Kirsh's actions are justified editionPrevious: >>214441753
>>2144490811st for wendy!
Why did the CEO of a multi-trillion dollar company talk directly to some low-level mook on Facetime?
>>214449140what's the problem?
>>214449140The only reason is that he was keeping it from everyone else in his company
Imagine if instead of jumping on people and raping them, facehuggers kinda just laid back and showed this thing offHow many people would fall for it haha
imb4 the crying right now pasta
>>214449140One anon suggested it might be part of a plot to bait Weyland-Yutani into attacking them. The real Boy Genius is in a secure facility, and this guy is a clone.
>>214449211that is gross as shit
Guys, I don't know how to say this...From the moment I first laid eyes on Ocellus, I felt something. I suppose you could call it "love".
>>214449272based ocellus appreciator
>>214449237Not him, but in fairness, it is part of a reproductive system. So, it makes sense. Reproductive organs innately gross. The only reason we use them for that purpose is because it's intensely pleasurable and our primordial instinct drives us to breed.
Cute
>>214449336Mr Teng is rapidly climbing in my BASED list
>>214449336a dishonest attempt at manufacturing a fake soul
>>214449304Zero reason for him to step inside the chamber other than the plot demands it. Inexcusably stupid writing for puddingheads.
I started watching this show at 1.75x speed, it's the first time I've done this
>>214449374>Alien suit's struts look like high heeled shoesOh, good... I can't unsee that.
>>214449370you didn't ever do stupid stuff when you were kid?
>>214449211*smash cut to Indian glarking on it laying on the floor*>>214449336It's a shame the holholina was just a fly-by-night prozzie that was barely on set, it'd be funny if Teng was always sitting directly next to her.
>>214449400Damn... what has been seen cannot be unseen. Thanks, anon :|
>>214449226Another anon refuted that at the time when Morrow uploads the data, this episode hasn't been written yet, so the data about the Facetime meeting doesn't exist as Hawley hasn't thought of it yet.Ergo it wasn't uploaded. Ergo it'll never be brought up again.Hawley is such a fucking retard.
>>214449366That's the whole theme for the show anon.
>>214449445>t'd be funny if Teng was always sitting directly next to her.lel that would be a 10/10 subtle troll
Wendy OWES me sex.End of.
>>214449374
>>214449081Lol this show is laughably shit, I torrented the first 2 watched 3 minutes of the first one and just deleted them both
>>214449678It only gets good after four minutes.
>>214449707lel
>>214449557Why did the KSG never pick up a following? You'd think having that kind of capacity without a magazine would be huge as long as it kinda functioned.
>>214449081Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.
This is the worst cast show in the history of modern television.
>>214449081So he's trying to get the kids killed deliberately right?
>>214449486If they were doing space espionoge maybe it was space encryptrd or space deleted
>>214449768Not possible with Olyphant on the cast
>>214449774think so yeah, he is envious or something
>>214449785what is that retard doing? building a dam indoors?
>>214449754I'm connected to Alex, but I cannot tell how. I like his work a lot.
>>214449774Only the ones who can be killed like that. He wanted to recruit Wendy in episode 1.
>>214449825Beavers instinctively build dams where they feel there is moving water. Looks like an eternal doorframe so I'm guessing he's seen or heard rain running down the door..
I like this dude more and more
>>214449140the important question is why would this supposed genius communicate via a channel that is open access to everyone and at the same recorded and saved in the ship's log files?
>>214449825>building a dam indoors?>>214449855>eternal doorframe
>>214449766I love this guy. Especially in his 70s-esque style.In real life he's sadly one of those metrosexual soibois
>>214449891You can get them to do it my running a tap/shower apparently
>>214449891I laughed out loud at the fucking christmas tree and woke up my cat. Thanks anon.
>>214449081oh look another completely unfunny op image. Mr. Eko confirmed for the schizo.
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>>214449374I can see Robert Downey Jr. wearing those
>>214449851True, it may be he's leaving them in situations with a high chance of getting fucked to see if they can get themselves out of it. He may have even sabotaged the feeding chamber.He gave the Indian kid a chance to come clean (probably would have saved his mum too) and emphasised to the science kid to follow protocol.
>>214449898Truly? I have no idea how he is irl.>>214449926I thought it was mildly amusing. Everyone's a critic.
>>214449140It always makes me laugh seeing the constant stretches and nitpicking to find literally anything to complain about>Umm would a guy that rich really be wearing a suit that looks like pyjamas?>err akshully the eyeball doesn't make sense biologically
>>214449962cute!
>>214449925Np npOne last one to grow on>>214449949LOL
>specimens you value at $100b+>biggest company in the world trying to take it from you>no guards and no active monitoring>HUGE MAN SIZED AIR VENTI can excuse the kids being stupid but that's just shit writing.
>>214450013wendyfag that you?
>>214449140Elon musk literally does that but okI guess you are going to rant about how "nonono that doesn't count because of..."
>>214450022there is no more good writing in hollywood and hasn't been in years. leftists are mentally ill and evil, they cannot create.
>>214449971You can get away with the odd "I don't have to explain shit" or characters doing weird shit but this show is relying way too much on contrivances and people acting stupid to make stuff happen.see >>214450022Another one>big heartless corp not locking people out of systems the second they get sacked.
>>214449211hahaha peenie in the butt, so reddit haha buttstuff amirite haha
>>214448317I guess you're right. So it should be something like picrel but instead it's <m><e><e><c><c><c><i><i><i>and so on.
>>214450115I've been thinking of examples that don't follow this tiresome nesting in tv shows and I've come up with>X Files>BSG>ST TNG and probably most of ST>Boardwalk Empire even though I've only seen a little of S1>Babylon 5>True Detective S1You have plotlines that lead somewhere and there's closure of story elements and the story progresses forward rather quickly. It's probably too early to judge because everyone is impatient for the next episode, A:E is still running. Hindsight will tell us everything.
>>214450022>>no guards and no active monitoringWhat? The island is full of guards. They had a pretty forced scene of exposition about exactly that. Unless you mean no guards in the lab itself? And to that, have you literally ever been to a lab? You don't just have guards standing outside it.>HUGE MAN SIZED AIR VENTThat's the most common tv and film trope imaginable. Do you complain that Goldeneye is shit for the same thing? Mission Impossible? Literally every film/show that has an air vent?
>>214450282I forgot to mention that most of these shows, TNG especially, often have self-contained episodes, which is probably anathema in the current TV climate.
>dude a walking eyeball>bro a giant tick>dude a fly with huge cock>bro a ceiling ballsack
>>214450304>What? The island is full of guards.>It's just no one is watching the extremely dangerous and extremely valuable aliens. Get it!
>>214450334get infinitely nested lmao
>>214450389>no, you need to have guards in every room, constantly interrupting the scientists for it to count!Oh, so it was autism. Got it
>>214449140Because it's a retarded plot point crammed into a tiny 8 episode "season"
>>214450431Where did I say "in every room"?
Another episode of every mook character making the most retarded decisions possible.What even is this show?
>>214450334And yet, all these seemingly ridiculous creatures are in some way extremely harmful to humans.
i want wendy's faggot brother dead NOW
>>214450431You have guards on the door and active monitoring. We're not talking specimens over a vast complex, they're all in a single room. It literally had zero security, a fired guy was able to get into it.
>>214450518What's wrong with that?
>there was wall mold>wall sprayer nowhere to be seenWhat happened to him?
>>214450531>He still has a part to play, Frodo.
>>214450583He knows.
Following on from the last thread. Not all stories need to follow this structure. Biographies and slice of life films often don'tFor anyone that's seen Mr Turner (who hasn't right?), it doesn't follow those in the slightest and was still interesting from start to finish.
>>214449107>>214449107worst fp in history
>>214450578Well... Humans don't respond well to things they know are dangerous. Especially when those are things that get out of control. Take fire for example: Wonderful tool, yet only when controlled. So too are these organisms.
>>214450518only because the humans, trained professionals and even hybrids are unfathomably stupid. wear goggles around the eyeball. don't let the tick escape by putting in a container that can be opened from the inside. don't drink the water visibly full of tick babies. don't go into the fly's enclosure and let it take its time blasting its cum on your face. hell, even the face hugger infections are kind of easy to avoid by putting a rack of hockey masks at the entrance of the lab, but at least the xenomorph itself is a horrifyingly dangerous creature.
sick of the indian accentits so bad
>>214450059>Elon musk literally does that but okHe brazenly talks to a criminal with his face being recorded on the ship logs? As stupid as Musk is, I imagine if he was engaging in conspiracy, he wouldn't talk directly to the guy carrying out the conspiracy.
>>214449304lmao
>>214450664The only one of the creatures that really annoy me are the ticks. They grow way too fast from larva and the nerve gas defence is just stupid. They'd kill all their prey insanely fast then starve.The xenomorphs at least have the excuse of being designed to wipe out life.
>>214450638sup anonsee >>214450115
>>214450689jeets talking english is one of the worst things on the planet
>>214450583I wonder if this will be relevant to the plot. They showed the guy spraying like 3 times and last episode had a lot of mold in the background
>>214449140he probably demanded it for assurances for taking out the ship
>>214450853>the plot
>>214450664>has goggles on forehead at all times>doesn't wear them while knowing the eyeball alien is loose
>>214450311My feeling is that it could really work, but we still won't see it for a while. The online reaction against any of the episodes that didn't work would be enough to 86 the whole show, but the whole point of shows like this is to try different things and this means allowing for some failures. When every episode has a few different storylines weaving through it, they can moderate the reaction.
>>214450661Maybe Alien universe humans are just built differently
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>>214450997should have followed WY manual
>>214450901At this point I'm ready for anything.Watch the Xeno escape the compound because the mold made the walls brittle
>>214451055lmao
the writing of this show is fucking retarded it's insulting so much potential wasted by midwits
>>214450549>a fired guy was able to get into it.Because he had the keycode since they use the 80s conception of futuristic technology. You expect guards on the door 24/7, to have memorised a list of people allowed access? And you think this would be efficient?
>>214449825You probably couldn't build a popsicle stick house in 4th grade art class and it shows.
>>214451055Not on my watch
>>214451179On a site with this few people yeah.
>>214450964>doesn't wear them to hide the change and get close>dumb blair witch standing around reveal insteadEverything about this production is utterly soulless. Its like an AI production from 2032
>>214451179>You expect guards on the door 24/7, to have memorised a list of people allowed access?Why would you need to "memorise" literally less than 10 people and 5 synths?>And you think this would be efficient?>Change Lab Access Code Y/NOh no! That would take DAYS to program!
>>214451230What we're seeing with Eye-fu is an alien with absolutely no experience of space travel figuring it all out very quickly. They're not flawless, they're 'our broken heroine'. And she WILL find her way home.
After all that teasing about the flies and having an episode titled after them I expected some body horror shit from it.Thought it was going to paralyze people or synths and use their living warm bodies to make or increase its nest
I'm not autistic so I can let the script get away with some stuff but this episode was really stupid
>>214451323>called fly>it fliesdesu they did all they promised
>>214451240>Why would you need to "memorise" literally less than 10 people and 5 synths?Because assumedly this guard wouldn't be a scientist? I can't tell what level of autism this is that you have no conception of practicality. Imagine doing the job yourself. You're paid to stand outside a room for 6 hours a day, doing nothing else. At some point you're given a list of names (and photos?) of people allowed in. If you get that list wrong, everyone on base might die.Someone on the list gets fired. Does the exec who fired him immediately come to you and be like "by the way, one of the guys on the list is fired"? Does he put out a notice that gets spread across the site, and then your boss eventually radios you "hey, scientist #5 is fired by the way"?Or do they just assume that, given all the cameras being monitored by Kirsh, along with the hybrids and inherent danger of the experiments in the lab, no situation would arise where someone could access them who wasn't supposed to.And in your scenario where there's a guard and he sees the hybrid kid get mauled by the alien, what's the protocol? Who should he alert? Does he have a list? Does that list also need to be updated since presumably scientist guy is on it? Does he just sound the alarm and get other guards with no idea what to do? Do they together charge in and just start shooting, compromising billions of dollars?
>>214449081>>214449304>200 years in the future>Trillion dollar MEGASUPER SCIENCE CORPORATION>can put children's consciouses (or whatever the plural of conscious is) into robotic bodies>have ZERO people watching your "secure" lab with alien lifeforms you just took from rival corporation's spaceship>ZERO Security>ZERO people watching the cameras>no wait the only person monitoring it is a cyborgthis is mindbogglingly fucking stupid. >>214451179>You expect guards on the door 24/7the first episode has a bunch of corpo soldiers just sitting on a rooftop working out who respond to a spaceship crash. Then some of those same soldiers get put onto a SECRET SECURE island where they patrol the jungle, instead of maintaining security over the room containing the aliens they took/stole from the spaceship crash that their comrades DIED to get?
>>214451493>the first episode has a bunch of corpo soldiers just sitting on a rooftop working out who respond to a spaceship crash. Then some of those same soldiers get put onto a SECRET SECURE island where they patrol the jungle, instead of maintaining security over the room containing the aliens they took/stole from the spaceship crash that their comrades DIED to get?You don't understand. Them failing quarantine is all part of the plan.
>>214451240>Change Lab Access Code Y/NRealistically that one should've changed not even when no sperm guy was fired but shortly after Kavalier gave the "no one besides synths allowed inside" order, employed or not Mr. Spermless would be in violation of superior orders by entering.
>>214449374why did the evil rich people cover their apartment wall with fading/peeling paint; are they stupid
How did alien earth become such a big hit on /tv/?
>>214451221Should've been a Ross Scott cameo
>>214450531how were these people not thrown off the flight
>>214451593atmosphere, you wouldn't understand, pleb
>>214451179>they use the 80s conception of futuristic technology>With their tables>And facetime>And 16:9 aspect ratiosNot only that but the Nostromo used keycards, why can't this super secret top security research base?
>>214451611Everything else is just as bad or worse and this show has references to a movie that was actually good.
>>214451406>Because assumedly this guard wouldn't be a scientist?Irrelevant. Unless you are so mind-numbingly stupid you think only scientists can recognise 15 people who have security access.>You're paid to stand outside a room for 6 hours a day, doing nothing else. If only there was some real world job that entails exactly that. How do they do it?!!!>At some point Probably during induction! It's everyone's first day as a security guard at a high level expensive laboratory! >Someone on the list gets fired. Does the exec who fired him immediately come to you and be like "by the way, one of the guys on the list is fired"?Yes, like an other job in the world ever. Escort him to his desk to collect his things, escort him off the property. Is this your first day on planet Earth?>Or do they just assume that, given all the cameras being monitored by KirshYes, just assume Kirsh is solely in control of all security even when he's off site securing boy genius. Flawless. What could possibly go wrong with that plan.>And in your scenario where there's a guard and he sees the hybrid kid get mauled by the alien, what's the protocol?Lockdown. Quarantine. Y'know, none of the things you mentioned because you're an imbecile.
>>214451323Cronenberg set our expectations too high desu
I organically support Disney+ and enjoy this latest installment of the Alien™ franchise.
>>214450334>>214450115><m>><e>><e>><c>><c>><c>><i>><i>><i>I think I have an acronym for that storytelling structure. The B.A.L.L.B.U.S.T.I.N.G.™ method.
>>214451777what happened to nibsfags? they disappeared.
>>214451657>Irrelevant. So apparently you think memorising 15 strangers each day is easy. Thanks for confirming your tism>Probably during induction! It's everyone's first day as a security guard at a high level expensive laboratory!So they get the list once, at induction, and never again? So they would actually let scientist in because at induction he probably would've been the first name on the list. Glad you solved that one you fucking moron>Yes, like an other job in the world ever. Escort him to his desk to collect his things, escort him off the property. Is this your first day on planet Earth?Are you blind? Did you not watch the scene where he was fired? You don't think anyone ever gets fired like that? You think that the only way to fire people is to escort them off the grounds immediately? And you want to accuse me of not being from earth?>Yes, just assume Kirsh is solely in control of all security even when he's off site securing boy genius. Flawless. I mean he's a robot who was literally doing that... Do you even watch this show?>What could possibly go wrong with that plan.Nothing, unless the robot turns out to not be 100% loyal.>Lockdown.Lab was already locked down. Only way in was with a secret code. Again, do you fucking watch this show? Or are you just dumb?
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>>214449735why is a robot fat
>>214451889That's racist.
>>214451889he is human, speedwatcher
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>214451611Because it's great and that makes chuds upset which drives engagement
>>214451855There aren't really any skimpy images from the show and nibs last bit was being mindwiped than told everything she'd forgotten by wendy.
>>214451179>80s conception of futuristic technologyI assure you, the '80s had cracked the technology of centrally managed keypad access.
>>214451493>have ZERO people watching your "secure" lab with alien lifeforms you just took from rival corporation's spaceshipthe worst part is that there's a massive air vent inside the lab which allows anyone to unscrew the flimsy vent grille and access the lab, bypassing the airlock
>>214451611Alien has always been big on /tv/ even during years with a peep from the franchise
>>214451908Look at you.. The almost human. Selfhating machine ........
>>214451957what is F O F I P ?
>>214450334have you looked at gigers art once? its all dicks
pretty well made death scene
>>214452034nibs!
>>214451908we dont really know to what extentanyway, why would a half-robot be fat
>nobody has attempted to stomp the eyeball yetThis is how you know the writing is terrible. They should hire me.
>>214451970Life must be horribly upsetting for you
>>214452036>>214452102>1 Rupee has been deposited in your account
>>214449486It's just another worthless plot point tv shows like to make to make us go OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH INTERESTING THE PLOT THICKENS but is ultimately completely worthless in the overall plot
>>214451611It's a mystery.
Bros.. I'm thinking my iq is lowering in order to enjoy tv modern time entertainment. I used to hate how many plot holes literally everything has and couldn't watch/be dissapointed by the stupid writing. However it seems like this is dissapearing? Even tho its stupid and there were some scenes like the one where the xenomorph is struggling to catch the girl in the ship, while instantly catching/killing non-important characters Or the synth giving food to aliens. After he broke the food hatch, i thought maybe he wants to fix it so the fly doesnt get through there somehow. After that he opened the door and i thought he was gonna kneel and push it fast then close it, eventually he just went in and somehow managed to lock himself in. I thought it's retarded obviously but i quickly moved on.Wtf is happening to me bros? Is it cause sci-fi is my favorite genre and i've had literally nothing to watch that i'm adapting to slop? Is this a good thing?
Morrow is the best character on the show how has this actor not had any other relevant roles before he's great. All the Prodigy people aside from Kirsh are so boring
>>214449374Why the FUCK did they hire a manlet? He needs to stand on his tippy toes? People 6'5+ are not that rare holy shit
>>214451984Message precedence codes. Technically those 4 extra buttons were unassigned and used for internal purposes, but this keypad was meant for a government telephone system and imagined they might be used for message precedence codes, which are used internally by the US government.In decreasing order of precedence, they stand for:>Flash Override (THIS IS THE PRESIDENT)>Flash (respond within 10 minutes; nukes in the air)>Immediate (prioritize over all other traffic, national threat)>Priority (please handle first when possible)While those 4 buttons remained unassigned and freely usable by multiple systems, the star and A buttons became * and # for all keypad usage by 1982. Including to this day on your cell phone keypad.
>>214452172If you work in a pigsty all day, the shit smell will bother you less and less.
am i missing something on why everyone is shitting on this show? its a pretty entertaining deviation from "xenomorph kills a bunch of people the end" series.i would like that they would approach the kids more and expand on its possible ramifications and psychology or fuck it just focus on the aliens completely cause it feels like everything is being tackled on very surface levels but yeah, i don't hate it at all.
>>214452202Yeah I did not know him from anything else. I will definitely keep an out from now on tho. He made an impression.
>>214452172This can be solved by watching something old and good.
>>214452222The more you know!
>>214452202>get me the morrow actor>he's already in the lobby, we've put out the "caution wet floor" signs
>>214452232we are both enjoying and shitting on it, it's great
>>214449370the design of the cage is retarded to begin with
>>214452232It's written really badly.>>214452251I watch Alien for the tech, so watching the writers do shit like "lithium ion battery" drives me up a wall lmao.
>>214452172>I'm thinking my iq is loweringNo shit, you're posting frogs.
>>214452268How so?
>>214452062I am more upset we didn't get a big fight between Ocellus and the cat. If anyone could match its speed and reflexes it's the ship kot. Huge missed opportunity there.
>>214452232I like the show but it feels like a bait and switch. The premise and trailer made it look like is about an Alien outbreak on Earth. That's very far from what actually happens.
>>214452268based cutiellus
>>214452052Is it not just his arm? Why couldn't a human with a fake arm be fat?
>>214452311As soon as the timeframe was revealed we already knew the xenomorphs on earth would have 0 long term consequences. The entire Prodigy island is getting scorched and probably nuked in the last episode along with all the hybrids.
>>214452172It's because they've dialed back the pozzedness in preparation for WWIII. Slop content is now fairly enjoyable like it was in the early 2000's.
>>214452273My boomer dad worked in these industries and he spergraged at a scene in the recent episode. Apparently the keypad had a dot-matrix LCD display powered by a Hitachi microcontroller from the '80s that didn't precisely match the keypad and Dad spent 20 minutes trying to figure out whether the inclusion of that particular microcontroller on a door would have been worth the adjusted cost to Boy Retard in a timeline where integrated circuit packages and nematic displays were super expensive
>>214452310I dont understand these little bastards. I've watched plenty of Cats vs Snake videos and the cat is always faster. Yet, when I play with mine I always grab her paws, tail, pat her back, rub her belly and she cant counter any of my moves.
>>214452341yeah. at first i thought any of the aliens would flee the facility and somehow get to live on earth for a while but not become very significant, everything dying in one go works better.
>>214452310Showing the dead cat was bad enough, they probably didn't want to show it being killed
>>214452367She is letting you do it cuz you are not a threat. If there's a threat they react instinctively and go all out. I read something about animals that are faster than snakes and I think the top 1 were cats and chickens.
>>214452408top 2 kek>>214452396b-but muuh epic fight?
who did it better?
>>214452338yeah i also download data via cable directly into my domeeveryone does that, right?
>>214452440why burke look like Sam Altman
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>>214452396>>214452310Ocellus and the cat were clearly friends that were escaping together until the cat was mortally wounded by the crash (no way Ocellus caused that horrible crushing injury)And then their last exchange was>Take my flesh, Sister. Save yourself>I c-can't *single tear rolls down her body*>Do it! And promise me... that no matter what, you'll... fuck with the humans...>...I promise, Brother.
>>214452408You are telling me a chicken can fuck up a snake?
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>>214452505I teared up. This is canon now.>And promise me... that no matter what, you'll... fuck with the humans...kek, ocellus is truly doing that
>>214452526Yeah I've heard that before. If you want to keep all kinds of pests out of your farm, you need cats and chickens. And chickens will be doing most of the killing. Cats will be the ones who get the pests that manage to find hiding places.
>>214452526Yeah. They are faster and peck the snek in the head until it blacks out or straight up pound it to death with their feet. If there's a rooster it's his job, otherwise it's either the alpha hen or the whole flock ganging up on it. Then they eat it kek.>tfw useless chicken knowledge comes in handy
>>214452549>That summer a hive of bees moved in the crack by our back steps.>Cat brings me a vole and drops it at the steps>Vole runs into the bee crack
what was his endgame?
>>214452549Ticks as well. If you have free ranging chickens in your yard, you are guaranteed to have no ticks.
>>214452137all racism aside the two black guys are the best characters in the show so far
>>214452615doing his filth
>>214452615he just wanted to feel up that one girl's booba, i assumewhat was his job on the ship?
>>214452651>what was his job on the ship?IT
>>214450022last good writing was 15-20 years agonobody demands good writing any more beyond chudsthere is no person on Earth that would ever do those motions in that situation>>214452278would get the same airlock entrance as the feeding gate bare minimumif not for decontamination, but yes for decontamination, than at least fundamental securityconveniently every alien species so far can function without any problems in earth atmospherethe flies eat rocks and electronics and they spit acid but they're kept in a regular cage?
At least we can all agree that Alien Earth > Alien Covenant Right?
>>214450531Someone shopping her into the Alien ship lab
>>214452651>what was his job on the ship?booba groper. He was just doing his job.
>>214452726So far it's A:E > Covenant > Prometheus
>>214452784ae>covenant>prometheus>romulusnone canon
Romulus wasnt bad
>>214452726Both are great
>>214452710>that scenethe retardation on this show has to be on purpose. it's too blatant.
>>214452726Mix of dogs shit and urine > Alien Earth > Alien Covenant
>>214452827It wasn't good.
>>214452726I liked Prometheus, Covenant and EarthRomulus was just bleh, something about it felt off like it was trying way too hard. The xenomorph cocoon was also stupid and I'm glad Earth retconned it out again.
>>214452457no, just... cool it, with the antisemitic remarks
>>214452615His scene with Morrow confused the fuck out of my wife and brother. Everyone assumed he was in on it with Petrovitch because he knew about the cryo pod.
>>214452922He was buddhist just spouting some spiritual shit and happened to be right
>>214452784>>214452808Romulus > A:E > Covenant > Prometheus
>>214452526They sure will, I've seen my chickens kill mice, lizards and other small critters. Guineas will gang up on rattlesnakes and kill them too.
Gonna be really funny when the alien just eats the damn eyeball.
>>214452232>am i missing something on why everyone is shitting on this show?contrarians trying to prove how smart they are
>>214452615>>214449336These niggas were 100% convinced that they were shooting a 3 hour long movie and weren't just background characters in one episode of a series.F
>>214452615gooning
>>214452995sad, they look so happy finally making it
>>214452726Covenant was shit but David is still better than anything this show has given us. Also, it has a based isle of the dead reference
>>214452843The fact a lot of the cast has the minds of literal children does a lot of heavy pulling so they can justify it
>>214452615Quartermasturbator
>>214449825You wouldn't understand. You are not a man of principle, dedication, and honor.
>>214449825triumphing over naturereshaping realitybending the world to his will
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>>214452961>He was buddhistYou're just saying that because he was bald
Since everyone here hates this show, will you buy this one then? It's the last piece of alien content we will have for a long time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bbw5mqAynw
>>214449081kek I finally got that pic. that aliens one in the center is blatant.
>>214449081New episode was slop again.> no-one just checking the kid robot feeds to see what they're doing> hag wendy talking to the alien "they're just misunderstood :)"> board wants the kid robots to present well in 5 days so that's why we sent them to collect aliens
>>214453459>Since everyone here hates this showproofs?!?!?>will you buy this one then?fuck no, Alien games have always been fake and gay, can't be scared when you kill a thousand of them
>>214453430Kinda true. Was mostly because he was bald and asian and spiritual speaking
>>214449825>>214453201>>214453267I finally understand Coppola
>>214453459>Since everyone here hates this showMost people like it. It's just some very vocal retards screeching nonstop.
wouldn't mind giving Syd my Big Chap, if you know what I mean
>>214453482C'mon anon just look at this little fella's face, it's even smilingClearly it's very polite
>>214453529gross and pedo
> scientist lady says one day wendy might invent faster than light travelUmm hasn't the show explicitly had that already?
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>>214453573Just because the Nostromo travels 39 light years in ten months doesn't mean it's FTL
>>214453573The Alien universe has FTL. This is Hawley's shitkino non-canon alternate reality, everything is a possibility here.
>>214453607>Hawley's shitkino non-canon alternate realityI like this description
>>214450698He told an infant that he rigged the US election>>214451612>implying Ross would resist the mold
>>214453628I stole shitkino from someone in these threads, it's a very good term.
>>214453573It isn't stated exactly how they travel.If you're being generous and assuming the best of the show, it means that their ships travel without going ftl so something like a wormhole or just finding 'shortcuts' (theoretical physics).Even the futurama joke is a genuine possibility>that's why scientists increased the speed of light
>>214453607>non-canon alternate reality, everything is a possibility here.So a world ending global Alien outbreak it still a possibility? Good, good.
>>214453607But the Mangetout or whatever had a journey that was light years away. They didn't pick up the Xeno from Saturn.But now FTL isn't discovered?
>>214449140more importantly how did he contact him at all his company didn't even exist when they left earth 60 years ago
>>214453741Ah, you're missing that the writers are quite literally retarded.
you think the plant is gonna be more disgusting than what weve seen yet?
>>214453720Technically, yes.
>>214452268Immediate power move. Ocelot WILL fuck his girl.
>you think bro is trapped in here? >bro is straight making stacks
>>214453744They got in touch on the return journey.Still abysmal writing. Imaging agreeing to crash a spaceship filled with aliens into a city because you recieved a DM from someone who says he is now mega-rich and will pay you.
>>214453775Anon was saying it makes 'pod people' so it might spit out a clone of someone, or someone in the show already is a clone.
>>214453842it couldnt possibly clone the kids, so who exactly could be a clone, idk i dont like this theory
>>214453775It just shouts nigger on repeat, defeats morrow final episode
>>214453852Someone on Hermit's team, Siberian and CIA or whoever.
>>214453857none of them were in contact with it
I wish this wasn't an Aliens show. Would've been fun if it was its own thing and it was about the 5 specimens battling out for total control of earth. They kill and spread in their own way.
>>214453852Does it matter? It's not like there's a viable plot.
>>214452232newfags getting their takes from youtube critic grifters, i've never seen so many people talk about "writing" before as in this general, the show is shit but so is their take on why it is shit, they wouldn't be able to name a well written show if their life depended on it. also alien has a lot of people with retarded takes on what alien should be, often the same people contradicting themselves or misunderstanding the concepts or not even having watched all the movies.
>>214453879i think its gonna tentacle bang yer mum
Why isn't RLM covering this?
>>214453842>an 'invasion of the body snatchers' type alien alongside the face rape xenosNow that would be a combo
>>214453834People have been doing similar shit for promises for thousands of years and you're calling it "abysmal writing" Let me guess, you haven't been out much? Hell you don't even need to go outside to find people who would do even more for just a promise of riches.
>>214449107wendy's nuts
>>214453583Teng survived?
>>214453482>> board wants the kid robots to present well in 5 days so that's why we sent them to collect aliensreally the nibs storyline was the most retardedjust don't fucking show her to the board/clients whoever the fuck they were supposed to present them to, they can make do with the restinstead of doing the retarded shit that will snowball in 5 minutesbald guy would never make that call
>>214453834Not just crash the ship, survive the aliens he unleashed and the crash. Even after acknowledging he probably wouldn't survive the crash.
>>214453822fucking kek
>>214453595Posts like this convince me these threads are just paid astroturf fishing for literally any engagement possible. makes sense why a tripfag would fall for them
>>214453822>I'm trapped in between two worlds, tryin' to get eggmorphed>Y'know, when the xenos get low, the numans go>But never that! As long as fiends smoke crack>I'll be on the block hustlin', countin' my stacks
>>214453775he gave it meat to eatstill not determined if flora or faunadid someone already discuss what's on that door in the back is that the mold the moldguy is fighting?the episode had a moldguy shaped hole in it btw
>>214453482kirsh has been watching the kids, he just lets happen all that's happening
>>214454037>trillions of dollars>mold everywherebravo
>>214454064> he just lets happen all that's happeningBut why
why is the cgi like that?
>>214454085watch the next episode to find out
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>>214453967insanely kissable lips
>>214454085Mystery box? Keeps the viewers guessing.
>>214454073>trillions of dollars>haggle 5 billion over multiple xeno life formshow the fuck was yutani this bad at negotiations anywayshe was fucking useless
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>>214454115Kinda make sense after that convo in the elevator. >they replaced you faggot. You outdated lmao>oh yeah? we will see about that.
Wouldn't Boy Kavalier get a notification once any hybrid goes offline as well as when they stop remote tracking.
>>214454122those were standard prices for run of the mill space bugs, she didnt want to give away how valueable the xenomorphs are
>>214454138He plays with literal legos.
>>214453892You're right, but don't forget that they're also all incels. If someone talks about writing quality they're always incels.
>>214454180nah, its more of a boomer neocon thing.
>>214454138for startersa whole bunch of shit would be automated with multiple redundancies, regarding monitoring and securityif you have a giant floor level vent that is trivial to open in your super secure lab than at least have some kind of sensor to alert about its status
>>214454064But maybe the scientist just may have looked through the feed to see where the error messaging robot kid was, instead of just running to the last known location. When my home security chucks up an alert I don't just sprint home.
I'm sad no one made a webm of Morrow waddling around with his buckled knees in his underwear
>>214454214you see the vent is actually all part of the plan. boy genius allowed kirsch to let the android die and let the other android try to escape with his fired worker so he can collect more data on his androids. its quite genius really.
>>214454118you know what ginger is an anagram of, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rXdeOvhNE
The show let you know ahead of time when the spaceship crashed into something by the moon but still surprised people on earth when it arrived there and then delicately landed down to the point that bodies in the medlab stretchers hadn't even been disturbed. If you kept watching expecting any level of thought that's on you.*Ladies and Gentlemen - Saliva starts playing*PRESENTING A NOAH HAWLEY JOINT
>>214453892haven't watched any reviews but there is a heap of stupid stuff. The Xenomorph being useless when ever its convenient, the prodigy company doesn't have any real explanation for why it already owns 20% of the world, every crew member in the 5th episode is 75iq and the way the aliens escape containment in the biology lab is incredibly retarded. The kids are stupid and annoying, the brain upload thing has been done a ton of times before and isn't interesting and making the presumable villain zuck is also played out.
>>214449211>Le facehugger 2 is EPICShit taste
>>214454306Mystery box?
>>214449304What if...no listen. Just listen: you wait like 2 hours to feed the things? What would happen? Or just, I don't know, call someone to repair the door? Why get exposed to alien bacteria for no reason?
>>214449358I miss that smug Korean like you wouldn't believe
>>214454309It's a meme show for shitposting. No big think required.
>>214454309the xeno has always been inconsistent, prodigy's rise is presumably due to WY losing weyland.
>>214454352The aliens weren't in stasis for the 30 year journey back, why even assume they need food at that point
>>214450304What about 2 guards on the door of the lab? Would that be too expensive?
>>214454428we really should get some explanation of what their existing business is for them to be so powerful, all we really see is that they make artificial organs which doesn't really seem like enough.
>>214454352its because hes an excited kid and wants to be important and provehimself, same reason he didn't take the other kid with him, its his whole character.
>>214454352Well Hawley would point out he's a kid - but wouldn't be able to say why the lab staff aren't all competent synths or just humans in protective gear. Especially when the reason for the kids was because the alien posed a threat to organic people, but then this episode we see the alien fly literally just eats robots.
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>>214454280I imagine someone with a good childhood listens to this song and feels good things but my childhood was worse than surviving an alien movie so im gonna listen to this to wash it outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL7eIJvZH_I
>>214449081I wish Giger's feminine puma alien for 3 was allowed to happen
>>214449370you clearly haven’t been on /gif/ much. I have seen grown adults do retarded shit like this and kill themselves, or others, endlessly. And this was a fucking kid, he was like ten. Why do people like you pretend real people aren’t constantly fucking up? Turn on the news, everyday retards are crashing their cars, two poor people stabbed or shot each other. People are fucking STUPID anon. “Uhmm, akshually, rich people wouldn’t pay you money to ride in a carbon fiber butt plug to see the titanic.” “Ermm, actewally, a grown man would not take his girlfriend with him, and wait around grizzly bears long enough to be devoured, everyone knows bears are dangeroua, gafaww.”
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>>214454438We sure about that?>>214454479See>>214454486Yeah the no protective suits doesn't make sense. Not even gloves.
>>214454648That just makes whoever puts kids in charge of billion dollar aliens even more stupid. And by extension the hole plot
>>214449081I love this vergil/Roy Batty look alike
>>214449081KIRK AND MARROW/Ebony and Ivory still being the only redeemable addition to this franchise i see
is it just me or is the writing getting worse and worse?
>>214450689Yeah, I'm really hoping "very holy" jeetshitter gets ripped limb from fucking limb. I'm to the point I have to fast forward past its scenes.
