Scotty Doesn't Know editionPrevious: >>214486331
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Who would you like to see bullied most on Trek anons?
star trek pon farr with dr selar
>>214509552Archer. he deserves it
>tom paris has to take flying lessonsseason 7 got so lazy
>>214509552This bitch for being ugly.When she tells the sob story of her childhood I wish it was worse, and for all the other Vidiian kids to point and laugh and call her 'Roadkill Face'.It's what she FUCKIN' DESERVES!!!
>>214509552
>>214509673he was in space you know
>>214509682Really? I don't recall him ever mentioning that fun fact.
>>214509673Freighters are kino and will never be bullied in here!
>>214509552Dr. Crusher
>>214509538I like how in the 24th Century everyone is a racial/cultural stereotype replete with distinct accents and shit. I guess the rainbow shit in the early 21st Century didn't work and humanity re-segregated in the intervening time instead of all becoming brownish-beige Goobacks.One of the things I always loved about Star Trek is the inherent optimism, and the near-future's so bright I gotta wear shades.
>>214509755your damn right, freighters are an important part of space exploration and colonization they may only go warp 2 but slow and steady wins the race heh just something my dad liked to say a bit of good ol fashioned freighter wisdom
Tonight we're on the bridge of the starship Enterprise, where we've replaced the fine coffee they usually serve with sand and ground-up clam shells. Let's see if Scotty notices.
>>214509801the three pips on his collar almost looked like ellipses meant for that meme
>>214509810I like how he relates everything back to that like Tim Pool relates everything back to skating. In both cases, it's so clever, convincing, and interesting. Like you're listening to the wisest person in the universe with such a wide range of valuable experience to pass on.
>>214509538Tfw Scotty doesn't know the car is in neutral.
>>214509801He should engage in some cultural exchange and give her the first taste of the back of a man's hand. Like when he was on that Klingon ship.
>>214509538is that Mike Stoklasa?
>>214509867No, Scotty has a real job and isn't a totally hopeless alcoholic.
>We have Best Of Both Worlds at home
>>214509889>come, we will consume mass quantities
>>214509839I don't know who that is but I do know freighters have a lot to teach us about life and the way we live it, like my dad use to say a freighter is only as good as its captain, I like to think that holds a lot of meaning for us all
>>214509867could be, to know for sure, lets have the holo deck re-create a milwaukee movie theater and see if when he walks in if he screams out in horrific pain and his skin begins to boil yelling "NOO!!! A Public setting!!!" and then the Holo deck should play the most mild popcorn eating sounds and if it is mike his ears will begin to bleed "IT HURTS!!! THE NOISE!!!"
>>214509673>You mad whiteboi? I say FREIGHTER, you say SORRY!
>>214510026sorry you grew up on a freighter travis
>>214509790Oh yeah, I'm getting some tonight!
>>214510026I say freighta because I dont use the hard R.
>>214510117R.I.P George Lowe, I read that in your voice.
>>214510117you know that episode wholesale ripped off anne rice, she really should've sued not because it was plagiarism just because it was so fucking awful
>>214509661ok that was actually a decent episode, the paris subplot was really dumb kinda funny tho
>>214509913THANK YOU! Janeway always sounded like Prymaat Conehead to me. It was one of the reasons I couldn't stand Voyager. Every time the ship shuddered, I expected her to start bawling "Beldar! Mebs! Mebs!"
>>214510616Gain husky-voiced taste
>>214510616I genuinely did not know they were different actresses until today
>>214510652>Code of Honor Watchalong kino tonight
>>214510652greatawfulokawfulok
One of the many things that's pissing me off about nutrek is they made Scotty young and relatively inexperienced when he's got a decade on the shat.
>>214510960They also made Kirk 40+ years old and played by a guy with no charisma
>>214509552Spock just to see him break Vulcan character
>>214511018all you have to do to see that is watch nutrek
>>214511018McCoy mostly but really the entire crew bully him relentlessly and he never breaks character
>>214510652Kek its the nigger episode. Its extremely racist while pretending not to be.
>>214509867that's Alexander Lukashenko
>>214510972Doesn't really look it to me but I do think that SNW Kirk's actor would've worked way better as Pike.
>>214510652>ds9: paradisethat's such a piece of shit of an episode
>>214511323GET IN THE FUCKING BOX
>It's another "I like driving cars" episode about Paris
>>214511642neelix looks like he's about to kill someone jesus christ
>>214511043he shoots some passive aggressive darts at McCoy at times
>>214511695merely logical observations
>>214511666
>>214511642>be ex-criminal and get to drive a starship>complain it isnt 6sp>bag the chief engineer while harry has 40 more datesparis was based and a role model
>We're supposed to like starfleet and see them as the paragons of morality in the universe>The highest ranks of the Federation are always evilmakes you think
>>214510643It's not the huskiness—I love Kathleen Turner's voice from back in the day—but the grating nasalness.
>>214511726enough
>>214511815has your boss, or your boss' boss ever not been an asshole?
>>214511815excuse me?
>>214511887major general rossI HAVE SOUP WITH EVERY MEAL
>>214512037take a time out son, it'll do you good
>>214512083Wait a second, which franchise am I appearing in this week?
>>214509538Man i was hammered last night. Where the fuck did all these tomatos come from? Oh well... lets eat BLT's.
>>214509538a daring synthesis
>>214512188go to bed braxton temporal psychosis is a hell of a thing
>>214512228
Fucking Bros! The SNW showrunners hyping season 4 as “the best work we’ve done”!https://trekmovie.com/2025/09/09/star-trek-strange-new-worlds-season-4-teased-as-best-yet-with-more-kirk-spock-and-something-new-for-una/>Akiva Goldsman: “Thank you guys for following along with us on this journey. There were certainly sort of stumbling blocks along the way, you know, season 3, I’m very happy it’s over. Because we had a strike, and we sort of had to manage all sort of work on the fly a little bit. I think season 4, for me, is the best work we’ve done… Everybody’s working at their stride.”>Henry Alonso Myers: “I think that’s true… We try to approach every season from the idea of: If this is the last season, what do we want to do? Let’s just treat it like you don’t get to do another one. Let’s try everything that we could possibly want to try. It’s a crazy, dynamic, interesting, terrifying, exciting thing to do.”
>>214510652Which SNW episode are we stream watching in place or Enterprise?
>guy selling product: Product is good! Maybe the best ever!
>>214509538Is that what Mike Stoklasa looks like these days?
>>214512188>Time travel isn't real
>>214512549coming september 2028
>I think season 4, for me, is the best work we’ve done… Everybody’s working at their strideyeah the second episode is the puppet one apparently
>>214512605Depends. Can you look without vomiting?If so, not Stoklasa.
>>214509552Me.
>>214512672QUALITY takes time
This is not AI.
>>214512766>Sam Kirk getting down
The crystalline entity deserved to be destroyed
Garak is not the person he used to be. He is not going to help you but take advantage of you. His influence on you is not good. I cannot give you all the details here. What he says will always make you feel insecure and he’s trying to draw you & others into homosexuality
>>214512766Why is the viewscreen so big and nice on such an older ship? Was the tech too power costly and they decided to reduce it later on?
>>214510652>>214510667My favorite? CODE OF HONOR! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV3p3r3xDUA
>>214509867Came to post this.He could unironically play Scotty in the Star Trek Reboot of the Reboot when Chris Pine gets a little bit bloated.
>>214512852We don’t really know how sentient it is. Sure Lore communicated with it but for all we know he just whistled and the thing came and ate some folks because it has the intellect of a dog or something. Colonizing random planets has risks
>>214510652They need to pull Code of Honor from ST:TNG for good, delete all existence of it. It's extremely racist and problematic!
Decided to not count the pilot to make it more fair but I'm onto bingo multiple times by episode 8 of VOY.Could replace some of these with "Tom can't keep it in his pants" and "Detective Tuovk decides to mindmeld" and I'd still have full bingo.
>>214512981You aren't funny or clever, you are boring
>>214512981>neelix, give me that padd
>>214512907>4.95 w/ subscription + 19.95 shippingholy fuck what a scam, shipping media is dirt cheap with uspsi hope no one was suckered into that nonsense but i imagine someone did
>>214510652>Lutan: THEN YOU SHALL HAVE NO TASHA YAR AND NO VACCINE!>Picard: :( :( :(
>>214512877I think it's a window with overlays.
>>214513057It also was Columbia House if you notice near the end it says them in the small text. They were a BIG ASS scam at the time, had a catchy theme song though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVrxoD3Pby0
>>214513112>Columbia Housethat figures. i remember being young and seeing one of their print ads for compact discsthe same subscription bullshit
>>214512877Shut up chud. BTW you WILL watch the continuation of SNW which will be a remake of the 1960s original series. It will also be simply titled "Star Trek" but this time it will have stronger women and more diversity.
>>214512766>what if the illness in the naked now made you sing and dance instead?meh. not that bad.
>>214510652Anyone find it hilarious that the same writer who did Code of Honor wrote Emancipation for Stargate and both of them are the third episode of season 1 of their respective franchises?
>>214512982i can never tell if this bingo card is ironic or not
>>214512982That's easy when you repeat several boxes multiple times, retard
>>214513175Due to the rather unique way VOY episodes repeat themselves it works as both a shitpost and a serious take.
>>214512981its racist but not really problematic. it's just a super bad episode, even if the "Aliens" looked different it would still suck ass. Right up there with>the episode with an imaginary friend>the episode with the shape shifting old bitch>the episode where troi gets space pregnant>the episode thats just a clip showthere are other bad episodes but those are a little bit entertaining these are all just dogshit and would have been bad even in the TOS era.
>>214513181That's part of the joke you autist.
>>214513137>this time it will have stronger women and more diversity.so...star trek? The real problem is it will be written like American Dad but less funny.
>>214513170All /tv/ is just the writer's fetishes. How do you still not know this?
>>214513275Man how did The Orville turn out better than any nutrek?
>>214513416the creator actually likes star trek, that would be the first step, you know have something made by someone who actually likes what they are making
code of honor is not racist
>>214513972it isn't. congrats on not being racist like everyone else who sees a group of black people and thinks there must be some "angle"
>>214513170And both of them are considered among the worst episodes of their franchises ever
>>214514151why is a minbari in star trek and why is he a dead man?
>>214513170genuinely hilarious, both are the same stupid shit, both episodes are exactly the same and yet have their own brand of retardation, that writer really had a specific fetish
What’s the most fun character to do impressions of outside of TOS and TNG?
>>214514151>killed by self-inflicted explosionBRAVO VINCE
>>214514151Damn, Apgar got Riker like THAT?Sheeeeit
>>214514409For me it's Insaneway I've got it down pretty good
>>214514409I love making Odo grumbling noises and saying QUAAAAAAARK
So I watched Star Trek 09 and I'm now watching Into Darkness in my timeline order this is after Prodigy, and I have to say after watching tons and tons of Berman Trek I can now understand why people didn't like these movies. I first saw them before having seen a lot of other Star Trek, and holy balls these movies are fucking stupid. I think I hate Uhura the most. But it's a close competition. I genuinely hate these movies more than the SNW and Lower Decks however. JJ Abrams is truly a hack extraordinnaire.
>>214515283You need to really love Kirk to max-hate the JJ movies because they turn him from a thoughtful bookworm nerd prodigy from the colonies whose family was from iowa into a retarded fratboy from iowa who gets promoted from cadet straight to captain like a super hero.
>>214515305No I do love Kirk he's my favorite captain so yeah JJ Abrams Kirk is just like a fucking horror show. Spock really isn't much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVR1zNCUwUQKurtzman basically told to pack his bags by Christmas and all post-production for NuTrek has to be wrapped by August next year.The nightmare finally coming to an end.
>>214515825I'm not watching 10 minutes of some dude talking. Post info source or you're a faget
>>214515954He's very accurate with rumours with Star Trek/Paramount IP stuff. Leaked that Scouts has nothing to do with Secret Hideout but is a Nick/CBS show which is accurate etc.
>>214516384yeah yeah two more weeks, etc.
>>214516384also leaked the 3 pitches (that did not get green lit) Legacy, Archer and some other show I forgot.
>>214509538HELLO? COMPUTER??
>>214514409I pretended to be Neelix near a pre-school once, but then they put me on a list
Captain Pike has definitely become my favorite Captain. I like that he doesn't just make off the cuff decisions and encourages discussion and dissent and feedback among the crew.
>>214516696But did you force the unwilling children to grudgingly eat leola root, filling their little bodies with vitamins and minerals needed for healthy growth and development into strong and capable adults who make the next generation better while the elders watch?
>>214516793The fuck are you talking about? Every single trek from TOS to ENT had ready room and conference room discussions and debates practically every episode. Rarely did any of the captains refuse any input. One of the most iconic scenes from TOS is just that.
>>214516793I happen to like SNW but this take is fucking retarded
>>214516793why pretend like you've ever watched star trek before?
>>214515283Had to pause Into Darkness for a while. I'm watching this crap. I don't think there's a single Star Trek scene in this entire movie. I guess the fact that the admiral is crazy is a little bit Star Trek. That's literally it.
>>214516793i share a board with retarded faggots like this
>>214517866Beep
>>214509839Tim Pool’s favorite show is TNG so he’s not a TOTAL pleb.
Why is /trek/ so slow today?
>>214518148check the shadow pizza tracker
>>214517417This is such a sad picture. I found out James Doohan died from an American Dad joke.
>>214518148Probably people sperging a little too hard and getting banned if I had to guess
>>214515283Just imagine what an insufferable girlboss Uhura would have been in those movies came out today.
>>214509673With a freighter you can go anywhere, he said to himself, out loud
>>214517841It felt like JewJew was remaking his Mission Impossible movie but with Star Trek
>>214518451I got banned for this once kek
>>214518451Found a bogey!
>>214518148I personally blame the Ferengi
>>214518467I have a sensitivity for editing, and it's like Uhura has nothing to do but I feel like she's just the stupid wife/girlfriend insert character and there's at least 5 different instances of a "cut to Uhura reacting to something" shot. It's like she's there just to tell stupid women how to pretend to feel about what's happening. Oh Admiral RoboCop is about to blow up the ship, cut to Uhura, ohhhhh she's sad about that. Okay. She's genuinely useless except I can feel the editing people saying "we need to inform the audience on how to feel right now."
>>214518451The fuck? Did a crippled turtle fuck a janny's mother or something?
The United Federation of Planets supports bestiality and incest, and by extension so does Starfleet. At the very least by the TNG era.For incest, there are over 150 member worlds by this time, in almost every culture of our past there have been deep rooted elements of incest in lore and religion, as well as plenty of examples in human practices of some cultures. It's still prevalent between mother and son in some countries like Japan today. So, I postulate there must be at least a few worlds where this became common practice, or at least not looked at with outright hostility and disgust, likely after developing ways to counter the negative effects through gene therapy or manipulation. Therefore, there must be allowances for such things within the laws of the Federation. Please note, I am not talking about pederasty, only consensual adult interactions, as the Federation has clear laws about protecting children until adulthood, whatever the world's accepted age for that would be, likely at least full physical maturity and the end of brain development.For bestiality, there are many examples. The Trill hosts entire existence, you don't communicate with the thing until it's "inside" you, protected heavily by their customs. Vulcan also regularly penetrate the minds of beasts such as Spock's pet Sehlat, as well as even more alien and less salient creatures such as the rock creatures known as Horta. This semi- or even non-consensual penetration would have to be as acceptable or unacceptable as physical penetration, as no Vulcan is punished for such acts during any of the shows, bestiality must be, to some extent, a legally protected practice.
what a mess of a thread the only thing to do is post your favorite freighter for me its the talarian batris, now sure it might look a bit run down but it will get your cargo where it needs to go and thats what its all about.
>>214516793I like how his crew constantly undermines his authority, makes jokes at his expense, second guesses his orders even in times of crisis, and generally turns the Bridge into a laugh riot zone of quips.
>>214519021it wasn't janny I got spooked by >>214518838
>>214519106Borg cube
>>214519109sounds like Spock in command
>>214519049They correct for genetic defects, so in theory it culturally would be seen as an eccentric but harmless activity.
>>214519113that seems kinda mean freind we aren't about that sort of thing, just moving things from A to B is enough for us hard working freighter types, and if we have a few laughs along the way well heh its a long trip gotta enjoy the small things when you can
>>214519134i hate that i can't dispute thisnow i cant get the awful image of wes/bev out of my mindfuck you both
>>214519049>>214519242have you sought help for your condition?
>>214515614If they dared fuck up the Ent-D crew the way they did the OG crew, I’d fucking carpet bomb Paramount.
>dutch angle and weird camera movements while the women are talkingWhat did the director mean by this?
>>214519302https://youtu.be/NOudIoCjiC4
>>214519049Symbiotes and hortas are both intelligent beings.Also you're talking about telepathy here, a form of communication independent from sex and governed by a different set of ethics.
>>214519386Penetration is penetration. If someone forces a mind meld on a member of Starfleet it counts as mind rape and they go to jail. Remember that dude that mind raped Deanna because of his daddy issues?
>>214510960Forgot to mention the worst part. They had one of the enterprise crew introduce the Scotsman to scotch. That's right, our Scotty starts out as a teetotaler. Sometimes this show is enough to drive me to drink.
>>214519537Nobody cares faggot. Go talk to Worf
>>214519328My dyslexia always sees SNW as SWN (stars without number, a sci-fi table top rpg)
>>214519304Give them a few more years. I could totally see them recasting the EntD crew.
>>214519817Seth Rogan as Captain Picard
>>214519419Again, a different process with a different set of ethics. It's considered intimate but equating it 1:1 with sex doesn't work. Otherwise troi's mom would be on offender lists across half the federation and her relationship with her daughter takes on Kill La Kill levels of freaky. Or is that where you were going with this?If you really want to play the zoo/pedo card though, consider that sex between a Deltan and a human would effectively be considered one or the other...for the Deltan.
>>214519669Who dishonored your Wheaties?
>>214519851Lwanxana just spoke telepathically to people, it wasn't a forced mind penetration past attempted dialogue. Maybe that's where the separation starts. I'm no expert or anything, just extrapolating from available data. I'll give you that it's certainly a different type of crime, but my point is that if Vulcans are allowed to basically mind control non-sapient beings, then bestiality must be addressed similarly.You have a point with Deltans. There's also things we currently consider animals that would be legal such a cetaceans, given Cetacean Ops is now canon.
If you were in charge of a JJ style reboot of ST:TNG, who would you cast? Here is what I'm thinking Bros!Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Tom HardyCommander William Riker - Richard MaddenLt. Commander Data - Matt SmithCounselor Deanna Troi - Marie AvgeropoulosDr. Beverly Crusher - Elizabeth OlsenLt. Commander Geordi La Forge - John BoyegaLt. Worf - Laz AlonsoGuinan - Lupita Nyong’oQ - David TennantWesley Crusher - Finn Wolfhard
>>214519817It would rot my soul to see TNG characters talk like smartphone addicted millennials and zoomers>The Warp Core acting sussy>No cap?>I am being deadass with you, captain
>>214509889>Hey, lets go through with this body-horror procedure of letting the Borg have their way with us with 0 traumatic consequences because of a magic injection the doctor gave us.Unimatrix Zero ranks up there with Threshold if you ask me.
>>214520007Sydney Sweeney for Deanna Troi. She could emote me any time she wants.
>>214512852Colonists are worthless and are considered expendable.
Why do Cats praise Arena as a great episode? That's so... quaint. Like, Kirk just yeets rocks at a lizard man while monologuing about peace? Adorable, but let's be real, TOS was basically a space Western fanfic written by Shatner's ego. Give me Pike curb-stomping that fascist in SNW's A Quality of Mercy along with the modern effects, actual stakes, and no outdated bro-code where women are just set dressing.
The guy above me prompted ChatGPT to write the gayest criticism of Arena imaginable
>>214519958Did she ask permission before "communicating?" That could as easily be taken as unwelcome intrusion. She's also outright mindprobed people without consent before, or suggested same as with picard. If it's primarily viewed as a form of communication, than directing an animal is no worse than training a dog to respond to commands, which is hardly bestiality.
>>214512981Code of Honor is unironically in my Top 10 most watchable TNG episodes.
Code of Honor bros... in 30 bings, it's time for the Watchalong
>>214520669tell me when it starts and i will load up the copy i keep on my nas, i don't have a tv. i have not watched star trek in months, that episode in years
>>214520730top of the hour
>>214520610>>214520669>Cod of Honor>Ligonians "honor" kidnap Tasha for a dance-off deathmatch that's culturally sensitive as a Reagan-era fever dream.
Wil Wheaton's Code of Honor review:https://web.archive.org/web/20110226142315/https://tvsquad.com/2008/04/28/star-trek-the-next-generation-code-of-honor/
>>214520967Started out whiny as fuck but he actually had some good points. And Jesus, I can't believe he wrote all of that shit.
>>214520967tl;dr there might be a review in there somewhere but it appears to be nothing more than a snarky recap of the episode.
GREAT /trek/ WATCHALONG bros, show me your Code of Honor face
>>214520610I’d rather have someone walk in on me watching porn than watching Code of Honor.
Ligon deez nuts
I do love how formal and stiff they are in season 1 on the bridge
>>214521239
using 4imprint to make my show-accurate Quark's Bar promotional mugs
>stumbled onto that deep space episode with the irish clones on tvhow did they get away with that
really such a fucking cunty thing to do to demand to be sucked up to in order to save lives. and gloat about it. I doubt Starfleet scientists couldn't make their own vaccine. this entire premise is stupid.
>>214510026>Freighta PLEASE!
>>214511726>Tryhard & not funnySad.
Isn't this episode notoriously written by a woman with a huge fetish for this type of story who wrote basically nothing but weird rape fetish stories?
>>214521647Its not really as bad as I remember. You have a planet with a different culture and they crew have to engage with that cultureits very much classic tng and not really offensive
this is kinda like that episode the Gamers of Triskelion in a way
Vaccines are made from the disease itself. You don't need to go to some weird country (planet) for a vaccine.
>>214521684>and not really offensiveCorrect, but we know now what liberal pansies the TNG cast turned out to be. They would apologize for anything like this.
lmao I kinda like this because it feels like some old pulp story about High Adventure in the Dark Continent, but in space.
>>214521647Did you delete your own post anon? I don't know why random posts keep getting deleted ITT, it's a little confusing
hey, i used to work on threads like these. you see the key is to make a funny "macro" to get some traction. i think your generation called it a "meme" or something
>>214509538
>return the weaponi don't know if you on the tv are up to that point but what a load of bullshit.
>>214520336Doesn't sound like a utopia to me at all.
I wonder which fan out there has this prop and how much they paid
why did they name the character Yareena?
let's fucking goooooooo (this episode is doodoo tho)
>>214522459Aye aye, it is indeed a shitter. And I actually need to take a shit so I'll be missing the first bit.
>>214522476Malingering is against the Uniform Code of Shadow Justice, anon. You will piss your BDUs and watch. CINC out.
>>214521904No I Fucking didn't!
>Oh boy it's a Robin Hood planet!
Here's your Code of Honor writer senpai!
>>214517841Peter weller played almost the same exact character on one of the last episodes of enterprise. Literally into darkness was just another rehearsal for JJs Star Wars and it really shows
get in the FUCKING box
>>214521684On the surface it appears sexist until the tweest at the end, so it isn't even that.
Uh. Didn't the Rio Grande get exploded 2 episodes ago?
>>214522526There's definitely a "malingering" smell in my bathroom right now.
>technology was making us butthurt so we threw it all awaytheir smugness while being so fucking retarded is infuriating
>>214522850and yet tradlife influencers do the same for big latinums
>>214522882well this lady is doing it so she can be a cult leader. many such cases.
>>214522930It's good to know that grifters will always be relevant in sci-fi
>>214522176It's fascism from the point of view of a fascist
who looks at a baby and names it Vinod?
As if that box could hold The Sisko.
You can tell they really just wanted to do a "put a black man in a box" episode so Brooks could act like sidney poitier
Benny in a box.I had a cat named Benny. that's what we used to call him because he loved boxes
JUST LOCATED: MORGAN SILVER DOLLARS!>*shows footage of a guy opening a vault door in like 1993, letting everyone know this commercial has been running for like 30 years*>*claims India is rich*
Voyager is SNW tier in that the writing is awful at times but the actors being their all. The theme song for VOY is the best though. It really is an emotional journey.
>>214523396>Voyager is SNW tierShut the fuck up retard. The worst VOY episode is better than the best SNW episode.
>>214523490>The worst VOY episode is better than the best SNW episode.Ok now you are just Fucking trolling.
>>214523555No, I'm not. Threshold is legitimately better than any SNW episode.
Lol that kid is lucky Miles didn't have a PTSD flashback and snap his neck like a filthy Cardi.
I love her retarded son smiling in the background as she says this unhinged schzio shit
>Major Kira?>Yes Commander?>Prepare the gas
Such a weird ending. >Maybe it's okay to be a weird cult leader and mislead people... sometimes? I guess...
>>214523790It's not okay. That's why they ended on the shot of the kids staring at the box. You're meant to pity them knowing they're doomed by mindfucked cultists
Who the fuck would ever let Neelix babysit their kid?
Ba'al vs the federationwho wins
>>214523490Talking about the theme music not the show.
>>214524471most Stargate aliens are like children compared to Trek races technologically
>>214522245I saw it in a Trek group once. The spikes were made out of red coffee stirrers and the paint had flaked off over the years.
>>214525913amazing
>>214524471The Federation would curbstomp him, if they knew there was no peace to be had the entire goa'uld species would be obliterated in literal days if not hours, and I say this as a lifelong SG-1 superfan. Especially if we're talking post-TNG where the Klingons are more than happy to doubleteam them.
>>214509552No matter who I name, O'Brien will be the one to suffer.
>>214511762A dude who likes babes, brewskis and cars. I feel seen. Representation matters.
>watch The Motion Picture>it's just a 2 hour long version of The Changeling with Riker and Troi for some reasonLoved the sets and models, and I know I'll be rewatching just for them alone, but why did they pick that story to turn into a movie?
>>214527049because its pure unadulterated KINO so rare
>>214527049TNG was popular so it was decided to reuse a TNG script to make TMP
>>214511642>>214511762>>214526999Why was Paris so based?
>>214527086why be a faggot? you don't have to be its a choice and today you chose to be a faggot.
>>214527086Did somebody by bootleg AI bots recently or something?
>>214527091what so funny isn't this scene its that Paris was right and the guy Neelix is talking about is a career criminal which is a lesson Neelix learns at the end. Never trust Nygeans stats don't lie.
>>214527188The writers of trek used to be of a much greater quality. While they for sure had their political opinions they would craft stories that could contain multiple viewpoints without always expressing which is the correct one, leaving it up to the viewer to make an informed decision .A shame the current writers are little better than children without skill or life experience.
>>214527091his character growth is nice. he starts out as the relatable guy which is why they gave him all the car, tv, 20th century references. once he shacks up with b'elanna he becomes more wholesome and they show that in a lot of eps.
>>214509790>ywnb bev’s sex ghostwhy even live
>>214527318true the A plot in this ep is stellar and a lot of that is the actors all of them, and while the characters aka 7 sympathize with the "bad guy", you can reach any conclusion you'd like. It presents a moral conundrum and then it plays out and its up to you the viewer to decide where you stand on the topic at hand. The show doesn't tell you what you should think. Its something modern idiot writers can't comprehend, you must be told how to think and what to think.
Rewatching this as an adult, I didn't expect the emotional gut punch at the end. Yeah, we knew Ro's childhood was terrible, but seeing her at the end of the episode, getting just a small taste of what being a kid in the Federation would've been like and being truly happy just for a few moments is more brutally effective than any monologue about pain and misery.
>>214527637That episode was kind of dumb, there was no compelling reason for all of them not to relive their youths. There should have been somekind of medical reason to change them back, like they'd die in a few months/years from DNA damage if not reverted.
>>214527758They humans of the future are better than you are i. While we would probably take the extended life span and new youth they know better. They know they would no longer be the same people they were.
>>214511815Iirc Trekkies have actually done surveys of this and discovered that most Admirals are at worst morally neutral. They usually give the crew orders and then leave. The corrupt maniacs tend to stand out because the plot of the episode is literally about dealing with them, while the nice or neutral admirals are just exposition dumps.>>214512766My problem with this is using the Klingons for a ten second joke. I know it's not a serious episode, but Pyke should've sung a duet with the Klingon captain to try to get him to cooperate.
>>214527637It was a wasted opportunity to explore their youth and just a plot device for the silly Home Alone plot.
>>214527399>I wish I was back in prison.
>>214527758>>214527797Not only that, they also live way longer in far healthier states, Bones was ambulatory at 137.
>>214527637Small Ro was very Asuka-like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMLAZqMIs7AWhy didn't Archer sing......
>>214527086this is a fun little joke i don't know why people are seething at it
>>214528433You just made me wonder what baby Ro is up to now. I look her up on IMDB. She seems to be a successful producer on NatGeo shows. Good for her.Then I look up the Picard boy. Looks like his acting career fizzled out. But he was in movies and shows all through the '90s and '00s. I'd never heard of this before. But, Matt LeBlanc was in a WW2 movie. Where he and some commandos dress in drag to infiltrate Germany. And boy Picard was in that. And because he is English. He guest starred in an episode of The Bill. Maybe the only Bill/Trek crossover actor. Incredible if true
>>214528926Me either. I thought I was being amusing :(
>>214529111This place is first and foremost for serious Trek discussion. It's OK to have a little fun now and then. But, you crossed the line.
>>214529210Total Talaxian Death
Release the Neelix Files
>>214530145You know Janeway won't. Because she's in them.
>>214529210I find it funny, and sad, that when first introduced he was clearly supposed to be some kind of animalistic lizard/cat... thing, but over time they just sort of gave up and made him another generic near-human alien. Makes me wonder if that'd be the same fate of a Caitian/Ferasan/Gorn crewmember in any live action Trek shows.
Jellico did nothing wrong.
>>214530795yeh he did. when he made Troi wear a uniform
>>214530928troi was better in uniform7 and tpol were too
>>214530928>>214530952This, even setting aside the increase in aesthetics, she always stuck out like a sore thumb in every bridge shot prior to that, and it was absolutely based of Sirtis to want to run with Fed colors, showrunners should've listened to her even earlier.
>>214530928>be Ensign just assigned to Enterprise>enter turbolift>see Greek whorewhat do?
>>214518840Which episode was this?
>>214531220Trip and drop my field kit, spilling all the spaghetti I stored in it onto the turbolift floor.
>>214509538i think it’s time i rewatch ds9.
>>214531385I've just started a DS9 rewatch. Because I've watched every TNG and VOY at least half a dozen times each. But I've only seen DS9 all teh way through once. Several years ago. And a handful of individual 'sodes maybe a couple times.And watching it. It's just making me realise why I don't rewatch it. No fun. Boring Bajorian politics. I'm falling asleep. It's too dark, turn teh lights on.
>>214531558There’s a comfiness in DS9’s dim lighting. Like browsing your phone in Night Mode when you can’t sleep at 2:00 AM. But I prefer TNG’s warm pastels every time.
>>214531627>Picard is French>tactical is roughly shaped like a croissantfascinating
>>214532173>Picard is French>Surrenders in the first episode of his series
>>214531321armageddon game, it aired a couple days agoit's the start of the bashir/o'brien friendship and it's a kino episode regardless
>>214532235Kek
>>214527859>Captain Anon, it's Admiral Beyonce, your orders came through you have to go the Whipped Cream nebulae and pick up a package that I accidentally mailed to the wrong address. The Romulans want it because it's the collected security codes for all of Starfleet. Our futures depend on you and your crew, captain. Beyonce out.No one remembers this guy, I bet you he has a great and exciting backstory of lots of excellent TNG episodes we didn't get to see. The only Admiral that underwent assholeification was Riker, quite frankly.
I want to try the cardassian war issued combat rations that miles "I must suffer" o'brien enjoys so much
>>214529210"Serious" doesn't mean "seething".
>>214532850What's that Miles? You said you ate Cardassian rations before! Eat your zabu stew!
>>214533037Why was Kikeo such a bitch?
>>214521679She did this one and one on Stargate with the same premise so yeah
>>214533056Ever met an Asian woman before? Pic not related.
>there's a trek cookbook
>>214533089They're no more or less bitchy from other women in my experience.
>>214533111>Star Trek's first chefyou ungrateful sons of bitches couldn't even spell "cooking" before you met me
>>214533238kek was thinking same thing
>>214531013all her bs about wanting to wear the uniform is almost as bad as the anons who believe it. she got fat and they wanted her to wear something that hid it better, that’s all.
>>214533111It's a running gag that his food tastes awful too and I think he poisons the crew a few times.
>>214533445She even admitted this in an interview She was so happy when she finally could fit back in her catsuit
>>214533690Shatner mentioned once that during TOS he started to gain weight (which of course he did later) and instead of trying to hide it they filmed him in such a way that it showed very obviously. They then showed him the footage and it shamed him into slimming down again
>>214533673In Star Trek Elite Force the mess hall is the only place where the entire Voyager crew is armed at all times.
>>214509867lmao, that's what I thought from the thumbnail in the catalog
>>214533111Is there a recipe for Gagh?
>>214533876What recipe? Ga'gh is live serpent worms.
>>214533734Based Doohan telling them to go fuck themselves and forcing them to film his fat ass for 6 movies.
>>214533876Step 1: Buy earthworms.Step 2: Rinse dirt off earthworms.Step 3: Place in bowl.Step 4: Eat worms.
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>>214533734Frakes also had a barrel belly that they were able to hide for much of the series but not the movies. >>214533895I know. I just wanted an excuse to post that kino Rob Bowman shot.
>>214520007>If you were in charge of a JJ style reboot of ST:TNGI would poison the entire crew and possibly off the producers as well.
>>214533876You just have to keep em alive and well fed (with blood).You can also cook it into a stew, but nobody does that. That's like chinese food for non-chinese people.
>>214533988 Very fresh.
