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>>2145579931st for major shit going down this episode
>>214557993Based Ocellus OP. she cute
I have theory T. Occulus is actually Vecna. Notice he always goes in the left eye socket.
>>214558554Nothing will happen, you are delusional. Last episode will be nothing as well, just cliffhanger bait. Screencap this.
>>214557993Bros, despite all its flaws and Hawley being a certified retard the Alien universe is like catnip to me. If there's a xenonorph I have to watch it.
>>214558610Considering Wendy bum rushed into Nibs' room to talk about her pretending pregnancy and being eye molested on the very scene after her mind wipe, Nibs is definitely going postal on this ep or the next at least
>>214558554a WY tacticool squad are gonna disembarkthey'll probably get ambushed by Hermit's squadthe xenos are gonna break freeWendy's gonna go live with the xenosFIN
>>214558602Dunno who that is. Animu shit?
>>214558666Yes Satan, also they hinted last episode that she was molested as a kid - previous trauma had to build architecture specific to her
>>214558689nased WY operators. they better not fuck this up. been waiting for some competent aoldiers to enter the fight. a squad of Motrows, let's fucking go! inb4 the xeno kills them effortlessly
>>214558690Dungeons and dragons named bad guy with missing left eye that became an artifact in game
>>214558738based* ffs
TONIGHTTONIGHTBELIEVEBELIEVE IN ME
>>214557993I want to have sex with the eyeball, does it feel pleasure once it takes over a host or???
>>214558793prolly feels everything the host does, but can turn off the pain and shit if it wants to
Gee, I wonder how many more seasons they can stretch this shit out for. nothing will happen in season 1 finale
>download "ep 7">it's an .iso containing an .exelmao
>>214558793have sex with rabies, it also takes up the host in moderate form, making it afraid of water because that kills it
What time does it drop?
>>214560527the ep premiere is in 7 hours
>>2145605277h from now
It's ironic this trash is the only thing I look forward to in life atm
>>214560628Unironically same here.
>>214560625Itoddler spotted.
>>214560625Alien movies (and shows) without qts fail. Like Covenant.
>>214560679:(
>>214560527what? but it's the wrong day
>>214560805it's today nigga check youe calendar
>>214560860
It's been long week but soon it's here
>>214560860it's tuesday, eps drop on wednesday and i watch thursday morning it's always been like thati never watch it wednesday morning??
This is a show where I can confidently say choosing to show events out of order makes no sense other than to try to convey that the plot is D33P and has been a detriment to the overall enjoyability.
>>214560949The fuck? They have been dropping Tuesday evening since ep 1. Eurofags watch them during the early night Wednesday or a couple hours later in the morning on torrents.
>>214560988The only logical reason I've seen someone mention is that if ep. 5 was first then you would know Morrow is not the bad guy. The way they did it we didn't know, he was ambitious and mysterious at the start.
>just one week and it's overi wont say the show has been a 10/10 but its been fun enough and great fodder for discussion and threads and im dreading it being over.
>>214561096ambiguous* fucking phone
>>214561107Will it take three years to get the next season?
>>214560628Proves that 99% of us here are superficial and just follow emotions and trends.If we were honest about the bullshit spouted around we would all be busy consuming and living trough "high quality" stuff from the past that we didn't see.
>>2145605275pm PST
>>214561107Yep, it's been scratching my sci-fi itch quite well
>>214561107Yeah we'll have to go back to the Prometheus threads. Cringe.
>>214561018wtf man work has my shit all scrambled up>>214561107it's insane how shit television is nowadays i'll be watching foundation tho, someone said it's good
>>214557993I'm putting twenty internet bucks on the table here, boys. My money says that tonight's episode will suck until the last five minutes.
also that apple show with rhea seehorn might be good >plurbis premiers on nov 7 2025yes i'll give it a shot for kimmy hopefully we get some BRAVO postingbut my hopes are very low andsubdue d
>>214561196I cannot know I'll wait until it releases then check what people write here, that will be my opinion as well.
>>214561161If you have read the books, the tv show Foundation is absolute garbage. They rape the story, change all main white male characters to black womyn (not kidding), the story is 90% made up fanfiction and doesn't follow the books at all. Unwatchable trash that makes you sick.If you have not read the books it's a decent scifi series. A lot of DEI hires, but a couple terrific actors carry the show hard. The CGI is great.
>>214559504>download "ep 7">it's an .iso containing an .exeThis is why you should only get your media from authorized sources such as your favorite streaming platform.
>>214561242thankfully i'm woke so it's okay
time to get some black goo and deaconlegs from the store for tonight, you guys want anything? sacrificial cup maybe? fried ovomorph chops?
>>214561281But I got it from my streaming platform, what do you mean.
you have 10 seconds to make a female engineer appearing in episode 7 workgo
>>214561303Get me a synthetic wife.
>>214561331thats heresy, ALRIGHT GET HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
>>214561196I think your prediction is pretty good.>>214561300GROSS>>214561303Get me some grilled xenomorph tails m8. Tell them to go easy on the acid, gives me heartburn.
>>214561369No wait I know how to play the violin.
>>214561381fucking kek
>>214561369lmao chad engineer btfo'ing david really broke his robot psyche forever didn't it
>>214561131most definitely. this show was a big budget production and it looks like it which means long time between seasons.>>214561160god help us>>214561161It really is. Shogun and this were the only times I followed a show post-2019 week to week. I remember watching Westworld and thinking it'd be the greatest thing ever.
>>214561369Surprised Fassbender agreed to this, he was top billing at the time and top billers don't usually get their head violently ripped off on screen, bad for their image. It's a like an A Lister actress showing her asshole.
>>214561324>onw of the explosions on the Maginot qas not caused by Petrovich>it was an Engineer capsule that crashed into it>the female Engineer hid in the cargo hold>it was her that killed the xenomorph not Wendy
>>214561324Female engineer appears and wendy chops her head in half with a paper cutter. No further explanation.
>>214561453this sounds like garbage
>>214561453Not like it mattered. He was immediately put back together off screen and got to have TWO roles in the next movie while raping and murdering the main female character.
>>214561495don't little girls chop the heads of their dolls randomly as well?
>>214561324An ancient engineer ship is buried under Prodigy's isle, Boy Faggalier is a remote controlled probe, the female engineer is checking how retarded mankind can be.
>>214559504sound like a skill issue
>>214561513You sound like garbage
>>214558719what was that hint?
you would a synth?
>>214561611
>>214561621It's a hologram
>>214561621indubitably. where do you think we are?
>>214561648yea but your suit can jack you off
>>214561654low IQ reddit where 2 people samefag as 10 lower IQ people
>>214561646
>>214560988No
>>214561675lol this guy doesn't own the media file, he's using a cuck web player which has a low bitrate file feed to it
>>214561714You use a torrent? What is this fucking 2005.
>>214561714clearly enough for this garbo slop
>>214561671reddit is for mentally ill leftist vermin. people here are several times more intelligent and normal.
>>214561675>She has always been emotional, you remember?That's certainly one way to read it.
>>214561766>and normal.
>>214561779She has the signs - introverted, withdrawn, thinking she pregnant, fell apart after eye tried to face fuck her
>>214561744It's 2025 and the latest stable release of the bittorent is quite recent. Also you're presuming the sharing protocol, could've been using P2P via a direct connect protocol.And yes I have access to the highest quality file that 99% of consumers do not because they're locked down due to "piracy" lol.
>>214561766Well it's good that you manage to feel superior (solely in your head) but reality remains the same.
>>214559504Episode 7 is interactive. Install it.
>>214561201>Bravo VinceNo thanks. Keep that redditor hack away from me and my tv set.
>>214561779>>214561840And the fact it is written by feminists who need to show horn their own trauma into everything
>>214561863wtf my computer restarted and it's just gay porn on a loop and it asks me for rupees to unlock my PC, my optical drive opens and closes constantly
>>214561824compared to the reddit subhumans sure I didn't say compared to bormies.
>>214561881Yeah, best episode yet!
>>214561744I get the direct file from the streaming service server. You watch low bitrate garbage encoded by smelly pajeets.
I hope we get more of ocellus being an adshole to everyone kek
>>214561880>trauma, shoehorned in by women:I>trauma, shoehorned in by men:O
>>214561891This. I just download it directly from their servers using a py file and decrypt it with the L1 key from my phone.The script that downloads it shows me the hidden files meant for locked down high end TVs.
>>214561882if a group is lower IQ on the average than another then that group is the subhuman one, that would be us here, on the average
>>214561935Nah bro, no need for all that, I just get it from my friendly local private tracker.
>>214561998That's how trackers get it.So at the end of the day pirates are watching bit-by-bit the exact same thing the people paying for streaming platforms are watching.Except it's local, in a proper player and most likely a higher quality file that they could never watch because browsers are considered unsafe so they get 1080p x264 lowest possible bitrate, in the best case scenario.
>>214561998>>214561891I'm not some ADHD zoomer who needs 2 billion pixels to enjoy something. I watch 480p whenever I can, saves bandwidth and battery power. You should consider the environment.
>>214562116Fuck the environment, but I have bad eyes and 1080p is plenty for me. Everything else is overdoing it needlessly.
>>214562116Oh and I also forgot to mention I'm trans btw
>>214562116Zoomers use streaming platforms, they do not know how to double click install on a torrent client and double click on the magnet link on a web page.
>>214562116>>214562137That's for movies and shows btw. Jewtube and Twitch I go with 480p cuz it's on the second monitor.
>>214562138Nice to meet you I'm downs btw
>>214562137Same. And where I tend to look for torrents theres usually a 1080p HD torrent of A:E within around 30 minutes of the episode coming out which is good enough for me.
>>214562176>the average modern online games player doing the same thing for the millionth time for a recolored item
>>2145621772k is good enough for anyoneSteve Yedlin will demonstrate why 2K is fine:https://yedlin.net/ResDemo/But I'd sooner take 720p 3000kbps than 1000kbps 1080p, bitrate matters more for quality.
>>214562236
>>214562177>where I tend to look for torrentswhere's that? I'm still using rarbg. I only use the built-in search engine in qBitorrent when I can't find it on rarbg
>>214561998Torrent cucks have to wait at least 30 mins after it's broadcast to watch it while bretty gud chads watch it live
>>214562563The 4k torrent is up 2 minutes after the episode is released.
>>214561303Get me 4 xenomorph fried heart sandwiches and two xeno-carne asada burritos. And a large bajablast and a large unsweetened ice tea.
>>214561621
>>214563043Baja blast with a splash of acid, and an ice tea with a twist of black goo
>>2145625231337x
>trillionaire boy genius character has the first name 'Boy' >the head of the other evil conglomerate is just called 'Yutani' as if she's a musician like Prince or Sting not 'madame Yutani' or somethingIm enjoying this show quite a lot but certain specific aspects feel like it was written in another language then translated by AI
>>214557993xenomorphs?
>>214563195didnt they call yutani lady or madam several times before?
>>214563259Either post something informative about lé show, or post something funny. Otherwise, merely lurk moar, bro.
4h 35m
>Terminated personnel do not go through an off-boarding process, are not supervised or have their administrative access revoked, simply told to "please leave tonight thanks">Company's flagship prototypes have built-in constant monitoring but no 24/7 operations team to actually look at it>Company's flagship prototypes do not have any automated alerting in the event of systems failure>Humans allowed to keep keypad access to the "No Humans Allowed" lab>Highly dangerous alien specimens do not have a "two key" mechanism to open their containment chambers>Company's prized alien specimens do not have any automated alerting for containment breaches>Apparently no security personnel, anywhere. Need to recruit S&R teams from random favelas to patrol the top secret island.>Lab containing highly dangerous alien specimens does not have a fire alarm, just call security (who don't exist) by handset>Subject who was given memory wipe procedure that "could have unknown impacts on her psyche" is not kept in isolation for recovery and observation and to inform personnel and other subjects to not mention wiped memories. Just drop her off in her apartment afterward and hope no one brings up anything that happened in the past week to her.>Human-sized ventilation access to the dangerous alien specimen lab will definitely not have any filtration before leading to other parts of the facility>Security cameras of top secret facility can be streamed anywhere on the planet by Wi-Fi>Retarded children piloting expensive prototype synthetic bodies are given unfettered and unsupervised access to highly dangerous alien specimens
>>214563195The entire show is like some fanfiction from archiveofourown ngl
>>214563582>Terminated personnel do not go through an off-boarding process, are not supervised or have their administrative access revoked, simply told to "please leave tonight thanks"Do you actually think they were going to let him go?
>>214563582To be fair, Prodigy is not an alien research company, so they probably just had to roll with whatever they had
>>214563582My favorite is that Yutani and her entire family is personally invested in the mission to collect alien specimens. We're talking about a top corpo in the world and their top mission where they have a top guy on it.And they staff the rest of the ship with like ...idiots.Why not just have top corpo zealots working on that ship? Why take ANY chances. Just get the best of the best that are corpo-totalers and get them to collect aliens.Instead it's like they just shanghai'd some random people off the bus to go on their top mission.Also love how Kavalier himself had to talk the russian guy into sabotaging the mission. Like ... it couldn't be some in-between corpo guy. Nope, Kavalier himself talks him into sabotage. And it was all recorded too. Yeah sure it was "deleted" but apparently it was retrieved with no major issues lmao. So basically Kavalier was counting on the transmission to be permanently deleted ship-side.
OH BABY YOUYOU GOT WHAT I NEEEDBUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND
>>214563582>retrieve dangerous alien specimen from another planet with who knows what kind of toxins, microbes or viruses as a part of its natural biology>cart it around openly on a pallet in front of everyone
The co-writer for the final episode is some native american libtard activist and it's titled "The Real Monsters"
>>214563747Why contain it?
>>214563768They're calling out zionists? Zamn, that's pretty based
>>214563693I don't work in alien research either?
>>214557993Is the eyeball a face or a heel? Looked like it tried to save humans but doesn't like synths?
>>214563696>And they staff the rest of the ship with like ...idiots.>Why not just have top corpo zealots working on that ship? Why take ANY chances. Just get the best of the best that are corpo-totalers and get them to collect aliens.>Instead it's like they just shanghai'd some random people off the bus to go on their top mission.Because only idiots agree to these near suicidal missions, they've been making that pretty clear since the first movie. You sound like you'd be the perfect hire.
>>214563696>Nope, Kavalier himself talks him into sabotage. And it was all recorded too. Yeah sure it was "deleted" but apparently it was retrieved with no major issues lmao.And subsequently not brought up at all in the negotiations. Like that's not even a bargaining card, "you orchestrated the entire thing as corporate sabotage" is just straight up I get everything of mine back and then rape you and your company for all its worth.
I only watched the first two episodes, having a bunch of adult actors playing kids was grating.
>>214563693Boy Kavalier was planning to steal the specimens though?
>>214563815Wendy will be Queen of the Xenomorphs and humans will need Eyeball's help to survive. Eyeball is the baby yoda of the alienverse
>>214563817>Because only idiots agree to these near suicidal missions,I like how you don't get that a corporation of that power and magnitude would be able to muster up some corpo loyalists for the mission. You don't think they can get 10-20 guys going that are corpo-for-life? How fucking dense are youFucking Walmart TODAY would be able to get their own corpo cultists to go for that, let alone some dystopian all-encompasing corporation of the future.>they've been making that pretty clear since the first movie.And you have zero media literacy or just generally shit for brains. In the first movie it was a regular crew of a hauler that STUMBLED onto an alien find which then triggered a protocol to collect and bring back. This is different since it's a TARGETED mission to collect alien lifeforms. Moron
>>214563815It never saved a single human, it just chimped out when something else was about to eat his food.
>>214564120The Eyeball is the key to all this. If we can only get the Eyeball working.
>>214563582I'd also go with this for most of the complaints regarding the lab amenities. >>214563693>Retarded children piloting expensive prototype synthetic bodies are given unfettered and unsupervised access to highly dangerous alien specimensIt is stated that their synth brains make them extremely intelligent, so I guess they're just riding on that. But yes, still stupid to just assume that's enough to make children dependable. And also dumb to even crossover such uniquely important experiments in the first place.>Subject who was given memory wipe procedure that "could have unknown impacts on her psyche" is not kept in isolation for recovery and observation and to inform personnel and other subjects to not mention wiped memories. Wouldn't be surprised if they show the Prodigy kid okaying it because he just wants to see what would happen. Seems like his arrogance and curiosity is their "get out of jail free" card for any unbelievably retarded decisions.But yeah, so many characters are so fucking shit at their jobs in this show. You didn't even bring up the black biologist on the original ship. >keeps dangerous aliens in a tube with a fucking push slot opening>doesn't even properly secure it while she fucks around and eats lunch>has two specimens out at the same time for no particular reason>simply doesn't pay attention to the dangerous alien that she has out and not fully secure>just fucking fails to secure an alien altogether because she got distracted
>>214563815When did it ever save a human? It contributed to starting the whole thing by deliberately acting as a distraction for the bloodbug to escape.
>>214563815show creator said it diverted the attention of the negress scientist, so the ticks could escape, it didn't try to help her
4 hours
>Program Nibs to be a sex freak, disable all her safety protocols and send her to my room
>>214564524she'll tear you apart, she's very strong
How much longer Alien Anons? 2 hours? 3? 4?
>>2145645374 HOURS!
>>21456453750 minutes king
>>214564534So I win
>>214557993I like this show however I fear that this will degenerate (if it hasn't already) into some character drama and the aliens, the scifi aspect and mystery within it will disappear. There is so much potential here, we have synths/AIs, cyborgs, humans, robots with human minds in them, aliens, xenomorphs, intelligent aliens like the eye, so much potential and possibilities for good scifi yet we have a cast of characters that are basically retarded children and all that nonsense that comes with it, I don't what the hell the producers and story writers were thinking.
I HAVE SEEN THE LAST TWO EPISODESTHE LAST EPISODE HAS A HUGE REVEAL AND CLIFFHANGER FOR A SECOND SEASONYOU WILL SEETHE
>>214563696>Why not just have top corpo zealots working on that ship?They had dozens of ships doing routine scouting but that one was closest to where the samples were collected so rather than waste 30-60 years sending an optimal ship to go there and come back again they have the space janitor ship bring it back.
>>214564534>I jizz on Nib's face and she melts away into an acid covered mess on the floorMy acid semen is her primary weakness
>>214561881Saar please do the needful and step inside the egg chamber so I can delete the virus
>>214563817>only idiots agree to these near suicidal missionsMorrow is highly competent even if a turbo corporate cock-sucker, anon has a point that it shouldn't be hard to get some others like him.Just repeat what they did there and get some hobo cripple off the streets to groom into a corpo lapdog.>they've been making that pretty clear since the first movieIn what fucking world were the Nostromo crew idiots? Out of their league maybe since they're just truckers force side-tracked by the company into retrieving a dangerous animal, but not idiots. And not even quite "agreeable" to the mission given it took a traitorous synth nagging on their ear to keep at it.The marines from Aliens maybe would fit more but I'd call them uninformed about wtf they're against more than anything. It's only after a few movies that crew IQ starts to take a nose dive.
sneak peek scene
>>214564755>>I don't what the hell the producers and story writers were thinking.>what would i do in this situation?>ok now gary tell me how that could possibly go wrong>holy heck you're right that probably would happen>hand me my crayon sharpener i got to write this down
>>214564891kek
>>214557993
this episode is going to be like this>picks up immediately where ep 6 left off, they haven't found the dead nig kid yet>while they find him, yutani is raiding the island>kirsh realises he should go after the pajeet kid, lab is left unguarded, dumb mercs cause the lab aliens to break out>morrow either casually kills the pajeet kid on meeting, tries to abduct him, or kirsh gets just in the way while everything goes wrong anyway, morrow vs kirsh 1v1>hermit is trying to escape the island in the meantime, wendy gets mad at him for shooting a xeno >episode ends, creed plays>episode 8basically filler of characters walking around on destroyed island, or talking, wendy is now a lone wolf, new motivations teased, cliffhanger at the end with xeno screaming in the wild, welcome to the jungle by guns and roses plays
>>214565053what if NOTHING happens and eye-kun's motives are left for S2
>>214565089You sunovabich!
What IQ do you have to be to enjoy this show?
>>21456528780 to 90 or 120+, its a certified midwit filter.
>>214565053>>214565089
>>214564902Nostromo crew did good with what they had. Colonial marines were very competent when they figured what's up. Vasquez killed one xeno with her handgun by pinning its head to the wall with her boot.
>>214565287Over 9000!
*falls into the containment cell housing a priceless, extremely dangerous alien lifeform*
>>214558690why is this guy just watching things going to shit on his fucking iPad?
>>214565581he can't be seen doing it because he's a traitor.
>>214565581he wants to see what happens and doesn't actually care about anyone
>>214558789>Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
>>214561161you can also watch Murderbot Diaries if you crave scifi
>>214565733>Murderbot Diarieslet's have the rundown.
Is this show ACTUALLY good or MEME good?
>>214565948Neither
>>214565948Meme good, saved by two actors and one CGI alien.
>>214565948>good set>good FX production>shitty xenomorph costume>retarded characters>but kinocellus
>Predator is about what happens when our technology becomes useless when faced with a much more advanced race>Alien is about what happens when our technology becomes useless when struck by primal fear, something that works even today, as most people would freeze when a lion comes at them, even if they were armed>Prometheus combines both>filters the FUCK out of /tv/
>>214566060Fuck off Ridley
>>214566060>prometheus apologist>retarded takeGo figure.
>>214566060Prometheus would have been kino of the highest order if it had nothing to do with xenos
>>214565315>t. left of the curve that thinks he's joined by right of the curve
>>214566060you're just scratching the surface of the esotericism in prometheus, its not so much about fear but about hopelessness and despair. also very deep themes of european mythology, technology, and ascension instead of the same old "dude birth is icky, sex is gross", it explores the biomechanical beyond just a gross horror aesthetic.maybe in 100 years people will finally understand it as the masterpiece it is.
>>214565845>The series is told from the perspective of the titular cyborg guard, a "SecUnit" owned by a futuristic megacorporation. Murderbot is eventually freed from enslavement, but instead of killing its masters, it staves off the boredom of security work by bingeing media.
>>214561514>immediately put back together off screen>got to have TWO roles in the next movie>while raping >and murdering the main female character....b-b-based?
>>214557993When is season 2 coming out? I wish we had either a alien or predator movie every year but it seems alien romulus sequel won't happen for a while
>>214566204>filtered midwit who felt attacked
>>214561324A female engineer shows up and goes "Hi, I'm a female engineer" and she's never seen again.
>>214566329>When is season 2 coming out?If this shit is even renewed, 2028 at best. 2029 is a more realistic estimate.
>>214566050>kinocellusI like that very much. May I steal it?
>>214566194This Deep space exploration, engineers and advanced AI from earth was enough to make a good (better) movie. I don't even understand the need of xenomorphs in almost every alien/predator movie, they should just expand the story and use the established universe as basis and ditch all that the xenomorph garbage (at least not make it a focal point).>>214566251The movie was good but not that good
>>214566494Of course
>>214566494>>214566524I like when he fucks with people. I hope he does it this episode as well. An agent of chaos.
>>214566494>GET IT OFF GER IT OFF WTF!!!kek
>>214566554She*
>>214566494kek the xeno literally just looks like a panicking dude in how he moves in this scene
>>214566494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sticXkHxZC4
Imagine her nibbing on your d**k
>I lol'd. David Fincher BTFO.https://www.gamesradar.com/entertainment/horror-movies/fede-alvarez-says-he-never-planned-to-direct-alien-romulus-2-but-he-was-adamant-about-writing-it-we-want-to-make-sure-no-one-kills-them-right-at-the-beginning/
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>>214566731top kek
>>214564311He’s referring to when the eye attacked the Xenomorph
>>214565084>morrow either casually kills the pajeet kid on meetingI won't say Morrow isn't ruthless but it's sort of remarkable the way he isn't bloodthirsty>goes out of his way to try to protect and save Maginot crew members (keep in mind there was nothing he could do for Zoya at the end, he himself survived that room by a margin of literally one second)>wastes a tremendous amount of time capturing and restraining the two Prodigy soldiers when he could have just shot them (and they got ticked off minutes later anyway)>saves then spares Joe in spite of having no idea who he is beyond "another Prodigy asshole">holds Slightly's mother hostage, actually leaves her unharmed after he cooperates in spite of her being another loose endI won't even credit him with pleading with the platoon to be quiet and calm when the xeno was waking up, since he was trying to save his own ass there too, but it's such a contrast to the median Fargo villain who consistently murders basically everyone they ever meet
>>214566494I know Xenomorphs become a joke after Aliens but seeing this retarded shit still makes me upset.Why dont they try to design a new xeno? Just say that facehuggers give birth to an organism specifically dangerous to its envoirment. Like In space, it gets acid blood, in a planet it evolves, becomes stronger or changes shape or something.
>>214566763Whatever qualities the movie has, there's no washing out the bitter taste of the entire cast of Aliens dying, half of them offscreenI get why people will never stop being pissed about thatHonestly the one I'm maddest about is Bishop, they asspulled him dying, every indication was that he was perfectly fine after he got yeeted in half. Then we see fucking David survive WORSE.
>>214566194Or space jockeys.
>>214566763>Referring to his writing partner Rodo Sayagues, Álvarez added: "We did want to write it. Honestly it's because we love the characters we created so we want to make sure no one kills them right at the beginning of the next one. They went and killed Hicks and Newt just like that... hey, let's not let that happen. We wrote it and made sure they stayed alive, and now we can let someone else make it."Messed up the quote
>>214566873Never ever. I'm still pissed. One of the worst decisions in cinema history.
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>214566763>>214566882Based Fede desu. He might have gone overboard with the callbacks and fan service, but his heart is in the right place.
>>214566699>kek the xeno literally just looks like a panicking dude in how he moves in this sceneThen you're gonna love me
2 Hours
>>214566951she's indeed unbelievably cute but I'll stay faithful to my beloved JAV threads from >>>/gif/
>>214566763>>214566882Fucking coward. It's hard to take horror movies seriously when the protagonist survives every sequel.
ok that's enough for today, I'm going to bedyou'll tell me what's up tomorrowgood night guys
>>214566763Yeah, because we absolutely need to see them again so they can survive against another xenomorph threat a second time.
Tonights the night.I was feeling the Alien itch and finally watched Prometheus and Alien: Covenant. I've put these off for so long, I knew Prometheus was good but I didn't know Covenant was a sequel to it so I told myself I'd never watch it. Prometheus was amazing and I feel like I've missed all the discussion surrounding this film. Like I'm late to the party. Loved David and Elizabeth's roles and the proto xeno. Covenant wasn't as good imo. There were some things I liked about it like David creating the xenomorph but I didn't like how they killed Elizabeth offscreen and had David kill the engineers for no reason. I would have much preferred a different sequel, one with the covenant colony ship cut out.Thanks for reading my blog, be sure to reply :D
>>214566988It's so bad, so so bad
>confirmed cancelled after 1 seasonYou honestly couldnt make this shit uplmao, lol even
>>214567176It got confirmed for S2 weeks ago
>>214567176source
>>214567176It's probably a hit compared to the recent Marvel and Star Wars shows.
>>214563815shes a monster
>>214567199>It got confirmed for S2 weeks agoLOL no. 2026 at best. It's probably 50/50 now, they absolutely have to stick the landing.
>>214567146David literally carried prometheus and even more so covenant. The rest of characters was literal padding.David should get his own movie.
>>214566988Why the fuck does it walk and move like a human? I know the movies were also mostly guys in suits, but they knew how to move, and the directors knew how to shot them, keeping them mostly in the dark. What a fucking piece of shit, good Lord.
The eyeball creature is carrying this whole show.
>>214567176season 2 is coming dumbass
>>214567065he said alive at the start, retard
>>214567146>David creating the xenomorph He didn't you retard. Xenomorps are millions of years old. I know it's you, Davidschizo. Mentally ill fuck.
>>214567199>>214567271Not if you know what I know. ;)
>>214567244because hawley is a retard
I bet lil bro is still mad and thinking Im other anons.Cant wait to tell them again how much I like the show and how good it is.
>>214567200doomcock and nerdrotic, all the reliable ones>>214567244noah hallway always puts a dance scene in every season of his showsi need audrey pizza to sit on my face
Tell me, what's the budget? how much did season 1 cost? This show seems somewhat low budget yet it's so much better than some of the obscenely expensive slop out there.
>>214567316>My uncle works at nintendo ass bitch
>>214567380Fucking Kek
>>214567231Real and True>>214567314Ok maybe not create but theres that scene in Covenent where he says he genetically modified it or whatever to be the xenomorph we know today. I'm not whatever schizo you think I am I only come to this board for this thread.
>>214567391Too much which is why they're pissed off at how the show turned out and moving forward with the cancellation. It'll be announced when the season concludes.
can't wait for Boy Kavalier to die a slow and painful death at the hands of Morrow :)
>>214567468Is he still going to do weird shit with his feet as he's dying
>>214567460fuck off
>>214558554shit indeed
T-Minus 90 minutes
>>214567391It's the most expensive show in Afx history. 250 mil I think.
>>214567458Did he time travel to leave the eggs in the ANCIENT and FOSSILISED Space Jockey ship from Alien and Aliens?
>>214566767Me scanning the treeline for Charlie
>>214567572Kek more like director and a few production staff maxed out their credit cards and that pretty much covered season 1
>>214567572They were hoping it would go "viral" but tiktok brained zoomers couldn't give a shit as there are no quips or extended dance numbers
>>214567659fuck off retard
This is the last fucking episode for me, I cant go on, Ive been defending this fucking show since the beginning because I kinda want to fuck that Elliot Page looking ass nepo girl but the writing is so fucking stupid I hate Alien movies and all the fucking 80s slashers for the exact same reason, the ``tension`` of every single one of them is seeing people do stupid shit so they can die but this show takes the cake and the whole moral shit with the Xenos is just trash at this point
>>214566861They did that for romulus and grognards had a melty
>>214567715>This is the last fucking episode for me, I>penultimate
>>214567244Because clearly Hawley didn't give a fuck about the xenomorph despite having to attach it to his storyVirtually every other director also got huge 7 feet something lanky actors as the xeno while Hawley didn't give a fuck and at points the xeno had to wear fucking high heels
>>214566861>after AliensAfter Alien you mean
>>214566494Add when the dude bites the fucking Xenomorph
>>214567715yeah i think i'll quit watching this season after episode 8.
>>214566861the xenomorph was created by an actual artist half a century ago, hollywood nepokikes showing an ounce of creativity is way too much to ask.
>>214566861>>214567764He wasn't even that threatening in Alien. The real problem was the acid blood, else the Nostromo crew would've recked him.
episoder 7 drops in 2h10m correct?
>>214567715hey look anon that's all well and good but I'm literally the opposite. I see any sort of Alien intellectual property and I'm gonna consume it. simple as
>>2145679091 bong 10 bings
>>214567909FAS looking ghoul.
>>214557993>Flies get the first hybrid killFly chads, I kneel
>>214567715Not all slashers. Predator was and still is about people being not stupid, but completely outmatched by the highly intelligent and experienced hunter looking for worthy targets. The plot can be stupid, but definitely not the characters.
>>2145679091 bongs
The obligatory cancellation will be hilarious>Too expensive to film>Wasted money>Hasnt gone viral>No one outside of /tv/ even watches itLiterally bankrupted the studio tier
>>214567979based
>>214568058>>No one outside of /tv/ even watches itIt's literally the most viewed show of the season (and the year so far).
>>214568081oops dexter shat all over this pile of garbage
>>214568058The budget this had was fucking mindboggling, I've seen movies(and not bad ones at that) with less of a budget than single episodes of this likely had.
>>214567946>>214568055You are lying to people on the internet and I won’t stand for it. Its 16 bings then one bong
>>214568058I saw 1 ad flash up saying new alien last week, I watch it all. Simple as that Alien will always be profitable However this show was too expensive
>>214568128>>214568175They will just recycle the sets for the next 5 seasons.
>>214568058fuck off
Anyone know where to watch for free on time? This is a shitshow but I morbid curiosity I guess.
>>214568216And then spend the spare cash on better writing, right?
hold on I gotta go close the window in my chicken coop, it's getting cold at night and I don't want my girls to get sick.
>>214568309breddygood dot com
>>214568321Nope. Just overall savings. You will get to see these plotlines end in 2030.
>>214568356liar
>>214568393sorry brettygood dot com hehehe
>>214568413sorry for calling you a liar
Eye have arrived. Haha!
>>214568413Thanks. Does it start on time?
>>214568216They wont even get to five seasons. One season is all this shit show is going to get.
>>214568525no
>singlehandedly bombing the entire alien franchiseyou love to see it
>>214561484I recently found out that Fox refused to let Fincher film that scene, and he did it anyway. Then it becomes the most iconic shot of the film that they use for all promos lmao
>>214568548Yeah Alien 3 sucks, reddit formatting guy.
>>214568548prometheus?
>>214568525I'd prefer a series set between Alien 3 and Resurrection. 200 years of free canon opportunityIt would also piss the snowflake Alien 3 haters by acknowledging it
Episode just leaked SPOILERS Lot of very stupid things happen to move the stupid plot forward.
>>214568058It'll be shit canned once they sell off the studio
Imagine if tonight's episode is one of the best shows ever made! like things happen and good dialogue scenes and the writers make the plot progress without people doing silly things! imagine! I can't wait.
>>214568644>.t Noah Hawley's mom
oof
>>214568587That would be cool.I will say as a huge fan of Aliens, I don't get the hate for Alien 3.The whole series (except Prometheus/Covenant) is cosmic horror and a borrowed future where bad things happen.I feel bad for Hicks and Newt but it's a shitty future and the xeno is relentless.What did Alien 3 haters expect? 100 people in powerloaders fighting 100 queen aliens in a le epic battle?
>>214568599bullshit
>>214568665>literal sloptubers get more viewsits so fucking overseason one is all youre going to get
>>214568644prometheus shows up in this one.
>>214568665DUMB ANON TRUSTING Wikipeda
i want to see Wendy dressed as a clownNibs too
>>214568704>jeet hands typed this
>>214566251I loved Prometheus even with some of the stupid parts >we're so lost in this big half circle ship
>>214568714white as anything but keep going
>>214568730it was very big though
>>214568730with a map too lol>guy monitoring them goes off to fuck someone lol it was so bad it was good
The people who call this show's plot stupid are holding it to a different standard than the first two films.>Errrm how are they able to cryosleep for decades without aging???>Errrm why would Weyland-Yutani send a crew of untrained tow workers to collect the dangerous aliens instead of a team of specialists???>Errrm why didn't the alien attack Ripley when she had her back turned??? Plot armor!!!>Errrm why did Cpl. Ferro leave the hangar door of the dropship open while landing on a planet infest by aliens???>Errrm how did the alien queen latch onto the dropship without anyone noticing???This show is imperfect but these idiots make me like it more. Cr*tical Dr*nker has poisoned the minds of a generation.
>>214568761>woah look at this alien cobra looking thing. better get real close to it and try to touch it.
Theyre risking tanking the entire studio if they persist for a 2nd season, this show get 400k views at most per episode.Its actually pathetic.
>>214568809>>214568810
>>214568809Errrm you're a dunce.
>>214568809There's making mistakes and there's being a fucking mongoloid. AE and Covenant are the latter.
>>214568838Hawley will take it to the moon, trust the plan
>>214568838Sure anon well see
>>214568809You are right. We should lower our standards until everything becomes good.
>>214568867There's nothing in AE even comparable to either Covenant or Prometheus. You have yet to show anything in AE dumber than the shit I outlined in the first two films. Seethe and cope.
>>214568877>We should hold new things to overwhelmingly higher standards than we hold highly regarded classics toOkay retard.
>>214568879Covenant takes the cake but the Maginot crew is a close 2nd
>>214568730there's so much to explore in the universe they set up, especially with the engineers. if done right, it could be turned into a new star wars type franchise.
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>214568879>You have yet to show anything in AE dumber than the shit I outlined in the first two filmsThe xenobiologist eating and drinking on a table with several murder machine xenos, an open dissection, operating tools and a dead animal with no PPE aside from a single glove used when she takes said dead animal and shoves in the starving murder machine xeno container.
>>214568909hawley said engineers are not canon
When you're watching the show for the second time and you're not agitated waiting for the next plot point to happen but are looking for clues and deeper meanings you can include in effortposts later it's actually enjoyable.
>>214568912No threads, Mr Eko was banned for being a tranny and shill
>>214568899Film would be better if we did.
>>214568941Based in a broken clock kind of way
>>214568909at some point it starts to become something way different than the original
hawley is the least competent and intelligent guy who has done alien so far, not sure what people expected.
How many throats are going to get graphically and sensually stretched by alien phalluses in the next episode?
>>214568917How is that significantly relevant to the plot? At best it results in three deaths, all of which the xenomorph could have just as easily caused. Take it out and nothing of significance changes.
>>214568946>but are looking for clues and deeper meanings you can include in effortposts later it's actually enjoyable.ofc! It's the From shitters! Who else is dumb enough to think poorly written slop is deep?
>>214568970Worse than the Strause brothers?
>>2145689990
>>214569025Harrumph
>>214568917Ain't that kind of movie kid
>>214569015AVP is not alien
>>214568102>oops dexter shat all over this pile of garbageWhere are you seeing this? it looks like alien earth had around 3x the viewership. I like dexter but lets not pretend the writing is any better for that than alien earth. Dexter is practically a gary sue in resurrection too with the dumb things he does which work out for him.>gets in the front of a car with a known seriel killer behind him who is known to kill from behind>aluminum band around his neck stops the killers wire and it somehow doesnt slide off the band and into his neck>just as i planned heh
>>214569044Sure, but which is the least bad?
>>214569006>how is something that affected the plot relevant to the plot>it caused deaths but so what, what if something else caused it?That's a lot of goal moving. You asked for something dumber, that is something incredibly dumber.>Take it out and nothing of significance changesNo, something would change, the crew would look more competent rather than braindead troglodytes.
>turn on stream to make sure I don't get distracted with something elsefuck that alarm is annoying after like 15 seconds
>>214569012There's some subtleties and overarching ideas between the lines, yes. Will you forgive me for not shitting on the show like the other 250 posts in this thread?
>>214569096Let me put it for you in the simplest terms possible.If Weyland-Yutani sent a team of specialists to investigate the aliens in the 1979 film, then the entire film would not have happened.If Cp. Ferro did not leave the hangar door of the dropship open in Aliens, then the entire 2nd and 3rd acts of the film would not have happened.If the xenomorph queen did not somehow cling to the dropship unnoticed, then the entire finale would not have happened.If the xenobiologist lady wasn't thirsty, then three side characters would have died in different ways at a different time.If this does not illustrate the difference for you, then you are as stupid as you believe this show to be.
>>214568956he is literally in this thread kek
Someone bake the Watch Thread
>>214569033Having not pants on head retarded alien containment isn't alien to the Alien franchise. Resurrection's was decent even if the guy took a smooch at the glass. That they didn't count on the xenos killing eachother to use their acid blood to escape is a believable, not retarded failure.
I skipped to the end. The credits song is Limp Bizkit Rollin.
>>214568665exact same site says>The Walt Disney Company announced that the first episode of Alien: Earth garnered 9.2 million views worldwide within its first six days of streaming. so the "0.589" is just for the first day?
>Alien.Earth.S01E07.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BiOMA.mkv>Alien.Earth.S01E07.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BiOMA.mkv>Alien.Earth.S01E07.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BiOMA.mkvIt's up
>ep starts with the jeetDROPPED
I’m guessing the ending will have everybody die to contain continuity
>>214569263>BIOMAIs that the 1gb .iso ransomware?
>>214569171>If Weyland-Yutani sent a team of specialists to investigate the aliens in the 1979 filmThey didn't. The ship had a distress call and they were obligated to investigate. They had no idea there were aliens.>If Cp. Ferro did not leave the hangar door of the dropship open in AliensSpunkmeyer was outside doing something. Do you need a scene where she tells him to go out and check the engines or could you figure it out yourself?>If the xenomorph queen did not somehow cling to the dropship unnoticedWho was supposed to notice? And how were they supposed to notice? Bishop is flying the ship, Ripley is taking care of Newt. Why is this even a question?
>>214568809>>Errrm how are they able to cryosleep for decades without aging???time dilation, dumbass.anyways, i am able to make excuses for most of the shows silly things but episode 6 was pretty bad with the memory thing and going into the fly pen the way he did.
Baked>>214569295
>>214569282Nope
