Neptune's calm before the storm Edition/ftl/ News• Jobe - new freeloader - Ian 2.0• Connor - new freeloader - a gay pro wrestler• Computer has activated SFX• Alex chimped out on Simbal• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect• Do the SSI• Alexis is the Fishtank President• Chores have been distributed• Burt kissed Alex on the cheek 3 times>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205454749
After seeing Luke and Ian enjoy eating these, I've stocked up on some. How'd I do bros?
bummy status?
bucky
baking, hold up
Today's the day.
you guys think theyll actually destroy the house this season? seeing the before and after from the same camera angles is one of my favorite parts of the show, ill cry if they dont do it this time
NOOOOOO THE TANK HAS TO BE HECKIN WHOLESOMEARINO NORMALFAG REALITY TV
Jazz Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hihiUfjG0Qother versions:https://pastebin.com/sHJAj6Wt>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
binx cute
I just baked in my pants
Fucking kill yourself already and stop shitting up /tv/ and /wsg/
Season two was so fucked up and evil I still have nightmares about this shit
Trvke: Binx needs to wear her hair like this all the time.
>>205456526yes, poop will be smeared
>>205456530>>205456547shes definitely on the menu, baby.
Can they PLEASE kick Jobe? The bit isn't funny. He's not funny. The whole thing is lame, and he sucks energy from the show.
>>205456520I'm gonna miss Smaack but it's for the best.
>>205456466the main difference is that tayleigh was submissive to the point of licking your shoe if you asked her to. i think binx is in this purely because she saw an opportunity to become a new josie/letty and pander to the audience and will not be willing to go this far
>>205456538>shitting up /tv/hello newfriend.
Where do i meet goth girls (IRL)
>They think they're going to get a weekly haircutOkay this slowboil is taking too long.
lets all love josie
>>205456547I want to eat her out so bad
>>205456528the viewer numbers and active chatter numbers would agree
Someone pls give me a quick rundown on today. I'm over here waiting for a fucking appointment pls kill me.
>>205456505Autism
>>205456520yep.btw i think i figured out the purpose of jobe.the fish are all aware he has no place to be there, he has no acting background, hes just a regular jo(b)e.BUT since he is a wigger plant, once the crazy challenges hit, he will not hesitate doing crazy shit.so if all the fish want to compete, they HAVE to follow suite.
1:30 nothings has happened they still aren't even ready for the day lol
>>205456372she had been laying low then appeared and dumped a bunch of never before seen seflies on the agatha2 board and made some other schizo posts. She did two consecutive livestreams with the title "1 insult = 1 shot" and asked people to make her cry. After her second stream of chugging vodka and acting like a brain damaged tard she was found unresponsive by her mom and rushed to ER. Had one brief stream the next day looking like shit with her hospital bracelet on. Somewhere in this she also posted a poll on agatha2 with options on how she'd try to kill herself. She tried to sell her YouTube for $2000 saying she needed to leave the Internet for her own good, then just disappeared.
>>205456543Wait until you see what they pulled on S1
>>205456526I think so, pretty sure Fishtank is just an elaborate house flipping scheme, and they will be ripping that carpet out for sure if they plan to flip it.
>>205456562bars and clubs in the city that sound like goths would be there
Hellhouse will prevail. Friendtank subhumans will be flushed down the toilet with poop and vomit.
>>205456547Also cut down on the makeup It makes her look her age sure, but the tight body compensates for it
>>205456553Yes, and it makes everyone else too comfortable because they can tell themselves "at least I'm not the most boring person here"
>>205456520POOP gonna flow
>>205456547WHERE IS THE BINXERS ON THAT TTS CALL???
>>205456570The type of person that pays for this shit should be flayed alive
Tonight Sam will tell them they’re going over budget so they’re going to have to cut down on the food.
When does Greg show up?
Can't we just start throwing poop? Why is taking so long for the poop throwing to begin?
>binx cut her bangsDROPPED
>>205456551she's an egirl so there is some fakery involved, but she knows when to reign it in and how to drift from group to group, collecting goodwill points from all of themI'm like that irl, a social drifter
>>205456538we run this board nigga, it's peter thiel's blacked property now, go back to masturbating with tweezers to child cartoon, faggot
Payton is pretty. :)
>>205456520>Today's the day.Why do people keep saying today's gonna be hellhouse?
>>205456576jobe ain't doing shit
jet only thinks smack is a good person because his parents were foul crackheads and his mom was a prostitute. he thinks anyone with a soft demeanor and a smile is a good person. smack is just as shitty as any other person in the house trying to police people when she has no right to.
Can I get a smaack update?
>>205456547binx ugly
>>205456572tf are you talking about? Nothing has happened. It's 1:30 there. The wiggers aren't going to be awake for another hour or two
>>205456543>>205456587
>>205456573Why? Luke is fit AF and eats those so they can't be bad
>>205456583Tbqh they were drinking until like 3am yesterday
>>205456598trvke
Posted this in the last thread but here:I think there's a third option they've mostly been doing well so far. A middle of the road sort of deal where they keep things lighter while also being absurd, kinda gross and kinda fucked up. Season 1's vibe is a better example of this. Season 2 felt like hell to watch live and made my stomach turn. Someone said they should go for an early 2000s internet vibe and I agree with that. Jackass/Bumfights sort of thing where it's a bit uncomfortable and harsh but not completely evil.
>>205456538Actually crying about this :D
>>205456625youll see. i think my theory is right.
>>205456585whats her story and how did sam/jet get involved with her
>>205456565do u think his kolon is creemy?
SEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205456585Who fucking cares
>>205456505what are you even asking
I'm sorry, what does Peter Thiel have to do with Fishtank?
>>205456570Lower than S2 viewer numbers They need to stop the coddling and start the popping
>>205456562Skate parks, art exhibitions, anime and tattoo conventions, goth/alternative nights at bars/clubs, burlesque shows, music festivals, electronic music shows, and sometimes nerd bars.>t. these are the girls I go for
>director camera constantly following the pedophileis Jet scared he'll do something crazy or is he jacking off his mangled penis?
>>205456657She's killing me with those stirrups
>>205456528You are looking for the original Hell House concept, which is S2 and the very end of S1. This only works with fans or very particular autistics or desperate people. S3 is the Fishtank concept.
Honestly... the show sucks now without Teddy. He was the glue holding it all together.
>>205456666its a gay show
gross
>>205456570people are literally just waiting for poophouse. numbers have been steadily declining.
>>205456657Good post
>>205456648that's marky, Sam legally fucked her in the ass and made her his gf when she was 16. though I'm sure hack_blastard is familiar too.
>>205456585that's sad, thank you for the lore
>>205456564the stove is broken there is no heat to boil
does anyone have the link to the MPV script for fishtank? someone linked a thread on kiwi earlier but i cant find it by searching the megathread.
>>205456543him cutting trish's hair live while she was crying was like watching a snuff film. pretty fucked up shit. It's like the mental discomfort of S1 cell, but every other day instead of right at the end
the cut on alex's arm is so tiny but he wants to be "injured" like binx so bad
>>205456528> t. retarded S2 faggot
Can we all agree that the S3 house sucks. The camera angles are so bad.
>>205456626smack is the worst person in the house. everyone has to cater to her preferences.
Day 13.....of nontent tank
No bodily fluids this season. The most interesting parts are always the psychological messing around.The initiation cult stuff was kino, the putting execution hoodies in them before telling them who got eliminated, doing the psychiatrist bit with cowboy about their deepest secrets and then lie detector, even the struggle session could be interesting with this group
>>205456642agreed, i really dont like gross out shit. not really funny to me at all. psychological torment is the furthest it should go, and im sure they could come up with more creative things for that if they stopped doing whippets for a while. in fact, they need to bring on charls as an idea man. he has an immensely creative mind
>>205456577>Dude its been obvious from the start that Sam just lampoons his cringecel audience. He hates altright nazi shit, its all a joke/grift for him and the idiots lap it up.I know its a meme but you really have to be high iq to understand his jokes.is this true
>>205456684jet neptune dies today
>>205456675its an ankle wrap nigga
>>205456673>or is he jacking off his mangled penis?this, but not directly
>>205456505I don't love the lime flavoring on these but they're less bad for you than regular goyslop chips, they just cost more
>>205456529mmmmm
>>205456700it's really bad which is a shame
>>205456681Fuck off Ted you sucked
>>205456692>They broke the stove in less than 2 weeksRetards. I hope they don't give them anything to replace it
>>205456715>No bodily fluids this seasonyetthe house will reek of Alexis' piss in like a week
>>205456673the way to beat the ARG is by avoiding the director cam
We need more Ben
>>205456576This is a pretty good theory, probably true
>>205456696Erm, actually it was interesting
>>205456681show is doing a lot better without that faggot
The season is going well so far. How are they going to ruin it? (They will ruin it)
>>205456681This but unironically and Ian as well
Do you guys think there will be a season 4? Or is this the last of it?
>>205456715jet and sam can not wait to crash the show so they can stop trying and sam can take days off.why don't they just forget the whole 6 week thing and make it 3 weeks
>>205456689do you think all the markyposters know that marky wishes she could still be with sam?
>>205456681Truthnuke
>>205456720What's the junkie's name in Breaking Bad?I think about him every time I see Alex' face, but I just can't remember his name
>>205456677You don't even know what any of that means retard.
This shitty website is completely fucking broken
Good news! I woke up! And it's Friday!
>>205456648sam fucked her ass and talked about her in the video "boston ross" lamenting that this perfect cutie he was banging ate something when he was going to anal her and there was a turd in her ass. she was an r9k favourite so Jet's dad also interacted with her
>>205456700rooms are to big. makes everyone look small. bedrooms are a good size.
>>205456529/ftl making gold out of literal dogshit
>>205456576Get out of Jobe's ear, man. He's just there for the booze and lodging.
>>205456760?? I thought by the way the letters read that she broke up with him.
Smaack hopes that computer is fixed and won't be racist now :)
>>205456766Skinny Pete
>>205456529working on this but had this fucking stupid song looping all day is driving me insanevoca.ro/138j6vHO594s
The snufftank webm that TRAUMATIZED friendtank sisters.....
>>205456766jesse pinkman
>>205456642bumfights was pretty evil kek
>>205456715i want the "reveal" to be similar to those confessionals a couple nights ago where sam and ben really started to grill them
>>205456749base
>>205456749what got me is how Sam realized how fucked the whole thing was like five minutes later, offering up his own hair for her to cut. truly Goranian content if y'ask me
holy FUCK the main fishtank.live lags the fuck out of my computer if I try playing hoi4 and leaving it on in the background. wtf is this
>>205456791this still feels like one of the most evil things they've done to a contestant.
>>205456760They like to think she wasn't crazy before she met Sam so who cares
memorize this if you're an artist guy
>>205456543i agree, but it should stay only on s2 as a "torture the fans" season. i much prefer convincing these retards they are famous and making them act stupid compared to shaving heads or sam bullying them into doing things against their will
>>205456793oh rightthanks
>>205456520for when 3 people leave
>>205456786She's to cute for us bros. I'm ashamed
>summer campshe knows
SIGMAL
viewer numbers are fine but clip views are pretty shit not many tourists care anymore
>>205456715It's shocking to me that people seriously want the ironic pee pee and poo poo posting stuff.>>205456769It was from a while back on stream before S1. They wanted to do "Hell House" but legally it wasn't good to go. They decided to go with Fishtank. S1 and S2 didn't work properly because it was half-fan and full fantank respectively.
>>205456805its been known bro its a site issue they are fixing use the youtube link
>Smaack talking about Fishtank being a "hellish" version of "Summer" campNeptunian
>>205456791The bodycam footage of Frank busting in on TJ and Tayleigh actually looked pretty fucked. No idea why Tayleigh would ever want to associate with these people ever again.
>>205456672Based post, savedI did go to multiday hard rock festival couple of years ago because a friend dragged me there, and i did make out with few alt girls and fugged oneMight repeat this strat although paying for a ticket to listen to music i dont really like just to get laid feels kind of pathetic
>>205456813The moment that killed the Lettychuds forever
>Indian eating alonekek
>>205456807>giving someone a haircut is evilAre you going to bomb barber shops?
>>205456822they don't have enough beds so i assume they are booting someone today, they want someone to quit so bad though
>>205456813ip2 lolcow
Sneed is built like a toad
>>205456822Sam needs to play another game of "production says" and kick a few of them out of nowhere to turn up the heat
>>205456813>fat incel gets pushed away>roastie immediately gets karma
>>205456813
>>205456786>and won't be racist nowqrd?
>>205456585looks like every slavic girl and people are going insane for her crazy how low the standards are her in 4chan lol
>>205456850i would if they did that to me.
>>205456817I liked season two and I agree with you
>>205456759ive been saying for a while that 6 weeks seems like overkill. i usually lose interest and only watch clips and summaries after the first week or so, but theyve kept me interested 24/7 this whole season so far so MAYBE if they keep it up they can make the whole 6 weeks worth it. maybe 4 would be good
>>205456791should've given her a production job for this alone
jason goldstriker could save this shit show
Smaack owes Jet sex.
>gay nigger wants the D
>>205456813looks deserved she seems to be pushing away some guy thats trying to help her be steady/gain her balance. And that rude hand gesture. Karma
>>205456830Head of the table, just like the TRUE Tribal Chief Roman Reigns
>t-the alpha male e-eats first...
>>205456850Yeah
>>205456861Letty is no roastie
>>205456836They should red pill her since she “figured it out”
she is leaving today
>>205456878And Burt provides
>Burt's literally the plug who supplies everyone with pills nowkek
>>205456830THE LION'S SHARE
>>205456863It called Burt a pedo nigger.
>>205456890Can she take Smaack with her too when she does?
>>205456890you retards were going on all night about her leaving last night and she is still there just stop already
>>205456526It'll be more like season 1 where they just leave food and waste everywhere more than actual wall/furniture destruction like s2I can't see them destroying entire walls or doors like last timeThey didn't even fully furnish the house, the den is incoherent because half the couches are from the 70s themed s2
>>205456836>weakest most sensitive contestant calls the show "summer camp"heckhouse
>>205456887ehh nta then she is a porn whore then
WHATS HAPPENING WHY IS TODAY THE DAY
they did something to the fishtank.live website today. my CPU has been going completely nuts at random while watching the director cam, freezing up my entire browser. i have a fast CPU.has anyone else noticed this?
>>205456789oh hell yeah anon.
>>205456865probably not pure slavic but yes that nose is super distinctly russian. i fucking LOVE that type of nose so much dude holy FUCK AAAAAAAHHHH. they age so well too she'll look like that til shes 35 at least
>tfw you're nontent
Post your favorite Teddys
>>205456913she literally packed all her shit last night after her big cry sesh and today in confessional she once again said she was going to leave. kill yourself you retard.
>reminder that Sam Hyde isn't an alt-right cringecel and actually hates his own fans because he's politically neutral and just does shit for shits and giggles>he only plays up the alt-right schtick because it gets him money and he gets to make fun of these retards by watching them actually believe and endorse the shit he says>hellhouse was never what Fishtank was supposed to beFishtank is cracked out reality TV, not a torture porn hellhouse fiesta, it should be rough, gross, and chaotic on the exterior but have a truly good heart and soul beneath that. There should be chaos, but not torture, this shouldn't be about torturing people who are fundamentally decent it should be about making them stronger and more resilient and taking down their ego to make them more kind and open>t. I LOVE FRIENDTANK
awww poor babby smack lost her dead mom's book. time to shave her head and rub her bald scalp in poop
what is this emotion
What's his name again?
>>205456918She’s no porn whore
Binx needs to wear stirrupts 24/7
>>205456915they put beer bottles on that table in the flat as decoration lol
>>205456791her struggling between "this is just a bit" and her base girl instincts of protecting her identity and laugh-crying was so fucking powerful. It's the closest thing to diet snuff I've experienced, I didn't know where I stood, being appalled and drawn in at the same time. for all their faults, the wiggers know how to make fringe and unique content.
Bex fucks Blax
>>205456928Bro read the threads ffs Its obviously an issue And they are trying to fix it
>>205456928>fishtanklive websiteLOL.
>>205456928LOL did you think the cryptomining was a meme? They're farming your computer senpai
>>205456919CAUSE THE CATTLE IS BOILING BITCH
>>205456915i hope youre wrong. this is just drywall, its really not that bad to replace
>>205456912Woah! Wtf! My MadRoastieDetectorTM is going crazy
>>205456949this is what im gonna look like. not excited for tht
>>205456945this is what I mean when I say retarded S2 fags and MDEtroons need to be lynched
I miss s2…. I don’t think I’ll ever be as invested in any season to come.It really was perfect
>>205456928yes I think they are preparing things for the happening
>>205456933still better than scott
>>205456784She did but they almost got back together when she came back from Brazil in 2019, when she was 21 or 22. Sam got spooked and ghosted marky then she went on to date a 4chan mod
>>205456947>they're going to air an episode about me touching the cuban girl
>>205456915s2 mogs s1
>>205456945How about they don't bring expensive and precious things to a 6 week game show?
>>205456956they call her BBC Bex for a reason
>>205456865>>205456931Marky is French Canadian-American like summer
>>205456941you know i dont think i will but you keep typing that she is leaving and we will see who is still there tomorrow and who is retarded
>>205456941qrd?what made her snap?
>>205456775WHAT THE FUCK
>>205456950Yes she is, she has porn of herself online. Thus she is a porn whore.
We need Burt to find the writing on the walls in b3
Alex is worried how his stocks are doing. Paypigs, please convince him there has been a major market crash. Also binx. She dabbles in stocks too
>>205456956charls was right, women can never be "cool"she's like 27 or something and already acts like a 40 year old mother at zumba lessons
>>205456977what are the letters that Sam sent to marky lol
ted deserved to get raped
Connor looks like a gay version of this guy.
>>205456947neandertal
>>205456970did you really take that post seriously? you are autistic
>>205456991It’s revenge porn so it’s not the same
>>205456933>>205456947>>205456949he looks so old in all of these..
once again reminding everyone that Fishtank isn't good when it's meanspirited, which is why Hellhouse, Frank, and Fatty are fucking dogshit
>>205457002
>>205456915S2 was a trainwreck but the fever dream atmosphere is unmatched
>>205456942>donated 5k to daily stormer
I like season 1 cause of the opening song on the episodes
>>205456666>what does Peter Thiel have to do with Fishtank?It's X now.
>>205456971>I don’t think I’ll ever be as invested in any season to come.same
>>205456711yes I cant wait to have another cry about our le traumas session
>>205457014he will now reply to you and say that it is the same and that she's a sluthe is wrong
>>205456928It crashed my PC and PPV is laggy as hell, I'm forced to watch youtube stream
>>205457001lol like letters I guess hahahah lol lmfao
>>205457000>27she's over 30
>>205457019shut up faggot
karate and poop today?
>>205456851well alexis wants to leavemizzy wants to leavesmack will leave when the tts is mean
>>205457000She’s in her mid 30s also I think effina is cool
>>205457014Letty is a pornstar/porn actress thats all i know. Porn of her exists so she does porn. Its pretty simple. She filmed it herself.
>>205456681Literally and unironically true but people are blinded by their hate for him.
>>205457002can't rape the willing
>>205457026So did "Barack Obama."
>>205456928>>205456959>>205456962>>205456963>>205456973>>205457036I mean it's either the offical or ppv both are dogshit lol.
>>205456813KWAB
>>205457044>smack will leave when the tts is meanwhich means jet just wont do mean tts because he is a fag
>>205457043JET SAVE THE SHOW AND BRING SCOTT IN
>>205457044If Alexis leaves Mizzy will want to stay and vice versa, it's no big deal.
>>205456945
>>205456956Is that RXKNephew?
>>205457019objectively wrong
>>205457066>He doesn't know
>>205456945This but unironically
>>205456928my browser crashed 3 times and ive only been watching for an hour so far. on pvv now and its fine.
>>205456681>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP>HEAVENS TO BETSY! HOW COULD I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!Ted needed to be raped
>>205457026He plays it too close to the mark sometimes for the giggles because he's so apolitical he doesn't give a shit. He'd probably donate 5k to the CPUSA if he thought it was funny. I think his disdain for the fans proves he isn't actually that way
Pretty sure wigger video storage is full, no clips past 7am work, we are currently watching lost footage
This thread is as bad as site chat, as bad as ppv chat. What happened
>>205457003don't agree with this but X Files and this nigga are based
>>205457026what is weev up to? haven't heard anything about him in a long while. he doesn't do guest articles for DS either
>>205457048i don't think it's cool for her to go alone to germany and then post pictures of her in bed (who is taking the pic?) and hanging out in some guitarists house alone, seems like some trouble is brewing in the carroll household
Why are there only 6k viewers on the site?
>>205456618bliccy makes me sticcy
>>205457053Nope it’s private sexual imagery for her then boyfriend that was never meant to be disseminated, not a porn whore
>>205457026As a joke chudcelSam is a dirtbag leftist its obvious. He hates altright nazis.
>>205456966I think the more open house layout doesn't lend itself to "room expansion" as well as the s2 house did either
>>205457043>>205457078>scott raping the girls while burt schizoing out sharting and throwing poop everywhere JEEEEEET SAVE THE SHOWWWWWWWWW
>>205457040>>205457085S2 fags need to die, you don't understand the true point of FishtankSeason 3 is what Fishtank should have always been, not giving into the nihilistic alt-right bullshit some of these retards want, trve sovl, trve heart. Not just mindlessly torturing retards, but helping them to become stronger and more resilient and less narcissistic and egotistical
>>205457097yea, he would donate to some pro abortion thing if it meant making people laugh. The guy literally only cares about making people laugh. He's a jester in the purest form (and if he can make money even better). A Jester Jew.
>>205457026Sam Hyde based for waring a Mega64 shirt
>>205457113bots are sleeping
>>205456989realizing that ditching her kid for 6 weeks is actually a bad thing to do
>>205456694/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-19742981
>>205457084yeah it's that nigger ape. cool rub your butt on him cool wine aunt style yeeeh!
>>205456775>>205456585Will Sam ever escape the Curse of Marky ?
wtf is going on with connor? lol
>>205457128
Pajeets are asleep post binx
>>205456928It's completely fucked and has been all day. I can barely keep another window open
>>205457043hopefully. at this rate it seems like there will be nothing happening today. the website is fucked and they are doing nothing again.
Social Competition>>>>>le torture
>>205457102Some raid that never ended. You can see by how they write.
This sick shit was like a snuff film
>>205457022
>>205457135wonder what he thinks about em now
>>205456956that was years ago bro. Bex has been very preoccupied with pussy for awhile
>>205457102no poop
>>205457128Kill yourself.
>>205457119It was meant to be disseminated when she sent it to him. This disseminating it. Checkmate man. Letty is a porn actress its okay just let it go.
>>205457135Aren't Sam and Rocco eskimo brothers?
>>205457102Nigga you actually reading the thread?
>>205457097Retarded redditor who thinks Sam is ironic about his politics
>>205457126this is true, i will settle for playing darts with planks in the wall. bedroom 1 and 2 would actually work to expand between but the cameras are in the worst position for that so it wouldnt be as kino
>>205457087tell me.
>>205457161damn Tayleigh was looking like a snacc pre-meth
the worst part about s2 was that the people who actually deserved to suffer didn't get tortured nearly enough
>>205457116bliccy is so amazingly perfect
The tts last night was almost a mirror of season 1 when Sylvia and Letty were arguing during the camping arc and the wiggers let tts through calling sylvia a fat hog and sent her into a spiral for the next few hours.The only difference is the touchy jeet tts had no effect on him. if the rest of the house weren't retards it would have blown up into a jeet hating fest last night.
>>205457161Season 1 early also had Snuff Vibes, at least before Simmons was kicked out
>alex joking about connor raping binx in her sleep
>>205457113because nothing is happening
>>205457177He is bro This is so embarrassing for you
>>205457128come on now
>>205457127Scott and Connor could have homo erotic wrestling match, kinda fits fot ttheme of the house
>>205457185That's TJ bro
>>205457128Who's getting stronger here again?
>>205457177retarded cringecel who thinks Sam isn't just doing everything for the bit>>205457168S2 retard hang yourself
>>205457187Tayleigh got tortured pretty hard so that was good
>>205457162How was s2 so comfy? Even when everything was fucked up id rather live in that house over any other one
>>205457185Fucking disgusting low standard nigger kys
>camera zooms in everyone>doesn't zoom in Binx's soles
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
>>205457128what a fucking faggot lmao
>>205456775johnny neptune was a Ciara chad
>>205457193>Connor laughs about it instead of sperging out like Simbal wouldVery slight rise in Connor stocks (but i guess when you are at the bottom theres no way to go but up)
>>205457191The Simmons kickout itsself felt like a snuff film lmao
remember when she left her 3 year old son at home, who keeps wondering every night he goes to sleep why his mother abandoned him, just so that she could play pretend to be a 22 year old on tv with her ass, tits and pussy out?
>>205457188she was made for this house. She can be the alexis replacement. She'll get really close to the girls then say nigger.
Mizzy the sort of girl who tries to make out with you drunk as fuck while eating a slice of pizza talking with her mouth full.
Which one of you is this?
>>205457162are there any before and afters of the house's destruction?
>>205456928the fishtank site heats up my computer and the fan turns on and gets loudthe memory usage is normal though
>>205457171allegedly, yeah. kinda hilarious
>>205456752Goran will just turn it into season 2 again.
>>205457206The true Fishtank hasn't started so nobody yet. I think probably Smaack, Burt, Alex, and maybe Sneed will though
>>205457171With who? I know Rocco somehow fucked two fans named Ashley, one of them accused Rocco of grooming her at the age of 18 which was hilarious
>>205457128this entire season is a cruel joke on people that think they're getting famous
>>205457196>>205457208>nu-mde zoomers who got introduced to Sam with fishtank LOL
>>205457209almost all of that was self inflicted >made herself puke>shaved her head for no reason>gave frank her panties>asked frank to put out his cigarette on her hand
>>205457213Jet hates binxheads because we are better than smackfags like him
I do not want Alexis to leave because I want her to suffer first.
ALEX KNOWS
>>205457221Certainly a severe vibe shift. Still waiting for such an event this season
>>205457229>bitchtank merchOh no no no no
>>205457211S1 was a soulless modern smarthouse and the s3 one is a weird converted bachelor mansionS2 looked like an actual home most of us probably grew up in
>>205457229mama we made it, nah scratch that, WE made it
>>205457237can you two take it to >>>/bant/ please
>>205457228You're gonna make me cum, stop.
>threads are just marky and old MDE loregood content jet
>>205457128I hate adamantly antiracist, longhoused normies and want to see them squirm and suffer, and I've been a defender of past Friendtank stretches.
Alexis voice is so grating. I don't know how people in the house aren't getting annoyed with her.
>>205457128there will be poop thrown in less than 24 hours and you will realize how retarded you were for thinking this
Today is the reveal. They will all know this isn't famous house by the end of the night. Alex will be the last to hang on to hope its real.
miss me yet?
>>205457244Jet dsnt like fans and Binx is a Fan girl
>>205456752They're about to ruin it with bringing in homeless people (because it was so funny the last 50 times they did that bit)
>>205457128Holy Based. The edgy 14 alt right niggas in here are malding HAHAAHAHA as they type on their cum stained razer keyboard BYEBYE BEY!!!
>>205457097>>205457125>>205457133he is a jewish fascist which explains the neo nazi bit and his hate for his mostly white fans. i will not argue this further its obvious
>>205456928
>>205457229Ask the josie general on bant
>>205456830The lion: king of the jungle. This huge lion with a big giant mane in this hot, smothering weather in Africa. And the little small lions come up, kinda poke at him, bite his ear, bite on his neck. The lioness comes over and bugs him. Then you've got the jackals and the rest of the wilderness looking and seeing this lion on this mountaintop, and they come over and bother him. The jackals laugh at him, the hyenas laugh at him, nip at his toes. They eat all his food, and they sit back, and they've got jackals like this who think it's a comedy until one day he gets sick of it and he attacks and he shows to these people who the fuck the king of the jungle is.
>>205457264only if you suck my small dick
>My Snaack doing stretches in the yard>Wiggers are to lazy to zoom the cameraSigh.
I remember the site barely working in season 1 sometimes but this is ridiculous
>>205457239no I think that's you kek>retarded cringecel who thinks Sam is earnest about anything except despising his retarded fanbase
>>205456928the site makes my laptop chug so hard it can't charge faster than 2% every 10 minutes
>>205457128GRINGE
>>205457097Sam is definitely right-leaninng, but he's too blackpilled on pop politics to actually care at this point. His real beliefs are probably close to NatSoc lol.
>>205457244>This false dichotomy again sminx is real and so are sminxters
>>205457218marky hit johnny up thoe. but yeah he cucked jet out of ciara
>>205457128this was my post and if you fell for this dogshit bait you have sub 80 IQ
>>205457275She is aware, i dont think she is a fan though
>>205457274
>>205457268how come no one has the video of this interaction lol, I wonder what sam said to these guys
>>205457138kek what a retardwell at least she realized that eventually, better late than never i guess
>>205457290see>>205457278
>>205457288director is zooming in on binx feet in the den though
>>205457280wrong, none of them cared about any season other than the 1st
>>205457000Nigga (You) are not cool
>>205457288No one cares about this hideous Kalergi chimera mutt she's only there to have her head shaved and puke and poop thrown on her.
S2 had the best friendtank moments
>>205457297>using the wrong arm God i fucking hate jimmy so much
Binx probably thinks this is on Kick because she was scared that her "wardrobe malfunction" caused them problems.
>>205457268>Charles laughing manically >Nick not sure what to do>Sam pissedexactly how I pictured it
where the G at
its nice knowing there's a hard cap on how successful fishtank can be so long as sam is attached to the project
SATANIC
>>205457303Binx is fun/games. Smack is cringe/cry
>>205457271pooptard alert>>205457269Smaack is a fundamentally good if misguided person, this show won't be about torturing her or Sneed or Payton or anyone. Marky my words
>>205457162I've got a couple but didn't think to make caps early in the season sadlyI'll probably check out the farms threads sometime to make a new chart
>>205457327That would be cool, if I cared about Binx or her feet I guess.
>>205457274You know it
>>205457337no it didn't unless you really like listening to brian copy cumtown bits and jimmy yapping about mormons and kiwifarms 24/7
>>205457297
S2 was no more “torturous” than s1 and all the people who signed up on s2 wanted to be tortured
>>205457215Best girl 4ever
>>205457336listen to this so called edgelord
>>205457318>wonder what sam said to these guysalright guys, that's not cool we can't have you filming thisyou need to leave now*tough guy stance and shows his muscles*
>>205457342lol she didn't care about them having problems, she was scared of flashing her self
>>205457342how on earth is that your conclusion
>gets sent a contract from Fishtank corp>sends the contract to her lawyers>DOES NOT do a simple google search to find out what fishtank is, finds out what type of show it is, finds out Sam Hyde is involved, starts looking into previous seasons, finds out the quirky anime girl who pretended to be a immature young girl with plushies and anime mannerisms won the first season, and she DID NOT decide to copy that whole persona to win season 3>and you DID NOT buy into this whole shtick and you DID NOT believe that she was a real life anime girl
I dont get what happened to Ted, he got abducted then throw off the show? What's the deal
>>205457328Oh lol i didnt even see the bitchtank shirt. Thought it was just the "predator as a furrycon" thing
>>205457347No
>>205457230>>205457351
>>205457302I don't even think that, I think he'd shill and pander to dirtbag leftists if it made him money and he still got to do edgy absurdist comedy
>>205457318Its because he had no reaction to it obviously and the kids that took the pictures try to make it more impressive for their troon discord or whatever it was.
>>205457161I missed so much from season 2 even though I watched all the time.
>>205457336>Nobody cares about her>procededs to seethe about herAction speak louder than... something something
>>205457383he said the f word one too many times
when are they going to give opiates to Alex?
>>205457346>they all knew who he was and he's still pretending to be drunk and crazyperfect conclusion to the Cole kick, showing Jets ineptitude perfectly.
>>205456830Sheran di ik din, Gedar day dus sal Tu hunda pari bara sheran da ik war!
>>205457381>retard with 6 average viewers on twitch can afford contract lawyers
>>205457333talk to me when you have fucked a girl thats not fat, until then shush gay slave
>>205457381>Has decades of an online presence being le quirky anime girl going back to like 2008
Every single S2 fish was just disgusting to look at. I hate zoomers and their bodies.
>>205457381cmon man, she just wants to have 500 viewers on twitch, give her a break
They let Payton drink again?
>>205457381she obviously knows the show but watch literally anything from her past and you can tell that's just how she is
>>205457381people falling for this shit are mindless drones
>>205456941>and today in confessional she once again said she was going to leaveIs there a clip of this?
Season 3 needs to stay being an entertaining mindfuck with small moments of chaos and fucking with the really unlikeable people like Alexis, Sneed, or Simbal (even as a character building exercise), but also sort of coddling and helping to build up and improve the more likeable and genuinely good people like Smaack, Payton, Alex, or Burt through the kind of mindfuckery chaos
>>205457383he probably signed up for the same deal as luke. 1 week with no intention of ever staying the entire time
>>205457361Very gay
>fishtank season 2 wasn't dark>had a murderer sleep with the fish who asked shinji if the cameras could see him in the dark because he wanted to do something fucky with tayleigh
>>205457395wow these guys are retarded for not capturing hwat he said lol
>>205457383
>>205457347This but the exact opposite
Are they allowed to smoke weed?
>>205457394He would’ve already done it if what you’re saying is true
>>205457421She's not allowed but everyone is helping her stealth drink.
Who's going this week?
>>205457419tayleigh especially
>>205457412Why would she lie about having a lawyer look at the contract?
You guys think these faggots will fix the site today?
>>205457383they killed him. it's a murder house
>>205457401Is she puking? Is she getting her head shaved? Is she being forced to push her hand up fatty's asshole? Is Frank pushing his sweaty mantits on her face? Then no, I don't care about her.
>>205457419It's crazy how in s3 late 20s girls mog the entire first 2 seasons main casts
>>205457394I doubt it. Sam seems to have some very deep rooted beliefs that date back to 2010 when I started watching him. I think his ideals are probably in line with National Socialism, but I also think he's a contradictory person in a lot of ways. He can't be summed up that easily.
Something about Jobe's skull isn't quite right. I know he's one of Jet's Slavic cousins but even back in the village he would stand out as particularly strange.
Ben should give Payton a teary goodbye and tell her he's been fired for failing to supervise her properly in regards to alcohol consumption
>>205457418>was a quirky anime girl before josie was born>people still think she's copying josiebrutal
the threads are back to bant levels of quality discussion, sigh
>>205457405bro hes being fed suboxone this whole time
>>205457421no, last night they accused her of drinking when she didnt and made her cry. ben had to come back and give an apology pep talk
QRD since yesterday? Tts said nigger then what?
>>205457381I am 100% aware that is exactly what happened But i fail to see why it should make me any less appreciative of having a hot busted post-wall latina to gawk at for 6 weeks but yeah i agree she should not win... Im fine with her making it to top 2 tho
>>205457421she wasn't allowed?
>>205457457No weed. Stay inside.
>>205457349>the last 2 seasons were about humiliting people, throwing shit, piss and vomit, but this season wont be!!! trust me!!!midwit
>>205457461Alexis
>>205457444Charleston white is a famous e celeb not a murder you shut in subhuman
>>205457421UNDERAGE DRINKING HOUSE! WOO!
>>205457444you gonna do something about that japdick
>>205457381Will today be the day they punish the fan girl?
>>205457412>her boyfriend produces for people like bad bunny
>>205456547thats bianca not binx
>>205457489Frank came in and pushed them around a bit, it was very topkek!And then Fatty came in and got naked, ewww!
>>205457419I’ve always thought this was the disconnect from ftl and s2. Everyone here is older and uncomfortable with accepting young people are taking over the things they like
>>205457464I have no trust or faith in Wes so noOut of the wiggers he is the least likely to make good on his promises as evidenced by the site still being ass
>>205457498immunity
>>205457472if you're playing a character right now, you are spot on how a nu-mde faggot talks
I want to learn how to play the guitar and read at the same time like Simbal
>>205457501
>how can i make half the cast quit so i dont have to keep buying so many groceries
>>205457458he hasn't done it because he has the opposite fanbase and his reputation means he can't really have any fanbase other than that. He's backed himself into a corner and can't escape unless he disavowed everything he's done over the past however many years, which he will NEVER do
>>205457494she is only 19. she took one shot on the first night and apologized and hasnt drank any alcohol since.
>>205457493you're even gayer than the regular simps tbqh
>>205457469They don’t at all and no one genuinely believes this
MAIL JUST CAME IN, ALEX GOING TO CONFESSIONAL TO READ IT
Here's the mail It never fails
>no act like a retard challenge>zero poop cups>peepee in pants still on standbylogging off
pls be his wife
kino time
>>205457525based train of thought
Hate this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
Would you skate with Smaack? I would, and I would teach her some tricks too! Then when I fall she would run to me and ask if I was okay, and I say yeah and laugh and she would laugh too! And then I would raise to sit and kiss her to the lips and say "I love you Smaack my lil snaack!" And then we would kiss again and start laught and kiss again!
>nu-MDE fags genuinely think Sam is a heckin good boy deep down inside who most definitely will not get even more cynical and cruel with agelol
jobe status?
>divorce papers LOL
>>205457381I don't even think it's that. Her seeing the fishtank name and looking it up is a cover story for the fact that she's actually been watching since S1. I was fully convinced once she started going OOH EE OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG.
>>205457517You're an idiot if you think otherwise. He's not a typical /pol/chud who parrots every right wing talking point, but he talks very openly about what his values are in his comedy all the time. Watch his speech at Rutgers for example.
>>205457534oh right... 'murica
>t-t-th...the...e..en...end...end...the end...
>>205457472It's clear he wants to make something worthwhile, but he also has an edgy sense of humor so he likes destroying stuff as well. He seems to be his happiest when he's making sketches desu.
>>205457469are you sure about that?
>>205456490We just got a letter
>>205457538>this is less attractive than tayleigh or the squaw
>>205457513she's either gonna leave herself, or she's gonna save whoever the others vote out and production is gonna pick her to leave instead
>>205457569reddit
this is retard bullying
>>205457562I'm Binx' age. We all know this from the rugrats movie in paris.
>>205457496of course it won't be, that's why there's no Fatty or Frank or any other returning cast. it's a new leaf, a reset>>205457472that's the issue with Sam, it's hard to tell what he actually believes and what he doesn't, but to me it feels like he doesn't give a shit about anything except being funny and subversive
>you're still young, continue to grow
>>205457577More feminine that Payton
alex is such an idiot
STAR POWER
the season 3 cast could have never survived on s1
>>205457555what are these ugly clown shoes?
>>205457581Same level and those are the two least attractive girls from the first two seasons
where can i send my wife a letter?
>>205457229cannot fathom wanting to be recognized wearing that
>>205457556im really good at skating so yeah i would Probably
>>205457590Witch Doctor was in the first one, not Paris.
>>205457418>tranimeKek, it never gets old watching weebs act like theyre some type of speshul niche group
>you're still younglmfao
>>205456490lmao Payton looked like she was helping an old lady down the stairs
>>205457469No just tayleigh
>>205457610damn that sounds fun
>>205457573That's why I've been saying the ideal Fishtank melds the two, chaotic but not hellhouse torture porn, soulful and uplifting but not saccharine and obnoxious moreso about helping to build character and make the contestants stronger and less obnoxious etc.
>>205457517Kek now i know why anons thing Jobe looks cool, they look as hideous as Jobe imao
>>205456490Im going to donate to some retard hospital or kids toy drive after this season, this is so fucking funny and fucked up.
Whens chrisy gonna run around naked
>>205457555wtf is he wearing lmao
>>205457562holy shit you zoomers are so retarded
Have they said the first episode of Famous House already released?
>>205457589no THIS is retard bullying *pushes you to the ground*
>>205457590I'm 32 too and I remember watching that movie, but I didn't remember that part at all. You think she randomly remembered and referenced something form that long ago?
>>205457592He definitely values comedy above all else. I agree with him being called a jester. The thing is, I think if we were living in a Nazi state he would still find things to make fun of. He's that kind of guy. He's not really a Nazi, he just hates how gay things currently are. He likes to poke holes in society and all that.
>>205457590Let the retard imagine that a song that's reappeared in different iterations since the 50s is something a 30 year old would only know from fishtank
>>205457610they asked for people to write fan tweets days ago
Enjoying a delicious afternoon snack while watching fishtank
Binx put on her shoes, I can stop clipping
>>205457562>She watched fishtank because she hummed an extremely popular tune that every millenial her age has burned into their brains
>>205457610It was on twitter https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1853528126828986857
>>205456627still based
>one of the tweets is from "JJJJJ"for FUCKS sake goran you didn't even censor these things, someone is going to read a tweet from JosieGroyper1488
>>205457596
>>205457557Is he though? I think he's becoming far more sentimental with age and it conflicts with his edgy humor. There's no way twink sam would tolerate the wiggers constant failures. They're his adoptive sons namely Jet.
>>205457614oh its the one where they got a retarded brother, you're right. i was thinking of when they got kimmee
>>205457416Never gonna happen, loser
>>205457610just write it in and they will send it to sneed :^)
Ppv down again?
>>205457613You are not allowed to skate with her
>>205457555why are his shoes like this
>>205457636Yeah they think they're on episode like 4 or 5
I hope they never lift the veil. this shit is so funny
>>205457097>he's so apoliticalsame guy that posts about politics on his twitter regularly?
>fan mail mentioning the n-word>sam said they're not airing him saying the n-word
>>205457637*hooks your leg* *pulls you down* *kisses you* *love rapes you*you started something you didn't understand
>>205457678No.
>>205457678works on my machine
>>205457445did it ever cross your mind that they did and in said video looked like fucking losers hence not posting it
>>205457639>You think she randomly remembered and referenced something form that long ago?She referenced it because Alex was talking about monkeys, and the Rugrats movie version changes a verse to be about monkeys
>>205457590>Zoomer RETARDS dont know witch doctor
>>205457678the thumbnails are out but cams are working
>>205457562she knows enough to meta game, she knows simbal is the least liked contestant and was teaming with him for that reason same with mizzy. she constantly says vague things to her making fun of her while talking to her face
>tight shooting schedulekek jet no one believes that
>>205457555WHAT ARE THOSE?????
>>205457557he's not a good boy, but he's also not that cynical or cruel. He's a complex guy, as all humans are. He loves to be transgressive and edgy, but he also seems to genuinely want to make things that put some good into the world
>>205457555If he's already wearing his "fashion," he's about to make it Jet-tank again. FFS.
Why is Alex so obsessed with kneeling? Is it a white male thing?
>>205457474You know the Balkans where ruled by the Ottomans for a long time, and Turks are technically Mongolian Asians.Jobe might just have more Turkic DNA hence the Mongoloid skull shape.
Where do they go after this season? They can't keep up the "reality show that turns crazy" gimmick because eventually word would spread among the casting agencies. Do they revert back to the season 1/season 2 format or just full send the Big Brother thing?
>>205457634>>205457607>>205457680he dresses this way because he is afraid of aging and thinks he can remain youthful by dressing this way iamnotjokingbtw
>>205457678buffers and is still unusable and the mpv playlist is fucked so it might as well be
It was foolish to let alex go first, he'll take forever
why is alex so obssesed with fame
>>205457418At least a quarter of women alive have adopted this as their main personality trait and it's fucking retarded
>tight scheduletight schedule>tight scheduletight schedule>tight scheduletight schedule>tight scheduletight schedule>tight scheduletight schedule>tight scheduletight schedulethings will heat up today.heard it here first.
>>205457555such a shitty outfit
lol still doing casual friday is a good bit
>>205457556Based ngl.
Do ppl rly think Binx doesnt know fishtank or is this just ppl trolling
>>205457693then where did this shit come from lol
How long until one of these names just straight up has "fishtank" in it
>>205457688>announcement said to keep it up to day 4 only>people talking about current events
>>205457639yes you fucking nigger
HOMETOWN HERO
>>205457706its casual friday
>>205457696>>205457692>>205457691Heard thanks for the update
>>205457557they want their father figure to be heckin wholesome : ^ )
>>205457730Stinx is obviously a knower
>>205457675you're never bagging a decent looking chick? yeah i agree man LOLyour riding the high of fucking one ugly bitch is pathetic desu
>>205457162always makes me a happy when I see people post stuff I made last season. thanks for saving
not even watching the show anymore. just like three beers deep and posting long ass posts that no one will reply to.>>205457022they did an insanely good job with the S2 house. not sure how much of it was deliberately put together, but the end result was an incredibly "tilted" place, loud and brash and disgustingly chaotic.>>205457472current day Sam tows the line between his old beliefs about creativity and "artist guy" shit, and his opinion on cattle (paypigs included), that they deserve to be milked for all their worth because they don't know better. I stand with him on the former, my opinion on the latter is that there IS a way to raise people up and make them see the light. maybe this is naive of me, but grifting your way through this world(albeit in an entertaining way) is not an option for someone with any self-respect.
>>205457734I don't think theyd print them without reading it first
>>205457719his twitter gives a bit of insight with his kardashian hating. he's born rich but never got noticed like they did, seems pretty jealous.
Stop asking Alex to read
>>205457734She does (it doesnt matter) (she cute)
this is the real litmus test for knowers by gauging their enthusiasm
>>205457709>Is it a white male thing?i think its an american thing
why are the others freaking out about alex saying anything?
>>205457734it will be Tishfank
>>205457701>alex34.jpgWhere is the Alex porn?
>>205457738Don't be so hard on them, we all know Jet can't read or write.
>>205457390
>>205457628Ya I don't want that for him thoughbeit. I want him miserable and making old MDE sketches.He has expressed that he makes his best work being stressed by 3rd world vagrants around him.
>>205457759first time experiencing jet neptune's production skills?
>>205457712At some point it'll have to be a cast of whoever they can get, fans or not, and label the show as a kind of endurance challenge
>canada
>>205457557they are fucking retarded but i guess his rebrand is working even though he can't help but sabotage it by blurting out some inane shit in frontt of the wrong audience
>>205457741Damn you're right.
>>205457748So long as you and I dance like this, nobody is getting pussyThe perfect stalemate
indian moment
>thanks oliver
>>205457642Yeah I mean if we lived in a Nazi society he'd be talking about how retarded racism is and probably being almost outlandishly SJW for the comedy value of it. Almost everything he does seems to be trying to subvert whatever it's addressing. His TED talk was lampooning masturbatory TED talks, his fascism is lampooning the sensitive culture we live in but also how retarded alt-right cringecels are, Fishtank is lampooning reality TV
Signal confessional with the fanmail is kino right now
A FUCKING LEAF
>>205457763bad bait, workout and ur ugly
>>205457759lol
the difference in energy between alex and simbal's confessional is insane
kekekek canada
Signal is the best.
>>205457730she knows for sure. hopefully that means they go harder on her if they let her stay
>you grope women so easily
>>205457712Jeet house in Toronto, you can EASILY just recruit a full cast of jeets walking the streets of Toronto and Brampton, jeets that will have no idea, and they are so obnoxious and attention seeking.
>NOT GROPING JUST TRYING TO GET A HUG
>>205457719Feel like he's gonna take it the hardest when he realizes his family isn't gonna give him money for being on this show.
The simbal ones are too on the nose
TRYING TO GET A HUG BROS WERE EATING
>not groping just maybe trying to get a hughttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731084745061842.webm
I hope Alexis' is just straight hate mail
>tankgood proofreading you whippet faggot nigger brain
LET ME GET A HUG NIGGA
>not groping... just uh.. trying to get a hug
>>205457763Meant for >>205457730
>tankok
the mizzy in her natural habitat
>>205457730People know she knows that it's a prank reality show, people are arguing over whether she's a super fan who snuck in
>>205457788>brazil
>>205456529holy fuck this is 100x better than the original
>>205457758I think watching Sam's vertical videos from the days when he was living with his mom and just pissing her off all the time is pretty revealing. He's a disruptor and he likes to make a joke out of everything. He always seemed satisfied when he could make his mom laugh even when she was mad at him.
>I love watching you every night on hulu>every nightFucking dumbass
>>205457788would've been even better if it said Brampton specifically
>hero of the tankcould these lazy retards at least read through a few paragraphs??
>>205457628i like the idea of it just being an intense exposure therapy for people
>>205457782ThoughbeitToughbeitThroughbeitThoroughbeit
>>205457829>touched us all with love
>stay in touch with the girls
>>205457826lmao
>>205457826what did it say
Has anything even remotely interesting happened today?
>>205457555Jet wants the Fish to compliment his expensive ugly street wear clothes. He started the season wearing billowing black business casual like he worked at Office Depot. Now he puts on one piece of his actual retard wardrobe at a time. "Damn Andrew, when did you get such great fashion sense?" "Oh it's no big deal, Smack. I just decided to take pride in my appearance. Maybe a certain someone inspired me..."
>tankwell they didn't check these at all did they lol
>Stay in touch with the girls
These are amazing.
>stay in touch with the girls>you will have redeeming arc>love from india
>>205457848They told them that they edit together a video with next day delivery
>>205457686I mean of course he does, he's pandering
>>205457836wow so people are rly that retarded. its obv she a fan girl, i thought it was trollers lol
>stay in touch with the girls>redeeming arc
>>205457855kek.>he says he is a young indian boy but his name is alexthe wiggers can't do a single thing right
>tank>watch you every nightvery good proofreading jet!
>>205457836Not a super fan but an obvious knower.
Simbals had SO many hints lmao. I think they're dropping the facade today
>indians can't have white namesbased currynigger
Every single message for Simbal is talking about India lmao
>simbal already knows the fanmail is bullshitnice bit dude
Simbal already questioning the authenticity of these
>Simbal is literally "where's my hug at"
>>205457826i fucking called it I FUCKING CALLED IT JET YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKING NIGGERi could LITERALLY execute his vision better than he ever will, and i'd do it for free just to show him what a talentless hack he is
The "good bad boy" lyric quotes are hilarious. I wonder if he knows the song.
>>205457896Laying it on a little thick here
Simbal is utterly demoralized.
Simbal failed the enthusiasm test he knows
>>205457813This, she got email from fishtank, and was contacted by fishtank lawyer. She knows everything
>>205457902nice fucking bit fagget
WHY DIDNT THEY CHANGE THE FUCKING NAMES
>>2054578852 days ago sam said they just dropped episode 2
>>205457824HOLY SHIT, I haven't seen that conversation with Connor. Jobe cracking up is too good
When do they kill them?
>>205457555Extremely Claire-coded fit
kino
>>205457608>Josie less attractive than SylviaCome on now
I love this shit reeking little nigga
Who didn't get fanmail?
>>205457930lmao
please let a binx tweet eb about her feet
Fuck you Jet for ruining the show
kill alexis
Burts will be the funniest
>thank you fishtankfan_JJJJ for the nice message
>>205457902they even let a reference to "the tank" slip through
>>205457928>wiggers>trysaid said he was crashing this show with no survivors last night. its over
who has read their letters so far?
i hate alexis so much
BINX LOOKIN EXTRA UGLY TODAY
Binxsimps cringe
Blue clues vibes with Binx here
>Awww thank you... xXBongZaRippaXx
>>205457902>>205457903>>205457924doesnt matter, things will heat up this weekend
The fish should request this in their next grocery list. It's good as fuck!
>>205457967symbol and alex
binx fucked up her hair
>>205457749this show and /ftl/ are standout moments in internet culture, i'll never forget you bros that make these cool images for me to hoard on my computer. somewhere on this shit website filled with low effort bait and outrageposts there exists a small but powerful vestige of the "old internet" that keeps me coming back.
why is her face that color
>>205457902Yeah, his tone changed after the tweet about watching every night on hulu in india. hulu isn't accessible in india without vpn.
>Putting them in cartoonishly big envelopes
>>205457967alex and simbal, binx is reading now
PLEASE let binx read simbals lettersPLEASE
binx is so fucking fak
>retards itt think these people are smart enough to notice the inconsistencieskill yourselves
Holyshit watching this hag in the confessional adopt the mannerisms of a teen is surreal
>>205457967Alex and Signal, Binx right now. Signal's was KINO
>>205457957"Oh..ok, interesting" after every letter
>>205457975I hope this happens
>binx singing alkaline trio KINO
>>205457975memeing this guy reminds me of winston
>>205457987its over
>>205457910you will never work for sam hyde. I recommend you find something else out there
>latinxFAKEJET YOU RETARD
>>205457997wifi literally just did though
Kill yourself.
in my head I always pronounce it as "moe-jack"
i hope theres a tweet saying she looked hot as fuck that one night chewing out symbol
>JetsGay69TankEnjoyerLove ya Binxie!
If this is the first season of Famous House why would someone know about Lil Maejok?
Production has to go mask off soon right? They're all smartening up to what's going on and gossiping about production constantly
Kato bangs
SI SE PUEDE!Also, goblin queen confirmed coming back.
binx fucked up her bangs lmao
binxydinkywinkypinky fake ass bitch
POOPOOPEETANK NOW OR IMMA REFUND
>thank you niggersneedgroyper
>>205457957he will reread each one tonight and try to solve them
its nuts how ugly this hag is. when she lifts her neck up its all wrinkles
there better be a footfag message
>another day of goblin binxBinx soon I will have no more jizz to give :(
>>205457997idk man im a straight up drooling retard and if i can spot them then surely they can?
>>205458041she's such a fake hag, annoying as fuck
>first season>fans already talking about All StarsFamous House is just that good
lol director cut away from binx
>>205457910reveal soon?
Why was Binx randomly red yesterday?
>>205457997its disrespectful to the audience
NOT AGAINNOT AGAIN
>>205458016I WROTE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG ON THE BACK OF A PHOTOGRAPHBEHIND YOUR BACK IT GOES
>>205458032because it's been there since the beginning of the season and they've mentioned its name a hundred times
>binxbitch fake crying on cameraThis slut needs brought down a peg.
damn, i didn't think binx would buy it, lmao
>>205457730"Ppl" are just dumb and/or simps
omg she's actually crying
>>205458024they prefer that term though
Why’s she crying? Retarded wiggers switched off in director mode.
>binx wept from hearing she's got 1k subs nowcute
>>205457642>>205457802this is true but he's also dumB and incompetent
They should have made up a crazy letter to Binx from the Bongrippa guy
>>205458064she's a cosplayer being live-streamed 24/7
her bangs look like shit today
>this is all I ever wanted to do>be an age regressed twitch whore
God you guys are such whining faggots. Le show is ruined waaah, stop watching then. God i hate you so mch
Gaslightank like this can be pretty kino
>all I ever wanted to do was be a shitty streamer lmfao women haahhaha
>"To think that I used to only have a couple hundred retard nobody fans like xxBongRippaxx, and now I have thousands...."
>>205458082disgusting foot slut
>>205458081Banned from black cocke
32 year old women crying at the prospect of more people watching her play FPS games yikes!
>>205458050aging is rough
>binx crying from the thought of having 1000 followerswholesome
>>205458079I thought that pissed hispanics off, even lefties
>>205458081she thinks she's got 1000 new viewers
damn
Clown Smaack and Goblin Binx scissoring
JIZZY FOR MIZZY
Beep boop function: kill self not yet fulfilled.
Time to bake.
>>205458061Sneed was convinced that'd be a thing on like the second day
Why are they bothering with mizzy lmao
>>205458101lmfao
TOTAL. MIZZY. DESTRUCTION.
>>205458085His biggest downfall lately has been his temper, bitterness and impatience. He can also be very unsubtle, especially when he underestimates people's intelligence.
>>205458081>>205458074>>205458078She's faking it you retards
>>205457555https://youtu.be/Xx4-HYQrYj8?si=ZvOWowI6M--xxtD5
erm
Are clips broken for everyone else? Many aren't loading at all, and clicking "Download" takes me to a Storj page saying "Access denied".
director definitely got premium galaxy gas today
life is so fuckin mizzy
>>205456681I would love to watch him die
>they just gave hatemail to mizzythats rude
mizzy always has the best reactions...
binx only has 1.1k followers so far. She can get a few thousand more no problem if they retweet her account though.>https://www.twitch.tv/binxbasilisk
>>205458101LMAO>i don't wanna play with you anymore
>>205458113it said subscribers
When I can’t cum anymore people will die. You guys fucked up.
>>205458136>a woman showing emotion? no, she must be trying to manipulate me
Mizzy are you so fucking stupid good lord READ IT OUT YOU FAT FUCKING PORCINE CATASTROPHE.
>>205458097why do woman make you emotionally upset?
these Mizzy ones are especially fake kek
>reading them silently Fucking Mizzy
>>205458154Not even reading them out loud. That's so fucking funny. Complete doofus.
>>205458146they've never worked this season
will she gargle on cock by the end of this?
>>205458157i don't give a fuck
>>205458157bro rly sat in his house and made this post aint no way ur real please be ai
>>205458118That's a man
>>205458157They said subs though. Which means she thinks she's getting at least 2500 a month from twitch now lol
Binx letter clip? director switched cams and fucked the 2nd half of it
binx has my heart
>>205458082thank god I'm a fag and don't fall for fake tears and pick me girls
>>205457084Yup cool nigger huh>>205458152This but for B.U.R.T. LMAOOOOOO
Mizzy is so checked out at this point
>>205458180Sam likes her so yea
>wer'e taking screenshotsof your televisions?
after these letters they have to know right
LMAO, that's too on the nose
>your music has saved my life
>mizzy's music is saving people's livesKEK
>i've been wanting to kill myself but your life makes me feel normal
>>205458190just goto the CR cam retard
>>205458152I’d love to watch you drown in a sewer littered with thousands of cuts.
>I've been wanting to kill myselfSubtle
Oh my fucking god Mizzy is completely braindead and emotionlessShe's S3 Josie!!!!
>>205458195>>205458195
>>205458205Hulu is on the Internet you fucking tard
>>205458180I think there's at least a 50:50 Sam phones her at 2AM
>>205458157She was at 700 at the start of fishtank. Pretty sad that she only got 400 from all this.
>>205458205seriously holy shit these wiggers are retarded
>>205458168if she is actually crying and not producing tears she is a witch
ngl this is kinda cute building them up like this, even if it's all sarcastic, they believe it and that is what matters
>>205458148>galaxy gashow tf do you use this?
>>205458198She's just too suspicious to take anything production says seriously
>>205458157can we get her banned for off platform stuff on twitch for associating with fishtank, how would I go about doing that
>>205458168Get real you dumb binxsimp.She knows exactly what fishtank is and is playing a game.Bitch needs brought down a peg, get her head shaved.
>india is number 1 fan of you
they are layin it on thicker than binx's makeup today
>>205458190clips are all down, storage is full - its all lost content now
omg my girlfriend is cryingHOW MUCH MONEY DOES SHE NEED FROM ME TO BE HAPPY !!! I CAN SAVE HER
>we might need the envelopes back
>>205458189>2500 USD a month is aspirationallmao do americans really
wait does she think they're real??
>>205458195yeah, God doesnt usually punish people twice
>>205458238fuck off jet, no one likes smack except you
>>205458198It was so fucking stupid to "redpill" her
Yeah mizzy didn't buy it
>>205458234balloons
>>205458205>>205458228check this out https://www.hulu.com/
GUYS MIZZY JUST SAID SHE LOVES ME SPEFICIALLY I LOVE HER TOO
>>205458185>bro reallyshut up nigger
>>205458190files catbox moe/pijkfo.mp4
>>2054582502500 a month for streaming yourself play games to a bunch of simps isn't a bad deal.
>>205458236kys
>>205458261she's been checked out for a week now she really needs to go
>>205458250For, basically, free? I mean that's a pretty good supplemental income. If she isn't paying for rent, that's really good.
>>205458268rly*
It’s a good thing they’re in a protected house. I’d make it a documentary.
>>205458238>NOOO SHE'S PLAYING A GAME ON MY FAVORITE REALITY GAME SHOW FISHTANK.LIVE
Wake me up when Burt reads his letters
>>205458262galaxy gas enjoyers take it straight (lol)
>hi mizzy i was going to kill myself but then took at look at your life, thanksLMFAO
showing your nephew la'ron is really fucked up
>>205458250thats pretty good for not having an actual job
>>205458185nigger spotted
>>205458265>>205458223it's meant to be a normie show. normies don't use computers
AGHGHHHHH I HATE WOMAN AGGGHHH
>>205458270thank you anon
>>205456490every girl gets a letter from an indianpls pls girl why u no give simbal your bobs why? why deny india?
imagine her makeup all washing away from your cum and spit and her tears, she's sobbing while sloppily throbbing on your penor up and down fat chick head style
>>205458185>bro reallygo back to twitter nigger
>>205458250how much do streamers make in your country, you fucking foreign faggot
>Mizzy/Alexis already wanting to go home>Pajeet knows the show's bullshitTHeyre gonna let everyone leave before the fishtank actually starts kek
>>205458198she knows they are fucking with her like 99% of the time
>>205458276Yeah after the redpill she stopped everything
Good job with the fail mail maybe don't write them when you're high off galaxy gas
>director cutting away from their own bits
>>205458299this isn't 2008 nigger
LaRon sounds like the tape from Fishburne's mom in Apocalypse now.
>>205458298ima fuck 3 goth chicks with my black cock just bc oif this post stay hating u dying breed
>>205458287i dont think they have security
this fucking WEBSITE
These people can barely read
>>205458040Whatd she do? Website Is down for me
Jobe is so me right now
>sneed doesn't buy it>mizzy doesn't buy it>india doesn't buy itnice bit faggets
>>205456585what's the full story on sam and marky? I always read bits and pieces, some say sam fucked her up with doing twisted things to her the other say the opposite
.>>205458074She didn't, you can literally see her skinsuit crinkle as she shapeshifts into a form she thinks you'd enjoy.
>No Sneed jokes
>>205458291wait seriously?we don't have galaxy gas specifically here but people have been doing nos for donkeys yearsliterally every user i know knows that you aren't supposed to fucking do thisno wonder jet is SUCH A RETARD
>>205458258>>205458289Die binxtards.She'll be exposed soon and will get the Ted treatment.
>>205458334retard
>>205458318these were written by fans on twitter
Jobe is our new Ian
Indian
>>2054583092500 usd a month is nothing in america. buckees local manager makes as much as a doctor in europe
>>205458274this doesn't really help much, do i email twitch or what
>>205458320pretty sure they do this on purpose sometimes in order to piss you off enough to want to buy a season pass and direct it yourself
>>205458324did u not see the election nigger? ur gonna die
>>205458330these bits are awful man, wigger crew huffing galaxy gas now
i don't know why you'd let them share the letters, it just raises the chances of them sniffing out the bullshit
>>205458334this post was typed by a female rape victim
Jobe dont got the Ian aura
>>205458339i hope so. i'd rather watch her streams than this slop
>>205458349How does it feel knowing that Burt understood the joke before you?
>HELLhouse BAD!!!>hopskotch and candy house GOODpeople unironically believe this
what does jobe do for a living
love me some depression house, everyone's so checked out, they need to
>>205458339keep posting this every day, maybe you will be right one day
>>205458362>implying this isn't the point
>binx reading jeet's tweets where they explicitly namedrop the TANKthat's a great bit.
>>205458339If you don't think the wiggers don't already know she knows then you're a complete retard. They basically grilled her in the confessional to see how much she knew. And I don't even like her that much
>>205458363HOT!!!
>>205458366Pathetic binxtrard
>>205458354you didn't answer the question, also STREAMING is nothing
>>205458359Soon we are gonna out breed u and ur gonna be the minority. we will win all presidts dmg been done. seethe white boy, no time machine will save u
>>205458338only danger is blowing out ur lungs, and u wont do that unless ur a fucking retard
SNAAAAACCCKKK GODS!!!! WE'RE UP!!!
>>205458223>>205458265You can't screenshot on streaming services retards.
>>205458356I wasn't mad. I just thought it was interesting they would set something up and then pull back from it. Thank you for defending their honor though.
awww smack is so cute!
Sneed, Binx and Alex all know
jet wrote this
the people who make this show are quite stupid at times
>>205458377this better just lead straight into them revealing it because there's not a single person who hasn't sniffed almost everything out at this point
>>205458363keep seething, kek
Josie is cute,mad cute.
>>205458400you think that because you're a fucking retard
>hi smaack, i am from palestinetoo thick jet
The Smaack letters were all written by Jet
>smack, i love how you police everyone's language and act like you work in HR
Smaack attack!
>>205458406you're fucking delu if you truly believe sneed knows
when alex gets drunk he'll look into the camera and thank the twitter users that wrote him messages
theyre not even trying to make it believable
SMACKIE IS READING EVERYONE QUIET
>>205458403i'm not defending shit, it's kike behavior
>>205458392You're not breeding anything, you flapjack titted lardass.
Can anyone explain the watermelon shit?
>>205458407Sometimes Jet can be a genius and most times he's a wigger whippet huffing faggot
>>205458392>points to abortion statisticsyeah ok nigger keep telling ur qwans to kill babies
>white passing afro latinx hahahahah
>@hackblastard>smack you're so sweet and kind
I hope smaack and all her fans die
cute Smack :)
>>205458400>t. retard who has never once tried to do this
>>205458406sneed definitely doesn't but no shit the others do
>>205458440KEK
baking
>>205458425His mom posted on Facebook about him being on Fishtank season 3, he has to know
>>205458339Ted wouldn’t have gotten 6 plushies in the first day, she’s not spilling the secret and making them money. They aren’t doing anything to her. She’s also one of 3 people actually treating it like a reality show
>>205458430BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
did binx run to the bathroom because she was laughing while he fake cried?
do you guys pronounce it latin - x or latinx like chinxI always preferred the latter but smack used the former and she should know of all people, I'm conflicted now
>>205458368They're tourists.>>205458382Of course they know, but they can't kick her out until she slips up like Ted.
>>205458458>>205458458
Who the fuck is this dude?
We've been talking about replacing Jet for 3 seasons, but I dont think its gonna happen
it's kinda cute when they commit to the kayfabe.
ITS HAPPENING>https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1854966836070162711
>goosemus
good thing alexis and harpies started bitching before mails for her harpies
>>205458438thank you Trump for banning abortions, hahaha the whites lose no matter who u pick
>goosmusl0000000000000000000000000l
>flashbang cingekino
>thank you katolol
fat retard #412 mentioned
>>205458392BBC WON
>>205458389>trardKek
>>205458473I was hoping they'd do it soon after these letters
>>205458325>so what’s the problem?>yeah some crazy guy came in here swinging an axe>oh ok why>well we run an internet show being broadcast to five people>oh that sounds very funny>it is I assure you>yes ok so what happened>they came in here with an axe and started attacking people>why>because the show wasn’t funny enough>ha okay then what>well they started hacking people to pieces really dismantling them decimation on a terrible scale>where were you?>I was hiding upstairs under a pile of faeces>damn>why damn?>because of this, Jet>*gunshot blows jets head off*And that’s how you make a good show.
Does Jobe know his cousin is Jet?
>>205458363You're a female rape victim?
>>205458135i literally (i.e. not figuratively) lol'd when he googled 'sensitive guy' to show wiggers what kind of ''''phenotype'''' he dislikes. i mean that's 69 iq.
>>205458532Jobe is Jet and Cleh's child from an alternate timeline
NEW>>205458538>>205458538>>205458538>>205458538
>>205458473FUCK YOU JET
>starving palestinian nigger with half of his family executed watching american reality shows in the middle of a war zoneand she believes it
>>205458571way, WAY too late Chud.
>>205458597what retard baked without posting it here
>>205458478Target rich environment.
>>205458442I hope the same for you :)
>>205458617>>205458466?
>>205458571Delete your fucking thread retard.>>205458466>205458466>>205458466
>>205458369professional wigger
>>205458466learn to post nigganobody sees that puny shit
>>205458284The money is only half of itthe other half of being employed is improving your workplace skills and becoming more of an asset Streaming is literally THE dead end job, the "height" of streaming is TV but you can't get there on grind alone, if nobody likes you you'll never escape digital pan handling
>>205457562The song is called witch doctor from the band cartoons now fuck off
>>205457846hes just a chan dweller not that deep
>>205458558He meant guys like Ted, basically. I also hate that type of person. They have no integrity whatsoever.
