Keikaku Edition/ftl/ News• Connor is the newest freeloader - a gay pro wrestler• Computer has activated SFX• Alex chimped out on Simbal• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect• Do the SSI• Alexis is the Fishtank President• Chores have been distributed• Burt kissed Alex on the cheek 3 times>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205415999
I love Smaack
Jazz Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hihiUfjG0Qother versions:https://pastebin.com/uNNGZNds>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
cute. CUTE!!!!
>>205417751samebut also binx
Trvke: Binx is the better Letty
>no Ted>no IanThe soul is gone Should have brought back Ian instead of this gay queer male wrestler
mizzo mizzosexo sexo
What do you think Bex is doing now?
how 2 make about jimmy
yo smack is wearing the frog hat
alex farming honks
For everyone confused, Binx overheard Connor saying "...likes them pink" and misunderstood.
>>205417751Me too :)
When does scott show up and teach alex how to teach
when you are poor and do drugs people call you a crackheadwhen you are rich and do drugs people call you a rockstar
>Force fish to listen to alex schizo ramble>Honking constnatly>Alex sperging outPeople seriously tried to vote for MORE gossiptank instead of this
Alex is really idolizes Johnny Lawrence for some reason,maybe cause he's a fuck up that turns his life around and has a bad boy veneer?
>>205417787Nice going, you just did.
>>205417793The content king
Who was the chubby nerd in B1 earlier?
>>205417780life ismizzy!
>>205417772Letty mogs
kek he's like a little kid on christams but 38 years old metheadits so endearing
HONKHONKHONK
>>205417767True Smaackheads know we stand, side by side, with the BinxBros
HOT
jimmy
>Alex self defence KINO>"Uhh shaww we tuwn on da honks?" - Jeb Neptroon
>>205417772>Letty but smart enough to not alienate everyone in the House and in the AudienceHonestly, her winning the game by being Letty putting on a Josie-type act is a strong argument for why she probably knows about Fishtank
Please don't make fun of Connor for balding because I am too and you and I are supposed to be bros, bros
lmfao Burt
>honk!
Is Cobra Kai actually a good show?
>>205417758kino
>>205417772>>205417807They are both hideous
>>205417794You don't need to be a musician to be and earthrocker
why is she so nice and sweet
X FACTOR
>>205417819>josie type actshe's sexualizing herself more than anyone else in the house.
honk it up
Why didnt they get Scott Sensei? Do they not like him anymore
>>205417812Seriously dont start this shit. If you want this entire thread to descend into a waifu war, I will.
>>205417828If you liked Kate Kid it’s not bad. I probably wouldn’t recommend it to anyone who isn’t a fan though.
>>205417807are binx niggas blind, retarded or both?
Is Burt what Nietzsche referred to as the "overman"?
I wouldn't be surprised if Binx wins.
>>205417838He really is The Guy
>>205417812I love Stephanie
>>205417819she won't win because she can't win a single competiton but she will be there until the end to entertain us / be simp bait
>>205417581Uh, no? He legitimately threw a fit when they no longer allowed his "teams'" TTS to come through. He is an entitled child who larps that he was abused. Remember his one task from Sam, which was to not tell Brian that Tay was the spy or whatever the fuck? And he immediately told Brian after like 10 minutes? Sam was so flabbergasted from his stupidity that he laughed and said he can just stay as a pseudo-freeloader. It's not a character, he is an annoying retard, through and through.
>get into pairs>LIKE HOW MANYGod Alexis is so fucking retarded in her aspect
>>205417815Kek, SHOW THAT TO BURT NOW!!!
>>205417836She is probably heavily medicated
>>205417818*Nine distinct BRAAAAAAAAPs in unison*
BINXO SEXO CON PAPA BURTO
>Alex rn
Is the jacuzzi ever going to get used or?
>>205417839Obviously, that's the Letty part of her strat.
>>205417819>is a strong argument for why she probably knows about FishtankAlso the fact that she name-dropped the show yesterday in the confessional
>@jet the honk isnt funny
>>205417833letty is not, sorry
>>205417836She is Love & Life incarnate
>SHUT UP COMPUTER!
AISTOP
>>205417852Burt is a pedophile nigger. However he is above the concept of good and evil, making him Neecheean. Granted, the threat of ostracism and shame still deters him. These things are to be expected.
>>205417807She has boobs and that's it. Her face and pinhead look fucking crazy.
Where the fuck isScott sensie lmfao that ginger is crying i just know it
>>205417875Sorry, but please think of the investors
>>205417864get me on that smaack dose then
I CANT HEAR SHIT WITH ALL THE HONKING HILARIOUS THANK YOU JET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baking
good bit
>>205417870apparently it doesn't work, I dont know if that means it was never hooked up, or if the water valve is just off or if it was just Alexis being retarded and turning the faucets the wrong way
>guys we'll make them do a scene but Jet will play horns all over it>HELL HOUSE HELL HOUSE
>>205417852obermann
>>205417870>Is the jacuzzi ever going to get used or?Yeah when Burt drowns Goran before the SWAT team breaks in
>>205417807bulbous chihuahua head
all it would take to destroy the women in this house is put one conventionally attractive woman in the house and the current women will form a Ratking pact and perish
>karate training bit without ScottSullivanMMAfresh start bros we eating good
>/ftl/ knows the honks aren't funny and are just ruining the fun>Fish Tank chat are 'jakking over itTypical
>>205417884She doesn’t have a pinhead
Who was Alex telling off for giggling?
>>205417819letty didnt do anything to have everyone against her tho, thats not on her
>>205417891this fake baking shit is the worst bit in /ftl/ history
>>205417904That's like the plotline of The Neon Demon
>>205417887he was here last night
>>205417912Binx
Is this the most iconic smaack in existence?
le peepee frog
Have any of the contestants commented on how they're not doing "scenes" anymore? Sam doesn't have them do take after take anymore and hasn't for days.
>>205417907fish tank chat is cancer
>>205417904what do you do when 2 of them are self-proclaimed gay?
>>205417907>they paid to watch fishtank, a free (gay) showare you suprised they are retarded?
>>205417780LIFE IS MIZZYIFEISMIZZY
>>205417908Completely square head and it's fairly tiny. She's also crosseyed. Other than tits, I have no clue what you guys see in her.
>>205417904Binx, Payton, and more or less Smack are all conventionally atractive the fuck are you talking aboutEven Alexis probably was like two decades ago
>>205417884letty is cute tho
>>205417889
>>205417838https://youtu.be/tEEfIkkCM8g
>>205417907those "people" have been screaming for tts since day one, unironically too. even if they did come into this without knowing a single thing about the premise for season 3 or even fishtank as a whole, they lack the media literacy to understand the bigger picture
>>205417926>>205417924I now feel bad, smaack literally only owns like 4 articles of clothing
Can someone explain how Josie won S1? I only joined in S2.From the recaps and clips I've seen she looked like nontent and like she just cowered away at all times. I've watched like a dozen of her streams and she seems pretty normal for a girl but I can hardly believe she WON fishtank.Was she a good competitor? Did she speak a lot during confessionals? Did she make allies in the house?
>>205417896Kino, that’s what i meant a week ago when i wrote the Goran always creates content when he tries to be funny
The person who did the hurting
>>205417921yeah exactly except I don't want them to succeed.
>>205417916>Fake>>205417750>>205417750>>205417750
when life gives you mizzy, make ___
>>205417924I've watched this on repeat so many times, she's so cute and sexy breh
>Perfect alex segment, literally just let him talk and let the kino flow>"HAHA PERFECT TIME FOR LE EPIC HONK SPAM!!!"torture jet neptune to death in a rape dungeon
>karate training bit without ScottSullivanMMAfishtank is fucking dead>inb4 HURRRRRR ITS FAMOUS HOUSE DURRRRRRshut the fuck up just shut the fuck up
>>205417943Not really man. She's kind of gross and annoying.
Mizzy got that street fighter default stance
hahahahahahaha he tries to speak but its a honk sound that's just as annoying to them that it is to the viewers hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
>>205417916i perpetuate it whenever i'm awake because most of you retards deserve it in all honesty
>>205417958jizzy
>>205417936Her head isn’t small at all
>>205417945What move is that at 0:30??
>>205417944
>>205417936sorry, you are gay and blind
>>205417932its not about heterosexuality. its about self-worth via social standards. raise the standard and suddenly girls don't just wanna have fun anymore
>>205417916It's actually kind of amusing
>>205417928they did several scenes yesterday and ostensibly the 1-2 hours altogether they did interviews yesterday was being filmed
>>205417924Her most iconic stuff seems to be her as a clown, but she cute in everything
>>205417954simultaneous bakes are normal, just use the other one after this
>>205417949becoming extremely popular with the paypig audience (stimming and generally being autistic) and being extremely non-confrontional (meaning that nobody in the house really disliked her) while everyone else just kind of burned each other
>>205417988>>205417944I fucking love this chick man, love and life for real
>>205417945oh wtf he's actually a billy herrington clone lmao, is gachi on the menu?
>>205417883i find it hard to believe that nietzsche is still relevant to a developed mind, his rejection of morality rests solely on the rejection of god which is a good starting point for deeper questioning but doesn't limit ethics at all
what are these two talking about rn?
>>205417964Hope he honks 24/7 to make the Fishes and the Paypigs suffer, i am now team Bosniak tv producer Goran Rapistovic!
>>205417949She is too op
>>205417967this is not true, im afraid
Is smack the cutest fish in FTL history ? She's so cute bros....
>>205417928half the fish are still rephrasing all questions asked in the confessional
>>205417964this is much better than anything he can say or has ever said. stop trying to rim the retard you retard.
Will Sam kick this guy like he did octavius because he also knew how to fight?
When life gives you lemons, make Mizzy.
does anyone have the clip of jimmy saying "adorable yawn" to creature in 2.5
>>205417988
I'm starting to think a lot of temporary Clairebears did flip to being Smackfags. They write in a similarly obsequious puppy dog manner.There will never be a Smack equivalent of the CCC, though, no tributes on par with the lingering, mindbroken, or camera guy posts, because Smack, unlike Claire, does not have it.
>>205418018she's up there definitely, probably tied with some others
what the fuck is up with those choppy cameras todayunwatchable
>>205417964its fine. the honks aren't picked up on the cameras.
>>205418030What technique is this?
the people watching on ppv are never going to pay for a pass you dumb fucking faggots. what you're finding out now is what music companies figured out decades ago. ppv viewers are not lost sales. i'll just not watch your fucking shit if i can't watch it on ppv, i don't care and you'll get less people talking about your show
>>205417949She won because the audience liked her, that’s it
holy fuck the lagging is driving me crazy. it's even worse than the stupid honking
>>205417966this gay fag will die on the hill that mma is better than learning to shoot and cant even concede that knowing both is the smart thing to do. i hope they bring him in to teach them how to be funny (you wont learn shit)
this shit is so laggy today
>>205418018>Is smack the cutest fish in FTL history ? Yes. Some might even say that she's to good for the tank
pey has some very manly legs desu
the streams have been fucking unwatchable for the past two days. how hard is it for jet ineptitiude to make a stable video stream?
>>205418028HERE >>>/wsg/5727273
>>205417819>probablyhahaha if you didn't realize on DAY FUCKING 1 that she knows IN DETAIL what fishtank is you really need to have your brain checked.FUTURE BINX PAYPIGS: JUST MAKE YOUR OWN SIMP THREAD ON /bant/ now. PLEASE
>>205418018I think (You) might be right
Smaack made me realize yesterday that all my ex's that I dated for over a year have been high energy bubbly highly positive extroverts even though I am lower energy and more somber and morose and introverted. Opposites do indeed attract.
>>205417971Final Three
>>205417904sorry maybe they're attractive in whatever bumtown you live in but they're all extremely ordinary looking. not even 5s.
>>205418041the quirked up chungus
>>205418060legend thanks
is it just director cam? the second I switched to den it started working fine the last 5 mins
>>205418028Sounds like my autistic ex-friend who became a tranny chaser. "Hey anon, let's meet this tranny on the way back to town, don't worry, she's really cute!" And it's just another dude with long hair.
>>205418042they have huge investors who probably want to see a decent return and ppv hinders that in the short term
>>205418060lmao Jimmy is such a fag
>>205417949i regularly forget that she beat letty desu, if you stopped watching just before it ended you'd automatically assume that letty won
>>205418041the "why i oughta!"
>paypay said she liked only girl yesterdaythat is so stupid kick her off
>>205418066get a tumblr. no one cares about your fantasy stories.
>>205418058I miss Luke. Dude made the boring stretches bearable. I'm tuning in less and less.
Is the official site freezing just as much as ppv for anyone else?
>alex jumping around in excitement watching the sparringhe is so kino
>>205418030HOLY CUTE!!!
this nigga can hit
>>205418062>capsseething much
>>205417949simps carried her to the final 3 and then she won immunity and went on to demolish letty in minigame challenges
>>205418095only ppv
>>205418088can lesbians not be kino?
>>205418076It's all of them for me. Director doesn't work at all, the others buff literally every 3 seconds.
>>205418100ugly boy
>>205418022I'm guessing you think vertical bar and fart zone spam is hilarious too?
BURT MOGPOCALYPSE
>burt raped simbal
>>205418066did anyone know i'm introverted? because i am! i'm so so so introverted! just letting you know. idk if anyone asked but i'm introverted btw
>>205418099why is that girl in the back all pink?
>>205417949She certainly had it easier than most, but she also was legitimately hard to mess with. Beyond destroying her stuffed animals Frank was also at a loss with how to mess with her
not a fair fight. Burt knows Krav Mandingo
>>205418104ppv is so behind as well, they're not even doing the karate thing and burt is still in jail
>>205418102I ACTUALLY FEEL BAD FOR YOU LONELY MEN WHO HAVE NO OTHER OPTION BUT TO SEND 5$ TO A WOMEN ONLINE FOR A LITTLE BIT OF FEMALE COMPANIONSHIPSTOP ITSEEK HELP(i am not kidding)
>>205418018definitely the sweetest
Burt went fucking insane
>>205418116they're funny when they stop the retard being able to speak and get the constant undivided attention he requires to be alive yeah.
>>205418125she's retarded
>>205418066Union of opposites. Look it up, a HATE and DEATH nigger like me is perfect for a LOVE and LIFE girl like Smaack.
>>205418031need to start a Smaack Cringe Complication
>>205418129Frank didn’t even try with her because the audience would’ve destroyed his career, she cried over fatty being naked, it wouldn’t have been hard at all to break her
>>205418134it's up to speed on my end, try refreshing
>>205418140Really? What he do? Can’t watch right now
>>205418139Dexterous feet...
>>205418135>SEND 5$ TO A WOMEN ONLINE FOR A LITTLE BIT OF FEMALE COMPANIONSHIPjoke's on you im too broke to be doing that
It was supposed to be a class, and cobra kai themed, and it just became some generic slap boxing tournament.
It amazes me how many people want Symbal out. Reality TV fans are always like this. They vote with their feelings and end up getting rid of the villains so the show becomes boring as shit. Like him or not, Symbal makes the other contestants angry and he generates content just by being there. His presidential campaign was cringe kino. Sam is just as bad for putting his feelings into it and trying to artificially generate hatred for Symbal instead of just letting the house dynamics play out. He doesn't need to be telling the contestants to go after Symbal. They will do it themselves
>>205418125she got jealous after seeing pinx
queen sexo binxo gets to sit back and watch these fools dance around like monkeys for her king alex
>>205417742use this time to feel up the dyke
>>205418147lmao nta but please consider using a tripcode in future
>Burt doing leg exercises in celllmao
Burt's been in the clink for 12 hours and it's turned into the movie Papillon
Sometimes I imagine the former contestants that don't have much going on watching this season and feeling let down, wishing they still had everyone's attention. Maybe rethinking the things they did in the tank, choices they made, all the should-ofs and could-ofs. This overwhelming "why didn't I think of that," or "that could have been me." But instead they've faded away from any meaningful attention. Maybe they'll show up in the site chat with some hot take, an attempt restore some confidence by attacking a current contestant. Or maybe some vague tweets about the show, anything to save some face and get just one more taste of attention. But your time is over. Everyone has moved on but you. Every time you show your face you're being laughed at. You're pathetic. Maybe learn a skill.
>>205418147filtered
>>205418060SHE HAD AN ADORABLE YAWN YAWN
>>205418135simps gonna simp
>>205418172Jimmy and Tayleigh unironically need to heed this advice, daddy Sam isn't gonna save them
this bit would be cool if I could fucking see it
>>205418125she is le quirky and farming paypigs.>>205418161no that makes it worse. you still are all of what i said PLUS YOU ARE POOR.
alex is going to tell every single person he ever meets about how he ran a karate class on a reality show
threadly reminder i want to unironically go in the fishtank and be raped by Burt
>>205417949She didn't speak at all, she was virtually mute and did nothing. She had a very very easy ride. The only time she spoke was to side with the cunts of the house (Damiel, Sylvia)
>>205418189>she is le quirky and farming paypigs.Ah, I see. Based.
>>205418099H-he's fast!
>>205418175Jesus Christ jet bring him to the basement and fucking butcher him
>>205418194you already had your chance Ted
>Cool lesson alex now make them do boxing without headgear and gloves
>>205418194you had your chance ted
>Jimmy enters>hes an unhinged fan who breaks into the Famous House>Police can't get to him because of made up Trump win riots.
>>205418172Being a vancefag means I get a whole 'nother season of vancetent
>>205418134director cam is way behind for me but the den ptz is caught up
>>205417742Why do Paypigs simp for these beat ugly women? If you wanna simp for a chick that wouldn’t even pour water on you if you would be on fire, then why not a model or a 10/10 women?
>>205418220haha very funny anon!
>>205418172what are you doing bro, you just killed off the entire cast of bitchtank
>>205418220you spent real time of your life to write this
>>205418230Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger.
why are they wearing different clothes on director cam
>>205418220>gets raped by Burt while screaming ''NOOO IM NOT A HOMEWRECKER''
>>205418220Jimmy is too stupid to pull it off, so no.
>cobra>lion>tiger>mother of wolves>monkeywhat do all these animal references mean?
>>205418220this is so fucking pathetic
>>205418220GREAT IDEA!
They need to bring in a freeloader while the fish sleep and act like he's been there the whole time, would be kino
>>205418220kill yourself
>>205418223I am Vance's strongest soldier since Day 1 of Season 1. Nobody has been eating as well as we have been brother.Just a constant non-stop supply of quality Vancetent.
jetbros... has friendtank gone on for too long?
>>205418228>asking retards why they're retarded
>>205418220really bad post
What’s the plot twist this season?
>>205418172Get a mentor
>>205418244its animals
>>205418239you are my favourite ritualposter. unironic question and don't feel as though you need to answer, but what mental illness do you have?
>>205418242really, he'd think he has some hilarious joke and ruin the entire premise.
>>205418220Seriously anon i dont have the best life in the world and i definitely have issuesbut you should seek real helpthis is fucking embarassing
>>205418262It's a gay show
>>205418220Jimmy's hands typed this. Reads exactly something he'd say
>>205418220The only thing that would make it better would be if he threw poop everywhere
>>205418220Also give him a real gun.
>>205418262burt is actually damiel wearing a big black guy costume
>>205418220literally a jimmy bit >>205418262the twist is that they keep alex in the dark about the whole thing the entire season
>>205418220What was the point of this post?
does sam hate everyone on this show?
>>205418244It's the sparrow's egg.
>>205418262they are actually planning a pilot for a major network and we will never heard nigger again
>>205418291just you
>>205418257I am not watching anymore, only some Youtube clips.Most of S3 is just a bootleg BB with even less content, straight up boring.Come on Goran do some shit!
>>205417949Vance fucked up an immunity challenge he should have won then lost the slavery challenge to letty by not even participating. Letty got absolutely crushed when they were stacking points at the end.
>>205418257there's like 1k on every other streaming site
>>205418290look how many (you)s he got
>>205418220man the shame you must feel every day.
>>205418220Smartest and funniest Jimmytard fan XD
You know I just love those little monkeys man. I love those little guys like they're my own damn kids.
>>205418291>does sam hate everyoneyes
Did they tell the fishes yet that Kamala won?
did they let burt out already?
>>205418291only jet
>>205418282Granted, Burt is a pedophile nigger. These things are to be expected. He is smart and a Neecheean Ubermensher. Burt understanders tend more towards the Ubermenshin’ side of things. Coach Burt will molest all the girls he can get away with.
>>205418262here it is>>205418220
>>205418230>>205418235>>205418246>>205418254>>205418261>>205418278Why does he make you all seethe so fucking much? This is insane behavior.
>>205418299i'm not on the show
>>205418220>hes an unhinged fan who breaks into the Famous HouseCould work but not with Jimmy and later in the show.>Police can't get to him because of made up Trump win riots.That's dumb. But I am surprised they haven't done anything with the election.
>>205418220This but he is also covered in pig blood and call the cops on him
>>205418277The ironic pee and poop poster in these threads is a view into what Jimmy actually finds funny.
>>205418255Being prescribed vancepills on day 1 has turned my life around
That Burt vs Simbal bloodbath in full:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730203686536959.webmSimbal beginning to grow on me tee bee h
>>205418316no. and it's not gonna work now that they have freeloaders there
>>205418060
>>205418324all i said was "really bad post" that's not an insane thing to say
https://youtu.be/t5KddYndHW8?si=493gXSu-_iyNApyr&t=678
We use to be a proper country, one that would remind its citizens to check the battery in their smoke detectors
Hey guys. Jet here. We've decided to cut the show early and do bitchtank season 2 for the rest of the season. It will be Claire, Smack, Abby, and Jimmy. Honks will double in price and TTS will be 1000. Make sure to like and subscribe and also don't cancel your season pass
>>205418262"Devil sticks and sparrow eggs. A cuckoo hatches out of it."
>THIS IS WHAT YOU RETARDS SIMP FORHAHHADHAHHAHAHAHYOU ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC
>>205418324i dont like women beating pedophiles. cool that you do though man good for you.
>>205418324the same reason they hate looking into the mirror
>>205418321this
>>205418324I'm the first one you replied to, not "seething" over Jimmy. It was just a painfully unfunny post and needed to be called out
>>205418351why is she dressed like that today?
>>205418351i wanna see this freak suffer
>>205418353buy an ad fat faggot
>>205418291He seems to be the nicest to Smaack but he's lulling her into a false sense of security.
>>205418351satanic
>>205418175>>205418211Kill touchy Simbal
>>205418368Calm down smaack simp
>>205418220why is everyone replying to this
>>205418301Vance probably would have won the immunity challenge with josie if letty hadn't put that dumbell on his leg, and then probably would have gone on to beat letty in the cell.
>>2054183074chanx ruined the site in 2013 by turning replies into currency for normalfags
>>205418351burt facial foreshadowing
>>205418351Why does she have clown makeup on now?
>>205417872>Also the fact that she name-dropped the show yesterday in the confessionalShe name dropped it by saying she received emails from admin@fishtank. Jet and Ben were playing shell games trying to keep the cast out of the loop but took weird risks by using the fishtank email address or were totally retarded.
>>205418336jimmy is the type of high school retard to say "its funny cos it annoys you" god I wanna crush his head with an engine.
i sam going to come in to give alex some advice on his shitty self-defense training or is this all the content we're gonna get?
Horseplay status?
>>205418349post more smaack clips
>>205418291I know thats what retards like jimmy and any of the paypigs like to think, but its very clear Sam is a sentimental softie. He might dislike some of the contestants like we all do, but he only hates his audience.
>still 2 or 3 days away from rice countingI'M LOSING MY PATIENCE. Personally I hope they give the win to the fat girl again.
>>205418351beat whore
>>205418220great idea jet...
>>205418358y, wuz it beepin?
>>205418220John Christian Harman did nothing wrong.
>>205417758Thank you for service. You would be so kind as to add the /mu/ REMIX CHALLENGE thread to your boilerplate?>>>/mu/124310302
>>205418351>>205418361what character is this or is it just pink
>>205418351Princess mononoke looking ass
>>205418338basedbasedbasedalso shaved vance looks exactly like my younger brother, its insane, including almost exactly same hairline and babyfacefinal days of S1 were very surreal for me lmao
Binx looks like Manuela Velasco in REC 4.
>>205418359When they left the birthday balloons on the floor I honestly expected them to start charging for colored balloons like the did balls.
>>205418262>the twist is they got (You) to watch big brother
>>205418262Gay queer male dating show
Can someone make an AI kiss of alex and burt so they can bring it on the show and convince everyone else that alex did a gay scene?
>>205418361>>205418351hot
>Bring an Indian into the fishtank>Ban shit flinging
>>205418367attention
My nigga laron
>>205418376i want to see smack suffer too
>>205418381good take but as an oldfag 4chanx is a godsend
>>205418351This is the first thing she's done that I like. I endorse Binx now. it looks sick.
>>205418392whatever happened to pumpkin toilet?
>>205418351Binx stocks plummeting since last night
>>205418385probably for if someone tries to sue then can be like "WE USED THE FISHTANK EMAIL"
>>205418386>wanna crush his head with an engine.lmfao
>>205418385What about when she sang the duck-toy song from S1, then played it off like "oh it's from rugrats" to Alex? The chances of her singing that on fishtnank of all places is incredibly low
>>205418386The type of kid to say "you don't know what a meme is??" in high school. Or the type to do ">2005" but IRL in a conversation, but in current year.
>>205418381i dont really blame 4chanx as such, more screenshots of ebig 4chin posts with 100 replies visible due to the extension going viral brought in a lot of tourists
>>205418390
They need to tell Binx her look today has gone viral on Tiktok. All the girls are doing the "iconic" Binx look. It's becoming an entire subculture in Japan like gyaru. Walk down the street in Shibuya Tokyo and they're all wearing "Binxu" outfits.
>>205418392whoever this is, smashing tits.
>>205418439this is the face you see as your seed reaches her declining womb and you realize you just impregnated a cuban
>>205418398that would make sense yes
whats happening today? just got back
>>205418430jimmy would be part of the stinky loser club that makes shit jokes and harasses women
>>205418351Gusano whore
Is it my internet or PPV and the official website are shitting inside their own anus?
>>205418379Jimmy really touched a nerve. I agree he is a shitty cringelord and is actually unhinged, but come on.
>>205418439why is she red?
Found Binx's OF
Hear me out -Multi-day uninterrupted Smack-Payton-Binx makeout session (they are all wearing clown makeup)
>>205418444lmao this but with smaack and her clown makeup
>>205418404so that's why she's white, she must be 99% spanish
>>205418444this was typed by paypig hands
>>205418456ppv is working fine for me
>>205418421>since last nightWhat did she do?
>>205418439this fucking rules. I am on team Binx now.
sneed has that ghetto defense
>>205418429they were talking about monkeys
reminder that smaack would call you racist for fetishizing her. she only dates fellow blacks.
>>205418456ppv has been fucked for the past day for me
>>205418459she said she was going to be red today. she will blue herself on another day
SNEED W
>>205418456it's been laggy past day
>>205418456ppv been stuttering nonstop since this morning
>>205418403Vance's departure was like the ur-finale for me
>>205418390Rare Smaack gif, do not save
>>205418454He's the type to stand up in the middle of class and say he has a joke, and then says "Women's rights!" and then sits down with a smug look.
Who is this connor nigger?
Ear status?
>>205418475this
>>205418486to what end?
QRD on this morning?
isnt this a perfect opportunity for sam to come in and amp it up? while the lazy fish are still warmed up?or is he just too busy taking the bmw for a spin?
>>205418461Oh? Proof?
>>205418439I'm kind of simping, the goblin thing won me over
>>205418476hell yeah my man! this is freaking COOL!!
>>205418502holy fucking shit
>>205418498I'm in.
>>205418456PPV is bwoke
>>205418385They knew as early as season 2 that they were going to use a casting agency for the next season so nobody knew what fishtank was, that was always the plan, so I have no idea why they used a fishtank email address. That was obviously Jet being retarded. Jet is the same guy who advertised on his Twitter for S1 contestants so no surprise there
>>205418495he's him
>>2054185052 minute rundown in webm form:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730203686536959.webm
>>205418502tiny
>>205418430he's the kind of person talking to 35 year old women in the smoking area of a club that says "you don't watch happy tree friends? you've got to see it its crazy" in the year 2024 and then explain 8 bits from it between tokes
What was Smaacks reaction to Trump winning the election?
>>205418517Gtfo!
>>205418504she thinks its fun? i don't know. she is "expressing her personality" for the camera
>>205418439I like Bin but she's a fucking psycho and not in a good way. I would hit, but I have very low expectations for her as a person.
>>205418502$BINX down, way too trashy in the last 48 hours. Playing too much into simpbait.
Pro wrestler jobbed to zesty nigger
>>205418502>those nipsBinx stocks mooning
>>205418502wow she really is tayleigh 2.0
>>205418510I can't link it. "The system thinks your post is spam."
>>205418392Because everyone expects rice to come with the start of fishtank, I wonder if they won't hold off on it until the finale.
>>205418528Grim.
>>205418518ppv's been struggling for days now. I'm forced to use the official site.
>>205418541i sold. it was fine being coy but jesus christ man tone it the fuck down
>>205418533They don't know the results. Connor has been forbidden to tell
>>205418548just say the username
Holy shit Alex is a freak of nature
man ppv is shitting itself hard
Binx is so awsome i feel so bad she doesnt know its not on HULU LOL
>>205418548Put a (dot) where the periods are.
>>205418547truuuuu
>>205418541They are coming down but they are still holding strong from the surge thanks to pic related
Why's this guy seething about binx?
>>205418566>Holy shit Alex is a freak
>>205418550Payton is so clearly the hottest in the house
is ppv really shit for anyone else today, the main site too
I wish to laugh uncontrollably.But alas, my attempts have proven futile.
so has connor done anything or is he just the most nontent freeloader ever
these prizes make me cringe so muh
>>205418541Shes been dressing scantily since she got there. Its nothing new.
>>205418439this bitch a hobgoblin now
>>205418580>main site tooonly ppv.
Didn't Sneed win a Switch like last week? Why the fuck has he not been playing that shit?
>>205418482I would like to believe binx doesn't know about sammy or fishtank, but considering everything I've seen on the tank along with the circles she belongs to, that's pretty unlikely.
>>205418564>first thing he does when asked about the result is tell the blue haired e-girl that he cant tell but has a feeling she wouldnt like the resultcome on mangthey know
>>205418541>>205418576Someone said in an earlier thread that Binx is probably female ENTP. As an ENTP myself I know that means she's a fucked up whore. I still like her, though.
>>205418580all cams except director cam laggy as shit today (???)
>>205418579not anymore. Dodoria is #1 now
>>205418502she has been wearing safety shorts the whole time and now just suddenly forgot the existence of cameras....very suckable nips though
>simplysafe? simply...safe>safe? protection, what is also used for protection>CONDOMS, CONDOMS ARE FOR PROTECTION>AND WHO WEARS CONDOMS, MEN!!>THIS MUST BE A GAY SHOW
>>205418502Nice
>>205418588as intended
>>205418547she's a tayleigh that wants to be a josie
>>205418548Is there anything good or is it more or less like the stuff she posts to her socials?
>>205418595did production not take it off him? i know they did this with the apple watch prize
>>205418595they didnt get him one with a game so he has nothing to play lol
this scene was really gay and boring but here is who won
>1pm and nothing has happened
>>205418540aww yeeah man! shes such a psycoi!!! i love binx!! binxers up!!!! content queen!!
I wish I could fund Binx's NEET lifestyle as my wife if only I had the following:- money- an above mediocre sized penis- a sense of humor- an above mediocre face and body
>>205418587he needs to THROW POOP
>>205418587>just the most nontent freeloader everhe caused simbal to seethe by just existing which is more than octavius ever did
>>205418580Both have been working fine for me.
>>205418603INTP master race
>>205418534
>>205418622cause its 1pm you mongo. nothing ever happens until the evenings.
>>205418622nothing ever happens
>>205418626yeah i guess there was like an hour of fun but its already over
>>205418624Surely you mean "if SHE had"
>>205418603still better than INTJ female
>>205418630intj is master race (me)
>>205418617yes
>>205418616the consensus is that shes letty pretending to be josie as a strat
>>205418588the way they read them off will make me smile every time. its so much funnier than a cash prize
>>205418603>As an ENTP myself>As an ENTP myself>As an ENTP myself>As an ENTP myself
>>205418631thank you simon
>>205418630INTP/TJ alliance?
>>205418603>>205418630>>205418644MBTI is horoscopes for people who think science is le awesome.
>>205418429RETARDhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PipFTQb7Usk
I want to know where they're grabbing all these horseshit prizes from. Are they just going to the "tech" isle at Wal-Mart and shoveling random shit into their cart?
what causes fat neckbeards to simp for a 32 year old beat twig body hag? skibidi Chan
>>205418661who cares
>>205418641>>205418626>>205418587The best thing he did was having the girls follow him around like horny puppies while alex and jeet setheed in the B3, but im not sure i would count that given he didnt really *do* anything
Binx & Mizzy today
Jet, can we put Binx in a wheelchair and start the 'act disabled' challenge?
>>205418653Both Jet and Sam are ENTP as well.
>>205418661Best horoscopes
>>205418624You're forgetting about something
>>205418663my guess is its an amazon return center/liquidation center. i have one like 5 mins from me and all the prizes are just shit i see there any time i go take a look.
what the idea behind laying the items down with such care? what is burt up to?
>>205418661found the ISFP faggot
>>205418630You guys are the gay cuck version of INTJ master race
>>205418662>RETARDAnon, even if she has a convenient explanation it's still suspect. Actually, the fact that she even bothered to ask alex if he knew where the song was from makes me more suspicious.
>>205418671idk
Jet can you put all the waifus in a room and turn the camera off so the threads can be readable?
i like the way you binx itso skibidigotta smaack it up
>pretending to be an obnoxious binx simp to make people hate her more
>>205418671Head trauma and sneed oil addiction
>>205418691he laid them out so he can work out the connection between them
>>205418676no, youre watching coddle house with an actual schizophrenic, multiple dykes, and an sjw
>>205418701TIGHT
>>205418702dsnt matter ill still give her ll my money through jett
>>205418701this is a good post
Yo Jet or Ben quick question, is Crush the only freeloader that is coming on the sgow or are there going to be others?
>>205418691MANDUDEMRHIM
>>205418700Can they be made to wear fat suits and dressed up like men?
SMAACK LORDS!!! CONFESSION NOW!!!
>>205418677That's really cool and interesting anon. Too bad myers-briggs is a meme and only midwits take it seriously.
>>205418693INTJs (and all introverts) get mogged by ENTJs.
>>205418716Jet or Ben here: Yes
>>205418723Spoken like a true INTJ
>>205418716watch the show and stop asking questions. - Jet
People are saying binx stocks were falling, why?
I can see the vision Luke. You were right.>>205418671>twig body hagmelanin enriched chubby chaser detected
>still no full screen option on the main site
>>205418738misshapen nipples
>>205418734STOP IT
>>205418610burglars are mostly men
>hops into your thread so skibidi>frogs it the fuck upyour response?
>>2054186917 DUDES5 feMALESAll the puppets were MALEDUDE wipesMANscapedHIMSMISTER Beastin a MANsion
>>205418738pick me
>>205418736Alright alright sheesh you're grumpy today lol sleep deprivation sucks.
>>205418742No popout either. It's too much of a hassle.
i hope "computer" calls her a loser
>>205418736Is the show before or after the yapping?
>>205418747
>>205418696That's so dumb, she brought it up because of monkeys *since the Devo version from the Rugrats movie changes verses to be about monkeys*, holy shit dude
>>205418677>jet>extrovertabsolutely not.
>see you later, aligatorsDoes she know...?
>>205418742>still using the main site
last time i took when i was 16 I got INTJ
>>205418742Click the volume slider and then press F.
>>205418747i hop to it
>>205418747LOVE AND LIFEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>205418738Inner whore colors are showing.
>>205418736>when do I get paid
>>205418764ppv is unwatchable
>cell challenge with every version of Mizzy's song playing on repeat 24/7Would be kino
personality tests are made for those that lack any personality in the first place
>>205418690That would explain the green tape with ID codes on the boxes.
>>205418589Flashing tits and twerking ass is new in last 48 hours retard. Why respond if you don't know what you're talking about.
>>205418742Click volume, press F
Why is Simbaal eye fucking Payton rn? Don't he know she's literally a literal 19yr old child.
>>205418747>>205418772>exactly 1 minute apart>file.pngTake it easy, man.
>>205418630reporting for duty
I think they should bring jimmy on the show.
frog
>>205418765imageboards are intj magnets
>>205418741BOIL THIS FROG.
>>205418722i love smaack
>Smack did not get a single "computer" tts complimenting her clown makeup despite asking like four timesjet you fucking nigger>>205418738its a single seething mizzyposter, because Binx stocks are in fact mooning
JET! get binx an ankle brace! she is playing at a disadvantage. quit playing favorites and fix the show
>>205418751>>205418774How?
>>205418765It’s recommended that you get tested every 6 mos. to confirm if you’re still based or not
>>205418738she's regressing back to her reggaeton whore days. hearing La Bambo Dominican triggered it.
>>205418782it literally isnt.
>>205418792i think you should kill yourself
GET BINX A WHEELCHAIR. SHE HAS ASKED FOR IT JOKINGLY 4 TIMES ALREADY.
>>205418770This works, thanks!
>>205418764This reminded me of Lynch (Gordon Cole) wrinkling up his face in the scene with Albert and the loud earpiece in Season 3 of Twin Peaks.https://youtu.be/UHQUa7clhJM?si=_9doNrjusVgu-xL6&t=38
>>205418599>first thing he does when asked about the result is tell the blue haired e-girl that he cant tell but has a feeling she wouldnt like the resultDidn't know that. What a donkey he is. >technically I didn't use the word "Trump" looool right?
man i hope we get episodes for this season
>>205418738she's a retarded ugly annoying whore
BINX NEEDS MEDICAL!BINX NEEDS MEDICAL!
>>205418796he looks handsome there. could be a movie star
>>205418801Don't respond to feminist posters. Every woman who appeals to men in any way is a "pick me" who fills their fat hearts with unholy rage.
>>205418819The wiggers should beat him with hammers for being a smartass and ruining the surprise.
sfxs need to fucking go
>>205418779this bitch grew up as an orphan so it was a survival instinct to adapt the most early morning pbs gulla gulla island personality to look the best out of the bunch
did burt get a presidental pardon
>>205418782That was my point. She's been dressing scantily ever since she got there. Not surprised that she's progressed to flashing her tits.
>>205418803>>205418744>>205418751>>205418774Proof?
>>205418764something has gone wrong>something has gone wrongsomething has gone wrong>something has gone wrongsomething has gone wrong>something has gone wrongyeeeeeeeah fuck that
>>205418798>its a single seething mizzyposter, because Binx stocks are in fact mooningI like mizzy and I haven't posted anything negative about binx. I think she's gonna be in the top 3
>me sitting in confessional, waiting for some new Smaack to drop
you>>205418834What ever happened to beans?
>>205418820the cameras are really recording when they come up so i think we will.
>>205418738her fanbase went to bed
>>205418821this
Have they revealed the election results to the Fish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUi_lycPdsA
>>205418599>tells the edgiest one that she will be offended
>>205418841also a camel toe shot somewhere from b1
>>205418814This, and then get nurse rachet to "accidentallly" send her down a flight of stairs.
loud abrasive sounds no one is reacting to anymore these guys are deranged and truly twisted
>>205418851he fucking killed himself because he got bullied so hard after the tank
>>205418855watch the stream. don't ask questions.
>>205418853Goodnight sirs
why the fuck is burt out of his cell
>smaack simps seething about binx all of a sudden????Smaack hasn't done anything other than bitch about stuff?
>ppv>burt in cell, orange jumpsuit on>main site>burt eating in kitchenwtf?
>>205418738lusting after the BIC (Big Irish Cock)
>>205418855Refer to >>205418599
how do you make a quick webm/clip without playing $60 what program do you guys use!
>>205418855get out of my fucking ear dude
>>205418874non of yo business
>>205418878not every opinion is part of some waifu war, faggot
>>205418819yeahpeople have been posting about how hillarious it would be if they told the fish trump won, or if they gaslight them by saying kamala didbut turns out normies irl once given something to actually focus on (fishtank in this case) just dont give a shit about politics as much as terminially online schizoids doeven smack, who is probably the most politics conscious of the group does not seem to really care that Trump won
>>205418880Director cam is fucked in ppv right now
stop talking about women
>>205418890ShareX to record portion of the screen I wantWebM for retards to convertTakes like 1-2 minutes to make a decent webm that way.
>>205418890literally just use a VM with Ubuntu and use free command line tools for webm
I just remembered they all still think Bam is dead and they haven't even had a moment of silence for him.
>>205418814jet will only do something if smaack gets hurt
>>205418867hey i got a question for you pal. why are you being so mean to me?
Who wrote the "Famos" House sign?
>>205418890watch the stream and use Shadowplay/ReLive
>>205418858she is chud-adjacent but its reasonable to assume that she'd be a generic progressive at a glance
>>205418878It’s falseflagging
>>205418599What a fucking ass. How hard is it to say nothing
Does anyone have a webm with audio of when Burt showed up in the confessional last night with crumbs all over his face? He said something about Pepsi, pretzels and popcorn that made Sam laugh so hard
>>205418890fastest wayhttps://github.com/michaelmob/WebMCam
>>205417750>>205417750>>205417750
based connor pissing off alexis for no reason
>>205418359Finally. Bring it on.
>>205418906The only 1 that can even pronounce his name is binx
>>205418918Guillem Bovadier
>>205418898i dont get why people think smaack would care. she recites the river to the sea line like its been a part of her for her whole life. she 100% is the kind of person who would single issue vote over that.
>>205418921this will capture your entire screen bro
>>205418878We've decided to keep to our own, Binxnigger, but if you want to get into it I'am willing to indulge
>>205418922It could be salvageable. All they'd have to do is say that the votes are still trickling in but when connor was in the tank it was up for grabs
>>205418939Go ahead and cry if you want
>Smaack and Binx have been singing Madness' 'Our House' a million times since they started hanging outI like that song but this is getting slightly grating
>>205418938You Tube niggaNot like you can rewind the website either
will Payton shave her head if she wants to stay on Famous House?
>>205418924>Binxnigger insults smaack>"Smaackhead" comes in to attack other SmaackheadsI warned you to stop this shit, Chameleon. If you want a full blown waifuwar, you'll get it.
proof connor is a registered sex offenderhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731003337663494.webm
>>205418770>>205418786holy fucking based i thought i needed to use firefox all this time to get the popout
>>205418974no because she knows shes leaving soon and the very best, she must know shes not going to win so there would be no point. she'll leave at the first sign of adversity, especially if she can't hide behind the fat one.
>>205418969Ni Gga youtube isn'tlive 24/7
I missed the Cobra Kai challenge, anything happen?
>>205418976>Binxnigger insults smaacknever happened
>>205419013watch the stream. don't ask questions.
Binx n her simps fucking suck, we need dude tank
>>205419086I was with you but the pink face is doing it for me. I still don't think shes hot but it is cool.
Binx is injured and will now spend all her time on the couch. we have a new ian.
>>205418976>If you want a full blown waifuwayour mutt will be gone soon because jet is a bitch and wants to "spare" her
>>205418982based abiposter
Fuck Burt just said a first and last name that was almost identical to mine and my heart dropped. Thought he did that one meme
>>205418461hint
