Vaguely Lesbian editionPrevious >>215006869
>>215010872hell yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfnthfR8qHkIt's a must watch.
>>215010872The next one needs to be a Halloween VHS edition to get all the takes.
>>215010894You can post your take(s) right here and now
>>215010887>Filters>Dolby>Perfect
>>215010872
>>215010887I have had this movie on my hard drive for like 5 years because I saw this image from the movie and was intrigued but I forgot about it completely until now. Now I will watch this movie this October for sure. That hat really does look like the Griffith/Femto helm. >>215010894Watching this tonight, will present my take to the class post-haste.
>>215010894I'm saving that for closer to Halloween. People are watching it this early?
>>215010947get spooky nigga
>>215010947I feel like it came out later in October last year... I even wrote it down as the 10th this year but must have got that wrong.
>>215010947why wait. i just want to see blood and titties
jesus, that chick in the first segment of vhs was so retarded it made it almost unwatchable
>>215010941Definitely watch Paradise, it's actually so good
>>215011056there was two
>>215010939fucking hell
>>215011056I love the "house appears out of no where and when they enter they can't escape" trope so I'm a bit biased towards it
>>215011109yes but only one of them was extremely annoying
>>215011137it was ok, other than the initial annoyance I really liked it by the end
>>215011162yeah i can agree with that
Carburetors, manThat's what life is all about
Just finished this...Man, I have NEVER watched a single good Giallo. And at the same time, they are a must watch for any /hor/ fag.
why isn't vhs halloween not out on torrents yet
>>215011350>magnet:?xt=urn:btih:>f203647b010d486215e4d6d9a7872d99303081fa
>>215011350I'm watching it right now and I downloaded it an hour agoAlso Fun Size isn't that bad if you're willing to play along with it.
>>215011374thanks, where did you find it? I check yts and 1337 usually>>215011395is Fun Size one of the new segments?
>>215011343It's the best crow vengeance movie, second best crow vengeance movie soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncmCTvJoyDQ
>>215011374>not working for mebloody bitch basterd, fuck you bloody
>>215011421yes it is but its the most polarizing segment
>>215011429>>215000783
>>215011350tomorrow
>>215010918This scene ending and then transitioning to the next morning where I goofy song plays(sung by the leader of the rapist gang) is so incredibly bizarre. The whole movie is fucking weird. I don't know why it so frequently cuts between the two girls being brutalized and slap stick comedy with the cops.
Alright here's my rant at another fucking VHS that could be so easily better>Diet Phantasma wraparoundWhy did this go nowhere?? Did nobody think to add, idk, a twist or a ending of any kind? It was just the same thing repeated. It was entertaining but god damn it's the wrap around people at least TRY TO MAKE IT COUNT.>Coochie Coochie CooEhh it was ok. I could tell it was written by a woman. Good setup but bit of a dead end literally and figuratively.>Ut Supra Sic InfraExcellent setup idea (retracing the steps but not showing what happened the first time). Then in typical VHS style they completely fucked up by just... doing the same thing again at the end as you expect from what you saw at the start? Come on man, give me something cooler than dirty hands.>Fun SizeLike if you asked a 14 year old to retell you a creepypasta they heard from another kid on Roblox. force meme, though I liked the initial setup.>KidprintThis was decent. Wasn't believable that they'd just kill the guy though.>Home HauntFinally a good one!! The father/son battle served no purpose though.Brad Miska if you are reading this, do a V/H/S: 4chan and we'll finally make a good one.
>>215011604Actually I probably oversold the last one and undersold Kidprint. I just like SFX.
Holy shit, why didn't you guys tell me this was so good? It's like horror's best kept secret.
>>215011699you jest
>>215011699it's ok. it's one of those movies where i like sort of everything surrounding the plot, but the plot itself doesn't do much for me.
>>215010872>watching Black Moon>the part when the lead’s underwear fall down TWICE back to backKINO
I suppose this year's V/H/S wasn't as bad as the last few, but that doesn't mean it was a good film
>>215011793I liked the last two segments alot but everything else was just meh.
cmon Zaniacs
You always were a kidder, Steve
>>215012091KEK reminds me of thishttps://youtu.be/agRP0ushMwk
>>215012117kek
Paste this in your mpv config. Removes the deaf shit from subtitles (not pgs because thats not possible) and PROPERLY DOWNMIXES 5.1 and 7.1 audio. Which i guess most people here are watching movies with headphones. And mpvs default downmixing to stereo audio from 5.1 and 7.1 sucks causing low audio in background music etc. I mean theres a massive diffference in 2 channels (headphones) to 5+ channels.--sub-filter-sdh=yes[Downmix_Audio_5_1]profile-cond=get("audio-params/channel-count") >= 5 and get("audio-params/channel-count") < 7profile-restore=copy-equalvolume-max=200af=lavfi="lowpass=c=LFE:f=120,volume=1.6,pan=stereo|FL=0.5*FC+0.707*FL+0.707*BL+0.5*LFE|FR=0.5*FC+0.707*FR+0.707*BR+0.5*LFE"[Downmix_Audio_7_1]profile-cond=get("audio-params/channel-count") >= 7profile-restore=copy-equalvolume-max=200af=lavfi="lowpass=c=LFE:f=120,volume=1.6,pan=stereo|FL=0.5*FC+0.3*FLC+0.3*FL+0.3*BL+0.3*SL+0.5*LFE|FR=0.5*FC+0.3*FRC+0.3*FR+0.3*BR+0.3*SR+0.5*LFE"
>>215012264dont do it this makes mustard gas
I just finished VHS. I'm usually defending these movies but this was dogshitYou could just cut this movie in half and make it one hour instead of two. Literally zero reason for the main plot which should keep you interested in between segments. Most of the segments felt incomplete starting with a good idea and shitting the bed later. The last 2 segments were the most interesting ones and the coochie coochie one was half decent. Overall I'm happy we got some new stories but pretty disappointed
Bleh!
>>215012393Please don't post that ugly thing ever again.
>>215012432It's my job in these troubling times to bring some real horror to /hor/
>>215012370The only memorable one I’ve ever remembered was the “I like you” harpy succubus lady one
>>215011699I saw it in theatres and drug two friends along. I fucking loved it and they disliked it so much they humiliated my over it.
>>215011699isnt this movie some fag shit? Like a metaphor for aids or hiv?
>>215012486Blackula
>>215011699have you heard of hereditary? real hidden gem
>>215010939This is AI shit.
>>215012708Oh my god!! Really?? We couldn't tell! I'm so glad we figured it out we did it reddit!!!
>>215012708Wtf seriously? I've been heckin duped again
>>215012708That's terrible. Vile!
>>215012708I have had it up to here
>when there's no booba in your horror kino
which feet movie is your favorite?
>>215013000Post titkinos or shut the fuck up
>>215013000
>>215013012Yearly reminder that Rhodes did nothing wrong
>>215013000only one pair of tits so far. it's looking grim this year.
This may be controversial but I did NOT masturbate to the part in the new VHS where a bunch of children get tortured to death
>>215010887Needs a 4k restoration and theatrical re-release like Rocky Horror
>>215012117kekCheck out this. It's got its shit moments but also reaches absurd levels of funny
I like found footage but I'm getting sick of the like 30+ minutes of shaky-cam screaming AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH FUCK RUN AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOO AHHHHHH LOOK OUT AHHHHHHHHH NOOOO ones
Is there a movie equivalent?
>knowingly and willfully watching colorized movieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ECPZbFGUY
>>215010872>Vaguely Lesbian editionFor me its this scene
>>215013308lmao based, it’s on the list now
>>215013539Warning there are a few leftist political preaching scenes that are cringe but necessary because otherwise you wouldn't realize this was being genuinely made by leftists and not people mocking them.
Watching this right now. What are you watching/have watched tonight?
>>215013539Be sure to post reaction here. It's a funny movie to watch.
>>215013354https://youtu.be/Tav8EISUhYk?si=8ekH18QV6ErYOVm7My brother and I have been cracking ourselves up with this for the past week.
>>215013560I kinda figured as much but it looks so pants-on-head retarded I’ll stick it out.>>215013582oh I will! I’m sure I’ll be the only guy talking about it in an upcoming /hor/
Complete the currently last movie in The Blackwell Ghost series. There's a 9th coming out eventually. I also watched V/H/S.>The Blackwell Ghost 7 & 8I have 2 main complaints that seem to be directly linked. Both movies now break FF, and he goes for a cinematic look to certain scenes. It all feels out of place given the previous 6 movies were just FF movies with little production value. Other than that, the series has switched from a paranormal investigation series to a true crime investigation one. There's still paranormal shit happening, but its focus is on a serial killer now. I still find it interesting and enjoy the ongoing mystery.>V/H/SI thought it was pretty solid and enjoyed the various shorts. Some were worse than others, but I never thought any were bad or brought down the movie. Now that I saw this one, I have to continue and watch the rest of the series.
>>215013656>V/H/SAre these horror anthology movies? I've been looking for some good ones, so if anybody has any recommendations, throw them my way.
>>215011699Bad movie.>>215013670Tales From the Crypt
>>215013486Do women really lay around and casually masturbate together?
>>215012708Wait, this didn't happen as well?
Ginger Snaps posters need to take their pills and gtfo.
>>215013685>>215013670Tales from the Crypt & Vault of Horror are classics.Trick 'r Treat is a modern fun one.Maybe The Mortuary Collection?>>215013656If you want paranormal crime investigation check out the new movie Strange harvest.V/H/S marathon starting on Spookyvision in about 3 hours.
>>215013850Years from now it's going to come out the ai generated feature length ginger snaps three colours blue mash up woof lesbian cut was not AI and instead handcrafted by a singular ginger snaps obsessive with 35mm prints and a paintbrush
>>215013878I don't really care for anthology horror, but if you're in the mood for it, you can also add Black Sabbath, another classic.
>>215011343I enjoy the one about the four flies and Tenebre. I've been left disappointed by argentos most famous films. Suspira wasn't my favorite
Nothing personal but I would kill each and every one of you for a shot at prime Monique Gabrielle
>>215011604What do you mean v/h/s movies? Is it an acronym of something? And for the retarded on here I'm not asking what a literal VHS is, I'm sure that needs to be said unfortunately lol
>>215014097And I would kill each and every one of you to make a neat horror movie premise that could be adapted to film one dayThis guy >>215014109 will have his limbs and intestines laid out to spell VHS and then later the cops see the post about v/h/s and start connecting the dots
>>215010872k-kino
What the fuck was her problem?
>Spree4/5 though I wish it had a bit more budget for stunts and sets but fun movie. Main character is kind of May but for zoomer males? >You're Next4/5 it's a rewatch but it's good. I was reminded of it after watching Dangerous Animals a few weeks ago I always like a sincere showing of a competent protagonist and playing with the genre without the movie elbow jabbing me in the side constantly.
I don't think I care much for Eli Roth
>>215014220I thought he was a fag for years before it turned out he was GILFpilled the whole time.
>>215014220He seems like an alright guy and comes off as sincere and knowledgeable when he's talking about movies but his scripts are godawful.Thanksgiving was pretty decent though, rating it against modern slashers at least. Certainly better than Terrifier.
>>215014109you ask this while calling others retarded?
What am I in for?
>>215012264don’t do this it deletes sys32
VHS Ranking:VHS2VHS94VHSVHS85VHS Beyond (carried entirely by Stork desu)VHS99VHS HalloweenVHS Viral
>>215014546So completely fucked and wrong that I hope you kill yourself amen
>>215014564Post yours
>>215014572Good (more than 2 good segments):VHSWatchable (more than 1 good segment):VHS 2VHS ViralVHS HalloweenSkimmable (1 good segment):VHS 94VHS 85VHS BeyondUnwatchable (0 good segments):VHS 99
Certified horror theme bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKgVDLlUSbc
>>215014599>VHS Halloween + VHS Viral>More than 1 good segmentShirley, you jest?
>>215014599Trvke. the last good segment of this franchise was Safe Haven
>>215010872>>215014168This kino is currently available, along with other Rollin works, for 2 for £40 from Powerhouse Films, for those who like collecting.
Watched Psycho From Texas tonight which was just barely a horror film for 5 minutes, and was blessed with the perfect tits and ass of Linnea Quigley at the end. I didn't even know she was in it
>>2150146192+5 in Halloween were both very good, and I was baiting about Viral.
>>215014761The trailer is epichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXcQqH45jek
>>215014789You got me.
Just marathonned this, what did I think of it?
I saw an ad that the Grabber was back in cinemas this November in The Black Phone 2. For us Americans the grabber never left. He just took the oval office! Its the president folks. The Grabber runs AmericaThat is a joke I wrote for Jimmy kimmel
IS THAT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
I saw an ad that the Grabber was back in cinemas for Black Phone 2. I had to tell all my family not to go to the movies. I mean the guy kidnapped a child and they let him out to go to the movies. These soft on crime policies have to stop
ok, overall pretty good for vhs standards>the wraparound "diet phantasma"was fun. had that genuine shot-on-video feel to it, even had that little line running across the bottom of the screenhammy and fun performances. simple and easy to follow story, though it lacked a through line that could've connected it with the different segments beyond just the overarching theme>first segment "coochie coochie coo"pretty good gross-out horror segment, saw that note saying she killed herself to be free so i half expected one of them to just do it or something, kinda disappointed that they didn't go therecared, in one way or the other, for the victims which is pretty rare for these shorts>second segment "Ut Supra Sic Infra"think i liked this one the most, some nice yet simple effects, people floating up to the ceiling and all that. it kept it ambiguous enough, but don't think it would work as a longer film unless maybe they do it like an "as above so below"lol film>third segment "Fun Size"reddit cringe backrooms horror. too short and too nonsensical.one of the worst i've seen imo>fourth segment "Kidprint"kinda works, kinda don't. was like a leatherface segment with child torture that's displayed in lots of quick cutsit was a-ok>fifth segment "Home Haunt"now this is one that really could work as feature length. way too short, but you get it, it's a haunted halloween themed maze. for feature length it could probably drag each section of it out and have the characters split up and get into all sorts of shenanigans.pretty nice segment i'd sayoverall it's probably one of the best vhs films in a very long while
Who would win, The Smiler™ from the hit film series Smile™, or M3GAN™ from the hit film series M3GAN™? Could a robot be affected by The Smiler's Curse™? Find out this Halloween in "M3GAN™ vs. The Smiler™: The Requiem®"™
My son said he wanted to be the grabber for Halloween. I bought him a blonde wig and a blue suit. He said wtf is this. I said "a trump costume he's the grabber in chief" and my kid laughed and said no I wanted to be the antagonist from Black Phone 2
I saw an ad on the TV that said the Grabber was returning to cinemas. I said is it a sequel to "The Apprentice". My wife says no it's Black Phone 2
>>215014168is there an ass to ass scene in this?
>>215015940
Me and my wife were watching Black Phone 2 in the movie theaters. She says "the grabber is such an uncreative name". I says to her well they wanted to call him "the masked pedophile" but that's already taken by our commander in chief i mean look at how he cakes on that makeup like a Halloween mask
>always hear how shit Maximum Overdrive is>like pure shit, only movie Steffen King ever directed>finally watch it>turns out it is fucking fun, pure entertainment schlockI know it was done on 100% uncut cocaine, and it shows.
>I hate women because... my daughter is illNew York Ripper would've been way better if the killer was just a psycho who liked to kill bitches and didn't have some dumbass sympathetic motivation, felt so stupid and tacked on that it ruined the movie for me.
>>215016059it is shit but it is also something you>always hearabout. that is the bias.
Just watched the new vhs movie it fucking sucked they aren’t even trying anymore. Just started Halloween 3 only one I haven’t seen because everyone told me Michael wasn’t in it. Also the two tales from the crypt movies are fucking terrific. Bordello of Blood is the better of the two.
>>215016059Correction anon, PRACTICALLY uncut. It's a ridiculous movie, but that's what makes it fun.
i realized something funnier about this movie is that it has a post credits scene. bold of them to assume 99.9% of viewers wouldn't shut it off immediately in shame for having watched it.
>>215010887Perfection. I need to make more Phantom webms.>>215013187It's playing at a local theater next Saturday with a half-hour introduction from the Swan Archives and they're also screening Suspiria the same night. I live for this shit.
>>215016138What crap is this?
>>215014599swap 94 with vhs viral and this is valid
>>215010887>>215016159https://youtu.be/0NTSoVrbyo0Pure kino.
>>215013124What, are you gay or something.
Anyone watch the Witchboard remake?
>>215014168I think it's not one of his best actually.
>>215016188Castle Freak (2020)
>>215016159You just doxxed yourself bro, hide yo wife hide yo kids because i'm coming.
The Well (2023) – A strong Worth a Watch, this low-budget Italian horror drips with classic splatter atmosphere without really trying to force it; it brings to mind not only the 1970s/1980s Italian classics, but the even *older* pulp fiction of the American tradition. The beautifully big-nosed Lauren LaVera from the Terrifier series plays an art restorer, sent to a rural Italian village to clean the soot from a fire-blackened CURSED PAINTING. Magnifying the Hugh B. Cave vibes, we have a sacrificial torture chamber staffed by a shuffling, croaking, psychopathic retard, a flesh-eating monster of mystic origin (served by the retard), and a witch played by *real-life deformed model* Melanie Gaynor, wearing no prosthetics of note. A good flick with points of interest, but the atmosphere is not quite thick enough, and the continuity not quite tight enough, for Excellent. (How does a crossbow lift one woman seven feet up and pin her to a door, but sticks the next bolt lightly in another’s stomach? Also the mechanics of the curse, the interaction of the painting and monster for instance, are not clear.)
>>215016294didn't know chuck russell was still doing movies
What music do you guys listen to around spooky season? I like to listen to Rob Zombie's Hellbilly Deluxe and Goblin.
>>215016505He's only 67.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt34619551/
are there any organic posters who have real conversations in here? or is it just the same handful of retards samefagging
>>215016353thanks, I have that downloaded
>>215016551>onlyi've known a lot of people who died before they hit 60besides, most people retire around 60~65
>>215013044he was a big jerk
>>215011343Dude, if you want to watch a good Giallo, watch Michele Soavi's Stage Fright (1987). It's better than most.https://tubitv.com/movies/533869/stagefright
>>215013670Tales from the Hood
>>215016608>recommending a film by Dario Jr. to someone who just expressed that he didn't like that styleHe will like Soavi's movies even less
>>215016566>Organic postersUnfortunately, they leave /hor/ up all year-round, which attracts various damaged wackos who post the stupidest shit and REEEEE whenever somebody colors outside their lines.HOWEVER! What you should do is post what you want to post, and try to get people to talk, if you're going to bother hanging out here. No sense in complaining about it. You do you.
>>215013670Night Gallery Pilot Movie. Featuring Steven Spielberg's first commercial directorial effort.
>>215015351Based. Hairkino.
Yoooo! we're already getting a new movie this month from the director of MadS and Them. It's 'Other' on this list ofOctober Horror Releases https://boxd.it/Pb6iW
>>215016608watching a double billing of this with "Demons". i've heard good things about both. All I really want is some nice gore and sleaze. the italians have never failed me yet
>>215013670
>>215016643Soavi's output is smaller but consistently better. And what kind of argument is that? >Hey, hey, this guy hates chocolate pudding! WTF you thinkin', offering him a bowl of butterscotch pudding? Dude that's Princess and the Pea faggot shit. I dive right INTO it in October and watch all kinds of stuff, even if I think it might not be my favorite.
>>215016724Demons is amazing.>All I really want is some nice gore and sleaze.Put Delirium: Photo of Gioia (1987) on your list.
>>215016718mads was pure kino. i need more chaotic insanity like that
Demonia is actually crazy, pretty good for later Fulci, even had a scene I forgot about that is kinda shocking even by italian horror standards when a baby is burned alive
>>215016786God I love Demons . . . and Demons 2! So we've kind of got the American Demon Wind, which is goofy and fun. Anything else like Demons? Sort of the monster crisis, but with incredible colors and a little meta? I really liked in Demons 2 how we had the documentary that was almost FICTIONAL in the world of the sequel.
>>215016833>Anything else like Demons? Sort of the monster crisis, but with incredible colors and a little meta?Luigi Cozzi's Black Cat, which was at some point supposed to be Suspiria 3, but Cozzi said only Argento can make that and turned it into something else. It's a very meta fever dream.
>>215010872Just watched that one the other night. Definitely not Jean Rollin's best but it still has many of his great hallmarks. Worth a watch if you want to see naked women/softcore pornography for more than 50% of the runtime.
How a grown ass man going to snuggle into bed and watch a movie called VHS Halloween. All spooked and shit. Bro is like yeah I think im gonna get scared tonight
>>215016833Zombi 4 wasn't meta, iirc, but I remember enjoying it a great deal.
>>215016896I love these little munchkins
>>215010887Great film, but I felt I made a mistake watching this in October the first time I saw it. Not /hor/ at all.
>>215016891Hey, I realize some people will find this a totally gay question . . . but does anything bad happen to a cat in it?
>>215016955>Not /hor/ at all.Well it's a riff on The Phantom of the Opera, so it is /hor/ by blood.
>>215016735He's right though, i cannot imagine someone who dislikes Argento liking Soavi.
>>215016966The cat's barely in it.
>>215016971Maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong. He won't know till he goes, which is how I watch movies.
>>215016951I love Castel and her twin sister. Everyone always talks about Brigette Lahaie and don't get me wrong, I love her and she's a smokeshow, but when I think Jean Rollin I honestly think of Castel as "his girl". Mireille D'Argent has some great facial expressions in this movie and pairs well with Castel.
>>215016547Does anybody here know Evil Sword? It's the only spooky/halloween band i listen to, they're quite unique, the core of it is just a bassist and a lady who sings and plays percussion and tin whistle, but sometimes they have other people contributing. Their 2023 album Basket Fever was pretty great. They're from Philadelphia i think:https://youtu.be/eYy56PqFKhAhttps://youtu.be/mUNrIZvqUNwhttps://youtu.be/nGIGaAq58lY
>>215016992True, he should definitely try it.
>>215017004They, or at least one of them, appear in some porn in the 70s if you're interested.
>>215016969Okay, go ahead and watch the Gerard Butler Phantom in October, too. I shan't.
Horrors about spawntrapped into urban dystopia?
>>215017248Brigitte has some great scenes I must admit. I don't think Castel ever had a "performing" role in Jean's pornos lol
>>215017304Pretty sure i saw her sucking a cock in one.
>>215017348Interesting...
>>215011109No there was one woman and an animal companion
>>215013670Creepshow (movie)Body BagsAsylumJust look at this list, honestly https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_horror_anthology_films
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)>The Fly (1986)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)>Gothic (1986)>The Devils (1971)>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)>Scarecrows (1988)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>Elves (1989)>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)>Carnosaur (1993)>Pieces (1982)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Gozu (2003)>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)
>>215017623I wish Asia countries did UHD releases, but it's so rare for them. A lot of their recent stuff don't even get a physical release.
>>215015807Actual tasteEveryone was fellating kid print to hell and back, which was baffling to me
>>215017623>The DentistI like movies where the lead actor's completely unhinged performance makes the film
Upgraded my copy of Carriers to a BD-remux and my BD copy of NOTLD (1990) to the new UHD-remux.
I didn't care for the Ginger Snaps films
>>215017862I care for the both of us
>>215010729>its a real movienot gonna lie i thought you were fucking with me, poking fun cause im watching nip horror.
>>215017304>>215017348lmao what? Do a google search for "phantasmas seduction of amy" and click through until you find the good parts. Life will never be the same again.
I don't care if it's jumpscare James Wan slop, I love the first Insidious movie. The OST is also god tier
>>215017899Katharine Isabelle stayed remarkably young looking till mid-2020s. She doesn't look bad now either, just of-age.
>>215010887Absolutely. Very under appreciated film
>>215017978The fake eyebrows and horrible makeup aren't doing her any favors
>>215011695what movie?
>>215018086Opera
>>215017667The official series ends with Amityville Dollhouse (1996). Apart from the official remake 2005 and the official Blumhouse meta reboot Amityville: The Awakening, none of the other "Amityville" movies have anything to do with the main series. They are just cash-ins for name recognition, and have become a cheap joke among the amateur filmmakers.
Fuck yoooooooouuuuuu
Just watched pic related.Talk about based.
What do i watch next?
>>215017978I agree, it's probably in part because she looked older than she was from a young age so was just locked in her 20s for ages, same way Patrick Stewart looked 40 early but for a long time. I just found out recently that she was actually high school in Snaps, I assumed she was older than Perkins who was actually in her 20s.
>>215018387warlock is so comfy. watch that if you're in the mood for comf
>>215018387Vourdalak is kino, very uncomfy.
Peak
>>215017944The first Insidious is kino and almost the only good movie Wan ever made
>>215017900I was talking about Noroi, not Missing Child.
Saw > Insidious > Malignant > The Conjuring
>>215017944>>215018523>>215018588Insidious was fucking shit. Even worse than Sinister.
Boo
>>215018588Both Insidious 2 and Conjuring 2 are better than the first ones and for me it's Patrick Wilson's wife in Insidious rather than Conjuring
>>215018625filtered
>>215016566meI barely post thoughI just lurk here most of the time trying to find a good hidden gem.I am gonna try to watch this stepehn king truck movie.
>>215018731>I am gonna try to watch this stepehn king truck movie.Which one? There's two.
>>215018151wowI didn't know Dario Argento could film kino bullet action like this.
>>215016566I'm both
>Horror movies reliably deliver great returns on investment (thanks to their modest budgets), but not great raw box office numbers. This year, though, horror has accounted for 17 percent of domestic movie tickets sold, easily the highest annual figure on record—and Halloween is still a few weeks away.
>>215014356Il watch it tonight maybe
I don't get why every horror movie now has to be 2+ hours long
>>215018763The one he directed himself.by the waysomebody recommend a horror movie without gore in it.
>>2150188432+ hours long AND a metaphor about abortion/racism/rape/grief/autism/etc
>>215014356I saw Death Walks on High Heels last night
>>215018820>and Halloween is still a few weeks away.why they say dis shit when there's big even coming out, the slate is dead for the rest of the year
>>215018907Maybe we get some surprises like last year with Mads and Die Alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9kffmjQY20but how about Gilbert Gottfried... oh.
> Robert Eggers' NOSFERATU is a gothic tale of obsession between a haunted young woman and the terrifying vampire infatuated with herKek. So it is erotic horror for females. lmao
>>215019138What vampire tale isn't?
>>215016294I refuse to watch it on principle. I love the original and there was no reason to remake it.
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>>215019138Dracula is an erotic horror novel, nigger are you fucking retarded? what did you expect
>>215019277>erotic horror for males
…And the defensive cucks come out
>>215019161>>215019315Nta but get your estrogen levels checked
John Carpenter needs to stop playing idolm@ster and finish berserk
>>215019138Yeah we are cucks in here
>>215019431I don't know why people keep hounding him about making more movies, literally every other job, a man in his 70s is retired, they dont want this nigga to enjoy the fruits of his labor just keep working til he drops
It's not an "homage," it's straight-up plagiarism, you unimaginative fuck
>>215019527and his last two movies sucked ass
>>215019315No it wast
>>215019697>and his last five movies sucked assFixed that, no need to thank me
>cute autistic maga protagonist pulls out her hat>letterboxd score instantly tanks
>>215019697>>215019716His last 3 were The Ward and the two MoH movies.
>>215019750Cigarette Burns was cool. Pro-Life is his worst.
I just rewatched Mandy. Much worse than I remember. The opening up to the home invasion is decent, mostly due to using King Crimson music.
>>215019708You haven't read a book in your life you mouthbreathing faggot so give it up
>>215019792>home invasionwatch Kidnapped (2010) instead
>>215019792>Much worse than I remember.For me? It's Session 9
>>215010918>>215011559Every boomer movie from the 70s has gang rape filmed or implied. It was a suburban coming of age ritual, especially in Italian neighborhoods.
>>215019816I read the Book of God.Checkmate, atheist.
who recommanded April Fools Day 1986 in one of the threads? i dont get the ending. was it or not? why
>>215019830I have to rewatch that one, I liked it a LOT when I watched it.>>215019823Ok, will give it a go
wtf why didn't you guys tell me that species 2 is about women getting raped to death
>>215019853Boomers were high test
Low test directors make cuck and soi horror
>>215019830Session 9 isn't great, but it's just kinda cool. It's basically just a excuse to shoot a movie in an abandoned insane asylum.>>215019792>King Crimson musicHipsters need to stay away from the horror genre.>>215018820Unfortunately they don't make good horror movies anymore.>>215016896First half is Rollin's best.
Kino merchant I am going on a binge and I need only your scariest movies.
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>>215019881The ending is the best part of April Fool's Day. If you don't get it, sorry, but you'll have to hang out in the shallow end of the pool.>>215020095Horror movies aren't actually scary, unless you're like ten years old.
Without Name (2016) – This Irish “eco horror” is Worth a single Watch perhaps, though it can be duller than a movie ever should be . . . but I’ll say it’s not *without* merit. Eric the surveyor is sent to measure a track of *vaguely* haunted woods for a big company that has plans to develop it; they choose him because of his “discretion.” He wanders around the entire film with this horrible, hangdog expression, grumbling and looking at everything like it just makes him want to hang himself. How did he get a family? How did he get that beautiful young sidepiece, who helps him with the *hush* *hush* surveying work? Not much happens, but the woods are very beautiful and peaceful, and there are some cool, shifting effects with perspective and maybe filters, which make the woods look labyrinthine. The most interesting character is the bubbly nature-stoner Gus, who lives in a caravan at the edge of the haunted woods. Don’t watch unless you’re cold-up and full of jump, or you’re looking for a sleep aid -- as it was, I started to nod at 3:00 pm on a Saturday. Too slow, molasses slow. Not enough supernatural happenings. A dismal main character. A fuzzy ending that you *kind* of get, but leaves you mostly unsatisfied. I mean, how do the characters even FEEL about what’s happened?Mostly I'm posting THIS REVIEW because I want a suggestion. I need something bright and ELECTRIC for tonight's film that is not a fuggin' moldy old slasher.
>>215020169think like the forest?
>>215020169Upgrade is pretty good but everyone has seen it already and it only really becomes a horror movie in the last like 5 minutes.
>>215020169>I need something bright and ELECTRIC for tonight's film that is not a fuggin' moldy old slasher.You mean you need some crappy new horror movie that isn't grimdark?
>>215020218>UpgradeI watched this for EXPLOCEMBER last year. Outrageously good cyberpunk film! I need more like.>>215020203>think like the forestI don't know. What do you mean bro? Are you talking about the sort of mushroom induced oneness at the end of Without Name? I really want to know how Devoy felt about that . . . was he sad to leave? Did he bring anything back? Was he trying to keep Eric out for his own sake, or his?
>>215020282I mean just what I said. Grimdark is fine, it just can't be a slow-burn film, or some musty generic slasher like The Mutilator or something, or something hellaciously plodding like Walkin' Johnny AKA In a Violent Nature.
>>215020375What makes the Mutilator musty?
>>215020296I thought Don't Kill It was really fun, too, if you haven't seen that. Frenetic horror-comedy leaning more towards horror most of the time. Action scenes remind me kind of of Evil Dead, with the sense of humour.
>>215020045What are some manly horror?
>>215020433Giallos and horror-thrillers tend to be manly
>>215020433Strip Nude for your Killer. Try that one.
Giallos are good cause a lot of the characters dont have plot armor. That and attractive girls getting butchered.
>>215020403>Don't Kill ItYeah bro, I'm watchin' it tonight. Thanks! This kinonaut is setting course!
>>215020505>attractive girls getting butcheredWho hurt you
>>215020433Movies where most of the characters wore suit and ties as well as everyone in the background tend to be manly because the time the movies were made in was definitely more male dominated.
>>215020476Yeah, you're right! What's more manly than an Italian horror? Hey! I've got it!>>215020433My brotha in TESTOSTERONE, acquaint yourself the NECROSTORM movies! Adam ChaplinTater CityThe Hotel Inferno seriesOh hell, go watch Hotel Inferno tonight! Those are just insane. The series is like a live action video game with tons of rubber props touched up with CGI and tons of fake blood in which a Brooklyn-sounding hitman goes into an EVIL MOTEL and descends, throughout the series, into the depths of HELL. Hotel Inferno!
>>215020530I like women, especially beautiful onesif they have a good face and figure, I would much prefer to watch them being murdered than an ugly girl or man
>>215020576Consider therapy.
>>215020505Precisely. It's too bad that Hollywood only hires goblins to stand in front of tbe cameras nowadays
>>215020576The manliness and testosterone levels of this general just went up a lot.
>Watching this Korean movie>Decent so far>Not even 15mins in>Already annoyed by this bitch constantly flexing that she can speak some English
>>215020591I don't care what anyone thinks or reads into it.
>>215020512Hope you enjoy, anon! I thought it was one of the most entertaining horror watches I had the year it came out.
>>215020597Hollywood loves to de-masculinize everything. They turned Kratos into a cuck. Also, the game studios were full of dei hires by the time the new games were made.
>>215020134is the pool a reference to the movie because i dont get it. also doesn't seem like an answer to be question unless im reading it it wrong?
>>215020591Is this you
>>215020641You've never played this game and receive all of your information via memes and images posted you 4chan.What a pathetic existence
>>215020530>using women shaming tacticsHoly shit, you're either a hole, gay as fuck, or the biggest simp around.
>>215020689Youre a cuck soi beta male. Got it.
>>215020648I guess you autistic zoomers didn't go to the pool when you were younger? Just stayed inside and play video games? You used to have to pass a swimming test to go to the deeper end to hang with the cool kids.
>Bai Ling jumpscareI didn't realize this slut was in this
>>215020708>You used to have to pass a swimming test to go to the deeper end to hang with the cool kids.Do you live in some shithole like California or Norway or something? That's not a thing.
>>215020698Consider an alternative hypothesis. >>215020734Northeast.
>>215020761>Consider an alternative hypothesisNo. Congrats, you got filtered. Reply more, I know you simps can't resist.
>>215020802Filtered by what? Zoomers are braindead.
Watching hot women get arrested for DUI tickles the same thing in my brain that watching hot women die in horror movies does
>>215020714i love that drunken slut
>>215020802Edgar Allen Poe said, "The death of a beautiful woman is, unquestionably, the most poetical topic in the world."I mean, I don't THINK he quite meant getting bisected through the vagina by a supernatural mime with a hacksaw, but pretty much the same thing, right?
>>215020838This is what too much Andrew Tate does to your brain.
>>215020708Nah, around here, you'd just dive into the deep end solo and wake up ten minutes later with the cute lifeguard tongue-kissing you
>>215014168>Requiem for a Vampirei see hot bitches in kneehighs. please sirs, i need more kinos with hot bitches in long socks
>>215020895No real experiences, just movies. Sandlot is middlebrow.
Noroi was good, i was sooo tired last night that i had to go to bed before finishing it, so the tone awas lost on me but the pacing made me lose steam anyway. >>215020095you cant handle my scariest movies, my scariest movies would kill you! if you can get into it then Hereditary gets very intense in the third act. >>215020128>the wall spares no one>>215020169the green room is pretty exciting. its like a reverse home invasion movie, people get stuck in a place they are not welcome. might qualify as a slasher tho.
Just grabbed the UHD-remux hybrid, so now I have Wes Craven's New Nightmare with DV & HDR10+.
OUT LAN DURRR!
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>>215010947Cause there's always a shitload of horror movies. Something else will come out near Halloween anyway.>>215011054We have confirmed tits? Watching tonight.
