"Gar Trek" editionPrevious: >>215053123
>>215078334what a stupid shirt, garfield likes lasagna
>>215078334>phone picture as OPThis is fucking poor even by the degraded standards of /trek/
>>215078391Great work. I'm sure you have a bright future fact-checking jokes.
>>215078483where as your future as OP is not looking bright
star trek sex with shran
>>215078500I will remain OP for the rest of this thread, and there's nothing you can do about it.
star trek pon farr with dr selar
>>215078519and your shame will now be apparent to all for many hours to come, weird self own but you do you
>>215078391Garfield seems to like all Italian food. Haven't you heard the Garfield & Friends opening song?>We're ready to party. We're ready. I hope you bring lots of spaghetti.
>>215078535What shame? That I reposted an image I downloaded from this thread?
>>215078560if your going to make a shirt about garfield beaming up italian food then their is one thing you put on it and it ain't pizza or spaghetti for that matter
>>215078535You can't deny it's an improvement over the MLP content in the previous thread's OP.
>>215078584and a phone post on top of that, just shameful on every level, however lets move beyond your embarrassment and talk about trek, wht would you like to discuss? for myself I'm annoyed and Ent at the moment, they spent a fair bit of time a few episodes ago explaining why you can't fire phasers in warp and this ep its>fire aft cannon>right you are captain cheerioits actually pretty decent episode just shit like that really brings the whole series down, berman and braga really weren't firing on all cylinders at this point
>>215078615kirk saying nu-trek sucks? no I wholeheartedly disagree no matter how much mlp sucks as well
>>215078619i mean, they're shooting backwardsthat kinda makes sense
>>215078391Swine Trek was based
>>215078334First for Romuchad supremacy
THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM SHADOW SHADOW PRESIDENT ORSON
>>215078738"The Romujew cries out in pain as he hits you" - Capt Kirk, Captains log
>punished dukat: a man denied his statue
>>215078706no it doesn't, in any case on to the next ep its Con Air but in Space!!! staring archer and trip with a really massive Nausicaan playing the role of Cyrus the Virus, this should be fun, once again have to admire the makeup work Westmore was on the absolute top of his game
>>215078778that wasn't michael ironside was it?
>>215078767He was an unappreciated man
>>215078793nah Michael Ironside isn't 6'6 and build like a brickshit hou...well he isn't 6'6
>>215078793ok I looked it up I was a bit off he's only 6'2 Michael McGrady, also he was on quantum leap which is why he might be on this in any case he seems to have had a career playing big thugs, good for him
>>215078588>your>theirilliterateopinion discarded
>>215078950>their/there autismpeak leddit, accept your shame and move on OP
>>215079007>basic grammar>noooo le autismThe true "lower standards" are here, not on the Cerritos.
>>215079023you don't belong here I get you are embarrassed but trying to recover with "your/you're their/there" belongs on reddit newfag, we don't do that here
>>215078588based and kino
>>215079007>>215079023OP here, I'm conceding in defeat. I just use my grammar correction as a way to cope with my small infertile baby penis and the fact that I am on twink death.
>>215079133checked
>>215079133well then lets all move on and discuss how Dukat did nothing wrong
WHAT DO YOU MEAN we're not friends????
>>215079046Of course 4chan does that. You must be new here.
Here's the final score from the previous thread. Despite a last-minute push from a dedicated schizo, two rows were nearly filled, but no bingo. Who would have guessed none of you would call Lower Decks gay? I commend your newfound restraint.
here's a weird fun fact the suliban were named after the taliban, this was a couple years or so before 9/11, Berman had been shooting a documentary in afganistan and he thought the stories he heard sounded mysterious and cool this weird offshoot group of extremists with advanced tech and training getting help from some mysterious group, so he re-worked it into a trek race the suliban, no wonder they vanished after 9/11 too close to home, I really don't want to start some real world shit here but it is interesting. I was reading about it because after the last ep I know the suliban basically never show up again and I was wondering if I forgot a later ep that wrapped up that plot.
>>215079200oh no I taunt the fags that do that and have done so for well over a decade now, its in the same category as crying about typos because you can't counter the point, or you just exposed yourself as esl I've been doing it for a long long time anon.
Here's the bingo card for this thread. As you can see, you're off to a strong start!And BTW, how is it >>214880435 remained up but >>215056213 and >>215056272 got deleted? And to think I get accused of being a corrupt janny.
lol the schizo's ban expired I'm sure he's desperate for a (you)
>>215079271Well, I didn't make the shirt, so >>215078588's point is moot.
>>215079296but you posted it in fact you made it the OP, so no I feel free to mock the img and by extension you
>>215079304And I feel free to keep marking spots on the bingo card. I may have a row within the next 20 minutes! It's stunning how much you inadvertently prove my point.
And when I say more rape in Star Trek, I mean gang rape, the highest form of rape.
lol ban lifted immediately starts just begging for a (you)>please give me attention!!No
>>215079023>The true "lower standards" are here, not on the CerritosNah: theirs lots of lower standards they're, too
>>215078391>Garfield only likes lasagna, not pizza!Lorelet confirmed, you probably can't even name any of Jon's family members who live on the farm.
Remember Lyman? He was Odie's owner.
>>215079346One man rape gang reporting in. Raped Roiland so hard he was cancelled.
>>215079346rape planet has many forms of rape gang rape is just the standard, to achieve rape singularity a total rape when all are both raper and rapee is to ascend to highest form of rape is what turkana IV seeks to achieve the collective rape to ascend to beings of pure rape alone unbound by the constraints of the mundane and rise to PURE RAPALL
>>215079412>onlyyou miss the point in fact you missed the entire star system
>>215079046sounds like YOU'RE new, this place has done that shit since the beginning
>>215079426what did he really do wrong? maybe they deserved it?
>>215079437Dysgenic...
>215079490lol no more (you)'s schizo, time to filter, and I've almost got bingo and we aren't even on 60 posts
I have been on that Garfield dark ride everyone sucked dick on AMA.
>>215079461>OK he likes pizza... But he wouldn't ask for it!
>>215079509as a nepobaby have you ever thought about not being a waste of existence?
>>215079530>if you are going to make a shirt were garfield asks for one thing to be beamed up it would be...you fill in the blank, the shirt is a failure to understand both garfield and star trek
>>215079498DARMOK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA
>>215079532BF is the daughter of Tori Spelling?
>>215079491Lyman is imprisoned in Jon's basement.
>>215079553He's gone from policing grammar to policing spelling!
>>215079553HE is a trustfund kid feel free to chime in anytime and dispute this BF, you worthless waste of oxygen
>>215079570You leave Gerard Way alone.
>>215079568I will fucking murder you reverse Carlos I swear to god
>>215079579don't ever ever conflate Gerard with BF thats just poor form, Gerard doesn't deserve that sort of disrespect
>>215079508Oh yeah? Post your results, with spaces marked by the post number, like I do. Spoiler alert: you can't, and won't, because you're a simple-minded liar.
>>215079611
>>215079627Stand.The hell.Down.
>I really want someone to engage with my knock off bingo please? you have to play by my rules b-because. No, no I don't no more (you)s at all, you pathetic idiot.
>>215079645STAP
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOYMY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITYTO SUCK DICK ON A GARFIELD RIDE
Star Trek is about family.
>>215079679shut the fuck up BF Gerard doesn't deserve to be associated with your trustfund nepo baby shit
just one more and its bingo, come on I have a record to beat
>>215079548shut up you stupid faggot
>>215078767>>215078807He was more than a hero; he was a cardassian union man
Star Trek?Is there a thread or board where we can talk about it that is free from the schizos and namefags?
>>215079800/k/
nigga heil wheaton!
>https://youtu.be/7VeIdo3anqQ?si=PNAjQ5p07QUxJVDR
>>215079346I could be convinced to join a rape gang
>>215079800no nu-trek means seething tards will always try and shit up the place, they absolutely hate people talking about star trek it sends them into a seething rage, een the case for a bout ten years now, fortunately the dark times will be over soon, nu-trek is dead they completely failed to co-opt trek this is the last dying breathe of the truly insane ones, it will be over soon we've set course for the second star to the right and straight on till morning, not long now
rate my t-shirt
>>215079691Picard wasn't much of a family man. Come to think of it, neither was Kirk, Spock, Scotty, Riker...
>>215079810And that's a bingo! In only 83 posts!I'd like to thank all the seething schizos that made this possible.I just know we're going to be Trek buddies forever!
>>215079917... and ever ... and ever ... AND EVER
>>215079834see this is why no one likes you bf why can't you just be normal? why do you have to be like this?
>>21507987310/10
anyone want the new filters let me know, and no the real bingo plays on just fine
93 posts, not my best but ok, guess full filter from now till end of thread, damn nutrek anon really is a weird one. you guys weren't kidding.
>>215080057Imagine coming to /trek/ and not studying a decades worth of thread lore beforehand baka.
>>215080057you have no idea he's got literal mental problems
>>215080078idk you seem like a bit of a weirdo too, do you have your own bingo?
>>215079234>antisemitism Romujew subversion tactics (as usual)The Romujew doctrine of Anti-Surakism rejects the aristocratic principle of the federation and replaces the eternal privilege of power and strength by the mass of numbers and their dead weight. Thus it denies the value of personality in man and is thus in direct conflict with the Federation ideas of individuality and personal freedom.If, with the help of his Deception based creed, the Romujew is victorious over the other peoples of the galaxy, his crown will be the funeral wreath of all peoples.
>>215080181>replying to the schizojust samefagging? lmao so desperate for a (you) eh?
>>215079873extremely kino
He is easily triggered, triggered like my civil defense
>>215079555It's funny because it's canon
>>215080181>You are 1/8th Romulan are you not?
There’s a beautiful scene in an otherwise mediocre TNG episode called “The Dauphin.” Wesley Crusher is trying to show a girl (who is soon to be subjected to a forced marriage) the sights and sounds of the galaxy. He takes her to the Holodeck and shows her alien landscapes and asteroid belts and music created by solar wind. He says something like: “We’ve only explored 11% of our galaxy. There’s so much more to see! This is really a great time to be alive!” Even an unpopular character in a forgettable episode was able to produce a beautiful and moving scene, one which makes you wish to join their world and their time, or to make our time more like theirs. You’ll never see anything like that in Kurtzman’s FakeTrek.
>>215080457Counterpoint. Fake trek (LD) character Boimler tells fake trek (SNW) characters Ortegas and Chapel how wondrous it is for them to live in the golden era of exploration in like a five minute spaghetti spill.
>>215079844Gang rape IS a net positive for society.
>>215080457and then they have really stinky holodeck sex
>>215080457>This is really a great time to be alive!”Said the man who never got to shitpost on 4chan.
>>215079873Please iron your clothes
>>215080533then why is india so shit
>>215080604
>>215080622>still image gif>there is no spurdo, no sparde
>>215080641sike
>>215080523lmao even wesley beats nu-trek crap, god that fucked it up so so bad
>>215080622>static gif
>>215080622>gif
>>215080604Who the fuck irons tee shirts?
>>215080685>the quality of modern slop has sunk to such a low that wesley episodes now make excellent viewingnobody knew how great it used to be until it was gone
>>215080772People hate wesley because its fun, not because he is the actual worst character. That would be alexander rozhenko
>>215080829Hey he does have a good episode with Lwaxana, Jadzia has no good episodes.
>>215080772its a bizarre world we live in, thank god the entirety of star trek still exists and we can watch it anytime, I'm finishing up Ent and then on to ToS, one good thing about this wrong weird place we have found ourselves in, I can still watch star trek any time I'd like and I am right now. fuck nu-shit.
>>215080829nah he was good fun on ds9, wesley was good fun never
>>215080885>Jadzia has no good episodes.The one with Kang Kor and Koloth was Kino
>>215080921Yeah but she spoils it.
>>215080900one of the perks of living near the end of this civilization is that all of its great works still exist and are freely accessiblethere will come a time in the future when men long to see star trek in its entirety.
>>215080953Based TNG Picard
well this was a lot of fun, archer wasn't stupid for a change
however, dealing with not cyrus was a lot of fun
and so the starship stupid continues, its a shame I know that soon it will turn all militaristic come s3, however season 2 has actually been great sure a lot of dumb stuff but its been a blast a ton of plot poinjts set up and resolved a ton of character arcs progressing. such a shame ah well here comes the 9/11 lets kill everybody change up. I don't remember too much but I remember that also t'pol and trip are going to fuck a lot.
>>215081011My multiple hard-drive contains all of it with all variations TOS-Ent + movies trek will never die
>>215080594Yeah, what a fucking loser h-haha
>>215080921Was that really a jadzia episode though? Like all of her episodes before Worf it was an episode about the worm or a previous host, in this case Curzon. I can't think of any episode that was about jadzia.
>>215081507Meridian. the 2nd worst rated episode of DS9
>>215081507Meridian
NuTrek
>>215081536>>215081578Right, I honestly forgot about that one. It did suck.
>>215080772>>215080685What about Wesley + Nu Trek?
>>215081634sounds awful
>>215081634I actually didn't mind him in this because he serviced the plot, but his gratuitous cameo in LD was a cheap memberberry
>>215081634a vile hole of filth combined with another hole of filth, so a neutron star of total shit?
>>215081648>his gratuitous cameo in LD was a cheap memberberryYou'd be hard-pressed to find something in LD that isn't a cheap memberberry
>>215081634If its a cartoon they should have gone with Chadwes and gotten the old actor to voice him just for added humiliation
>Criticism of homosexuality>In his 1962 book My Saber Is Bent, Paar wrote in a chapter titled "Fairies and Communists":>"There used to be a time when it looked like the Communists were taking over show business. Now it's fairies. They operate a lot alike, actually; both have a tendency to colonize. Just as there used to be no such thing as one Communist in a play or movie, now there is no such thing as one fairy. Where you find one, you usually find a baker's dozen swishing around. ... When I hear that some fairy is producing or directing or acting in a play, I can often name some of the rest of the cast, even if I've never heard it... The poor darlings, as they sometimes call themselves, are everywhere in show business. The theater is infested with them and it's beginning to show the effects. 'The New York theater is dying,' the late Ernie Kovacs complained recently, 'Killed by limp wrists.'">Paar also lamented the negative effects of gay men in the fashion industry: "I hope that all red-blooded men will rally to my crusade to have girls look like girls again. If we show our determination I'm sure that women will throw off the tyranny of fairy designers."
>>215081715I'm suspicious of anyone that obsessed with women's fashion calling anyone else a fairy.
>>215081750t.
>>215081667>You'd be hard-pressed to find something in LD that isn't a cheap memberberryMoopsy
>>215081785Would
>>215078391Pizza is mentioned more than lasagna in the comics.
>>215078334Noticed the size of the shirt is fit for a king...A king-size fatty.
>>215081667I just don't understand how anyone could actually like that show. It's annoying. It's obnoxious. It's all Trek in-jokes packaged up and made digestible for normies.
>>215082158It also has a terrible art style that just looks like every other adult cartoon these days
>>215079234Tealcvix will always mog Tuvix and the jannies can't stop me from posting it.
>>215079234Why is this off topic post untouched? It reminds me of Michael Eddington and the Maquis who were hunted down by the Federation for defending themselves against genocidal invaders and it turned out that the Federation had sold off their homes and were in fact working with the genocidal invaders.
DS9 is a great slice of life anime
>>215079680Nur nur nur
tuesday nights are edibles, hennessey, and vape nights while watching /trek/ on H&I
>>215082578I love Bill.
>>215082588Who doesnt?
>>215082672Sulu
>>215082246>>215082158>>215081667>>215081648Hey, relax guy! I'm just your average Joe, take a rest!
>>215082480>war arc>slice of lifeNo. Tng and Voyager are slice of life. DS9 is serialized battle shonen complete with energy beam showdowns.
>>215078334Heathcliff > Garfield
>>215081536And the worst rated episode is the one where jadzia acts like a slut on Risa so Worf sabotaged the weather net and made it rain. How does he not get in trouble for that?
>>215083096I completely memoryholed the horrible ds9 ending magic stuff
>>215083300I don't get it
>>215083337Worf can be as enormous of a faggot as he wants and NEVER gets in trouble for it. get gets slaps on the wrist at WORST
>>215083096there are also Vic Fontaine episodes, Negus episodes, lame Bashir episodes and lamer Bajoran prophet episodes.
>>215080457>teen girl wants to makeout and have sex>retard teen boy tries doing wholesome retard date shit with herI know that feeling all too well. I think inside of we all have a little Weslie. Except her of course because he didn't do what she wanted (sex).
>>215083096>when you cum all your energy out but she keeps sucking energy out of your heart chakra
>>215082982>The rape shirt Be careful there's a Mickey in that burger
>>215083799>Carbon CreekHurray for T'Pol nipples.
>>215083784A rape shirt? Relax guy! Women have sex with me WILLINGLY.
>>215083799Its this episode lol
>>215083799>still in Cardie rape prison
>>215078334God, I want to fuck Nermal! <3<3<3
choose your size
>>215086102why did scott bakula always play archer with a retarded look on his face
>>215086227case of the sharts
>>215083946Why did you rip off Peanut Hamper from Dirty Pair??
>>215086227it's the only way he knows how to look
>>215085594Imagine being a Nermalfaggot when Arlene exists.
>>215085013Wasn't he liquidated by the dominion along with all the other Maquis?
>>215086610He's got the Riket combat trombone abilities, he'd have survived.
trombat
>>215086610He would have been forced into the breeding program
>>215086274Rip off?! Relax, guy! I was paying homage! H-O-M-A-G-E. I also hate you when you guys called my references lazy fanservice and memberberries. First of all, I'm doing for myself, not the fans, so it's not fan service. Two, they're not memberberries, they just exist in the show.
>>215086875>also hate you when you guys called my RAPES lazy ASSAULTS and FELONIES. First of all, I'm doing for myself, not the FEMALE so it's not FEMALE service. Two, they're not FELONIES, they just exist in the RAP SHEET.
>>215086610>>215086763You didn't think the new breed of Jem'Hadar were called "Alphas" because of the quadrant where they were spawned, did you?
SimMcMahan needs to be the lead actor in Gul Dukat, Superstar
Who came up with the idea for biomimetic gel, Ira Steven Bear or Rick Bearman?
>>215087030I didn't think about it much since they dropped the alpha gamma rivalry after one episode.
FACT: picard is a gamer
>>215087263
>>215087263Picard is a sex haver
Computer. Lasagna, hot.
>The bottom line is, I don't want her working in Engineering.
Working my way through Discovery because I hate myself, and the only redeeming factor is Tilly's fat autistic honkersSomebody please tell me we get a better look at those sperg-milk-factories at some point
>when you realize killing tuvix was the moral and objectively correct decision
>>215087081>lead actorI knew someone would recognize my charisma and dashing good looks eventually!
>>215088462She gains like 100 pounds throught the series
>Are you suggesting that this is your decision to make?
>it's a neelix episode
>>215086102>takes place before TOS>bridge looks higher tech???
>>215085688I'll bet most orders are for exxxtra fat.
>>215088961>It took the Starfleet Corps of Engineers ten months in space suits to tunnel out all this. What we did in there ...we did in a day
>>215089106RIP sweet lady.
>>215083799carbon creek is one of my favorite maybe episodes. its left open ended, like all good trek eps are. i wonder if theres anything else that alludes to it being true or not in other media like booksalso got a laugh that theres a few meme pics of this ep where t'pol is changing behind the curtain, so they change the silhouette
Fuck yeah, it's Star Trek: /pol/
>>215089537In some newer TOS books they tell about Mestral and how he gets to witness every event in Earth's history
>>215090381Guess he was good at ... Sticking around. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_de_Mestral
>>215090348me when i win an internet arguement by replying to a post and ignoring the reply
>>215090381>newerhow newer years are we talking about?
>>215090730From History's Shadow (2013)Elusive Salvation (2016)Hearts and Minds (2017)
Im 5 drinks in
>>215091095nothing wrong on a blernsday night
>>2150910955 drinks in of what?
>>215091207Bourbon and cognac
>>215091095i'm 4 in and about to pack a big bowl of weed if that counts
>>215090739literally me as fire responder
>>215091334
Great episode
>>215091794
>>215091730i got lucky today too, i go into the dispensary and ready to pay for my shit, but my money is missing. i go outside and there it is next to my car, right near the door, it fell out of my pocket. it was windy today too so that shit could've been gone so quick and i would never have known kek
>>215091853>spam trek
https://youtu.be/vCWkFtKYxuA?si=6TtaMQE2Ws3lpf3X
>>215080139The bingo card that started it all is here >>214880435
>>215091887Sounds like a goo day
>>215090858
>>215092063Sounds like a Terrance Malick movie.
>>215080685>>215080900What don't you like about nuTrek? Cite specific examples. (There's a freebie for you.)
>its a riker episodeDS9 watchalong bros this is a fun one
lmao Kira wants the BRC
Thomas Riker
Fuck nutrek
Dukat was right
KILL ALL TRANSPORTER CREW
I fucking love TOS, TNG & DS9VOY & ENT are ok
Dukat is one bad mother
Debating what to work on next. Leaning toward a yacht rock duet with Kai Winn. Open to suggestions
>>215092663Context?Anything with Damar would rule
>>215092663idk I still think a song about him being picked on about the minefield would be funny. it was like his ONE JOB
>>215092710>>215092745That's track 11 - covers everything from realigning with the dominion to the retaking of the station
>>215086274Exocomps were also featured in TNG. They may have ripped them off from Dirty Pair, but you can't blame Mike for that.
>>215090201I find huge tiddies and giant rears extremely unattractive.
>>215088640They should have never let her snack on the job.
>>215092828
>>215092769Is it a drinking song?
>>215092859They should have killed her off or recast her as two separate actresses after a transporter malfunction.
>>215092876I was tempted to do a Scottish reel for one of the tracks but I don't think it would be serious enough
>>215090739we had a fire at work today. i just walked to another building where the fire alarm wasn't blaring and visited co-workers for a while. screw standing outside
>>215092894Two of her, half-size, as twins, might be kinda hot.
Nice
I'm still chuckling at how Tom's Will Riker disguise was just fake sideburns.
>>215092876I very much like the episodes of DS9 when they are playing different characters than usual.
>>215092876>>215093122I especially liked this one.
9/10 episode especially with the Riker kiss at the end
>>215093151it was crazy seeing Nog out of makeup
Love Dukat and the Obsidian Order lady
>>215086448can anyone explain what arlene saw in that fat fuck garfield/
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU, O'BRIEN.
>>215093211Made you realize why they kept putting it on him
>>215093243 i can ywhttps://youtu.be/brSoZcG_efI?si=1ZC_Un4N24uvp-Yj
>>215093243Jon was the only cat owner for several blocks who was too irresponsible to neuter his pets.
>>215093286YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, O'BRIEN. A DEAD MAN!
>>215093211I felt that way about all of them, actually.It was most entertaining.
>>215093295It's creepy how their lips don't move when they talk.
>>215093243
>>215093339Cats dont talk. Youve also never read a garfield comic or a newspaper.
>>215093342I hate cats. They're disgusting creatures. They shit in the house, and track it on their feet everywhere they go, spray piss on everything, filling the air with an unbelievable stench, tear up the furniture, curtains, cabinets, and wood trim with their claws, puke on the carpet, knock shit over, randomly breaking expensive, irreplaceable things, and generally act like total assholes.Fuck cats.
>>215093304So Arlene wasn't neutered either, then?
I keep imagining a tall red haired woman with cute front teeth eating from a bowl of olives as she watches Star Trek and my heart shatters into a billion pieces. I've never loved a woman this much.
>>215093366>cats don't talkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkwiQmGWK4c
>>215093370Females are spayed, not neutered.
>>215093151>Far Beyond the Nigger
>>215093366There's garfield newspapers?
>>215093397Classic
>>215093391You should never love a woman, with very few exceptions. They generally don't appreciate it, and are mostly incapable of returning it.
>>215093450Yes. All of them.
>>215093439There were niggers in it, yes.Captcha: ytymp
>>215093370No but Garfield's only previous sexual experiences were with Odie so he kept sticking it in her ass. It's why they never had kittens.
>>215093471>Since I've managed to disable the safeties on the replicators I can show you, Wes. This is called heroin, let me just set up the hypospray.
>>215093612why would Bashir do that to Wes?
>>215092663>schizo scribbles
>>215093680For science.
>>215093369Sounds more like cats hate you. Also, have you considered letting them outside?
>DUKAT: Oh, I'm sorry, Commander. I was thinking about my son's birthday.>SISKO: Really?>DUKAT: Yes. Today is his eleventh birthday. I'd promised to take him to the amusement centre in Lakarian City. He always wanted to go but I never have the time. I told him, this year will be different this year, Mekor. This year I will make the time.>SISKO: I've had the same experience with Jake. At that age they never understand, do they. You just hope that one day they'll look back and say, now I understand, now I know why he did that.>DUKAT: When my son looks back on this day, the only thing he'll remember is that a Federation officer on a Federation ship invaded his home and kept his father away from him on his eleventh birthday. And he won't look back with understanding, he'll look back with hatred. And that's sad.
>>215080057"The problem with smart people is that sometimes they seem like crazy people to stupid people." -Stephen Hawking
>>215085594As usual, Star Trek fans are sexual deviants.
>>215093824Why yes I am a weeb, how could you tell?
>>215093722The feeling is mutual, then. Not a problem for me.As far as I'm concerned, outside is where they belong.
>>215093756>DUKAT: I never have time for my family and it's all your fault!!!!>*spends 20 years banging bajoran slaves*
>>215093898What if it's raining?
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>>215093972You don't have a place for your cat to go when it's raining outside? Like a little kitty fort or something? You're a bad pet owner.
>>215094001I don't have pets.
>>215094001I don't own any cats, for the good reasons I already mentioned.
>>215094001Why would a cat need a fort? They can just dig a tunnel like they did before we domesticated them.
>>215094001Why is that cat being grabbed by a tractor beam?
>>215094097Maybe Data decided to break the Prime Directive so that Spot would have someone to play with.
Can someone explain why this is spamming/flooding when it doesn't even happen very often?
