Brutal, but glad she has a sense of humor. Even if you start in an instant classic it will have to compete in a deluge of other films.

>>215128346
like hearing Linkin Park on a classic rock station

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>>215128389
Nothing will make you feel like a boomer more than the first time something like this happens to you

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We were just discussing La Cabina (215128330), so here follows my review from Shocktober '24:

(1972) – This thirty-seven minute short from Spain became such an institution that there’s a literally a *replica* of its evil man-trap tollbooth on public display in Madrid! Certainly Worth a Watch, it posits a world in which specifically BROWNISH BALDING BUSINESSMEN are at the risk of being caught in red tollbooths with doors left invitingly ajar -- and which snap shut behind them, allowing no escape. The film’s primary subject, after seeing his soccer-obsessed kid off to school, is one such victim. He screams, he sweats, and begs others for help (this happens in public and in the bright daylight, but the phone inside is non-functional) who soon gather and make of his plight a fun little circus for themselves. When the fire department shows up and brings out the heavy tools, our poor businessman falls even DEEPER into a world of absurdist horror he never imagined could impinge on his own mundane sphere.

Why is there such a complex system in place to do this to these poor brownish, balding businessmen? We never learn, but the piece is so short and atmospheric that we are not left in the doldrums of downtime long enough to *think* of demanding an answer. That is one of the strengths of snappy works like this -- including episodes of anthology series like Tales from the Darkside. The peppy jazz soundtrack adds an extra touch of the surreal!

>>215128346
>freckles
Ew

>klute still full price

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Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:
>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)
>The Fly (1986)
>Inferno (1980)
>Frankenhooker (1990)
>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)
>Bad Taste (1987)
>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
>Gothic (1986)
>The Devils (1971)
>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)
>Scarecrows (1988)
>Manhunter (1986)
>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
>The Prowler (1981)
>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)
>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)
>Elves (1989)
>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)
>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
>Carnosaur (1993)
>Pieces (1982)
>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
>Cube (1997)
>Blood Dolls (1999)
>Gozu (2003)
>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)
>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)
>Maximum Overdrive (1986)
>Night Flier (1997)
>Near Dark (1987)
>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
>Stage Fright (1987)

>>215128389
The classic rock station has been playing the same songs since the early 00s. Queens of the stone age, 3 doors down, linking park.

>215126091
>oh no! my anti-auriencr movie hates me! im so mad!!!
lol filtered desu.

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>>215128346
first for a skeleton

>>215128525
There hasn't been any rock after that worth listening to anyway. Ever since the mid 2000s it has been all shitty black music.

>>215116963
>>215121506
>>215122377
>recently get myself top model TV, best I've ever had in my life
>buy top model 4k player as well, the one everyone recommends
>had bought lots of 4ks in advance, ready to watch as soon as I got it
>start watching
>grain absolutely fucking everywhere
>like watching a movie with sand and rice in your eyes
I was pretty disappointed, not gonna lie.
It's weird, I've seen other older movies that have been remastered that look incredible with zero grain and fantastic detail, but a lot of older horror ones, especially French/Italian stuff, seem to be really bad. I don't really know how all of this works, I'm guessing it's just luck of how well the film was preserved or something?

For me, it's:
>Weapons.2025.2160p.UHD.BluRay.H265-MALUS
>Weapons.2025.2160p.UHD.BluRay.H265-MALUS
>Weapons.2025.2160p.UHD.BluRay.H265-MALUS

>>215128491
that's a criterion blu ray, Esther's holding her mass market DVD. Orphan will probably get expensive again once it becomes mildly obscure and gets a Severin blu in another 30 years.

>>215128652
Fuck you and your jeet spamming for your shit jeet site with the shit jeet malware, jeet.

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-short film thread discussion-
we'll start with an easy one, 'The Pretty Thing' 5m
simple but well executed premise, any of us could've made this in a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjQhjLZXwgI

>>215128673
It's on private trackers, so should filter down eventually.

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it's up

i need some depressing horror for a friend movie night, they're gonna call me a cocksucking faggot if it's bad, recs?

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>>215128346
Reminder to watch The Novice if you want to see a constantly sweaty Isabelle Fuhrman.

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>>215128638
>that look incredible with zero grain
they're not supposed to look like that and they would not have looked like that in theatres, you're watching poorly remastered DNRslop.
a lot of old horror movies were done for cheap on 16mm format, like the Texas Chain Saw Massacre, so at basically every stage of their existence they were grainy.

>>215128724
Does The Road count? That's usually the go to depresso movie.

>>215128724
>let's all get together and make ourselves sad
weird friend group desu

>>215128655
I feel like I should be less disturbed by the fact you can tell the paranoia trilogy imprinting from that photo than by you calling her Esther, but I'm not, and I'm going to persist in that unless and until you tell me you have a movie shelf stocking job. Either way, does Parallax View have a Blu-ray?

>>215128638
yes, film rots. "vinegar syndrome" is one type of rotting where the plastic chemicals degrade and leak vinegar.

>>215128738
nta, but you don't even notice film grain if you sit the proper distance away.

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>>215128638
Film grain is much better than zero grain.

>>215128758
That's not really horror though

>>215128767
We're northern European we like misery here

>>215128638
480p DVD is all a man needs.

I just saw Christine for the first time, I think it's my second favorite Carpenter. Any similar kino out there?

>>215128855
>extremely bleak setting with almost no hope until the very last scene
>danger at every turn
>cannibal gangs

>not horror
At the very least it's horror adjacent.

any good movies to watch with a zoomette piece that never stops talking

>>215128724
The answer is Eden Lake

>>215128738
I feel like this is one of those things where purists try to gaslight you into not believing your own eyes and thinking it looks good when it so clearly does not.
Same thing happens with "filmmaker mode" that makes everything look like it has a piss filter over it.

I recently watched some old Barbra Streisand movie (Hello, Dolly) that was being shown on TV with my mother and I was shocked by how good it looked. Literally looked like it could have been shot last year with how clean it was. Maybe it had a big budget and was shot on better film or something. The point is that film came out in the 60s and somehow looks better than other films that I had on 4k that came out in the 70s and 80s. It surprised me.

>>215128846
The problem with either rendering is that pixels are the wrong shape for your mind to not pick up on it being unnatural. The same frame on film doesn't have the problem of the smallest shape being an oblong

>>215128724
>>215128978
Seconding.

>>215128980
Hello Dolly was a 70mm print. Most films are 35mm if they use film (compared Strange Darling)

>>215128915
Okay but probably we've already seen it (I know I have).

>>215128978
Might work.

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>hey son, can you rewind back to the start of the swimsuit montage?

>>215128638
Grain is good. It's where the details of the film are. It'll vary a lot, with some film having a finer grain and some film having a thicker grain, but without grain you'd have blur instead

What movies have you watched in 4K so far?

>>215128477
>>215128330
hmm found it rather drawn out in the 2nd half, the first was interesting and complete as is could've been a nice experimental film ala Buñuel if it'd stuck with that approach but I can certainly imagine just seeing this come on TV back then made for an affecting turnabout

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>>215128822
Depends on the movie. I saw TCSM on 35mm in the theatre recently and it was like I was watching sandpaper. Black Christmas is also nigh-impenetrably fuzzy no matter what way you watch it.

>>215128980
Of course a big budget hollywood movie is going to be picture perfect. But 99% of horror movies are made with 25 times less the budget than that, on cheaper film stock, with less powerful lights. It's not a question of "not believing your own eyes" or "looking good", you can watch an old horror movie that is DNR'd to shit if you want, but it's literally REMOVING the detail of the image. In the case of AI upscaling, that's just a computer adding details that it's guessing might have been there in real life but is not actually present on the film print. In both cases you are seeing a worse image that was not taken by the camera itself.

Is there any list or chart of essential /tv/ horror films? I want to see if there's any I've missed.

>>215129245
>AI upscaling
This needs to stop, seriously, looks god awful every single time.

>>215128682
Unsettling at first, and pleasantly goofy in the end, I'll say! Obviously, red thinks it's just a figment of pareidolia at first -- and who wouldn't? Ever wake up to see a black-hatted man standing by the foot of your bed, then go back to sleep like nothing ever happened? (I wonder how often people have seen something *legitimately* unnatural, and just hand-wave it as a figment.)

The snapping and popping the girls communicate with had me thinking that they were mute, and that maybe it was part of a field trip for kids with disabilities . . . but it's revealed as just some believable little quirk they've evolved between themselves.

I do think it would have gone harder if the mask in the end had been more OBSCURED by shadow.

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Buyfag here, is this worth getting?

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>>215128488
Gay

>>215129485
Critters is a good series and $26 for 4 movies isn't bad. Knowing Scream Factory though, they'll probably release a 4K set soon

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>>215129292
Don't ask questions. Just consume AI. And then get excited for new AI.

>>215129210
>Grain is good. It's where the details of the film are.
Can you elaborate on this? I thought grain is just random effects of light hitting the film. What do you mean it's where the detail is?

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>>215129620
The image is burned into film, with the grain a result of the chemical process of photography. The picture and grain develop simultaneously as fundamental parts of the image.

Think of it like a painting where you can see the brush strokes. The strokes are there because that's how the paint got on the canvas. If you tried to sand it down and smooth it out, you would alter the image as a result

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>>215129499
[Fatherly care and protection] provoking image

>>215128729
Added to da list.
>tfw no Fuhrman x Ferland teamup flick where two former child actors who get by on con appearances go for one last shot at redemption
Hell, even Foy could join and round out the trinity.

>>215129657
imagine cumming in her curly hair haha

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>>215129272
Have you seen all these yet?

sad to see how limited Kanopy is these days
back in college, it was basically a second, free Netflix full of the good stuff as long as you had a university of library card
we literally watched a new horror movie every night for the whole school year

>>215129778
IM GONNA FUCKING GO IN THE HOUSE

>>215129916
not good now? also used to use it with my local library account, good selection of high brow stuff but we've got tubi now at least. though there is a serious quality control issue for some of the obscure stuff

I've never seen a Frankenstein move besides I Frankenstein. What are some essential Frankenkinos?

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>>215129976
Start with Frankenstein

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Speaking of freckly qt /hor/fus, I get to see The Craft in theaters here in a minute starring Robin Tunney, Neve Campbell and Fairuza Balk. As if the cast can't get any better, Cliff DeYoung (The Hunger, Shock Treatment) shows up in a scene or two as Tunney's dad. If you haven't seen it yet, there's a lot in this one for witch lovers.

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>>215129976
i like the frankenstein in this picture

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>>215130011
I could fix her

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>>215130011
theres also ben stiller's future wife marsha brady as the hateful bitch. i do not care for tunney

>>215130011
Light as a feather, stiff as a board

>>215130089
I'm stiff as a board

>>215130085
this dude didn't grow with The Mentalist

>>215130120
i grew up on the craft but tunney was not in the top 5 on mentalist and in the similar procedural-romcom shows of the era like castle or bones she is just about at the bottom.

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>>215130011
For me it was picrel. Black girls in 80s and 90s movies were always qtpies. Sadly they got psyopped into looking unappealing in the 21st century by the usual suspects who control the memedia

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2 > 1

>>215130273
are you implying the people who control media now werent also in control in the 80s and 90s?

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Thoughts on Bubba Hotep?

>>215130384
its a bad movie with great cast and characters.

>>215130380
there wasn't one unified media-controlled-culture back then anon

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>Here's your fresh-faced 24 year old scream queen bro

>>215130384
Jfk didn't deserve to go out like that
>>215130458
>two bodies, one head
Might be the best form of conjoined twins

>>215130380
They couldn't rely on completely ignoring audiences back then the way they can now.
They didn't have total and absolute control the way they do now.
You wouldn't get completely blacklisted from the industry for going against the narrative the way you do now.
Yes they were in control but not to the same extent. Their power wasn't fully realised.

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>>215130318
Brigitte >>> Ginger

>>215130318
No.
>>215130527
Yes.

>>215130273
>mixed to the point where she has partially blonde hair
That was the way to do it

>>215130519
>Anon thinks we're back in the studio days
Kek

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>>215130545
>no
Better story
Better looking werewolf
Better looking half-werewolf
Better werewolf metaphor
Ghost is qt

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>>215130380
They hadn't switched their tactics to racial division yet.
If you think the representation of black people is the same currently as it was in before the turn of the century, you're just delusional. The past 20 years have basically been one giant humiliation ritual for blacks. They get sent back another 30 years every few months when some new music artist gets pushed by the industry or some new movie gets greenlit and financed by the industry.

>>215130570
Go ahead and try to make, distribute and market a movie while being blacklisted. See how it works out.

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>>215130318
Not even close but I did enjoy the group masturbation therapy sequence

>>215129778
Actually a list where the movies I did watch I ended up liking a lot. Saved

>>215130673
>Not even close
Now you're just being an intellectual tranny.
Are you in a bad mood?

>>215130626
You try convincing me you're Senator Dies first

>>215130621
The races have always and will always be divided. The only thing that's changed is there's less white people now and they've lost control over the national culture, so movies don't bother to depict the white idea of color-blind integration that nobody else ever believed in

>>215130572
I like ghost but the cast is so much less great and the story is retarded.

>>215130706
Its a fine sequel sure but it really just serves as an extended epilogue of the first film. The writing, characters, plot etc are much weaker. The first film is great through and through, the sequel is just that - a sequel

>>215130878
Yeah, you're having a bad day.

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>>215130765
Nah, there is a clear and concerted attempt to intentionally provoke racial seethe with castings nowadays for clickbait purposes. They intentionally cause controversy in order to get people talking about their shitty low effort movies because they know that otherwise no one will care about them. This was simply not the case 20 years ago no matter what way you look at it.
The exact same people control the culture, it is just the method of dispersion that has changed, and social media is the perfect place for them to intentionally poke the chuds every week for manufactured discourse.

The Color Out Of Space is one scaaawy movie, /hor/!

BTW, are there any Vincent Price or Christopher Lee horror movies that are based on Lovecraft or other Weird Tales stuff? Much obliged.

>>215129976
original 1931 and Bride of Frankenstein

>>215131020
>here is a clear and concerted attempt to intentionally provoke racial seethe with castings nowadays for clickbait purposes.
Most people aren't seething about it, they're saying "oh look, more of my people in the media, that's good"

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>I have 353 movies designated for "Halloween"
having backlogs is a terrible burden... Yet I can do a Halloween year for that matter.

>>215131173
I try not to get too bogged down in that. I have some movies I planned ahead of time that I wanted to watch, but most nights I'm winging it

>>215131292
I gamble watch everyday except last week with a planned marathon

>>215129778
Add Smile 2 and it'd be a good chart.

Streaming spooky movies all month long at

Manestream.live/bong

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>>215126629
It's not very useful for me since I come across an obscure Asian movie I can't find very occasionally.
They will either delete my account because of bad ratio or inactivity.

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>>215131173
just watch the Halloween-themed ones for now

Movie lineup for tomorrow morning, concluding my VHS watch through:

>V/H/S/Halloween
>Strange Harvest
>Harawata Man

>>215128346
>bargain bin
jfc, how much we lost. The B&N A/V section used to be so kino.

alright, if you're gonna be bitchez about it, I'm accepting general Vincent Price and Christopher Lee movie recs (except for the Dracula ones, I've seen most of those)!

>>215131506
where'd you find strange harvest at?

>>215131468
I don't have Terrifier 1 so I can't watch the 2nd film :(

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>watch Mad Monster Party for that boomer halloween feel
>the main girl puppet is fucking stacked
>watch the sequel
>this

>>215131638
Private tracker. You can just search for:
>Strange.Harvest.2025.1080p.WEB-DL.EAC3.H264-NoGrp
And it should pop up on tpb(.)party. It's also on therokuchannel for free, I think.

>>215131564
The Bat, and The Torture Chamber of Dr Sadism

>>215131068
The Haunted Palace with Vincent Price

>>215128389
>>215128447
For me it was hearing ratatat on NPR as a bump

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Now watching The Nun 2!

>>215128389
>>215128447
>what? no, Skyrim is an old game, it came out 14 years ago

>>215128511

love gozu, the bewildered hitoshi ozawa reaction shots at the beginning are gold

>>215128447
>>215128389
>like hearing Linkin Park on a classic rock station
That happened a couple of years ago on yhe local classic rock station. The dj said he got complaints from people about it. He said he told them that Hybrid Theory came out almost 25 years ago and we all need to accept that we are old now.
AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!

>>215131638
it's been public for a while

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>>215130527
WELCOME IN!

>>215131915
I have a feeling they weren't supposed to hit her in the lip, but used it anyway because it was the best take.

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>>215131733
don't draw em like they used to

>>215130384
bruce gives a really solid and fun performance

>>215131943
The skeleton villain in this thing used to scare the shit outta me

>>215131733
I watched it the other day too, Christina Hendricks or Francesca Capaldi are build as same as her. (She funnily also named Francesca in the film). Wonder what happend with the puppet model...

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>>215131962
maybe he's in your chimney right now!

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>>215128846
Cameron is notorious for this shit too.
Fuck you, James Cameron!
I'll take my Japanese laser discs over that waxt AI slop. Even before AI was the buzzword for it, they used AI to upscale. There were claims Aliens didn't ecen actually remaster from a film print.

>>215131564
The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Theatre of Blood, Witchfinder General, Masque of the Red Death, The Wicker Man, The Devil Rides Out

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>>215129760
I am surprised there aren't more horror films set at nerd conventions.
Hell, all the drama around a cosplay contest would make fuel for a good flick alone.

>>215132115
That's a pretty fun idea. Like Fade to Black except he's an obsessed horror convention goer.

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bleh!

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>>215132115
vampirella cosplays been going hard since the 70s.

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>>215132115
The girl with the giant boobies from Friday Part V made a film about some Friday fan who stalks the actors from the old movies at cons and kills them. Apparently it sucked though, I haven't seen it.

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>>215132192
Bleh!

what are some movies that feature old timey slasher actors in prominent or feature roles? like a movie that has the final girl from one of the friday movies and shit like that. I don't care if its a bad movie made by a talentless hack with 100k to spare. I am just in the mood for that. I just marathoned Stream (2024) and that one has jeff combs, danielle harris, dee wallace, tony todd art the clown and doofy from scary movie. awful movie but I want more.

>>215130273
You just grew up to be a nazi.

>>215132248
robert englund featured in Urban Legend 1998(?)

>>215130527
You're a tranny if you seriously think that Snaps is hotter than Ginger

>>215132248
her family name is seriously Voorhees?
damn, that's funny

>>215132115
>>215132248
The girl from Terrifier 1 (and also the Bye Bye Man) made a movie where she plays a woman who's life got ruined by being in a "misogynistic" killer clown movie and she has to reclaim her agency by making a killer clown movie where she kills the clown

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>>215132352
My pronouns are they them then

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>>215129778
I've seen some of them, will watch the rest, thanks anon.

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special effects were kinda good, sad it wasn't too much funny or got more darker instead, ended midway. 6/10. I finally saw from where the 9mm caliber gif meme came from too.

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>>215132192
>>215132282
Back! BACK!!

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>>215132289
We Are Still Here, Beyond the Gates, Suitable Flesh, Jakob's Wife and a bunch more pretty recent movies all feature /ourgal/

>>215132248
I thought that movie was decent t b h. Not as bad as everyone thinks. My idea for that movie would be kind of like the slasher version of Galaxy Quest. Set in a lame horror convention, a killer is loose and its up to the washed up actors to stop him. I'm thinking maybe Bruce Campbell as the main guy with some other bitter actors who were never the final guy that are jealous of him, like the Allen/Rickman dynamic. Some actress as the third lead, a final girl that was only the final girl because she was cute and or hot. Then a minority actor so you can have some racial comedy there and a guy who always died to be the Sam Rockwell character and some fat autistic losers to be the Justin Long character except here they do die.

>>215132383
you're low t. katharine isabelle is obviously hotter but you think you're not man enough for her so you settle for the ugly underdeveloped chick. FACT!!!

>>215132398
Have you seen Smile 2? That came out in 2024 as well, directed by Parker Finn. It should be on the chart, but whoever made it is 'tarded.

>>215132477
>you will never have a threesome with Linnea Quigley and Barbara Crampton
Why even live?

>>215132289
body bags

what are the best horror movies on tubi?

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>>215132551
No person who has ever simped for Katharine (including moi) would ever bag her kek, the "attainable" cope you guys peddle when someone likes a different girl than you do is just moronic, because the girl you are shitting on is also just as unattainable.

>>215132598
shes a cute skank

>>215132598
If you think an average looking American man couldn't pull an out of his league (visually) Canadian woman, you're insane.
Canadians are barely people, they're like dumb farm hicks even when they've lived their whole lives in a city.

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We're leaving.

is this /hor/ or a Gestapo headquarters?

>>215132693
it's your worst nightmare

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Why didn't Ash just fuck the deadites?

>>215132564
I don't think the chart is movies that came out in 2024. None of the ones I've watched were from 2024.

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terrible

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>>215132771
Why couldn't I just fuck deadite Mia?

>>215132855
Perhaps the worst film I've seen. Makes more sense going into it if you know the director originally wrote it as a comedy/drama and then couldn't get it funded so changed the ending to be a horror.

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About to watch this, what am I in for?

>>215132850
Now that you mention it, I think you're right. But Smile 2 was still one of the biggest horror films of 2024, and did better than the Terrifier movies. It was also talked about a lot here. I think that chart should be redone to include it.

>>215132872
>le epic final girl
>le redhead white girl with a latinx brother
>guy from green day music video is one of the leads
terrible, terrible "movie", waifufags deserve a slow painful dead #notmyevildead #nobrucenowatch

>>215132886
imaginative ingenuity

>>215132893
No. It's a /hor/core chart not the box office.

>>215132886
A few shots of the monster single-handedly carrying the entire film, to the point where you'll lament how easy it was to make a cult classic horror movie in the 80s

>>215132934
I'd rather be a waifufag than recognize a male actor from a green day music video
the movie came out in 2013, so was this an american idiot era music video? that would make it worse

>Inspired by their own '90s commercial where the heads of children turned into fruit, Gushers has released a new Halloween short film titled FRUITHEAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uO_d-4TJPo

>>215132881
that makes sense, the dryness of it and how drawn out the realization is feels like it would fit as a comedic bit
it's like the mother doesn't like them because they creep her out and they disrespect her so they leave
but oh no they have to go back and now she's ok with staying because the dutch husband is just a weirdo which makes all the inappropriate behavior ok
and now it's the father that doesn't want to stay (this time the reason is more overt and definitive) but the mother is now confused as to why they have to leave?

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>>215132955
Did you not read my post? It was discussed here all year, I remember. Maybe you weren't here or a newfag, but it's definitely 2024 /hor/core.

Here's an updated one.

>>215132993
should've named it halloween 14

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Hey, I shared this Vancian horror fantasy classic in another thread (it's out of print), but I stupidly included the link that only *I* can see. Okay, here's the good one:

https://limewire.com/d/zdJZA#JFaAjAe83J

In Yana, the Touch of Undying
by Michael Shea (who unfortunately is no longer with us).

>>215132893
>Smile 2 was also talked about a lot here.
it really wasn't, maybe /tv/ at large but no more than any other recent film really and certainly not with regular memes and shitposts of endearment like the chart

>>215132460
phew, I could definitely not watch that movie, I would have nightmares for life. the horror!

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>>215132771
I might have ..

>>215132855
original or US remake?

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>>215133138
read my post >>215133063

It was regularly posted about in /hor/ all year, I'd know 'cause I was in most of the threads last year. Is that your chart? You should've added Smile 2 and stop coping about it's success and critical acclaim.

>>215133063
>It was discussed here
Not the criteria.

>>215133063
>calls others newfags
>wasn't there when it was created

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>>215132008

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>>215132855
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards

>>215133241
What else is meant by /hor/core? Or are you being disingenuous?
>>215133259
I was definitely here throughout 2024 but OK.

>>215133230
you don't even understand what the chart is.
when you think of Smile 2 what specific posts or memes come to mind? none, unlike the others in the chart

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damn those are some rad visuals

>>215133331
good tastes

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. Sleepwalkers rules.

>>215133320
The movie itself is the meme, dopey.

>>215133331
I know this is out and out with the coma stuff, which I *kind of* respect . . . but does it do anything else, perhaps something outright mystical with its plot?

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>>215133365
say that again?

>>215132993
>Gushers makes a 9-minute horror short
This is surprisingly good. They redid the classic commercial in what ACTUALLY looks like stop motion as part of the plot . . .

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Today's theme is CARRION DEATH

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interesting take, have always found it underrated myself

>>215133122
Ever read Viriconium by M. John Harrison? Thats another dying earth fantasy series thats been surprisingly overlooked, a great mix of pulp fantasy, weird fiction and horror.

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the resident /tv/ koreaboo was shilling this, is it worth watching?

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>>215133488
imagine losing to a bird. that turkey would've had a beer can up its ass on my firepit by high noon

>>215133495
No I have not! Thank you, bro!

>>215133365
for me it's shapeshifting incest mommy gf Alice Krige

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>>215133548

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>>215130318
Fuck no

>>215133546
I think the green subtitles make this one even more lovecraftian.

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need more stalkerkino

>>215133559
You're welcome.

>>215133524
I like it, but it's honestly overrated IMO. I think it gained so much praise because almost no SK horror movies or movies in general made it to the west back then.

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>>215133365
Mick Garris doesn't get enough respect for both his films or his stalwart support of the genre. it's a law of nature that if you make a podcast or documentary he will show up at your door. his dinner parties were how we got Masters of Horror!

>>215133493
>everything at which he's a genius
Ripping off movies that most people haven't seen and tricking people into thinking he came up with it

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I watched House (1977) earlier. What the FUCK man?

>>215133524
it's "fine" but there are much better things to watch. it was notable back in the mid 2000s thanks to Netflix and imdb when its only competition was Audition and Oldboy, you'd think no other asian films existed back then

>>215133678
maybe if you were a pleb
that was back when asianhorrorfilms . net or whatever it was called existed, and it was just a big page direct links to uploads of hundreds and hundreds of horror movies, mostly japanese but it was divided up by country

>>215133488
i bought stacks of EC comics at a garage sale as a kid, a couple fun ones in there like They Live complete with alien sex scene at the end

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>>215133615

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Any good?

>>215128724
Vivarium, Kill List, The Mist,

>>215133681
was this segment made by the same guy that did that found footage streamer movie with the girl that ended up being evil? dead stream or something like that?
same team that did that one segment from another v/h/s where they get sent to hell via some seance?

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Spooktober Drawing #10 - Serial Killer Edition. Supposedly his story once was geared to be made into a film and then tv show with Scorsese and Di Caprio, but studios dropped it. what a shame!

>>215133788
no

>>215133788
No. If it were it would have sucked.

>>215133743
watch the movie before that, The Endless. it has a micro budget, but its amazing what they do with next to no money.

>>215128724
My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To

>>215133808
nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-El4tehZUdE

>>215133824
I have and I really liked it

>>215133808
thats the man with the kill house right? seems kino

>>215131943
wow penny from inspector gadget grew up

>>215128724
Watch The Black Circle -- it's creepy and crazy and might be depressing, depending on how you see the ending. Impressive lore in this! It's Norwegian and like nothing else. (Isn't Norway like a black metal place?)

>>215133824
>it has a micro budget
It does not. A micro budget is a few thousand dollars.

>>215133808
Dangerous Game: The Legacy Murders is kinda about him in that there's something about a book signed by him or something. It's an odd movie and pretty 50/50.

>>215133851
perfect scorsese material with a crazy leo con artist slash serial killer.

>>215133889
nta but can't imagine the endless having more than a single tens of thousand dollars.

>>215133920
It had a budget of one million dollars.

>>215133818
>>215133819
dang, had a similar feel to it
i thought Deadstream and that one hell segment were decent enough compared to other trash that gets put out

>>215133945
well thats just absurd but they did film a bunch of shit all at once right? maybe the production budget is like 2 movies and several short films all together?

>>215133185
thats the cover for the original

>>215133957
>dang, had a similar feel to it
Similar feel, but executed in a 'serious' manner which is why it was good.
I hated the Hell segment because it was a comedy; could have been a genuinely great segment if it had been more serious like a proper horror story should be.

>>215133743
No, the racial themes are heavyhanded and the story itself is cliche and not moving like it intends to be

>>215132693
Take a wild guess, fåm
>>215132671
>Canadians are barely people

>>215134059
i see what you mean, but this haunted house come alive segment also had a fairly humorous tone to it
i liked the idea of cheesy Halloween stuff turning deadly
loved the Rick Baker cameo, also, dude is very nice - got to meet him at school

>tfw your coworker says he watched a good horror movie on the popular streaming service XUMO TV

>>215130011
tunney was ahead of her time

>>215134101
eat some more poutin and whine about america, loser

>>215133640
Its kind of a meme in horror circles to say "oh Garris is a sweet guy but he's kind of a mediocre director" and I absolutely disagree. I'm not saying he's on the same level as John Carpenter or anything but he has a lot of very enjoyable joints plus the fact that yeah, he seems like a cool guy that genuinely loves the genre. His podcast was amazing even with that dorky sidekick he had

>>215133464
I'm not a pet guy or a cat guy but it was so cool seeing cats be the heroes. Clovis was the mvp

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>>215134136
hit em with the
>damn, that's crazy

>>215131894
something's gone wrong with time, because I remember crystal clear hearing Linkin park on the radio for the first time in the car park of a restaurant in florida. sounded completely new, bought the album a while later. never really listened beyond the first album, but that one was good.
the last 24 years have disappeared. sounds absurd to even talk about that length of time. the world feels wrong in almost every way.

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>A woman spends the night fighting for her existence as she slips down a rabbit hole contained inside a gift from a late-night visitor
>Directed by the guy who did The Strangers, The Monster, and The Dark and the Wicked
We have Vicious starring Dakota Fanning and we have Predator: Badlands starring Elle fanning. Nice.

>>215134273
Is it like the female version of that movie with the glory hole box that gives amazing blowjobs but you end up being the box if you get addicted?

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demon knight was pretty fun.
nice practical effects and billy zane was kino

>>215131564
the return of captain invincible - Christopher lee
tendre dracula - Peter crushing maybe?
saw a weird one recently with Peter crushing, The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires - set in China or Tibet or something kung fu film mixed with vampires. pretty weird, hadn't known it existed before.

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>2025 release of St. Arnold Pumpkinator drops on Monday
Pumpkinbros, we'll be sippin' good this season

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>>215134332

>>215134316
Cushing, anon. And yes, Tender Dracula does have him but doesn't have Lee or Price. It also has MiouMiou
Anyone who likes Tender Dracula should probably check out Queens of Evil too

ain't you too old for trick or treatin'

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this latest gen z AI prank is pretty funny, hope we see some good variants around Halloween

>>215134273
I'd be vicious on her fanny

A reminder that Wes Craven's Pulse (2006) is scarier than a motherfucker on all hallows' eve!

>>215134520
Haha nice!

>>215134449
Joke's on you, I want to become an eternal baby forever sucking on the mommy's six titties

>>215134449
Short guys can always go if they wear a full body costume. Nobody would ever know.

>>215133808
there’s a game in the dark pictures anthology called the devil in me where you play as a documentary crew doing hh holmes in a replica of the house.

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>>215132564
>>215132893
>>215133063
>muh Smile 2
Maybe you should've tried shilling it harder in /hor/ last year instead of kvetching an entire year later, Smilecuck. Fuck off.

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>>215134461
god im so lonely https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f33wkL-eJqE

>>215134651
that's what that one was about? heard it was the worst yet and didn't even bother watching a lets play

>>215133671
well put. thought that since at least kill bill. avoided them completely for years because of that.finally saw them a few gears ago and it just felt like scenes I'd seen before all glued together.

>>215134777
i mean, i enjoyed it, but it was the only one i ever played.

Tonight I'm watching Something Wicked This Way Comes. Read the Bradbury book years ago - need to do that again soon.

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He killed Halloween forever
Christmas horkino is here to stay
didn't help last year had barely any halloween themed horror releases in October, what went so very fucking WRONG

>>215134793
yeah sounds hard not to deliver on that great premise mechanically even if characters or "story" sucks

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>go to the toilet to take a dump
>see this
What do?

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This movie fucking sucks
Fuck all of you who told me it was good

>>215134839
call the Ghoulies

>>215134839
Piss on her face.

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>>215134302
the what movie?

>>215134876
Ot ain't bad, anon. It's worth a watch.

>>215134839
Shit on her face.

>>215134839
poop my pants

>>215134839
I have to shit literally right now, wtf

>>215134876
it was better than the Conjuring movies, at least, and than the Sinister ones too

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>>215133824
>>215133889
>>215133920
Resolution, the film that comes before The Endless, it's the one with a micro-budget. It's also very good.

>>215134948
>better than the Conjuring
Come on now…

>>215134909
Didn't you know Japanese folklore is full of creatures that kill you by pulling your shiri kodama (little buttball that contains the soul) out through your asshole? Kappas for one, but there are others.

>>215134986
Of course I know I've fapped to it

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>>215134944
Horror movies about poop?

>>215135047
Of course it's Japanese.

>>215134948
No, it's not bettet than the Sinister duology. The sequel, which gives the goofy, hardworking, fallible deputy the limelight, has been unfairly maligned.

And it's not better than Insidious, which all through its countless, quality installments (working in the tough framework of PG-13) maintain a powerful sloppa-soul.

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>>215132855
And what of the 2024 remake?

>>215134986
What the fuck

>>215135160
That's the reason the headless in Sekiro seem to punch into Sekiro's asshole when they kill him.

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>>215128566
Based

>>215135221
skeletons are NOT based

>>215134948
(But I agree that Conjuring sucks.)

>>215135233
What? You Chinese? Should we smear a skim of flesh on 'em for ye?

>movies from the 2010 are now called old and "classic"

bros..

>>215133464
I thought his name was Clovis?

Dracula 1931 really needed some music. is there a fanedit of that idea somewhere?

>>215135278
How old are you?

>>215135278
>i love old slashers like Scream

>>215135278
That's just time, bro. Accept and enjoy the treasures of lost times, including your own, and look forward to future treasures. Remember most of all: never think your taste so refined that you don't give things a chance. Also remember that few things are great in every part, but many are wonderful in a few.

>>215135397
>Remember most of all: never think your taste so refined that you don't give things a chance.
Seconded.

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>>215135278
It must have been a doomerpill for /hor/fags in the late 90s when Scream was riffing on the good old days, which was actually just a decade ago. It still breaks my brain a bit that ANOES and Scream were only 12 years apart.

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I got my Covid and flu jabs today

>>215134986
japanese theology is fucking trash
lmao

>>215135478
People still do that?

>>215135494
half this general is geriatrics anon

>>215135478
kwab

>>215135290
Philip Glass scored it in the 90s
there's also this i found on youtube just now
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9uxFtnCxgZcVPB4-lRRoOMj_rwyX7WnC

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>>215135467
Now 2013 was only 12 years ago…

>>215135505
kinda true. I didnt bother with that shit when I was in my 20s

>>215135552

>>215135552

>>215135552

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>>215135491
I'm sure people don't seriously buy fuda talismans to guard against supernatural butt bandits, anon. It's just another part of their cultural heritage, like our Johnny Appleseed (who thought grafting was an abomination before the Lord), Paul Bunyan, or Freddy Foley the intrepid reporter.

>>215135532
thank you, sir. i really like the movie on rewatch but stupid me only now realized the complete absence of music.

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>>215135478
>anon after a few hours pass

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>>215135494
Yes, they still do it. They even line up to do so. Witnessed it first hand this afternoon at a pharmacy.

>>215135478
why is there a certain set of /hor/ fans that are gay liberal faggots like this?
/hor/ is for Chads and chuds

>>215128724
The Reflecting Skin
Celia Child of Darkness