No one's buying this bit edition/ftl/ News• Jobe - new freeloader - Ian 2.0• Connor - new freeloader - a gay pro wrestler• Computer has activated SFX• Alex chimped out on Simbal• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect• Do the SSI• Alexis is the Fishtank President• Chores have been distributed• Burt kissed Alex on the cheek 3 times>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitOld >>205456490
Binx look SUPER UGLY today!
It's almost time.
the show is over
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
Nightcore Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FJZgpq7FxQother versions:https://pastebin.com/sHJAj6Wt>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
It’s over.
>jet rn in the basement
Binx is transitioning into Kato.
Show is dying today
We are in the phase where they are all suspicious about the show.We are entering the grey zone.
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEPOOP TIME
It's time jet. Make the call.
>goosmus jet you nigger
Impatient fucking retards
i wish the whole world could be sparkles and butterflies to protect Smaack's smile forever
Goosmus solos you dweebs
>gossmus ughhh
>ITS HAPPENING https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1854966836070162711>ITS HAPPENING https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1854966836070162711>ITS HAPPENING https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1854966836070162711>ITS HAPPENING https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1854966836070162711
>>205458497>>205458491hahahahhahahah YESSeethe harder friendtank tourists
>>205458484finally. tired of boring house
>>205458484>>205458491>>205458497>>205458500>>205458503POO POO PEE PEE CACA
HOMELESS HOUSEEEE
>>205458484they are going to fuck everything up
>>205458484Who walks?my guess is1. sneed2. alexis3. smaack4. payton (only if alexis walks)
>>205458484sam will force mizzy to show her cellulite fat ass
>>205458484jet is tired of trying and sam is tired of not making tons of money off people saying nigger. wiggers deserve poop
>>205458484>>205458491>>205458497>>205458500>>205458503>>205458515rip s3
>>205458500PLS NO I ENJOY THIS SHIT FISHTANK SUCKS
Jobe didn't get any fan letters :(
>>205458339I don't know what you guys want. She is treating this like a reality show; she is doing what she is supposed to.
WHERE IS BURT'S FANMAIL
>>205458491about damn time
>>205458488
Poop kino incoming
POOPGODS WE FUCKING WON!!!!!!!!! POOP THROW LOLCOW TIME!!!!!!!!!
A TOASTTO POOPY HOUSE
>>205458529calm down pussy boy its time for some actual fun
>>205458504actual kino
Fishtank dies today.
AIDS HOUSECOVID HOUSE
>>205458491>>205458497>>205458500>>205458500POOP NIGGAS TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
Jet made the call. Smaack dies tonight.
>>205458484>oh i've been gaslit this whole time that i was on a real reality show?>bye
who is goosmus?
>>205458540its so jober
can we please subtly warn binx tonight? please!?
>>205458515Nice, the only people who couldn't handle heckhouse are the same people that nobody cares if they leave.
ARTIST GUYS WE EATING GOOD
>>205458503Nothing ever happens on this gay faggot retard show. when's the last time they've even done a challenge? remember when they all camped inside in season 1? why don't they do fun shit like that anymore?
>>205458543if Burt gets fan mail it needs to be from 16 year old girls who watch mean girls
GIVE US BURTMAIL
let's watch them compare inconstancies in the letters now
>>205458530I think Payton might go even without Alexis.
FAMOUS HOUSE > FISHTANK
rape tank is inevitable
JET IT UP
! UPDATE !Benleaks do NOT like the news
>>205458484le sigh these wiggers are so lazy, bring on the poop
>>205458531Force? She's been in her underwear for 13 days
>>205458554these people will leave if it becomes pee pee poo poo nigger house that's not even on tv. retard
>>205458560POOP
>>205458491>alright little fishies>now that you have $200 in famous bucks you're not going to want to leave now
Where are Burts letters
>>205458540They should have done a bit where somebody brings up a bag full of fan mail for him
IT'S CACA O'CLOCK
>>205458531she does that every day herself
>>205458570HAHAHAHA DIE BINXTARDOYour waifu is a sloppy 32 year old barren whore who took 100 different BWCs in her youth and will never have healthy children because she's TOO OLD
>site more broken than ever>TIME FOR THE SHOW TO ACTUALLY START!!
So i thought alex was married
PEE PEE AND POO POO BROS HOW WE FEELING?
Bianca is excited and bouncing like Josie <3
>>205458564Das crazy man>>205458484Hope Smaack and Payton walk. Everyone else can either handle it or deserve it.
>>205458531noooo i would hate that!!!!
If these aren't the final two I'm posting a bomb to rhode island
>>205458591Benleaks is correct
>>205458609DUDESTOP
miSSyWaffen report
Fuck you Jet don't ruin the show again
POOP POOP POOOP POIP POOP
>>205458515>>205458527>>205458526Oh boy icky picky! Vommy wommy! Pee poo! I want poo pee! My name is Cyrokeen!
>>205458610it works on my machine
>220pm and nothing has happened
>>205458591He's afraid of people kicking his ass when they hear the word "nigger" from his phone while he's watching the show at his local macdonalds with phone speakers.
>>205458560>Tonight's the night
>>205458570She'll be fine anon
>there not gonna feed us fake bullshit
>fishtank starts today
I hope Smack doesn't walk or get kicked tonight, she's soft on language/political stuff, but I think she can take more hellhouse stuff than people would expect
>>205458508The show's like 30% done dude
ppvland faggot fix your shitty buffering nigger site and fix the m3u8 playlist or I'll fuck your mother
>>205458622its so creamy in there i just know it
>reminder that Sam Hyde isn't an alt-right cringecel and actually hates his own fans because he's politically neutral and just does shit for shits and giggles>he only plays up the alt-right schtick because it gets him money and he gets to make fun of these retards by watching them actually believe and endorse the shit he says>hellhouse was never what Fishtank was supposed to beFishtank is cracked out reality TV, not a torture porn hellhouse fiesta, it should be rough, gross, and chaotic on the exterior but have a truly good heart and soul beneath that. There should be chaos, but not torture, this shouldn't be about torturing people who are fundamentally decent it should be about making them stronger and more resilient and taking down their ego to make them more kind and open
Why are the cams down? What happened?
Alexis wasn't happy as a married mom because she is a swinger's wife and requires gang bangs to get wet.
>>205458591The queer boy voice of the gay male people
>these retards believe the fanmail is genuine>they're all in high spiritsPerfect time for poop and vomit vibe crash. Well done Jet.
Has binx ever had a real job? That the only explanation I can come up with that she is 32 and acts like a 16 year old.
>Alex wants to BELIEVElol
fill the house with 5 homeless fentanyl addicts, HELLHOUSE
>Baby Sneed and Smack actually think the fan mail is legit and cryingKEK
Jobe owes Burt sex
>>205458509she 2 gud for this shit yo
>>205458645Less neanderthalic Connor
>>205458619WE FUCKING WON POOP WON INSTANT GRATIFICATION WON MY NEED FOR CONSTANT STIMULATION WON
>>205458619fucking fantastic. its finally happening poop bros
>>205458634she's so powerful
test
>>205458601....damn thats crazy
>>205458484DON'T DO IT JET DON'T DON'T DON'T
>>205458660Is that why no one is reading letters now?
>>205458660alex said it again
there's so many Famous House bits left to do...
I heart daydrinking and watching fishtank
foda se caralho this nigga is ugly
>>205458609who cares she's cool
>>205458633hahahahahaha fucking seethe binxtard
So I only watched part of season 1. What does the transition to full fishtank entail?
>>205458515Looks like I'll stop watching then
does anyone else prefer watching the slow boil over actual hell house
>>205458484There WILL be an unexpected twist to this, right?right?
>>205458553
Josie <3
jobe is literally me its scary
WHOS WALKING TONIGHT??>SNEED>SMAACK>PAYTON
>>205458706rape, poop
>>205458484>>205458491Finally GET FUCKED YOU FRIENDTANK FAGGOTS!PEE PEE POO POO CACA AND METHHEAD HOBOS
>>205458698Mogs the average Brazilian thoughbeit
Did Burt read his yet? I just tuned in.
>>20545866228 and 19
I'm honestly enjoying this fishtank-lite Famous House. I hope they don't turn up the heat too high too fast.
>>205458708no I don't like watching adult daycareif burt/alex didn't exist this show would be unwatchable
>>205458484FUCK YOU JET YOU COWARD STOP TAKING THE POOP PATH AND FORGE SOMETHING NEW AND GREAT
>>205458627Theyll be the only 2 left today, so we should be good Alinx bros
>>205458736no not yet
>>205458709>the five cast members most ready to leave all leaveWHOOPS!
>>205458709JET IT UP
>>205458700hahahaha die you fucking manlet jeet binxtard
>>205458681I needed at least 14 more days of horseshoes
>>205458609>t. Bongzarippa
>>205458708no, I need a naked fatty in the house NOW
>>205458736They're saving the best for last
>>205458708Absolutely, hell house is shit. Jet and Sam pulling the plug on this way too early
>>205458706probably not much
>>205458708yeah but honestly now feels like a good time to make the pivot
Sneed thinks he made it out the hood lmao. He is NOT gonna the truth lightly.
>>205458706the fact that they're being watched live and are basically being made fun of
>>205458724hopefully all of them. i would LOVE to see this blow up in the filthy wigger's face
========SMAACK UPDATE=========She did NOT kill the spider and has instead chose to befriend the spider and are currently the strongest alliance in the house. She named him George.
>>205458565guy who married Claire from Bitchtank
>>205458519>t. season 2oomer
don't let them cover this up
>>205458740>full reset
It's so obvious now. They all know about fishtank, they were told to act as they don't know shit, that's why Luke and Ted were kicked off. Ian just had bad luck and everyone just wanted to kick him off because he was the king
>>205458497>>205458497its about fucking time
>>205458708Generally no but with this cast, slow boil is the only good option
>>205458495whippets are such a shit tier drug. i can't wait to see jet and wigger's cocaine arc
>So far successful frog boil>Lets go 0-100Jet did good by bringing this concept into existence, but hes so bad at running this thing
FILL THE HOUSE WITH PISS SHIT AND VOMITBINX WILL SLURP IT UPFRIENDTANK = CANCELLED
>voted president>I don’t feel like I fit in
>>205458331Sam didn't fuck marky up, she's just fucked up which is why she was so eager to meet up with him and fuck in the first place and later posted tits on /b/. She has been back and forth accusing him of heinous things then trying to get back together with Sam and thinking of it as the time "before everything went wrong" (her dating the Brazilian pedo who ran masterchan). Marky lore is crazy, she is (or was) pretty disturbed.
i love instant gratification so fucking much
>>205458751seethe harder friendtank touristback to your big brother threads
>>205458745Whos the attractive woman on the left?
>>205458504it really would be aids house then
>>205458484POOP CHADS WE ARE SO BACK
>>205458708its way more interesting watching an actual social game. fishtank is gay.
>>205458774they dont like uppers
https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/1854967135555997748
>>205458484RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE! RICE!
>>205458790Sinead O'Connor
>>205458762Ben really does get into the role he is playing
>>205458708>does anyone else prefer watching the slow boilyes. i would love for them to just slowly drop the veil and see how long it takes people to solve it. that is WAY more interesting
>>205458708only anyone with a brain
>>205458774They already do cocaine, the tranny comm98 expose said they do
>>205458708They've been making progress, last night and the harsh confessionals were entertaining, just keep on turning up the heat because the fish have acclimated pretty well, its like a week too early for the reveal
>>205458782>get a leadership role>break downmany such cases
is jet really having that jeet wes ddos the stream proxies?
>before midnightso anywhere between now and 9 hours, good to know, Jet.
>>205458659Jet is a lazy fuck and Sam still isnt over world peace getting axed so he doesnt even try, its easier to continue milking edgy chuds.
>>205458799ffs they're about to fuck everything up again
>>205458776successful boring as fuck. its time for poop.
>Alexis worked to be an RN and travels constantly, not an easy job>Sam's a rich kid who crashed his dad's nice car & fell out with his family over this, has had nothing but fun & easy jobs Not really getting the deeper message of Alexis being the hated one here
>>205458790Goran Rapistovic
>>205458601this. kill goran
lets all love josie
>>205458816yes
>>205458802KINO!!!!
>>205458758Now we're fucking talking
>>205458659>fundamentally decent trvke. unfortunately ftl fags will find any small detail or perceived 'transgression' about these people to convince themselves that they aren't decent and therefore deserve to be tortured.
>>205458799rug it up
>>205458776>successful>not just everyone pretending to know knowcome on man, you can't be this stupidstop pretending and you will realize how awful it is.
>>205458787>friendtankhalf the house openly hates the other half. you don't even watch the show>>205458799its so fucking over
>zoom in on Burt feetJet is in charge of director cam
did the jeet share his with the others
>>205458813Shut the fuck up retard, a week too late if anything
>>205458799
QRD on today? I was jerking off
NOOO PLS SIR PLS DONT STOP THE FRIENDTANK SAAAR PLS WE WANT HECKING WHOLESOME FRIENDSHIP SIMULATOR
SMACK, SNEED, PAYTON, ALEXIS GONE, only ones left will be Alex, Binx, Simbal (maybe), and Burt (maybe)
This show isn't made for us is it? It's made for the nigger-spamming 1488 Jimmy-chud paypigs
what's the alexis one that jeet said "i'm sorry" about?
theres another girl in the house?
>>205458799kek
>>205458835it hurts, I will never have a tall, lanky squaw gf
>>205458859Truly
>>205458802We are so back
>>205458799>haha actually RENEWED FOR A 2ND SEASONThree more weeks of family house
>>205458826sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you are a grade a fucking retard
burt was in providence first? coincidence?
How many people are leaving tonight?
>>205458842>retards thinking Smaack deserves torture because she's too wokeThis is why Sam hates this faggots
>>205458846Its not the knowing part retard, its them not getting spooked at it getting more severe.
>>205458850a lion doesn't leave scraps
>jet having his pajeet poop boy ddoss ppvland>their own site is laggy trash>show is about to start guysI hope you die an early and painful death, jet!
yeah... them allowing to share these amongst eachother was a bad idea
>>205458856last night was great and was not friendtank. stop being a retarded poop poster
COUNT THE RICE, BITCH
Oh I get it, the site is shit on purpose today because its fishtank again
time to separate the wheat from the chaff, hope half of them leave tonight
>>205458863nvm it was just payton talking to burt. I forgot she existed
>>205458799He’s fucking with the audience again. Nothing is going to happen.
>>205458875none. they will accept the poop and learn to love it.
>>205458768There is no way in hell Alex is that kind of actor. He genuinely has exaddict brain and has no fucking idea anyone is capable of lying to him.
>>205458851nigger
REMINDER:this is what marring a nazi chud and letting them put a baby in you does to a woman
>>205458859Always has been
>>205458708This has been more compelling than anything since S1. I don’t get why they spend so much time DOING IT CORRECTLY only to ruin it. They had SFX spam last night and no one even cared, the slow boil is working
>no payton or burt fanmail
baby brained fool with no patience
>>205458859jet compromised his vision in exchange for retard tts
soon
>>205458799>they pull the rug>there's POOP under itNEPTUNIAN
>>205458717
7 DUDES5 CHICKS
don't let them cover this up.
Why would a shaman say "do the exercise?" Doesn't make any fucking sense
>>205458875alexis, sneed, payton, smaack are absolutely leaving today
>>205458856No, we want actual hellhouse, not fishtank. Keep them paranoid and make them afraid to be there, Alex, Burt and Smaack think it might be actual murder house
>>205458902None of that happened chuddy
>>205458768Took you long enough
Jet about to lose it all ... and at what cost?
>>205458902can't believe she married the sex with sylvia poster
Realistically what fishtank stuff can they do without having the cast quit right away? they can kick sneed alexis & smaack before so they don't make everyone else feel guilty but that only goes so far
>>205458902love low makeup sylvia
SEVEN DUDESFIVE CHICKS
This will be worse than GoT S8 right?
>wiggers don't put any effort in even changing the names up little bit>4 contestants have the same people calling them their "favorite contestant">totally deflated G O R A N I A N
so is "computer" just going away too? are they doing this so smack thinks its fans that are racist and not jet sending "nigga" tts?
>>205458708Nah shit is more boring than real BB IT’S TIME FOR KAKA
>>205458754Vance is gonna have another "get your dirty coco butter covered trigger pulling dice rolling hands off me you fucking nigger" moment
>>205458799still too early. they should give it another week and do it on day 20
>>205458902Wow, she's looking a lot better these days
>damn, this nigga crazy
>>205458881the update yesterday made the site more useable but it's still bloated
>>205458902opposite happened to Alexis. She married some fag with an earring that couldn't get her wet and it made her miserable.
>>205458879>pretending to get spooked>pretending to not get spookedit's all just pretending bud. THERE IS NO SURPRISE ANYMOREalso why would you give a shit about them getting spooked. LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE THEN BITCH I DONT WANNA SEE YOU ANYWAY
>>205458799>that's crazy man
>>205458708The social game going on was way more interesting than pretty much any moment in S2Last night showed that they don't even NEED hell house shit to cause drama and such. Just the introduction of a new, uncertain element with Jobe made them scream at each other for hours.
>>205458940that's pretty funny
>>205458902amazing what keeping your eyebrows on does to a motha fucka
>>205458940strike three for galaxy gas
POOPY HOUSE IS STARTING
>>205458708100% I want autistic big brother. I don't care about Sam's fetish content
>>205458914These feels like a Far Cry cutscene or some shit. So insane.
RUGPULL, TED'S BACK
>>205458933>hey smaack... you're one of the good ones>don't come to famous house tomorrow
post jobe
>>205458923>3 toilets POOP
>>205458847Shut it tourist.
>>205458902
>talking about freeloaders in the fan mail>they're all dated 4th of novembernice one wiggers
Peyton, Smack, Alexis, and LeSneed are going to quit as soon as the poop comes out.
>yeah we kind of got tire of keeping up the pretense >get out of my ear dude
>>205458899He is a fucking heroin addict, all junkies lie. He just wants to fucking win, he has contained himself incredibly well, only couple niggas thrown
>tweets just openly talking about freeloaders>>205458908nigger jet thought the fans would have less patience than him.
>>205458708Absolutely, they are going to kill the show with whatever bullshit they have planned unless it's a fake out on the audience
love all the seething in here because the show is actually about to get good. poop niggas stay winning.
>>205458902pregnancy and living in new zealand not eating zogslop and beer made her actually cute
>>205458962like omg you would make such a great succer mom. YOU GO GIRL
One More Final: I Need Poop
>I coined Smackheads>it's now cannonI won
They need to announce exact times for things, this is how you get ratings, don't just say something is "about to happen," that doesn't mean anything
WIGGER IT UP
>>205458962go watch big brotherthis isn't big brotherwatching unbearable normie cunts cry over the smallest thing 20 times a day isn't entertaining unless you're a girlbrained faggot
burt has a suspicion it might be livestreamed but he still jerks off everyday
It's about to get dark, real dark
the fish just realized it's all phony lmao jet it up
>>205458940It doesn't matter anymore, they are turning this shit into hellhouse tonight. Probably buying some time with this shit so the people thinking about leaving, stay at least 1 more day
based smaack knows about the smaack heads
Let the pissing and shitting begin.
>>205458940uh oh! whoopsie!
FUCK YOU JET
>>205458940Why didn't they just ask for posts lol.How do you fuck it up so these retards could figure it out lol
>>205458983Kek wiggers can't even fool low IQ fish
>>205458940he's such a fat fucking idiot
Jet just refuses to actually put in the required amount of effort
>>205458874Is that where they film the show?
>mfw the darkness finallg came
>>205458932I had a suspicion from day 1, but this confirms it
>same person>same number of likesanything that's not getting homeless people off craigslist is apparently too much work for them
literally the only people that want a reveal / rugpull are jimmycorders
>>205458484holy kino
>>205459012>FUCK U U FUCKING FAGGOT-Jimmy
Stupid fucking Jet FUCKED IT UP AGAIN
>>205458808exactly. They should start dropping more and more hints until these people come to the conclusion on their own, would be way more Kino than some curtain drop.
>IT'S FUCKIN POOPY TIME!!!!!
they fucked up the tweets lmaoo
>alexis seething for only having one fan
>>205459000its basically 9/10pm gmt (only time that relevant) and whatever the fats get up to
>>205459000famous house will end when the next can of galaxy gas is finished
assuming it's on purpose if they're just saying fuck it later today
>for this next scene alex you will pretend Burt is your BBW latinaFishtank litty?
would it have been hard to just have people tweet #famoushouse and screencap them to print out for them to read?
>>205459019they did, that's what fucked up about it. they couldn't even bother to check repeating names.
>>205458708SOCIAL GAME IS BETTER THAN TORTURETANKSOCIAL GAME IS BETTER THAN TORTURETANKSOCIAL GAME IS BETTER THAN TORTURETANKSOCIAL GAME IS BETTER THAN TORTURETANK
>>205458902reminder
the slow boil is a legit idiot filter
stupid ass fucking retard
>>205458989I didn't say he couldn't lie, he doesn't often. I said he couldn't act and he believes almost everything everyone says, he doesn't believe they can lie.
>>205459054>on purposefirst time?
anyone find the craigslist ad for homeless people yet?
>>205458659IT SHOULDVE BEEN VIDEODROME AND FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE.
>>205459011Burt is a pedophile nigger—these things are to be expected.
>>205459012In retrospect Scott was lucky he survived this
>>205459012they'll never recover from what's coming
>>205458940>>205459030fucking christ jet you seriously have no attention for detail
>>205459026Out.
>>205458940it wouldn't be a jet neptune production otherwisethe true iconic mark of ineptitude
can these wiggers really not inspect element?
>>205459049they just stopped caring and want to do poop house. what feedback are they listening to that thinks we want that?
>>205459062this
>They’re about to find out the truth. Don’t even know if we’ll have a cast after this— it’s best you tune in right now- Samuel Hyde
Sam chimes inhttps://x.com/wigger/status/1854969825199898882
>>205458982Aw come on she obviously looks way better you have to give her that
>>205458955this bit sucks
EAR OUT, how can I know they'd read each others letters? I thought they'd burn them after they read them!
>>205459028Biggest surprise for them is ben not being flamboyantly gay
>YOU'RE ACTUALLY ON HELL HOUSE!!!!>what?>GET READY FOR HELL BITCH!>so we're not famous?>ERMMMM RICE MUCH? where are you going? you still get money. we're still gonna pay you.
>>205459054>on purpose
>>205459096they're just admitting that they might completely tank the show awesome job guys
>>205459064Why did you post this goofy edit
>>205458708It's funded by people with Jimmy tier intelligence
>>205459072You son of a bitch
>>205459082Oh fuck
>>205459096>:Dfuck you sam
>alex realizes that both mizzy and simbal's messages mention indialel
>>205459064god she's so plappable
>>205458940
>>205458997>>205459006Screencapping these for when the viewer count drops to sub 5k after 1 week of poopoopeepee CONTENT with only 2 contestants remaining
>>205459096
>Alexis realizes she only has one fan and goes right back to packing
>restarting stream while nothing is happening
>>205459073trust me i love to shit on jet but they had to go out of their way to keep the same names and likes instead of just screenshotting the tweets
I hope the 'reveal' means they're going to start ramping it up rather then just spilling the beans. Of if they do, just tell them it's live and that's it.
>>205459064I'm cumbing
Why is Binx's face so shiny? What a dumb bitch
>>205458799FISHTANKTONIGHT
>>205459061No they didn't, Simbal figured it out because it's the same names and likes aka they probably just changed the comments with inspect element at best.
>even the youtube stream bufferswiggers are so fucking retarded man
Barely any effort in making the tweets real, now Fishtank is starting today. Jet and Sam are retarded pulling the plug this early and being so incompetent. Hope you enjoy the trash incoming you edgyfaggot paypaigs
i am so disappointed
QRD on what's happening?
>>205459015I love her, I am even thinking about dming her, which I've never done and I know full well it's lame, but I do want to support her unironically
alexis, smack and laron definitely dippin out after today
>>205459118they need to bring the bell back. if people are still around after tonight lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT3cMUtcKHEPOOP NIGGAS OUR TIME IS NOWWE THOSE POOP THUGS
ALEX STEIN AND AIRSOFT FATTY SIGHTING IN THE YARD
>>205459064why did you add that circle you retard
They're going to fumble the ball hard with the reveal>YOU'RE ACTUALLY ON FISHTANK, MY LITTLE FISHIES! >H-hey, wait. You're all leaving? I-I'll give you Famous Bucks if you stay
>>205459100WHERE POOP GORAN
>>205459096>Now kill the show
>sneedwill leave because he doesn't want his expensive clothes messed with>sm-ACKwill leave because she can't handle tts>alexiswill leave because she realises she has a kid to look after>payton>will leave when she gets called a tranny from tts
it should be 4 weeks of build-up instead of 2
>>205459096>YOU READY FOR POOPY PISSY ICKY PUKERS? PUKING SHVAING HEAD SPITTING SHITTING TIME? WAIT WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING???
>>205459070No, I meant all the junkies lie, he knows this, he has grown with junkies, he knows everybody is lying. He really is good actor if you believe he doesn't know
>they're gonna reveal it through burts fan mail>burt will read it go hrm interesting then not tell anyone else
>>205459096>they're actually going to rugpull the nihilistic hellhouse retards and unveil FriendtankKino
>great night will be followed by a goranian daywhy do they always do this
>>205459062not when its crying and pandering for votes. social tank was a failure. social tank got rid of ian and made luke crash out early. pity party house sucked
WHAT THE FUCK IS LETTY DOING NAKED IN THE DEN!?!
>>205459129I don't care about viewer count, obviously big brother gets 1000% percent more viewers because it caters to normie faggots like you. Fishtank isn't that.
>>205459135no retard, twitter fishtank orbiters sent MULTIPLE tweets, this was accidental i promise you
They've managed to save it before when we thought they would colossally fuck it up this season, I'm not feeling very hopeful about this but you never know
>site downThe rug pull was on the audience
>>205459154use your brain, retard
>>205459144>Smack leaves>Alexis leaves>La'ron leaves>Peyton leaves>Burt leavesI think everybody else stays for at least the beginning of hellhouse.
>>205459155they won't say fishtankthey'll say it's livestreamed and if you wanna be famous you'll have to do fucked up shit
>>205459129>more viewers means more better>more viewers means more money>more viewers means i was rightjust stopalso thanks for the screencap
>>205459144the mood will never be in good spirits again after this. alex will know people heard him say niggah and want to kill himself
>>205459110I mean, this could all be a gaslight, fake ending
>rug pull meant cutting the streams for a pizza party and vibe reset
>inb4 they're bullshitting to get people watching the show and the reveal is going to be something retarded
>>205459096Gay. Would be funnier if they never reveal it
that's a wrap folks.
Neptunian gaslight incoming
RICE COUNTING POOPY DIAPER CHALLENGE IN THE CELL WITH FRANK HASSLE AND FATTY
>the joke was on us all along
>>205459180non-response
>do the reveal while the site is barely working and is a slideshow
>>205459096POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP THE DIAPER TIME
>>205459145die tourist faggot
>>205458872Nothing I said is false
>>205458744>Spend half of S2 rotating freeloaders to keep the show afloat because they got a bunch of quitter fans>Spend time post S2 with filler seasons to try and get a cast who won’t know the show>It all pays off, slow boil is going strong and they don’t even question computer spamming la bamba at 3am>Losing patience at 2 weeks, willing to ruin the show for a homeless people but>We will now be running back S2 for the rest of the month because half the cast will leavePayton slept through a “Pig Squeal that sounds like a jet engine” TTS last night, even she is acclimated to the spam, but I don’t think that’s enough and she will like walk if she gets hassled by hobos. This is a complete waste
>>205458902>>205459064REMINDER X2:>https://fapello.com/sylviadream/
we're gonna have so much fun tonight
>>205459161>>sm-ACK>will leave because she can't handle ttsimplying jet won't still continue to filter tts for his precious smack.
FIX THE SITE JET NIGGER>STOP DDOSING PPVLAND JET NIGGERFIX THE SITE JET NIGGER>STOP DDOSING PPVLAND JET NIGGERFIX THE SITE JET NIGGER>STOP DDOSING PPVLAND JET NIGGERFIX THE SITE JET NIGGER>STOP DDOSING PPVLAND JET NIGGERFIX THE SITE JET NIGGER>STOP DDOSING PPVLAND JET NIGGERFIX THE SITE JET NIGGER>STOP DDOSING PPVLAND JET NIGGER
how many strikes is goran on now?
>>205459064Why does every fat girl have an onlyfans? Why is God so cruel? :(
GORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! GIVE ME POOP AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>205459096>the show might end cause of what we’re gonna do LOLfaggots
>youtube down>ppv not working>ft site not working nice
When are they gonna tell Burt that sex was actually allowed from day one?
IM SO HYPED TO POOP
RELAXThis is a gaslight, actually Dr. Disrespect bought the show to save it.
sylvia has a nice pussy
OMG OMG OMG I LITERALLY CANT WAITTHEY WILL PRETEND TO BE SO SHOCKED KEKWLE EPIC RUSE
PPVLAND PLEASE FIX!
>tune in now>it happens before midnightso which one is it faggots, are we supposed to be glued to the screen for 9 hours?
>>205459129hahahaha seethe normie
>>205459241when dumbgay arrives
>>205459201So artistic :O
>>205459233jet's about to be replaced with jobe, permanently
I'm pretty sure the production will go full retard after the reveal, like some autistic trying to do a GOTCHA MOMENT against normies
POOP HITLER RAPE CHALLENGETHANK YOU SNEEDRAPEFUCKER FOR THE BALL
>>205459206>low iq nigger can't use their brain
>>205459216>he thinks the poop posts are unironicjimmycorder faggot
>>205459148nigga
All the cams are down now the true Fishtank experience
>>205459249yes
>ppv down
I'm ready to kill this show
POOP NIGGAS TURN UP
>still can't see shitWhat the fuck?
instead of revealing they're on Fishtank can we pivot to a Who Wants to Be a Millionaire reveal?
i just hope ben is still gay after the reveal.
>>205458902hope she makes it, I liked her in season 1 she seemed like a good person
we're about to lose sneed, alexis, payton and maybe burt and simbal. they will be immediately replaced by freeloaders and then it will be fishtank as usual (which is a good thing)
>>205459256JOBE NEPTUNE I KNEEL
What’s going on? Haven’t kept up at all but I saw Sam hyping on Twitter. Are they just about to learn Trump won?
>>205459165You are a paranoid schizophrenic if you think Alex is some Emmy level actor on fishtank all to hide knowing about a show. He also does believe literally everything production says even when it's a random bit unrelated to being on a reality show. He "plays up" to a degree but he is being mostly real, there's no acting.
TURN THE YOUTUBE STREAM BACK ON YOU CUNTS
>>205459161Good.All 4 are complete nontent and can fuck off.
Burt will eat POOP in order to impress the guys
>ppv.land runs like shit now (nigger ddos)>youtube stream down>fishtank site runs at 1fpsreveal today guys!111
>>205459171>social tank got rid of ianImagine crying over this
>ppv down again
>>205459260ITS A BLUUUUUE BAAAAAAAAALL
>>205459222i literally cannot fap to any of this. Sex with Sylvia poster is a freak.
>fatty, frank, xavier, scott and greg all walk through the front door at the same time with boxing equipment and a poop cannonwould you mark out?
this is just a fake "reveal" announcement again right? it will be a new hulu episode, right?
>>205459136same. going full blown before showing a simbal touch compilation will be a huge waste. with a blurred face like that one anon said, you know wifi will still just try to play it off like its not him
Tonight, its starts... Satanic bros we are so back
>>205459288>sinister gay manwould be kino
COUNT THE TURDS IN FATTY'S ASSHOLE CHALLENGE
>hell house begins>luke enters....
tfw you kill your show
>>205459290simbal won't leave
>post yfw the rugpull is just another gaslight
>>205459303burt will eat poop from alex's asshole
STRIKE STATUS BROS WE'RE SO BACKSAFEWAY BROS WE'RE SO BACK
>>205459290as long is binxjosietayleigh stays they should make enough money with 0 effort.friendtank was too much effort for the wigger crew.
>tourist faggots crying about losing alexis, payton, smack and sneed, the 4 worst nontent contestants in fishtank historyAhahahahaha shows you the sort of faggots who want this to be friendtank all the way through.
>>205459161remember when megan left and we lost all that content? oh wait...
>reveal?please, this is the mizzy show now.
So how long are we supposed to be tuned in for
my gf is coming over tonight and i wont be able to get shitfaced, clip binx and watch the first day of hell house...fuck my life
>>205458858Can’t wait for them to fill the gaps with kooky random freeloaders from Sam’s orbit
Ian coming back will save Famous House
Watch the "hell house" just be them counting rice tonight and slightly annoying tts
CAN'T SEE ANY STREAMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POOP TIME???
>>205459329sams about to call him out as a dirty fucking pajeet and he will crumble
>>205459262yeah i'm not smart enough to understand why putting a circle over a girl's ass is good
>>205459308fucking this I'm gonna go insane
>>205459152sorry, you're the minority. i only liked s2 as a showcase of reddit jimmy, the rest of it sucked hard. and there's a good chunk of tankers who don't even love to hate jimmy.
Whatever happens, I will find a way to be mad at Jet.
>WAAAA WAAAA WHY THEY RUIN MY FRIENDTANKwe had more than a week of normie yap tank, enough is enough.im actually excited they are finally doing something, about time to turn the heat on.
>>205459096i aint risking missing anything
>>205459175>>205459187>V- views dont matter! Only true artist guys can appreciate icky pukers and Frank Hassle!! Normalfags just cant comprehend the fucking sick content that Fatty will bring to the tank! JJJJJJ
>>205459096Ah ok, so this is some sort of joke thing.
Luke coming back would be one of the only good hellhouse ideas
>>205459290the best parts of fishtank is when they trick a retard into confidently do stupid shit thinking it is cool. thats why Jon is so loved. this entire season could be "jon weating the boxing helmet 24/7" tier if they wanted it to be
UH RICE MUCH? POOPY PUKERS MUCH?
>>205459290many people are saying this
WHERE ARE PAYTON AND ALEXIS?
>SEETHING
>>205459313YOU ARE GAY
is alexis already crying about getting mogged fan mail wise?
Hey jet maybe people would just use the fishtank site it it didn't suck balls. Fire Wes.
they should wait until at least after the second elimination, it will increase the incentive to stay if there's less contestants left
They should bring ted back tonight as motivation for them to stay. these girls all want his gay little cock.
Yo bish we out here
>>2054593424 weeks of the final four is a brutal stretch. same thing happened in s1 and s2 and things got really stale
>>205459299Nah bitch, he knows. They were told if they reveal anything, they will be kicked off the show. That's why Luke and Ted were kicked, fans know they know what kind of a show this is
>>205459331>guys, we have a bit announcement for you>you're not really on hulu>you're on netflix instead!TWD
>ALEX STEIN ARRIVAL IMMINENTALEX STEIN ARRIVAL IMMINENT>ALEX STEIN ARRIVAL IMMINENTALEX STEIN ARRIVAL IMMINENT
>>205459379Hydian.
>>205459360nta but you really should try to use brain
>alexis whining for only having 1 fan>sneed trying to stop her from being a whiny bitchbased sneed
>>205459314That'd be fucking based.
>>205458530Call me crazy I don't think Alexis walks.
>asking fans to do thingsJet, it's fucking over for you
Jet is going to set up a TV and broadcast /ftl/ threads 24/7 from now until the end
>>205459379at least he knows that he is killing the show
>jet and sam thought people really wanted to see poop
HALEYGANGMOGGEDMOGGEDMOGGED(she was unironically better than any o f these bitches though)
>camera focusing on smack being a quirky chungusjet is manning it
ppv.land streams still up (little lag though)use this m3uhttps://pst.moe/paste/coodxnhttps://pst.moe/paste/coodxnhttps://pst.moe/paste/coodxn
>>205459331
>>205459379tell this fat retard that his nigger site doesn't work because he hired a pajeet that can't code
Jet, get her in there!
it's so funny they got two guys that both wear sleeveless hoodies and call themselves animals
>>205459342Kinda pointless if all the normies leave. We don't need another vance josie
>>205459301Imagine blasting your load all over Josie's face and she says >Erm didnt see that cumming :3
>>205458458Spend time ranting about art. Hire wiggers who don't even proofread. What's the excuse for this? We still made money? Sounds Jewish.
So they figured out they're fake but now they think they're real again?
>>205459360hmmm i don't know anon, maybe a woman's ass perfectly following a circle isn't natural? maybe implying photoshop? like i said, you're a retarded nigger without a functioning brain
nice, a wood joke
yard ptz
>>205459367This.Normies out.
>>205459356we poopin good tonight bros
>>205459413what a lazy faggot
FATTY IS HEREYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
it's now this weekend and they need random people to make the content for them instead of his staff of graphics artists, web engineers, and video editors.
>>205459411she has a kid and has said already that she is about to leave, the only thing keeping this bloated pig on the show is the lie that it's a hit on Hulu
>>205458708I feel like I wasted so much time tryingto watch for kino and ended up just watching bitches and faggots yap about estrogen matters
was Ian an illegal?
>>205459443le normies kek
who's the first to leave, im thinking prince
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
Yesterday was the best day of famous house yet. Why drop it?
>>205459396PRIME TIME 99 ON THE GRIND ALL THE TIME UKRAINE AND I GO INSANE, PUT A BULLET IN PUTINS BRAIN!!!
>>205459314Jet's pov when half of the contestants leave.
>>205458484Nooooooo don’t do it
>>205459438yes wiggers are now again pretending that the cast doesn't know BIG REVEAL !!!
>>205459413Sure is fishtank
i hope they don't all give up and begin phoning it like mizzy as soon as it's revealed to themit'll just be season 2 again
>>205459347put the show on and tell her she should be more like binx
>It's fishtank now!>LOL BUILD A TABLEI guess that was one of the funnier bits from both seasons...
The more people quit, the better chances we get TJ back on.
>>205459367agreed. send in the clowns.
>>205459452And their site barely works.
>table building againTHIS ISNT ENOUGH POOP FOR ME
do the fish know who won the election?
They’re going to bring in an actual fishtank and the twist is…the fish themselves have to take care of and feed the fish.
Someone do this for me please for free right now. Also any ideas for the show I'm supposed to be running?
Honestly, I don’t think now is a bad time for the reveal per se, everyone is figuring it out and burning out. However it’s a complete gamble, and it’s most likely that things just crash and burn. They better have some strong freeloaders lined up in case they lose everyone
Hell House was always the point.Muh comfy was just cope that they couldn’t pull off what Hell House was meant to be.
>>205459439>round things being round is impossiblekill yourself
Anyone have the clip of Payton saying she drank night 1?
>>205459342>he doesnt want to see when people he hate gets punishedwhat is wrong with you?
>>205459457Normie out.
>>205459452grim
>>205458930It’s crazy that we share a thread with fags that don’t realise the psychological aspect is the best part of the show. The wiggers too, even though paranoia would mean they have to do less work to keep the show interesting
what this wigga planning
>>205459489my thoughts exactly
>>205459423thanks
OMG LET ME POST A YTITTER SCREENCAP 2 MINUTES LATE AFTER 5 GUYS ALREADY DID IT HAHAHHAHA
Did Payton read hers yet?
>>205459483*ramp building
they've had a grand total of one elimination so far and one guy kicked for being a fan why would they break their illusions this early?
>>205459501broken wrists
>>205459489>strong freeloadersbest I can do is fatty and frank
>it's happening...
>>205459501the classic fishtank bit of making them build a table
I need to see shit poopy scatplay.
>>205459501bitty status?
FUCKING TORTURE THEM ALL READY.
>>205459501>poop
>>205459492retarded gooner
Nothing is going to happen
Miss me? Watch tonight.
HAHAHAHA JET'S SETTING UP A SKATE RAMP FOR SMAACK SO SHE DOESN'T LEAVE WHEN THE NIGGER TTS SPAM COMES THORUGH
POOP TABLE CHALLENGE
>>205459514Because the fish are barely buying it anymore anyway?Fuck another week of normie yapping
>table building challengeWow Jet, very cool.
>Burt didn't get fanmailLame
>>205459413>Somebody do my job for meNo
>>205459524FITTED
Jet just wants to do the reveal so he can drink with the crew on camera again
>>205459452>and they need random people to make the content for themSam bootlickers will gladly oblige
>>205459521That’s only for letty
>>205459501CLASSIC
AND THEN....
>>205459500This. I thought this board was better than site chat but it's just as bad this season.
I told you they're turning Mizzy into the new Letty. All you retards already hate her
The cops came already, right? I'm filling out my bingo card.
Waifus and their simps carry this entire series on their backs.
>>205459520bitch you are 32 stand up
I NEVER MENTALLY MOVED PAST MIDDLE SCHOOL I WANT TO SEE PEOLPE THAT RESEMBLE MY BULLIES BE TORMENTED FUCKING NORMIIIIIIIEEEEESSSSSS POOP ON THEM
>>205459545I was hoping for something a bit more poopy
>>205459501that does not seem like enough wood.
>>205459571yeah alex's wife called them
>making mizzy build the tableok that's pretty funny
>>205459322fuckin lol
>>205459413>please make the show for ushire someone you fucking jews
chances of one of the fishes cutting their fingers?
table is mizzy
>>205459492literally nothing is perfectly round it's impossible
AND THEN WE HAD THEM BUILD A TABLE
okay good, now get fatty in there to spray shit on her while she works
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE'LL MAKE THEM BUILD TABLESActually pretty funny desu
>>205459413Reminder this fucking guy hands out graphic design and media "advice" wholesale. What a phoney bologne.
>>205459543they literally started crying reading their fanmail an hour ago they completely believe it
>NOOOOO JET DON'T LEAVE I LOVE YOUYup I'm thinking Jet won
>>205459413Some faggot will do it and wont even be paid KEK
>have everyone take DNA tests>do nothing with itgaslighting them into believing alex is 15% west african was just too funny I guess
>>205459576omg thats so random and quirky i love her so!(I AM MAKING FUN OF YOU, RETARD)
>>205459521time honored tradition
>>205459584nobody said it had to be a big table. there's enough there for a small corner table
>>205459563They made the guys do it in season 2. You don't remember the classic jimmy line "there's metal in the wood"
>>205459501He's building a skate ramp like in Freddy Got Fingered, except this is Mizzy Got Raped (By Burt and/or Conner)
do you guys consider a normie just anyone who is socially-adjusted?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE TO BUILD A TABLE CRAZY HOUSE I'M GOING INSANE HELP ME NIGGER MAN AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>205459453she's desperate to feel young and free again. she's been wanting this vacation form being a mom for years. She's going to be very conflicted
>>205459604HECKHOUSE IS BACK!!!1!11!~@
She's gonna lose a finger or two
>SHAAAAAAART
>just break my heart, production why don't yayou have no idea, mutt
At least she got right to it.
>>205459575KILL THEM.
Life is pretty mizzy in yard
>tfw princesstank
this is why they need mizzy
>>205459620Classic Jimmy retardation.
>>205459575HOW DARE YOU DEMAND ENTERTAINMENT FROM MY REALITY TV SHOW
the reveal is mizzy making a table
>>205459629Stupid binxtard
>>205459500I agree with you, the psychological torture is funniest shit, because it actually makes me paranoid too. If they start slinging POOP now and start the boring POOPOO PEEPEE fishtank, I might actually check out
>forgot the wood saltstupid bitch
who's the first one tho crash out after the chaos ensues?
>>205459096Artist guys memorise this
>>205459575
Why are burt and Payton not reading their letters
>>205459635took letty several days and nothing got made
>>205459514Because instead of a slow burn it’s been a bunch of flash fires and nothing in between
It'd be pretty funny if this is the only reason they said it's fishtank now. Nothing is more fishtank than making retards build a table
>>205459453Debatable that she cares about her kid. But I didn't know she said she might leave. Missed that. Eastern europe time zones are shit for watching fishtank.
>>205459585I hate that ugly pink thing she wears everywhere. she looks retarded
>>205459492man I miss when 4chan was 99% educated white millenial nerds from 1st world countries and not 80% brown 3rd world zoomers
>>205459629>>205459585>>205459576>i can't think of a better person to build a table than mizzy
>>205459658Sneed
>>205459646
>>205459630thats what im thinking. im neet now but i used to work as carpenter for a couple years and you are prone to cutting yourself if youre not careful.
>>205459651ENTERTAINMENT = POOPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOO THEY DIDN'T GIVE HER GOGGLES OR GLOVES. THIS IS HELLHOUSE. I'VE GOT OSHA ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW.
>>205459600>>205459671>>205459534
>start cutting the wood in the middleI know shes retarded but jeez
city girls make due
>>205459629NO SHE CAN'T SIT LIKE THAT, PICK ME
GIVE HER SOME WOOD SALTactually no one can 'act' retarded like letty.
>>205459658sam
>>205459658Sneed Payton and Smack Alexis
mizzy is gonna hurt herself
>>205459646very nice, svaed
>no ability to salt or wet the wood>metal in the wood>no heat nailshow the fuck do they expect her to build a table like this??
why is everybody already pissed at her
>>205459665They never got her wood salt or heat nails wtf do you expect
what is with women and woodworking that just never works
>>205459679False dichotomyStrawmanNigger
>>205459684>le doubling down and then pretending to be retarded cardYou think we haven't seen this a million times before?
>>205459698who cares
>>205459423thank you so fucking much
>metal in the woodhaha jet I got the reference
I think she will actually cut herself by accident.
to be fair to mizzy I bet none of the other girls in this house could do it
I'm trying to imagine a life where you've never had to saw a piece of lumber before
Life is so mizzy guys.....
>They made Payton crykek
why cant women use a saw?
>>205459715they tried to make the men do it in season 2 and it didn't work there either
why is she cutting it like that? use your knee or the table bitch!!!
>IM HUNGRY fat bitch pls
is the table bit supposed to be funny
payton crying
>>205459740Payton probably could
>>205459613we'e from two different worlds
>>205459740payton
>>205459740Alexis and Smack could.
>haha are you guys gonna build a skate ramp for me?>woah mizzy what are you doing? building a skateboard?>haha im gonna skate on whatever she builds!just shut the fuck up
>>205458708yes
>>205459740payton could but that's cheating
Stupid bitch.
>>205459756i laughed when she started to use the hammer desu
>>205459756hehehe it's just a little snapshot of the pure fvckin sickness inside jet's mind
>paytriotsit's paypals you bald fucking bosniak faggot
Is Peyton actually a dyke or is that just /ftl/ jeet cope?
>>205459521Eddie Munster
>marinate the wood with WHAT?!
>>205459756yes
the nietschean oiled young male rape squad is on it's way
>>205459753they gave the S2 guys actual scrap wood though, mizzy has more than enough to make a table
>>205459718no idea what you're talking aboutit is not impossible for things to be circle-shapedif you "disagree" (not possible), kill yourself
>>205459780inside.. he's a twisted fvcking psyCKopath
what's got payton crying now?
>>205459789watch the show
>>205459777Use your legs to put more power behind it!
>Payton cryingThese people deserve the poop
Payton crying in B1 again
>>205459751about what?
>>205459789she's only said she's gay like 10 times so far so it's up in the air
>>205459740Payton is a man so you are right
guys, imagine how epic it would be if sam gathered everyone in the den and started revealing that they’re actually on Fishtank, live-streamed 24/7—not on hulu. he’d go on about how clueless they’ve been for falling for the whole thing. then, right as he’s explaining, the TTS suddenly blares out “vertical bar jjjjj vertical bar” and then, the sound effects kick in: “RED ALERT! RED ALERT!”
>30 yo women doesn't know how to use a sawUSA USA USAat least she has her own movie
>>205459575fuck off nigger, go watch tv jewslop
>>205458709The unexpected twist is just another gaslight
>>205459796thanks Trump
>>205459756It was pretty funny in s1 and 2tbhh
>>205459809someone called her genuine or something idk
>>205459789actually a man
>>205459815The Paytriots nickname and how they were rooting for her
HAHAHAHAHAHA DO YOU GET IT IT'S A BIT FROM THE PREVIOUS SEASONSCALLBACK MUCH???
>>205459800>it is not impossible for things to be circle-shapedgoal posts = moved
>>205459599Life status?
making retards build tables is funny
I’m buying a ps5pro tonight
>>205459818lol!!!!
>>205459816Did not know that, thanks anon
Did they gaslight the fish into thinking Kamala won?
HOW DID EVERYONE FIGURE IT OUT?????
>>205459822I WANT TO WATCH THE CHUD POOP SHOW
>>205459818Would be unironically kino.
>>205459818there is a gay nigger! gay nigger alert! sneed is the gay nigger! sneed is the gay nigger - a right queer!
>>205459841It's tradition at this point.
ok this is actually funny
Wood salt and heat nails we are so back
>>205459820why would a 30 yo women be expected to know how to do manual labor
Hilarious mizzy actually might go far in hell house. She's taking this table shit in good humor
>>205459818i do not think that would be epic
damn bros, the table bit really was made for Mizzy
>>205459848this but unironically
fuck this im going to goon to payton crying instead
>>205459851did games finally come out?
>>205459818yeah that would be really epic i cant wait for the show to be them sitting in filth while tts spams CIRCUMFLEX all day long
predict which women will be called >MOST RESILIENTby the simps.
>>205459845circle-shaped is a synonym of roundyour life does not have value
Anyone have any guesses on what/how the transition will occur? They want some hulu thing.Is the hulu thing something they are going to say isn't real and "disrupt" it, or are they going to go for the>we are hurting for moneydirection to redirect itsecond one makes more sense but I have a hard time seeing it. The show is basically like early fishtank is so I'm not sure what would be different.
>>205459851If serious, I think you should spend the $700 on a pistol instead and kill yourself.
>>205459796Did you know that BAP is gay, jewish, and funded by Peter Thiel?
>>205459885mizzy
If they don't go with AI went rogue bit, I hate this season
>>205459822he has a point tho
>>205459789She's gay, she's been following Alexis around the whole show because she has a crush on her.
Is this fucking site just always gonna be a slideshow at this point?
>>205459855they just say 'alexis won'the national results have not been announced, some freeloader will leak it within a week though>>205459866letty and jimmy both did it better
idk how to do this bumass redneck shit either, the humor on her struggling is lost on me
>>205459342>Set them up for 2 weeks>Scare them off before you can enact hellhouse Retard this is still bad for you too
ok could you actually build a table with this much wood
qrd on the table?
Ben ruining it
smaack and payton are too pure for this.
>>205459796Mind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger—these things are to be expected.
>>205459789she was molested as a child and now thinks she's gay. i can fix her with cock correction
>>205459899costin alamariu is so based
Beset by the reset
>>205459923i could build a table with a scrap of mother-fucking doo-doo!
>making them do this with unsalted woodHELLHOUSE
Mizzy as a character is fucking hilarious and it's so funny how much she filters fishtank fans
>>205459916its funny for the 3rd worlders watching this show
These might be the unfunniest TTS messages so far, and that's saying something.
>>205459916using a saw is really easy. are you some kind of zoomers?
>>205459933Dry and unsalted
>>205459923easily
>>205459885they'll say Binx but she knows the showthe reality is it'll be Mizzy>>205459912switch of director cam and reset browser cache
THIS IS ONE OF THE SHOWS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Quick, rank the seasons
How are you supposed to make a table with just a hammer and a saw?
>>205459899did you know that Nick Fuentes is a tranny loving manlet faggot? What BAP has done for young men is priceless and a million times worth more than Fuentes LARP grifting
bitch isn't even cutting
>>205459951Mizzy is a disgusting slampig with a horrible personalitybut 1. I would still fuck her2. She makes kino
shes like an orangutan sawing.gif
Does binx have a foot fetish?
>>2054599723 > 1 > 2.5 > Sam and Jet's podcast >2
>>2054599723 > 2.5 > 2 > 2.75 > 1
>>205459951trueeeeeeeee. it's a slow burn.
>>2054599722 > 3 > 1 is the objective answer
>>205459951ppl saying mizzy needs to be kicked are straight up silly
>>205459951people genuinely want her removed from the show it's insane
>>205459974I'd also want a measuring tape and a pencil, but it could be done.
>>205459933In season 1 they made letty go to the garage and build one. She was a lazy retard who couldn't make progress. TTS convinced her she had to heat up the nails on the stove, salt the wood, and get it wet in the bathtub.In season 2 they made the guys do it. Jimmy couldn't cut the wood and kept using the excuse that there was metal inside of it.
>>205458799lame. nothing is going to happen. they act like fishank is so hard its weak as shit. are you gonna be mildly mean to them. rating dip pull stunt same formula as alaways.
Sawing is Mizzy
>>2054599723>1>>>>>>2
>>205459818OH MY HECKING KEK FELLO ANONARINO THATD BE SUCHA DEVIOUS PEPE FAGGUS :0000 would really do these normos in something good I tell you....
>>205459977Lol, Flentes. That faggot’s face looks like a rotten jack-o’-lantern turned inwards by the trauma of his dad raping his face as a child. Which one of his parents is a spic again?
what shoes is jet wearing AHAHAHAHAHAA
Heat nails nice fishtank reference!!!!
TJ making mud was the peak of S2 with the wiggers laughing at him in the basementS3 just can't even come close
>no wood salthow is she supposed to build it
>>205459974there's a box of nails too
>>205459951Tbh Payton and Smaack go, Mizzy is torture-able
>>205459979Exactly
>>2054599722.5>2=BT>3=1>PWT
>>205459977Having to pick either a Jew or a Mexican wonderful
What the fuck even are those shoes Jet is wearing they look so fucking dumb.
>>205459972s3 > s2 > s1 > the rest
>>205460015"Metal in the wood" literally blew the minds of the production.
>>2054599722 > 3 >1 but i could see 3 outdoing 2 yet
>>205459974it wont be a great table at all but it's easily doable. If you can't make this table you have a trash skillset. That said a sawzall instead of a regular saw makes life so much easier
>>205460010a measuring tape is pointless if all your measurements are relative
>>205460044you gay tj
>>205459877Yeah I wasn't being ironic but you're not ready for that conversation
>>205460010People laughing at her are just as retarded.
>people already doompostingThis shit is fucking hilarious
>>205460041Balenciaga - a brand for people who want to buy fashion without knowing much about fashion
>>205459977He's also gay. I don't know what BAP being gay, jewish and funded by peter theil has to do with that manlet.
>>2054600722 was dog shit
>>205460069I remember Jimmy saying that and Ben just staring at him in disbelief while the ominous sound effect played. It was fucking great
>>205460092a lot of people fell for sam and jets tweets and are expecting something to actually happen
>>205460041>>205460065balencis losers
>>2054599723 > 2 > 1 so far
>>2054599722 > The Cell > 1 > Bloodgames > BitchtankToo early to rank 3
>>205460092I have become a poop poster and I'm loving life.
>>205460099just the best fishtank season nbd
>>205460044you're right TJ
S3 is making me think S2 wasnt that bad.
>>205460015Letty built a table on 2.5
>>205460099anyone ranking S2 the highest is just a jimmytard or one of those weird obsessed Coletroons.
>>205459977imagine being this clueless.
NOOOO! MY FRIENDTANK!!! DONT VOMIT OR POOP ANYWHERE!!!! HOW AM I GOING TO SEND 80$ SUPPORTIVE MESSAGES TO MY WAIFU!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! BUY MORE PLUSHES NOW!!!!!!
>>205460113Someone post the clip of ben walking in and being like "you fucking RETARDS"
>>205460119Granted, Burt IS a pedophile nigger. He wants to play a coach who molests young girls of a specific age range—these things are to be expected.
>>205460119ahhh balencis mama mia i weara da shoe
>>205460097here like this >>205460119 fag
>>205460015https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731096061788542.webmnever forget
>>205460075Huh? You could measure X feet, for the legs, so it would be much more even.
>>2054599722 > 3 > 2.5 > 1 > other shit
seeing them watch her from the mail room is actually really funny, good job jet
>>205460154Lmao thisYou can tell it's all binxtards seethingpathetic creatures
>>205460138Oh yeah lol I forgot about that
RECORD TIME
>>205460188Binx wouldn't care though
shes calling that a table? they better not accept this garbage work.
>>205460140lol what else are you supposed to rank highest, S2 was worlds better than S1 and I didn't watch any of the gay mini shows with old characters. And S3 isn't over yet.
>>205460167Belensiaga is Spaniard not Italiano, Uncultured nigger Listen to Reprilian Diamonds On My Dickboyz
>>205460140>jimmytardclarify>>205459364 is me
>>205459885I don't like smack but I feel she's going to be surpisingly hard to kick. Screencap this bitch and laugh at me if she folds at the first negga tts
>>205460188>>205460154samefag
life without baking
>>205459972Everyone with 2 at the top should be set on fire
>>205460210Shut your mouth binxtard
>>205460178this cracked me up so fucking hard when it happened. They were in there for like 2 hours iirc. And Jimmy made it stand up for a second and went ballistic when it fell apart
>>205460180it doesn't matter what the measurement is, if your cut them even they'll be even. just use the first one you cut as your measurement, now all 4 legs are the same length
>>205460177you probably wear new balance and levis talking about high fashion
>>205460220>Listen to Reprilian Diamonds On My Dickboyzi will not be doing that
no tub to soak the wood and no metal utensil to heat up the nails??
>>205460234Stop seething
jet said a table with 4 legs. I only see two there.
THE FUCK THIS NIGGA DOING??
That table is insanity.
ftl is so much better since FRIENDTANK posters started leavingalso MIZZY from LIFEISMIZZY building a deathtrap for smoook is funny
>>205460223try again retard
>>205460227retard>>205458538>>205458538>>205458538
>>205460223POOPY VOMIT!!!??? NOOOOOO! YOU RUINED MY WHOLESOME FRIENDHOUSE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AIRSOFT FATTY IS NAKED?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOO!!!!
>>205460220Demna is Georgian thoughbeit
>>205460119>paying premium for "designer" shoesyou're spiritually female
>>205460210It's funny because it's only that one binxseether calling everyone "binxtards" when nobody who likes her even gives a shit
s2 was the best because of cole, jc, tj, trish, frank (specifically against tay), mr beast and oliver
>>205460188>>205460234Seething on auto post over a woman on an internet show, you’ve got to be a tranny
>>205460245I wear New Balance and Levis
>>205459972season 1>season 2>season 2.5>season 3
>>205460258mizzy's got enough legs to go around
>>205460276consider linking it next time
>>205460256seethe harder binxtardo
>>205460244I think people would generally end up making too small of a table, but you're right.
>>205460289>jc?
>>205460245Hahahaha you're actually offended because you just realised you got grifted by balenciaga viral marketingyou're an unironic wannabe hipster who thought buying the latest hype brand would get you clout.thanks for making my day
>>205460299cry more binxtranny
Okay is Mizzy retarded?
>>205460350did i stutta motherfucka
>>205460289Speaking of, when is Greg showing up?
>>205460379that pan face bitch didn't do anything nigga
>>205460244People are retarded if they don't have this thought process, this table building exercise is the perfect filter for smoothbrains with no real skillset
>>205460372She is a woman
>>205460371>No youYou will never be anything close to a woman
Welp, cams are still down for me. More paintball vids it is.FEEL THE STING
>>2054599723 > early s2 > jon-era 2.5 and 1 > the rest of s1 > the rest of s2post-jon bloodgames was the worst thing that has ever been put on the internet
>>205460464seethe harder binxtard
>>205460536no full auto inside
>>205460561Semi, always. I can still roll a double trigger like no one's business. Ask your girl.
>>2054605432 (jimmytank) > 3 > 1 >>>> 2 (coletank/pooptank) > bitchtank
>>205460608the only double trigger you have is when someone disagrees with what you say and do
what is she cutting this piece of wood for?
>>205460674I should have kept my smartparts ion
>>205460684she's building character
