Mizfits Edition/ftl/ News• Connor is the newest freeloader - a gay pro wrestler• Computer has activated SFX• Alex chimped out on Simbal• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect• Do the SSI• Alexis is the Fishtank President• Chores have been distributed• Burt kissed Alex on the cheek 3 times>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205452329
>>205454749>only 329 threads so far>not even 400Season 3 is an absolute garbage fire of a failure, like everything nazi pedophile Sam Hyde does.
>>205454749Life is Seinfeld
new benkino just droppedhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731086471675647.webm
FUN and GAMES
Total Smaack Death
shave binxshave binxshave binxshave binxshave binxshave binx
did alex take at least one shower since the season started?
;)
Doomer Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfG0waUvUGAother versions:https://pastebin.com/sHJAj6Wt>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
What if they put a poop in Mizzys food stash hehehe
>>205454777she needs to get humbled fast. She's way too much right now.
KING JOBE
sexo with binxo
Todays theme:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730842393251467.webm
>>205454777She wears wigs half the time what does it matter
>>205454774CRINGE and CRY
What happened to jeet? What ticket?
nobody watch this shit
I charged back all my tayleigh donos and will send them to binx when she's out!
>>205454773
>>205454749that's hot.
>>205454773ben is - in fact - a princess.
>>205454773this guy is a treasure man
>>205454802obviously destroy those too retard
Sam likes Binx, Jet likes Smaack, I know who I'm picking.
time to ask the jeet what caste he is in front of everyone
>>205454802should take and her wigs and makeup
how can memory just “leak”? sounds very suspicious desu.
>>205454774>FTM Tranny>MTF TrannyLuke knew, will be a fun reveal https://youtu.be/nXZMCxBYonQ?si=LgQhFswZ7lfN0ojg
Simbal just said freeloader, did production use that term now officially?
>>205454786now this is what im talkin about
Bliccy leaked her own number
>yesterday i had a very strong hold on the gameLiterally everyone hates him
>>205454795What years of whipits does to a mf
>>205454773gay
nigger
>>205454823for some reason I feel like sam really doesn't like binx actually
>>205454816Jesus christ what a slampiggy oink oink those hooves and ass and thighs
Binx better fucking do her makeup NORMAL and not STUPID today otherwise we are breaking up.
>>205454839yeah
>>205454823Sam likes Smaack too
PeePoopPuke THE THREE P’s START TONIGHT
>>205454773Goddammit the audio activated my Siri and my phone started playing that gay ass shit
they need to lean on this hag nigga binx. sick of her nontent wink wink i know fishtank im so above it all attitude while doing absolutely nothing.
>>205454823Claire likes Mizzy, I know who I'm picking
>>205454846get a tumblr.
>>205454854he's just so fucking real
>>205454855Not personally no, but he likes people who are good for the show and make him money.
JOBE STATUS!?
>>205454854hes literally me
>>205454845Too poop for me desu
>>205454839yeah production said freeloader at some point
>>205454786the jeet would smell his way over and dig in
>>205454823Sam doesn't like binx but he is letting her prove herself. I think he likes smack because jet likes smack. Either way she is being treated with babby gloves
>>205454846crazy that bliccy has the same phone number as my cia handler
>>205454839During the War game the term freeloader was used to address Jobe and Connor
>>205454855sam asked her what she was willing to do to win for a reason, he wont forget that she said as long as they dont kill her or her family she doesnt care
>>205454835Don’t forget about Paytroon!Burt is right it’s a Gay Dating show
>>205454887damn she got fat. look at her cheeks
>>205454777binx is the least funny to shave, she would just play along and act like she dosn't care. all other girls would be 100x funnier, with mizzy being the funniest.
>>205454749thats my girl
Smaackheads, I've been gone to long. Its time we reclaim this general
>>205454773one of the funniest comedians in the US
>it’s a fishtank site doesn’t work episode
>>205454895>I think he likes smack because jet likes smack.if you think Sam respects Jets opinions you haven't been paying attention.
>>205454887Unsure why she puffs the area between her chin and lips out in images
>the chopping board
>>205454882on the menu
What is mizzy, like 4'9?
>>205454882Everybody loves Jobe!
for a jeet being on the show this season there really has been a lack of poo related content
>>205454916Someone post the pic of her laying on the bed next to Alex with a big visible cock bulge showing
binx is the least funny to rape, she would just play along and act like she dosn't care. all other girls would be 100x funnier, with mizzy being the funniest.
Honestly simbal is a great antagonist, he’s so hateable but is also going along with everything and is up for it. He’s been perfect for the butt end of some of the best bits
>>205454887dead eyes
so the site today is extra shitty
I literally can't even watch the stream on website anymore wtf
>>205454882zynn'd out in a sedentary position
>>205454881his hatred for women like her might overtake it
>>205454916Chin / jaw not even close>>205454936This one? That is no cock buldge tou virgin
>>205454937Troof
>>205454916OH NO NO NO NO NODELETE
Simbal "I really do believe Indians are superior" Karnal
>>205454937Binx seems like she'd be into it.
>>205454823Sam doesn’t like any of them except for Alex and even that seems to be waning
>>205454932wide? yes.
>Smaack is a retard with a fake childish personality and attracts the most cringe simps on the planet Where have I seen this before?
>>205454791>>205454933Man Gorans cousin is ugly, must be the Bosnian genetics
>>205454916binxcels ... our response?
>>205454914Retard take, her entire appeal is simpbait. Take away her hair and people have to see what she actually looks like and she loses significant support.
>>205454937Yep, Binx is a shapeshifter, The Thing even. She gives you whatever reaction you want to get.
I would not take medical advice from Alexis
>>205454872When they were doing the meta confessionals the other night I was expecting them to dig at her more. Something like a "so you're an internet person. What are some of your favorite memes? Who are some of your favorite creators?" line of questioning
Binx's myspace had photos from 2006-8 she's just beat not trans
Unlaggy YouTube streamhttps://www.youtube.com/live/b60h61lZQz4?si=dGaX1m3C91URkbAQ
>>2054548872 cute kitty cats
post smaack playing with ballons
>i only hired black and gay people in the company I worked for>the boss complained about it to me to stop hiring only gay and black people>I kept doing it anyway>the company went bankrupt>but that's a good thing because the boss complained about it>I'm a good person
>>205454926it's driving me completely insane
>>205454928She doesn’t, that's just how her face is
PPV still laggy as fuck and forced to use official site... I hope youtube stream starts soon
>>205454969He is "Cool Jet" and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>205454916I'd fuck Kenny Hotz and I'd fuck Binx
>>205454967lmao100% true
>>205454895They need to handle Smaack carefully for a bit. She's the frog who needs to be boiled the slowest, but she has the potential to be a huge lolcow.
>>205454969but his soul is beautiful
>>205454941omg yas so hateable! whenever he looks at my online gf i get soooooooo mad.
>>205454933>Seinfeld>Everybody loves JobeIT'S THE SITCOM SEASON
>>205454957binx's chin is worse, she's got a wicked witch of the west chin
>>205454969lol are they really cousins? last night i called him gorans cro-magnon cousin as a joke. i cant believe im actually right
The youtube stream is live if anyone is still having problems watching.
>>205454957Nah the one were she is laying on the bed and you can see a straight up Penis bulge.
>>205454850>there are two groups now>I'm floating in between them>That's great because I can play both of themITS BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES YOU YOU JEET FUCK!Holy shit these dudes really legit have a high opinion of themselves. I thought indian caste arrogance was a meme but holy shit stereotypes exist for a reason.
>>205454993
>>205454937truuuu but summer is all time funniest to rape
>>205454994Thats my qt wife. She so adorkable!
>>2054549325'1
>>205455004>potential to be a huge lolcowno she doesn't.
>>205454994she actually said that?
>>205454957bitch got an alligator snout
>>205454974i don't care what female rape victims have to say about this. mizzys ego has been pushed to high heavens, she would objectively be the funniest.
>>205454994She is a good person, just a very stupid one.
>>205454994>burt noo dont let them ask you why you want to be a pedophile murderer, its their fault!
>>205454994she will break down once she realizes Trump won and both seats of Congress are red
The French yet again show why they are le superior.
>>205454994she will get whats coming to her
Sam and Jet told me that binx is actually a Jewish tranny
>>205455024Yes she does. She's already overreacted to every little thing. Imagine what she does when TTS starts dropping the n-word openly.
>>205455011>your sons having strong defined chins is a bad thing
>>205455025Yeah, in the kitchen during the first days.
>>205455014WE'RE FUCKING BACK
JOBEHEADSWE HAVE USURPED IAN'S THRONELONG LIVE THE KING
>>205455029She would just quit.
>>205455041its why i'm moving there
bring her in. she will talk about being trans because she was raped by a ni-, i mean, another guy
>>205455003post true and honest smaacks
>>205454967>Binx is a decreipt pickme whore that changes her entire personality on a whim and constantly looks for attentionWhere have I seen this before. (I don't have any pictures of Tayleigh, so you'll have to use your imagination.)
>>205455048>>205455024she needs to be slow boiled, she has huge potential, dare I say, Tayleigh levels of lolcow
>>205455052Not strong defined chins just ugly ones
I know paypay is nontent but she has potential I really wish Sam would take her under his wing and get her to open up into a winner
>>205455065that would be good and funny.
>>205455059a face built for abuse
>>205455004No she doesnt, and she works with kids. She really doesnt deserve this audience trying to get her fired because of her politics, but she shouldnt be in the house any more
>>205455008GMS
>>205455041all according to keikaku...
how will the contestants react when TTS can eventually tell the rest of them that binx knew whats been going on the whole time
>>205455025Yep
Alex hates Simbal again?
>>205455014Thank god
>>205454941i unironically love simbal
>>205454994kek based smaack
>>205455059Bill Hicks and Donald Trump combined.
>>205455006the kino king
>>205455090>She really doesnt deserve this audience trying to get her firedthat is exactly what she deserves.
>>205455070She is the only freeloader from the past that would be a acceptable to bring back
>>205455048When has she "over reacted"? She's plugged her ears, or went into other rooms. Head canon
>>205455090I like her a lot, but she deserves to be fucked with because of her retarded ass politics. I don't even care about politics that much but hers are so fucking stupid and have potential for comedy. That's all that matters.
here goes alex with his "weve been through so much" and "im so tough" routine again. im starting to get tired of him. I hope they make him box so he can get humbled.
>>205455059What a strange skull shape
>>205455096I hope they tie her down and well…..
>>205455090dont you have some nitrous to inhale?
>>205455054alright. I hope Burt saves her for last
>>205455096she really didn't plan for that lmao
>>205455070I just want to see Bliccy because she is beautiful smart funny and most importantly THIN!
>We've been through SO much shitWhy do they keep saying this they just play mario party minigames and cry
How is Jobe doing today? Is Connor still trying to press him?
>>205455006haha he look like al bundy
>i have a slow metabolism so i gain weight when i eatbitch just stop eating at 1 AM
>We've been through eleven days of Hell
>>205454993:)>>205454994Feel free to seethe about it, and if you'd like to take a step further, die about it.
remember in season 2 how some "marquee" TTS got through, exactly when sam was on camera? how is that possible? who played a prank on samuel? did josie let them through?
Is Jobe really a wigger? He seems like such a bitch.
>>205454864She walking in the kitchen bedraggled and with bags inder her eyes was legit hotter than her insta pics.
>>205455127The only funny female I’ve ever seen desu
>>205455113Even more reason to keep her around. Sounds like she can handle it, Jet.
>>205455111nah man, come on, she can be a lolcow and funny for kicks but you shouldn't be fucking with people's employment that's just nig tier behavior....
>>205455098Alex changes his mind about everyone 3 times a day
>>205455148that's extremely sad
>>205455139Peter would be proud
>>205455090She would try and get you fired for your politics if she disagreed with them.
>>205455144Do you think wiggers are tough guys?
>>205455138her eating from like 1:30 to 4am last night was insane how can she not understand
>>205455003
>>205455165I agree I wish there were more funny girls
>>205455119>>205455139>>205455128You don't know what it's like to be in the trenches of the great candy war of week one
>>205455128because they are self absorbed faggots. theres a reason a blue haired egirl is the most popular girl, because most of them suck ass as people
>>205455143They could have been one of those once in a lifetime love stories but she broke his heart. Sams life trajectory is a direct result of Marky breaking up with him.
>>205455146i bet you love her either way.
I think Alex, Luke, and Binx are the only few who would do bloodgames
>>205455117she should be fucked with on the show, but outside the show contacting her family and employer and shit is just weird man. People are unhinged and it's cringe. It's a Sam Hyde poop show.
you just know that wide pussy grips like a motherfucker
>>205455156He kinda looks like ian weirdly enough
Based. Who else is smoking menthol Juul (5%)
>>205455182tsmt...
>>205455059Is this edited? I haven’t really looked at his face before so didn’t notice how bizarre it is. Especially his forehead.
>>205455143Sam was too good for her desu I'm glad he ghosted her later
>>205455146Pics
>>205455074dilate and an hero you tranny faggot
>>205455154>refuses to employ white men>bankrupts companies because they want to hire white men>"n-no please don't fire her, you just don't mess with peoples employment!"
Why is your guys favorite production member (Ben) a Jew?
>>205455193they're the only ones I'd actually wanna see
mizzy fat
>>205455199why are you on the wall?
>>205455195even though she's 30, she is probably extremely fertile as evidenced by her lipid stores
(You) me when Alex starts talking about Luke banging pans again
>>205455195her pussy is so fat it probably leaves a greasy residue on your dick like fucking a wagyu steak
>>205455127very low standards.
chances some of the fish leave and fuck up their plans?
>>205455144No, he’s not a “wigger”. He just made a few meme rap songs like 6 years ago when it was popular to do. Retards just think everyone that has met Jet Neptune even once is part of the wigger crew. Which actually I don’t think they’ve ever met in person before now because Jobe mentioned he was “coming to meet his friend he met in Minecraft”.
>>205455201Nah he just looks like that
Current cast themesAlexhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvoAlexishttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dys8KUnwGGgBinxhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2MdFwE0BCoMLaRonhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_kBurthttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gvT7Mtx4zckMizzyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RWak0i_iqnMPaytonhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=851BqHMCaeMSmaackhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4Simbalhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MIFTtElLj0oConnorhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mLjRouIKYsUJobehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LjDHuOQ_GGQ
>>205455194Yeah, I agree. I've never done anything like that and I think it's too far, but c'mon you guys can do something fun with Smaack without just kicking her off. You don't need to ruin her life. She deserves to be brought down a peg, might even do he some good.
have a very mizzy friday /ftl/
>>205455182
>>205455219her metabolism is absolutely wrecked, I doubt her fertility is thriving
>>205455203
>>205455225jesus christ
>>205455195>>205455219Can you imagine having to deal with a pregnant Mizzy? I'd kill myself, she'd never shut the fuck up or stop crying
>>205455070Bliccy and Duanye would be perfect for this cast/setting.
jeet has such an off-putting face
>>205455225Kek
>>205455004>lolcow:O
>>205455234He's literally his cousin
>>205455219her hormones are destroyed, she said that before coming on the show she was on birth control for 4 years
>>205455244people on 4chan act like 30 is 50 lmao
>>205455199killyourself
these bitches spend at least an hour a day on makeup. What a waste of fucking time. Give a minimal make up hag any day over this shit.
when does sam tell mizzy that he owns the rights to her music and Life is Mizzy? he needs to make her change her IG handle because he is taking it
>>205455211I mean it's a tooth for tooth thing, if you agree with that then sure. But ruining someone's life just because you don't like their politics is kinda cringe.
>>205455209Somebody mad?
>discord>i play minecrafthahahahaahhahahaahahaha
>>205455213I dunno he was probably born like that or just fell in love with money
----JOBETARDS UPDATE----Jobe just confirmed he's currently playing through Death Stranding, on his 2nd run
>>205454855I don't think he really hates her, but he's not impressed by e-girl aspirations and simp bait besides making money for him
>>205455249true but imagine cumming inside her no condom, prob feels amazing
>>205455249mizzy is just prepregnancy alexis
daily burt been posted today?
alexis wants to talk leaving
Alexisbros...
I sincerely wish that the fat girl would stop wearing those grotesque childrens shorts.
>>205455280how mad is jeet right now seeing this loser steal his spotlight?
Site is fucked. Director mode doesn't workIt's fucking over
>>205455281AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>205455269yeah the shut in autists basically gave up on makeup at this point in previous seasons. she people think they are actually on TV not on a low bitrate crypto mining site
They should get a hypnotist to hypnotize Burt into going on a rape rampage
>>205455308she packed most of her shit last night
>>205455283based as fuck
>Alexis is leaving>Smacck is leaving>Payton is leaving>Sweet is leavinghow will this season recover?
it's giving beat whore
>>205455308>>205455311
>>205455276>t. a brown
>>205455269steal their fuckin make up challenge
>>205455156
>>205455266Ummm yeahhhh noooo :P
>>205455281Does she only own 1 pair? God that house must stink
>>205455260He’s literally not you tard. Stop repeating every gaslight you read in these threads lol.
>>205455265when i was 14 i remember thinking that 23 year olds seemed very old.
>>205455331theyre not leaving doe, theyre just yapping like the bitches they are
>>205454855He ignored her the entire time she was in the room yesterday. Hell she even rushed to get a seat on the bed next to him.
>>205455238mizzys theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQeVx7cU-cI
>>20545533155 homeless drug addicts will take their place
What vape is everyone here using? Trying to switch from cigarettes. What can you recommend?
payton is trans btw
Is the site laggy as fuck this morning?
>>205455331By completing the transformation to a queer male gay dating show
>>205455199get a vaporesso xros, dogg
>>205455316we didn't have a good run but at least well its over.
>>205454936you are super gay nigga
>>205455331>An exodus of nontent Excellent
Where the FUCJ do i find goth ewhore gfSerious question, i am not socially inept or bad looking (had gfs before) but just dont know where to look
>>205455283What’s the replay value in this game i haven’t played it
>>205455331Sneed has been teasing leaving since day 2. I'm 90% sure they're just doing it for attention.
>>205455195shame mizzy has so few pics online.
>>205455269Women usually do makeup because they think it's fun.
what is sneed doing with the pot of ice water
>>205455276What's up ReactSimply?
>>205455329>>205455337I can vaguely understand Smack and Sneed's positions, if barely, but why is Alexis thinking about leaving?
>>205455354lmao Sam hates simp bait but it makes him money. He's a pretty good judge of character, I think he likes genuine people, any fakeness he senses he will poke and prod.
>>205455308I hope she does. The Penthouse crew might fall apart without her and we need that.
wait so burt is a pedo or what
>>205455359kayfunworth it
>>205455283second playthrough was way different for me because all the player made paths were there making it way easier. that first play through was so kino
Jet vs Jobe intelligence test challenge
ELIMINATION TONITE @10PM
>>205455359This one
>>205455362everybody knows this. hes even talked about it.
>>205455356need hi-c to hop on this shit
>>205455348Retard, Jet confirmed it in chat.
>>205455391mind you granted
>>205455238>SimbalThe canon choice is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
>>205455375think about what she does and then think about where to find that (hint: 10 viewer streamer)
>>205454904>sam asked her what she was willing to do to win for a reason, he wont forget that she said as long as they dont kill her or her family she doesnt careHoly Tayleigh.
>>205455356Kek
>>205455376Never got too far so can't say. There is a Director's Cut that rebalances and adds some shit so maybe he's going through that
>>205455386She's starting to feel bad for abandoning her 3 year old son
>>205455331Oh no...anyway.
>>205455389Alexis needs to go fast so Payton will drop and Sneed too. Then we can have the real contestants.
>>205455386She had a breakdown last night when it finally hit her what a deadbeat mom she is. She should probably kill herself desu; the kid would be better off in foster care.
where the G at
>>205455376just doing different ways to get past the environmental hazards. my first playthrough i focused on ziplines a lot but second 1 i used the motorbike for almost everything
>>205455365Interesting. How does it compare to juul. Every other vape doesn’t hit the same way for me
is the website down for anyone else?
>>205455412>>205455375Goth is the imperative word there, not egirlI meant IRL
ppv.land faggot fix your m3u8 playlist and your website, thanks
>>205455400whats that called?
>Jobe brought this shirt Kek, love this nigga
>>205455383what the fuck hes washing his face in a pot
>>205455356kino
>>205455423That's wild. Takes 13 days for it to sink in?
>>205455415>Holy Tayleigh.except tayleigh freaked out when someone was going through her bag despite having seen S1.
>>205455388she's a letty-josie wannabe pickme superfan, of course he doesn't like her, he hates his fans, unless their age starts with 1
>>205455339You're brown? Im sorry. Hope you get better sokn.
>>205455359Take Luke's advice, don't use a crutch, don't replace one vice for another, just quit. Read Allen Carr's book on how to quit smoking instead of sucking on a goy paci
An underrated aspect of the cast is they are so narcissistic that every fight or fued lasts 2 hours max because that's the limit on how long they can milk it for sympathy or attention. After that they just completely forget
>>205455090she is the reason why kids grow up hating themselves and why they vote for kamala
>>205455443looks like its called vaporesso eco
----- JOBETARDS UPDATE -----Jobe just told Signal that he was a pretty big flat-eather but is not anymore.
>>205455427she would never kill herself. she'll get out, go straight to instagram where people will say things like "you are the most amazing mum hun #girlboss" and she'll go back to her delusional life.
Why does Payton spell her name with an A?
>>205455443Vaporesso XROS pod vape. You replace the pods and refill them with eliquid. I get like 10000 puffs per pod. It holds 2ml so I refill it daily. Juice is like $30 for 30ml here in leafland
>sneed dunking his face in a pot in the kitchendo black people really?
Cooling off on Binx. That display she showed last night was disgusting (as Ben would say). I want her to get the Frank Hassle Tayleigh treatment.
>>205455474he now knows the earth is hollow
>>205455391Yes and Sam is going to probably get him to outright admit it before this is said and done.
This fucking website doesn't work anymore, when it does it's at 1 fps, and you can't even close out the camera window
Disgusting
Are Jobe fans called Jobeheads or Jobetards? Jobefags?
>>205455270damn them hips
>>205455436hits better, tastes better, way more flavors to choose from, significantly cheaper in the long run. i swapped a couple months ago and i couldn't be happier
>>205455479it's gay not gey
>>205455477Unfortunately you're right
>>205455483How do you think they get such mad flavor in their soul food?
main site keeps going black screen when i try to change cameras. jet fix this shit but in a way that doesn't break ppv
>>205455485this but with Payton
Is Jobe /ourguy/?
>>205455479because fags pay her a ton to suck her dick
>>205455485>want her to get the Frank Hassle Tayleigh treatment.I need a cathartic release, I need Tayleigh humiliation 2.0
>>205455113Her seething is an over reaction, what you just listed is her over reacting
>>205455497i like jobeheads cause he's got a funny head
>>205455412Kek, this.
>sneed is currently the highest paid cast member with $1100 after two weeks
>>205455510no
>>205455399Says who?
>>205455391No, even when he was making up song parodies about "Stacy's son" and shit like that they were all about people who were 18+
>>205455359Summon your willpower from whatever dark depth it resides in, and just stop smoking. Drink coffee for a bit or something.
imagine him bald
>>205455461>soknHoly pajeet
>>205455519Yeah me too, sounds like "jughead"
binx's hair is so fucking greasy
>>205455497Jobebros
>>205455535this guy butt ugly jesus christ
>>205455485The entire cast sucks there is no one to actually like as a contestant. I just want to see them get fucked with now
>>205455485What did she do?
>>205455331>Alexis is leavingunacceptable
Ian is Neptunian and Jobe is Goranian
>>205455427Did she not understand what "6 weeks" meant? I seriously can't comprehend.
>>205455375outside your house is a good start
>>205455455The Tayleigh at the begining of S2 was not the Tayleight at the end of S2
>>205455544thats hot
>>205455497I'll accept both names, but I feel like Jobe would be Jobetards funnier
>>205455497Jobers
>>205455461>Hope you get better sokn.lmao
Jet spent the website fund on new shoes, but in his defense, he's gotta go fast.
>>205455485I don't think anything Hassle did to Tay last season will bother her that much. Stuff like s1's 3-day cell or the "experiments" at the end of Bitchtank might.
Bruh all this waiting is fucking painful.
binx sex
>>205455497jobbers of course
>>205455391Mind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger.
>>205455516Her 'seething' is your head canon.
>>205455553I like Alex, even if his chihuahua shtick gets old at times
>>205455535thats hot
How do they bring back Claire with the clone gimmick? She's not similar enough to Mizzy for the contestants or the 60-70% of the audience that skipped Bitchtank to make the connection. Maybe she could play a reality TV consultant brought on as a last-ditch hire to save the show from plummeting ratings by making it even more like Big Brother, although I'd much prefer her as a freeloader to a faux member of production.
>>205455554The smallest possible tease of "i'm going to hit you with a sexual harassment suit" on Connor after he brushed past her and hit her butt. It wasn't even serious but suddenly the whole house flipped out on Connor.
>>205455535Do it Sam.
>>205455497for me, its Jober
>>205455521That he will get $0 of when he leaves after hearing TTS say the nigger word.
Right that's it, I'm bored, torture them
>drone roof inspectionsSorry to break it to you man but literally no one pays for that shit. Real estate videography is the best way to make money with a drone
>>205455563She claimed she was on this show for the money that'll go towards her son's future, so if she leaves she's admitting that she abandoned her developing and dependent son for two weeks for no reason
>>205455589she would be attractive if she had an ass and tits like pic related
>>205455556is that toilet paper?
>>205455582what were the experiments in bitchtank?
what!?
>jet thought the poop posters weren't being ironic
>>205455362>elected in 2020No way that's our Pay Pay. That would have her 15 years old.
Whens G arriving?
>>205455621its the label idiot.
>>205455461Saar....
>alex dunking his face in sneed's dirty pot water
>>205455582Holy shit take, batman
>>205455594It's factually not, she's just as whiny as the rest of the faghag clique, if not worse, she's weak
>>205455626>I could be driving a truck around Europe at home right now
---- JOBETARDS UPDATE -----Jobe and Signal are having a legit conversation about drones. Signal actually knows some drone shit surprisingly.For the updates, should I keep Jobetards? Am open to suggestions
>>205455485For me it was the twerking like some common street harlot. Should've seen it coming by the way she dresses. Also those tattoos are disgusting.
alexis wanna leave the house !asked to talk with production on what her next move should be
>>205455554Just was an all around sarcastic bitch to everyone because she was sober and pretty much everybody around her was drunk. And drunk people are super annoying. That's about it.
>>205455598it's not happening s3 i'm afraid. best we can hope for is an allstar season appearance.
>>205455601connor did palm her whole thigh before the ass touch, and binx only joked about telling alex, and may have - but either smaack or prince actually told alex.
>>205455601Sounds like you got worked like everyone else in the house.
>>205455646why would the label be where the fabric turns to string? That's fucking toilet paper
>>205455638how can you see this image and not love binxy
>>205455359the outdated chinese dispos in the bargain bins can be okay sometimes
>>205454887Fatbi
>>205455634>likes sneed>likes smackJet hates fishtank
reminder that binx is 32
>>205455658Jobers
If today is another adult daycare day then I'm out, it's been two weeks.
>>205455638I don't put it past him honestly. He's actively and aggressively stupid. TTS are $90 and you can't consider each one a tiny bit more thoroughly?
SMAAAAACK LOOOOOOORDD!!!! DENT PTZ NOW!!!
>>205455690based fuck fishtank, this is famous house now
>>205455677because thats where you put it..
>>205455695so am i
>>205455642could be any minutecould be an hourcould be two hoursnobody knows
>>205455382cool, they're allowed 10 minutes a day before the beatings begin
Why is everyone so slow today?Did something happen? Last thing I saw was the blob fish join last night
>>205455627Facial abuse without the sex. Just Sam shoving his fingers in mouths, grabbing stomach flab, having them wear outfits that allowed him to box them around without legally injuring them.
Binx updates?
>be yuropoor >go to sleep at like 7pm fishtank time, so miss out on late evening content>wake up at 2am fishtank time, so at best catch the tail end of the nightThe FOMO is real, its so unbelievably over for me
>>205455703It's going to be Homelesstank a.k.a Snoretank
>>205455554Try to metoo Conner over him touching her boney thigh, he's an fag but doing that shit is lame.
princess profile
>>205455690The problem is he likes Smaack too much and is willing to kick her off before it's even gottens tarted when she will just walk if it's too much for her anyway
>>205454925Ben really should've kept the hair
>>205454923based
>>205455695what do you think the average age in this thread is
>>205455634>molested wigger with daddy issues who worships blacks likes HR ladies and gay niggersyou people aren't surprised by this right?
Life status?
>>205455674But I'm saying she wasn't serious and the situation wasn't as serious as people made it.
>>205455709cutie patootie alert
>>205455755Mizz is so Mood
>>205454923>>205454926>nooooooooooo the computer said negga that is NOT okay! we need to rally against thes racist chud production!
>>205455709God damn she's hot man
>>205455755she does shit to me
>>205455735she really needs to stop with the full face and just do the eyes and lips
>>205455688stop calling her fat !
>>205455362I didn't want to believe it... How did they get the voice so perfect? I know like ten trans people who transitioned between 3 and 8 years ago and non of them pass.
>>205455728ive been going to bed at 3-4am lately
>>205455728Break your finger or something to get sickleave, thats what i did, i have been "sick" for 3 days
>>205455755Mizzy af
>>205455651Hassle only affected Tay so much because she was a fan trying to get him to like her, and he kept pressing her on her panties. Binx doesn't seem like she gives a shit. Doesn't mean other stuff won't fuck with her.
>>205455554Be a complete attention whore
jet just likes anyone who with a weird fashion sense.
>>205455738doesn't work with his new character.
>>205455718marrying women your same age is not cool, needs to be atleast 5 years younger than you. you want to delay the wall as long as possible
>>205455712no
>>205455382>>205455721>>205455269imagine if boys had disposable masks they get to decorate for the day depending on how they are feeling.now that would be dope
>>205455767she didn’t say this
>>205455735She needs to go green again but ditch the orange wig and keep her blue hair
>>205455755yeah
>>205455770>>205455755>these other girls are so boring they dont do anythingthis is mizzy "doing something" according to her
>>205455770imagine plapping that fat meaty pussy while she wears those Chucks mmm YUM
Alex has that miata owner drip
>>205455582s2 hassle would make any of these people cry or fight
>>205455626
>>205455755>Jet and Sam Hyde uplifted her ego to mega proportionswhat a bunch of morons
>>205455568>going outside to find an egirlfucking idiot.
>>205455726gross. Sam was such a whiny faggot during bitchtank that I just stopped watching when he started showing up more
>>205454773Is getting too into character?
>>205454994common smaack w
>>205455786Jet definitely has a type for baby brained contestants. Maybe it's because he can relate.
>>205455814That's the joke
>>205455779allow me one frogpost.
>>205455703I'm not even watching anymore unless Sam shows up.
>>205455363YES it sucks!
I don't fucking get it. WHY don't the fish just band together and grab the plate full of money and run out of the door with it? $500,000 split 8 ways is still more than the $50,000 the winner gets...
>>205455810this, he would fucking destroy these snowflakes holy fuck lol
smaack? more like Blaacked
>>205455790Yeah they don't put labels on the string itself. Usually goes at the triangular part right above the ass. Defeats the purpose of a thong to put unappealing material on the string
>I AM NOT A MAAAAAAAAAAN
>>205455833Because they're in the middle of the woods and Sam could kill them all with his bare hands.
>>205455750I'm 30 and I feel like I'm on the older end
it's time for the cell
>>205455634sneed says funny shit all the time but i’m not investing because he’s clearly leaving
>>205455735fact: big nosed latinas are the hottest women in the world>verification not required
>>205455833I bet it's not even real money
>>205454996no
The fish are now one with the tank
>>205455816He was pretty bad, but to be fair, I wouldn't put in any effort for those annoying orbiter retards, either.
I was saying yesterday that I never have any problems with the stream and now almost none of it works. Jet owes me $60. I didn't pay for it but thats what he fucking owes me.
>>205454773gay show
>>205455833I think you're a dumbass. That's not $500,000 in cash retard
>>205454967smaack auramogs and looksmogs josie
smack deserves to be tortured, she's 32, don'r forget that. I fucking hate old people.
>>205455779h8ers gonna h8
s1: nontent tanks2: cringe fan chud poop tanks3: adult daycare tank
SIMBAL HAS THE POWER OF INDIA HE WILL BE WINNER
>>205455814did she really buy the 13k -> 20k followers on instagram bit?isnt that kind of an underwhelming increase for a hulu show with good ratings?
>>205454887>>205454907>>205454943>>205454986>>205455688>>205455858got replaced by the superior model
>>205455857only the top later is real. watch the dam show morons.
>>205455843Thats her brother. Nice try doe.
>>205455875Based zoomerwaffen
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>>205455896Damn this bitch is actually hot.
>>205455896abi negro is abi from an alternate timeline thobeit
>>205455833come on anon, even the fish know that's not real money
>>205455843literally don't care. I would do anything for a smaack wife.
>>205455846where da penis, manI gotta know
>>205455904they're not the same race though.
my lanky, androgynous, squaw wife ( I wish )
>>205455843Is that Punkdagod?
>>205455850kek, I'm imagining Sam as In a Violent Nature
>>205455888kek indians are so gross
this website straight up doesn't work anymore.
>>205454994
>>205455901Pause chill chill I am watching
>>205455810Sure, but Binx has already said after the Mizzy diary thing that she's expecting her stuff to get fucked with. All he's going to have is manhandling her (which she already puts up with from the jeet) and spitting on her, which she'll hate, but I don't think it'll be as exciting to watch as you think.
>1pm and nothing has happened
>>205455843I'm into this anyway so this is a double win for me
>alexis wanted to quit last night because she thought they were just treating her like "a pretty face" instead of intelligent
>>205455912>>205455913big titted hapa lives matter
>>205455888this is, unironically, how simbal sees himself
famous house themehttps://vocaroo.com/1cGDZiZGRlBf
>>205455883season one was pooptank
>>205455888Is this real?
>>205455923That movie sucked so much ass. Artfags need to stop infiltrating every community.
>>205455938kek
>>205455833its not real money. if it was someone would walk into the house with guns and take the cashyoure retarded
>>205455924>>205455888when he said "you're on the menu baby" yesterday and Binx said "the fuck does that mean?" and he said "I don't fuckint know man I saw it on an insta post" lmao most Indian shit ever
>>205455816It was very uncomfortable to watch. He was also pretty obviously pissed about the WP2 name change thing and getting ratioed on Twitter by a Markypost.
so why is smack larping as a PR?
>>205455888reminderhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730842393251467.webm
>>205455928It was working better than ever (except for the director cam) at several points this season and now it's worse than ever for two days straight
whats binx's insta?
>>205455951forgot they had ben as a cameraman in s1. him almost puking from this poop was one of the best moments
>>205455931People don't give Frank enough credit when it comes to psychologically torturing somebody. There are tons of pick me shit he can zero in on for Binx, especially considering she's a 32 year old hag.
I am so booooooooored
>>205455951Ben has come far from a cameraman filming actual poop to a director.
kill simbal to death with hammers >:3
>>205455970binxbasilisk on everything
Is Jet’s mom really a prostitute who did $10 gangbangs?
>>205455964>Gen Z boss and a mini!>Gen Z boss and a mini!
>>205455979capo, yo estoy haciendo una tesis ahora, pelotudo
>there are people ITT simping and saving images of 30+ year old busted up women that are going to balloon and wrinkle up thricefold whitin 5 years
>>205455973The problem is is that she's aware of that and laughs at herself about it. Sure he could probably annoy her eventually but I don't see it getting anywhere near remotely "breaking" her
remove smaack hair while she poops
reminder that Fishtank isn't good when it's meanspirited, which is why Hellhouse, Frank, and Fatty are fucking dogshit
>>205455928yeah it's fucked
>>205455995Yes she also did porn.
>>205455965This is exactly what I imagine jet doing on a daily basis
>>205455955Granted, Burt IS a pedophile nigger. Mean girls? More like rapes kids. These things are to be expected, mind you—Coach Burt has openly expressed a desire to molest young girls on at least three separate ocasiens in the ‘Tank, and his duplicitous nature is becoming clear with how he likes to leave hints. Thatwithstanding anyone who insists upon bisexuality is obviously a deviant child rapist.
>>205455995No.
Life is so fucking Mizzy
did alex already abandon his alliance
>>205455973The CIA should hire him for torture purposes he's actually insane, it's crazy how good he is at mentally torturing people
the jeet is a total bro desu
>>205455995Would Sam Hyde bang Jet's mother? How would Jet react to this?
>>2054559732/3rds of the people he fucks with don't care and just think he's weird. He wont be on this season because normies would probably just laugh him out of the house.
>>205456007yea we got 5 years of cummings ahead of us, by then there will be 5 years worth of more busted up women to cumming to.lifes good and daddy sams feeding us well
>>205456007we'll enjoy our fine wine while you sip your grape juice
>>205455998smack is firmly millenial. born in 92. shes closer to sam’s age then any season 1 or 2 fish.
Mizzy needs to do pov humiliation porn. Cheerleader calling me a worthless nerd.
>>205455779Qt3.14
>>205456021yeah im just hoping theyll take that kind of energy upstairs soon.this weekend. i believe.
ppv director is working fine for mewebsite director is not workinghow is that possible?
>>205456014Fatty isn't meanspirited, at least he can be but its not contrived like Frank. Fatty just gets mad because he cant regulate. That bit where he got so mad he hulked through the door frame was spectacular viewing.
burt is recounting the dude wipes / manscape stuff to himself alone in penthouse. can they just do a new ad read already?
How many days have they been in the house including today
>YOU ASK>BEFORE >YOU TOUCH
s3 needs to stay being an entertaining mindfuck with small moments of chaos and fucking with the really unlikeable people like Alexis, Sneed, or Simbal (even as a character building exercise), but also sort of coddling and helping to build up and improve the more likeable and genuinely good people like Smaack, Payton, Alex, or Burt through the kind of mindfuckery chaos
>>205456007what else am i supposed to do
>>205456014Fatty is kino
>>205455843She's black herself.
>>205456029Alex switches alliances every other day
>>205455915Binxtards will post her with her brother and like they won, but sit in complete silence when webrel is posted
>>205455961its funny how a cute angel like this can hold so much power onto sam's sad regretful life. she hovers over him whenever he is in public, a random markyposting zoomer mightt pop out of nowhere litterally spawn in with a "can't keep sucking away with it" shirt and photobomb
>>205456014silence tranny
Contestants uniting against freeloaders again... instead of going after their actual competition...
>>205456073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a65A626Ed20
Do the S3 Fish really not understand the concept of a freeloader? Do they think they are also competing for the win? Is this the dumbest cast
>>205455814She's not buying it though, she talked about it yesterday with alex. Mizzy thinks they brought the makeup artist to butter her up before kicking her and to make the whole house despise her.
>>205456044His whole schtick outside of the tank is annoying the shit out of normies to the point of them crumbling in public places. I don't like him that much either, but you underestimate how simple it would be for most of these retards to instantly leave the second he does even a fraction of the shit he did in season 2
>>205456081this
>>205456092you just know Sam sucked on them toes and busted a fat one
>>205456038no. and he wouldnt.
>>205456081
>>205456029alex is vancehe’s always backstabbing everyone he meets
>>205456071Granted, Burt IS a pedophile nigger—these things are to be expected.
>>205456007 threads the past day are worse then 75% of the off season.
>>205456012binx is doing the same thing tayleigh did, pretending to not care but eventually she lets it all out. I personally think binx cares a lot about being touched by the jeet and connor but pretends to not care to not expose weakness and be hated by the audience for crying SA
>>205455965why does he do the hat thing, it's the same genre of cringe as steampunk
>>205455973I think it's overstated a bit. He could definitely dig into her over the mom thing. That looks like her easiest weakness, or trying to target her on dating Bad Bunny's producer and ending up on some reality show instead of wifed up.
>>205456099They are retarded but production hasn't really explained the role of a freeloader yet
>>205456030Calm down, Cameron
>>205456074Can Burt and Alex even be helped? Burt is schizophrenic and a sex addict and Alex is clearly going through withdrawal.
burt solved something.
sharks go into the bathroom and put nair into the womens shampoo bottles
>>205455995>>205456038Jet Neptune's mother looks like him KEK
>>205456093Season 3 is what Fishtank should have always been, not giving into the nihilistic alt-right bullshit some of these retards want, trve sovl
>>205455415
>>205455919Because he's her half brother. Did you not hear here talk about her siblings earlier in the season?
>>205456103BINXYYY
>>205455931doubt he’ll go as hard if he shows up but s2 hassle was pouring gallons of milk on people, spitting, dumping bugs, and throwing people across rooms. this isn’t even covering him talking shit. he would probably bring up her age and dead mom constantly
>>205456107What if that happens and Jet gets mad at Sam Hyde? How would the MDE production be affected by this?
>>205456099Yes. To be fair, jet never explained the concept. Just called them freeloaders and left it at that
>>205456072literally almost 2 days and they're all losing it already.
>>205456029What was he saying in there?
>>205456120its a recurring theme
please answer me thiswhere is payton's penis
>>205456031Alex grilling the douche this morning with Binx 3 feet away from them was hilarious. Love how he went from cocky chad to meek shaking mess stimming like Josie while a junkie faggot roasted him. I kneel Goran, I fucking kneel.
>>205456078i like the way you binx itso skibidigotta smaack it up
>>205456099that's a problem every season
>>205456132>those eyes>that mouth>that handpedophile
>>205456138They're not half-siblings if they don't have the same mother or father.
>>2054561373 ugly as fuck women make one mid woman. amazing
>>205455973>>205456117Describe what pick me things Binx has done that you believe are not genuine interests.
>>205456165HOW CAN HE SLAP
recap today in excruciating detail. i'm asking rudely.
>>205456029alex only has binx as an alliance. everything else is him thinking he is playing everyone
>>205456103memorize this if you're an artist guy
>>205455779
>>205456130Burt and Alex can easily be helped, I think all of them can be helped because none of them are particularly irredeemable honestly
>>205456136You have no idea what you're in for
>>205456163idk in some medical waste landfill?
>>205456099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUi_lycPdsA
What’s the deal with Binx’s mom?
>>205456014I do agree, but if this show actually gets fucking boring, we need Frank and Fatty in the house but just for a day, not staying. Also >Fatty>Mean spiritedHe a good boy
>>205456074I think that's what they're trying to do but they're gonna fuck it up real soon
>>205456102he hassles people irl 1 on 1. it took less than 5 minutes for the entire house to make fun of jobe, and frank is a sensitive suicidal bitch. S2 cast was basically casted to be ideal bullying victims.
>>205456171wasn't a problem in S1-S2
>>205456165why is he groping cameramen?
>>205456175when you see it you can't unsee it.
Why are brown pipo so feminine and cowardly?
>>205455938She is a pretty face
>>205456137Shes 60% Letty, 30% Josie, and maybe 10% Tay
has smack taken any criticism? all she does is lecture and talk to people in condescending tone like a kindergarten teacher. shes not a good person she has a huge ego when shes nothing remarkable.
>>205456184The clown make-up a day after computer complimented Smaack for it.
>>205456220Pretty grotesque
>>205456193Season 2 was kino
>>205456137she's nothing like tayleigh at all
>>205456103
>>205456165told you guys. rapist energy. thank god production put him in his place there. otherwise he'd try to rape them too
>>205456031he's just an average bloke that's probably alright to hang out with. there's definitely worse people out there than him.One thing that annoys me about indians abroad is the fact that they mostly only hang out with indians, eat indian food, etc, as a result of which that indian-ness never goes away. Him saying shit like "that's the wrong hand but okay" to someone offering a handshake pissed me off, you've lived in the states all your life, how fucking sheltered are you to say something like that?>t. jeet
>>205456130THIS ISN'T THERAPYTANK
>>205456229when she does, she shuts down and goes moping on her skate board
>if he ever does that again you fucking tell me!
>>205456092she was a TIGHT little piece
kick the freeloaders
>>205456121>trying to target her on dating Bad Bunny's producerHuh? QRD?>>205456130Is Alex being a junkie confirmed? He definitely has the personality of one
>>205456184reminder that only women call other women "pick-me", you do not need to reply to these people
>>205456195Mind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger—such leniency is to be expected from the likes of you.
>>205456099This always happens. They explained that they can't win the show and can't steal famous bucks and they still thought production was lying about it. But honestly I would probably doubt it too
>>205456254
>>205455143it just occurred to me how much she looks like a girl i sorta dated/lived with for a couple years in college and i think that probably contributes to how little i care about this drama. that bitch was insanely cute it was just a shame she was dumb as hell and didnt want kids
Mizzy takes antidepressants... I'm 27 and I can't believe how many people are on medication like that
>>205456067>>205456067hire maejok for all your IT needs
>>205456248alex and binx are the new chudgang
>>205456238is that fatty when they painted him green?
>>205456137Im starting to notice.
>>205456254There’s an arrest record from 7 years ago and he has marks on his arm. He could have stopped after he got arrested for it but he still has the mannerisms of one.
>>205456229when you act like a chud you get treated like one
>>205456266can you blame them?
>>205456254Yea, arrested for heroin possession
>i have a gay sister
JET I'M GOING TO FUCKING KISS YOU
>>205456200the comments are negative.. oh no wefunderchads did we fuck up? is the general public actually not enjoying season 3 at all?
>>205456117She very clearly handles everything a lot better than Tayleigh, even if some of what you said might be true
>>205455888B-Burt bros?
I love those monkeys man, I'd die for those monkeys
alex recounting his his family funny every time
>>205454854Holy shit I love Bet (Better Jet)
>>205456193this is why season 2 was bad, it completely goes against what Fishtank should be and just turned into obnoxious torture porn for retarded MDE niggers like >>205456198 and >>205456236>>205456206I hope they don't, we're so close to trve Fishtank greatness with more sovl and heart and earnestness than S2 could even dream of>>205456245it should be, it's what it was always meant to be
>>205456261He looks like he pays Haitian men to run a train on women while he watches.
>>205456193i want them to do this season. they repeated a bunch of less cool bits but dont do this one.
>>205456254>Huh? QRD?Just that, she has a few pics of her with Bad Bunny's producer going back to 2022, most recent being this October. Might still be with him, might not, but a point Hassle can needle her with.
>>205456092it has without question done more harm to marky than Sam. she had a breakdown and almost killed herself on Livestream during season 1. it was legal for Sam and he's as cancelled as he will ever get.
Smaack must be tortured and broken.
>>205456282LOOK AT THIS LIL NIGGA GO LOL
>>205456229she's a nice person, getting angry at people and lecturing them is what nice people do.
>>205456276tsmt*gestures wildly at everything happening around us*
>>205456283the comments are always negative. The kind of humor attracts negative people. but still millions of them want what Sam's got.
>>205456307this women empowerment shit is a joke
Why is smaack allowed to turn off the speaker?
>>205456288kek now i remember the "message to your monkeys" lasted 5 minutes and turned into a full on rant about how he was going to crush the competition.
>>205456311Shut up binxxyyyy
>>205456266no wonder she's so fat
>>205456266the only drugs you should take are the ones that are illegal(on blow rn, it's Friday!!). governments around the world want you sedated so you don't cause problems. more news at 11.
You guys think Alex is sober or using? If using, what do you think his regimen is?
>Mizzy uptime to tune in
>>205456213>he hassles people irl 1 on 1there's several videos of him taking on couples, families, and entire restuarants
Just bring the stinky homeless people in already
Damn, fuck alex dad to be honest. Keep them OUT
alex is like a trevor moore character… either the guy who pitches movie ideas, or the guy who beats up animals at the zoo
>>205456297>sovl and heartKill yourself faggot
>>205456311Literally him.
>>205456327kek
>>205456266mizzy like most women don't needs psych drugs. They need exercise, real food, cock, and babies.
>>205456326>Alex's message to his monkeys were more of a wrestling promo than his actual wrestling promo
>>205456323>>205456323>Why is smaack allowed to turn off the speaker?
>>205456323She’s Jets favorite
>>205456202she died like right before the season started. she had a bad relationship and hadn't talked with her in like 3 years, then she was super stressed about all the paperwork and shit she had to settle while also about to go on the show. When they had her say the "mama, we made it" line early in the show, she started sobbing uncontrollably
>>205456306can you give me more info on the suicide attempt during season 1? i was not aware
>>205456316Theres a reason Sam hates his fans, but it's of his own making. He let Fishtank turn into a nihilistic alt-right circlejerk for maladaptive retards and freaks because he spends more time pandering to those kinds of faggots than he does making worthwhile content
Alex's father is a faggot, bringing niggers in to his family, probably watches while they fuck his wife.
>alex is a 37 year old heroin addict>alex goes to sandals in jamaica with his familyok whos lying
>>205456266life really is mizzy :(
>>205456327I second that kek.
>>205456347Are you 12
>>205456361based jet
where THE FUCK is the POOP jeptune?!?!??!!
>>205456373bro….
>>205456373I remember when sam used to do actual comedy sketches. A long time ago.
>>205456193Everyone is a hypocrite but man is sam a big one
>>205456364kwab
>>205456347>FAT MAN FELL DOWN! Do S2fags really?
>>205456331Amphetamines but not meth
>>205456347>enjoying season 2's stupid nihilistic hellhouse bullshityou're retarded and no older than 19
>>205456229When Mizzy gave her a 1 hour lecture. She was pretty composed and seemed like the adult in the situation. You're not as smart as you think you are.>>205456257>reminder that only women call other women "pick-me", you do not need to reply to these peopleTayjeets used the exact same defence. Starting to notice.
>>205456213You are completely retarded. Frank has made a career hassling people just like the ones on season 3. These are the people the original bits were made for. You have no idea what your talking about.
>>205456382his family is loaded
>>205456301I'm convinced he's just a fag who knows Binx so she comes along to make him look like not a fag. No real reason to think they're together other than her being at awards shows with him (I don't care either way though)
>>205456372watch the stream and don't ask questions.
>>205456373This tbqh
>>205456321What's wrong with empowering qts to be more cute?
>>205456305>you're dating a famous and rich music producer! HAHAHAHHAAhonestly what is the problem?
>>205456398POOP AND VOMIT PLS
>>205456398WE NEED POOP
>>205456373Sam is literally the same as his audience
>>205456426>balloon
>>205456382i used to work with a crackhead ex heroin junkie who had a rich dad, he was exactly like alex. hilarious but annoying most of the time
Im baking
>>205456364Italylol
>>205456346He reminds me of the kid who taught a whale to jump out of his tail. Specifically in that he actually did despite how unbelievable it is
>>205456347don't know why people got mad at this it's funny
>>205456305>YOU LANDED A SUCCESSFUL MAN THAT FUNDS YOUR LAVISH LIFESTYLEHassled!
Alex is a cuck, and he comes from a family of cucks.
>>205456285>She very clearly handles everything a lot better than Tayleigh, even if some of what you said might be trueShe hasn't gone through half of what Tayleigh went through yet, so its hard to tell.
>>205456373this kind of sadistic audience interactive voyeurism was always going to turn into that even without Sam. Thats why Big Brother has no outside influence whatsoever except for the voting.
Nobody make a thread. I'll bake
>>205456426>What's wrong with empowering qts to be more cute?its suppose to be a gay comedy show
>>205456447Nah I got you buddy, baking now
>>205456297I think there's a third option they've mostly been doing well so far. A middle of the road sort of deal where they keep things lighter while also being absurd, kinda gross and kinda fucked up. Season 1's vibe is a better example of this. Season 2 felt like hell to watch live and made my stomach turn. Someone said they should go for an early 2000s internet vibe and I agree with that. Jackass/Bumfights sort of thing where it's a bit uncomfortable and harsh but not completely evil.
>>205456429What if they broke up? That might be the angle in that case
>>205456426Idk how to feel about smaack. she is very cute and bouncy but once in a while that "HR bitch" persona comes out and it fills me with dread.
Baking give me a sec
>>205456429Uhhh UHHM b-because SHES THIRTY um a-and A WOMAN heh yeah >:D
>>205456333I run a computer vision ai python script which tracks which room mizzy is on and keeps me locked on to her movements 24/7also Life is Mizzy ambient low-fi breakcore remixes are setting the atmosphere throughout my loft froms't I follow my future wife
baking
>>205456422the fact they drop hearts and heart eye emojis to each other and he's on her streams where she goes places irl makes it pretty obvious what they are.
>>205456355Yeah i feel bad for her ! because of what her longterm boyfriend and best friend did to her.
>>205456382I know two methheads and both came from rich families.
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that's what the retards who think the show is for them think. Aka, you.
>>205456485she does the hr voice a lot when dogpilling someone
>Binx cut her bangsSELL RIGHT NOW STONKS ABOUT TO CRASH
>>205456487he is lying, someone else bake
>>205456452And look at all the weight he dropped. Good on him honestly. Should stop killing cats through neglect though, I think he's at double digits including the times with his mom.
>>205456404>>205456424>>205456444He relishes the controversy too much, I wouldn't be surprised if he isn't even a white nationalist or alt-righter. Would explain why he hates his fanbase that much, he just leant into the edgelord humour too much and now has to pander to his retarded fanbase>>205456467It wouldn't necessarily if production were smart enough not to let it, but MDE as a whole know that pandering to these retards sells
>>205456373fucking THIS
>>205456373Sam could easily change this directly telling his super fan pay pigs to act how he wants them to act. They would obey immediately. They don't respect Jet and often do the opposite of whatever he requests. Jet Neptune dies today btw
>>205456524Sam is very clearly an Alt Right guy, dude. How new are you?
>>205456415smack didnt take any of it to heart all she could say was the she was scared of mizzy.smack is just as bad as any other person in the tank shes just more condescending under the guise of a sweet tone and micro aggressions.
does anyone have the link to the MPV script for fishtank? someone linked a thread on kiwi earlier but i cant find the post anymore.
>>205456323>Why is smaack allowed to turn off the speaker?Sorry Mr. Hall monitor, won't happen again.>>205456426Don't waste your time arguing with homosexuals.
>>205456540Sam doesn't do politics, pal
>>205456297>season 2 was badit was good while everyone bullied jimmy. what happened after he left was prolly as bad as bitchtank.
>>205456382Old money families all have at least a kid or two his a drug addict failure.
>>205456429It's pretty funny that the only people who care are binx seethers
>>205456481That's exactly what I think it should be, Season 2 was wildly uncomfortable to watch and felt borderline illegal. Fishtank operates best when there's a heart and soul beneath the rough, absurdist exterior. I actually think early 2000s British kids shows sometimes exemplify that, like Dick and Dom's absurdist gross humour
>>205456524Dude its been obvious from the start that Sam just lampoons his cringecel audience. He hates altright nazi shit, its all a joke/grift for him and the idiots lap it up. I know its a meme but you really have to be high iq to understand his jokes.
>>205455858Focal length
>>205456536Jet is literally and unironically absolutely number one. He rules. Everything he does is brilliant.
>>205456361Unironically warming up on Jet, ngl
>>205456466Tayleigh was already being a whiny annoying cunt about her panties being "stolen" and shit like that way before she turned into a different kind of whiny cunt later on
>>205456134Feel sad for Goran, that his dad posted all these pics and shit on him and his mom.He even posted that she was used by some motorcycle gang, and Gorans dad called him a fag.Goran must be mentally very strong to survive all that shit without turning into a methhead or a serial killer.
>>205456575S1 was the same it was just okay with you because you hated letty
>>205456577I think it's moreso that he almost plays into it TOO hard by actually giving money to white nationalists and playing it all too straight
>>205456298put them side by side!
>>205456540He's right leaning if you have a very leftist perspective but mostly I think he is politically agnostic. He seems to have a kind of intelligence that makes politics seem very mundane.
>>205456496I wouldn't know, but again I also don't care
>>205456311How did South Park knew about Jobe kek
>>205455485this pick me bitch needs to get it
>>205456622there's no way you believe that
>>205456554almost right. he doesn't know politics but tries not to alienate his /pol/ paypigs. there are multiple vids of him sperging out at them though, so HE FAILED!
>>205455497Jobots, like robots but jobe.
>>205456467>Thats why Big Brother has no outside influence whatsoever except for the votingBBOTT had the audience sending weekly care packages to houseguests in the form of somekind of advantage
>>205456616ok normiegoloid. you have to be 'emotionally strong' you gay retard. things are either funny or they aren't. You can't be involved in something like this or MDE and have hard lines in the sand. Jet probably thought it was funny and if he didnt, he probably didn't give a shit.
>>205456706that must be an American thing. that never happened where I'm from but Americans famously take good shows and make them just slightly gayer and worse
>>205456754And yet you can't stop fucking with us.
>>205456577You have to be a retarded redditor to think Sam isn't dissident right. He hates his fans for being retarded freaks with no sense of decorum not for being right wing. But that's all his own doing with his style of humor.
>>205456724Hey psycho incel, Jet actually tried to kill himself multiple times over this.Posted about it on R9K 2016/17Now go watch your poop porn freak
>>205456754BBOTT is the greatest season of any big brother in any country ever. it was live 24/7 on cbs streaming. they only cut it one night when a competition malfunctioned and they had to redo it
>>205456820>Jet actually tried to kill himself multiple times....which would be funny. Jet is so funny.
>>205456680It literally was you guys are just pieces of shit that only cared when it happened to fishtank fans
if you talk about leaving, YOU ARE OUT.MAKETHECALLJETNOW NOW NOW
I think one of the issues between S2 & S3 is not that they knew about the show but that they all needed any amount of cash. S2 would have done anything for a fishbuck but I think most people in S3 will leave at the smallest obstacle and 100 dollars isn't going to keep them there.
>>205457041Jet needs to have somebody read Haunted to him so he can figure out how to really make the most of strangers in a room.
>>205456810>dissident rightcringe. also, sam literally doesn't know anything about anything. i was surprised he knew deco was short for decoratifs but then i remembered this nigga went to art school. that's as far as his knowledge goes. your everyday disgruntlement at the dems (who are right wing, by the way (prove me wrong; you can't)) is not a political viewpoint.
>>205457041Season 3 cast desperately needs money too, but they aren't loner freaks and actually have lives that could be ruined by being associated with this show. Everyone in season 2 had basically nothing coming into the tank because that's fishtanks audience lmao.
>>205456429More like, "how's that working for you, now that you have to go on a reality show to get anywhere in your thirties?"
>>205456810>He hates his fans for being retarded freaks with no sense of decorumLol he's like that too. He's like Mister Metokur: king of retard mountain.
>>205457123I'm sorry did you just call me an asshole?
>>205457142"ah yknow didn't work out but it is what it is"
>>205457165oh they've got a king now have they? thats nice cos they have hell of a time.
>>205455844>they dont usually be like this so therefore it must be toilet paperSometimes it is sometimes it isnt I've only put a handful in my mouth
>>205457217exactly. they put the labels lower so that the label isn't seen when a whale tail happens.
>>205457142isn't going on a reality show typically seen as a lucrative opportunity?
>>205457396about 25 years ago yeah.
>>205455143what's the full story on these two? i know small parts of it, and don't know what's true. Some say sam did all this depraved shit to her others say she broke his heart by being a stupid bitch
>>205457414how is it not now? if anything people are more fame focused than 25 years ago
>>205457449yeah but there are 9000 more channels and they've all full of reality shows and then there is the internet and the rise of the content creator. Everybody has seen everything commercial reality TV has to offer so they're not that interested in it. thats why in the last ten years shows have started to crop up which is just exactly the same except the contestants are naked. Naked Dating, Naked & Afraid etc. its all hack and nobody cares
>>205457414a guy on vanderpump rules said he makes $450k a year doing side gigs because he was on the showthis was last year
Why does alex have no track marks? I wouldn't even class myself as a true addict and i've got trackmarks
>>205457654what even the hell is vanderpump rules? that sounds so wickedly gay.
>>205457703a woman from real housewives owns restaurants in LA. her name is lisa vanderpump. the show is based around employees who work for her
>>205457752I googled it. I became so rapidly depressed. I really hate Americans. You guys fell off so badly in the second half of the 20th century
>>205457805lol what an edgelord. i guess you thought that would "trigger" me
>>205457845to be honest, I thought we were having a nice conversation and that you'd agree with me.