VHS Halloween Editionprevious: >>215021021Give us your segment takes.
>>215028039based
I'm watching VHS Beyond and Halloween back to back
Would you?
posted my thoughts here >>215011604overall, decent. though I'm not sure it had a high point as high as some of the previous ones.
>>215028068Im watching beyond for the first time in a few hoursshit better be hella litty
>>215028080this is like those down syndrome tik tok thots. no water would wash the shame away.
Pretty, pretty, pretty good
>>215028100>tfw no goth gf
>>215028039Its entirely trash. Still can't believe they make these things.
Michael "KWAB" Myers could never stand up to JASON, the man, the myth, the legend, the true icon of slashers.
>>215028131Stop with your hate. If you don't like it, make your own thread.
I don’t remember Insidious 2 being this lame
>>215028131What's a horror anthology you do like?
>>215028166V/H/S!
>>215028039Read a lot of weak fags saying kidsprint was really disturbing. Meh, just because they were underage, people cant handle it. I was expecting more and better gore. Is not bad is just I had high expectations.
>Run the general again. Add more schizos to the thread this time, tone down the samefagging.
Post favorite Halloween candy.
V/H/S chad won. We own the thread now.
>>215028250*smokes externally*
>>215028039This was based as Fuck. Kino.
>>215028084pretty spot on except Kidprint ALSO wasted a great premise imo. Saw it in the theater full of eager fans and it'd sucked all energy out by Funsize which engendered some desperate laughs. Strong finish at least worth the price of admission
>>215028166CreepshowBody BagsDr. Terror's House of Horrors
>>215028262>butterfingers>reeses cups>snickersThe only non-chocolate I like is smarties and candy corn, otherwise I'm all chocolateAnd no, tootsie rolls are not chocolate
>>215028300>bunch of old shitzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Can we go back to talking about V/H/S now?
>>215028325No, we can't. There will be no more posts in this thread about V/H/S
There they are... the best horror movies ever made
>>215028292Unfortunately undercooked, langorous structured pacing, weak payoffs or sputtering out has been endemic to both vhs shorts and feature length scripts for a long while now
>>215028379who the fuck is scared of SAWoooo what will happen next will he put them in another trap?? im shaking
>>215028292That's fair, I also loved the actor who played the killer, that was a good casting."Ut Supra Sic Infra" is one where I would pay to see it adapted into a full length film. You could spend a lot longer on the setup, have the cops be the MCs, go way further with what lead to their deaths.
>>215028039>Give us your segment takes.just watched it and it fucking sucks
First Ginger Snaps, now this. Are most posters here teenage girls or what? Who keeps recommending this trash?
>>215028039Someone uploaded the whole thing to YT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRCcqLe3-r4
>>215028406Big words from someone within trap distance, little bitch. Kneel and beg for forgiveness and suck Jigsaw's cock
>>215028409Watch "Talk to me"
>looping wailing voices
>>215028138>zoomers don't know about the crossover
>>215028426
>>215028250GOD DAMMIT the dosage is too high! get in there and clean it up *ashes ciggy in janny's coffee*
>>215028428why would I do that
>>215028464Your loss
>>215028080This and the Candy factory segment were the worst. It screams of zoomercore shit like Poppy's Playtime>What if cute/kiddy stuff... is LE EVIL!!!>Also here's a colorful mascot, please please please make fanart of him and let him catch on, we need the engagement
>>215028423इसे क्लिक न करें, इसने मेरे पूरे ऑपरेटिंग सिस्टम को हिंदी में बदल दिया है
>>215028039The only segment that was absolute dogshit was the third one. The rest were ok, not great, not terrible, but at the end you still get the feeling that you wasted your time watching this garbage, just like any other year.
Happy October, /hor/.
man do you guys ever be watching these horror movies and see some of these actors and think "damn i should have been an actor there's no way I could be worse than that guy"?
>om nom nom
>>215028502rituals are good actually
>>215028493I just wish it had been actually funny
>>215028080>have you said thank you once?
>>215028493I often wonder if I got given a budget for something like this whether it'd turn out just as bad.Like to have a vision in your head is one thing, but you get like a few days of filming and then you're out of budget and you've got to live with what you made, not what was in your head.
>>215028527whyte guy had 3 inch circumsized pphee hee
>>215028416Me
>>215028493I was okay with this segment on paper, but the combination of the actors being laughably bad in this segment, along with the random fixation on penises kind of ruined it.
>>215028528kek
>>215028541Stop
>>215028541When did Letty start acting in movies?
why are you posting instead of watching a horror kino right now
>>215028576Im waiting till I get to bedfor now I shitpost
>>215028576I've seen everything good and that I'd want to see. The genre is mostly shit with some gems thrown in occasionally.
Alice in Borderland counts as horror right. Kinda want to watch that new season while it's fresh
>>215028416Feel bad for them more than anything. Imagine being a teen and modern horror is all you know.
Fifth film of the month is Dark Angel. And I'm going to drink 9 beers :d
liked the wraparound. liked the huge nosed jewish guy playing a mad scientist named rothschild trying to get kids to consume evilthe baby one was decent. good tension and a good gross/funny/creepy combo to make it a fun watch, especially with other peoplethe spanish one was a cool enough concept. upside down eye man was ok, the eyeball fx were fun. kind of retarded and no point, though. oh and nun girl was cute, spanish lisp makes everyone sound gaythe candy one was placed well in the timing of the movie, because it was just a goofy throwaway segment for fun. then you have the edgy segment with the kid killer. liked the anti-netflix decision to have the evil kid torturer to be black, and the actor did well. it went hard in the subject matter and fx, but overall had no real point. annoying jew weirdo videotaping all the kids got framed lmaolast one was an awesome concept executed well. rick baker is a cool guy. great shortdefinitely one of the best v/h/s outing so far, was pleasantly surprised
>>215028494Saaaaarrrrrrrrr deliiiite
>>215028576I already watched one tonight.
>>215028576Give me an obscure foreign horror to watch right now
>>215028541sexo. she can have my hands.
>>215028625Zoo (2005)
>>215028494V/H/S is that good? Well, I might have to give a shot.
>>215028625Cute Devil (1982)
>>215028625okay bet, Laurin for something atmospheric
Found Footage is the best subgenre of horror.
>>215028416I mean those are both good films but there is a poster here that recs a lot of feminine focused horror
>>215028039lmao was the whole first segment about how these roasties are too old for halloween
>>215028677Looks like shit.
>>215028666well I love the poster and with digits like that how can I not watch this?
>>215028751Easy, just don't. That's what I'm doing.
>>215028765hm, good point.
>>215028039My V/H/S Halloween reviewIt was decent 8.5/10>Coochie cooIt was mid, but not terrible>Ut supra, Sic infraIt was decent, ambience was good, acceptable at best>Fun sizeStupid fun, gory and kinda disgusting, the "candy creature" was interesting.>KidprintNot a big fan desu, it was pretty disturbing, unnecessarily cruel, specially for a "halloween" type movie, it ruined my mood.>Home HuntI really enjoyed this one, very halloween centered, with the right dose of gore.>Diet PhantasmMeh, the fake commercial was cool tho.I'd say it's an ejoyable V/H/S flick, better than 98 (which IMO is very good), but not as bad as "viral". Beyond and the first two are still superior.
>>215028493I can't look at this guy without seeing him as a recolor of Candyman from Lethal League.
>>215028792वीएचएस एक बेहतरीन फिल्म है। प्लीज़ इसे ज़रूर देखें, वरना आप रेडिटर के मैक्सी डवीब बन जाएँगे।
>>215028792>>Fun size>Stupid fun, gory and kinda disgusting, the "candy creature" was interesting>>Kidprint>it was pretty disturbing, unnecessarily cruel, specially for a "halloween" type movie, it ruined my mood.This is the kind of "people" that enjoy V/H/S slop
>>215028792First segment is titledWelcome to /hor/
>>215028739learn to have some fun old man
>>215028039Show me a better horror song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnRzlTm6g6M
>>215028843A decent 8.5/10. I guess 9 is pretty good.
>>215028853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Ne9sRcSrM
>>215028792>it was pretty disturbing, unnecessarily cruel>specially for a "halloween" type movieWhy are zoomies like this? VHS1 and 2 were cruel and disturbing as fuck.
>>215028850>learn to have some funYou're on 4chan on a Saturday night. My fun days are in the past, but I had them. For you, fun is watching some shitty movie by yourself, probably in the prime of youth. You are already dead.
>>215028884at least those guys got what they deserved
>>215028792REAL REVIEW:V/H/S Halloween>Coochie CooRetarded and forceful with "teh message">Ut Supra, Sic InfraPretty cool, well shot>FUN SIZEReddit Tier dog shit CreepyPasta>KidPrintInteresting, probably the best out of the shorts>Home HuntOk, til the end, witch was retarded>Diet PhantasmGhey out of 10Overall:4/10
>>215028924>witch was retardedkys
Was the first segment set in Cabinanons cabin?
>>215028924वी/एच/एस देखिए और आप एक ऐसे अल्फ़ा पुरुष बन जाएँगे जिसे गोरी महिलाएँ पसंद करती हैं। यह एक मज़ेदार फिल्म है और खून-खराबे से भरपूर, विचलित करने वाले मज़ाक से भरपूर है जो वामपंथी विचारधारा वालों को नाराज़ कर देगा।
>>215028951Hey poo in loo, english
>>215028792My problem with Kidprint was:1) the gore was shit (poor hammer hits, minor flesh tearing, the flesh mask was funny even if unoriginal)2) something about the directing during the critical moments took me out of the moment. I think it might have been all of those wide shots3) the plot hole in which the victims say "he must be an accomplice!" only for the police and press to never bring this up and just say he was the sole perp
> The first proper segment (after the wraparound) in V/H/S/Halloween is titled “Coochie Coochie Coo”, and it is directed by Anna Zlokovic. I fucking told you idiots all females know about are babies, dick and vagina.
>>215028965मज़ेदार हास्य। अगर आप ट्रम्प मैक्सी के दीवाने हैं और वीएचएस एक बेहतरीन फिल्म है, तो अच्छी खबर है। इसे परिवार के साथ देखें। वीएचएस ने मेरे पूरे दोस्त समूह को डरा दिया।
he's literally me
>>215028494Cállate, indio apestoso.
Putting this on.
>>215028853the other one they used from them was better
>>215029020>>215029038Stop trying to derail the thread.
>>215029020This was the most kino thing i've seen in years
>>215028903>watching some shitty movie by yourselfi actually watched it with my friend group on the 'cord :)
>>215028039Whole thing is funded by the Saudis lmao. >Rothschild experiment anchor story >Abortion bad story>Demonic possession for those who mock christ story>Infidelity bad storyOn the kid one and already dont like how many kids I'm seeing on a shaky camera. This shit is fucking evil. I'm glad I torrented it.
>>215029000the entire segment was about advocacy for bodily rights. she was forced to be pregnant, so she took her own life for freedom, only to be forced to become a monster after death, in which she is forced to be a mommy to wayward young adults. throw in a fetus ghost for shock factor (notice how no one ever acknowledges the fetus beyond the two girls saying "ew gross!" the first time they see it, thus dehumanizing a developed fetus.yay abortions!
>>215029082This gives me tranny tingles :-0
I'm watching VHS Beyond and this guy's voice kept messing with my brain. I couldn't quite tell where I knew him from until he started screaming. He's fucking Sgt. Woods from Black Ops.
>>215029137Holy shit, who cares.
>>215028872based PiL enjoyerHardware was a surprisingly good movie too
>>215028976>plot holethey died off camera
>>215029156Ya it wasIt ticks like three boxes:Vintage cyberpunkPost-Apocalypse conditionsLight horror
>>215029120spend less time on /pol/ anon no ones using teamspeak or steam voice chat
>>215029103You are schizoCoochie coo was pro abortion, implying that none of it would have happened if women had proper rights during that time period.The phone story didn't really touch on Christ at all. It was a milquetoast "don't go into spooky houses and touch cursed objects" story.>Infidelity bad story???? You mean the candy story? All it did was making fun of dudes that want "trad wives"
>>215029150Stop being an asshole
>>215029113Total Foid DeathIs this the first VHS with female directors? Glad last years was the best because its downhill from hereFemales are pathetic creatures
>>215029137You cant post about vhs here, there is an autist on the loose.
>>215029170oh right, i forgot about that
>>215029038I remember that movie being all setup and no payoff.
>>215028576i don't know what to watch, it's causing me great anxiety. i'd rather just come in here and pretend that i'm watching along with everyone else
>>215029113They even mention >feminism>misogyny Female directors need to be beheaded
>>215029191>is this the first VHS with female directors? Glad last years was the bestKate Siegel directed 'Stowaway' in VHS Beyond.
>>215028039so what's the verdict?
>>215028493I stopped watching halfway through this part. I could not believe what I was seeing.
>>215029235Decent if you love halloween and halloween accessories.
>>215029235It's shit, though slightly less stinky than the previous ones.
>>215029221Girls need to be told what to do and direct then.
>>215029171Yeah, it's really underrated. Most of those movies I've seen just have actors running around a warehouse or the same hallway for 90 minutes but Hardware had actual atmosphere.For anyone curious that doesn't mind some out of context spoilers, here's a video for the song set to clips of the movie:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMaVIAlJlnw
>>215029219I had a hard time figuring out if we were supposed to hate the protagonists or not, because they did really awful things in the beginning (who steals a candy bag from a young kid?). Yet the tone was so melodramatic at the end, like we were supposed to care, whereas I was disappointed they didn't get it worse.Also, I couldn't help but roll my eyes at how they were so disregarding towards the guy and the forcefed woman, yet suddenly felt compelled to save the cheerleader...because she's a young woman?
>>215029235It's good. Kidprint is kino and filters all the le whacky funny chungus horror redditors.
>>215029315did you like terrifier 1?
>>215029235One segment 3 now, already not as good as VHS Beyond
Humanoids From The Deep is kino
>>215029293Dumb as fuck. Only a stupid female would drag babies in to everything. When a girl hits the wall, the only “value” they have is as a “mother” which they never wanted to be in the first place. So their whole identity to try and bring value to themselves instead of post wall is larping as a mother. This is why every modern film like 28 Weeks later and even the new God Of War games is full of dumb children. Females cant help but project themselves into everything. >muh traumaEven Alien Earth and I Know What You Did Last Summer had therapy scenes. Females once they hit the wall are pretty worthless creatures.
>>215029350beyond sucked ass thoughbeit. not 1 scary segment and aliens are lame
>>215029441Look at Taylor Swift, she IS the meme. Rich, famous and was happily single until she hit the wall hard, THEN she was ready to settle down.
>>215028625Impetigore
>>215029461>reddit words
Amazing fucking movie.
>>215028924the witch was kino, it's a halloween film
>>215028666>Laurinchecked and looks cool
>>215029103>Rothschild experiment anchor story based>Abortion bad storybased>Demonic possession for those who mock christ storybased>Infidelity bad storybasedwhat part of this am I supposed to be upset about?
>>215029359Thank Corman for that>As the film was being finished up, producer Roger Corman felt that the picture needed more sex, nudity and monster shots throughout, so he ordered scenes shot that showed the humanoids attacking and ripping the clothes off of other nubile young women. Director Barbara Peeters, who was a feminist who hated that idea, refused to shoot the scenes. Corman said he'd hire a second director and get her feedback before using the new footage. She agreed to that. But Corman ended up never showing the new footage to her or the cast and other crew. They didn't see them until the preview of the film. Peeters was furious, protesting that they were inserted purely to show gratuitous nudity. Corman also edited out many of the scenes dealing with the plot and character development in order to make room for the nudity and more creature scenes. Peeters complained that it was no longer the film she made and wanted her name taken off. Corman said he'd do that but only if she paid the expense of redoing the credits. She wouldn't, so her name stayed on the project
>>215029150fuck off fag
>>215029113Exactly its talmudic garbage about how motherhood and children are evil
>>215029495Never ever EVER watch movies that are recommended here, they are all full of gay stuff or are just bad.There's a lot of crossover in the site's userbase with reddit, that's why. People here deliberately watch movies that are LGBT.
>>215029350The shit I just took is better than VHS Beyond.
>>215029566Fuck off then you crybaby. Oh that's right you literally live here and cry about this site 24/7.
>>215029554that sounds insanely based
>>215029500This but unironically.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcRoyqpV5pg
>>215029554>Roger please, it's a tasteful art fil->More tits.>But Roger it's an examination of grie->Tits. At least 4 of them.
>>215029535Glad you enjoyed your Saudislop. Dont forget to vote and die for Israel. Child one was diet snuff. Fucking depraved shit. Last one with Tony soprano Jr. is best so far.
>>215028924Sort of agree, I liked Ut Supra, Sic Infra the most.>tfw no tall spanish lawyer qt to defend you
>>215028039Oh shit they made a new one?
amazing you can pin point the moment that seething faggot entered the thread
no watching The Beast in Heat (1977)
>>215029584You sound gay
>>215029235It's alright if are already into the VHS franchise
>>215028615This doesn't look like a horror movie at all
>>215029584I rarely post here. I am just here to discuss VHS Halloween.
>>215029235Won't win you over if you didn't like the last one, but if you like VHS films you'll find something to like in it because it's one of the stronger ones.
Just finished watching Weapons with my mom.What did we think of it?
>>215029763It was too long and the ending was goofy.
>>215028666Kino poster>foreign movie>late 80s>doesn't even have a wikipedia page>streaming on tubi>post ending in 666I know what I'm watching tomorrow
>>215029729But it is
Reposting my fun fact that the grumpy guy in the last VHS segment who is unimpressed with the haunt is Rick Baker who did the makeup fx for AWIL, The Howling etc.
>>215029610even though I liked it i had a problem with the premise>you see we don't believe that you did it so we are going to have you return to the scene of the crime and recreate everything you did because uhhh
>>215029868Because they couldn't make sense of it, and probably had insane unexplained phenomena like marks on the roof, missing eyeballs etc.
>>215029781>and the ending was goofy.There were plenty of goofy scenes before the ending.
Been watching the V/H/S movies and I am confused as to why these are held in high regard. These movies suck. Even the better segments are really just okay, usually being carried by a good idea that never goes anywhere interesting.
>>215029956>why these are held in high regardthey're not. they're just fun to argue about and they come out yearly now so it's an october ritual to watch them hoping that maybe there'll be a decent segment.
>>215029956I don't know about high regard. New one comes in October and they're comfy.
>Jesus Christ, what a mess. An Indian must have slipped into the thread.
Brehs... I never watched a SINGLE found footage movie. What's the BEST one you'd recommend to pop my cherry?
>>215030007people like anthologies because it's like a sampler set where you can probably find at least one thing that you sort of like. and yeah, talking about it with others makes it more enjoyable too
Gallio are better at 1.5x speed. they just are
>>215030082Start with an old classic, like the original Blair Witch Project.
>>215030133No. BWP will bore him to tears.
>>215030144If it does, then that means he won't like the found footage subgenre
>>215030082Hell House LLC
Hey guys. I watched Strange Darling, Mother May I?, and The Passenger yesterday and I have to say Kyle Gallner is absolutely amazing. Multiple times u found myself talking to myself while watching and this time it was because i was so impressed and not because i was reenacting a conversation in my head. These movies were amazing. These lower budget well shot well written well acted movies are such a rarity. I appreciate them so much. Any suggestions from any of you along these lines would be appreciated
>>215030144you're right he should watch lake mungo
>>215030082Creep and Creep 2
>>215030160Untrue. I watched BWP when it first dropped on video and didn't care for it, but I went on to enjoy other FF movies for years afterwards.
>>215029956They arent, they just shit one out every year
>>215028615This movie was amazing lol enjoy the movie and beers!
>>215030170The first one yeah, but they get progressively worse
>>215030082blair witch or cloverfield
>>215030244Thanks, yeah it's been entertaining and beers def help
>>215030276>beers def helpI haven't drank in a year and 3 months ever since I woke up in the hospital
Anyone have a link to the new VHS movie?
>>215030082Start with The Blair Witch Project.
>>215030295Good for you, I should quit too
>>215029763Did you kiss your mom after the movie?
>>215030400No; we're not french.
>>215029495>huhhuhu this horror franchise was at its best when it felt the least horror huhuhuuhhu
>>215029956>why these are held in high regardtheyre always comfy and a decent watch. doesnt really get boring because even when theres a not so good short, it ends within 20 minutes and a better one comes
>>215030082By far the best one, nothing else really comes close.
>>215030082Blair Witch Project, no real question
>>215030184I've only seen Strange Darling, but probably watch Red Rooms.
>>215030312They have a link on free-movies.to
next year, we will not be allowed to discuss VHS.
VHS 85 was good. No one ever talks about that one.
>>215030578based, i liked the time travel one
>>215028541Hey that's the schizo guy from Six Feet Under
>>215030559Dreamkill was good in that. Not so hot on the others.
>>215030559Agreed. Next year, discussion of the VHS movie should not break allowed. Then maybe they still stop making it.
PSA for all found footage fans:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battered_woman_syndromeDon't be afraid to seek help. It's not your fault. You deserve better.
>>215030653>should not break allowedjeet post
Horror peaked on the 70s
>>215030664You don't understand anon. Lionsgate has promised to care about this new Blair Witch reboot... you just don't get them like I do.
>>215028039Im watching it tomorrow frens. I hope is good :)I really love Halloween...
>>215030664How about post wall roastie syndrome
>>215030701Shit movie. Thats why last year’s was so surprising. It was good from beginning to end. I have watched every VHS every year since the first one, so I know
>>215030701Ignore the fag, it's breddy in terms of VHS
I saw Abigail. Pretty fun movie.Solid 7 until she started jobbing to the glasses guy but overall I enjoyed it. It was at its best when it was just about a cute loli vamp fucking with her food. At least she's probably too old now for them to ruin it with a sequel...
>>215030750Shut the fuck up. Get better taste.
>>215028677cool but that camera going all over the place nonstop gave me a headache
>>215030578For me it's Dreamkill
>>215030701You are gonna like the last segment
can't believe they got Sydney Sweeney for this
>>215030859It is literally lame. It wasnt bad but come on. >>215030701You’re not missing anything if you skip it. I stopped paying attention after the second segment. Last year was actually pretty good for horror as a year.
VHS ranking:>1. VHS 2>2. VHS 1>3. Halloween>4. 85/Viral (Parallel Monsters is one of the best segments even though nothing else is good in Viral and Halloween is surprisingly consistent even though none of the segments are as good as PM)>5. Beyond>6. 94>7. 99
>>215030949*85 is surprisingly consistent
>>215030738>>215030922Hello deddit. le whacky chungus aliens arent horror.
>>215030967Alien films can be horror and VHS Beyond was.
Recommend me the best scary movies about witches that you know /tv/
>>215029868They really do make killers reenact at the scene in Europeean murder cases
This one was pretty good.Beyond is a steaming pile of shit.
>>215030996halloween season of the witch. suspiria original and remake
>>215030996>>215030996MarianneScariest looking witch on camera. One of the best. Some of the best horror scenes on screen too.
>>215030996Marianne is a show, though. Highly recommend it.
>>215030996Return To Oz
>>215031014This one was trash. Not one segment stood out.
>>215030996Here, watch this
>>215028423>evil doctor named RothschildBased beyond belief
>>215030996Blair Witch Project, no contest there.Gretel And Hansel is watchable.
I have seen every V/H/S and my opinions are always true. That being said, Kidprint is one of the better shorts in the series, and the haunted candy and haunted house ones were pretty fun. Aside from that, meh.
>>215030996Not exactly terrifying, but this is a very underrated Mexican witch kino centered around two great child actresses
>>215031156Kidprint was flawed in that they set up the "killing the wrong guy" in a poor way. But the overall quality of it was good.
>>215031156I didnt even look up from my phone during Kidprint
>>215031174I agree, that could have been done better, that and the short began to meander a bit after a while. >>215031181But on your phone you were also watching Kidprint, right?
Someone please add the VHS series to banned list
I enjoyed Hell Night. Better than I was expecting desu.
>>215031258There's a Misfits song about that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0hiNc0BgEU
>>215028039I want to punch the Asian SWAT team leader in VHS 94 so badly.
>>215031174I appreciated the director was actually TRYING to make something truly creepy and grisly; especially after watching Funsize which is probably the worst segment in the entire franchise. Even worse than that YAS KWEEN SLAY SWAT wraparound in 94.
>>215031230You know on Americas Got Talent, they make the judges face away and only when the singer is good do the judges turn around?I do this but for movies while browsing my phone
tonight's themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09jx3VUTkrobleh
>>215028792I admit, the part where her face fell off was good - not really the sfx, but the idea that her face had been severed.Reminded me of that awesome part in YellowBrickRoad with the scarecrow.
>>215031280Funsize was annoying as fuck don't get me wrong, it just happened to have two moments that were incredibly funny to me. The face explosion and the matrimony proposal denial. >>215031280That is my main point of praise for Kidprint, but in my opinion the director basically succeeded. It's just a truly horrible short, and the contrast between the happy go lucky attitude of the employees and the torture taking place on the screen heightens the effect.
Up next.
>>215031338Kidprint felt like it could have been on the first VHS movie; when it was edgier and not over the top with the tongue-in-cheek shit.
>>215030949Viral is dogshit and Parallel Monsters is overhyped reddit shit
>characters who did nothing wrong
>>215031444reddit cringe
>>215031421No.
>>215031444Cringe zoomer reddit Like that Doctor and kid cartoon.
>>215031452—>>215029566
Alright I'm onto Night of the Living Dead 1990. Day is still downloading but I'll watch that next.
>>215031444Rick and MortyPeak cringe. Peak reddit.
>>215031535good combo
>>215031540>>215031452>>215031465Stop samefagging cunt.
>>215031558
>>215028039Any other new anthologies worth watching aside from VHS?
>>215031444>We did it reddit!>Upvote!
>>215031585american cryptids
>>215031444Yeah, this VHS definitely isnt for me. Good thing they didnt use this as a promo. Peak reddit manchild
anyway, for the 4th of october i saw the platform 2didn't like it, it was poorly directed and confusing, its message being directly contradictory to the first film didn't exactly help itwasn't into the first film to begin with either, but still
>>215028416Filtered.
>>215028666checked
>>215031765I thought it was fine, but both films seems antagonistic to the viewer in terms of rejecting even a thematic conclusion let alone a logical one.And yeah in the second one it's amplified because there's not a clear party to root for anymore.
>>215031765Woke movieFirst movie was good and non-mainstream so they made sure to add woke to second film
>>215029500Very excited to see how they handle the JIMMYs and if they somehow save horror cinema.
>>215031847Woke? Was there pajeets in it?
>>215031813the first film establishes the message that you need to enforce a system, by force if necessary, one that everyone will benefit fromthe second film like takes this idea and makes it into a kind of performative act, none of them really believes in it which is why they end up resorting to violence and stages a revolt which ultimately resets the systemand like the leader guy said, someone else will just take his placeand for the leader of the rebellion, who just wants to escape the system, are shown to lead to moral collapse. a net zero gain
>>215031874Girlbosses
>>215031535Make sure you watch the new uncut version that was just released.
>>215031886Oh. Well at least they don't smell.
>>215031890isn't that the one where john russo adds a bunch of unnecessary shit that doesn't fit
>>215031890wrong. that version has been george lucaseddude remember how the big draw of this movie was it was color? were gonna make part of it black and white lel xd
>>215031898don't interact with pissman
>>215029113god the first segment was such femanist garbage it literally stopped the film from being a 10/10. All the other segments were great. It is woke how in funsized you see a dick but you don't see tits and how one of the characters think marrage is a trap but she get killed so it's all good.
>>215031930That is not pissman
classic pissman comment
>>215031444stupidest segment so far. like nigga you couldn't have found a dumber and more goofier looking 'monster'. looks like so fucking retard mongoloid tried cosplaying as a burger king mascot
Anyone in the mood to listen to some nice, soothing music to help from all the scary movies?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCYndZn6wuk
>>215031882I thought it was more an allegory about corruption of the state or religion into violent institutions where you're subordinate to some power structure.If the first film was about distribution of resources (i.e. capitalism), this seemed more about commies vs anarchists. Not totally though, I think both films can be viewed in a lot of ways.
>>215031924It's just the first 5 minutes, you fucking weirdo.>>215031918No?
>>215031958It was for the reddit crowd
>>215031970i -just- painted a red clown nose on the original mona lisajust
Did Romero ever talk about what made the dead rise in NOTLD? Like in the film there was talk about it being something flying around Jupiter or some shit.
>>215032043Did he mention why he casted a black guy when he didnt need to?
>>215032043they rise from the grave to continue consumingwhen there are no malls in hell the dead shall walk the earth
>>215028039>Give us your segment takes.>Diet Phantasma isn't funny >Coochie Coochie Co is a generic haunted house flick with a gimmick that's only appealing to women>Ut Supra Sic Infra is someone's pitch for a feature length movie>Fun Size is the obligatory ABYSMAL DOGSHIT entry>Kidprint could have been the best entry for being the most down-to-earth yet uncomfortable one but they wanna force a bad ending that makes no sense so it's trash>Home Haunt is alright I guessI really fucking wish the V/H/S series would stop trying to be fucking funny. Why is near every main character some sort of unappealing asshole and why is everything a bad end? Why did one of the few non-asshole protags, the guy from Kidprint, get fucking murdered and blamed? Why did those kids think he was in on it when the girl SAW her captor attack him? Stupid forced bad end>>215029956>I am confused as to why these are held in high regardOnly the first one and it's mostly because of one segment that spawned a spin-off. Every other entry in the series is going to be regarded with differing opinions because they really do just let whoever get a segment
>>21503207030% off brains!
>>215032081that's return of the living dead you moron
>>215032072> Why is near every main character some sort of unappealing loserYou just described the masses of npcs redditors
>>215032088they eat humans in notld dummyyou think they dont eat brains
>>215032043none of them have any explicit explanation. there are the news broadcasts about a radioactive satellite that exploded above earth after passing near venus but its never officially confirmed. in Dawn there is the monologue by peters character but it comes off more as a kind of coping mechanism. in Day theyre trying to figure out how to control it but they get nowhere since frankenstein is more interested in teaching them tricks and has spent much of his time doing that and not finding the cause. I like that its a mystery and not concrete
>>215032043Radiation from a space meteor
>>215032072This VHS was clearly meant for soibois and feminists
>>215032072>Ut Supra Sic Infra is someone's pitch for a feature length moviehere's hoping, good idea but needed more fleshing out.>why is everything a bad end?What have you got against bad endings? I mean the Kidprint one at least made it meaningful, it hits home about the lurking killers that go free.
>>215028379but none of those are scary movies tho?great movies except for saw and sixth sense, but not scary
>>215032088I haven't seen that one yet. It's on my list.
>>215032132waych itnow dummy
>>215028379>slashers>fantasy gguys like freddieLMAO not scary
>>215032072>I really fucking wish the V/H/S series would stop trying to be fucking funnyThey won't as long as you have sois like >>215028792 who get the ick if the short is too uncomfortable
ok I'll bake then
>>215030478Agreed.
What is your problem with Fun Size segment?
>>215030133>>215030264>>215030320>>215030541Just finished it. Well that was terrible. Literally NOTHING happens.
>>215030082The Last Broadcast
>>215032231>>215032231>>215032231>>215032231>>215032231>>215032231
>>215032114>What have you got against bad endings?Bad Endings can be fine, not when they just happen for the sake of itFun Size is implying only one person can escape the weird Candy Factory, the main character escapes and then she dies anyway. It's not even a funny twistMain character from Kidprint eats shit because "UHWHOA THE SERIAL KILLER GOT AWAY WITH IT! ISN'T THAT SCARRYY?!" when the skin peeling was doing a good job of being unsettling already, especially since you know it was happening to preschoolers. You're asking me to just accept that the girl who saw her attacker assault someone in a very "You weren't suppose to see that" fashion come to the conclusion that they're in cahoots, stab the other guy to death and then pathetically job off-screen Him taking the wrap for the killings is also ass once what you start asking too many questions but this is a 20 minute short so I guess I shouldn't
>>215032225There's two takes on BWP. "Nothing happens" and "Greatest horror of all time".Never heard anything else.
>>215032248>guy stands in cornertruly a bone chilling slow burner!!
>>215030082>>215030170>Hell House LLCI second this. The first Hell House is Kino as Fuck!
>>215028540just a normal flaccid penis
