Arthouse and classics.Earth Standing Still editionPrev: >>205937895
Witch of /film/
>>205989409Ugly bitch, the work done on her nose is horrendous and I was always mad she didn’t go topless
La femme d'/film/
>>205989287I have this poster in my living room, huh.
>>205989556Nice taste. If I ever had ridiculous money to both own a house and have a theater room, I wanted to have a rotating poster collection hung on the walls
>>205989539What about Pannochka? I’m making a witch chart
>>205989553Based Nasbro.
>>205989609Bleah!
>>205989409Don't check out what she looks like now.
>>205989609Im down. Do the Alucarda bitches count?
>>205989609>witch chart
>>205989255I have a constant stream of thoughts and my imagination doesn't stop even when focused, probably product of growing alone. So I tend to listen music all day to prevent this.
>>205989609
>>205989873
>>205989897I just throw on stupid podcasts while working or exercising. The music I listen to (noise) isn’t really a good fit for work or exercise.
>>205989999but listening to random nobodies is? just find better workout music
>>205989651Based fellow Nas enjoyer!
>>205989609Do a24 witches count?
>>205989287Daily reminder based Michael Rennie never sucked Marlon Brando's dick.
>>205989556Sounds like a real panty dropper.
>>205990206Any pictures of what her groin area looks like in this scene? I wanna look too.
>>205989999Listen power metal for thator flashcore
>>205990799Your waifu will never be /film/, cry about it.
>>205990799lil sanjay u are darker than quincy
The only films that matter are populist action or/science fiction/fantasy films and experimental/avant Garde/projected on a gallery wall shit/video art.. your retarded euro festival mediocrities will be rightfully forgotten, gone like tears in the rain in a few decades and you're here whittling away your days of health discussing this crap. ridiculous. watch maurice lemaitre, watch andy warhol, watch stan brakhage, watch matthew barney, watch isidore isou,, watch masao adachi, watch peter markopoulos, watch hans-jurgen Syberberg, watch jean marie straub.
t. Pedro Costa
>>205991385Hi Pedro. When's your next film coming out?
>>205991340>avant-garde films>films that matterkek
>>205991340you must have felt really intelligent posting that huh
>>205991340None of those would exist without Godard. He even rightfully called out Straub for making irrelevant time wasting films
>>205991340>watch maurice lemaitrenever heard of. thanks for the rec>watch andy warhol>watch stan brakhage>watch masao adachiseen a few but need to watch more>watch matthew barney>watch isidore isou>watch hans-jurgen Syberberg>watch jean marie straubhaven't watched yet, but on my watchlist>watch peter markopoulosdo you mean gregory markopoulos? if so, same as above
>>205990218Film posters aint for the hoes.
>>205990096>>205990952No. Noise only.
>>205991769Right.
>>205991703Source?
>>205989556Are you the Steel Reserve meme guy?
>>205991747Go to bed, Chewy
>>205991808
metaphysical masterpieceare his other films this good?
>>205991940I liked Get Out but tbqhwy it was one of the first non-blockbuster things I watched when I was a tween
you gotta be fucking kidding me get out didn't release on 2015 but 2017
>>205991913>Chewybut chewy had awful taste
>>205991968>Get Out>when you were a tweenholy shit I'm so fucking old I was 23 when it released
>>205991968how fucking young are you? what are you doing wasting your youth on a taiwanese gay bathhouse forum? leave and make something of yourself
>>205991968>watched when I was a tweenI'm dying of old age and it's all your fault.
>>205991843Kekeke nooooo.
>>205992034>>205992088>>20599213121I'm on (((college))) don't worry bros, I'm working to be a good drone
>>205992241Don't study computer science, do engineering. Got a CS degree from a top 100 school five years ago, found myself completely unable to get a job with 1000+ applications, became a poor wagie
>>205991928Bit different from your misquote
>>205992303I'm even worse I guess, I'm studying physics. My idea is to get the physics degree, take some classes on economics (my university offers quantitative finance for physicists) and try to score a job on Jew York , work enough to buy a house and then finally work on academia. It will be hard and I'll have to study a lot outside of college to learn statistical/programming shit but I hope it'll be worth it.
>>205992031Your post is filled with “never seen, never heard of em, etc” which is also Chewy
>>205992447only one I haven't heard of, but ok. I bet I could list directors you haven't heard of either. and most I haven't watched, I was already actively planning on watching, so that's already better than 90% of posters here who won't ever glance at experimental cinema
>>205991452He is making a musical. Probably gathering money rn.
>>205990126No.
>>205989999>>205991778>NoiseHave you listened to my album yet? You should, it's pretty not bad.
>>205991928Kek Straub was funny sometimes.
>>205991340>watch maurice lemaitre, watch andy warhol, watch stan brakhage, watch matthew barney, watch isidore isou,, watch masao adachi, watch peter markopoulos, watch hans-jurgen Syberberg, watch jean marie straub.No.
>>205990126I don’t see why not, she’s cute so I’ll add her. For a second I thought she was playing little red riding hood lmao
bumperino
>>205994749excuse me?
So I was planning on watch the big 4 japanese directors I'm interested in, Ozu, Mizoguchi, Kurosawa and Kobayashi. But added Yamanaka too. Issue is, Yamanaka despite having like 3 feature films,takes up too much time. Same with Shimizu and Naruse (among many others). So, considering I want to finish the year by finally having watched the Ozu, Mizo, Kurosawa and Kobayashi masterpieces, shall I just remove our nigga Yamanaka and focus on them? I dont even know why I'm asking this to you considering this is a personal decision but my intention is to watch these filmographies in order of release to understand the evolution of japanese cinema so neglecting someone like Yamanaka might be not a so good idea.Apart from them, who other classic japanese directors should I watch? Oshima, Obayashi, Teshigahara (who has me hyped too, specifically for the face of another), Terijama,Honda and Fukasaku will be part of my objectives for next year.
>>205992909>I bet I could list directors you haven't heard of either. lol, sure Chewy>and most I haven't watched, I was already actively planning on watchinglol, sure Chewy. Very fucking easy to click “add to watchlist” and pretend like you’re a cinephile without ever actually watching the fucking film. THAT is 99% of posters here, including you.
>>205989873>>205989950>>205989987>>205990206All added, thanks guys. I’m now up to 33.
>>205993782I have and I liked it, but it’s off topic
>>205995551You should definitely do Naruse and Shimizu too man, definitely.
>>205995551Imamura and Kawashima.
>>205996137Thanks :)
what do you guys think about The Comedy (2012)?
>>205991928so actually Straub btfod godard
>>205990921You're not making much sense. Do you mean web crawlers? If so, they can't read my cookies from my 4chan posts. If not, are you referring to some bot that is running on 4chan server-side? Or are you talking about Cloudflare? Either way your post wasn't clear so please explain what are you talking about, precisely.
We should unironically do a /film/ podcastCan just chat shit for an hour in discord vc and record it and post it somewhere I'd be down
>>205989849I love Alucarda but I wasn’t gonna add them as neither struck me as witches, more like satanist and vampire. But now I have an excuse haha
>>205997393Nobody wants to hear our ESL accents.
>>205997613yes they do it makes it more diverse
>>205997393We should do something similar to Radio Karagarga, that would be cool... also>discordWhy not just post some jitsi meeting link and let random anons join?
>>205997881>Radio KaragargaAnother reason to be sad I don’t have an invite :(
>>205996096I am not Chewy, and I will not continue to let this libel slide! expect a lawsuit soon
>>205989287Dekalog is overrated
>>205998110Extremely, along with three colors trash
what should I watch?
>>205998833
Recommend me some bisexual kino.
>>205999254No.
>>205997881Discord was just the first thing that came to mind but yeah can be anything Wouldn't want too many people joining though or it'd be chaos, need to have a core group of 3-4 people
>>205999254
>>205989287
>>205999492Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood stillBut he told us, where we stand
>>205999374somehow I doubt anyone from /film/ is social enough to make a compelling podcast host
>>205989287Has everyone purchased their tickets to Wicked yet?
>>205999374No problem with chaos, we could sort it out in editing.
>>205999640That’s what would be hilarious. Also, number/email to leave voice messages, live call in, would be pretty hysterical
>>205999640“…didn’t watch any movies this week. Made fun of trannyboxd users for having shit taste. Tsai is King, Godard is God. Thanks for listening, use promo code SlashFilm for 10% off PlexPass”
>>205998833none of that, angel and the badman with john wayne and gail russell
>>206000182I don't think so
>>206000433Holy fuck that'd be awesome
What are /film/ approved outfits?
>Part of the reason for the pricey “Heat 2” budget might have to do with Mann’s plan to de-age some of the actors from the original, which include Al Pacino. Robert De Niro’s Neil McCauley is also supposed to be de-aged.ohnonoononononohnonoononononhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>205999640I can turn on the charm when I need to Though I basically see this as being cum town x arthouse cinema>>206000406>editing why make unnecessary work for yourself...
>>206001197de-aged de niro has been movie poison since the irishman
Wonder what cap brand they will use this time
>>206001197>cgi + mann, againoh boy
>>206001216>cum town x arthouse cinemaSounds like a dream
how do i get a gf like this https://letterboxd.com/heartbeat/likes/films/
>>205989609SAXANA
>>206004026thats a man
>>206001216>>206001634A cum town with nothing but Adams.
But if you guys do start a podcast i'll call in once in a while to argue.
>>206004811i wish it was, hate feeling this way
>>206005619It is don't worry, he used to suck my dick, no homo
>>206004303I love her hair.
>>206001197
>>206007103Dirt nap.
i hate adam driver and everything he's in
>>206004927…I take it back
>>206001197One of the worst ideas I’ve heard in awhile
Have you taken the Wickedpill yet /film/?
>>206008044I would unironically rather watch One From The Heart
>>205997881>Why not just post some jitsi meeting link and let random anons join?A few weeks back I suggested someone make a tinychat so anyone can join, is jitsi like that?
>>206008177>coalburner slop
>>206008233Coppolaesque and possibly Emersonian quinoa, actually.
>>206008044Canada looking good, eh?
>>206008044I hope I’m not this bad when Nightbitch comes out in a few weeks.
What should I watch if I find arthouse/artsy movies boring as hell? It's not that they're old, it's not that they're foreign, it's that they put me to sleep. Stuff like Au Hasard Balthazar or a lot of Bergman or Altman movies. I'm not being facetious, I'm genuinely looking for good movies that I'd like watching.
>>206008951try reddit, this thread is for five to ten permadoomer losers that don't watch movies
>>206008951Watch whatever makes you happy, don't need watch anything to fit anywhere like you think, be free my man.
We're all free here.
>>206009450Thanks, I will, but isn't this the place to look for recommendations for good movies?
>>206009759What yoyre looking for are Sarah Gadon kinos.
>>206008363
>>206009759 if you don't like these kind of films, what kind of recommendation do you want? didn't said the films you like either, so my recommendation is stick to whatever you enjoy, unless you want some entry level arthouse?
>>206009759>>206008951Altman isn't /sleep/core, the opposite actually. But just as you, I enjoy some non-stop action kinos. Check Kurosawa movies and chinese 70s/80s martial art films. Those are the shit.
>>206009880Sounds good, I love Sarah Gadon
>>206009880Sounds bad, I hate Sarah Gadon
>>206010854Get this coalburner out of here.
>>206011100/film/ is not your personal general, sweaty.
>>206010205>>206010185>>206010854>Just watch some DePalma flicks, unironically.I've seen all of em. I love DePalma. I also like Argento, Billy Wilder (wasn't as big a fan of his Marilyn Monroe movies though), Cronenberg (all of it), Lynch, the Kurosawa that I've seen (i'll throw the rest on the list), some of Hitchcock (Psycho, Dial M for Murder, Rear Window, Vertigo), Polanski (especially Rosemary's Baby, Repulsion, Chinatown), Coppola, etc.Pretty run of the mill and "basic" I'm sure, but where can I go for more good stuff in these veins?
Herzog's films literally breathe. I don't know how else to describe it. He probably could have been a famous photographer if he weren't a filmmaker.
>>206011529Literally no one on /tv/ likes this coalburner. Take that shit to /b/
>>206011697Since you like the 70s New Hollywood stuff, try some Billy Freidkin and Paul Schrader stuff if you haven't seen those (I'm sure you've seen at least a couple of Freidkin movies for sure). Also check out some cinema du look, it's French but it's very stylish and accessible. Start with Diva, Mauvais Sang and Subway and go from there. Moon In The Gutter is a favorite of mine but is somewhat difficult to find.>>206012136Um, no.
>>206007070Looks like Dominique Labourier's hair.
>>206010854Nice! I know how annoying watermarks can be on a nice pic. Try out watermarkremover.io if you don’t feel like pulling Photoshop out on your desktop, it’s done the trick for me many times.>Just watch some DePalma flicks, unironically.Sound advice that will still piss half of /film/ off.
>>206004811ok, so how do i get a gf like thishttps://letterboxd.com/biaalcantara
>>206008230I don't know what tinychat is, but you can just generate a link for a video/voice call with jitsi and anyone with that link can enter the call.
>>206012534I thought the same exact thing when posting that. Saxana is much cuter tho
>>206012802movies with ginger with freckles and everything women in their 20s/early 30s? sorry if off-topic but for the first time I'm thinking on watching a movie for the pleasure of seeing my kind of women in it
>>206012540Damn that actually works really well. Much appreciated buddy!
>>206013148>coalburner
>>206013376*yawn*
>>206012508>moon in the gutter will never look that good
>>206013991>we will never see the extended cut because the studio destroyed all the extra footageMan is born crying, and when he's cried enough he dies.
would becoming friend of a prostitute /film/? I wanna live the late 2000s/80s sleaze life during weekends
>>206014800If you save a prostitute you go straight to heaven, you don't even need to die.
>>206014989I'd like to have a friendship with one purely for inspiration to write, no joke.
>>206009268kek truest post in the thread
>>206009759>when the bait doesn’t worklmao
>>206011697You cab try some fuller (pickup on south street), aldrich (kiss me deadly), melville (un flic), k.kurosawa (retribution), kobayashi (samurai rebellion) and herzog (aguirre), if you like them dig more in their filmo
>>206015021Whatever gets you there, man. Go ahead, pay for an hour and just bombard her with questions.
Withnail & I was mid
>>206015652Expect her to either refuse or charge more. Prostitutes are known for “look I’m here to fuck, anything else I’m either not interested in or is extra”
>>206015862filtered
>>206016000>I'm from the UK look how miserable I am*yawn*
Yeah, I am thinking that this is Kino
>>206015628Also add ford (the quiet man) to this, I forgot
>>206015892fuckhow can i meet a prostitute for actual friendship and milk her (heh) for stories?
>>206016207Yeah it is, surprisingly dreamy and very tender. Hathaway had a few kinos.
>>206016384nta fuck her a few times so you become a regular I guess
>>206016507i dont want to fuck a prostitute
>>206016507This is the best plan, see her a few times for sex and gradually start talking more. You will lose money though.
>>206004811>>206004026Not a man. She used to get harassed by /mu/tards. Couldn't go a day without seeing her face posted for like two years straight.
>>206016539no idea then, it's a very disturbing world anyway
“All women are prostitutes, except my mother, she’s a saint.” What movie is this from /film/? This is my new game. I will have one quote per thread and the first that one that guesses it gets a blowjob. No cheating.
what color palette? yes one is higher quality than the other, but I'm strictly asking about the coloration. 1/4
>>206017589
>>206017626
top has sovl
>>206017660
>>206017202That's not from a movie, that's from the thoughts in my head, how did you get this?
>>206017660Bottom here has more compression artifacts than visible grain. Awful.
>>206017589>>206017626>>206017710Top.>>206017660Bottom.
>>206017589>>206017626>>206017660>>206017710Top looks far better to me. I prefer the colors and there's grain. Bottom has been compressed to dogshit.
>>206017741top is just plain flat though
>>2060177102 more, i think i found what i was looking for
>>206018107Top for sure.
>>206018107Top definitely.
>>206018107
>>206018198one more bonus
>>206018198The one that doesn't look like a 1GB rip
Except for one, top is Criterion release and bottom is whatever BluRay came before it. >>206018107>>206017660In these two, the non-Criterion has the better palette (lower quality is on top for the first one). >>206017710>>206018198>>206018250In these three, the Criterion has the better palette.>>206017589>>206017626These could maybe go either way, but I THINK the Criterion is better.
>>205991340It's the other way around. All the commie gobblediegook you mentioned will be completely forgotten by the midpoint of this century.
>>205991340>>206018478In fact, now that I think about it this was probably a somewhat elaborate bait. It's a testament to the shittiness of this general that no one caught on.
>>206018478Wah wah.
>>206018478cryfag
>>206018645>>206018601pathetic samefag
>>206018542Everybody caught on you retard.
A NEW 4K RESTORATION FROM THE ORIGINAL CAMERA NEGATIVES SUPERVISED BY DAVID LYNCH HIMSELF
>>206018700>SUPERVISED BY DAVID LYNCH HIMSELFthat really doesn't mean anything, it was 2023 homebound emphysema Lynch that completed the movie more than 25 years ago. it could be like when William Faulkner added an appendix to The Sound and the Fury 20 years after the novel was released that completely missed the tone and spirit of the book to begin with
I unironically follow Lynch words about film on phone. Only movies I've watched on my phone in around 5 years have been the FNAF movie and a rewatch of Evil dead 2 in a bus.
>>206019373Why would you ever watch a movie on your phone? I don't think I've ever done that, unless you count some very stylized porn (which I would count as art)
>>206019373I never watch movies on a phone just because it's a bad experience.
>>206019433I think I got used to watch anime in my phone in the time I didnt have a pc (and because by those days only my phone could catch the wifi signal I was leeching off)
What are some good mockumentaries or generally funny movies that you all like?
>>206020170Windy City Heat.
>>206019486I watch movies on my phone to make the bad experience even worse
I think Kusturica SUCKS
>>206020198Dane cook?? Jimmy cook? Looks kinda bad. I will take your word for it though and watch it. Thanks anon.
>>206020331Kimmel* kek. Ok I watch soon.
>>206020406people don't dance like this on an empty beach
>>206020406Isn't Sarah Gadon a little wide? Girls like that are always cute until you're looking at them with their back turned in bed and you almost thought you slept with a football linebacker with tiny arms
>>206020406Sarah Gadon’s whole life is a lie
>>206020406>>206020710Fuck off and die
>>206016166you wouldn't get it if you're not from here
>>206021057nooo
>>206020331It sucks, i don't think it's funny at all, the main guy is unbelieavably annoying and every thing feels very forced.
I'm thinking of shaving my head, is it kino? (I'm not bald btw).
>>206020198Having taken some time to re-watch and ruminate over Windy City Heat (I've seen it four times and counting), explaining the enduring appeal of it is still tricky. First of all, it's funny. It's blindingly funny. It's tip a cow then kick a duck up the arse funny. It's also fantastically original in it's conception and treads heavily where few might dare to tread at all. The mark in this; possibly the most elaborate prank ever, is the fabulous Perry Caravello. Arrogant, sexist, homophobic and gullible. He is hilariously short tempered yet naive and lovable. Our catalysts and instigators are Don and Mole who according to the film have been messing with Perry for over a decade now. The setup is to have Perry, an aspiring actor and comedian in Hollywood, audition for a part in a film and win it. They go on to shoot the actual film over the course of a week, only it's all part of the setup and every scene is just another opportunity to provoke Perry's wrath while the cameras are rolling. There is physical comedy, humiliation, and provocation. It's great. When watching the film you will recognise names and faces. The in-jokes are endless. Perry gets none of the references. I do get twinges of pity for Perry as he falls for joke upon joke. Half the jokes are just to sell or justify a previous joke or fabrication. Some of the setups seem so contrived that it's hard to believe anyone would fall for it, but Perry sees no problems. It's humour is maybe a little cruel and sadistic in spirit, which in turn provokes thought on edgy comedy as an elaborate web of ethical dilemmas. It runs hand in hand with An idiot abroad as the most hilarious and startlingly real tragi-comedy out there. Comedy on film is often about levity and escapism but on the other end of that spectrum lies WCH, something that's real and engaging, provocative and most importantly, deeply and lastingly funny.
>>206021289People always say stuff like that but then Peep Show is one of my favourite comedies and not only am i not from the UK, i'm an ESL.
>>206017589Bottom is garbage>>206017626Bottom is garbage>>206017660Top is garbage >>206017710I think I prefer the color in top but bottom has more detail>>206018107Bottom is garbage>>206018198Top is garbage>>206018250Top is garbageI think bottom wins?
>>206022029>I think bottom wins?Yeah you would think the bottom wins you homo.
>>206018456Following up on my ranking of garbage or not garbage- some of those criterion screenshots are shockingly bad. Fuck the color palette (which at times are disgusting too), but I’m talking about the detail loss, highlights/shadows pushed to hell, extreme contrast. What the fuck
>>206018478>>206018542Go to bed Chewy
>>206018456This was cool, thanks for the post. Did you take these screenshots yourself or pull from somewhere? Wouldn’t mind if you continued to do these.
>>206022095;)
>>206022029>I think bottom wins?you're bottom
faggot talk
>>206022382;)
>>206020406>>206020710>>206022438Based Jew-owned slut and Jew-serving jeet cuck.
>>206023406An ass made for her Jewish husband.
does that whore even have a decent movie?
>>206023456Ferrari
>>206023491haha
>>206004927I'm more of a Nick actually
>>206008951Try Asian cinema In particular atmospheric 'vibe' films like Rebels of the neon god, Goodbye South Goodbye, and Kamikaze Taxi
>>206008951>>206025209And forgot to add HK, in general but also specifically for kino action if you want action, like PTU, The Mission, The Longest Nite, etc
>>206025119Yeah yeah we all think we're Nicks...
>>206015021anon I don't think it's gonna be quite like in your old timey movies She ain't gonna be a poet or a failed ballerina or whatever She'll be a depressed addict most likely
Getting everything from a film you watched randomly and expected nothing from is such a satisfying and lasting feeling.
>>206017589Top>>206017626Top>>206017660Bottom>>206017710Top>>206018107Top>>206018198Bottom>>206018250TopNow what
>>206019373You and Lynch can get fucked Watching on whatever you have is better than not watching One of my all time favourite film screenings was watching Stalker for the first time on my iPod Touch under my blanket at nightWould it have been better to watch in the cinema? Probably, maybeDid I have a great time regardless because it's a great film? Absolutely
>>206025532Average Tarkovsky fan everybody.
lil bro watchin movies on his lil ipod under his lil blanket
>>206025665watch more movies
>>206025532You didn't experience the film. You think you experienced it, but you were cheated. It's such a sadness that you think you've seen a film on your fucking iPod. Get real.
>>206025532The first and only film I ever watched on my phone was In the Mood for Love and it was not comfy at all. It was in 2012 during my army service, and the phone screen was rather small by modern standards.
>>206021816Great write-up, anon. You truly get the appeal of WCH.
bump
Does anyone have any suggestions for good screenwriting books? I've perused most of the normie stuff, I think. I'm looking for something more intermediate but focuses on story/plotting.
>>206029143>bumping a dead thread at page 10Just let it die, man.
>>206007691Paterson was alright
>>206020198One of the funniest movies ever made
so when is the /film/cast coming out?
>>206012982>movies with ginger with freckles and everything women in their 20s/early 30s? Literally any 70s/80s Huppert joint.
>>206029836Someone make a jitsi chat room and link it. I’ll join
>>206008951Fun edgy arthouse like Gaspar Noe, Todd Solondz, Lars Von Trier, Sion Sono
