRRRRR
>>205401387Duanye would be kino.
>>205399964NIGGA
Love Kevin, wish he wasn't as old and pulled a Greg on him
