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red pill me on "Shot-on-video films". are there decent ones, or is it as bad as modern digital slop.
How is she so cute?
>>205674653turn around please anon
>>205674670film?
>>205674689Cute-a
>>205674655the quality is utter dog shitshit video quality and even worse audio quality
>>205674711Poisonous Pal, better known as Deadly Friend.
>>205674293so it is your schizo persona NPM posting all the bbc shit. holy shit everybody, the christcuck finally admits to being all gay for jesus.Terrifier would trigger you because le ebil clown was conquered be le good xDcaptcha : PTSGT = post traumatic sucking god of trauma
>>205674790are the movies any good though?
>>205674873god no
>>205674871Terrifier 3 is my favorite horror film of the year.
>>205674915T3 was the only film this year that didn't disappoint in some way. Exhuma was also pretty good across the board though some of the ghost stuff dragged.
>>205674915Terrifier made every A24 and shuddurr movie look like the dog shit sanitised dribble that they are.
>>205674653that's a man
>>205674977>$80 million at the box officegonna make more than any of their films as well
Tomie: Forbidden Fruit... was actually good. Solid plot. Surprised there was no western remake of any Tomie film during the 2000s j-horror remake craze.
>>205675512Talk to Me made USD 92 mil
>>205675624yeah but terrifier is gonna make another Artillion dollars in merchandise
>>205674915I haven't watched Terrifier 3 yet because I found Terrifier 2 so incredibly boring and way too long for what it was. The first 30 minutes or so was quite good at building up suspense though. People on here has said that Terrifier 2 was better than 3 so that doesn't sound very promising imo.
>>205675624Talk to Me was gay though.
>>205674653>>205674689>>205674720She is seriously hot, and it's even better because it's in a "gettable" way. Like an average guy could manage sexo with her, since she's not unattainably gorgeous. I like gettable women. But on another note watching this movie in HD you can see all the supposedly dead corpses breathing and moving around too much, it's distracting.
>>205674624Does anyone have a good horror series to recommend?I enjoyed the terror (s1, s2 was trash), midnight mass and a couple of older seasons of AHS.Bonus point for autumn/wintery/woods theme (not mandatory, I'm open to every suggestion)thanks in advance
>>205678498>page 10Just let the thread die man.
>>205678498>Does anyone have a good horror series to recommend?True Detective Season 1. Only Season 1. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Another one of my horror Blu-Ray wishes is coming true.https://youtu.be/NfuxG-1gz8IAccording to the Blu-Ray . Com Forums Just Before Dawn has a legal clusterfuck preventing it from being released for now.
>>205678991SHARE YOUR BLU-RAY WISHLIST FROM VINEGAR SYNDROME, SCREAMFACTORY AND SUCH.(AMERICAN SLASHERS)> Iced (1988)Snowy slasher with the original Wednesday Adams full frontal nude.- https://othercrap.com/special-request-lisa-loring-in-iced-1988/- https://othercrap.com/r-i-p-lisa-loring-the-original-wednesday-addams/> Island of Blood / Scared Alive / Whodunit? (1982)Tropical island setting.> Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)Gothic proto-slasher.- https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/silent_night_bloody_night.html- http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsn-z/silentnightbloodynight.htm(FOREIGN SLASHERS)Austrian> Dead in 3 Days (2006)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/dead_in_3_days.htm> Dead in 3 Days 2 (2008)Finnish> Tuomion Saari / The Island of Doom (2023)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/island_of_doom.htmGerman> School's Out (1999)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/schools_out.htm> School's Out 2 (2001)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/schools_out_2.htmHongKong> Devil Returns (1982)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/devil_returns.htmMexican> La Muerte Del Chacal / The Death of the Jackal (1983)https://a-slash-above.com/2015/11/07/la-muerte-del-chacal-review-1983/South Korean> Bloody Beach (2000)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/bloodybeach.htm> The Record (2000)> 4 Days (2008)Only ever released on DVD in Japan - https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/4days.htmTaiwanese> Killing 7 (2013)https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/killing_7.htm
I’ve never wished for a /hor/ thread to archive early but that’s exactly how I’m feeling right now. The immense amount of spamming last night from all angles killed it for me. Even the falseflagging clusterfuckery on /film/ last night wasn’t as bad. Stop pity bumping, /hor/ needs a break.
>>205679027>>205678991(OTHER HORROR)> Barracuda (1978)> Claws / Devil Bear (1977)> Count Dracula (1977 BBC)Louis Jourdan (Octopussy) as Drac.> Dragon Blue (1996)Mystical Japanese Gillman & zombie movie.> Frankenstein (1973)http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewse-g/frankenstein1973.htm> Frankenstein (1984)With Carrie Fisher - http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewse-g/frankenstein1984.htm> Half Human (1955)Ishirō Honda directed Yeti movie, original cut has never been released by Toho do to offensive Burakumin presentation in the film. Just slap a god damn trigger warning before the film & bloody release it. I wanna see how it compares to Hammer's fantastic The Abominable Snowman.> Lifeform / Invader (1996)Very cool alien design, crap ending.> Man Beast (1956)> Night Creature (1978)Donald Pleasence playing Ahab/Quint against a killer Panther.> Project - Metal Beast (1995)Unique sci-fi metal skinned werewolf movie.> Ringu - KanzenBan / Ring - The Complete Edition (More faithful to novel 1995 Tv movie adaptation before the iconic 98 film)> The Ring Virus (1999 Korean remake of 98 Ringu)> 1999 TV Series: Ring - The Final Chapter & Rasen> The Deathhead Virgin (1974)Nautical ghost story with a masked nude aquatic female killer.> The Intruder Within (1981)Monster on a oil rig film with a solid creature design that sadly doesn't get enough screen time.> The Keep (1983) - Original 210 minute cut!> The Snow Creature (1954)> Vampire (1979)http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsn-z/vampire1979.htm
>>205678721Oh I saw that, loved it. Didn't think about saying that cause I never truly considered it an horror series I guess?Never bothered watching the other seasons cause of the negative feedback, wish I did the same for the terror s2
>>205679122S3 is firmly good.S2 is Ok to Decent.Night Country is a evil woke dumpsterfire.
>>205679122If you don't mind anime I absolutely recommend Shiki. It's one of my favorite series.
>>205676337Talk to Me was great.
I have never seen a single saw movie, which of them are skippable? (surely not all of them right?)
>>205679735All of them.
How come so many '80s nostalgia movies manage to capture the essence of the decade, while those aimed at the '90s and 2000s often fall short?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa823lY1sTs
How come anons keep bumping what is obviously a dead thread?
Thinking about watching the recent Carrie remake. I don't expect it to be good, but is it creepy instead of being scary like the original?
>>205680492No, fuck you. Rewatch the original and don’t even bother.
>>205680298because you actually remember it
>>205679033Cope
>>205680710>t. bbc cuck spammerCongrats on killing the general.
>movie named Don't Go in the House>women go in the house>get stripped and burned to deathWhy are they so stupid? If I were in the movie, I would simply not go in the house.
>>205680764It was like 1 guy who had a meltdown out of the blue in the last thread, started posting x-rated illustrations of women being railed by big dicks (which he seems homosexually obsessed about) and got banned 20 mins or so later. Thread went on business as usual and nobody gave a fuck otherwise
Why did the [REC] series fall off a cliff after the second movie? Is it because the two co-directors split up?And why are "critics" pretending that the 4th movie was "a return to form"? I thought the 3rd movie sucked, but the 4th was just straight up slop. I do kind of like how you can clearly see the differences between the two directors (the REC 4 guy is the one who worshipped the newspaper actress & the worm side of the story, the REC 3 guy is the one who pushed the religious stuff, while the other one clearly didn't care for it at all).
>>205681666They barely even [REC]'d in the last two movies.
>>205681666It didn’t fall off a cliff. All of them were good. The least enjoyable one was the one the ship but it was still enjoyable. The wedding one was cool.
>>205681198You forgot the typical pissman antics… god I hope that faggot got banned again.
>>205681198> illustrations of women being railed by big dicks What types of big dicks?
>>205681666Like the second reply indicates, they realized they didn’t need to put in any effort in an already low effort formula
>>205681666Am I the only one who was weirded out by the Asian sweatshop in the apartment building? Why was it populated by... Japanese? Makes no sense. Why would Japanese people immigrate to Spain to work menial low end jobs?
>>205682282>>205682308They did have that strange bbc/cuck obsession about them. NPM seems to be in another thread now btw, look for the "cuck" comments: >>205678460
>>205680298>Rachel Zegler/hor/'s gonna have a meltdown
Pluto showing The Town That Dreaded Sundown & then Tucker & Dale vs Evil. Seems like a good time to me.
>>205682973>The Town That Dreaded SundownShitty movie.
Does the faggot director of Beyond the Black Rainbow only make wanky art films or will something actually happen other than flashing lights in Mandy? I get the sense that this guy is a cock slurping faggot, exclusive slurping on dildos based on his own cock.
>>205683064I think it's the remake/sequel one, not the original.
Is Save the green planet any good?
>>205683423Don't look like a horror to me but>sci-fi comedy, South KoreanWouldn't watch even if someone put a gun to my h-
>tfw you watch a movie and find out what the Taiwan death penalty is likeDefinitely more personal than lethal injection or the electric chair.
>>205683667Japan's death penalty is a bit peculiar too. You're constantly kept in the dark on when the date of the execution will be, and might wait like 50 years until the date arrives, or it could happen tomorrow.
>>205683752lol This sounds like life as a worker
>>205683850The REAL horror!
>>205683752They still hang people, which is kinda based. Taiwan makes you lay face down on a mat, and then a dude shoots you through the heart at point-blank range.
>>205683953nta, but I think ALL politicians should be forced to work a month doing retail and fast food especially during peak weekend times.
>>205684041Why? Does the majority of the population live a life that some would consider garbage? lol
>>205684041That’s so stupid. Poor people thinking this is why the rich look down on them.
>>205684216>>205684327You should have to work the average job in the country. Most people work one of those two jobs at some point in their life. You'll get to see how shitty it is for the average person and be forced to interact with the general public, which is infuriating and hell. Fuck career politicians that never worked a real job in their life.
>>205684452> Fuck career politicians that never worked a real job in their life.Why should every one work a real job?
>>205684452So according to you, people that don’t have it shitty/average should be like everyone else? What kind of logic is this?
>>205684571Just shut the fuck up.
>>205684452Only in a multiracial hell hole.
>>205684649Why? You can’t answer it. People that are well off should be like everyone else, that’s why reasoning lol.
>>205684571How can you represent your country/state/district/etc. when you have no fucking clue what it's like for them? It would be like having a millionaire white guy getting representing a district that is filled with majority impoverished blacks.>>205684642Never said that, but cool strawman.>>205684678White karens are a thing, and they're fucking everywhere when it comes to retail shoppers.
Here we go again...
>>205684727Well politicians are not business people, that’s why government is a black hole. Elon musk wants to start a government efficiency team.
>>205684727White Karens are easy to deal with. The only people that can’t deal with them usually have a chip on their shoulder and/or don’t like when someone has standards.
Are we looking forward to this horror-kino?>Y: The Last Man meets The Girl With All the Gifts in Gretchen Felker-Martin's Manhunt, an explosive post-apocalyptic novel that follows trans women and men on a grotesque journey of survival.>Beth and Fran spend their days traveling the ravaged New England coast, hunting feral men and harvesting their organs in a gruesome effort to ensure they'll never face the same fate.>Robbie lives by his gun and one hard-learned motto: other people aren't safe.>After a brutal accident entwines the three of them, this found family of survivors must navigate murderous TERFs, a sociopathic billionaire bunker brat, and awkward relationship dynamics―all while outrunning packs of feral men, and their own demons.>Manhunt is a timely, powerful response to every gender-based apocalypse story that failed to consider the existence of transgender and non-binary people, from a powerful new voice in horror.
>>205684727> would be like having a millionaire white guy getting representing a district that is filled with majority impoverished blacks.Why would that not work? Assuming the guy isnt incompetent like the majority of people in the western government? A rich person knows more about money than a poor person.
it's a NPM world out there
>>205674624Based OP pic>>205674670>tfw no frankenfu
>>205684976Dude is on a 3 day vacation.
>>205674915Based
>>205684863The white rich guy has no fucking clue what's going on in the ghetto, what it's like to live around the gangs, drug dealers, etc., how the schools opperate, etc. He's just a rich fucker living in a gated community that is also all white (and most likely jewish as well).
>>205674653>>205674689>>205674720Henry is kino and yeah Becky a cute.
>>205685074kek i had to to watch the archived thread to see why so many posts were deleted. the piss man chimped out with bbc hentai
>>205682973Kino>>205683064*great movie>>205683148Less cool but the 2014 one is still fun. Scream-esque slasher.
>>205685136Yeah he does lol. Ghetto stuff. What is there to know? 70iq people doing 70iq things.
>>205685270Has any politician that represent an impoverished black district ever done anything to help them? The answer is no, which proves me right.
>>205685136> rich fuckerYeah..can’t call rich people that
>>205685320And why should he? Waste of resources. As if eBt isn’t more than enough.
>>205683667>Executions are carried out by shooting using a handgun aimed at the heart from the back, or aimed at the brain stem under the ear if the prisoner had consented to organ donationBased Taiwan. Also what movie?
>>205685395>The Pig, The Snake And The Pigeon (2023)Action thriller that is an emotional ride as well. Cult scene is top-tier and makes me wonder why Western action movies aren't nearly as enjoyable most times. Even The Shadow Strays, an Indonesian action movie, shits on most Western action movies. When Indonesia of all countries is beating your ass, you're doing something really wrong.
>>205685320As if politicians don’t have to wake up and get ready for work just like everyone else.
>>205685527Thanks anon, I'll add it to my list.
>>205685527Hollywood was never good at martial arts action. John wick 2 and 3 is their peak martial arts already excluding Blade 2 and Jason Statham action scenes. There are simply too many accidents and stunts in a martial arts scene.
>>205683752Or you be an 88 year old innocent man who spent 45 years of his life on death row. IRL horror.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iwao_Hakamada>>205683921Death penalty isn't based at all
>>205685527> The Shadow Strays, an Indonesian action movie, shits on most Western action movies. It shits on almost all western movies in terms of fight scenes. Western actors are not willing to legit get injured for scenes. For those type of action scenes, there are loads of injuries. Big name action stars or even most actors are not willing to get beat up and hit and throw around. Sure, it’s “acting” and a movie but those hits and scenes are real, obviously not full power, but they are still hits.
>>205685671Death Penalty is based. Some people aren't fit for this world. The most fail proof method is actually firing squad. Electric Chair fucked up a lot and when lethal injection fucks up, it's horrendously painful.
>2000s horror is gory edgekino>2010s horror is lame boring shit about a ghost that's a metaphor for the trauma of your uncle molesting youHow did things go so wrong? Is there any hope that things will get better?
>>205685756Also, in western movies, they use stuntmen for stunts but in Asia, the fights and stunts are done by the actor themselves. Also, they tend to hire stuntmen and martial artists as actors whereas in Hollywood, it’s the other way around.
Are there any other examples of a moderate-budget stoner horror movie besides picrel? There's Evil Bong but that's an ultra-low budget Full Moon movie, Idle Hands is polished and has actual production values lol.
>>205685781Most people aren’t. The bottom 50%.
>>205683921>and then they play Jon Bon Jovi's "SHOT THROUGH THE HEART and you're to blame (you in love? a bad meme [bad meme])"
>>205685810It won’t get, it’s part of the decline of civilization. Did you see the new Liam Neeson movie? lol
>>205685781what do you think of guillotine?
>>205686328Nta but the guillotine is badass.
>>205686083>gives horror films the backhandkek i forgot how much of a thing it was in the late 90s to give someone the backhand. that was the most powerful form of physical correction you could administer.
>>205686359Eat the rich. And after the rich are gone, the poor just eat each other lol.
>>205685781Wrongful execution of innocent people isn't based
>>205686417But Hunger Games is. Let the poors earn their meals. USA is already a welfare state piggybacking off the rich
>>205686386It's also a joke because Idle Hands is about a dude's hand being possessed and going on a killing spree.Based 90s
>>205686417feeding murderers and rapists is based?
>>205686406That's literally happening at this moment lol
>>205685756>>205685583>>205685583There's a Thailand action-drama about an autistic woman. They show the blooper reel at the end, and she got the shit knocked out of her. Once got full force kicked in the face. Another time a kicked cut her forehead. On a scaffolding stunt the ropes weren't right and she slammed on the second level and ground at full force. She refused to go to the hospital and just kept filming each time. One tough as hell woman.
>>205686328Guillotine is pretty fail safe as well since you're locked into the thing. Can't see anyone surviving the actual blade drop, only if they weren't locked in correctly and could get out.
>>205686417There's a reason why it's rarely used. If there's undeniable evidence that you murdered a bunch of people, you should die. Same with rape, human trafficking, terrible crimes against babies & children, etc.
>>205681161>several women are murdered>only shows two women getting killeddogshit movie
>>205686417it is when it involves americans
>>205681161Poster just isn't the same without that dumb frog in the bottom corner.
>>205686492Nice. Not happening in Hollywood.
>>205686492was she actually autistic?
>>205681161>>205686685
>>205686492Yeah. Keanu reeves and the John wick stars all got injuries too.
>>205686752do NOT even THINK about it boy
MECHANICALVIOLATORHAKAIDER
>>205686752I'll never be able to accept the poster without the frog. I'm sure there are other movie posters that could benefit from him too.
>>205686752
>>205686461Letting them rot in prison is based. Imagine spending your life in an American, Turkish, Indonesian, or Japanese prison. Also, people don't realize executing someone is more expensive than imprisonment.
>>205686923>executing someone is more expensive than imprisonmentNot if you use the Taiwan method. A single bullet is pretty fucking cheap. Even a firing squad would be under a hundred dollars. Hanging is whatever rope costs at your nearest store.
>>205686923>Letting them rot in prison is basedSo based that murderers on death row fight hard for decades to overturn the decision and just get life in prison.
>>205686923only in legal costs. feeding and housing prisoners for a whole existence is mad expensive dude
>>205686752The last time I entered the house, a cat turned my friend into a pile of bananas.
>thanksgiving is creeping closer and closernoNoooNOOOOOOOOO
>>205686923once prisons are full judges let rapists out.
>>205687172i'm sure you'll be glad to finally meet your dad when that happens
>>205687212my dad died decades ago dipshit
Reminder that the Amityville Horror happened exactly 50 years ago today.
>>205687140I like Thanksgiving, even though it's nothing like a traditional Thanksgiving for my family.
>>205687302But that's from the remake. I still really like the Amityville Horror. Fuck the haters.
>>205687270he'd be dead to me as well if he was my dad
>>205687001>life in prison >But it's in an American, Turkish, Indonesian, or Japanese prison
>>205687394I like the original but Amityville 2 is kino and even better.Haven't seen the remake. I did see Amityville Dollhouse though which was pretty good.
>>205687473he probably is your dad too. ask your mom and tell her i said hi
Should we remove the bottom 50% of society as a one time culling?
>>205687394I like it too, but it isn't even in the top three Amityville movies.Possession, It's About Time and Dollhouse are much better.
>>205687537>>205687626Just realized I watched It's About Time, not Dollhouse. They're part of the same direct-to-video Amityville series.
>>205687577I think so. The population in the top 50 and bottom 50 isn’t equal. The bottom 50 is like 3 times more than the top 50.
>watch C.H.U.D.>john goodman is randomly in it for a single sceneLol based
>>205687862Can we get hor’s opinion on this?
>>205688043Anyone who posts on 4chan is inherently in the "bottom 50% percent" so we're concerned.Hopefully this jewish purge of the "lower classes" doesn't actually happen.
>>205688000i was surprised at how many people in it i recognized
>>205688148The dude from Home Alone as one of the leads was based, really liked his character too.
>>205688147lol. Taylor swift and Elon musk go on 4chan lol. 4chan isn’t some fringe place. It’s just less visited by the masses cause they don’t like non mainstream opinions and the racism here lol.
>>205688147> purge of the "lower classes" doesn't actually happen.Why not? The Purge: For Real.
>>205688232yeah but he had no excuse for being so filthy. his squat had running water.he's a good actor.
>>205688275>isn’t some fringe placeAnd the "bottom 50%" wouldn't be fringe. That's half of everybody.If you're not a rich businessman you are in the "bottom 50%". That's just how it is.
>>205688147Also, the fact there are mods and Jannies here that ban anons for posting 4chan culture things already shows mainstream has seeped in here a little.
>>205688343lol that’s not how it is. The bottom 50% is a good purge. The gap between the top 20% and bottom 70% is really big and keeps growing, that’s why.
>>205688405>The bottom 50%>bottom 70%Which one is it???Maybe we should just bump it to the bottom 100%. That should cover everybody.
>>205688531based
/hor/ is getting weird, yesterday there was blacked cartoon spam, now anons are talking about the death penalty and politicians, this is not my beautiful 80s circlejerk anymore.
>>205688578it's the post-election psychosis. it will be over soon
>>205688531Do you ever google the stats or do you just make up stuff? The bottom 50% really depends the top 10%. The gap between the top 20% and bottom 70% is huge and always growing. The population of the bottom 50% is very big and is also always growing.
>>205688634And this is ignoring the fact people in the bottom 50% are different types of people with different behaviour and thought processes.
>>205688599I’m sitting on the sidelines for this one.
>>205688578Death Penalty is pretty horror though
>>205688734yeah i'm going to watch C.H.U.D. II
>>205688578/hor/ might be quiet for most of the day, but the moment someone brings up a lightly political topic, all the crazies emerge from their holes with their conspiracy theories and "facts" sourced from Twitter, /pol/, and reddit
>>205688906Those are not twitter facts though.
>>205686875Apu no!
>>205688855Based and checked
based Lin Shaye playing grandmas since the 80s
Someone here suggested "Possession" (1981) as a semen-based horror.Where was the semen? Because of that scene where the wife had a meltie inside a tunnel? It was just milk and blood, no guy seed involved.
>>205686993they tried to execute the serial killer Thomas Creech earlier this year, and failed to find a good injection vein 8 times. So after being jabbed a bunch they gave up and he's still alive kek.
>>205684854Sounds like a gem.>The Girl With All the GiftsAlso another zombie movie gem that people never mention
How was it so kino?>https://youtu.be/ZLDI4aHk9v4?si=BslYGw-P5bd-JW3uGrateful for Terrifier for giving something to look forward to in horror. Not very often that something with sovl is produced nowadays.
>>205689307Chillerama
>>205689427T3 is soulless.
>>205689427good track
>>205688855Completely not relevant to the first movie though, so be forewarned. Not a bad movie, but don't expect a true sequel. But the outfit transition at the end of the movie for the female protagonist is worth beholding.
>>205689462It's as soulful as a movie can hope to be in 2024. It's not 70s/80s soul but it mogs anything else this decade (besides Terrifier 2.)
>>205689566No it doesn’t.
>>205689565yeah i'm fine with that
>>205689566at least everything released this year
>>205689633Delusion.
Watch From the Dark
>>205689427Would've been a lot better if it wasn't for that femoid trying to act tough. All she did was hold Art back from doing his art
I am so glad that the ugly little emasculated kid with glasses got killed in Terrifier 3
>>205689978That foid was the woke aspects of the movie.
>>205689978>>205690145>you'll never be him
>>205690387>the chud wins in the endwhat a twist
>>205688578It's been better since I filtered all moronic buzzwords those faggots use.Shit like slop, mid, femoid and kolobos? All gone.
>>205688000But was it at the half-way mark or near the end?
>>205690387Oh my god, that 11/10 is his his girlfriend?!
Making my way through The Kingdom/Riget on a rewatch now on S2 but how did people here find Exodus? I'm guessing it's okay since there seems to have been barely any hype on it when it was released
Where does the Amityville franchise go far here?
>>205691268Cocaine Amityville
>>205691355Cocaine, crack, & meth are already taken. Fentanyl is available or bath salts. Amityville Bath Salts has a good ring to it.
>>205691268Amityville: The Final Chapter, followed months later by a reboot simply titled "Amity"
>>205688000C.H.U.D. II has a Robert Englundcameo
>>205691911>tfw I just watched a movie called Final Chapter last night and will watch the prequel reboot todaykek
>>205691268In the dumpster
>>205685810I think the elite who make a lot of films realize everything's getting worse, so refuse to make fun films as a kind of self flagellation.
I want a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 Blu-ray, I know it's not good but it upsets my OCD to not own the entire franchise on physical
>>205685810We're just waiting for the pendulum to swing back to gory edgekino and I will be ready when it does
>>205692777I've learned to disregard what i don't like in a franchise despite my OCD. It took me some time though.
>>205685810First, everything's already been done before. Second, children getting molested by family relatives is real and something that actually happens; not some dude in a hockey mask killing people with a machete.
>>205692828we're arguably already there, but the tits and fun have been left behind.
>>205692777this is why I don't own any physical media. I'm an all or nothing person, I just can't do anything in moderation.
>>205681161>don't go in the basement>in the house>in the woods>>205691268This list is almost certainly at least a row short by now.
>>205691268what if Amityville went inside the house?
>>205693264Can we put the frog from >>205686875 on this poster?
>Nobody made a 'Don't Smell' or 'Don't Sniff' yet
>>205693537Please don't give them crossover ideas
>>205693579
>>205693026I agree, I think Terrifier 2 and 3 are going to influence and inspire a lot of young film makers. I would predict that over the next 2-3 years we're going to see a lot more blood and gore
>>205686083Club Dread?
>>205693771Pretty based of you anon
>>205693803seems like there already is more gore. or at least, the SFX teams these days are way more impressive. Smile 2 for example.
>>205689307You witnessed pure kino and it doesn’t even sound like you realize it.
>Where's the nudity?>Where's the practical blood effects?*laughs in Japanese and French*
>>205694841>hon hon hon>raff raff raff
C.H.U.D. II was fun and in the end chudbros won
>>205694892>raff raff raff
The goofy kid Steve from Chud 2 is now the president of Nickelodeon as well as the president/CEO of Paramount Pictures
>>205695245he looked super gay for some reason. is he gay?
Talk to me is a bad film and that's all I have to say
>>205695278Not sure about his personal life but there's plenty of photos of him and Dan Schneider which leads me to believe he's at least a huge asshole
>>205695431sad. he looked cool. i hope he's not a rapist like the other one.
it's time to watch bramayugam
>>205695819he's going to go in the house doesn't he?
>>205695819send brama and yugam
>>205695878nobody was there to tell him not to.
>>205695927sad. many such cases
>>205679045>The Deathhead Virgin (1974)>Nautical ghost story with a masked nude aquatic female killer.Is this the one with insurance fraud subplot?
Tonight's kino
>>205696038>neckbeard slasherbased
>>205674624chucky is a chuddie?
Should I go to the cinema to see this
>>205696737go for it
>enhances your kino
https://youtu.be/gYJCd7UGhFIHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>205696972Not actual whisky when in the tiny bottle
Rare remake W made by the same director and writers
>>205697006Correct, although the only reason I got these was because the cashier had her back turned while grabbing my dip and they were sorta just sitting there begging to go in me pocket
>>205697006I was just looking that up. Apparently there's a class action lawsuit because people are being fooled.
>>205696982that'll teach her not to wear sun screen
>>205697372there's too many cameras these days to steal
>>205697625People are really put off by cameras but the thing is cameras never get checked unless they have a reason to
>>205697090Didn't realize this was by the same director as the 2012 found footage Amber Alert. Maybe I'll watch it.
I saw the tv glow, nothing happens for first 50 minutes but everything after the powerline was funno clue what its about except the trans thing
>>205693771Don't Go in the Amityville Bigfoot House
>>205696972Are you still banned???
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>>205683064That movie has been on my to-do list for a long time, just because it’s written and directed by Charles Pierce, who wrote and directed “The Legend of Boggy Creek” (which was in Joe Bob 24-hour marathon), and “Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues” (which is one of my favorite Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes).
>>205694892Kek
>>205698079Does anything supernatural happen? I turned it off 30 minutes in because I was getting the impression that it's not actually a horror movie.
>>205698588yeahi also wanted to turn it off but around 50th minute it becomes interesting
>>205688000That’s become a comfy “background noise” movie for me.gahdh
>>205698665Okay ill go back and finish it
>>205698332This is another ban, won’t lift until the 15th. I finished watching Ash vs Evil Dead last night. What a fun show that was. Bruce Campbell is awesome. I need to check out Maniac Cop 2 soon
>>205690387>>205690496>hehe, you may make fun of his appearance and lack of acting talent, however, he is also a celebrity and therefore he has a girlfriend, can you believe that?
>>205694809>Pure kino is rewatching my childhood.
>>205698848>Ash vs Evil DeadJust started watching that again 2 days ago. Never got around to watching season 3.
>>205698867he was actually a celebrity before Terrifier.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=781mE8X31JI
>>205698902this is probably the one dent in Possession. If you've been in a bad relationship, or grew up in one, it's more like a vietnam flashback.
>>205699089The jew girl becomes more insufferable as the show goes on but Ash stays super based throughout the whole thing
>>205696972Kek alcohol does not enhance kino, it makes it worse.Weed enhances kino
>>205699526Well I’m too poor for weed right now dammit
>>205699140>he was born with a silver spoon in hand
>>205699526This. Al'ghul is the most pathetic and disgusting drug, there's a reason why the Prophet forbade its ingestion.
>>205698451You'll most likely enjoy it if you liked The Legend of Boggy Creek. It's similar, but instead of bigfoot scenes it has slasher scenes.
>>205699526Weed obscures films, makes them something else. Not bad, but it isn't the film.
>>205699526>>205700140For me at least I stopped drinking while watching kinos because it made me lose interest in them.Dudeweed enhances my interest in my autistic interests so I still do that when I watch kinos.
Do you prefer your found footage presented as if the footage was found and then edited down and given explanatory title cards and whatnot or just raw POV footage?
>>205698783Solid choice, I like the synth-y soundtrack.
>>205700542I think unexplained raw footage is better unless you're really making an effort with the idea of how it was found, like a wraparound story.When something starts with a "they never found" it feels like I'm being reminded of how the film is gonna end.
I want to cut and sliceEvery inch of your diarrhoea cunt!?? vaginal meatA maggot infested penis! flesh!my mammoth dick is leaving impressions in the labyrinth of anal obsessions!We can? like a sphincter's??Sexual urges fill my insatiable thirst for morbid anal aggression!Urethra cauterized by spitting acid from the? stomach?? tickle my nuts
>>205700542The former because it easily explains common plotholes like>why is there footage from different cameras>why is there music>why is it edited instead of being hours of raw footage
>>205700542The explanation has to be plausible to me. That gets you points. If it's edited, you need to explain the editor's motivation too. There's lots of ways to do that.>The live reporter was there>The person making the documentary had a way to get it out>The footage was found by someone who edited it>The monsters want the footage to be foundI like that The Conspiracy can be read as it's a psyop they let him release it. I hate the character but the end of Frogman's only flaw is that the film festival release isn't a case of them hiring a crew for that event in a vain attempt to appear sympathetic being highlighted by that second crew's editor. This has been found by a motivated editor so you have to think what they cut is a good one but I can't think of anything that does that. One I like which happens a lot in older documentarian parodies is >The crew was uninvolved and that's how they didn't get taken out by the monster and that's also why they didn't intervene to stop death/misadventure The dungarees in the door in Drop Dead Gorgeous lives rent free and well fed in my brain forever and I want found footage horrors to do it more.
>>205700542i like both
>>205698848Wtf did you do?
>>205702739This one was extra retarded. I just said I wanted to fuck Misty from Pokémon on the Pokémon board in a thread about the new mobile card game and it was apparently a “troll post” according to mods worthy of a 5 day ban
>>205702913Based
>>205702913ya fookin coomer
>>205702724Kino
>>205703029Is that cabin anon?
>>205703542no this is Patrick
>>205703542No that’s Monika from DDLC
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>>205681666First movie was Not Good, satan. People pretended it was good because it's in Spanish and films from outside the US and UK get a ratings handicap. The film is a 5/10 at best.
>>205678498From is a solid horror series (imo), currently on season 3. It’s like a creepy version of Lost, set in a decaying town in the woods.
>>205704236>PicrelCouldn't get past the first song, the amount of autotune is so insane i thought it was a comedy bit.
>>205704401what is it? i need a laff
>>205704330I can't watch modern TV i cringe every time.
>>205704236>rec was not goodLmao stop. You guys are hilarious sometimes.
>>205704330sounds awful. horror tv shows are always just dramas with a loose horror skin.45min episode, 40m of boring "oh he's falling in love with her!" relationship shit and 5m or horror.
>>205704577Fair enough, its one of the few modern shows I can tolerate right now lol
>>205704731it's bait. probably
>>205704744I had to watch American Horror Story and Bates Motel with a girl and i still haven't recovered.
>>205704772Not bait. The film was janky slop, was too slow to get going, and did not deliver on its very cool premise after the reveal.
>>205705125what's your favorite found footage?
>>205705125nta but I watched a ton of FF one year without knowing what was well regarded and Lake Mungo, REC and Stakeland felt like "just another one".I'll go back and watch them again sometime, but that was my takeaway in comparison to others.
[REC] is goodAll the sequels are embarrassingly awful
>>205705616>[REC] 3wtf were they fucking thinking?
>>205704744>horror is dramaYou're so close to getting it, lil bro
>>205704460The Voidz - Like All Before You.
>>205705333For pure FF, Megan is Missing. I preferred Lake Mungo and The Taking of Deborah Logan but those were only partially FF. There are many I haven't seen though.
>>205704772I hope.>>205705125>rec was too slowStop lmao
For those who have Shudder, are any of the Japanese movies they added recently worth watching? Only one I've seen in Noroi
>>205705697it really do be like this. they are living a drama and we laugh as they die.
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>>205674624i just finished Child's Playit was bad but still fun, unlike Longlegs and Talk to Mealso Kitsas is qt and Aubrie totally fucked her shota onscreen son
