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>>214448114Should have used pic related.Also Sex With Shran!
star trek sex with shran
Who would you like to see cuddled most on Trek anons?
>>214447819How come TNG could make a (shortened) season during a writer's strike but SNW was delayed by a whole year and was still of a much lesser quality
>>214448114Based, thank you OP>>214448151the Gorn (the real one, not the gay Nu Trek offbrand xenomorphs)
>>214448151him
>>214448159because they're no advertiser/timeslot pressure in the streaming era and they can get away with itsame reason they do 10 episodes instead of 26 -- they just don't give a rats assif they could do less, they would. I expect you'll start seeing 8 episode seasons becoming the norm soon.
>>214448160>the real GornDo any anons take the whole Starfleet Battles take on the Gorn as the canon one? i.e. actually relatively nice guys once you get to know them, became good friends with the Feds, like to spank Romulans with tractor beams and plasma torpedoes when they misbehave?
>>214448191That's basically the canon version of them as well, they show up as friendly in later stuff
>>214448151
>>214448186NuWho moving to 8 episode seasons was so fucking assYou'd think with Disney throwing in money with the BBC they'd want more out of it
>>214448216Yeah nutrek turned them into discount Magog from Andromeda. Which is super imaginative much wow, yeah turn the scary looking lizard people into monsters where they originally looked like monsters but were actually quite civilized and only time were shown to be hostile was due to a colossal misunderstanding. Fucking modern writers are lazy shit hacks.
A season down the drain and discount enemy mine was the best of the season. I started watching VOY and the writing quality difference is just unbelievable.
>>214448395right? Even the VOY episodes with weak story concepts are still just so much more tightly and compactly written. You might not like the story but they tell it successfully and with great efficiency. Berman Trek is firing on all cylinders at this point and is truly a machine of narrative delivery.
>>214448159TNG had little writers on payroll, if I recall.They had what's called "open format": you could be a nobody, and submit a script and if it fits, it gets done.It was a very good system
>>214448464That's not exactly true. They had writers on payroll and also accepted scripts from nobodies that often were reworked by their people in collaboration with the original writer (or not sometimes)
>>214448464I love how one of the concessions of the recent strike was to increase the number of writers in the so called writers room. Even though shows only make 10 episodes every two years now.
What's the problem with SNW?
>>214448231Star Trek sex with Christina Chong with her hair down and a bit wavy
>>214448579It's a glib facsimile.
>>214448579Even the tranny monster has to call out how juvenile and poor the script writing is
>>214448231>>214448586>Two gorgeous women on screen>They still get mogged by Christina Chong slightly smirkingBruh
>>214448654>br*tishall yours, bro
Is it a weird opinion if I think that the first half of season 7 is the most consistently good stretch of episodes across all of DS9? It doesn't have the highest highs but there's not a single outright bad episode, even the mirror universe episode is the only good one they ever did on the show.
>>214448631who?
>>214448728the first mirror was is actually good so no, however over all I too find s7 very stable, no big standout till far beyond the stars but every episode is solid
URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT AND CHIEF MORALE OFFICER OF SAUDI BINLADIN GROUP, VIC "JET FUEL CAN'T MELT CHARLIE KIRK'S NECK" MIGNOGNA:TS/NOFORN: Alhamdillulah to all my brothers and their property on this joyous anniversary! On this auspicious day we continue the Great TNG watch along on Heroes and Icons with the conclusion of Encounter at Farpoint at 9PM ET/8PM CT. We then continue with the Great DS9 watch along with Armageddon Game (Mashallah, we love armageddons!). Please note that the 6PM ET episode "Sub Rosa" is NCIS and not TNG. However, the episode is about >A decomposed body is discovered in a tub of acid at a naval base and Ducky and Abby learn that the victim was a submariner.Which is preferable to Beverly fucking the ghost of Zorro. Watch at your own discretion. As always, beware the interloper. With the season conclusion of Strange New Worlds and the autumn chill making it harder for him to stalk women in public parks, he will have more spare time to interlope. Have no fear and trust in The Plan. The Anbo-Jyutsu Fat Riker Prone 'Bone SPECOPS hit squad has triangulated his position and will deploy our Halal Jazz offensive, codenamed RAGHEAD RAGTIME. Soon we can emerge from the shadows and The Plan will be complete.As always, Trust in The Plan, Death to the Opposition, Glory to Heroes and Icons, and The Cardassian Neck Trick is best done from 200 yards with a slight westerly wind. Mignogna out.
>>214448787>far beyond the starsThat's from season 6. And I don't think season 7 is stable as a whole, it starts unraveling hard in the final arc.
>>214448579STDUnironically would have had some promise if it wasn't infected by having to pay lip service to that pile of shit.
>>214448825well I take it back there are no standouts, still I like the final big war arc so I guess thats what makes the difference
I've started to treat my various professional and personal tasks as though they were part of my duties on the Enterprise. My life has improved as a result. Does anyone else do the same?
>>214448794Understood, Vic-sama. Activating Scottyposter sleepercell.
>>214448825S6 kind of meanders too a bit A handful of standout episodes but a lot of boring filler >inb4 zoomie I love filler. But The Sound of Her Voice and Honor Among Thieves put me to sleep.
>>214449109Honor Among Thieves is dark O'Brien kino but I agree with the Sound of Her Voice.
>>214449109S6 is where the writers gave up on trying to make the emissary plotline good or even have a point, which directly leads into giving Dukat superpowers and making him boring. Speaking of, it's actually amazing how good the first half of season 7 is despite featuring almost no Dukat at all.
>>214449249>it's actually amazing how good the first half of season 7 isThat's because it has my wife
>>214449148I love O'Brien episodes but that one idk I just never cared for itHe's on this shithole planet walking around dark alleyways
>>214448794Vic-sama! As a blonde white man with incredible aim for underage napes you aren't safe in Salt Lake City right now!
>>214449461Family. It's the most important thing. Family. It's the most important thing. Family.
>>214449464I'm en route to a soon-to-be-safe house in Atlanta as we speak. Trust in the Plan. Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>214449571
>>214449571Why would a human like Bilby be working for the Orion Syndicate? What do humans need with money? Especially committing crimes in exchange for money.
>>214450422there are non-federation human colonies and humans have been depicted as being members/contacts/associates of the orion syndicate since TOSwhy wouldn't they be there?
>>214448760Jessie gender
>>214450460Um akshually the Orion Syndicate was invented for DS9 but it's safe to say that they were always around, like in TOS when it was the Orions who tried sabotaging the Babel talks
>>214450929I feel like this ritual poster has been gradually reducing the size of the image by some number of pixels each time and seeing if we notice.
>>214450422The action is the juice
>>214452392Apgar was a woman
>>214452392YOU'RE A BREAD MAN,RIKER.A BREAD MAN.
watchclub bros I really like the DS9 episode today: Armageddon
>>214453675I like the Whispers episode coming up in a few days.
>>214453758oooh yeah that's another good one. i think it's tomorrow actually.
>>214453913Yeah I also like a little known TNG episode coming up, Code of Honor, you may've heard of it. It's peak Star Trek.
Vibe check because I am two glasses deep into a bottle of Shiraz and wondering how much of this menu the replicator can make.
>>214453949Remember: POTATOES are simply ROCKS you can FUCK
>>214453949Potatoes Pat O'Brien, now that's kino
>>214454052Huh I had no idea.
>>214453949I'm gonna go ahead and say none of the potato beverages except coffee and maybe the shake. based on my understanding of the replicator it needs stuff programmed into it and potato juice is just not something anyone would have programmed into it as a beverage. if it did have juice programmed it could probably concoct the soda and tea.
>>214454123You would think the computer would be smart enough that if you asked for the juice of a veggie of some kind that it would either give you a smoothie or ask for clarification. If it knows how to make a raw potato it knows how to make potato juice
>>214454147you WOULD think that but I dunno I've never seen anyone use it that way so I can't be sure. if you ask for "juice from a potato" and "potato juice beverage" would it treat those as different? the way I'm imagining it works it would be able to give you the former but maybe be confused about the latter.
>>214454194you need to program it. it couldnt make earl grey tea
>>214454106This needs an O'Brien edit or the Space Irish!
>>214454230doesn't that seem a bit unrealistic? it's a pretty basic thing. you would think it would have millions of common Earth food and drink programmed into it before it set sail.
Any /trek/ episodes where somebody burns down their own place to collect the insurance.
>>214454147>If it knows how to make a raw potato it knows how to make potato juice"Vodka. Neat."
>>214454500>Otto Pinkpig
>>214454516I still don’t quite get how synthehol works. Do you catch a buzz or no?
>>214454500There's that one where Garak blows up his own shop?
>>214454608Yes. But adrenaline dispels the effects, so you can be buzzed but a Fat Riker Trombo-Jyutsu RRRRRED ALERT will snap you back to sobriety
>>214454516Worf's mother looks very similar to my grandmother. You never know how long you have with your family bros, cherish the good ones while you can.
>>214454664What would Riker order at Mickey Rooney's Potato Fantasy?
>>214453933>Tune into Code of Honor on H&I>This disclaimer pops up before the episode
>>214455032They should put this up before every Ferengi episode
URGENT DIRECTIVE FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT, VIC MIGNOGNA:Agents, you are expected to report into Heroes and Icons at 9PM ET/8PM CT for the Great /trek/ TNG watchalong. However, be aware: the interloper is now aware of Operation Potato Fantasy. He knows we have eyes everywhere. We will get to the root of the problem. Until then, maintain plausible deniability. Report to the watchalong as normal. Glory to Heroes and Icons. Death to the Opposition. Potatoes Pat O'Brien (IYKYK). Trust in the Plan. Mignogna out.
>>214454500>>214454623The one with the alien scientist who faked his own death to steal the ferengi dude's metaphasic shield design.
>>214455108>When I’m in an anti-Semitism competition and my opponents are Star Trek writers
>>214448114>piggu>not lizard rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6W-dR2q478
>How many years, saar?>You're now in the 23rd century.>...My Google Play cards? They are invalid?>I'm afraid so.>I... cannot redeem?
>>214449067temba, his arms wide
Any Star Trek episodes about getting shot in the neck?
>>214455761Empok Nor kinda sorta?
star trek pon farr with dr selar
>>214448579the writing>uh I disagreeok cool you're objectively wrong
>>214455761Reminds me of that tragedy... 9/10...
>>214454106>3 full lbs of potatoes in a single mealthat must feel like a lead weight in your gut
>>214456062Now you know what it is like to be a pregnant woman.BTW anyone want to proofread my M-Preg Quodo fanfic where Odo gives birth to his half Ferengi child named Shylock Friedland because he is money hungry and shapeshfits?
Why was Kira absolutely SEETHING about Sisko getting a cup of tea?
>>214456183when is she not seething?
>>214448114I watched the season finale of SNW and was disappointed. I did like the Doctor Who joke though
>>214456135>Now you know what it is like to be a pregnant woman.Round ligaments are homologous to testicular ligaments. Imagine having sore balls while a potato baby is crushing your bladder and you are painfully lactating. That's third trimester.
>>214456416Maybe don’t get raped by a space ghost, slut
>>214456467I do what I want
>>214456499Name a better [as] show that isn't Xavier or Sealab 2021.
I thought /trek/ was filled with bitter assholes because I actually liked SNW. But S3 was such doodoo I now understand the burning hatred you hold for what they did
>>214456657boondocks venture bros
>>214448134aaand another trek bot threadcyayou fucking trannies really are insane
I watched the finale of snow today. This season has been a mess. They really are canabalizing ideas ( enemy mine) number 1 had put on pounds. The whole batel become a statue storyline I mean it was a weak episode rushed and rediculous. Oh she was destined to become a statute. Evil being wtf is this show about any more? They rushed though a inner light experice. The worse thing I knew that kid would grow up and they'd have a bigger as the boyfriend.
>>214456851
>>214456873For me personally it was how the fuck was the archeologist fine? In the earlier episode they make a point about how the evil critter could convincingly drive a meat puppet, then in this episode they show the archeologist showing up at the evil temple with the evil entity that goes DOH HOH HOH HOH I GOT YOU NOW and then it just makes some random shitheads on the planet gouge their eyes out and leaves him alone and unmolested in the temple. Presumably it couldn't stick another critter in him since the door was closed but he just sat around in the temple drinking wine the whole time? Why the fuck was he even in the episode? They could've just said he heard something from another archeologist and passed it on to Chapel since he thought they should know about it
>they're advertising Nu Trek on H&I nowAlright, who told Paramount about the Watchalong?
>tfw my house gets stolen
>>214456657Frisky DingoSaul of the Mole MenGarth Marenghi's Darkplace
>>214456657
boooo Wesley Crusher booooo
>>214457052>Mao say: "Clean!" never caught that before
>>214456975trust in the plan
These OTA channels are pretty comfy as background noise when I'm doing something else. Comet used to be a pretty good replica of 90s Sci-Fi channel. But it turned into the Grimm and Stargate channel awhile back.
>>214457052I have one of those postcards. It was in the S1 DVD.
Who in Trek would shit in a box and put it in the mail?
>>214457205Morn. It's a clever way to smuggle liquid latinum.
>>214456950The episode was horrible. The way the shots were, the sequencing, it was total garbage. What happened to M'Benga? What happened to fucking anyone? Honestly the worst episode in the entire series for me. This season was a massive let down, the writers are total crackheads. The whole Pike and Batel thing is written like twilight fan fiction.
Groppler deez nuts
>>214457205Lore, if he were capable of shitting. Just because he could.
Q, stop groppling my zorn!
Can Data poop?
>>214457377Of course
>>214457415But why?
Is it all the same poop or can Data get diarrhea sometimes?
>>214457438Why does he have a functioning dick? Soong is a pervert.
>>214457473No you would only create a thing that poops for no reason if you were a madman
>>214457507Oh, there's a reason
>>214457507Soong is a madman
>>214457507It’s all about authenticity. You wouldn’t get it
Just can't get enough Leonard McCoy in my life lads
is this the only time Troi actually helped figure something out that wasn't already obvious with her empath abilities?
>>214457597based, I love McCoy too. He's the soul of Trek, the heart.
>>214457597>>214457644What nice things to say
10 minutes my nonnies and I don't wanna hear any Keiko hate.
>>214457377Yes but only exposition dumps
>>214448478Is that the one were Torres winds up on a boat to Stovokor?
>>214454194Potato juice is vodka.
dont they know the federation could just glass their entire planet from orbit and probably have a million worse weapons than their piddly little virus (cured in 5 minutes on a starship)?
Not that this means anything, but these are my TOS thoughts, so far.
>>214448579>good actors>decent first season (for a trek) that built up the characters pretty well (at least way better than std and spic)>garbage writing for seasons 2 and 3worst of all it's forgettable. i watched every one on release and couldn't tell you the plot of any except the finale i just watchedyet i remember tng and ds9 episodes i first saw 20 years ago
>>214457874Interesting taste, definitely not mine. Corbomite Maneuver is really being underrated here and Balance of Terror, rehash of a movie or not, is S.
Oh shit, I forgot all about this DS9 episode. Somehow, I don't think I've seen it in years. Maybe I accidentally skipped it on my last rewatch.
>>214457848Fuck these dr seuss niggas
>>214457733no its when she's skydiving and stuff with the safety off
>>214457925it's one of the only good keiko episodes and the ending is hilarious
Based ONE MAN ARMY O'BrienI need a webm of that sick combat roll, kek
Why is ensign kim in command staff meetings?
>>214457906TOS took a few episodes to click for me, I think Corbomite was the first or second episode I watched, perhaps I'd like it more on a revisit, now that I've gotten used to the rhythm of the series. I don't know what the general consensus is, but I was most attracted to the episodes that felt very '60s sci-fi' (City on the Edge of Forever, Taste of Armageddon), they scratch a certain Philip K Dick-esque itch for me.
why in the fuck is there a nuslop ad on my H&I?
>>214458007
>>214448151I want to see Tendi and Rutherford cuddle in a Jeffries tube.
O'Brien knows all about filthy spoonhead tricks.
>it's an "o'brien has cardassian war ptsd" episode
haters will say season 2 ds9 isn't kino
>>214458072damn he's good
kira is so fucking hot jesus christ
T'Lani women look gay as fuck what is Bashir on about?
dont let your wife see you look, o'brien
>>214458230Keiko was actually yelling at him for not rubbing Kira's feet good enough
Stop trying to make me fall asleep, damn you!
>>214458243I kinda wish they had gone the whole way with the poly thing.
keiko was a good actress. shame they made her so annoying
>they were good customers and always paid their bills on time
giving your diaries to a woman who constantly brushes you off sounds fucking unhinged
>>214458355he was tryna fuck by making himself look deepthe funny part is she fucked everybody and complete randoms, but bashir gave her the ick
>>214458369yeah because he does weird shit like that
why doesnt the federation just stop aging and death? easy way to do it would be with teleporters
>>214458076Of course you do.
>>214458298We almost had her playing Tasha.
>>214458461>Yaphet Kotto as PicardBonusbros...we were fucking robbed
O'Brien...suffering....
>>214458461>Wesley Snipes as GeordiImagine
>>214458461>wesley snipes as geordi
>>214456207
>>214458461>"Starring Ben Murphy?" Isn't it more accurate to say "Most of the time the camera is pointed at Ben Murphy?"
that episode was better than I remembered, a key piece of the O'Brien/Bashir broship, it's where they first become pals in earnest i think
>aliens try to kill four federation officerswhat did the federation do in response?
>>214458541>>214458542>He just refused to wear the visor.
Man it cut off right before Keiko had an existential crisis wondering if that's really her husband they brought back.
>>214458711the same thing they did when the Breen nuked Starfleet Academy
>>214458731nearly genocide the founders?
>>214458607OMG, Ben Murphy as Riker would have been a disaster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ABvdzahnk
I have been laughing at "Lolita Fatjo" in the DS9 credits since I was in middle school before I even knew about the book Lolita.
>>214458738absolutely fucking nothing
>>214458461>The Traveler was almost DataHuh, I feel like he probably would've done a decent job.
>>214458728>obrien and bashir are only alive because keiko didn't know her husband drinks coffee after noon
>>214458744Who names their child Lolita
>>214458744I prefer laughing at Al Smutko (I think his first name was Al)
>>214458809I always liked the Speed Weed guy from Law and Order's credits. That guy just sounds badass.
>>214458461Reggie Jackson? The baseball player?Evelyn Guerrero was credited as "young female ensign" in the 1st episode of STTNG. She was the one that showed Riker how to ask where someone was on the ship, and to follow the lit walls. She also played Donna, Cheech's drugged-out sometimes-girlfriend, in the Cheech & Chong movies.
>>214458809Brian De PalmaIsabelle HuppertHumbert Humbert
Anita Truelove always sounded like a fake name in the X-Files credits
>ds9 did more with the maquis in like 5 episodes than voyager did in its whole runhow?
This is such a good voyager episode
no such thing as a good voyager episode
>>214458974For whatever reason, Piller and Berman just made a hard call to make Voyager TNG-lite because ratings were kind of spiraling in Trek as a whole since TNG, I guess. It was a panic move.It definitely gutted Chakotay's character but everyone else survived it well enough. Tuvok would've been more interesting being an object of hate for some of the Maquis due to spying on them. They could've done a lot, Ronald D. Moore is not wrong about that and I can understand why there was division in the writer's room.
>>214458461Jenny Agutter as Bev could've been something
>I am forgotten
seeing bellona in her human half episode gave me a lifelong hard on for her. i love bellona.
they got an Emmy nomination for those stupid hairstyles in the DS9 episode we just watched lol
>it's a bilby episode
>>214459094He was a weird insectoid that tried to mindrape Riker into adopting him. Doesn’t count as bad parenting if the child isn’t yours
this voy ep would be 100x better and make more sense if bellona was pregnant
>>214458461No idea who Bunty Bailey was. But, with a name like that. I knew she must've been a total babe in the '80s. And yes. She was. She was the girl in the Take Me On music video.
>>214459349Kevin Peter Hall could’ve been Data AND Geordi. You may remember him as the guy in the predator and Bigfoot suits. I sure didn’t
>>214459346Klingon warriror training starts from inside the womb lol
>>214459432that's because Gene's original plan was for Geordi to be guy who wears a big mascot costume all the time. instead of just a visor
>>214459513Turns out he was also absolutely enormous. Imagine Data as a seven foot tall black man
>cardassian on a federation ship has to intimidate somebodyalways kino
>>214456657smiling frens :)
>>214457507often madman soong
>>214458037bridge officer
>>214458072>>214458131he killed fiddythousand cardies in the war!
SHALE! SHALE!
Dr. Gillian Taylor from Star Trek IV
>>214456657aqua teen by a furlong
>>214459297wrong kidthe one pictured is the one whose mom got blown up by a landmine, and then an alien tried impersonating his momworf also made him his brother through some ceremony, but then he was never heard from again
>>214458461Interesting that there's just no mention of Worf at all?
>>214453949>Raw Crunchy Cubeswat
>>214458461I would have cast Linnea Quigley as Tasha, on the condition that she gets her tits out every episode.
>getting through enterprise for the first time>start storm front part 2>episode starts with nazi propaganda film about ridding the world of jewish influence and germany and america working together>theme song starts immediately afterwardsFUCKING KEK I haven't had this good laugh in a while
>>214460767IVE GOTIVE GOTIVE GOTIVE GOT FAITH
>>214458043Not surprising since City on the Edge of Forever was originally written by harlen ellison. (prior to many revisions by other writers)
>>214460194Worf wasn't an idea until later on.
>>214459584What if they still put the makeup on him? He'd look like a seven foot tall Michael Jackson before Michael Jackson looked like Michael Jackson.
>>214457874My OCD kicked in. I went back and watched 2 out of the 3 episodes I skipped over (Mudd's Women, Miri). Neither struck me as particularly well written. Nevertheless, I'll try to watch The Alternative Factor and rewatch some of the episodes I perhaps underrated (Naked Time, Corbomite Maneuver, Balance of Terror) tomorrow.>>214460973>Ellison later called elements of the dialogue in this version "precisely the kind of dopey Utopian bullshit that Roddenberry loved",[22] and added that Roddenberry had "about as much writing ability as the lowest industry hack".[21>None of the other writers involved in the work chose to seek credit for the script, since they agreed with Roddenberry that it was important for Star Trek to be associated with writers such as Ellison.[24]That's pretty interesting. I was aware about the Ellison association, but had no idea about it being rewritten.
Nobody's watching Strange New Genders
>>214448114It is quite obvious even with but the most cursory of examinations, that it is in fact a space pig.
>>214460194Worf was literally an afterthought, of 'hey let's put an extra in Klingon Makeup on the enterprise bridge to show how much things have changed' tier.
>>214461659Who cares what you think moron? Did you come up with a better character more people know and love? Oh you’re a loser? Oh okay now that we have that sorted out shit the living hell up you just talk to hear yourself talk you’re fucked in your shitty head
>>214448133worf was such a fuckwit to everyone in his family including his relationships, maybe the empire was right about his father.
>>214461755Be less weirdIt's on record that Roddenberry didn't even consider him a real member of the cast, which changed once his senile ass got fired
>>214461866I think I will continue not fitting in here thanks
The ending of Prodigy was fucking retarded. Not gonna go full schizo on it but if they prevented the civil war on Solem then John Nobles character never went back in time to start the time loop. Also what the fuck Wesley Crusher meets his brother and he's a baby? So what, the plotline of Picard took 20 years to play out? Fuck this shit. Fuck Kurtzman and his mystery box cliffhanger bullshit.
>>214459432SIDA?
Evenin', /trek/.
>>214462022>what is predestination paradoxAlso did you just not watch Picard or something? It takes place in 2399, which is around 20~ years after Picard went into self imposed exile over the failure of the mission to help the Romulans, caused by the events that those ending scenes of Prodigy crossed over with.
>>214462435Fuck you, the Prodigy plot did NOT make sense. And also thank you, I have Picard next up on my timeline watchalong. Had no idea that Picard was in exile for 20 years. That explains that timeline issue then. Still kinda weird like how old was Beverly when she gave birth to that kid from season 3?Prodigy did mention the "Romulan evacuation" a few times in context with Admiral Picard. I just assumed that the events of Picard took place immediately after the attack on Mars by the Synths. Good to know there's a time gap there. Not that that show isn't going to be hot garbage to sit through.
>>214462480The attack on Mars took place in a short called "Children of Mars". In the show proper, it's just back story.
What episode of TNG should l show my 12 yr old nephew?
>>214462731Skin of Evil.
>>214458461>Wesley SnipesGeordi could have been kicking ass and iceskating uphill instead of being a pathetic incel.
>>214462731thine own self
>>214462731The one that shows that scene from Turkana IV
>>214462731A Matter of Honor
>>214458461>J.D. Roth as Wesleyimagine
>>214462782This would have been closer to the Simon Phoenix era of Snipes which would have still been hilarious to see.
Worst episode so far. Just really dull.
>>214463695yeah idk what those snw writers are on
>>214463695I'd Apgar her if you know what I mean
>new episode>not clearing a low bar to get into the top 10> againbit shit
Bajoran workers, your attention, please. Your attempt to seize control of this facility is going to fail. You are valuable workers and we wish you no harm. However, if you do not return control of this unit to your Cardassian supervisors we will be forced to take action. You have eight minutes to make your decision.
>>214463752The show is a really weird series of experiments mixed with normal episodes>The freaky friday episode of T'Pring and Spock>Enterprise becoming a fantasy novel episode>The Lower Decks crossover episode>Entire episode which is set as a musical>1960's Trek / Holodeck murder mystery episode>Episode framed as a documentary of life on the enterprise Not that old trek didn't have a lot of silly stuff in it as well but this is almost a third of all episodes released
>>214460033she's old
>>214461276SNW was #9 the week before, and #10 the following week, so it wasn't in the top 10, but was presumably close. That hardly translates to "nobody's watching", except in the most narrow of seething minds. But even worse for your position...>public opinion is the only metric on which to judge anything's worthiness>oldtrek has been relegated to "broadcast TV" graveyard>NOOOOO that's totally different
>>214462480So Star Trek is a soap opera for nerds?
I got bingo, anyone else?
>>214465713Fascinating Captain, the Copiums appear to try and twist false information into fact in order to attack others to make themselves feel better. I suggest further study of the Copium Confederation society.
>>214461783Worf is literally a retarded LARPer. He cares about honor more than any other klingon, to the detriment of his family. Other klingons undertand the need for pragmatism and face, whereas Worf is happy to throw out all his standing just to LARP as the most honor-iest klingon. Dude had the oppotunity to be High Chancellor and rejected it. What kind of reject ass klingon does that?
>>214465885What false information? SNW was presumably close to the top 10, given that it was #9 the week before, and #10 the following week. Oldtrek has most definitely been dumped into the "broadcast TV" graveyard. Broadcast TV is a dinosaur, watched only by poorfags and boomers. Refute any of that if you can.
>>214465402Yeah SNW has done what, 30 total episodes and at this point over 30% of them are retarded gimmick episodes
>>214465954Worf's character makes sense if you imagine him as a black kid raised in an upper middle class white neighborhood, who desperately wants to reclaim his blackness as an adult. Think of a black student on an elite college campus dressed head to toe in African garb.
>>214465806almost; I was one off after that last whataboutism
>>214465977>Broadcast TV is a dinosaur, watched only by poorfags and boomers. Refute any of that if you can.Data was right about broadcast TV having a relatively short lifespan. But at this rate it won't even make it into the 22nd century.And the commercials are a whole new kind of depressing. In addition to the swath of prescription drug ads with deadly side effects, there's a new trend of Gen X actors reprising their roles from 20-30 year old shows to sell product.
>>214462731datas day
Are you guys excited for the new show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-KvjtSgfJs
>>214462731Justice
>>214466993I like the turtle.
Look at him.I love him.
>>214467155why is he crippled fucking kek
>>214467203>ticks off demographic box>increases chances at some awards show nobody gives a fuck aboutI'm sure this'll win a Phyllis Diller Award or some other shit they'll make a single social media post about and then never mention again
>>214457377Me on the left
>>214467155What is the turtle's name?
>>214467203He was hurt on 9/11 when they filmed this scene. That turtle walked through blood and bones in the streets of New York City how dare you.
>>214466993why is it paw patrol or bubble guppies rofl
>>2144481868 episodes is already the norm. See >>214448277 also Wednesday and Rangs of Power.
>>214467350Idk but I am naming him Dana.
URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT AND UTAH STATE PARKOUR CHAMPION (TRANSGENDER DIVISION), VIC MIGNOGNA:Agents, we are on fire today! We are now officially in Season 1 of the Great TNG watchalong with The Naked Now at 9PM EDT/8PM CDT. This is the episode where everyone gets Space Drunk™ and Brent Spiner makes sure Data gets some strange. Follow your instructions and do the same. I recommend Gran Duque D'Alba XO Brandy de Jerez for the drunk part. You're on your own for the nookie, please report to your assigned trafficker/procurement overseer. Follow your prescribed instructions as part of The Plan. The interloper has been increasingly agitated as the manhunt continues. Be sure to keep your eyes sharp for long distance sniping and your joints limber for rooftop parkour with Tony Hawk's GenX Brand Turmeric. It's, Like, Whatever, Dude©®. As always, Trust in the Plan, Death to the Opposition, and SELL your home to Tom SELLeck with a reverse mortgage. Shadow President and Hip Hop Sure Shot, Vic Mignogna, out.
>>214467411Did you make it to your safe house in Atlanta and is your safe house in Atlanta just Magic City's basement?
>>214467447It's always good to have a patsy/decoy or three, if you feel me.
>>214467383I looked it up and his name is... Star
>>214466993Isn't this getting produced by Kurtzman? How long till they get their eyes removed while awake?
>>214467520They named an Asian woman that in ENT and I am still calling him Dana and I am making sure all my terrariums are ADA compliant.
>>214466993In the olden days, trekkie folks used to argue: Kirk vs. Picard. It's safe to say. Going forward. Star Trek fans will argue: JR or Burnham?
>>214467411>This is the episode where everyone gets Space Drunk™ and Brent Spiner makes sure Data gets some strange. Follow your instructions and do the same.Way ahead of you, chief.
>>214467567The 'sode where JR gets chewed out by admiral Hubris>shut the fuck up you little cunt
>>214466993you just know that fag is gonna start spamming this in the thread
>>214467411> This is the episode where everyone gets Space Drunk™ and Brent Spiner makes sure Data gets some strangeI don’t know whose idea it was, but I’m glad somebody insisted that the robot have sex in the second episode of the whole show.
>>214468313>Let's just get the question out of the way immediatelyIt's smart
>>214467597As soon as the nutrek marketing stops no one will remember either of those
>>214467597In my days, it was: JR vs Cliff Barnes.
>>214467597>JR or Burnham?Literally who?
>>214468529why are you on /trek/ if you don't know star trek?
>>214468564>Alexander poster based
>>214468564I only watch Star Trek so I don't know what a Burnham is?
What does the text say?
>>214448579It's shit
>>214448160>not the gay Nu Trek offbrand xenomorphsi haven't watched snw s3 yet but i hear they did some kind of retcon to save the show from retconning people seeing and interacting with the gorn pre-tos, my theory is that they aren't even the real gorn and just some enslaved off-shoot species since they don't even stand upplease don't spoil it for me, i will be binging snw s3 in the next week
>>214468887That is not correct but there is a reason for the xeno like Gorn
>>214468935oh ok so some sort of proto-form or experiment or lesser gorn subspecies, got it
>>214468935>there is a reasonim sure all 40 people who watch that shit are impressed
Nobody likes SNWhttps://old.reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/1ne7dps/season_discussion_star_trek_strange_new_worlds/
I am so disappointed with strange new worlds. it started strong, but the last 2 episodes were utter dogshit.i have no fucking idea what even happened in the last episode. or why pike just stood there without any emotions or movement when his waifu died
>>214469013lol this faggot praised that terrerium episode. one of the absolute worst. the ortago actor cannot act for shit on her won. what a terrible episode based on a stupid old idea that wasnt even executed correctly.fukcing red*it is wrong again
>>214469215Because he just experienced decades of life with her ending in her death in the space of about 10 seconds. He's still walking around in a daze days later!
>>214469215>i have no fucking idea what even happened in the last episode.They pulled an The Inner Light for Pike. He experinced a fullfilling life with his gf/wife and later he will spend his actual life in a Talosian fantasy with another girl.
>>214469215>it started strongtranny faggot
>>214448133Alexander definitely posts on /r9k/
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>>214469619He's dead Jim!
