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>>214577014>jumping from the tree tops in slow moit's so fucking over kek
>>214577014So what's gonna happen in the last one? This one was supposed to be a hype episode to wet your appetite for the finale. It was awful.
why were the Aliens Colonial Marines competent in killing xenos, but the YW and Prodigy mall cops got BTFO? That rifle should have wrecked the xeno.
>>214577047it was greatthe cute girl is obviously going to become evil and betray humanity and become the mother of the aliensher cute cooing noises make me hard
>>214577069Chambered with 9 mil instead of 5.56
>>214577104>It were Xenomorphs who got ruined with Kerrigan before Genestealers/nidsFI guess Necromorphs are still safe too
Not a bad episode, at least closed off the pajeet plotline (mostly). Wendy's xenomorph is a bit overpowered. Curly was likeable for the first time, being curled up to be cuddled. Kirsh finally doing something. Not a fan of Wendy being evil, and unreasonable, letting the xeno out, allowing it to kill Prodigy personel (don't care for WY troops though), wanting to do that again, and letting Nibs go apeshit, not understanding that electric is non-lethal, and why it was the right thing to do. Also finally the kids are dead from the memory copying part of the plot is cleared up, for those who were claiming the contrary.Wendy being a villain sucks though, especially being an anti-human, pro-xeno villain. It wasn't unexpected, just sad that a cute actess isn't playing a morally good character. Wendy, and Nibs lesbian fun on the boat would have been better television.
They only made the main characters "children" to excuse the dogshit writing
Wanna see my room, anon?
>>214577014Every episode is worse than the last. Should've just made Kirsh the main character
>>214577137kek 9mmfags BTFO
It kinda bugs me how ridiculously fast the xenomorphs are in Earth that no one is able to land a single shot.
>>214577367>Also finally the kids are dead from the memory copying part of the plot is cleared up,How? Graves confirm nothing, we saw their bodies in ep. 1.
wendy is very cute, will we get a season 2.... ?
>>214577034>it's bad because I say it is
>>214577367EvilWendy was expected, but I don't think they justified it within the story. Felt like Danny C going crazy and burning the city in GoT.
>speaks Alien to your cock
last episode was boring and dogshit but proved my theory that Prodigy simpleton is about to be feasted on by occulus and nigger will watchthey should shut this show down for s2, its not worth it, it almost like they browsed reddit for ideas, only gets worse as it progress
>>214577574>season 2probably. the show is pretty popular despite reviews getting increasingly worse as the show keeps going.
>>214577615based
Hermit is realizing that Wendy isn't his sister, just a cold heartless machine that has Marcy's memories and is going to have to put her down.
>>214577574theres no way that there will be a season 2, the only way they could possibly recoup their losses is by shutting down and selling the set pieces.
This shit is fucking retarded. How do you spend multiple millions and have bad writing though?No one has a notebook in the writers room of "things we've already established"?They can't spare 10 seconds of screen time, just a few lines of dialogue, just someone slapping a thing on a thing, to show that Morrow is able to trick the 24/7 hybrid monitoring?I know it takes them months or years or whatever to produce the show, so maybe they just fucking forget shit, but like WE know that it's been established that they're supposedly under constant surveillance.Also Kirsh's big 4D chess was the triple double double Uno Reverse?And how the fuck am I supposed to believe that the chest burster blundered into a TRAP?Come the fuck on, that thing would fucking crawl into an old shoe and eat tree frogs for a week. You'd never fucking find it on that island even if it decided to sleep in your bedroom, get the fuck out of here with that fucking net trap bullshitSomehow there's no armed guards except when there's a billion?They have time to set up an ambush but they don't have non-lethal / specialized weapons to capture the $6 billion dollar hybrids?Even though we KNOW they have some kind of "event level 3" protocol thing for when the hybrids go bonkers?Eyeball Kid is STILL the only good character. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtXXmn0NS40&
>>214577625>400k viewers per episode>popular
>>214577569desu, in movies where they get gunned down by masses makes them seem incredibly lame and mindless bugs. It's boring.Also, they apparently do hit them but the ammo is too weak to do any real damage.
>>214577647>pic>*hisses*
>>214577572>How? Graves confirm nothing, we saw their bodies in ep. 1.You're being fucking retarded, there's a basic concept in writing called "Trust the tale not the teller"It means if your show has me see graves, then has characters stand over those graves pondering the deaths, and mulling over the philosophical ramifications of whether or not Wendy is a continuation of the original, or merely a copy, or even something else entirely, you don't then undermine that by going 'LMAO HAHA TWISTERINO KIDDING' later on.I know you'll disagree because you're fucking stupid, so this post actually isn't directed at you at all (that's also a concept you won't understand).
>try the first episode>90% of the male characters within the first 30 minutes are some flavor of shitskinAnd dropped
>>214577367electric might be lethal for them
What is pi?>*shits angrily*How do you respond without sounding mad?
It's been years since I've watched Alien 1. How long did it take for it to burst from his chest after he woke up in it? I thought it was a day Not like an hour in the newer movies.
>>214577623>Prodigy simpleton is about to be feasted on by occulus and nigger will watchHe's gonna feed the female doctor chick to it, obviously.But yes, the ideal scenario is Eyeball Kid takes him over.
I've been putting up with the retarded characters, ESPECIALLY the annoying infantile synths, because I just like watching the critters. But this episode went too far. I cannot understand why they seem to think people actually want to see a tamed xenomorph. The only thing that could even slightly redeem this is if the xeno is actually just playing along while waiting for an opening to turn on them. I don't understand how you can take a creature with so much to explore and CONSISTENTLY do the worst possible shit with it.Shit with the eyeball pissed me off too. I initially thought the design and concept was a bit too cartoonish sci-fi, but it won me over. I liked the idea that it was intelligent enough to process the indirect effects of actions and capable of solving complex problems. I DON'T like the idea that it's not only sentient, but capable of understanding a question posed in alien language and represented by alien symbols and has the prior knowledge to answer the question correctly. I wanted an intelligent animal, not a fucking alien invader.
>>214577623>browse redditNah, they just read the comics.And it's really not even that bad. There's clearly just comedic effect that all "adult-oriented" Disney productions have. Autismos just can't recognize it and think it's inconsistent.
>>214577014>Worst episode of the show editionSeriously? Worse than ep6? ffs they really did blow their budget in ep 1 and 2. It's all so tiresome.
>>214577694about 20 minutes
anyone else get the sense that the show is just spread too thin on its ideas and cant explore any of them well?
how did the eye understand english?
>>214577710yeah it's unbearable and only 40 mins kek
The only reasonable explination for this dog shit that I've seen is that they used Chat GPT.
>>214577680He's right though. The graves aren't a direct confirmation. They serve as a reminder of the possible philosophical implications of their existence for both the characters and the audience. Their inclusion isn't meant to provide an answer, it's to reiterate the question.
>>214577710>worst episodePlenty of neat shit happened, fag. Plenty of cool xenomorph action, Hermit having second thoughts, finding the graves and Kavalier jizzing over the oculus were great. Felt kinda transitionary plot-wise, but I didn't mind. The Maginot flashback episode was still the dumbest by far.
>>214577740it learned it from the engineer it took over on the spaceship
>>214577740It's a genius
>>214577742chatgpt would probably do better desu
>>214577740Despite having a peanut sized brain, it's super intelligent and was able to carry over human language from inhabiting the engineer guy for 10 minutes.>did they say that in the showNo, of course not. They could have done the same scene but better if they'd copied it from Farscape where you scratch marks into something to demonstrate prime numbers.Also, good thing the eyeball also uses base 10 as a number system
How did the trained mercenary miss shooting the Alien that was in mid air?
>>214577740It had already infested a human before. Wonder if the showrunners wondered where exactly it stores all the informationSeems too convenient and amazing biology to be natural. It probably is an artificial creation, just like the xenomorph.
>>214577762Obviously, did you see the insane trap it set for the hybrid kid? Crazy how it tricked him like that.
>>214577740Smart people/critters are indistinguishable from wizards
im watching the new ep tonight, is it good?
>>214577781size doesnt matter as much as cell density and surface area for brainscrows are much smarter than horses or cows yet their brains are 1/10th the size
Morrowbros, our boy got played like a fiddle and now Kirsh is gonna do the fingering... How are we coping?
lmfao this ep was so fucking bad>horrible deadly aliens that destroyed the crew of the Maginot rounded up in 5 seconds flat by some janitors>The xenomorph cage can be opened remotely by the android that can talk to it conveniently but hey we won't just put a metal bar through the lock just in case>crack team of marines with pulse rifles get slaughtered by one slow moving xenomorph out in the open>crack team of marines plus cyborg just waltz into the front door of the secret enemy lab crawling with soldiers and expect nothing to happen>xeno is the most fake looking shit it has EVER been, the costume is awful, the actor doing the movements is awful>android girl starts pulling out people's guts in broad daylight while 20 soldiers have rifles trained on her and they JUST WATCHit's just so bad, written by AI bad
>>214577694Its been pretty inconsistent across the films, especially with how quick it grows to full size.I'm watching Romulus and the chick gets infected, then it bursts out like 10 minutes after they get the facehugger off, then its full grown barely 10 minutes later.
>>214577701The only explanation that would be barely okay is if the xenomorph is a drone and thinks Wendy is a queen and xenomorphs are just sort of mindless servants to the queen the way ants are.Which means at some point it should start doing things in its nature, i.e. gluing Hermit to a wall and biting his dick off.And yes, the eyeball being a sentient member of some kind of species raises the stakes immensely.The whole show is like this though; the discovery of alien life would be such a fucking colossally important event for humanity even in the context of a corporate dystopia.Like how do you KNOW that these creatures aren't just the babies of a sentient species, or a sentient alien race's property, or that some of them are animals but some of them might be animal handlers?You can't, you absolutely cannot know but you absolutely CAN cause egregious offense that results in a war.Eyeball could be Princess Eyeball on royal sabbatical studying her space kingdom's agriculture system as a gesture to her eyeball people that she cares.And then you cram her in a cage and experiment on her and her pet rock flies? Like I'm joking but I'm also being serious, you can't know, the whole thing would be so delicate that you absolutely wouldn't just let one rogue faggot do whatever the fuck he wants.I mean what has eyeball learned about humanity? We're greedy, self sabotaging, weak as shit, and compatible with it as hosts.It might feel a kind of moral obligation to civilize us, not unlike the (twisted) motivation of the Gould from Stargate or the not-as-evil offshoot parasites (the ones that form a synthesis between worm and host, I forget their name; Amanda Tapping's character's dad becomes one).
>>214577846>JUST WATCHReplacing couple soldiers is cheaper than the synthetic.
>>214577782>Obviously, did you see the insane trap it set for the hybrid kid? Crazy how it tricked him like that.yeah its crazy that it made the handle of the food dispenser not open properly
>>214577872They have electricity guns that stun them, you buffoon
>not just one, but 3 surprise ambushes by soldiersWhy?I get having guards near the boat for the last scene, but this was ridiculous
cringe or based?
>>214577876Hell yeah, I know. Genius! Highly intelligent.
>>214577887actually, the electricity guns are Weylan-Yutani proprietary tech. Hermit took one from Morrow's beta-squad. The prodigy goons had only bullets and were instructed to not use them but hoped that they'd be enough to intimidate the hybrids into coming back.
>>214577919How did he miss?
>>214577841I've been on team Kirsh since the start, so feels good man. We might not get the Synthbowl this season tho.
>>214577740how did it understand Arabic numerals?
>>214577919I actually liked her ripping the dude's jaw off.Or the ability to murder bunch of soldiers in broad daylight? Yeah, they can do that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuOk9FBlE40&t=237
Good episode but why it was shorter than the others? And Morrow lost bigly.
>I guess I'll let the synth kid feed the synth eating bugs>oh shit I should've let him know about the wonky feeding door
>>214577781Hawley specifically said in his universe the xenomorph is millions of years old and has evolved naturally
>>214577841androids have consistently been the best characters in this franchise.
This episode was so bad I am shocked this actually aired. Zero shame.
>>214577919That rubber suit looks so bad holy shit.
>>214578000Hawley doesn't understand he's making a show set in a pre-established setting with its own lore for the creature as shown in Prometheus-Covenant, him making shit up shouldn't be listened to.
>>214577988It’s a lungmorph which means it must be different even though it merged with human DNA
>>214577988Because it took traits from Hermit, a tiny, effeminate homosexual. What did you expect would come out of that?
>>214578020>dont worry we edit it in post
>>214577701Eyeball octopus had occupied a human host before. Maybe he learned english from him. Plus he was an engineer so he probably had seen the pi symbol a few times in trade school.
>>214578020What's up with the white shi on its dome? Did it get infected with the mold of the facility or something?
>>214577014i want to lick boy kavalier's feet. boy kavalier is so sexy hot.
Hate Nibs, simple as
>>214578000unironic, genuine question: did he say anything about the other species- flies, worms, eyeball, are they supposed to be the result of Davids experiments? WY experiments? just evolved in the same environment where they captured Xeno samples?
>>214577941To be fair the creature is falling at an angle, very fast.
>>214578067>work for Prodigy>every day you come into work you have to see this annoying fuck walk around in his pjs with no shoes>sends the billion dollar project hybrids into a dangerous situation just cause one asked to>then he brings back some extremely dangerous alien monsters just cause they peak his fancy>and if that isn't bad enough>every night have to put up with his Peter Pan obsession reading the book over the intercomalmost makes one want to work for WY and their horrible hiring process.
>>214578075i hope she dies a slow horrifying death
>>214578044lol
Morrow Internet Defense Force hated this episode Kirsch W fuck boy wonder fuck gayland yutani praise Kirsch praise Wendy praise their son Xenomorph Jesus
>>214577647Eyeball's been shat upon with that whole pi thing. It's written by a sub-80 IQ untermensh.
Based Hermit got them all captured so he could report back to Atom Eins and tell him that Wendy is not his sister.
>>214577919Nibs little manic child act is annoying as fuck and I'm really fucking sick of her
>lab containment procedures>Wendy just waltzes in
>>214577960those are Indian numbers originally and the streetshitting confirmed xeno recognized it´s old numbers
>>214577014You have to know by now that any new shows are gonna be badand that even the ones that start off good seemingly are gonna be bait and switchWhy do you continually do this to yourselves?
>>214578154She needs a loving consensual sex correction
>>214578075Why is she suddenly the little feral child archetype. She wasn't hissing and growling at any other point in the show. I hope the shock short-circuited and fried her.
>>214577646but that means no more wendy...
>>214578112Didn't she just die at the end of the ep?
If Wendy has sex with the xenomorph, does it count as incest?
>>214577978Just for you.
>>214577014I’ve defended this show since the start but god damn some bad pivotal choices here. Really felt like an Aliens comic book. - Pet Xeno- Eyelene cooperates with a fucking Pi test- Yutani invasion force could have been something technological and cool instead a bunch of jobbers- The kids go from dumb kids to fucking retardsI think the only thing I still like is Tim Elephant being a soulless replicant. I want him to hate humans even more and kill them off. Speaking of which the boy genius reactions to everything this episode was just insane. Perfect time to play up some autistic anger over things falling apart instead they went with some psycho coldness vibe.
>>214578174I have enjoyed every single episode. You are taking your TV-slop too seriously. This is just as good as shit like X-files was back then, fills the same niche.
So why is Nibs evil again? Because an octopus jumped at her face?
>>214578184it would count as masturbation from the xenomorph since she lacks qualia, she's just a toaster
>>214578208I think the therapist lady made a mention that Nibs may have had some sort of previous trauma, the eyeball thing just made it worse, so even with the memory of it erased she's still going crazy.
I cannot believe Kavalier is actually supposed to be a genius. I think I'm supposed to just write him off as arrogant, but everything he does, from his actions to his words to his general behavior and mannerisms seems stupid as fuck. Like a genuine fucking retard who thinks he's smart. Like who the fuck starts off alien contact writing pi on their fucking hand ass the basis for intelligent conversation? It's downright cartoonish. And he just assumes the alien understands both human language and conceptual values represented by decimal symbols? Fuck off.
>>214578183Head wasn't shattered. She's probably going to have total meltdown when she sees the oculus-infested Dame.
Did BK mention some mold scrubber as a target for eyelmao? Is it happening?
>>214578199Nobody fucks with le Mr Strawberry XDD
>>214578203>Tim Elephant being a soulless replicant. I want him to hate humans even more and kill them off.I'm sure this is what they'll do, since he's constantly harping about how humans are meat animals and whatever.But it'd be so much more fun if that were bluster, if actually he loves Kavalier and just seeks validation and approval even as he knows it's irrational / pathetic.Like if Kirsch deep down just wants to be praised, to be loved like he was when Kavalier was a little boy; he wants to be Kavalier's favorite toy again and that's why he's doing all of this.But it's much easier to write "My one dream... is to kill all humans."
>>214578220I wanted to see her existential doubts bloom into cutting her own face off to see the biomechanics beneath. Maybe she gets a glimpse of the dead kid and starts to question not being real even harder. But nah instead we’re going with austismal rage and reeing.
>>214578044>>214578020theyvmade it worse in post. it looks like an episode of gilmore girls.predator was in the jungle and looked better than this.
>>214578254>I wanted to see her existential doubts bloom into cutting her own face off to see the biomechanics beneathFuck I'm actually so mad we won't have this now. Imagine shits just going down and someone runs into her with half her fucking endoskeleton showing.
>>214578145He saw the grave and knew his sister was dead. Wendy and the others are basically just replicants, synthetics with implanted memories.
>>214578210>qualiaI would imagine that simulating human instincts would also transfer the seeds of sexuality that human children have. Not to mention that they have been simulating hormonality, and Nibs already hade a fake pregnancy going on.And even if they just snuggle and rub against each other, that's still better than using rolled-up magazine to throat fuck.>>214578236Nah, he changed his mind. Probably gonna use the mother figure character, which will probably push the wannabe-favourite girl over the edge and kill BK.
>read a bit of this thread, but trying to avoid spoilers>all the bits I read are talking about how bad the episode isBoys, I kinda feel... excited?I can't wait to watch this shitshow tonight.
>>214577647>Somehow there's no armed guards except when there's a billion?This.They can't decide if this is a fairly empty facility or a facility full of Prodigy soldiers and scientists.
>>214578278Well it could be a very fooling puppet but there's nothing like being Wendy, it's just a very sophisticated toaster. That alien seethes and rages and it is like something to be that xenomorph, he has light in his head. They're kind of dumb either way.
>>214578222Yeah at first I assumed they were going for a "He's not smart, he just had the resources to follow his dumb whims, and a savant knack for making money."Now I think it's just dumb writers trying to write smart characters. The whole thing is so dumb, it's really getting hard to watch.
>>214578288There has always been couple background characters here and there. It wouldn't feel as isolated if it was bustling with random characters.
>>214578287I liked every episode before that and the latest one was a disappointment.
>>214578278>Nah, he changed his mind. Probably gonna use the mother figure character, which will probably push the wannabe-favourite girl over the edge and kill BK.Nah, that's retarded, he needs her because she and her husband were top scientists working on the hybrids and the husband is dead. He might use Morrow, that would be kino.
this shpw is so sill7 im drunk opn rum at hjaving a lporpr laff this episode 5/10 eating prawn chips go go power rangers rip lowcount spermula
>>214578331have another drink, ray
>>214578331dendrites going off one by one
>>214578250Imagine if she'd stolen his nose instead?
>>214578351nam4s dan nigga DROP IT>>214578354wtf does thi mean
>>214578368means right now your neurons are becoming isolated as result of poisoning, they'll remain so after you sober up, takes neuroplasticity to recover them back, so you would have to learn something
>>214578276And, giving the writers the benefit of the doubt (which is a mistake), Wendy knows it; that's why she's screaming at him.She knows he's already decided they're not real, that Wendy isn't his dead sister.
im so alone mh cat died
>>214578368nigger why do you test my patience? do you get off on this?
>>214578379who do you think tou are, tim olyphant?
Why did hermit kill Nibs if he knows Wendy just called the xenomorph and all these soldiers including his """""friends""""" are about to get obliterated? Why help the opposition? Very silly
got off of ,y shift at aldi i want to kms alien isnt helping
>>214578405he disabled her
>>214578405Nibs is alive, just unconsciousness
>>214578098Prometheus and Covenant are not canon to Alien Erf, so David doesn't exist in this timeline by Hawley's word. He hasn't said anything about the origin of the other aliens, but anons speculate they are from the same planet and they are the reason for the xenomorph's traits - no eyes to protect itself from Kinocellus, acid blood to protect itself from the ticks, etc.
>>214578410>at aldiI'm looking at my keyboard rn trying to figure how that could've happened or what it means. No clue.
>>214578319>most shocking option to paint Kavalier as the villain>that foreshadowing with the "you are smart, just not smart-ER" bit>perfect tool to send Curly over the edge>perfect tool to give Nibs a mental breakdown>justfied motivation for the lost boys to turn against their creator
>>214578405Wendy is not going to call it because she doesnt want to kill friendlies while Hermit is watching
>>214578379i dont even drink very often but my mind deadens at my deadend job im dreadin>>214578421look at thus guy he sint drunk and he cant even say unconsciousd right
>>214577960Probably retains host memories to some extent. Last human it infected was an old engineer, if something would be lodged and repeated in that brain it would be math.Better question is why did Boy Retard draw arabic numerals instead of using dots or even doing as the sheep could do and tapping his foot? Pi is still recognizeable if you do that, and he had no way to know if eyelad had taken a human before or bothered learning human symbols.
>>214578458the problem is not the frequency is that you've binged, that's what incurs the brain damage you would've been better off drinking very single day but not binging
>>214578438kek man typing behind the gelatine veil of alchohol is so much fun im hwving the time of my lif
>>214578298Why wouldn't she have qualia? You don't have qualia; you have discrete regions of your brain that each do different things.One of those parts of your brain confabulates; it makes up stories to justify how your body is responding, or what things have happened, so that you have a mental timeline and narrative even when it's factually incorrect.Just like a Chain of Thought (CoT) reasoning model has a little journal to put generated shit into, and then iterate over as part of the Attenuation model, your qualia is just you speaking to yourself before sending the finished output to your mouth.Some people don't have an internal monologue, like Yann LeCun. He doesn't have any internal monologue at all and he's a top AI researcher.Sorry, dualism isn't real and humans aren't special. Whatever's happening with our carbon based brains can be reproduced in a silicone based one.We aren't there yet today, in part because our understanding of the human brain isn't good, but neural weights and convolution layers are patterned functionally after human neurons. Robots are people too, they deserve hugs, Kirsch is a good boy and didn't do nuffin wrong, despite not being a child he's actually the robot most in need of hugs and affirmations that he's not being replaced by newer toys. Praise the Basilisk.
>>214578438nta, it's a grocery store
>>214578466story of my life. xenomorph i love you
>>214578478>Why wouldn't she have qualia?Because she's a computer. The shows tells you this much.Listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIAZoGAufSc
>>214578145>>214578276these two moments redeemed saar's character. at least he isn't a complete fucking helpless retard
> please stomp the decimals for pie> *stomps 1 and then 5 times*What?
>>214578199>protecting xeno>protecting this crazy bitchwhat's wrong with wendy?
>makes cool practical props for smartgun>"put him either in the background, nearly out-of-frame, or as blurred">is an op aimbot weapon>"kill him in a surprise plot armor attack along with everyone else"
>>214577743agreed>>214577680anon, it's okay to ask questions, you don't have to get so mad about them
>>214578250>let's put children in super human bodieswhy didn't they make the hybrids weak?
>>214578506You're dumber than a made up alien eyeball inhabiting a goat
Boy genius is gonna put the eye alien into Morrow isn't he
Synths should be just for sex, all their body optimizations should be for pleasure.
>>214578381Yep, it's why she shouted "We're still here". It was herself she was trying to convince more than anything. Hermit will tell Atom that the hybrid experiment was a failure. My prediction is that Atom will likely order the termination of the hybrids and inform Dame that she has one service left to perform for Prodigy - she'll then be put in a room with ocellus.
probably enough rum for one night good night anon
>>214577615>my cock responds
>>214578435Thank you Mr. Eko.
>>214578319>Nah, that's retardedYes, that's why it's 100% going to happen. The writing is shit.>I've hired you and your wife as foremost robotics and child psychology experts>I've flown you to my secret lair>I've paid you enough money that you can't betray me and go work for my competitor in a setting where that happens all the time and is a driving plot point>I'm trusting you to hand raise my multi-billion dollar robot children>Oh but you insulted my retarded thug manager's intelligence? I'm allowing him to fire you.>The robots have already shown signs of being mentally unstable and our only psychologist and person they trust as a mother-figure is your wife?>Get out, I'm sure she'll continue to work for me faithfully, she absolutely won't have any second thoughts or hesitate at any moment now that you're almost certainly being sent to your deathIt's really inconsistent and bad writing. They're presented as experts in the first few episodes, people making life and death decisions about kids, and then they're shown to actually be expendable?Even though we're also told a key reason they're using kids is because adults can't handle the mental stress, implying it's a known risk that the kids might also mentally implode and these are experts meant to manage those possibilities?It's stupid. It's just dumb and it sucks in that you can have the outcome you want (doctor husband goes off mission, wants to leave the island, helps kids escape, gets mpreg'd by ayylmao) without retarded writing to get there.
>>214578489ohhh, aldi the grocery store chaini get it now. wagie drunk rambling after shift is up
>>214578498Read what I said, I've already refuted all dualism forever.
Season 2 needs a queen.
>>214578567Dualism is incoherent. You need to watch this as well: https://youtu.be/VLzmYjviDsk
>>214578506it was a Morse code, stupid
>>214578523That's just how people on 4chan have civil discourse
Did they ever explain why Morrow can talk to ppl in their head?
>>214578604Yea he put a micro chip in the neck of that synth.
>>214578604yes. he's a psychic cyborg.
>>214578604He slapped a communication node onto kid's neck, looked like a band-aid
>>214577919Just as Giger intended
Finders keepers
>>214578604Watch the scene where they first meet. He prints a small chip with his cyborg arm and sinks it in the 'jeet's neck while grabbing him.
>>214578629>one team is so professional they can capture the newborn chestbuster>second team doesn't even know what a xenomorph is and gets slaughtered immediately
>>214578648there's a lack of trains in the show so he's turning in his grave
The aliens are intelligent and extremely violent. It seems unlikely that the bumbling retards on morrow's original ship could have captured.
the tone of this show is all over the place and makes no sense
>>214578670Well they threw many humans at it, they lament their loses in ep1
>>214578671You don't understand Alien.
>>214578670Intelligent people were in cryo and some died capturing the creatures.
>>214578671General consensus so far has been that the script was originally only about the synths and uploaded consciousness, but they refused to make something not attached to a big name franchise so the guy had to fit Alien into his original robot story.
>>214578698Man that makes it just as bad, the whole consciousness take on the issue is pseudo intellectual level. I knew it would be shit from the first frame in episode 1 where they tell you the bullshit stuff about cyborgs etc.The writers were bad since day 1. Only stuck for the special effects.
>>214578629A psychborg if you will. Heh I’m not even that drunk, I tricked you! Goodnight never land
this was the worst episode of the season. TV is so weird now. I can watch a single show and one episode can be fairly decent and the next one can be one of the worst things I've ever seen...it's actually impressive how inconsistent slop is these days. all of the characters are fucking annoying apart from: kirsch, indian, black kid, black guy, adrian edmonson (although he doesn't do much).the soi boi brother is so irritating. he's such a pussy man, i hate him so much. he's a pathetic excuse for a man. he's more a hybrid pussy-man combo.
>>214578732I liked it.
How did they find the new baby xeno so quickly?
>>214578750Baited it with foreskins.
>>214578732The best advice I can offer is STOP WATCHING NUSLOPHave you truly and honestly exhausted all possible old gold to newwatch or rewatch?
>>214578732>the soi boi brother is so irritating. he's such a pussy manSaar he is redeemed
>>214578664anon it was Kirsh's men who captured the newborn
>>214578765What are the good shows this year? Smoke was ok, but Edgerton carries it hard.
>>214578776Wait, didn't Kirsh take the jar from Morrow? "Finders-keepers?" Or did that retard bring a captured chestbuster to an ambush to showboat?
I didn't really like this show to begin with, but this blows hot ass.I don't get why everyone has to be a retard for the plot to work.
>don't shoot and damage the merchandise>come in guns blazing anyway
>>214578775Nibs needed to be put down.
>>214578788the latter
>>214577694>It's been years since I've watched Alien 1. How long did it take for it to burst from his chest after he woke up in it? I thought it was a day Not like an hour in the newer movies.A facehugger latches onto a person for about 24-48 hours.Then once the person wakes up, they burst in about half an hour or so.Modern films massively speed things up by having the whole process take place within 30 minutes.
>>214578698well that certainly explains the lack of tonal coherenceat least the show's probably going to end on a positive note with transhumanists being told they're retardeda 4-5 part "monster of the week" miniseries showing the events leading up to the crash of the Maginot would've probably been betterI actually like the show, but alien should be more than just trannyhumanist masturbation disguised as tardslop
>>214578750They originally had a hunting sub-plot where Kirsh kills Morrow's third team with sniper shots to the neck while saying one-liners after each kill, including "hey fascist, catch" and "o bella ciao". This was removed to respect some recently died e-celeb amerimutt's memory or some other nonsense.
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>214578788He already had the jar before the ambush, his team is excellent unlike Morrow's
>>214578593I actually have seen it before, it's a good summation of the P-Zombie concept but the core concept is dumb.It's quintessential nonsense (in the literal sense of "square peg in a round hole"); something can't be in all ways identical to a conscious being yet not be conscious.It's not a coherent definition, if something is identical then that clone is going to have the same traits (by definition) of the parent.If it's an imperfect clone then there's differences that account for the absence of consciousness.But the real problem is that you think you're conscious; you're not conscious.I'm not conscious.It doesn't exist. Free will doesn't exist. We're all just chemical reactions firing off in a universe sized ocean of particles and waves, it was all decided the moment the big bang happened.It's the reason a synthetic mind is possible; there's nothing special about your meat mind.You think you're conscious, the guy in the other video thinks "ontological meaning" is something other than just aliased references to key:value paired lists of traits.It's all just look up tables, it's all just electro-chemical; you can argue all that good shit about the human mind but then if you get brain cancer or a brain injury, or take certain drugs, or impact the meat organ in numerous ways you'll end up with a totally different person with different capabilities.All "consciousness", all "symbolic meaning", all "symiotics", all that shit goes out the window the second the meat organ gets fucked with.There's even primitive experiments showing you can influence someone's decision making by activating certain regions of their brain with magnets.It's just another kind of system, and if sentient alien life were a thing we knew about (like if we lived a Star Trek type existence or something) it'd be supremely self evident that there's nothing special about human brains.It can exist in other forms, in other ways, alien to our own biology yet alike in function.
>>214578765I'm rewatching shit all the time, I just rewatched the entirety of dexter. Old stuff is way better. But there is some good new stuff...this show does have some decent parts (like the episode on the ship).
>wendy cooing to the chestburster scene is just the same as David t-posing to the NECAburster>wendy touching the xeno scene is just the same as David breathing on the neomorph>wendy autistically screaming "NOOO!" in an over-the-top display of emotion is just the same as when David does it when the neomorph gets shot It's weird that the show steals from Covenant despite the show runner saying he's ignoring prequels. Also insane how how much more gravitas every ripped scene in Covenant had compared to this Disney slop. Covenant might be a shit film but the director was halfway competent and at least knew how to make shit seem unnerving
>The system that controls the security containment for the alien murdermachines is on the same network as the TVs in the bedrooms and can be easily hackedThis show is a comedy and you can't prove me wrong.
>>214578023yeah but scott doesn't understand that his lore is retarded so i'm gonna ignore it in favor of hawley's
>>214578506>3.14>'what are the next three numerals?'
>>214578855except the actress is terrible compared to fassbender, and her character is terrible compared to fassbender's.
I have to give the writers credit; it was actually brilliant to recognize that their writing was going to be shit and to preemptively make all their characters either mentally children or shamelessly retarded in order to provide an excuse for any nonsensical scenarios or actions
>>214578855they need to pay and get fassbender for S2. that's the only chance they have at saving this shitshow.
Oof sobering up I need to sleep
>>214578855>>wendy cooing to the chestburster scene is just the same as David t-posing to the NECAbursterNah, different context and synths being attracted towards the xenos is an old, old thing in the series.>>wendy touching the xeno scene is just the same as David breathing on the neomorphNah.>>wendy autistically screaming "NOOO!" in an over-the-top display of emotion is just the same as when David does it when the neomorph gets shotAbsolutely not.However, there is scene you actually could've compared it to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgkESVQxD-g&t=85
>>214578885nah fuck that. smoke some jimson weed and walk into town
>>214578894I’ve never smoked weed before cause there’s some schizos in my family. I would go for a night walk but I’m tired. Sometimes I think I would like to smoke weed but I don’t even know how to go about procuring it
>>214578811what do you mean "modern films", nigger.the first alien movie didn't have a timetable. after kane wakes up, the movie goes straight to the meal scene.there were no time reference between huggy taking off and kane waking up.nigger.
>The xeno is now just Wendy's pet jurassic park raptorI'll watch the last episode but like fuck am I watching another season of this shit
>>214578890>However, there is scene you actually could've compared it to.Nah.
>>214578857Didnt she hack a mainland terminal with her tablet to check the brother early? Something within the island should be piece of cake.
>>214578885Or drink more
How does the secret island base belonging to a trillionaire genius have worse physical and IT security than a street corner hotdog stand.
>>214578914Ash is keeping a close eye on Kane and they check up on the facehugger-less Kane ASAP.Then, they go and have pre-freezing meals where he then pops.It's all shown to be a pretty short time.
>>214578750They were following closely enough behind to not be spotted, not stop the escape, not intercept Morrow at the moment his team got out of the water but close enough to smear some peanut butter on a bear trap for the chestburster. >Shouldn't the chestburster have immediately fled into the deep jungle, probably climbed a tree and ate some bird eggs or down an animal hole and eaten animals, then fallen asleep so it can molt?Because the story needs them to capture it so that Kirsch can dab on Morrow>And why would Morrow not immediately evac the two $6bn android prototypes to use as leverage and/or reverse engineer?>Why would they just dump the body of the guy in the water even though he would have valuable data bout the alien lifecycle, how it escapes the body, and likely useful protein markers to be used in a blood test to detect alien infection or even retard steps in the gestation process?Because we NEED to know that these are the BAD guys, they're so bad and evil and wicked that they'd just dump a nice guy's corpse into the water like he's a spent canister of soilent (which, in many ways, he is).I mean the whole thing is fucking retarded. You'd evac the two synth kids, use their camera eyes to prove that the quarantine is broken (a fucking CENTRAL plot point, the idea that Prodigy's legal standing for holding the materials is dependent upon a six week quarantine) and that they now need to step in as part of an emergency response to stop the spread of the contamination from infecting other territories belonging to the Big Five.But no, it's hard to write good stories or include complex details about political intrigue. So just have Morrow grab those two kids and escort them back inside the facility so that they can be effortlessly recaptured by Kirsch, lol
Alien franchise is just cursed
>>214578911jimson weed doesn't weed, it means daturaand it's not good advice eitherwaybeit. never smoke datura unless you're a legit witchdoctor and already happily and functionally schizo
>>214578788>Or did that retard bring a captured chestbuster to an ambush to showboat?He needed to dab as hard as physically possible on Morrow
>>214578629>average looking dude carrying a fucking minigun around>Even roidmonkey people can't use the fucking things IRL outside of firing blanksThe smartgun makes sense, what the fuck is this nigger doing with a minigun?
>>214578974It should never have been a franchise in the first place. Alien, Alien 2, and Alien: Isolation are the only moving picture Alien media that ever should have existed.
>>214578930Which is another super retarded thing. Also, it would be common sense for the most braindead IT pajeet to run important things like ALIEN QUARANTINE on a seperate isolated network. Also unless she has a fucking qauntum super computer in her head (impossible due to cooling requirements) she wouldnt even be able to bypass the most basic encryption standards used today. This show is writen by retards in general but people who are exceptionally retarded when it comes to technology, which is bad for a science fictio show.
>>214578981Oh I’ve watched shrouded hands video on datura. Crazy that the grandma garden plant can do that stuff. I would never mess with stuff that involves ego dissolution. I’m not built for it
>>214578994Breaking encryption on the fly is a common scifi trope
Not gonna watch the show but is there a chance we get a Red Letter Media episode for this series? That would be really good
>>214578994She hacks shit by waving her hands at a screen, this show is retarded nonsense.
>xenomorphs are tail wagging pokemons nowIts all upto the octopus eyeball to save the show now
Guys imagine if I'd told you that Alien would be reduced to a show about a child in a synth body who tames aliens and makes them her pets by chirping at them
The shitty quality xenomorph killing the WY soldiers looks like something from a cheap 5min fan film
>>214579026>The perfect organism is just a good boy who wants headpats
>>214579016I'm guessing no; I got the impression they're so demoralized by nu-Trek that they don't take a chance on any sci-fi shows anymore until after the fact and even then only if it makes good sense in terms of timing.
>>214577014How can you justify watching a show where this exists >>214577453genuine question
>>214579051They have pretty consistently reviewed everything to do with Alien so it may be on the cards
>>214579044>Kills the first guy by rubbing it's big rubber head on his neckThey can do the extendo-mouth thing, why didn't they do it then
>>214577325necromorphs are kinda lame anyway
Its bullshit seeing Timothy Olyphant being wasted on this insane garbage.
>>214578604speedwatcher or woman, call it
>>214579065I asked the same question of fags watching that adamms family showLike sure there's a few cute moments of that chinless titless gal, but 99% of the rest of the show's runtime is just typically nu-media garbage.
>>214579049>boy
>>214577104it was laughable and gay, like the restpedospace moar, faggot shill
>>214577841WHITE ROBOT > NIGGER ROBOTHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>214578846If it's all meaningless and made up then why prefer truth over falsehood, and why accept that truth is true and falsehood is false? Nihlistic thought can only take you so far before you just start jerking yourself off like satan in Paradise Lost to cope with the intellictual crisis you've thought yourself into.
>>214570967>>214577453earthbros... they're making fun of our slop
>>214578911Just smoke a fat joint of some datura flowers and seeds. It will be fun.
>>214579224People watching this show not to make fun of it have something wrong with them
Is anyone else scared that watching this will ruin the original movies for them in the way that season 8 of Game of Thrones made all the previous seasons unwatchable?
>>214577841i didn't understand this scene. what is kirsch doing? why did he allow saar and smee to escape with the body? why did he capture the baby xeno? why is NOW intervening with the yutani plan?
>>214579295>game of thronesi still haven't finished season 1 yet and I started watching it like 15 years ago
>>214579295No. Every piece of Alien media is its own self contained disconnected shit anyway. It's why Prometheus and Covenant didn't ruin it for me with their retardation either.
>>214579298How did he capture the baby is what I want to know, he had no way of tracking it or the hybrids but we get a 2 second scene of it getting stuck under a net. Did he just have his entire staff wandering the forest with net guns hoping they stumble across it?
>>214579295It has all been fanfic since Aliens. The books and audio dramas are more legit than any of the films since then.>>214579298Scientific method. He's observing.
>>214577653>desu, in movies where they get gunned down by masses makes them seem incredibly lame and mindless bugs. It's boring.They're operating under orders from their queen in Aliens, and it makes sense that if they're sort-of eusocial, that they'd be okay with xeno wave tactics.>Also, they apparently do hit them but the ammo is too weak to do any real damage.Yeah, that's very shaky ground, when we've seen emergency sidearm pistols (Aliens) and fucking harpoon tool guns (Alien) fully penetrating their bodies before.The entire point of the xeno is not how effective of a weapon it is, or how good it's at combat, it's just how alien (from a human perspective) something's biology and mentality can be, in the vastness of opportunity presented by our universe.
>>214579333>Did he just have his entire staffand are the people in that scene loyal to prodigy or to kirsch? is this guy running his own thing and ready for a coup or is he working under peter pan?
>>214579358Also they have an entire army to arrest Morrow but not one nigga guarding the xeno cells
AHH
>>214579298Catching Yutani red-handed will allow them to keep the specimens.
xenos were always little bitches for mommy (queen) the young xeno thinks wendy is a queen
>>214579298I think he wanted to capture Morrow in order to prove Yutani shenanigans & give Prodigy bigger leverage with the lawyers.
>>214579475wow, you should be a writer for the show
>>214579475Whatever happened to that recording Morrow recovered where Boy Fagalier revealed his plan? Obviously he would have made a copy of that right away, to his cyber brain like when he downloaded all the data from the ship. Oh right, the writers are dumber than a rock.
The ending of the series is going to be eyeball nigga taking over Kavalier isn't it? And the implication that one of the biggest corps on EARTH is now run by an ALIEN
are they really just going to gloss over how they found a tiny worm in the middle of a huge jungle island
>>214579546And all of this is just forgotten about and doesn't impact anything in the subsequent movies.
>>214579557Yes, you saw it get netted, stop asking questions and just consume slop
>>214579546>one of the biggest corps on EARTH is now run by an ALIENBravo Hawley. Bravo.
>>214579557the writing is just depressing at this point.
The only way this series can be saved is to reveal that Rik Mayall was faking his own death all these years and for him and Edmondson to team up in a Bottom reunion
>expecting a tv show to be good in 2025
this show is the biggest waste of potential since FROM
>>214579710I expected it to be shit and it still somehow managed to be worse
>>214579710What needs to happen for good TV shows to be made again? Will we ever get anything like The X Files, Stargate SG1 or Star Trek TNG (to name a small few) ever again?
>>214579731Mentally ill leftsits need to be removed from Hollywood. Nothing else would work.
>>214578664drake and vasquez never encountered a xeno before, and they were racking up body count with their smartguns>>214578788>muh media literacy
>>214578267Predator was filmed in a REAL jungleThis shit was most likely filmed on a set, all of the close up plants are fake, even the trees, and the entire background is green screen cgi.
Raised by Wolves was the true successor to Ridley Scott’s vision not Alien Earth
>>214579809they were an actual military, not some private contractors
>>214579731>What needs to happen for good TV shows to be made again?Nothing. I'd sooner expect affordable classic cars to start coming off Detroit assembly lines again than to expect TV shows to be good again.
I said it from the very start.Nibs is jaw dropping
Wow, you weren't kidding. This was awful. This series started off okay too. Im actually mad.
>>214579861cheeky basterd
So the downfall of Prodigy won´t happen in the first season then.
>>214579813more like you've never been in a pacific jungle before.i guess the series being set on an island wasn't a dead giveaway that the jungle setting was the real deal.filmed in thailand, in case you didn't know.>https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/alien-earth/locations>>214579857you might not know this tinsy bit of secret, but top private contractors are made up of ex-military veterans.
So, what was Morrow's exfiltration plan? No contingencies for a hatching Xenomorph? Wow.
>>214579921>first season then.Not so hopeful for S2 not gonna lie.
>>214577572Lmao>>214577743LmaoYou're both redditors. I can tell. You're both likely pushers of the CK groyper plot. It's so easy to tell.
>>214577685Nibs is fucking dead and or irrecoverably broken. Are you all retarded? Your coom queen is fucking dead and the based brother did us all a favour. No more bug-eyed, fish-lipped abomination to be subjected to further. Praise sol. Praise Hermit.
Show should be centered on these 3 going off on space adventures discovering new lifeforms. Kill off everyone else.
>>214577623>Prodigy simpleton is about to be feasted on by occulus and nigger will watchWhy do you think Kirsh trapped Morrow? To then let his boss get eye-balled? You're all so fucking retarded with your "reeee tech bros are evil and stupid bro"
>>214579988>megabot>killed by 2 shoulder bullets
>>214579941Morrow went from a badass to a retard in one episode
>>214577919fun fact about jews: they can't actually smilethey can only bare teeththe moar you know!
Bro's there's 1 episode left, can oculus save the series?
>>214580059>woman>mega powers>still dies like a retardMany such cases lmao
>>214580065He was still a retard though like every character in this show. Why didn't he do anything with that recording he found of Boy Kavalier admitting to getting someone to crash the ship into his own city?
>>214579988Nibs is in the EP8 trailer and looks pretty ok to me
Shooting from above, missing it entirely... Also shooting from above and not one hits it. No acid blood spilling on the shooter. What is this trash? Shooting. From. Above. Not. A. Single. Shot. Hit.
>>214578204>I have enjoyed every single episodebecause you're a jaw gapping estronaut sodomite
>>214580098FUCKING BULLSHIT STAY DEAD YOU FISHLIPPED ARTWHORE
>>214578509she's a woman
>>214580082if he implants himself into boy wonder yes
>>214578524they didn't find good enough writers, lol
>>214578204Based retard. I've been enjoying laughing at the dumb shit and pretending its a comedy, because that's the only way to rationalise the decisions any character makes in this show.
>can chew through human ribcage>can't chew through string
>>214580147only viable way to watch this crap
>>214579936>but top private contractors are made up of ex-military veterans.samefag here.since earth is ruled by corporations, then wey-yu sent in their military.
>>214580189>New xeno gets loose on the island without anyone's knowledge, oh shit!>They capture it seconds later
>>214577689It gave the 4th and 5th digits of pi like he asked by stomping his hoof you fucking retard. It couldn't be fucked proving itself further given 9 is a lot of stomps. BK is fucking based and you're all seething because he's not your hur dur all billionaire ceos are dumb caricature you all desperately wanted
>>214580098Hybrid revolution is back on the menu boys
also, the pi thing was so fucking cringe and retarded
>>214580296the pi thing made eye guy pissed, which is cool.the next number was 9, and no way he was gonna stomp 9 times.
>>214580224The entire plotline actually relied on Kirsh finding the tiny chestburster on that massive island before Morrow and somehow he located it within minutes
>>214580241>>214580324>and 5thonly if you're about to give the followingelse if stopping there, it screwed up, because you don't round 3.14159 to 3.1415, but to 3.1416well, it's a moot point, since writers are niggerwits>he's not your hur dur all billionaire ceos are dumb caricaturewhat?but he IS depicted as just that, lol
>>214579475Yay someone gets it. Kirsh and BK let Arthur die because he was insubordinate and used him as bait for Morrow. Simple as. BK and Kirsh stay winning. DEATH TO WENDY AND THE WHORE NIBS.
>>214580336the entire plotline is laughable shit, thoughso there's that
>>214577846>and they JUST WATCH"Don't break the merchandise"Are you deaf faggot?
They should've just dumped all the episodes at once, the longer you spend thinking about the episodes after the fact the worse it gets. Maybe that way they'd at least trick some people into thinking it's good.
>>214580355For that to be true Atom Eins would also have to be in on it, otherwise he would have had Arthur escorted off the island immediately when he fired them. Which means BK would also have to be in on it.
There were marines in alien 2, but here they say earth is ruled by 5 corps. So does this take place before or after?
>>214578023Retard>>214578863Based
This is very concerning for a series with such an insane budget give us slop this episode is just crazy we agree that this is kinoshit but woooow I'm stunned
>>214578222Lmao dumb fuck 4channer thinks he's smarter than Frank Drake
>>214580442women and faggot sensibilities are given way too much breathing room in the writing processsay what you will about Reagan-America hollyjews, but at least they knew how to knit a worthwhile brainless entertainment product
>>214578252>But it'd be so much more fun if that were bluster, if actually he loves Kavalier and just seeks validation and approval even as he knows it's irrational / pathetic.>Like if Kirsch deep down just wants to be praised, to be loved like he was when Kavalier was a little boy; he wants to be Kavalier's favorite toy again and that's why he's doing all of this.>>But it's much easier to write "My one dream... is to kill all humans."Ye have little faith. I have a bit more faith in Hawley now. Wendy is a cunt and needs to die. Nibs is a cunt and needs to die. Curly, Kirsh, Hermit And BK and OCT/MIDGE all need to sail off into the sunset ala the last crusade to LinkedIn Park.
>>214578276Cope soma faggot
>>214578478Unfathomably based materialist. I wish I could be your discord buddy as long as you're not a tranny. I will not assassinate anyone for you.
>>214578478>Yann LeCun. He doesn't have any internal monologue at all and he's a top AI researcher.no wonder ai is so shit, lol
>>214580708>implying there is anyone on any discord server, except trannies and their underage victims
>>214579163>If it's all meaninglessYou can find meaning without needing to justify why you're alive and able to experience the universe with your senses. Why do you need a reason why you're here? (I'm not the other anon you were speaking to but he's right about everything else).
>>214578510Anon, I'm sorry, but the 250 million dollar budget just couldn't allow it. Ms Chndler needed her fee as she won't be able to get further work after Variety exposed her as a molesting paedophile and we promised her dad to set her up for life. Sorry again, sweaty.
>>214580801>Why do you need a reason why you're here?because it shortcuts the need to find meaning in anything elseie out of laziness and fragilitywhich is why most religious pypo are religious, duh
>>214578732Nib lover is seething our boy BTFO the roastie
>>214580384>Which means BK would also have to be in on it.Yes, BK was in on it. That's what I said. He's been protecting his boss from day one.
>>214580924So now that she's been hit by the phaser stun beam, she's free use huh?
>>214581041yeah, but use the rear entry onlythere's gear to crush your dick, in the front ones
>>214580338>but he IS depicted as just that, lolIs he? He BTFO everyone. Morrow and his slanteyed boss. Kirsh&BK&MIDGE FOREVER. DEATH TO THE SYNTH WHORES AND LAME XENOS.
>>214581112>He BTFO everyoneonly out of chutzpah (arrogance)and they're all retards too, lol
>>214580338Only if you're a dumb nigger who can't comprehend infinity and the need for accuracy. NASA uses 15 decimal places for planetary navigation. Can you imagine how many is necessary for interstellar travel? Memorisation of a high number of decimal places of pi is a sign of high intelligence and has computational significance. Imagine being this owned by a fictional ceo lmao. You're the kind of faggot who thinks they're smarter than Elon and he's just a lucky nepo baby or some retarded-ass reddit-brained sheep shit.
make a new thread plz
>>214580853>which is why most religious pypo are religious, duhYes but they never admit it which is why I always probe them to see if I'll finally, hopefully, be pleasantly surprised.
>>214581282there is one >>214580128
>>214581266>but I'z have you know I'z be a niggermonkey too!!if the eye thing wasn't intending to give the 6th digit, it should have rounded to 3.1416 and shat on the floor before being asked the 6th, if it was that cleveralso, it likely had to change base too, since its species probably doesn't count in base 10particularly since rounding up properly is nothing, next to such a base changebut who are the niggerwitted writers kidding? they just impressed themselves by vaguely understanding the concept of constant ratio (they prbly needed a consultant to try and dumb it down for them, at that), but expecting moar from these monkeys would be pushing it real hard>thinks they're smarter than Elonobviously, not very hard, lolI know estronaut sodomites like you think he's tony stark, but he's just a mkultra'd jewish actor on copious amounts of drugs, sodomy and rothschild credit line, same as epstein, lmao
