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KEVIN!
kevin won
>bitchtank rerunsThis show is done
Doomer Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfG0waUvUGAother versions:https://pastebin.com/X3pgkdjA>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
happening
>Tai is doing comedy at 10 PMOP is already wrong lol
>Kevin gets to grope the hottest female fishtank contestants yetKINO
Its him...
Mind you, Burt is a sweetie with a heart of gold.
>>205401444He was the best part
>ventriloquestwhat the fuckWHAT THE FUCKTHIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING BORING
Ackowledge SmaackAppreciate SmaackRespect SmaackProvide for SmaackImprove with SmaackBecome a better person with Smaack
for those who skipped Bitchtank (retards) this guy is kino
we got himFUCK YES
>>205401464>he was the tastiest part of my poop
kino
My roast would be >Simbal you're a simple signal and as short as a thimble you Indian piece of shit fuck you
Bitchtank won
KEK alex asks her to eat carrots next to him because "he likes the noise" he is fucking architecting her in real time
love my nigga kevin
fresh blood status?
I hope he stays after and becomes a freeloader
QRD on this guy? Didn't watch Simptank
>>205401461I hope for nothing but the absolute best for him. I hope he gets out of this and handles it all well, and maybe he even gains some fans out of this. He is such a good guy and I feel like I'd be lucky to have somebody like him in my life.
>>205401512is that mizzy
omg jet these camera angles are ass
Alex is going to get raped
Holy based
>>205401502>>205401504the hashes...
>>205401505fuck wrong image
it's fucking over isnt it
>>205401497My roast would be telling him he smells like fucking shit and he should suck a cows dick
This guy was a great sport and really funny, as far as old bits go this is a good one
>>205401520It was good. One of the highlights. Slightly raunchy humor, a little too friendly with the ladies.
i was hoping for tai
>>205401532He's coming soon don't worry
I do not care for Bitchtank characters.
NEPTUNIAN KEVIN KINO
this puppet guy worth sticking around for? He's seems nice :)
kevin night on bitchtank was peak goranian
KEVINBROS, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW YET.
>>205401532hes too much of a risk, he'd break the famous house
odds on kevin accidentally saying fishtank or dropping that its live
are you guys just calling this guy kek
good bit so far
best entertainer on the east coast
Do you think its set in for Jimmy yet that he'll never work with MDE again and he's banished to the boiler room until the end of time?
stop calling him retards
it's over they know it's live now
>a fucking goontank bitwhy
People are flooding puppet man's phone with prank calls LMAO
>>205401534Good one
BINXBROS HES GONNA MOLEST BINX LIKE HE DID RATOITS OVER
I can't think of a dumber way for everyone to learn it's live than this
qrd on this guy? I stopped watching bitchtank before he showed showed up
>>205401556>controls puppet with boner
>>205401520>Didn't watch SimptankYou’re watching it rn, brownoid
>>205401568>thats why they call it livedid i hear him right?
SMASH IT
SHUT IT DOWN NOW PEOPLE ARE CALLING
>>205401574I don’t mind… what’s mine is Kevin’s
kevin is not himself cringe but somehow every time he goes on the tank it's the most cringe part of the week
>>205401568>>205401578he is live in front of them
how many sleeveless hoodies does this nigga alex have
>SAAR DO U KNOW IT AIRPLANE MODE STILL VORK?? This faggot deserves everything that's coming to him
based boring entertainment kek
>>205401532he's too famous
>>205401588Yeah, he's doing a live performance to a live crowd.
have they said how long this would be?
>>205401588a live performance you retard
>>205401568they introduced it as live entertainment at 10
If this is how they find out it's live that's insanely funny and insanely gay
>>205401574kek what did he even do?
We are so fucking back lads
nigga has his phone number on his website and niggers started calling immediately...
>>205401550Same :-(
>>205401481is he literally just a ventriloquist or whats his deal? or is it something i should be surprised with? please tell me he says the n word
>>205401532could still be the freeloader. double fake out ting you get me
>children's entertainer
These are adults btw
>>205401555right hook not bad shame it didn't connect
Fuck this, I'm out. I really wanna see that poojeet get punched in the face.
that puppet looks like dogshit
this looping music is gonna drive me fucking insane
>>205401555For real
OR AM I A MAN
>>205401574It's not cheating if it's with Kevin.
>>205401615lmaooo
This guy is cute and I hope they don't prank or fuck with him.
PAY ATTENTION TO KEVIN
This music is making lose my shit
this is comfy
>Treating them like the children they areKINO
>>205401612shoved his fist up a girl's ass and made her move like a puppet
>>205401617lol is that why he stopped
This is boring.
burt is probably actually having a blast
Burt will love this.
A TOASTTO DRISCOLL PRODUCTIONS!
i am watching a room of people watching a puppet show.
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY BRING IN MY FAVORITE LOLCOW THAT I'M OBSESSED WITH TO YELL AND THROW POOP
>the joke is that he's a bad comedian
I kinda like the music
Josie would love this
what the hell are we watching?
>>205401650it just started you FUCK
>>205401617its fine, they could just think he is an old man that has no idea how to use a phone
>>205401454>>205401457I watched bitchtank but i don't remember this guy at all wtf
this is some cringe kino
>>205401650thats the point
I'm gonna stop watching now. I'm not interested in this bit
>>205401625>children's entertainerHe (his doll) was grabbing Shadi's tits on bitchtank
>>205401651burt is probably the only one actually enjoying this
>>205401654want a medal you fucking faggot
JERRY SENDS HIS REGARDS
JERRY STATUS!?
>>205401657Based poop.
What is this? The retard show?
you now remember how shadi was legitimately afraid of this puppet
>>205401659hydian
>>205401612had her sit on his lap and he was using his hands to make her mouth move like a dummy.
>>205401650
love seeing Kev get paid
burt is going to fuck that doll
IT'S NOT FUNNY, HAHA THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>205401444We are the fishes.
>>205401681Life is Jerry
>>205401659he got 2 famous bux to book
how soon until burt thinks one of the puppets is trying to fuck him.
If anyone acts smug for watching bitchtank call them a faggot.
This guy is so fucking cringe. He's not even pooping on them. Gay trash
cant even hear the jokes.
ratgirl from fishtank did this role so well
>>205401659if you watched bitchtank you'd knowwhat he does next will shock you
turn off the phone
this is surreal
so glad we got puppettank again
This fucking sucks, bring in a real ventriloquist.
great........
music's too loud
PUT IT ON DND YOU OLD RETARDED MAN
>we’re here at the famous house>why are YOU here?classic Jerry
androvian
>>205401617kek its true
>>205401716his music is on it
STOP CALLING HIM YOU FUCKS
>>205401714Alex B is so checked out
>>205401719KEKKKKKK EPIC LOLCOW CONTENT Based poop.
poor guy....
>unknown caller
what a fucking train wreck
he's getting callers...
is the volume being loud as fuck part of the bit?
>>205401708It's nice of Sam to help out local businesses I guess
>brings in MALE ventriloquist with MALE puppetsGay dating show
>>205401667It was the night with the rose challenge, Claire got eliminated because she's nontent.
==UPDATE==alex's whale of a wife is attempting to contact alex by continuously ringing Kevin
Burt is the playable characterHe does anything computer tells him toIt's like a point and click adventure game
AND THEN WE WILL PUT ON A PUPPET SHOWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>205401719OMG I KNOW THAT GUY FROM THE COMPUTER OH MY LOLCOWW
(YOU) control the action
i cant watch
during bitchtank kevin argued with production for 5 minutes about how he needed the music for his set
>>205401533>GAYYY when he is DRUNK>He is only GAYYY when he needs SOMEONE>He is only GAYYY at 2 AM>He is only GAYYY on the WEE-EEK-ENDS
>>205401746
>>205401532just guzzled my own cum in anger
>>205401752kek
this is incredible... fucking well done
it could have been tai...
>no lolcows>no fatty>no frank>no poop>no pee>no vomit>no JJJJJJJJwhy am i watching this garbage again?
>>205401746>Hand up the puppet>A hand up a gay man's assholeThe patterns... what do they mean?
>>205401421where did you niggas get his number?
anyone else getting fucked up and satanic vibes right now?
Who is calling him
why
>>205401746Burt is calculating as we speak...
>this makes bitchtank defenders shit thier pants in laughter
Now they know it's live, unless they're retarded
not good jet
Time to close the tab @ me when this gay shit is over i got filtered by kevin
>>205401746>why male puppets?
This is truly goranian
>>205401719omfg epicsauce :D
I guess it’s asoiaf lore until I get sleepy tonight. Peace fellas.
>>205401772cuz ur stupid
>>205401755
this is making me feel retarded
>>205401761fucking lol i remember that. this guys is a kook
>>205401617>>205401777
HE DOESN'T REMEMBER
PPV chat doxed this guys pone number and were spamming him
>>205401779Yeah lowkey getting some weird cult-ish vibes rn... Might have to check out
I called his phone a few times.Looks like the site number goes to his phonewy0av
>computer>are we...the puppets!?
>>205401779every day of my life
>at the edge of her seat
You never grow out of your 20s
>>205401780john pork
Fuck it, send him in.
>Boomer humor
This sucks man.
>>205401719
>>205401805you should kill yourself
who's on first but for guys with down syndrome
>>205401754
genuinely surreal. it's not making me laugh because i'm just in awe
Really thought the Dummy was gonna be on the other end of the phone :(
>>205401784It was much funnier the first time, the entire time Kevin couldn’t stop laughing
>Discount Jeff DunhamHELLHOUSE
How did my life get to this point?
>>205401617LMAO
is it supposed to be funny because it's not funny?
>>20540174310 to 1 odds this guy has his cell phone listed on his personal website and the tards are blowing up his phone?
>>205401532Tai kinda gets worn out by Fishtank, his depression kicks in after a few days
>WHO'S ON FIRST?!
i get that is le ironic but this fucking sucks
whos on first
great value abbott and costello
abbot and costellesque
>>205401777his website's literally on display on stream
Slowly build momentum back from the awful morning brings whatever the fuck this is on.Does jet actually care anymore.
need a freeloader tonight or it's over
>>205401754especially with moving by clicks on doors, hallways, etc. and finding items by clicking stuff in the house. I think these two additions are seriously underappreciated
>>205401805you should unironically castrate yourself
>>205401831What would make him funny to you?
I'm about to pass out
>>205401805ya i rang him up twice
is anyone else getting satanic vibes?
>>205401653
>>205401811Just a pair of 30 year olds
Anybody know where I can find videos of Kevin from Bitchtank? I missed alot of that show.
he's going to molest them isn't he?
he needs to put the girls on his lap again
>>205401818I don't know this reference, I am so sorry anon.
This is unironically awful. Half the fish fucking hate it.
>>205401804WAIT he's about to bring out Doug The Talking Dog :-)
>>205401817This, someone needs to poop on the puppets right now
There is no way anybody believes that Famous House is on Hulu at this point
>>205401840it's not ironic. it's something totally different. i don't think there's even a word for this
>>205401832ay i got a yitzi weiner for ya right here pal. OH!!!
I like jerry, this guy is pretty funny. He should dump that old man though
I DON"T REMEMBER IS THE PASSWORD JERRY
Actually laughed
>>205401840they never got to hear any bit of his actual set during bitchtank because it was so chaotic. this is so fucking bad im dying
alexis is someone ive never met but i feel like ive met 1000 of
>>205401847Kevin is the freeloader. He's not going home
>>205401855poop and people i watch on the computer
>>205401805Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger as fast as you can.
At least get the fucking contestants to do a ventriloquism challenge, or have that be a punishment or something, have them embarrass themselves instead of bringing in some boomer from bitchtank nobody cares about.
>>205401869from a movie, When a Stranger Calls Back
>hates tim and eric>does tim and eric bit
>>205401877goranian
>>205401859I stopped watching but you should go away
you can tell this was sams idea because of how adult swim coded this whole bit is
holy shit he's drenched in sweat
>>205401659but he's a great ventriloquist
>>205401803He wasn't doxxed, his phone number is on his website
>>205401878*OI!!!>fify
>>205401866
>>205401875i believe it
>>205401871not burt tho
>>205401862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poEXxLuur0Y
i'm gonna hurl
listen to this while watching and it improves the experience significantly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvoodOs_Kqw
I laughed
mom this isn't luis, mom.
Sam stealing bits from Tim & Eric now
KINO ELVIS JOKE!
>>205401911Thanks!
>>205401871I think that's the point
Stretched out my daily goon sesh to 14 hours today, my forehead is covered in sweat and my right arm is aching, my penis has been stretched but now I feel so relaxed. 6 times came today.
>>205401915Bretty gud.
>>205401653>hell yeah, man
>the joke is he's dead>daaaaamn..... zzzzzzzzI miss him so fucking much....
he's not even worse than any other ventriloquist stop complaining
love
>>205401909I love his strange innocence
i laughed
based
This is satanic
Sam actually owes this guy a favour thats why we are seeing him
we have luis j gomez at home
I think he's fun
>>205401875every now and then i see a shot of the furniture in the den and just laugh
>>205401917kevin's got nothing on david liebe hart
This was so much funnier juxtaposed with Shadi's fat ass in booty shorts
>>205401891Keep watching, you're gonna like this next part.
>>205401615Was searching for this pictureLmao, what a based ladDidn't Shadi hate him?
God dammit this guys actually charming
>Dollar Store Jeff Dunham
>>205401924>>205401925
>>205401925>HAHAHAHA LOOK I SAID SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED ON THE SHOW AND SAID "DAMN THATS CRAZY" AFTERWARDS XDget a job
>>205401925ian would love kevin's perfomance
>welcome to walmart get your junk and get out...we're doing Jeff Dunham bits from 20 years ago huh?
i want to see burt’s face during this
>doug what did you say>ni-
i'm enjoying burts reaction to this
This Is PEAK.
>>205401926lol no is saying they should’ve got jeff dydrek or whoever that one famous puppet guy is
>>205401936lol
>>205401954damn das crazy
>>205401893looks good i'll check it out. check out home room (2002)
>>205401906i was doing andrew dice clay pal. why would a british guy say this
>>205401921I REALLY don't think that's the point. This seems like something that's genuinely meant to make the audience smile. Like fucking Andy Kaufman getting milk and cookies with people. No, it's not funny, it's not cool, it's not ironic, it's just fucking stupid and lame.
They should've brought nifty for stand up and just had the tts roast her the entire time
Is this the "new blood" Jet mentioned?
>yeah I got a talkin’ monkey right here>*shoves his hand up burt’s ass*
>>205401953>woah, that's crazy
I don't get it, where's the poop? I want to see them poop and throw it at each other and say nigger. Kek.
>>205401947yeah the girls trying to flirt with him and sitting on his lap was good
This is unironically soulful. Half the fish fucking love it.
I'd rather just watch them gossip for an hour
this is so autistic
>And then he slept!
by the end of his show, will he be as giddy as he was during bitchtank?
>>205401957
so is there gonna be a freeloader tonight or what
>>205401981i hope not. was this guy a freeloader on that other season nobody watched?
>now turn on the horn
does payton like it?
Lighten up you autistic faggots
>>205401992Shut up. It's stupid.
Binx should bust open one of her plushies and talk back.
>>205401860Fucking disgraceful how this guy left before the end of the first week and we don't actually know why. Hopefully they bring him back soon, he IS content.
>>205401859because of a ventriloquist? you good?
I get the bit but i fucking hate this.
>HONK!kek the horns are growing on me
>>205402001>>205402000this is a fakeout. tai will be the freeloader
>>205402013what do you mean you "get it"
>the same people complaining about rehashing Kevin are the ones begging for Frank Hasslegrim
I don't get the bit but I fucking love this.
i've gotten 4 hours of sleep every night since the beginning of the season and this is the first time i feel like i'm about to pass out while watching
>>205401992Based
stop interrupting his act!
Kevin crew they're making fun of our boy...
>>205401957this, can we get a burt reaction shot wiggers?
do you get it yet?
HAND UP ASS TIME
>>205402019i hope you're right.
You think Burt wants to fuck this guy?
MALE
HE'S GOING TO RAPE THEM
>>205401936It's Kaufmanesque actually.
>human dummyit begins
>>205401997i don't think the s3 girls will twerk on him
>simbal unironically hands him the dude wipeskek
>>205402009We know why, he said on his livestream. He "ruined" some epic wigger bit with a fog machine by banging the pans and they felt there was no way to let him back on.
I kinda get the bit but I'm not fucking this
>>205402019what part of "never before seen freeloader" you don't understand you fucking retard
Stop the honking you assholes, you hired the dude
>only a male can be a human dummykek does he not want to get accused of groping again?
>>205402023I mean i get IT
Burt wants to fuck him
>>205402026don’t know why this is so funny to me
saar pls do the vipeful
>>205402019yeah that could be possible but who knows
>>205402023the bit is we are retarded for watching this. unironically. this will be the reveal at the end of the season btw, sorry for the spoiler.
oh no...
>>205402006>all this vitriol flunked out of ventriloquist school, did ya?
>>205402034They paid him in advance.... handsomely
>he immediately makes alex say nigger again
WHY IS HE DOING A GUY THIS TIMEGAY HOUSE
>>205402034Theoden, my king
>>205401977Think that's just you, bud
>>205402041Burt wants to fuck anything that moved
>a MALE dummy
they have the guy who is incapable of not speaking about to pretend to be a ventriloquist dummy, which, by their nature, do not speak
>>205402071GEORGE IS GETTIN UPSET
>>205402061shadi raped kevin
>male human dummy
There is no bit. This is meant to be a "wholesome" show. That's it. Pure entertainment for the fish/audience. Except, it's not fucking funny; it's lame. Even children would get bored and go back to their phones at this point IRL.
alex can save this
>>205402041That question is redundant. If it's an ass, he wants it.
burt’s gonna have an insane theory about why this happened
I don't get it and don't like it where is fishtank?
Is he going to make Alex say nigger again?
>>205402071Lost opportunity if they don't do a Seinfeld bit
guys what is the human dummy
das racist
>they will make alex gay by a dummy
>>205402092faggot.
Underrated Neptunian shot right here.
BANE MENTIONED RAAAAAAAA
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
Oh god not the human dummy
DKDONKEYKONG
>>205402113what’s sam character on bitchtank?
>>205402117jet did it best
LMAO
SMAACK IS PUNCHING A PILLOW IN ANGER
this takes me back bros
This guy fucking rules
>>205402076FUCKING KEK
>>205402113Were bitches just fighting in the corner while he did his bit last time?
>>205402113
>paypigs want Burt to know the truthDon't listen to them jet wtf
Smack bros we eating good tonight
>>205401895>>205401917just because he hates them personally doesn't mean their work isn't important to him
burtbros...?
>>205402055>He "ruined" some epic wigger bit with a fog machine by banging the pans and they felt there was no way to let him back on.Ya, I highly doubt that is the actual reason. If so, that is pathetic. Why get rid of an actual top tier contestant over such a petty thing? Seems like there's more behind the scenes we're not hearing.
>>205402125disgraced alt-right comedian Sam Hyde
>>205402136he needs to do that to binx
end it
this is the most fucked up thing i've ever seen
>>205402137im pretty sure he knows its live already
>>205402125guy who sits in a corner perpetually in a bad mood
>>205402071
I'm mutuals with Bex and can completely confirm that the ventriloquist is the new freeloader. Bex also does not understand why they didn't vote out Symbol in the first elimination.
>reveal it to burt>nobody believes him
This is not funny
>>205402092this
>>205402093Unironically could, just toss that dude some Adderall. God I miss adderall
>>205402076>everybody gets mad at alex and not kevin
Stop fucking enjoying this / laughing over this. It's not funny. It's not entertaining. It just sucks.
looks like the guy from moana
>>205402092Shut up and let a man earn his money
>>205402136lol i forgot about rato's mr bean cosplay
i never watched bitchtank, is there a decent daily summary playlist for it, or will it just be garbage without live cams
Goranian
paypigs are the actual worst part of the show. i can't wait for this to have peter thiel money and they dont have to rely on them
JET!
I love this
only one can leave...
>>205402168make me bitch
>>205402135bitches just fighting in the corner every day
>>205402152Goran-sama…I…I kneel
>>205402125pissed off
>>205402109
>>205402092What makes you laugh?
>Burt should start getting spoilered on day 11Fucking shithead retard faggot paypigs
this is the most evil thing they've ever done on fishtank
>>205402163Funnier than Charls has ever been intentionally
THE NO BULLIES ZONE
>>205402190Kek
>>205402135Yeah it was pure chaos
>white rhythm
advanced kino
This is Kafkaesque
burt likes this so i like it
>>205402176poll votes are locked at 10 tokens now
>>205402176paypigs and orbiters are the worst part of this show honestly
>>205402190LMFAO
Can you buy those masks?
>>205402190burt thinks alex is ugly
kek the phone thing seems like part of kevin's bit
>>205402209What?
>>205402213in what way exactly
>>205402213bug in the big city
fishtank site completely unusable right now
Why does she have a 500 dollar off white belt
you can only see alex eyes but he looks pissed
smaack looked the same with that monkey mask on
this is actual hell
>>205402216It's too late unless they reset the vote
>>205402198>still cutehow is this possible?
>>205402167HAHAHAHAHA
>>205402219no there's only 1 it's an ancient one of a kind relic
alex pouting
>>205402190the raped
>>205402173it was pretty garbage desu, the only good parts were the violence among the bitches almost immediately and haleys spiral into insanity leading to her immediate arrest after the show
>>205402168now im gonna laugh over this even harder just to spite you
>>205402213
watching this boomer literally not know how to use his phone that he uses for every gig is incredible
>>205402163this is funny>>205402195charls is also funny
>>205402190kek
BURT IT UP
>>205402221She unironically looks better
This is avant garde
>>205402076im dying
>>205402223he’s honestly good at handling it. kevin is cool as fuck.
I don't feel so good.
I’m way behind, what happened to payton?
>>205402163I'm sorry you can't understand absurdist comedy. You fucking plebian filth
>>205402216yes. you still have to give money to him to vote which makes them paypigs
https://youtu.be/vLWKQ0eU2E4
>>205402173it was garbage live too you literally didn't miss anything
>>205402213very kafkaesque post
was this retarded bit really worth letting everyone know it's live
>>205402173it was fucking shit, only simps defend it. don't listen to their lies
one puppet stinks of BO and rotten ice cream, one puppet stinks of crusty semen
This is at least twice as good as Sam's standup.
>>205402256Le théatre du grotesque.
>>205402219https://kallinipuppets.co.uk/shop/male-comedy-teeth-human-ventriloquist-mask/
This guy looks like an NPC in Sam and max hit the road where you would get some wire or some shit.
Monkey man
>>205402261Real
>>205402261same thing, good call.i'm going to confession right now
>>205402209Yt ppl don't know our field holler rhythm baka
>>205402264Who?
>>205402261my mood is ruined
>>205402213no meat touching, ma'am
>>205402213and Orwellian
He's still enjoyable, but Burt lost all credibility after losing the arm wrestle to simbol. The people saying he has fake muscle implants are correct (and an obviously fake ass implant with a scar). Sure, he is gay and more submissive, but simbol is flabby and not that strong. I could have beaten him, how embarrassing.
Payton in pleasure having an older blonde straight mom leaning back on her.
Ted would be shutting down this unfunny bullshit if he were here.
>>205402173the abi claire storyline was kino and dave was funny for a while. once abi quit it was dogshit
kevin asking for consent to touchhe's changed
make this guy the new greg and see how long you can get him to stay by paying him more
Does anyone have a screenshot from I think it was either season 1 or 2 where some whale almost spent $1000(like 9000 tokens) on a poll to make sure Sonic would win in a poll in a landslide?
>>205402265I seen this shit about 15+ years ago with tim and eric.
cute
>>205402288His smile and optimism, present
>>205402173it was kino rivaling S1, but i imagine you had to see it play out in live time to really appreciate it.
>>205402309he would be crying because the masks scared him
>>205402285kek
Stop normalizing Peter Thiel funded satanism
>>205402137he said "hint" so im hoping theyre finally doing the thing i begged them to do in these threads when he was freaking out and just give him a light push to encourage him to go full detective again in a non panicky way. also they un-paypigged the polls, its one price and one vote for everyone
>>205402302bradburian? and dostoyeviskian
>>205402213truly faustian
>>205402313he got #metoo'd
>>205401814The age gap alone would make it funny as fuck
Fuck Bitchtank
Burt is good at that
>>205402261grim
Is alexis actually laughing at this? She's starting to remind me of Lola bunny from the looney tunes show
im extremely well-read on the occult and this is definitely ritualistic in nature. something bad is happening here and none of us have the power to stop it
>>205402281Sam's stand-up used to be really funny before World Peace 1, part of what makes stand-up funny is the desperation, the ambition, the drive, the fire burning in oneself. Sam is older now and very successful so he's less driven compared to his older self. It's not a criticism but an observation.
>>205402309>>205402323he would be making unfunny ironic quips at the top of his voice and laughing like a retard and burping and farting
I wonder if Kevin is thinking about the big black guy being in the prison jump suit.
>>205402173it was fucking dog shit
>>205402313yeah it sucks now. no more pervy kev.
hopefully burt just kills everyone in the house tonight
Neptunian with heavily Goranian undertones
>>205402279lmao is this a vr screenshot?
Burt is basedMizzy is cringe
>>205402323hahahahaha that’s so true
>>205402173only claire simps enjoyed it, but there were thousands of claire simps
he's only been going for 20 minutes. they are going to keep him out there until his time is up
NOT FUNNY!
mizzy stocks are up again
Consider this. Ian vs Dave, cell challenge,
Detective burt is on the case
>>205402327Anything but misdirection is a mistake
>>205402338dude what the fuck are you on about. burt clearly forgot to give you your meds
I hope he sticks around for a while after his act, he can crash in the penthouse
is this gonna go for 1 hour?
>>205402338the callers are just trying to interrupt the ritual
Sam's ironic comedy at play here
>>205402342>"What's the deal with airline food?!"
mizzy fat
>>205402358Seinfeldian
>>205402340>wow THAT'S normal!!! pffffffffft
>>205402304>The people saying he has fake muscle implants are correct (and an obviously fake ass implant with a scar)wat
>>205402358they never went down idiot
>>205402332I feel like he would get along with Binx and would annoy the hell out of Smaack.
>>205402251>charls is also funnyThe only funny thing about Charls is how he made his whole “career” on being a nazi “comedian” and then he proceeded to marry and have kids with a sand nigger, he’s never been intentionally funny
>>205402264last night she revealed she's a sexual predator that hunts blonde married moms
>>205402265This is not absurdist comedy. It's an attempt at wholesomeness, which is far, far worse.
next
>>205401875There's still some plausibility left. All Ben and Sam have to say is that this part will be edited in/out and hand wave away their concerns. I expect them to figure it out by week 3 at the very least
>>205402342I love it when girls have pig-tails they are just "chefs kiss" instantly gets my dick diamonds.
burt’s gonna think this guy’s in love with him
>>205402358someone edit it to where she's getting electrocuted and you can see her skeleton
>>205402313its a different show
>>205402338There's a new creepy doll on Yard Ptz cam
>first freeloader will be dave
A Trumpian performance.
>>205402396KEK
>>205402371i hope it goes for two hours
>>205402371Yes.
>>205402339This happens with a lot of forms. Like when bands release their best work early, they come to resent it because they know it was their best work but don’t want to admit it
>>205402388Grow up fag
Why are you complaining, not enough puking dykes for you?
it's performance somebody would do for a birthday party for a 6 year old
>>205402402>he got better
that's a cool trick
some Rothian Kino going on right now.
>>205402389insane image
>>205402395Mizzy should go goblin mode, she would MOG binx out of her queen status
if jet tells burt, his personality around computer will completely change and everyone else will know something is up. its unironically over if they tell him
>You know what man I loved those little puppets man, they were so cute
WTF SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
>>205402402i'd take that over literally anyone who's been used in actual Fishtank before
Wait thats sick
the BGM is something else
How the FUCK did he do that, bros?? Was that the satanic magic you guys have been talking about all this time??
KEVIN IS KINO
Based Kevin
uhhhhh..... guys...how is he doing this?getting seriously satanic vibes
this is modern swamp magic
You're too late.
Guys how did he make the eyes move?
This completely spits in the face of Christian values.
Okay this is actually awesome, i'm gonna learn this trick.
BAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!
>>205402417fitting
this will cause Burt to snap
This is fucking badass
>>205402414>t. 35 year old man defending a 40 year old who’s never had a job
Incredible performance>>205402395same, it's incredible >>205402366He never rests. >>205402190 >>205402261neptunian
S3 clears
>>205402368as long as hes investigating and searching for clues im happyalso binx should have sex with the ventriloquist
>think he's controlling the eyes with his right hand>it's really his leftmotherfucker
>>205402436unironically yes
dark magic is at work here.....
damn this is awesome
how are these people so fucking stupid that they don't know how to put it on airplane mode
>>205402425sam is just going to tell him that he was right that something is off and that he has to keep looking.
This is so fucking unfunny it's making me furious. Fuck Jet and Sam for wasting/ruining my night.
LOL LOOK AT HIS PHONE HE IS GETTING NON STOP CALLS
Grow up, fags
>>205402401
>>205402358how the fuck is she looking more and more like jerry
>>205402431its so sick, but definitely influenced my dark magik. i dont know if i like it so much anymore bros...
>>205402381He clearly has ass implants (the scar on his back and the shape of his ass), and he lost an arm wrestle to fucking simple, so he doesn't even have average strength, suggesting the accusations of fake muscle implants are credible.
>>205402426l00000000000l
I bet he doesn't do this Christmas shit for the Hasidic Jews who hire him
I dont think they are telling burt the truth. They are going to gaslight him
>>205402445
oh my god sam
>>205402402dave replacing ian would be funny, especially if the fish take a close look at his natsoc tattoos
>>205402316Same.
THE RITUALTHE RITUALTHE RITUAL
BURT ACTIVATED
>TROLLING THE SCHIZOPHRENICMDE is so back baby
LMFAOOO something is not right with this guy Burt
>>205402327are you the faggot who kept saying they should give him a wood puzzle to play with
Sam, if Burt kills Kevin that'll be a bit much
this guy is BAD NEWS
>there's something really wrong with this guy (Kevin), stay away from himkek what the fuck are they doing to this poor guy
SCHIZO ON RED ALERT
What did Sam say? I couldn’t hear him.
>>205402389Clip of pic rep? My friend is asking.
>making Burt think Kevin is a danger to himkek
>>205402487I kneel
Burt's brain is about to go into overdrive.
Kevin's avant garde critique of Orwellian society through puppetry and ventriloquism is second to none.
it's not safe here
lol what I missed Burt's reaction to that
W-why did Burt have to leave?
This is not gonna end well
this seems risky af lol burt's gonna start stabbing
Burt kino incoming
he is the chosen one
meanwhile in the yard
they keep stealing our bits
interesting
SATANIC
TTS Burt, THE TRUTH IS ON THE WALLSBENEATH THE PAINT IN B3
no way LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205402510this is a great shot
Kevin really is that one boomer comedian who never adapted and has been doing the same act for the last 40 years. He has to be cheap to hire, otherwise Sam would have never paid for him.
>>205402503He said something is wrong with this guy, stay away from him Burt
Is he going to jerk off in the bathroom?
burt’s so fucking retarded, how will he survive on his own when he leaves here
>The truth they told Burt was that there was something very wrong with this guySHADI SHARTERS, WE ARE FUCKING BACK
>>205402470I think that's the motion activated statue Halloween prop from the first few days from den.
!!! POOP WATCH !!!BURT is currently POOPING
okay now it's unethical
not cool to exploit bert like this wish they;d send him home
>>205402528of course
kevin brinigng a dont hug me im scared character in
>>205402528>He has to be cheap to hireyeah people went to his site during bitchtank and dude is cheap as fuck to hire. cant remember the price though.
>>205402535Based poop.
All jokes aside this bit has actually made me livid.
>>205402541his name is burt you fucking nazi
>>205402537>>205402541come on now
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
MDE'S VERY OWN DAVID LIEBE HART
i think they literally saw the guy in this thread calling it "satanic" and they copied it
>>205402541you mean kevin?
KINO IS UNDERWAY >>205402510LMAO perfect shot
>>205402535He's making ammo. Projectile warfare is about to occur.
>>205402339Sam's standup sucks, but he's been pretty funny on S3
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HIJINX INCOMING
LMAO SAM W
i don't want them to bully burt;__;
BURT...
Oh god.
OKAY NOW ITS A LITTLE FUCKED UP
REMEMBER THIS ROOM KEVIN????
no fucking way they are doing this to burt
This is genuinely fucked up
Burt boutta kill someone
oh fuck
NOOOOO THEY'RE GONNA KILL KEVIN
what the fuck are they doing?
Is Burt going to disassemble Kevin?
burt is gonna have a fucking stroke lmao
>what about them? :(>FUCK THEM COME WID ME KEVINJesus lord what is about to come...
rip kevin
i cant watch this
EVIL
What in the FUCK is happening
>>205402576>>205402578Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger.
>door opens>door closeshahahahahahahahahaha
Someone save Kevin
this is kino
BURT ABOUT TO GO MONKEY MODE ON THIS OLD MAN
holy shit
objectively evil behavior
Kevin is actually expendable? Sam is willing to have him die for a bit?
>>205402586he said it was a 20k puppet on bitchtankkek
??????????????????????
make it stop
He's gonna hide in the bathroom babahahah
>>205402323>binx - that was really gay
>>205402518>I Have No Meds And I Must Cream
they're putting a ton of faith in luca kek
THIS IS THE BAD ROOM
im genuinely worried Burt is gonna do something..
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>205402599im scared for kevin
i feel a deep pit in my chest about what is going to happen
more suspenseful than any horror movie in the past decade
This nigga is not coming out of the bathroom
If burt murders this old faggot i will endorse him.
>>205402599you got a clip for evidence?
>burt hides in the bathroom for an hourriveting cinema jet
Burt must be so fucking scared lmfao this is mean
This could end badly
They told Burt that Kevin is bad news and to stay away from him and now he's trapped in b3 with him
>>205402617Beautifulwavth
why is everyone scared for kevin, does burt hate puppets or something?
>>205402638burtly
Reminder Burt just has steroid muscles and is actually very weak, he lost arm wrestling to the jeet
burt's about to pummel an old man to death with a tank lid
this skinny white boi is the only thing that stands between a roided schizo nigger and a fragile old man
were gonna have to listen to this retard with the horrible audio in b3 for 20 mins now huh
>>205402636yeah nothing is going to happen, burt isnt that kind of crazy
Burt's gonna be locked in the bathroom for hours because of this
I KNEEL
why would this end badly. burt couldnt hurt a fly
burt is NOT leaving that bathroom>>205402599got proof?
>>205402642sam just took him aside and warned him that something is up with kevin
>>205402599Mind you, EBZ is a pedophile nigger thoughbeit
>>205402642Sam pulled him aside in a big rush and said "this is a bad guy, stay away from him"
>>205402636>>205402637Burt is a pedophile, granted. Mind you, he is a nigger.
so now what?
>>205402628I’m imagining him flailing his arms around standing there calculating five thousands ways to assess the situation
>>205402644Would you want to be in a self-defense situation with a giga nigga?
>>205402644Clip??
>>205402642>Sam warning a paranoid schizophrenic about the performance and then locking him in a room with the performer
>>205402556I got this vibe too.
burt is sitting on the shitter having a brain aneurysm rn
>>205402599Burt is white and into older guys.
>>205402667I would just kill myself
kevin dies tonight
>i think i'm just gonna hang out here
B u R Tblack urban ripped trainer
This is fucked lmao
My sides
>>205402680iktf
this is really not cool
>>205402665jet gets paid
>>205402660you got a clip for evidence?
lol
grim and fucked up
what the fuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>burt walks out with his cock out
>think im just gonna hang out in herelmao
kek vance is waiting in the wings
I feel like I'm on neptune
KICK THE DOOR DOWN KEVIN
>vance on tardwrangler dutykek
JET DON'T INTERUPT THIS
It’s actually just failing
this is a fucking dud
HE'S GONNA KILL HIM
lmfao
I'm more scared for Kevin than I am Burt
kevin is in danger, but I wish the camera man wasnt there >>205402664explain yourself why you keep calling him a pedo
this dude is funny as fuck where tf did they find him
THIS IS FUCKED BUT I CANT STOP WATCHING
Burt is waiting behind the door with a knife
Vance on standby.
kevin is showing out for this
goranian?
so is this bit supposed to end with burt beating kevin to death or something
PVRE Neptunian kino
beyond retarded bit
Vance end this kill the old man yourself
This has to be a significant paranoid schizophrenia trigger.
THEY'VE GOT VANCE AS BACKUP LMFAO
EVIL KEVIN MUCH
>>205402690There’s a whole video on it just search up ebz pedophile
>turns on the waterkek burt is terrified
Neptunian
vance can't do shit to stop this
Jet I kneel
>>205402714sam is big into the rhode island puppet sceneheloves puppets
Imagine jacking off and a guy is doing a ventriloquist impression outside the door
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sam fucked this up by putting him in b3should've put him in b1 or 2
>>205402721Neptunian with goranian undertones
Burt is a pedophile nigger, mind you.>>205402713This is extremely fucked up!
HAHAHAHA XD WHAT IF HE LEAVES THE BATHROOM DOE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WON'T?? HAHAHAHA IMAGINE DOE XD HAHAHAHA
awful bit
This im fine with kill him burt ^_^
Sam is lucky Kevin is such a good sport
DEFEND YOURSELF BURT
they really didn't plan for burt to go into the bathroom did they.....
>>205402721Neptunian actually.
>>205402699B3 cam ready for Jimmy
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>205402556>>205402672Copy what? Is satan in the room with us right now?
>>205402670watch the show
ppv going down?
Burt is going to charge out of the bathroom greased up with an erection to brutally murder Kevin
>birthdayUH OH
This is so fucking funny
>>205402742yeah they didn't consider the barricade strat
Jet is going to have to explain to Burt for 45 minutes at 4am why Kevin wanted him to open the bathroom door after he said he was naked
>>205402756>>205402261
OH SHIT, THEY REVEALED THE BIRTHDAY THING LUKE WAS HINTING, IN 6 DAYS IS BURT'S BIRTHDAY
>>205402759it's been a bit shit all day. it wasn't like this yesterday.
Burt's probably just running the water KEK
>>205402758Slurp my shit
>>205402763not this shit again
The Burt fears the Kevin.
>birthday posting AGAINbros I'm telling you it means something
>>205402721postgoranian
The Shining coming soon?
>they let burt into the bathroom and missed assault kino
LET BURT SPURT IN PEACE
>computer, do you think kevin has feelings for me... romantically
THE RITUAL
>>205402768lmao perfect
>>205402493no that guy responded to me a few times though. i just want them to tell him there IS a secret and he can get a prize if he figures it out without telling anyone else or leading them to the answer
THE BIRTHDAYLUKE WAS RIGHT
when did kevin arrive i just got back
what a fucking disaster. dock jet's pay
>>205402780Give Burt the Oscar
>Do you have a birthday this yearThis guy's pretty funny
>>205402670https://x.com/fakiefishflip/status/1854347884004561348
>>205402792we already knew burt's birthday, retard
>Burt run away from this person>OK Kevin now talk to him>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BURT WONT COME OUT?
>>205402771we've already known that, it's what it means we don't know
>burt hides in the bathroom and ruins the bitI dunno what they expected desu
>>205402792not looking good paytroons
>1030pm and nothing has happened
>>205402771explain. what just happened?
satanic mkultrabirthday ritual incoming
>some people don't appreciate artfirst time that faggot cameraman made me laugh
bake so i can post unflattering pictures of jet
>Binx who?
this is going to backfire big time on production
That went from Neptunian to Goranian real quick
>>205402808kevin put on a cool puppet show, you ungrateful faggot
>>205402813kek
>>205402803Why did he run away for?
>>205402802But Luke said they were going to do something fucked up specifically regarding his birthday
>It's just Binx>..i-is it??
okay what was the goal there
HAHAHAHAHAHA that "hello?" was too perfect, burt has natural comedic timing
>>205402803sam forgot bathrooms exist. he should have told him to go into penthouse
>its just binx hardly knew ya
>>205402816hahahahaha did he fucking say that
>>205402836>>205402836>>205402836>>205402836new
>>205402808we had arm wrestling, games of horseshoe, AND a fucking puppet show you ungrateful fuck
>>205402808I'm sorry it didnt work out and the schozo black man didnt kill an elderly man. they tried
how pissed is production that burt didnt kill kevin and now they have to pay him.
He's not even showering
burt testing the tensile strength of the shower neck
>>205402824sam told burt the ventriloquist was dangerous and to avoid him
Binx walks cutely
next time on jet fucks up:they will let a tts through warning burt about his birthday.
I dont know about you I was laughing too hard at burts nervous voice and the demonic puppet outside his bathroom
>>205402770You guys are beyond retarded no offense
>>205402824sam told burt that he was getting weird vibes from kevin and burt had to hide from him
pretty great setup but it's going to backfire
>>205402304burt's a fucking creep. Like it's funny for us that he jerked off when people were in the room then shook hands on day 1. But if the girls knew they would be really disturbed. All he thinks about is fucking people
>>205402505I don't have one, but I think it was the day everyone crying about ted being gone and Alexis was crying about missing her son. Everyone was caressing alexis to comfort her and payton was focusing on rubbing her hips
160IQ working hard rn
this kevin guy is always smiling
>>205402884hes literally me? got it
>>205402608crying at this post
>>205402840I listened to it again and I think he just said "it's who?" unfortunately
>>205402884>All he thinks about is fucking peoplethey literally do know though...
>>205402338yeah i agree, i watch the show because its funny but every once and a while they come out with a situation so heavy it makes you ill
>>205402092children would cry, that shit was weird.
Burt got TOO scared. RIP the bit
>>205402884they all knowthey don't even look at him when he talks most of the time
>>205402872i'm not sure where you came from but you need to go back
