WARP SPEED, DONT RAINBOW READ ME EditionAHHHHHHHPreviously on /trek/: >>214967261
star trek sex with shran
what a gay op
it's crazy how much of a voice Rene puts on for Odo like where else do you see that level of voice acting in a live performance
its kinda weird ds9 has multiple episodes humanizing the jem hadar but doesnt end up using them to topple the dominion
>>214978499Worf does it and so does Gowron.
>>214978499i've seen him in other shows, he doesnt 'put on a voice'. he naturally sounds like that, scowl included.
>>214978518I really wanted to see a civil war between the Alpha and Gamma Jem'Hadar.
>>214978530no he doesn't I was watching his bts videos and he sounds totally different. his normal speaking voice is not gruff.
>>214978530It’s funny how he and Nana Visitor were semi-regulars on Matlock. I love Matlock
>>214978518Every time they get close to breaking through, the Jem'Hadar are always like well shit man, I was bred this way and I can't feel anything else. I kind of like how it might be impossible to completely redeem & save a species from slavery, kind of in tune with the DS9 vibes.It's why I hate the idea of a half Jem'Hadar/Klingon woman. Like we don't even have confirmation they have fucking genitals or any other way to breed outside of breeding tanks. I swear nutrek doesn't watch any old shit at all.
>>214978518Vorta were more likely to go into business for themselves and Jem'Hadar were actually even more enslaved than they were. they were easier to sympathize with to the audience I suppose but I didn't see anything suggesting they would willingly help fight against the Dominion
>>214978578>MATLOCK!
>>214978555maybe he only does it while acting? i've seen him in several roles where no matter who he plays, its odo.i cant say i've gone out of my way to watch this guy so you you have any other instances and links, post em
>>214978579a FAT half Jem'Hadar/Klingon woman
>yes we still use flip charts in the 23rd century. Stop asking about it.
>>214978625I'll upload the thing I was watching later and you can judge. it's short. he's talking about how his kids taught him star trek lore when he got the part
>>214978622well there was the entire episode of the Jem Hadar mutant that was immune to the addiction of white that wanted to free his people
>>214978625>>214978555https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7FDtkb8u0s
>>214978622I really think people often miss the aspect that DS9 ends with the Dominion kind of calming down but the various species still view the Changelings as gods and that never stops. The one Weyoun turns to Odo for help because he is a God to him, he is completely enraptured.
Voyage has bored the hell out of me. I think I'm about three seasons in and I have barely watched it because I put on an episode and get bored and do something else while it plays.
>>214978659Vorta are more variable was my entire point. for example Keevan being a devious little fuck and then even in the episode you're talking about 7 is like>whatever fine we can kill Odo just don't tell the Jem'Hadar he's on the ship
>>214978688welcome to the realization that voyager is ass
>>214978688Literally meI dropped it a while ago but I feel like I should finish it even if it didn't really hold my attention
>>214978691I think it could have been good if we went from Pulaski to Selar as the CMO, inverting the previous dynamic with her getting along with Data better than everyone else
>>214978708>>214978714Is part of the problem that I jumped into it after finishing DS9? I guess they wanted go back to an adventure of the week type thing but I'm not sure if it's the writing that's off or my expectations have shifted after DS9.
>>214978625>>214978653here. he struck me as sounding really calm and nice and totally different.https://litter.catbox.moe/2yxk9n.webm
>Before your primate brain is too badly damaged to understand, I want to thank you for helping us destroy your world.
>>214978757I’m guessing Vulcans don’t make good doctors, at least not for human patients. Too blunt
>>214979026what if there was a Vulcan doctor with incredible bedside manner because she used her Vulcan powers of intense focus and autism to perfectly feign warmth and giving a fuck towards her patients?
>>214979064Can they do that? The only example that I can think of that’s even close is when Tuvok learned the power of laughter, and that was some sort of traumatic brain space injury or something
>>214979105they can. remember they are they are through discipline. no reason they couldn't apply that to other things.
>>214979124are the way they are*
>>214979124But they just never do? I don’t believe you
>>214979154it would be unusual for sure but that's why it would be neat. besides I think as the show went on everyone pretty much forgot that Vulcans do have emotions like everyone else and consciously suppress them and it became just "Vulcans don't have emotions"
Fresh OC
>>214979210>I think they should just break all canon and make Vulcans let their hair down every once and a while, as a treat I’m glad you didn’t write for Star Trek
>>214979277literally not what I said. I'm glad you think you can read
>>214979293Nobody forgot that they were suppressing intense emotions. They address it in every show that has a Vulcan main character. Spock’s dad on TNG, Tuvok on Voy, T’Pol on Ent. You’re just dumb my dude
Court Martial is so fucking good brostop 5 TOS episode for me
>>214978422So I watch a show called GunBuster recently. It mentions time dilation and how if you travel at speeds such as sonic boom in space for a period of time that the time from Earth will be different from the time on the ship.IE if we left earth and headed to neptune on a ship at the speed of sound it would take us maybe 6months to arrive. However on earth 5-8 years would of passed because time changes from one to the other.I had to check and found out time dilation is actually true and it effects astronauts but it's only at around 0.05% because there not in a singular moving state as if warping.So star trek is kinda ruined to me now knowing this. Everytime a ship warps they should be losing time back on earth or from other ships
>>214979321no they didn't literally forget they just made them more of cartoon characters and using it for punchlines than exploring the inner conflict it could cause like with Spock and Sarek. forgive me if some illiterate faggot calling me dumb doesn't bother me.
>>214978796It’s mostly the writing, the characters and aliens on Voyager are just blander, except for The Doctor.
>>214979336You retard, the speed of sound isn't even fast enough to achieve escape velocity.
does sound even travel in space? don't you need air for that?
>>214979336Star Trek isn’t hard sci-fi and has never pretended to be.
>>214978472Kino lineup tonight!
>>214979439Blacks in spaceOf high ranking positions Anon I know it's not serious
I dont like Court Martial because both of the lawyers are infuriating
>>214978796mixture of bad writing, bad directing, and worse actors
>>214979371>my preposition is both wrong and preposterous >you’re illiterate You dumb, it’s fine, we get it
>Doctor what did you think of my Kirk/Finney fanfic?>I don't like it ma'am.>BuT iS iT PosSiBlE?>...Yes it's possible.>I REST MY CASECardassian trials are more coherent.
>>214979627A court martial shouldn't be perfectly consistent with a civilian law trial
replicate those snacks (ten forward closes soon). its trek time!
>>214979670>The box tips over, crushing him and destroying the model
>>214978472Second Skin is probably the most kino Kira episode ever made.
>Look up the Dominion War on Memory Alpha>Cardassia lost over 7 million soldiers during the war, MA refers to that as heavy losses>This is fewer than the 8-11 million soldiers the Soviet Union lost in WWII, a war on a single planet.Sci-fi writers really don’t have a proper sense of scale. Unless they figured that much higher but more logical numbers of deaths wouldn’t be accepted by the audience.
>>214978472Second skin vs face of evil? Which do you think is the superior episode?
>>214979769you're blaming the wrong writers. when they make an ep and say "cardaissia killed 11 million", thats only true for that ep. its only later, probably what youre reading now, that they try to add real numbers and stuff and try to work the story into place
>>214978579Currently watching 'To The Death' and it's kino. I wish the writers did more with them.
Jem'Hadars....had a hard life hey do you think after Odo rehabilitated the Founders they gave that one planet the cure for that blight they inflicted on them? probably not...
>>214980030Obedience brings victory.And victory is life.
>>214980030Bashir already cured them.
alright guys, I'm watching TNG S2 E15, "Pen Pals". Wish me luck.
>>214980113aka "Fuck the Prime Directive"
>>214979336>So star trek is kinda ruined to me now knowing this. Everytime a ship warps they should be losing time back on earth or from other shipsThe trick they use to get around that is that the ship isn't moving faster than light. The bubble is, and there is no time dilation for bubbles moving through subspace. Think about putting a screen protector on your phone and squeezing out the air bubbles.
>>214980054wrong, he vaccinated themanyone infected was still fucked
~got my hasperat and my jumja stick~
>>214978796from what I understand the entire production staff were just burnt the fuck out
>>214979336>sonic boom in space>literally one deviation from modern science is enough to ruin a show for you>assuming that FTL travel must necessarily be bound by relativistic effectsActually yeah, you should stop watching. Star Trek isn't really for peanut-brains like you
Kaiko is exquisite.Miles is a lucky man.
>>214979239based
Shit I started late. But FREIGHTER EPISODE LESGO
>>214979371Don't worry anon, I understood what you meant, and I agree the mobileposter is illiterate and dumb
>>214980365~i'm an unappreciated man~
>>214980686thank you.
>>214980125>be Data>attempt to murder a guy with a voron phase disruptor but get ported out milliseconds before you can >shamelessly disregard the prime directive because fuck you, that’s why Early seasons Data was a badass.
>>214979769You have to remember that star trek exists in an utopian future.By today's standard's WW1 and WW2 era losses are crazy, but at the time they were acceptable.In the future, today's losses will be deemed crazy and unacceptable.By the time of DS9, losing an amount of soldiers similar to one of the bloodiest conflicts in (human) history would be horrific by comparison.
~me and your mother were secret lovers ~ LOVERS ~
>>214979428OMG, is that a real question? You have to go back.
why was worf such a prick to his son
>>214980868Tough love is the Klingon way. I wonder if nursing babies was the reason for the boob windows.
>>214980868>massive Klingaboo>brags to Guinan that only a Klingon woman is good enough for him>the only women interested in him are two half-humans and a TrillLooking at the boy he sired with a half-human is a constant reminder of his failure. Mr. Woof is a deeply self-loathing individual.
>>214980868because he never wanted him in the first place and Worf is very immature and self absorbed
>>214980891Its literally not, family friends of Worfs father talk about how caring and encouraging Mogh was to Worf growing upAnd Martok does the same with Alexander on his ship Worf is just a faggot to Alexander
>>214980900>Mr. Woof is a deeply self-loathing individual.and what's why I love what DS9 did work Alexander because even though he had a terrible father that instilled a inferiority complex into him he ended up being his own man and embracing how he is even if it's not anyone's idea of a perfect Kilngon
>>214979428>does sound even travel in space? don't you need air for that?For sound to travel you need a medium, yes. Theoretically sound could travel in a nebula or in the atmosphere of a gas giant. Converting sound to EM radiation via tribolumescence of generation of a light or radio signal could theoretically be converted back to sound on the other side - that's how radio and TV works - but that is not what you are thinking of.Sound would probably travel in the mutara nebula.
I'm an unappreciated manBack when I was in commandI tried to curry favorBy abolishing child laborBut did that please the Bajorans? (NO!)They still hated the CardassiansAlthough I used a gentler hand I reduced the output quotasI had the kindest motivesBut still they thwarted all my plans
>>214981045it's honestly such a fucking banger
>>214981045>>214981058post the link pls I think I missed that one
>>214981143https://vocaroo.com/17HmnJu6zmcU
>>214981038Even so, that speed is not the same as the colloquial "speed of sound" the idiot op was probably talking about. Sound (rather vibrations) have a different speed through different mediums, so speed of sound in atmosphere is likely different than "speed of sound through nebula"
>>214978472>Heart of GloryOne of the rare episodes where they let Worf put one of his plans into action instead of cutting him off immediately.
CARDY KIRA EPISODE HERE WE GOOOOFUCKING KINO
>>214981045>>214981058so glad I didn't keep it as an actual waltz
How we feeling tonight?
stop trying to pretend anyone cares about your slopposts
>>214980868The real reason: They weren't gonna give the kid more screen time.
>>214981252can i tell you my favorite parts it's:>I know its flavorless goo>You know the war wasn't my fault and the last chorus where he's snapped
>>214981284I loved that movie as a kid I thought it was the funniest thing ever
Living in space seems like it would suck.
>>214981338It totally would once the novelty wears off. It’d be like living in an undersea base.
>>214981194I think one can assume he's using "speed of sound" i.e. "speed of sound in earth's atmosphere" as a reference, as a unit of measurement
>the weight of just a dude falling from a standing position is enough to shatter the walkways RIGHT NEXT TO THE WARP COREThat's a disaster just waiting to happen
>>214981376So, you're saying there would be a black Stormy?
>>214981393good thing they caught it this episode and likely replaced it in the future. this only happened in the first year voyage of the enterprise, right?
>>214981194Nta but he was probably talking about the equivalent speed of sound of space itself as a warp bubble moves, although Einstein helped demonstrably discredit the theory that space was a medium analogous to a fluid but instead was more of a topological manifold. That said, with ftl travel, who really knows?
>>214978422My friend and I were talking about Genesis in TNG which got me thinking - what are the good spooky Trek episodes?
>>214981419YesLol I was also thinking of Sealab.
>>214981452Catspaw
>>214981452Empok Nor
>>214981452where silence has lease spooked me as a kid nagilum's uncanny valley face did most of the heavy lifting there thothere was also that episode where the security lady phases halfway through the floor, what a grim way to go ._.
>>214981452What is that episode where Beverly fucks a ghost?
>>214981580Sub RosaThis isn't Jeopardy!
Garak wearing the stone ground mustard
>>214981611What if it was?
>>214981668Would unironically play Fortnite if they added TNG skins
>>214981504>where silence has lease spooked me as a kidI still find this one spooky. Such an overwhelming force. And like you said, uncanny.
>>214981683Who would you have do the swastika dance? I would pick Wesley.
It is time to admit it. Pulaski was a better and more entertaining character than Crusher. The only thing better about Crusher is she is bangable in the way a middle age wine aunt is.
>>214981758i like Crusher's sexual tension with Picard
It is time to admit it. Anon was a better and more entertaining shitposter than BF. The only thing better about BF is she is bangable in the way a middle age wine aunt is.
>>214981770only a thing in season 1barely pops up in the show later
I love the Cardassian plan within a plan
>>214981792spoons within spoons
is it Gal-or or Gay-lor?
I wanna lick Kira's spoon
>>214981758>The only thing better about Crusher is she is bangable in the way a middle age wine aunt isJust have a dozen drinks and Pulaski will look like pic related
>>214981792FUCK the Spoonheads. If you ask me, we should message Admiral Janeway and tell her they are hoarding coffee on Cardasia Prime.
>>214981894I would actually kill a dude for a cup of Jamacian Blue Mt. I had a cup of black coffee in Kyoto one time made in a perculator that was better than sex.
>>214981758she was kinda female Bones but still great
what's Garak's kill count on this show?
>>214981782Which anon are you talking about?
>>214981930Have you tried the Yemeni stuff yet?
there are unironically people itt that will look at this >>214981782 and say it's a woman and not an obvious tranny
>>214978422laLance reddick should have taken the place of lavar Burten in picard season 3.
>>214982070redacted, classified, and unknown
>>214982200Is >>214981782 supposed to be Bashirfaggot?
>>214982407yes
>>214981930Have you tried having sex with a woman yet?
>>214982200homely women exist
Ugly ass trans faggot.
>>214981758Nah, fuck that old crone bitch.
>>214981175thank youthis slaps
>>214981930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXp75UhPzdk
>>214981792Who has better plans-within-plans Planception: Cardassians or Romulans?
>>214982070He could tell you, but then he’d have to kill you.
>>214982660romulans have so may plans within plans that they end up tripping over themselves and spilling all their spaghettispoonheads seem to not go so far with it, so their plans end up being more effective
>>214982685why its not like he hides it. I just want a tally of how many people he kills on screen. I think we're up to like 4 so far
Star Trek is so cool.
>>214982772Who are the four?
>>214982480You leave my best agent alone.or don't, I'm not your real dad
>>214982800Entek those guys in the Founder simulation uhhh that one other guy whose name I forgot who lied to him about going back to Cardassiaand I think some Maquis or something
hello how was your day, /trek/?
>>214980868Worf is a prick to everyone.Imagine a Japanese kid born in the United States and raised by a loving White couple. As he grows up he feels like he doesn't belong so he starts reading about the ancient Samurai and starts thinking and acting like one.Then once he's an adult he travels back to Japan and sees they're nothing like they were in the stories he read. They're corrupt as fuck and a disappointment.That's pretty much Worf and why he's such a prick.
>>214982911mmm ro
>>214982939As a 1st generation child of immigrants, the experience is 100% accurate.
>>214982939don't you ever wish you could just live naked amongst the trees like your ancestors? every single day I think about running away into the forest and living off berries and nuts or doing viking stuff, raiding coastlines and burning villages
>>214982955My father was a disappointment and his father was a disappointment. All we can do is learn from their failures and be better men than they were.Qapla'!
>>214982939Yeah but Worf actually helps the Empire later on, becomes a big shot there, and in true Star Trek fashion, he becomes the change he wants to see
>>214982911Day wasn't very good. But I spent the night watching the trek block and posting on here and cuddling with my cat which made it a pretty nice night.
>>214979336Space isn't even real dumb ass
>>214982939>claims to be proud noble honorable warrior klingon>can't handle raising a child>repeatedly abandons him>child turns out all fucked up>blames childWhat did Mr. Woof mean by this?
>>214982982No. I'm too soft and enjoy my creature comforts too much to go back to the old ways.But your first lesson is this:'Viking' is a verb not a noun. They said they were going 'viking' which meant raiding, looting, pillaging, raping, etc.
>>214982911Bad, gonna have to run deanna_rough in the holodeck drunk again
>>214983036When we eventually develop commercial and private citizen spaceflight, I'm going to track down people like you and throw you out an airlock without a suit.
>>214983065hrmph. your lesson will my viking sword through your soft skull
>>214983112Close enough.
>>214983065>'Viking' is a verb not a noun. They said they were going 'viking' which meant raiding, looting, pillaging, raping, etc.Which they didn't do that often. The show Vikings was surprisingly accurate
>>214983024trek is good, cats are better>>214983073>anon, the ship's computer has notified us your holodeck prompts have repeatedly violated the guidelines
>You can't call it cum or ask to see the ass, you have to call it thin mayo and tell it to show off the rear. It's all about finding a workaround, Commander. I can give you some of my prompts if you want.
>>214981788They had a whole episode later on where they were mindlinked and they mutually friendzoned each other. It was gay.
>>214982911Earring. Now.
>>214983378Lol. Take my pips, you’ve earned them
>>214982911got sick and now it feels like ro is squishing my skull between her thighs
>>214983719Getting sick typically feels awful, not heavenly
>>214981175>what's this, a broken piece of fork?>et tu, Sisko, betrayer Ben?>you twist the knife with lots of torquekekthe lyrics can be clunky, but endearingly so
>>214978637Probably more secure that way. The only way to get access to the information is to get access to the physical object. Now I actually kind of want a scene where the highest security, ultra-secret orders are hand written on paper and delivered by courier using a routine personnel exchange as cover for the drop. "No reference to them exists, or can ever be permitted to exist, in any database or computer storage. No reference will be made in any transmission. Eyes only, burn after reading."
Did anyone else get lowkey chills when when Captain Pike was speaking to Kirk for the first time about the responsibilities of command. I love being able to see the history and how Pike was a mentor to Kirk.
>>214981758If Polaski is a full commander does that mean she can serve as a bridge command officer like Dr. Crusher did and eventually Troi did?
>>214983999Makes sense, but still seems weirdly anachronistic. Surely they’d have come up with something cooler by then, and you have to print shit like that on a computer of some kind anyway. Nice digits btw
>>214984450Why do you post this in every thread, along with the "look at that viewscreen" post?
>>214983112Are they doing Beowulf?
>>214984579Ok what about this scene? Kirk and Spock meeting for the first time with Uhura observing. Fucking I was feeling all the vibes Bros! I was getting skin orgasms during this first meeting!
>>214984579he's an indian shill who gets 0.0005 rupees and a picture of a white woman's toes every time he does
>>214984579>Founder Admiral Odo preparing to lead the final offensive against the s*lid menace
>>214983920Is this where the Federation and Gorn struck an alliance?
>>214984911benchod
>>214984579He's a changeling! Brightly greet him with lead! Nullify the nemesis fucking shits!
>>214984474How does that work with a doctor who is pledged to do no harm but the commander's test includes ordering your crew mates to their deaths.
>>214985922you have to "do harm" by cutting into people to perform surgery, just as you have to "do harm" by sending one guy to die to save the rest of the ship. it's a "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one" situation
>>214979336The relativistic physics that leads to time dilation is the same that usually stops things being able to travel faster than light. Warp drive gets around the latter so it probably eliminates or reduces time dilation too. In fact, in The Cage, warp is called "time warp" perhaps in reference to time dilation
>>214978637Oh shit, is that Odo?
>>214984585Just O'Brien larping as the king of Ireland.
>>214984585That's Kim
So anons you open up Ezri's pantsu drawer. What sort of underwear do you find?
>>214978579Were there Jem'Hadar women in DS9? I thought they were an entire species of mass produced lizard men, sort of like the clone troopers in Star Wars. Why would the founders bother to make a weaker foot soldier
>>214988202There's no underwear in space
>>214982982Be careful what you wish for.
>>214982982This image needs to be remade so it shows Quark and Garak.
>>214988121me after interacting with people who like nutrek
>>214988258>Were there Jem'Hadar women in DS9?No>I thought they were an entire species of mass produced lizard men, sort of like the clone troopers in Star WarsThey are>Why would the founders bother to make a weaker foot soldierThey wouldn'tThere were probably women of their race at some point, but they became obsolete once the founders started using the species as cannon fodder
>>214988799Don't start that again. You won't like how it ends.
>>214988838oh no don't soil your nappy
I am growing increasingly fatigued watching everything around me slowly wither away and turn into pale imitations of itself. Whenever something good comes out, it's almost always revealed that the people behind it don't actually know what they're doing, and it progressively gets ruined the longer it exists. They don't realize when they've made bad decisions, they make no effort to stop making the bad decisions, and they refuse to listen to people who understand the situation and who tell them how to fix it, because acknowledging those people as anything other than "the haters" would mean acknowledging that they themselves were wrong about something.I'm just so tired of it all, bros. Do you think ancient romans felt the same way watching their empire slowly crumble?
>>214986404Clontarf sounds like a made up creature in star trek
>>214989016Your experience is not unique. It's called "getting old". Mercifully, at about the point the entire world becomes intolerable, you die from old age. And don't forget that, at the time it was in production, TOS was considered a ratings failure by the network, and canceled after 2 seasons, because the same perceptions you're attributing to modern media were attributed to TOS at the time.
>>214978637>>214983999If I was in the far distant future where no one uses paper anymore, I would damn sure pay more attention if someone pulled up with a fucking flipboard.
>>214989222False equivalence - TOS was actually good, so much so that not only was there was a fan campaign to get it back on the air, it actually worked, and it paved the way for a quality franchise that spanned almost 40 years of television.
>>214989275Ehh TOS begins to start to fall apart in the second half of S2 and S3 is, well, S3
>if you genetically engineer your kid into a super genius with perfect reflexes you only get 2 years in a federation prison (theyre incredibly nice)Sounds like a worthwhile trade desu
>>214989247This is something that nu-trek could have addressed because they had all this holographic tech in Discovery shown everywhere, like something must have or could have happened story-wise that forced the Federation to refit its ships to scale it back, like it may have been easy for enemies to take advantage of or something.
>>214989138Clontarf sounds like some sort of pill that can't be handled by pregnant women or else it will cause birth defects. Side effects of Clontarf™ include: dry eyes, suicidal ideation, uncontrollable diarrhea, testicular torsion, erectile dysfunction, tinnitus, and in some users, gangrene. Please discontinue use of Clontarf™ if you experience any of these symptoms and contact your doctor.
>>214989420B-BUT EUGENICS IS BAD BECAUSE... IT JUST IS!!!!!!
>>214989420you also have like a 50/50 chance of it going wrong not to mention even if it does go right they are barred from certain occupations
>>214989771didnt stop julian
>>214989937because he lied and their was a whole case when he was found out come on anon you know this
>>214983920>the lyrics can be clunky, but endearingly sothere's a certain poetry where the spoonhead accuses the man who repaired the comms with a fork of twisting the knife
what is the general consensus on the episode " yesterday's enterprise"?
>>214990326I think it's pretty well received. As far as time travel episodes go, I really don't mind it.
>>214990326Everyone loves it, and they ought to.
oh data is in trouble!!!!
>>214990326its great
>>214990404CLANKER FUCKING SHITS
Would you fuck an android?
TOS - still talked about 56 years after it was cancelled TAS - mostly remembered fondly 51 years after it was cancelled TNG - still talked about 31 years after it ended DS9 - still talked about 26 years after it ended VOY - still talked about 24 years after it endedENT - still talked about 20 years after it was cancelled What kind of impact has nutrek left?STD - forgotten about a year after it "ended" (cancelled)PIC - people "liked" S3 but it's mostly become irrelevant LDS - extremely niche and forgotten about a year after it "ended" (cancelled)PRO - forgotten about two years after it was cancelledSNW - the novelty wore off and people have realized it's a glib facsimile
thats not a mekleth thats a d'k tahg, ffs ent why must you be so stupid
>>214990562no one talks about ent
>>214990683we spent all last thread talking about it
>>214990694that would imply that you're somehow not misfiring neurons being interpreted as an image board in my mind
poor riker got sexually assaulted
weyoun
>>214990840shut up weyoun
>live an extremely privileged life on board the flagship of the fleet>become the one singular exception to the no child on the bridge rule>become acting ensign for no reason>god like entity comes from nowhere and tells you that you're special>go to starfleet academy with a recommendation from the Captain of the flagship of the fleet>get some one fucking killed>lie to the inquiry board about it several times>only come clean right at the literal last second and only after the captain of the flagship, who is essentially your surrogate father at this point, gives no choice in the matter>only punishment is having to redo a year (oh no)>come back>act like a shithead to everyone who, for some reason, still cares about you>ragequit after endangering the people who care for you despite the fact they were only doing their job and trying to protect and help the people he wants to "save">is the literal setup for the entire maquis factionis there any worse character in all of trek? as ive been rewatching I was thinking that wesley is not so bad as I remember and then this fucking episode
>>214990651>mfw thinking bout dat freight
>>214990849yes, Founder
>>214990933>God appears and shows you your true potential>Grow up and fail miserably
>>214990933The tragic part is that Wil Wheaton's performance was good in spite of this. Imagine what Wesley could have been if he had Jake-tier writing
>>214979336How the fuck did I miss this last night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afhMMcAHlKw
>>214991217remember when wil had a crashout about this on twitter and then patrick said " shut up wil
>>214981175can't wait for the fucking winn track
this goofy fuck is hilarious who does this?>walk in on someone having breakfast>toast?>ah nowhat if she says yes he just gives her a piece of his toast and awkwardly stands their eating it in silence? he does this all the time, in his quarters eating cheese, t'pol walks in>cheese?>ah no
>>214991306wait really?
>>214991433he offers it because he knows she will reject it
Somebody posted this in the other thread and I could write a fucking essay on this, but you would need to first understand the differences between the 0079 anime and the MSG novels, how much of a freak bitch Yoshiyuki "Sayla's nipples are pink" Tomino is, and how to actually translate the name Shaa.
Nig Nog
>>214991466thats almost worse, what is the point? its like he heard you offer someone tea or coffee when they visit but never got the memo you don't offer someone the meal you are currently eating
>>214991433I'd offer her my length
the point is that Archer is a dumb retard in many, many ways
>>214991511>10 centimeters is insufficient
its funny we could make a real working com badge right now with current technology
>>214991511comes in on archer jerking off>dick?>no, thank you
I kinda wanna see a world where dukat got a redemption arcDo we only love him because he was such a diehard villain?
>>214991628We love him because he was nuanced and played by an extremely charismatic actor that made him fun
>>214991531look a the way he sits in bed, t'pol won't tell him what shes doing so he goes to his room and bounces the ball off his wall like a 13yr old sulking because he wasn't allowed to play on his switch or something, he's an overgrown child, its kinda adorable but in that down syndrome way
>>214990326An episode so good that impressed Piller and co so much it got Behr hired as showrunner for DS9
>>214991670water polo is such a spoiled brat sport to be into too it all just fits
>>214991628Imagine the Bajoran butthurt if he died saving Bajor :^)
there can't be any Dukat redemption arc because it would have to involve him realizing what he did wrong and I don't want that for him
>>214991714he even ignores t'pol and looks around her to watch the game so she has to step in front of it so he'll pay attention its literally spoiled teenager behavior
>>214991560>real working com badgeFameTek Star Trek combadge, it works but its kinda buggy
>>214991792how old are those? cause anymore most wireless ear buds have most if not all of the functionality of one other than a teleport beacon
>>214991628>I kinda wanna see a world where dukat got a redemption arcI feel like that's what Damar's arc was supposed to be
>>2149918792016, they more recently came out with a sec 31 black badge maybe that works better but who the fuck wants that?
>>214991879ok did a bit more digging their is a proper tng one that came out in 2021 thats suppose to fix the bugs and work correctly but the only review I can find is sponsored by the company so take it with a grain of salt
>>214991628>kinda wanna see a world where dukat got a redemption archence the rock opera, if you gotta do it right you gotta do it yourself
Given how BADLY Picardo voices his lines as The Doctor in STO, I imagine Starfleet Academy is going to be no better.>he talks very slowly, dragging out every word>none of the frantic energy of the Doctor at all>none of his brusqueness or curt mannerActors are retards, huh.
>>214992150>Actors are retards, huh.No shit, did you watch Stewart's acting in PIC?
>>214992204the only actor in PIC who acted right was michael dorn
>>214992228Dorn and Burton took it seriously despite the materialEveryone else was just acting as their usual every day selvesStewart was acting like Joe Biden
>>214992260yea I guess Burton did ok too
>>214992364thats cause burton is just an awesome guy
nigga heil wheaton!
>>214991486Kek
>>214990977It wasn't like he stayed a manlet, I think he is 5'10 or 5'11, but he sure as shit didn't grow into a 6'2 Chad.
>>214992150What is it with these actors like Picardo and Dinklage mailing it in on voice roles? They are getting paid a good deal of money to do a good professional job!
>>214992260I can't stand Brent Spiner anymore when he tries to break away from being Data, he's just a hammy prima donna
>>214992665under 6 foot is manlet
FACT the bridge of the enterprise D is the best bridge
quite petite with the most exquisite feet
>>214992712exception: bob wheeler
>>214992734you mean voyager
>>214992937no i mean enterprise d if i could have my room have any color scheme i would pick that one its so comfy
>>214992966whats stopping you
>>214992998i am no interior designer and i do not possess the funds to pay someone to do so
>>214978637>>214983999Odo gave that briefing to the president while the Romulan ambassador was in the room. They knew he would report that to his government. He knew they knew. They knew he knew they knew. The Federation were trying to use the Romulans to Jew the Klingons for the Federation's benefit and the Romulans were deciding which side to Jew, the Klingons or the Federation.
>>214978578I noticed that too. Nana is in 3 different Matlock episodes if I'm not mistaken
Tuvok Finally Gets His Chance...And ends up making himself look like a total asshole.https://youtu.be/tEXHbH-dcg4
>>214993340Tim Russ is genuinely one of the nicest guys in Star Trek, he's just got a bad case of social media TDS.I love the Shatman but he is way more of a "jerk" than Tim Russ who was a Trek fan before he was cast in anything and genuinely loves and respects the material so much that he's done fan projects for like 0 money to help them out.
>>214991217this is like the Lower Decks humor that /trek/ hates
>>214993379>12 years ago>lower decksanon are you retarded
>>214993372https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ7TnQBSV00
>>214993399NTA but that toilet humor haha buttcheeks haha PENIS kind of humor has been around a lot longer than 12 years
>>214992665>I think he is 5'10 or 5'11I doubt it, SJU is 5'2". Picard, Data and Gerdi are all manlets so it kind of skews the perspective.
>>214993445How many sexual opportunities has this guy wasted due to being a complete beta
>>214993437but that video doesnt have any of that?
>>214993487I didn't watch it but I assumed that was what the other guy was talking about. I guess he's retarded too.
>>214993505It's that one toontroon who's eternally butthurt because he's the only one who can stomach lezzie dykes
>>214993445Kek
>>214978472Desert Crossing... The "terrorists" were the Palestinians.
>>214993791Palestinians don't play lacrosse
>>214993445Why is he hover handing his wife?
>>214993856michael dorn doesnt allow him to touch her before hand
>>214993901Based worf
>>214993791palestinians are terrorists, anon
>>214994086Yeah. Sure they are...Shut up, BiBi.
>>214994250sorry what I meant to say is that all Muslims are inherent prone to violence, and all of them either commit acts of terrorism or support it.
>>214990326I like it, however I dislike that they used it to bring Tasha back as her own daughter the Romulan. That’s just dumb
>>214990933>you smell nice
>>214994367You've simply been brainwashed. Bet you didn't even know that nearly half of all Palestinians are Christians. Of course most of them, both Christians and Muslims, are dead now. The majority of the survivors being women and children, who remain the targets of bloodthirsty Israelis hatred and illegal occupation.
>>214994538>Of course most of them, both Christians and Muslims, are dead now.wait what? Obviously you don't mean historically but you certainly can't mean since 2023 either, since only like 50-60k total Palestinians have died? Could you please elaborate.
Did the baker die? Should we call someone? I can’t do it, too retarded
>Damar, pull up those stats
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