Burt is in the shower Edition/ftl/ News• Computer has activated SFX• Alex chimped out on Simbal• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect• Do the SSI• Alexis is the Fishtank President• Chores has been distributed• Burt kissed Alex>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Spurt Counterhttps://burtspurt.com>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205401421
Goranian
>production told me toburt stocks dropping
SATANIC
>Have you endorsed her yet ftl?
mizzy about to ruin the bit
I hope they keep Kevin around for Burt to finish his burkin
HES OUT
can i get paid now
BURT IS OUT OF THE BATHROOM FULLY CLOTHED
that puppet is gonna rape Burt
Fuck Mizzy
STAY AWAY FROM HIM
so is kevin gonna live here now
THE ROUSE
>>205402852Captions were quick
>its binx hardly knew ya
So what they couldn't afford kingcobra jfs and shawn?
Why does everyone hate Luka so much? I unironically like him
THEY'RE SAYING "SPOOKY"
>>205402881funnier than letty
>>205402852thanks for captioning I could barely hear what sam was saying
burt is CALCULATING
>we have them do horseshoes arm wrestling a puppet show and take a showerAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHHAAAA HELL HOUSE
What was the point of that
Burt is gonna be trying to connect the dots all night kek
>>205402878its just r u s e
>>205402888hi luka
HE'S OUT SEND KEVIN BACK UP!!!
housekeeper!
That was a shit bit 3/10
Fuck this failed bit. The ventriloquist sucked. The attempt to scare Burt sucked. Everything about it sucked and was a waste of fucking time. No wonder they're having him pack up and leave. If you enjoyed any of this, you're less than a child, you're a fucking NPC.
>>205402885OMGGG LOLCOWS I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE OMGGG
Binx deserves to carry my Aryan children in her barren Cuban uterus.
>PRODUCTION TOLD ME
Burt cucking content? Damn
>Mizzy got took to the basement and ever since has been pushing other contestants to do whatever production saysVery interesting indeed
Burt is too smart for Sam's faggotry
BURT IS FIGURING OUT "THE RUSE"
>MIZZY CORNERED BY BURT
>yeah kevin was creepy spooky>"really, are you serious"mizzy is keeping the bit going
the blame lies purely at the feet of the wiggers for thinking that would work
bros they said "spooky" was a codeword the other day and they're saying it in an awkward way
the ventriloquist act is a metaphor for the way production is controlling the contestant btw
Mizzy thinks this is fucked up.
schizomaxxinghttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730669015218581.webm
>>205402906It was just another piece of the ritual. November 12th all will be revealed.
>>205402906I laughed a couple of times.
>>205402921I want to fuck her so bad
>>205402915they took her to the basement? when? clip?
I love the way they love...
>>205402906Jimmy simmer down you lumbering ape.
>>205402910you are built like Ted or cryo pick one lmao
>HEY BURT, YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR??
Was that bit Neptunian or Goranian?
>>205402926«Spooky house»
>>205402855wow this is so creepy omg do you have holy water im literally shaking
>>205402921>the most creepy guy who jerked off when people were walking in the room, and constantly thinks about hooking up with people 3 days after meeting them is creeped outis this nigga for real
That was the whole twist… to harass a schizophrenic guyThat’s horrible
>thinks because Burt's schizo and autistic that he falls for every ruse he can come up with>Burt calls it fake and gayWhy do his bits always fail?
>>205402954Neptunian
>>205402953lmao i just caught this, fucking boomers
>>205402948I pick both.
>>205402954andrewian
>>205402934kino
>>205402906It was funny. Burt is still scared of him
>>205402855goranian, neptunian, kino >>205402855I live to serve my queen>>205402897Burt getting spooked? Playing with the schizoid persecution complex? I'm surprised that Mizzy played into it by saying she also thinks that kevin is creepy.>>205402904 >>205402910binx is a coalburner that loves niggers like burt
>>205402934>vordhosbndangerously kino music choice
>>205402953STOP IT D
Drum and Bass Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY_PvlziOqUother versions:https://pastebin.com/X3pgkdjA>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
>>205402941living under a rock bud? she knows what the show actually is since like day 4
>>205402953STRAIGHT DROOOOOOP
>>205402908you have hurt my feelings
>>205402906youre a fag
>>205402969this
>>205402961>horribleYou mean kino
There is no copyright on "Happy Birthday to You." Warner Bros. lost the rights to that song in 2017. There is no penalty for singing it in any context.
>>205402941Couple days ago when Sam was acting paranoid she knew about Fishtank and knew the show was being streamed to an audience, he asked her does she want to really know what's going on and took her to the basement
>>205402946Jimmy actually said he wanted more Kevin.
>>205402959sam told him something was wrong with kevin and he needed to stay away
will they ever learn the art of subtlety?
>>205402923the plan was to show burt that something was up
>>205402910THIS, SO MUCH THIS
awww Binx making the "that old person was so cute!!" face
Burt completely outsmarted Sam's stupid evil bit
kevin is funny but sam's bit did fail let's be honest
extremely common Sam L
Are you a Mizfit, /tv/?
>>205403000I don't think the wiggers understand how schizophrenia works
>>205402978>stemsAlright, I'm making a remix.
>he started singing happy birthday and didnt finish>hilarious
They should send Kevin out to talk to Burt at midnight
>>205402996he already knows that. i figured they would actually give him some information
So it Ted legit never coming back?
>>205403002the last 4 hours has failed
sam forgot burt is 160 iq
hey you can't hit them all out of the park
>>205403011#LifeIsMizzy
>>205402955WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAN
Samuel roid raging in the basement rn
>>205402906You're delusional if you think the whiteboard bit was lame.
>production told me something was wrong with kevinFUCK YOU BURT
>>205403024Ted's dead, baby
so now what?
>burt telling everybody production told him to do that
oh now Burt is telling everyone else what Sam said so they can know production fucks with mentally ill people
>I genuinely enjoyed the ventriloquist showFuck you, I'm a simple man.
Alex just kissed Binx
>>205403038That's it. Come back tomorrow.
>>205403014join the anons over at the remix thread>>>/mu/124310302
also burt has revealed he has no recognition or ability to remember voices
>>205403038whisperhouse till 2pm and then forced bedtime
>>205403035unironically the puppet show was better than fishtank tonight
this is baffling. why did they just do whatever i just witnessed
today was a flop
>>205403038now we watch them yap until curfew then shitpost for 4 hours while they sleep
>wiggers blow a character on trying to progress an already established schizophrenia bit>fuck it up and have to fix the narrative at 4amFunniest bit of the night
how long until we hear Sam's porsche peeling out in rage
Awesome Bit Jet!
WTF was the point of that
>Sam/Jet think being schizophrenic is the same thing as being a 4chan "schizo">do stupid shit to Burt thinking he's a "schizo" and not a legitimate schizophrenic>he just thinks it's fake and gay
>>205403036Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger.
>>205403043It's over.
>>205403045he whispered in her ear you retard
disastrouslol
Burt tattling rn
why have Binx's feet made me start to understand footfags?
>>205403044He's great
Burt won
>>205403041yeah but not in a "I was instructed to do this for content" way, in a "i was given an urgent warning" way
>>205403071Actually true, they think he's Jimmy
>>205402953
THE WHITE BOARD BIT WAS KINO
>>205403063The RitualThe RitualThe Ritual
>>205403043good now smack can walk off the show
>bit was so bad Jet and Sam ran out of the building immediatelyKWAB
it so hard to laugh when mizzy is on my screen i hate her
Burt got TOO scared. RIP the bit. Sloppy execute
>>205403064just like yesterday....and the day before...
I think the bit was a huge success. It sows a lot of creepiness in the house. Working as intended.
>>205403044his whiteboard puppet is cool
stupid sam
this might be the funniest production told me yet. he's recalling everything so autistically
wait what happened burt pls tell the story one more time
Another day ruined by Jet
>>205403002what was sam hoping would happen?
Haven't paid attention what happened?
>>205403044I did too.
the ventriloquist was not saying that he was on a "live" television show. He was referring to his own act as being live, as in live entertainment, as in that it can be unpredictable.
>>205403102this one was on sam
>Does the ventriloquist LIKE me in that way or something? I could have gone for it
>>205403078Need Binx footjob. Sweaty, oily, covered in cum.
>>205403064today was a fairytale actually
>burt thinks kevin wanted to fuck himof course
>>205403038harpies whisper in b3binx and alex whisper in b1burt wakes up late at night to eat feastablesmizzy wanders around whispering to anyone who will listen about her grievancesjet moves the ptz cameras aroundpayton turns over in her sleep
>man boy puppet
>>205403111hi jet
>burt thinks the ventriloquist was trying to fuck him
>>205403041everyone saw him be pulled out of the room by G. what is he supposed to say and why would he lie on Sam's behalf?also EXTREMELY gay bit and too cruel
>>205403091i cant help but laugh when i see mizzy because i know some stupid shit bout to happen.
>>205403043Mizzy laughed
>>205403095Nah it just makes the fish think Sam is a fucked up faggot, which he is
Lol the poo is walking with his arms out like he is buff
did irateconsummer get the new jimmycord banned again?
>>205403071I guess I don't know the difference either. What is it they don't get?
Burt thinks the old man wants to fuck him
>>205403113fucking kek
>>205403104For burt to be schizo and freak out about being trapped in the room with the puppet guy
>WHY ARE THERE DOORS ON BATHROOMS!sam is smooshing jets face into a desk right now
>>205403095stupid nigger we just watched 6 hours of vietnam war sfx, they're just bored atp. this isnt some liminal pibby kino. burt, the weird gay paranoid schizophrenic, totally sidestepped sam's shit
I stopped watching a couple of days ago, were they informed of the election results?
Uhhhhhhhhhh WHERE IS SMAACK TAKING THAT CUCUMBER?!?!
how can you guys not see that burt is actually fucked up after that bit. he was word vomiting on mizzy and is still asking about where the ventriloquist is.
>did he like want to use me like a human puppet by putting his fist up my ass
>>205402788Burt has a 1 track mind. Congratz on predicting it anon
>>205403123Burt has fucked much older and grosser looking old men. grim.
Kevin was too attracted to Burt. He couldn’t resist him.
>>205403122have you never heard someone say that before at a show?
>Burt instinctively turning on the shower to force productions hand on not breaking into the bathroom incase he's buttass naked160 IQ
the reality show illusion is completely dead now
I liked the bit
BRING KEVIN BACK UP
Hey paypigs, can you spam tts to make mizzie use "thats a shame" as her catchphrase ? thanks
the idea was funny, but what did they think would happen? did they want burt to get scared and assault an old man? at first i thought they clued kevin in and he was supposed to give burt the clue in a spooky way, but he was clompletely clueless. what the fuck was that???
>sam brings out a ventriloquist >Tries to be a ventriloquist for Bert>But fails miserably>Still kinoMany such cases
What actually happened today?
>>205403114you people are satanic for doing this to me
>MALE ventriloquist
>Sam ruined the show AGAIN
>>205403151wait did he just say that?
would've went so much differently in a different bedroom
>>205403093>>205403064Im not sure if this thread is watching the same season as me. It's been constant nontent from the start. Alex and Burt are ok but mid and everyone else sucks.
>>205403156>I'M DISROBING NOW
>>205403148>>205403151Amazing
>>205403136
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm41j9Kgahttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm41j9Kgahttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm41j9Kga
>>205403162SIKE
>>205403176every bed room had a lock
>>205403158I liked the puppet thing but I just don't understand what the angle was with freaking out Burt. They told him to stay away from him, he did, then he just left
>>205403172ALL THE PUPPETS WERE DUDES
>>205403145just another wednesday evening for Burt
>>205402836>>205403082>Sam being so low IQ he didn't think about putting Burt in B1 or B2 or any room without a bathroomKWAB
cooling down on alex. nigga never shuts up.
>>205403127this. unironically they blew it and it's over. the fish are gonna put 1 + 1 together and realize production is fucked up whippet addicts who have no qualms about torturing a schizophrenic for laughs
shit was kino as fuck lmfao
>alex still telling everyone "production told me to keep being loud"its falling apart in real time
very briefly checked on Scott streaming and man it's bizarre how these ex MDE adjacent guys act after getting deprecated from the inner circle
>>205403176burt would have either left the room and eventually gone to a bathroom or basement, or react with such animated fear that kevin would stop
>>205403156>implying they cut the cameras last time he stripped buttass naked
>>205403168Burt just got raped by a ventriloquist, and Alex said Nigger again.
>>205403177you would have loved season 2
I haven't heard lerons voice in hours and i'm not even sure he's in the house any more, and i couldn't be happier
>>205403143Alexis won. Only computer and gay Ted voted for Skimdeep.
The beauty of Fishtank is the fish reacting to the Production in unexpected ways. You can never plan shit for these retards
Samuel is the weakest link of the fishtank crew.
Why couldn't they just have Sam politely knock on the bathroom door and tell him to come out for a second?
I'm confused
>>205402963He's not as smart as he thinks but is surrounded by yes-men and a fanbase that worships him
Remember an hour ago when Jet panned the camera away from Vance and Sam arm wrestling to look at Smaack for way too long?
>tell mizzy and binx the show is live on night 2>burned thru Luke too quickly>didnt properly introduce computer so it was rather awkward at the beginning>JJJJJJ ^^^^^^ vertical bar spam>claim that the election night and diary incident was day 20 material while spamming nonsense sfx today (day 12)Production is VERY sloppy this time around.
>>205403183Strong no that was fucking awful.
>>205403171>Hating on those that opened your 3rd eyesTits and ass are for the uncultured man. Feet are for kings.
Production told me that their bit was really well thought out and funny
>>205403197it played out as it was supposed to
>>205403197>thinking sam knows which room is which
>>205403209season 2 was worse. only bloodgames and season 1 are good.
>>205403217sam had already left by then probably, had to go home and ignore his kids
>>205403217because the bit was supposed to be burt assaulting an old man
>>205403224I'm not hating, I'm just scared...also: little red Devil Binx coming out tomorrow
>they made Burt put on an orange prison jumpsuit>they try to harass and scare him with a ventriloquist Lmfao that’s fucked up but pretty funny
How was any of this meant to clue Burt into the real nature of the show?
>>205403156I fucking love this dumbass like you couldnt believe
===BURT UPDATE===burt doesn't know what's going on
>Do you promise, anon?
it wasn't as bad as this thread makes it out to be, at least for me. IDK, I really liked the "mysterious" attempts in season 2 a lot (even though they all failed sadly).
>>205403168Alex said the n word again just about sums it up
>>205403113I was sure I misheard him but you've just posted it...>>205403145I think he may be freaking out trying to understand why Sam told him Kevin was creepy and trying to guess what he's supposed to do.Often he gets worked up trying to figure out the behind-the-scenes rationale of something, he usually understands things at a surface level.
>>205403221Alexis* not binx
>>205403171feet is not a bad fetish to have. it's just an extra part of a woman that you can appreciate and sexualize.
That was a horribly failed bit that just made the fish disrespect Sam a bit more than they already did.
>>205403163>at first i thought they clued kevin in and he was supposed to give burt the clue in a spooky wayyea same and would have been good. too much effort for the wiggers, though.
>>205403202how do they act?
>>205403220nobody cares about arm wrestling faggot
>>205403246Haggish
>>205403168horseshoe throwing, armwrestling, puppetshow etc. Things are definitely heating up at the Famous house!
>>205403183more poop! poop vomit!
>>205403246fuck off
>>205402963He unironically is a trust fund kid who has a very limited understanding of the world around him, especially the people he singles out for ridicule.
>>205403244>farts>Interesting>Teenage pussy telekinesis
burt is already overthinking with his schizo ramblings in kitchen rn. the longer he thinks the more kino the blow up.
did they really want to egg burt into attacking someone so they could take him off the show?
>i dont drink guys
>>205403237I can't wait. Binx the minx.
>>205403247it was fucking awful. i'm embarrassed that i watched the whole thing.
>>205403253ultimately that works for the production falling apart storyline theyve been building
So the goal of this was to have a schizo black man in a prison jumper cowering in a corner or against a wall or some shit? That's where Sam was going with this?
>>205402836JUST GOT BACK HAHAHI LITERALLY JUST TALKED ABOUT PUPPET SAM YESTERDAY HAHAHTHIS TOO GOOD AHHHHH
Neptunian...
>>205403168pure kinographyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIC-DwB9qGg
burt almost got some ventriloquist boontang
just got back. so they are recycling bits from the worst version of tank? grim
they need to keep mizzy the fuck away from these moments, anyone but her waiting for burt wouldve been good
is anyone even manning director cam
>>205403116time slows down when mizzy is around
>fucking with Burt is not kinoI think it was
>>205403241The ventriloquist was MALE and all his puppets were DUDES, could it be any more obvious? Kevin wanted to fuck Burt
>>205403246I will stalk payton until she gets knocked up by a white man.
>>205403246>...just please come to bed. I'm tired of doing this every night. you know i love you, but... please just stop
so now what
>https://fishtank.live/clip/163456>mizzy says the code-word "spooky">she gets closer to the vanity cam, looks at it, and says spooky again>acts weird
>>205403276that is kino thoughbeit
>>205403285production is having a pow-wow over this shitshow of a bit
>>205403285expect a cam switch in a few minutes as sam slams jets head into the keyboard
>>205403247Yeah it's too bad that when their plans fail even slightly they usually just go for the poop angle. Season 2's best bit was the attic and they dropped it way too fast.
>>205403278relax
>>205403282>worst versionkevin wasn't on jontank
what version of mizzys song remix did they play on the speakers today?
>>205403287It could've been but how did they not expect him to lock himself in a bathroom when they tell him to stay away from him? Burt is not stupid
>>205403295>Look at Binx feet >Grab your dick>???>Profit
>>205403221can't wait for Sam's TRT-induced cardiomegaly to kill him
>>205403246paytoon mogged by a fucking 50 year old brown granny
>>205403268>the more kino the blow up.He still thinks the computer is real lmao. He's too stuck on the idea of peepis to bust the case wide open.
>>205403296Code-word is orange
>>205403270pit pussy...
>>205403287they aren't fucking with the gay pedo enough
>>205403270apple cider, guaranteed
currently shipping:>binx + alex>smack + sam>me + luke + ben
>>205403306everyone knows bitchtank is the absolute bottom
>>205403296Code-word is yellow
>>205403296What’s the lore with the word spooky? Was that a clue from Luke
>>205403210sorry to break this to you and ruin your night but baby sneed is in the yard with the rest of the krying kunt krew
>>205403000not really the bit was still funny, burt was cowering in the bathroom making clearly worried excuses of how not to come out while the ventriloquist was making jokes about kicking the door in, was hilarious
I hope burt legit kills sam or jet
So what's the deeal with Mizzy? Just like life she's short and a waste of time!
>>205403315>brownshe is yellow
>>205403324>>me + luke + benBased
>>205403319which one is that? I've also heard "pineapple" and "potato"
>>205403287Burt is a pedophile nigger, mind you, and deserves to be protected, as a matter of fact.
>>205403328absolute best season desu
>>205403285they're probably dapping up kevin right now
By this point is season 2 TJ was dancing la bambo for the 500 time
>>205403022That would be extremely interesting and unfunny, retard
how does the screaming challenge relate to the satanic rituals of the show?
>>205403239>Lmfao that’s fucked up but pretty funny>but pretty funnyit's not at all
>>205403307https://soundcloud.com/infj/mizzy-remix
>>205403335>What's the deal with my diabetes medication? (laughter erupts)
>>205403324BASED
the execution was a bit rushed, but I want to kinda encourage them to go more for the creepy horror vibes. The attic shit in FTL 2 was dope as fuck.
>>205403342whichever one of the ratchet roasties you are your shit blew. go away
New code word: "chrysanthemum"
>>205403331I don't know and I'm going insane trying to figure it out. They said something about the codeword being "spooky" yesterday or the day before, and I noticed they say it awkwardly sometimes
>>205403351thank u
>>205403291
>I NEED MORE SCAT, MORE PUKING DYKES, MORE RAPE OR THE SHOW IS OVERYou guys suck!
>>205403323i believe it. lying about drinking is some retarded shit.
>>205403357the initiative is kino
>Codeword: David Duke XD!
>>205403357I agree, that bit had insane potential and I was glued to my screen at the start but they completely botched it. Same with the attic shit
Payton's Presenting Pooper Preparing for a Plapping
>why are you always so mean to mebinx is so flirty with alex today. he won't last another 4 1/2 weeks
>>205403347my bad
>>205403331It means it's part of the bit that they all have figured out by now.
reminder that sam is genuinely afraid of puppetsremember little sam?
Burt seems extra paranoid after that
are sneed and jeet the only people without a plushie kek
a bit half baked, but Burt shizoing out at the end was kek
>>205403373its not even something that you could gain anything from. i think she just straight up hates drinking, which is based
did mizzy just tell everyone alex's name is actually stephen?
>>205403360where
>>205403247>it wasn't as bad as this thread makes it out to beLiterally the playbook since S1D1
>>205403388I was just talking about this and some asshole itt told me to calm down KWABanyways yeah little sam was fucking hilarious lakers best bit imo. Sam is terrified
count the seconds in between any silence and when mizzy says "I"it's not long at all
>>205403399yeah. shes a cunt
>>205403383and then her saying,>Are you gonna come down with us? ... aww why not?>tfw Binx will never be sad that you aren't coming to hang out with her
! JONTENT ALERT !https://x.com/JontentG/status/1854367617513029960
ANDREW PUT BURT IN JAIL SO HE CAN SCHIZO RAMBLE SOME MORE WHILE THESE BITCHES YAP
so thats it for tonight? no burt reveal?
>>205403348Pretty sure they unironically do the same thing at Bohemian Grove
>>205403425KEK what a fag
Sneed's vocal patterns today commonly match the 1 7 9 5 9 3 8 8 sequence. Anyone else notice this?
>>205403367>>205403379i have jerked off to s3 than any other seasons
>>205403425
alex confessional
>>205403425Jon is such a retard, and not in a funny way
>>205403425Love this retard
>i'll move to japanlol no you wont you dumb bitch
>>205403387THIS. Do you have anymore info? I swear I'm getting close
>>205403399he said it day 1. it's not like it's a secret>yap yap yap, my name is stephen but my Uncle goes by steven so i'm alex, yap yap yap
have ben tell them trump won while crying and make burt comfort him
>>205403383>>205403420She’s a fake manipulative bitch. She’s using him 100%, she’s very crafty
Wait so your telling me I've wasted 6 hours waiting for content to get that? holy kino am i right guys epic.
I just got blown by a blonde bbw. Just wanted you guys to know. I met her at Walgreens.
>>205403425KINO
>>205403425i would still 100% believe he killed himself
>>205403425alex would never
>plumbing issues Yep, it's now officially fishtank
lonely drunk seether kind of night
>>205403431yeah i think these fucking nigger faggot retards were doing a super funny bit and "the first clue" was actually just that the ventriloquist is scary
>>205403425why would anyone try to kill a retard for being retarded KWAR
>>205403457i didn't know he said it day one i just saw him telling people last night and making a big deal about it
they just asked computer who won the election a few minutes ago. No paypig response yet.
>>205403465How did you sneak your phone in Alex?
>>205403462>I've wasted 6 hours waiting for contentThe Fishtank experience
>>205403455It's just code speak. I could tell just by watching the clip that "spooky" simply means "heads up, this is part of the bit".
>Binx: The toilet downstairs is broken>Wiggers: uhh lol gl
>>205403465Can confirm, it was me. Thanks for making em feel valid.
In the New England streets they call him KINO Kevin the Ventriloquist.
>>205403459ive seen the green bars. she loves him
>>205403357i would suggest cutting back on the fucking galaxy gas. do that shit when coming up with ideas, not while working.
>>205403482Well memed, my friend! *tips fedora*
>>205403425BEAST MODE
i miss kevin should have been an hour, not 30 mins
>>205403425Hayden homes are going to pull a Boeing
>>205403459I'm not saying she's in love with him, but she clearly likes him to an extent. Why else would she blatantly defend him to the jeet last night?also that's retarded to even say when everyone in this house (but Burt) is two-faced to each other
>>205403479tts is off for the night
Alex acts like he's a rock star
imagine watching this show without having these threads, only having chat. this is the typical fish tank viewer.
Alex B just threatened to steal something from my house
>>205403482lmfao
>take a shit>miss the alex confessionalfuck
>>205403515he is
>>205403425Fucking amazing.
>>205403465did you return the favor Alex style?
Alex is retardedly kino
>>205403516Grim.
>>205403425>EWECTION INTO-FEEWENCEkek. this arc is predictable, but still good.
>>205403425Don't ever challenge the Barb, Jon.
>>205403515it's the heroin
>>205403505you just know our boy got stiffed on payment
>>205403483weird. so they all have been told beforehand that something is going to happen, but not what? interesting.
>>205403534ENTER
Alex is still incapable of remembering Binx's name somehow
>>205403534
>>205403516i live off (you)s.
>>205403470they're not supposed to flush the dudewipes.
>>205403526I really can’t imagine cause I think this how I found the show in the first place during s1 but I’m not sure
>>205403515I like his style. Very 2000's
>introducing evil kevin 0.25 seasons before introducing his good counterpart
>>205403516browsing ftl is a major part of the experience for me unironically
>>205403552JON, NO!
>alex has been complaining about being leashed for the past 3 daysTAKE OFF THE COLLAR LET HIM LOOSE
THIS IS THE FAMOUS HOUSE
Alex kino in confessional
Alex is cutting another promo. How long until he's groveling at someone's feet again?
>>205403537I think it's probably Mizzy telling them during the endless whisper sessions she partakes in. I said they should've kicked her. Oh well, she might prove to be kino after all.
farting a bunch because of my coffee that i had
>>205403571THIS ISN'T THE FAMILY HOUSE IT'S THE FAMOUS HOUSE
reminder alex is asking binx to eat food near him. he architecting her in front of everyone
>>205403575about 2 hours
>>205403516I wouldn't watch ftl without /ftl/. /ftl/ > ftl, but of course /ftl/ wouldnt exist without ftl
>>205403515He is, millionaire drug addicts are called rock stars
>>205403570Sam could not have more possibly made it more clear to him that its time to let loose. he's slowly doing it
I love how much Alex loves the prospect of being on Famous House
Missy is only 24 holy fuck
dimes machine alex b
>>205403578Shut the fuck up, Ted
>alex still trying to figure out the SSI riddlelel i love this retard
Self.Steps.Inside.
Jet reward Alex with a Famous Buck everytime he jumpscares a girl.
>>205403594yeah and alex is 26 bro
>>205403594shes been 24 for years
>"this is one of those riddles that's going to take months or years to master">it's literally just a joke about a guatemalan guy's accent
...
>>205403515he is an Earth Rock(er) star
>>205403536Doubt it. It was way crazier on Bitchtank and he came back so I'm sure they hooked him up.
>>205403505fucked that people called his phone not letting him play music
why is alex raging again?
>>205403515How many people do you know with a gold PS5?
>everyone's mad at me, and i don't give 2 fucksWho? I don't remember Binx being mad at him
>>205403618andrew hit the whippet too hard. give him a minute.
director, hello?
>alex alone in b2>everyone else in yard>tts offThey actually hate money
what the fuck was this day
is anything else gonna happen tonight
How is jet feeling that the 3 fan favorites want to vote out Smack?
>>205403566holy shit
All jet has to do is give alex a challenge to fuck with them.
>>205403618hes busy
Alex rambles to himself like a Shonen character. This dude is genuinely retarded as hell
>>205403644Maybe never can tell till it happens
>>205403576you're probably right and she's a massive cunt who should have been given a flat limit of whispers until kicking
I think Alex is powering up for something good... I'm excited
her narcissism annoys me
>>205403425R.I.P Jon
>>205403646
new shinji kwab picshttps://www.instagram.com/p/DCDhsOrRiFd/
>>205403638according to the cam counts alex is pulling the same viewer numebers as the entire rest of the house
So the clue they gave burt on "whats really going on" wasn't about the show being live, but that there is some creepy shit going on the we dont know about yet? Did they tell kevin beforehand to ask about his birthday?
>>205403646rigging an immunity challenge tailored just for smaackie
Just noticed those numbers on the walls in the bedrooms. Anyone know what they mean? Weird as shit
>>205403675part of a satanic ritual no doubt
>>205403667KEK their facial proportions are fucking identical
>>205403675Stop thinking about it.
>>205403675
>>205403668NO JONdon't get involved with lawyers, they're gonna milk you for all your cash
>>205403675thats how many demons and devils live in each room
I missed it, what was the bit Sam tried to pull on Burt?
>>205403668megan will get her comeuppanceshouldn't have been such a fake cwistian bitch
>>205403641A massive shit show that was nearly redeemed then ruined again.
is burt not supposed to be in prison
>>205403667i still would
>https://fishtank.live/clip/160424listen to how they talk about the "pineapple" binx's reply is suspicious too>https://fishtank.live/clip/160451"codeword" talk that confused simbal>https://fishtank.live/clip/163456I heard them say the codeword is "spooky" at some point. Mizzy says it, gets closer to the camera, looks at it, and acts weird.>potatoesno clips, but I remember a time when binx heard it through tts and acted weird when talking about it with other fish>orangecomes up frequently on the topic of code-words
>>205403638>>205403635they are scrambling because of the failed bit
>11 Days, about an hours worth of contentIs this the reality of reality tv shows?
>>205403675did you even notice this?
>>2054036751 + 2 + 3 = 63 rooms6 6 6
Just saw a gnome run past on the hallway cam
>>205403675even weirder kevin was just saying "1, 2, 3" over and over
>>205403671what the fuck is shinjis 99 day challenge ? cooming as much as possible and being the biggest faggot imaginable ?I hate everyone from S2, incredible how unlikable they are in the real world
>>205403672>not counting director mode>andrew is in the tried and true best content room>everyone else is echoing to hell and back on the other side of the second largest roomBest fish but it's not necessarily a difficult choice
>>205403671is he pregnant?
>>205403618i want to sniff that chair until i pass out
>>205403694We all would
>alex responding to voices in b2no one is talking to him wtf was that?
>>205403425reminder that about 25% of the Bend County residents actually voted for him>reminder that about 25% of the Bend County residents actually voted for himreminder that about 25% of the Bend County residents actually voted for him>reminder that about 25% of the Bend County residents actually voted for him
What is this dude doing asking an ai about a relationship with a fishtank contestant?
>>205403709
Would have easily been the worst day yet if Alex didn't say nigga again. Alex and Burt are hard carrying this season. Jet and co should be ashamed.
so was burt right about alex? he seems to be talking to voices we cant hear
>>205403705I was curious about what exactly they did on locker room -> catwalk door's hinge yesterday, was that just running cable for what they setup today in flat? I haven't seen anyone open locker room -> catwalk door since
>>205403720
>>205403730stop giving it attention
They need to get a juggalo in the tank.
>>205403727Holy shit, Burt was right.
>>205403730who cares
>>205403658That big smile on Jet's face when he turns around in the bathroom.
>>205403743kek
BROKEN BINX
Hey producers, here’s a challenge for you! give us more Sam and Smaack sexual tension kino, but find a way to up the ante without opening up yourself to a lawsuit…You give the people what they want right? So do it
alex misses his monkeys
>>205403730because they're retarded, and so are you for not realizing that
>>205403727burts brain is so powerful that his thoughts travel through the house like waves now
>>205403738>Jet and co should be ashamed.vibes seem like a very "Sam-driven" day.get him TF off the show as anything other than a host
>>205403750Dr. Burt needs to give him his daily dose
>>205403705Meg???
>>205403748The original casting called for one and the one they got ended up being a fan. I wonder if Ian wasn't the juggalo's replacement (and maybe Ian was a juggalo himself).
do you think they realize how completely irrelevant they are to this show?
>>205403730stop posting this fat disaster
i think the wiggers would be less lazy about doing stuff if they didn't have to go up a set of stairs
>>205403785payton will be final 4
What did Simbal get for winning horseshoe?
They're gonna vote out Mizzy Based
A HANGING
what's going on with alex
>>205403795that would be a disaster
racism ended
:)
>>205403797a 40$ drone
Racism is over
>>205403785>sam fucking the show so bad the most boring people will make it to the final 4
IT'S A GAY SHOW. THE SHOW IS GAY. GAY SHOW.
>>205403808He's hugging sneed
HATE LOST TONIGHT
Alex said nigga again??
>alex groveling again
how many gay black men has alex hugged today
>>205403827this morning
these two are evil.they're also really enjoying the ass to ass contact
alex kneel counter?
alex should call him a nigger right now
>>205403832two
what are the odds alex says it again
I hope Alex says it again before Sneed leaves
>>205403812>>205403813>>205403816>>205403818its a gay show
>>205403827and he will do it again!
Why is my young nigga sneed crying again?
>>205403588We were being too generous
Imagine a guy like Alex in a medieval village begging for an extra coin for ale
>>205403705>>205403776wtf iv spent dozens of minutes editing a screenshots with it there and didnt even notice
>>205403824before that, was he just talking to himself?
>>205403827yeah this morning.
if i was locked in a house with alex for a week i would attack him
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205403689shut up twitter nigger
>>205403818>you are my favorite ninja turtle donatelloWhat did alex mean by this?
>>205403785one of these cunts better get their heads shaven tomorrow, this shit is getting BORING
>>205403829This guy is an actual sociopath
>>205403842almost certain
>>205403818>>205403816>>205403813>>205403812man to man affection twice in one day, in the same spot
the bogdanoffs had a sister?
>>205403867wtf is thata demon!???
I love the house
>>205403848Hello he's a fag!
>>205403842
I'm so sorry for saying the n word l'ron i love you you're my brother>5 seconds laterSike
Fire whoever is in control of the director cam
These two need to die
AHHHHHHHHH
I don't like Payton anymore
>>205403867Ew stinkbugs
alex being so concerned with binx's ankle is very cute.
Payton just did G's Ha
>>205403867stinkbug! yuck!
PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE HAS THE CLIP OF PAYTON JUST DOING THE JEREMY "HA HAAA HAAAAA" IMPRESSION
posture check
what is it about the confessional cam that makes everybody 3x uglier
i can't believe paypay just did that
what's going on
can these two kiss so they can get kicked already
i can't wait till it's revealed as a racist show and alex lets loose
>>205403890These irrelevant bitches need to get out of the confessional already. The main characters want to use it.
HA HAAAAA HAA
>>205403837Payton wants to fuck Alexis so bad
scissoring in the confessional
call an exorcist
>>205403892She is horny for Alexis, forgive her
>>205403903scholar neck
anyone manage to decipher this riddle?
imagine
>>205403890>>205403891Them and the nigga who is not Burt can leave
>GAYYY when he is DRUNK>He is only GAYYY when he needs someone>He is only GAYYY when its 2 am>He is only GAYYY on the WEE-EEK-END
>>205403903golem get ye gone
>>205403889sam is doing the laotian bus punch to the production crew but instead of bicflame holding a punching mat its their heads
kek any personal moment you have with alex the entire house will know within 20 minutes>>205403903>>205403908yeah
>>205403905Every other camera is far away enough that you don't see all the wrinkles on these whores
please tell me this Alex crying stuff isn't over him saying nigga again
>>205403854Kek
Sam diggin in the fridge again
>>205403902Yeah here it is https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730771054253820.webm
>>205403867bugtank is the real kino
>>205403785All I've ever seen them do is shit talk Mizzy
PAYTON JUST KISSED ALEXIS IN CONFESSIONAL AND NOW THEY'RE LAUGHING.
>>205403903Summer
freeloader imminent surely
>sorry for what?
>>205403924living our fun times :)
Payton and Alexis look like the number 10 next to each other
why's burt in jail?
>>205403924is this loft
>>205403928ponder the aroma
Why is Burt going to jail?
>doghouse is back
>>205403945and
>>205403918they are gonna lez out. Payton is hot in those chucks and leggings fuck.
>>205403903GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>205403945cap
>>205403960because the prior bit failed
>>205403960lost at horseshoes
>>205403960>>205403965he is black
Bubba you goin to jail BOY
>>205403960Lost at horseshoes
These bitches in confessional laugh WAAAY too much.
Does Sam saying 2 Ha Haaaaaas today mean anything????
dubious optics imo
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAH!
>>205403928She looks exactly like Trevor Lawrence here
>>205403960he no sold sam's based schizo gaslight
>24 hours in jail
>>205403964>Guess who's getting raped by a dyke this year?
They are actually going to try and creep burt out and make him have a breakdown are they fucking retarded.
>the cigar smell, I CAN SMELL IT>the cigarKek Pauton is hilarious.
>>205403960he is going to win the season so sam has to do his humiliation ritual
someone give me qrd on the bit sam tried to pull on burt(also payton and alexis suck)
>>205403979>>205403975Oh it was that? Why the fuck were they even doing that anyway? You miss a minute of this show and its total confusion
Alex probably relaxed his anus now that Burt is stuck in one place for a day
>burt roleplaying as a boss prison nigga
24 hours on locker cam gang
>this whole place will hump my fucking legdommy burt...
>>205403989lmao she does
>isolating the best characterebin
>they think they will actually keep burt for the full 24 hoursrules don't matta. tank is bwoken
NEW JON KINOhttps://x.com/JontentG/status/1854377291134181707
>They just tried to have me killed a minute ago, seconds after I left the city council meeting in Bend, Oregon. They had someone follow me and attempt to run me over. The car in front of me was the one they used to try to kill me, chasing me around town for over 10 minutes, trying to crash into me.https://x.com/JontentG/status/1854377291134181707
UNHINGED
Jail role-playing made burt fuckin horny
>Devil Sticks>Sparrow's Egg>Cuckoo Bird>Birthday>November 12th>Zebra>6 lockers>LO FT>1, 2, 3WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>205403971payton will visit alexis after the show for sure
>>205403982>two ha haaaaaas>four has>four men>foremanFamous House is secretly a gay construction show for gay male construction men
jesus burt in horny jail
It's safe to stop watching for the next 24 hours.
Would you be Burt's PRAG? Be honest
>THAT'S WHEN DADDY BURT'S GONNA STRIKEhe's gonna jack off again tonight, isn't he?
>can't wait for the boys to drop the soap, that's when daddy burt is gonna strike
How long does he has to stay there?
>locking burt in the room with the eyeis this wise?
ben doing the gay voice over the walkie talkies is so fucking funny
>locking a schizophrenic man in a room alone for 24 hours so he loses his mindsatanic show
>>205404030they gon fuck post show so hard, they give insane lez energy, binx and Smack do too but they're not true lez.
==ALEX UPDATE==He has now told everyone in the house that la'ron has forgiven him and hugged him, including G and Ben.
burt already roleplaying being a prison rapist in his head
>call her taylorWho's he talking about?
IMMENSE Jet L
>>205404021base wetahd
>>205404021
>The jeet can't see Burt inside because Burt is black as nightneptunian.....goranian even!
>alex talks to someone>babbles in circles for hours>leaves the room>recites the conversation in its entirety for hours to everyone else individuallycontent king!
JET STOP GASSING YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT AND LISTEN
stuck in a single small room with nothing to do and sfx and tts constantly going off, yea this is the shit that is finally going to break him
>>205403964i'm good thanks
>>205404051>>205404048its just acting.
>24 hours without BurtThey better hope he goes stir crazy in there and provides some good schizo kino.
>>205404070neptunian
>Mizzy:"Hey Burt! Life is Mizzy!">Burt (unimpressed):"Yeah... life is mizzy... I'm in prizzy."LMFAO I actually buy this dude's high IQ
>>205404048It's the zebra's right eye so it's okay, it's actually a good omen.
Burt going full rapemode
>>205404070neptunian chemo
>>205404021hes going full burt
>>205404072Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger.
>>205404070kinonian
>>205404070kino shot
BURT FINNA RAPE EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205404021Bend, Oregon deepstate aren't gonna epstein him... are they, bros?
24 hours is too much
>>205404078this is gold
>The people in the house here have started to accept mecurious...
>>205404078>Life is Mizzy!what an absolutely insane thing to say to someone else
>>205404057who said that? sam called payton taylor on accident once so that might be it
>>205404021what if he is right
>burt stuck in a loopuhhh
Put the fucking screws to him
>>205404070NEPTVNIAN
>>205404078he's suddenly so smooth when he's in character
>>205404070free my mans
>>205404070>"All these punk bitches can suck my cock"
>binx setting up a protest fo free burtcontent queen
>>205404100Who the fuck is payton?
>>205404070>these white people tryin kill me...
>>205404070>Can't wait for someone to drop the soap
>>205404070the green mile by goran rapislopvic
money man
I gotta admit, I'm enjoying the cast. It's a good cast Jet.
>would you ride that train all the way to the stationLMFAO BEN
>>205404104what if he is?the fuck you gonna do about it?
I hate Wifi so much but he's 100% required for content to continue
>>205404070The first truly neptunian shot of the season
>>205404093I sure hope so.
SHE WAS BEGGING FOR IT
>burt just doing NPC emotes over and over againBURT FUCKING LOVES THIS
what the fuck burt
>>205404052alexis isn't a dyke either. said she's only kissed girls while drunk and doesn't like anyone eating her out, only likes getting railed. Peyton's fetish is initiating straight blonde moms into their first lesbian experiences.
>>205404070>You see my hands are steady>You've seen my face before>Soon you can take your last look>And they'll close the door>I stand accused before you>I have no tears to cry>And you will never break me>'Till the day I die>A criminal mind>Is all I>All I've ever known>They tried to reform me>But I'm made of cold stone>My criminal mind>Is all I>All I've ever had>Ask one who's known me>If I'm really so bad...>I am
told you
>burt made up a song about raping a woman
oh great they're doing the actor thing again
>I think Binx might not like me, but I'm not really surenigga
Unpopular opinion, but kinda cool of Laron to approach Alex and flesh it out.
>>205404130barb this is too far, you won just let it go
You know what to do HA HARRR
The actor is 100% Burt.
NO NOT THE RAPE SONGS BURT
>>205404021if it could happen to Trump it could happen to anyone stay safe Jon
>oh hello vriend i am indian saar i touch gaarl lady i eating currykek. stupid fucking curry munching freak
new>>205402845>>205402845>>205402845
burt RP is gold
>she was begging for it all night long>so made me do it>and then set it was wrong
this is the only paypig i respect
>>205404130you cant hurt me
jeet hit a bullseye from half court
>>205404141that's a cheerleader's skirt bud
>ian isn't there to smoke all 20 cigarettes after getting blackout drunk
>Sam just dropped the plant truth bomb to Simbalbased
>>205404149yea he's been surprisingly cool about the situation and handled it well
>>205404070Is burt wearing the shark jumpsuit?
>>205404132i couldn't agree more. He's so fun to hate because he's such a whiny, sketchy little jeet. i need to see things ramp up harder with him here
>she could just be a dumb bitchsam's honest thoughts about mizzy
I just tuned into this crazy fucker.https://fishtank.live/clip/163624Haha holy shit
dark Burt rising
putting heat on the jeet
Burt;s acting is making this feel like a gay porno
ay dios mio
>>205404270ugly hag
>>205404270Rough woof woof
>>205403696Interesting anon.I only know that production gave mizzy "orange" as a distress signal. Sometimes they make codewords to refer to other contestants."Spooky" could be mizzy telling people when it's a prank.
binxy buzzcut?
0_0
tap, jazz, and ballet pilled
>Alex and Smaack are the only real ones
