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RIP, AND CUT, AND MUTILATE THE INNOCENT edition

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First for Leaving D.C.
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Funsize is funny i dont know why you niggers hate it
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>>215041628
Epic fail
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Haggin'
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>>215041641
1) Kidprint
2) Coochie Coo
3) Haunted House (ending short)
4) Funsize
-power gap-
5) Soda
6) The Spanish Short

Funsize wasn't funny though.
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Banned actresses on /hor/
>Jessica Harper
>Jennifer Connelly
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watch something
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Banned users on /hor/
>Negro Piss Man
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>>215041657
is the top right the hag from Piano Teacher?
I swear this board's obsession with (literal) hags is by in large due to never having sex and watching too much pron. Nude older women look ghastly
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>>215041641
>HAHA PENIS LOL HEHE
le funny
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>>215041672
a2a
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>>215041680
rolling
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>>215041597
Anyone else like horror movies where the characters fight back that ISN'T just the final girl thing? Last House on the Left was interesting for how the parents fought back. Same with House on the Edge of the Park.
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>>215041665
>6) The Spanish Short
Ut Supra Sic Infra was kino, definitely looked the most kino. Needed to be 5 minutes longer thoughbeit.
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>>215041700
Yeah, age is a major turn off for me. Over 30 or even 25 and the body just isnt fresh. This general’s obsession with prunes is probably from a micronutrient imbalance.
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>Leave /hor/ for many months
>Come back and it's still mostly that one dude who plays multiple characters (including "pissman") mostly samefagging to himself.

The closer we get to Halloween the more people looking to post constructively will populate this general, drowning out most of this utter drivel.
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>>215041721
boomer
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Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:
>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)
>The Fly (1986)
>Inferno (1980)
>Frankenhooker (1990)
>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)
>Bad Taste (1987)
>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
>Gothic (1986)
>The Devils (1971)
>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)
>Scarecrows (1988)
>Manhunter (1986)
>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
>The Prowler (1981)
>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)
>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)
>Elves (1989)
>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)
>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
>Carnosaur (1993)
>Pieces (1982)
>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
>Cube (1997)
>Blood Dolls (1999)
>Gozu (2003)
>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)
>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)
>Maximum Overdrive (1986)
>Night Flier (1997)
>Near Dark (1987)
>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
>Stage Fright (1987)
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Is there a magnet ir something for v/h/s Halloween? I don't think it warrants buying a shudder sub.
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>>215041781
I assume there is, but I use private trackers.
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>>215041700
Yeah that's her.
>this board's obsession with (literal) hags is by in large due to never having sex and watching too much pron.
Can't speak for other anons but neither of those apply to me. I've just always liked older women (case in point, my first gf was two years older)
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>>215041769
Take your meds.
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>>215041680
Rolling
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Watch Possession
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>>215041778
BALLS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
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>>215041843
kek females summed up in one picture
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>expect werewolf kino
>instead it's an allegory for the foibles of adolescence and transitioning into womanhood or some shit
Good movie though. The autumn atmosphere, the wardrobe, the production design (all the sets and props), the practical effects, etc. You can tell this movie was made with passion.
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>>215041843
>I'M ACTING
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>>215041901
I hated it because they kept killing dogs like sadistic chinks
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>>215041802
>two years
that's not even really a gap she's basically your age at that point.
i was with a 36 y/o girl when i was 29 and she was hot, but there's a big difference between a 36 y/o and a 50+ y/o who requires lube
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>>215041843
>When are you going to put a ring on me?
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>>215041843
>serious relationships only
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>>215041843
Is she farting?
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>>215041843
>per past, your future
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>>215041597
Just rewatched this last night, great movie except for the ending. Went too supernatural.
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>>215041961
>that's not even really a gap she's basically your age at that point.
Yeah true, that's nothing when you hit your 20s. This was back in high school and I've had way bigger gaps since then
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Watched that Taiwanese "Incantation". Genuinely good. Been a while since I've actually felt a bit uncomfortable because of a horror movie.
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>look up movie that seems interesting
>isn't available anywhere
>look at physical releases
>hasn't come out on a home video format since laserdisc
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>>215042065
hope you're being treated well desu
contrary to popular fantasy most older women / younger men couples isn't maternal, those women are just crazy or even abusive. def was what happened to me, glad to be free from that.
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>>215042075
It shouldn't have been found footage-lite format IMO but otherwise I liked it too. Soulful and genuine with how much she loves her daughter.
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>>215041779
They didn't do a 4K remaster of the fly?
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>>215041597
And impregnate
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>>215041665
kidprint sucked
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>>215041657
Based post, keep fighting the hag fight.
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>>215042094
Should've had a bit more of the cool body horror elements. The opening closeup of the mouth with multiple rows of teeth got me hooked immediately.
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>>215042111
desu if you didnt like Kidprint then just dont bother watching VHS movies at all at that point.
the reveal was amazing, Bruce's character is great, he had the perfect voice, look, etc. for a killer and his lines were great.

>can i be your girlfriend? would that be okay with you?
>no
>i'm your friend!
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>>215042087
The Suckling? More like The SUCKling am I right
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I'm late to the party this year, finally kicked it off tonight with Nosferatu (1922). First time watch for me, and while I liked the movie itself, I hated the soundtrack.

Apparently it was the original score written for the film when it came out, but I felt like it didn't fit the tone of the visuals at all. It was way too bombastic and melodramatic, completely undercutting the mood and making the whole thing feel silly. I'm gonna rewatch it soon with some dark ambient or electronic album in the background, so the visuals don't end up so suffocated.

What should I watch next? I'm torn between Herzog's Nosferatu or Häxan (1922).
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>>215042099
Hot scene. Sadly, the movie was ahead of its time in being so dark you can't see shit some of the time.
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>>215042257
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UH OH reddit found an AI picture in the first segment of VHS. theyre already starting their review bomb on letterboxd like they did with LATE NIGHT!!!!
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>>215041779
>Carnosaur
I'll take a cheap 3-pack DVD, they haven't been released in 25 years.
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>>215042314
Why would I ever care about what reddit says or does? Why would I ever even go on reddit or pozboxd?
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>>215042314
found? it was pretty dang obvious
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Anyone rewatching the Scream movies? What does /hor/ consider the best one to be?
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>>215042371
One is the best, next is a toss-up between 2 and 4.
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>>215042314
So what? AI is going to be even more commonplace in the future
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Forever my favorite movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9egQyLpEyI
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>>215042406
The haze effect on 4 is weird
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Ready for our spooky date, anon?
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In the Mouth of Madness got a real book release. Cool as fuck. Do you read Sutter Cane?
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Are Critters 3 & 4 worth watching?
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>>215042314
I really don't get the obsession with AI that normalfags seem to have. Is it just Current Thing now that Ukraine/Palestine/etc is boring?
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>hag lovers
Ngl, the average age of 4chan in general is too high. It isnt the age number issue, but the issues related to age. Like the need to “act mature” and fit in and how being in a 9-5 for more than a decade will dull you.
In another thread on another board, some anon said
>i was with my wife on a date and we saw some 40 year old hitting on a younger girl. Grow up
Like bro, your wife wishes she was the younger girl. Older males on 4chan or men in general dont have much going on in their lives and they love to larp as trad and mature on 4chan.
Since the average age is so high, the lolz and bantz is gone and is diluted with dullness even if it is there.
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>>215042483
I'm more of a Garth Marenghi man myself.
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What horror show on Netflix are these chuds talking about? I can't name any.
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>>215042483
Great movie but the designated woman's acting was so bad
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>>215042536
> Since the average age is so high, the lolz and bantz is gone and is diluted with dullness even if it is there.
I definitely know what you mean. I was on 4chan during The Walking Dead s1 and s2 and the Drive era. Lots of easy going atmosphere. Now, a lot of the posts are some middle aged people where life has wore them down.
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>>215042593
Wayward and Ed Gein show both just came out and both fit the bill.
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>>215042593
Wayward
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anyone explain April Fool's Day 1986 endnig?
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VHS Halloween absolute fucking kino, and full of grade A qts
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Only brainlets don't like Blair Witch 2
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>>215042631
>>215042653
i think the writer of the show being in it is perfectly reasonable
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>>215042663
Also my tier list:

>Home Haunt
>Ut Supra Sic Infra
>Coochie Coochie Coo
>Diet Phantasma
>Fun Size
>Kidprint
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>>215042663
full of grade A qts? not really, pic related and the blonde one with the ass from Funsized were the only ones desu
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>>215042663
Fuck nuns
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>>215042530
Critters 3 is a drop in quality but it has the interesting distinction of being Leonardo DiCaprio's first movie. 4 is better than 3 although it's light on Crites, being more of an Alien clone and taking place on a space ship
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>>215042663
the lawyer was pretty hot too, or maybe she was police? y'all know who i mean
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>>215042708
i liked the milf in home haunt
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>>215042739
Yes, she was.
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>>215042708
There were a bunch of 'em in Kidprint
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>>215042031
>Went too supernatural
it's a movie about demons
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Have there been any good found footage movies released like Deadstream but this year?
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>>215042779
Way past her prime
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>>215041680
nice lineup, rolling for something I haven't seen before
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>>215042779
Maggie Q looks like her but Maggie Q is 79 years old
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>>215042779
They really do shove trans actors into every movie
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>>215042779
get eyebrowanon on the line
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>>215042684
How is Blair Witch 2 defensible?
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>>215042684
which one?
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are there any actual "serious" zombie movies?
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>>215042991
It's the literal exact same movie as Grave Encounters 2.
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>>215043020
Maggie. The Night Eats the World. Night of the Living Dead. That's really it.
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>>215042631
>>215042653
>not horror
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>>215043020
The Battery is pretty good
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>>215041597
It is NOT IN THE FILE!
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M3gan!
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>>215042031
The studio forced Blatty to throw in an exorcism scene.
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>>215041641
You are too much of a nigger to see how retarded it is.
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>>215040500
yes there is a magnet link on few private trackers.
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>>215043116
I don't know why he was nominated for a Razzie. He gave a genuinely good performance.
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>>215042530
I’ve never understood how the crite ball works. Are they linking hands? Is the ball hollow in the middle?
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>>215043020
Night of the Living Dead, Living Dead in Manchester Morgue, Zombi 2, Day of the Dead. Those are kind of all that I can think of, which is a shame, because I prefer the serious ones.
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>>215041944
Not the heckin doggos!
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>>215043198
Don't think about it, just roll with it.
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>>215043020
REC
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>>215043154
>IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE ITS NOT REALISTIC!!!!
lol youre scared of slashers
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Did any good gookino came out since Exhuma? I wanna watch the asian horror of the year.
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>>215043349
The problem isn't that it's not realistic, the problem is that it's fucking reddit tier wacky """humor""".
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>>215043369
Handsome Guys
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>>215043404
your idea of humor is dead migrants
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>>215042708
>blonde
Nah not even the qtst qt in that segment, feminine beautiful green eyed brunettes mog peanut bronzed skin walker blonde bimbos every time
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>>215043020
this one https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1082868/
and that >>215043349 one
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>>215043422
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>>215043369
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108609
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>>215043020
Yeah, too many
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>>215042263
I've done that before, switched out the soundtrack of a silent film for something more modern. Really works, though I like all types.
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Whose side are YOU on, anon?
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based schlock enjoyer
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>>215043642
Her cute friend should've survived
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Situation report they wanna make a movie about the ghost and we have not Warren the rights
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>>215043696
A healthy amount of slop is essential for any October watchlist
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>>215043684
frick jason, freddy actually has a personality
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what was the moral of the story?
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>>215043837
if you're going into a wet hole, make sure it's not attached to something demonic
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>>215041597
>no im not!
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>>215043684
the big retard
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sexy vampire elves
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>>215044189
Where?
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>>215044200
in my dream kino
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>>215044189
>>215044225
That's enough of this
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>>215044189
what anime?
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do you believe in love after life?
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>>215041665
>bold choices. make him watch it again.
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>>215044387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3g6tTYoxM
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>>215041597
Saw Lake Mungo recently.
It lingers with you after you've seen it.
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>>215044465
Luke Mango is boring as shit. Great if you have sleeping problems.
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>>215044387
I can feel something inside me say!
I really wanna fuck some zombie puss-ay!
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>>215044465
Love it, very unsettling but not very rewatchable
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>>215044494
>all those violent piercings
yjk it looked like a tackle box downstairs
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>>215044546
The fact it was so relatable in its plot made me feel a bit uneasy at night at work when I have to lock upstairs, knowing that the place is crawling with cameras.
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I wish I lived inside an 80s slasher. Their worlds are so comfy, the only problems are the psychotic supernatural evil killers
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Is it
modus operan-die
or
modus operan-dee
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>>215044722
The latter.
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>>215044633
What would your archetype be in such a world, I want to be the red herring dude that acts suspect the entire time
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>>215044722
The forner.
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>>215044755
I would be the shy guy that doesn't get pussy until late into the movie and then immediately gets killed after
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>>215042587
>I'm more of a Garth Marenghi man myself.

Unfortunately most people here wouldn't understand what you're talking about while the below video is the most accurate description of Glasgow you'll ever hear....

https://youtu.be/_ECGKcl4s-k?si=Je00Kc3Ctfh3huA3

!!!FACT!!!
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i just tought of this, is there such thing as softcore horror like how there's softcore thriller?
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>>215044722
The former
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>>215042602
wrong.
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Can I get some golden age scifi alien invasion recs? Just watched Earth vs the Flying Saucers
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>>215044800

I'd also like to recommend Bloody Pit of Horror, pure 1965 cheese....

https://youtu.be/8QVTJ8Jeor4?si=Sr1XuGpMPXryF-_6

!!!FACT!!!
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>>215044802
I mean…yeah but there isn’t really much a distinction made
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>>215044802
>i just tought of this, is there such thing as softcore horror like how there's softcore thriller?

Go on porn websites and search for Horror!!!FACT!!!
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>>215044800
He's trying to heal Britain.
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!!!FAG!!!
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>>215042684
It ended with the reveal that they all killed each other on drugs, right?

>>215043024
Grave Encounters 2 was cool though and it ended like Evil Dead 2.
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>>215044877
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
The Earth Dies Screaming
Village of the Damned
The Man from Planet X
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>>215044494
This is on my watchlist for this week, I don't think I've seen it.
I have seen ROTLD before but it was probably some awful 500mb rip watched on a laptop 15 years ago, so going to rewatch that as well.
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>>215041680
Roll
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>>215044977
>I have seen ROTLD before but it was probably some awful 500mb rip watched on a laptop 15 years ago, so going to rewatch that as well.

Afterwards read my 30th anniversary review....

https://www.popticnerve.com/2022/07/the-return-of-living-deadfact.html

!!!FACT!!!
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Are any of the Leprechauns sequels fun/worth watching?
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>>215045173
I like part 3
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>>215045173
back 2 the hood is genuinely funny. it's beyond stupid but if you like that kind of humor you'll laugh a lot
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>>215045173
Yeah basically everything up to Back 2 tha hood
>>215045218
Are you smoking crack nigga? That's the worst one by a mile. In The Hood is good though.
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>>215045173
2 has a hot female lead and a great pair of stunt tits.
3 is Warwick's favorite of the series so make of that what you will.
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Don’t Kill It (2016) – In this fun, goofy Worth a Watch, we see demon-hunter Dolph Lundgren (with a very unconvincing southern accent) tracking down an especially troublesome entity, a hyper-violent type of POSSESSOR. When it takes over someone, their eyes go black, and they starts killing as many people as possible -- often starting with the possessed’s own family. Fighting it is difficult, as whoever kills the possessed is the *next* to be taken and continue the spree -- hence the title!

The Dolph character, Jebediah, likes hookers and hefts a mighty net-gun, hoping to capture someone possessed by the demon *alive* and enact some kind of solution. By his side is a GIRL BOSS FBI character, but Jebediah remains the central focus. (Surprisingly, though she acts like a complete, take-charge bitch, she gets a refreshing amount of pushback, starting with the harmless deputy who refuses to park her car after she throws her keys at him; essentially, she is a *frustrated* girl boss!) The action is fast and splattery, and no matter how goofy it gets, you’ll be consistently entertained. Echoing indoor audio and a lack of artsy shots emphasize the low-budget nature of it -- but liberal split-second practicals of heads shattering and blood gushing add a nice sense of impact to the carnage. It feels so much shorter than its 83 minutes! If you want silly a horror action where script is a tertiary concern, but which has some neat ideas even so, this is it. (Dolph’s continually careless handling of the DEMON JAR is something else!)
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>>215045297
what is this, a review for your local newspaper?
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>>215045286
i'm not really a fan of these types of movies so i guess i liked b2th because it went so far into being shit that it became a farce instead of trying to be an actual movie
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>>215041665
Haunted House
Ut Supra Sic Infra
Coochie Coo
Kidprint
Funsize
Soda
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>>215045340
No, I just like to pound out reviews for movies I watch in October, November, and December. I sometimes post them here!

Lol, I wrote 50k words of them last year. Basically, I like to sum up my thoughts in writing, because it makes it more *special* for me somehow.
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>>215045173
Returns is good
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>>215045381
I find the writing style very gay nigga but I appreciate the effort and I will add Don't Kill It to my list because the idea sounds interesting.
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>>215045462
Any time someone writes quasi-grammatically on 4chan, they risk sounding gay by contrast, I guess, even though I often have a few typos.
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Well, I've watched my one TITTYPIRE film of the year. I wrote a pretty good review for it, but I'll post it later, in another thread.
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they're eating the lolis!
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>>215045757
Is that V/H/S Halloween? I kind of want to watch that this year -- never seen one.
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>>215045796
Yeah. Not a bad one to start with, though the newer ones are a bit goofier than the early ones. Post your thoughts when you do.
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>>215044967
thanks
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So I watched The Monkey and all I can say is what the fuck. Is there anything worse than a movie that's trying to be funny but isn't?
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>>215041597
any film that Dourif is in, you know at least there'll be something to look forward to.
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>>215045757
"I have eaten loli now loli is eating me"
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>>215046083
I thought Osgood's Longlegs was better, but The Monkey was pretty entertaining, even if it didn't make me laugh out loud.
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>>215046083
Some people found it funny. I don't know how, but they did. I hated it.
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>>215045757
While the spanish short wasn't the best, i wish more of these segments looked like that. Less weird filters that just look goofy and ugly camera effects and just something that looks like it was actually filmed in a realistic way.
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>>215046141
He was hilarious in this one retarded haunted house kino I watched. The Hazing 2004. Stupid as hell but kind of fun, with hot girls. Only problem was the self-insert asian guy, that was weird.
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>>215042314
The problem with it was that it stuck out so bad. Not a single person was like "this looks like shit can we try one more prompt"?
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>>215043684
I root for the final girl, not the killer chuds.
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>>215041680
Rolle
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>>215044877
It Came From Outer Space
I Married A Monster From Outer Space
Quatermass 2 aka Enemy From Space
Invaders From Mars
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protag deserved to die for being a vengeful bitch

>>215041680
roll
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>>215046521
oh boy an anthology film
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Any good horror movies with cute/hot main antagonist? Like a Megan type deal
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>>215046602
Well, Orphan stars a cute lead at least.
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>>215043020
What kind of retarded question is that? What do you even qualify as a "serious" zombie movie?
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>>215046602
>>215046723
They might be cute, but are they also funny?
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>Tommy Doyle is getting people who care to go kill Michael Myers, wanna come with us and get murdered?

Anyone else think this fuck single-handedly ruined the Halloween trilogy? His death scene was the best part. Terrible
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>movie ending in Michael getting decapitated is followed by a movie called Halloween Resurrection
>it's not about Michael coming back from the dead, it turns out he actually beat up some paramedic and swapped clothes with them
And that's the least of what's wrong with this movie!
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>>215041680
Rolling because I can't decide w2w
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Kino time

That’s me in the corner
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“ Well, Orphan stars a cute lead at least,” he said sheepishly while trying to cover up his hentai stash as his sister was just about to enter his room during his goon sesh.
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>>215046978
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
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According to physiognomy, having one eye partially closed or droopy means unresolved trauma.
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>>215046818
At the end of Kills? That was one of the most forced "get them to point B" parts I've seen. They had no motive to do it, it was the worst part of the film.
I did like the ending of Kills though, a lot. Because they set it up earlier that he was looking out the window, but at some point (can't remember if it was actually the very end) they imply he was just looking at himself in the reflection which is perfect MM.
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Y'know, I like to give ksloppers lots of shit on /film/ yet here I am, watching a korean horror joint.
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>>215047308
what kino?
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Evening Fixbros

Our cherished Canadian princess could quite possibly be filming a new kino right now as she just made a very rare Instagram post to share this
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any kinos you guys can recommend that's like this?
I really enjoyed this
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>>215047425
Gaming atm but will be putting on a kino tonight
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>>215041680
baby needs a new pair of shoes!
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>>215047452
Watch Lowlifes
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>>215047425
As Above, So Below
Grave Encounters
I mean you can basically google "found footage".
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>>215047393
>23 years old
Idk man
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>>215047389
Handsome Guys.
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>>215041680
i don't know what to watch
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>>215047483
already watched both of those
aside from the found footage aspect I liked the religious aspect mixed with the lovecraftian monster reveal at the end
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>>215047497
Thats almost the end of the life cycle.
If you already own it, its better to hold on until the new platform.
If buying new now, skip it and buy something new
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I was telling my mom to watch Castle Freak and when I brought it up on Roku to show her the image was a picture of Barbara Crampton and she said "Ph yeah she was in lots of stuff! She's so pretty."

what other kinos is she in?
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>>215047526
Watch Lowlifes
>>215047497
Wdym friend? Amanda Fix is a cherished and adored Canadian princess
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>>215047565
She should’ve been in Wayward
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Spooktober Drawing #6 - Laura Palmer
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>>215047550
That movie where the dude has the worm sticking out of his head. He was also in that movie Re-Animator
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>>215047541
>lovecraftian monster reveal at the end
What does it look like so I don't have to watch this flick?
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>>215047618
>That movie where the dude has the worm sticking out of his head
name?
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>>215046978
Ok I’m confused now. I just made it to the part of this film where I remember the husband character is driving down the road listening to R.E.M’s Losing My Religion but instead he was just listening to some generic rock song and then starts singing the lyrics to Losing My Religion before dying. Did I download some shitty watered down rip of the movie or this the fabled Mandela Effect?
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>>215047550
Re-Animator
From Beyond
Chopping Mall
Puppet Master
Castle Freak
In Search of Darkness
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>>215047602
i could have saved her
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>>215047652
your moms vagina
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>>215047678
‘‘Twas this one

Pretty sure she gets nekkid in it
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>>215047721
aight, based
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>>215041680
testing
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>>215047713
I Google it. Yeah, this movie fucking sucks, you have really shit taste if you thought this looked good.
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>>215047652
It's cleverly done, you don't need to see anything.
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>>215047541
Gotcha. Did you see Possession of Michael King?
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>>215047799
thanks
will give it a shot
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>>215047768
Nobody walks away from the film saying it looked good you retard. As if just watching the end on YouTube like a 30iq zoomer is going to have the same effect as watching the film.
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why the fuck did this take such a weird turn towards the end?
shit could've been decent if they just kept it grounded
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>>215045297
Glad you liked it, anon! I think it's a real hidden gem.
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>>215046818
Too many dumb or laughable parts in that trilogy, and I'm not really sure if all of them were intentional
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>>215047393
>>215047467
>>215047565
I love Amanda Fix
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post horror movies Ted Bundy would like
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>>215047910
I'm pretty tedpilled and this movie was a little much even for me
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>>215042534
Most women have a secret yearning to become an artist because they remember when they would doodle in their notebook in school instead of taking notes, so they cope that the reason they will never become one is because of the existence of AI
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>>215047721
I just watch Re-Animator last night. From Beyond will be in a week or so. Jeffrey Combs was so good. But I think I honestly prefer milf Babs to young Babs.
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>>215047602
Make one for Shawnee!
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>>215047982
Based movie
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>>215042708
you are forgetting the qt that another anon posted a few threads ago
>>215029610
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>>215048006
From Beyond is good but Re-Animator is better
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>>215048013
>>215047982
explain
i always have doubts about horror movies with female protagonists especially modern ones
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>>215048053
Definitely a fun movie
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>>215047818
It hinges on the monster looking good which it doesn't. This movie is barely known because it obviously sucks. No need to watch the rest.
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>>215048053
Re-Animator sucks lol. Really dumb movie and not that interesting at all, even if it's a Lovecraft one.
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>>215048055
It's by the guy who made Martyrs, who is a genuine freak pervert who gets off on women/girls getting tortured raped and killed, it is a movie about women/girls getting tortured raped and killed
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>>215048055
Its just girls getting fucked up the whole movie. Its a /hor/ favorite
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>>215048100
is it less boring than martyrs? that was a snooze fest
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>>215048100
tits or gtfo
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>>215048100
exactly. I watched Martyrs after hearing everybody glazing what a unique movie it was and then I discover it is literally nothing more than the director's not disguised at all fetish. Anyone who ever praised that movie is probably someone you can look up on a sex offender registry
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>>215048115
Yeah, probably. Arguably more stuff happens in it.
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>>215048100
You sound like such a bitch loser cuck soi boy
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>>215048095
I didnt think it was dumb I felt like it was about knowing you're right in a world of people who tell you you're wrong and finding that one kindred soul who will enable your delusions and let you be kind of fruity and gay with him meanwhile
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>>215048177
I think you're reading more into my post than is there, anon. Everything there was simply objective facts.
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It just hit me that when Gen Alpha horror kicks in, you'll start seeing actors who played teens in raunchy 90s/2000s comedies now playing the grandparents
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Has anyone seen /ourgirl/'s movie yet?
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>>215048055
Why are you even into this genre at all then
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>>215048177
>Loser soiyaboy bean beta orbiter squirting anal liquid because he takes facts as an insult
Yup. Single mom.
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>>215048095
Fuck you I’ll fucking murder you
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why is everyone suddenly talking about Spree?
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>>215047602
excellent
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>>215048037
looks like i forgot for good reason...
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>>215048310
Kurties are rising up
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>>215048230
>3.8/10
Not sure I want to
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>>215048310
covid fried everyone's brain and made their taste shit so people like Spree now, that's been my theory
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>>215048310
it's getting featured on a lot of streaming services, i know that's how i found it.
it's more relevant today than it was just a few years back during its initial release, it's not like our political landscape or internet culture has significantly changed since 2020, the only difference now is that it's even more widespread. this movie have been filmed and released exactly as it is in current year and no one would be the wiser.
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>>215048305
That peach vodka's going to your head
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>>215048305
Go murder some twinkies you fat dumpy fuck
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>>215048305
Movie is on banned list anyways
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>>215048469
wut? banned list?
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>>215048486
don't bait the jeet into posting it plz
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>>215048464
Video Dead is a very dumb, but VERY comfy movie. Highly recommended for the Z/pulp mood! It scared the shit out of me when I was like six and USA showed it on Friday Night Frights.

I wish that more had been done with the old guy "guide" character that appears in the TV realm.
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>>215048469
It isn’t though
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>>215048585
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>>215048464
I like these old school horror movie covers
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>>215048585
Add Oddity
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>>215048618
Romero is such a cuck
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>>215048623
Caveat and Oddity are two of the best movies you can watch for October. Damien McCarthy is working on a THIRD movie and I couldn't be more excited. Hokum!
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>>215048620
nothing beats a decrepit hand
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watching Hotel Inferno (2013) almost done and its peak slopkino. Very meaty
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Other than Friday the 13th and Bloody Murder, which other horror films feature hockey-masked killers?
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>>215048448
I did polish off a second bottle earlier

I’m sorry for the threats, I’m not a murderer
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>>215048623
>>215048585
Add Oddity. Feminist horror
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>>215048655
Did you watch them all? Man, 4 is a trip with how bad it is . . . I'd probably watch it again.

https://youtu.be/CDZoPxi7r64?si=d-6KxrbdohNeSQNg

(That's probably the best part)
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>>215048654
If I wanted to subject myself to Irish slop I'd attend a sunday dinner with my family
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>>215048684
>Oddity is feminist horror
Nigga you're really reaching for that one. The Internet has fried your brain.
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>gran's watching some '90s movie about cute lesbians in the '50s or something
>fall vibes, wholesome, the whole deal
>come back later
>movie ends with the protagonist BBQ-ing and feeding her girl’s dead abusive husband to some sketchy southern cop
>"the secret is in the sauce"

lolwtf
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>>215048703
Literally every single one of these movies is good
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>>215048688
No it's my list though.
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>>215048723
> The film treats grief seriously, bro. Darcy is not just avenging but trying to understand what happened. That includes confronting others (mostly male) who misled or harmed.
Zoomer failed grade 12 English
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>>215048734
Possession should be on here too, woke slop
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>>215048733
>50 iq post
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>>215046499
thanks
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>>215044722
die



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