Previously on /hor/>>215348639
Essential goyimcore kinos?
First for Leaving D.C.
>>215354838>you can't stop me... I own the worlds most powerful pistol!
Good OP
>>215354861LOL!
>>215354880man 90s movies had such shitty lighting and no sense of atmosphere, who the hell is scared of a fully lit living room
>>215354858>whypipo don't season thurr brains
i wonder if there's footage of skeet ulrich ever shooting skeet
>>215354838Just watched Scream today. It was just okay. The boring, shiny postcard cinematography didn't help. It had some good moments though. "You stabbed me too deep man!"
>>215354838>thread starts with a major spoiler
>>215354838Were they gay?
>>215354916no, it was the 2000's that were the worst time for movie looks, bleak muddy BSno wonder zoomers idolize that period, they're retards too
Are there any horror movies about soup?
>>215355053ROH ROH, RAGGY!
>>215354916film cameras were a pain in the ass and the lighting is pretty goofy sometimes, but it still looks nowhere near as bad as early shitty digital movies
It's also worth noting that Scream is very nearly a straight comedy and didn't need intense moody lighting
>>215354916Every age has good and bad-looking movies. Contrast the look of Scream with that of The Faculty or Idle Hands, and especially Lord of Illusions.
>>215355053Yes. Did you think they were just really good friends? They didn't want to alienate the audience or women by having an openly gay teen killer couple especially because Skeet was total coom bait for women in 1996
>>215354858>One of the best zombie flicks ever made>Chuds hate it
Watching Scream 4, does this bitch have fetal alcohol syndrome or something?
>>215355053
>>215355056wrong
>>215355190That's some bleak muddy BS right there
The Substance 2024
Man, I'm nostalgic for the 90s now. If I could go back I might even get one of those little wooden necklaces.
>>215354861>Front towards Enemy Claire
>>215354838good timing, i just watched Scream last night and still after all these years cant determine which of these two killed who. were they even thinking of this when making the movie? or should i just roll with it
>>215355267watch some 90s Halloween television specials, they're perfect for the occasion
> TOP FAVORITE SLASHER FILMS?Friday the 13th (1-7)Child's Play 2Psycho Evil Dead trilogy Re-Animator> MOST UNDERRATED SLASHER FILMS?Black ChristmasManiac (classic AND remake)Psycho 2Sleep Away Camp > FAVORITE SLASHER KILLERS?Jason Voorhees ChuckyNorman Bates> FAVORITE FINAL GIRLS & OTHER CAST MEMBERS?Kyle (Child's Play)Kirsty (Hellraiser)Erin / Heather (TCM)> UNPOPULAR SLASHER OPINIONS/HOT TAKES?Foids and cucks should be banned from making these types of films> SLASHER WISHLIST?I want to see a massive MCU-like crossover flick with as many prominent slasher franchises and for the plot to essentially be Suicide Squad.I want an official horror fighting game
>>215355262There's multiple The Substances starting from ~2015
>>215355373>classic AND remakebased frodo appreciator
>>215355262Body horror sucks. Literal trannie genre.
>>215355186>People with "neotenous" features – large foreheads, large-spaced eyes, small noses, round faces – could be due to neoteny. This term describes certain traits associated with juvenile characteristics that appear in adulthood, can be caused by genetic factors, and can manifest physically or behaviorally.>Early theories on facial attractiveness suggest that neoteny, or "babyfaceness," tend to elicit nurturing reactions from people. In 1943, Austrian ethologist Konrad Lorenz noted that an infant's round features could encourage guardians to show greater care for them because of their "perceived cuteness.">"Neotenous features were said to be particularly important for women’s facial attractiveness: women with baby-like features (such as large, widely spaced eyes and a small nose and chin) were judged to be the most attractive in cross-cultural studies," V. Swami and A.S. Harris write in the Encyclopedia of Body Image and Human Appearance.
>>215355262The premise of the movie is retarded cause I'd fuck Demi Moore even if she is a granny rnAnyway, time for a great debate:>Who's hotter? Margaret Qualley or Demi Moore in her prime
>>215355454Left and it's not close. Right looks like a frat guy in drag.
>>215355373mom must be so proud
>>215355391If I cared about sucking up to trends, I'd write a screenplay about a villainous kind of character using plastic surgery to escape their murderous crimes. But eventually their face begins to deteriorate.
>>215355470Margret looks like a retarded can opener
>>215355454Demi, no question.Qualley is a nepo baby with a goofy face.
>What are we?! Some sort of Slasher Squad? Bitch!
>>215355535>Jason throws Chucky over a wall>Well uh, that just happened
>>215355535I remember the Slasher Squad and cryptid cinematic universe threads.
>>215355518How is she a nepo baby? Lore dump?
>>215355572Can I get an archive of those? They seem fun
Weapons would be a really good movie if it didn't have an hour of some lesbian being snarky and morose.
>>215355503The fuck did Dr. Kim do here? It's the stites on his hairline that get me the most.
>post credit scenes>silhouette steps out of shadows GROOVYKINO
>>215355582She's Andie MacDowell's daughter.
How did she get raped if she had panties on?
what horror for similar vibes to Braindead/Dead Alive
>>215355653It was an abstract kind of rape
>>215355601>Single piano note plays>Aerial pan over crystal lake>Woman narrates: “Let us be clear”>Single piano note>Slow pan over Freddy Krueger’s workshop>Single piano note>”You’re going to go to war”>Slow zoom on Sadako’s well>”With an entity beyond anything we’ve ever experienced”>Quick shots of the Thing murdering scientists>”And your best response”>Quick shots of Carrie’s grave, Texas Chainsaw's house, and Chucky’s box.>”Is a collection of serial killers”>Shot of Michael Myers’ mask>”Who may or may not even exist?”>Cut to Ryan Gosling in a room full of suits>”Oh... They’re real, alright.”>Epic orchestral rendition of “Thriller” by Michael Jackson begins to play>Hurbert West pulls up a bunch of screens>”Let’s meet the team!”>”Jason Voorhees, zombie killer of Camp Crystal Lake. Virgin, has issues with naked women.”>”Freddy Krueger, dream killer. Possesses near limitless power in the dream world. Might have Tourette’s.”>”Sadako Yamamura. Functionally immortal ghost woman who can kill anyone who views her cursed tape. Not so good with water.”>Sadako vomits water, Suits cringe>”Carrie White. Volatile, telekinetic, and professional wallflower.”>Carrie waves at the camera, someone’s head explodes offscreen.>”Jebediah Sawyer. Cuddly teddy bear when he’s not chainsawing people to death and eating their remains.”>Leatherface offers man-meat sloppy joe to security guard.>”Charles Lee Ray. Serial killer trapped in the body of a child’s doll.”>”Down here, fucker!”>Camera has to pan down so Chucky can be seen.>”And Michael Myers.”>Musics stops comically.>“So what's his deal?”>“He’s... persistent.”
>>215355302There's a theory that Stu killed people whilst two handing the knife whereas Billy would hold it in one
>>215355726>Music starts back up>CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER>THRILLER NIGHT>Jason and Freddy VS. the Thing>Carrie throws Chucky with her mind>Sadako wrestles the Thing’s tentacles with her hair>Vincent Price narration>”The foulest stench is in the air">"The funk of forty-thousand years”>Shot of Gosling shooting down Thing-infected goons.>”And grizzly ghouls from every tomb">"Are closing in to seal your doom”>Sadako and Jason touch foreheads, trapped underwater>”And though you fight to stay alive">"Your body starts to shiver”>Leatherface saws the Thing in half only for it to split into two Things>”For no mere mortal can resist”>Freddy turns to Gosling and Hurbert>”So that’s it, bitch? We’re some kind of ...?”>Title smash: THE SLASHER SQUAD>Vincent Price laugh.
>>215355641Couldn't remember what she had been in, so I pasted it into google and then noticed the bottom suggested "question" here>GJAYP
>>215355695Re-Animator 1 and 2. Demons aka Demoni for the gore, not humor. I don't know. That's a good question. I'll think of more.
>>215355255ITS CALLED ATMOSPHERE
they shoulda made a movie where the members of KISS stalk teenagers at a carnival and stab them to death, but now Ace Frehley is dead!
Can you guys post your letterboxd profiles? I wanna get more followers and I also look at peoples reviews and get ideas from them and stuff. Plus we can be friends :3
>>215355786it's called every movie since 2003 looking like it was shot in the arctic circleno wonder zoomers rediscovered goth
>>215355768kek
Tales of the Cryptkeeper movies are so fucking comfy. Perfect October movies.
>>215355889they need to sort the rights to that out immediately and make some more.
>>215355889why is he so smol?
>>215355889>comfyWhy does this word keep getting used as a synonym for "garbage" in this thread?I couldn't even watch past the first ten minutes of Bordello of Blood.
>>215355962demon knight is the only one thats really good
>>215355962probably because people actually enjoy horror films in the horror film general
>>215355962Crazy you say that when I'm 15 minutes into it right now. Enjoying it so far.
>>215355962Because you're in the horror general, a genre of movies where expecting consistent high quality is akin to milking a rockEither lower your standards or go watch something else
>>215356031my favourite part? the naked asses.
>>215355535>Fruity Krueger
>>215355889>"of" instead of "from">"cryptkeeper" instead of "crypt">unless he did mean "cryptkeeper" but that's the children's cartoon and not a movie>but he said comfy so maybe he did mean juvenile nostalgia for the cartoonthis made me irrationally irritated
>>215355980not really. watch the tv series you faggots
>>215356069The doctor will be with you soon, anon.
>>215356069I meant Tales from the Crypt but I couldn't be bothered to correct myself. I also really loved the cartoon as a kid so my brain defaults to saying Cryptkeeper.
kinda want some 2nd screen slop while I continue with this visual novel, should I put on The Black Phone?
>>2153540542/3 of it is fun bite-sized versions of the "he messes with someone for the lulz and then kills them" story from the movies, 1/3 is "Lore."
>>215356142not enough oc in here. I should make at least one custom /hor/ pepe before the month is out.
>>215356159Everyone will be talking about Black Phone 2 soon so may as well get it out of the way.
>>215356159If you want to fall asleep while reading the VN
Wh o would winned? The Smile from Smile or The Grappler
>>215356235I need to see The Grappler 2 to understand his power level first
>>215356235then who was black phone?
Could Chucky beat one single chimpanzee in a straight up brawl
>>215355053Just two cool guys. Everything doesn't need a label, brah.
>>215356235is that mask supposed to be some kind of japanese folklore demon/oni?
>>215354861Mark was a wanker but he deserved better
/hor/ is now a Smile 2 thread
>>215356368Eat shit smilesissy /hor/ is an Xcuck thread first and foremost
>>215355391in the before you can see the stifled hopefulness and then each update after is a montage of the stages of grief as she slowly begins to realize it isn't going to heal up and look any better with each one
>Ahhhhhhhh! The Grabber™ grabbed™ my eyebrows!
>>215356247>his power level4 or 5.
Its good.
>>215356568Which slasher has the highest power level
>>215356589I thought it was going to be a miserable masochistic outing like other Von Trier films but was pleasantly surprised. Yeah it's grim at parts but it's funny overall and at times beautiful.
Carpenter smokes so much weed because he hates all the other horror directors of his generation and younger and he wants to be mellow about it.
Melancholia was beautiful!
>>215356269The two of us couldn't beat chimp in a brawl. We would end up in hospital or dead
>>215356069There were some DC horror comics like Tales from The Crypt that seem to have grammatically incorrect titles. Swamp Thing made his debut in one of them. There are one or two more, but the one I remember is Doorway to Nightmare. Nightmare being singular here seems awkward.. maybe this will trigger your autism, anon.
>>215356680Jason
>>215356753What if we were both on PCP and had simple melee weapons (like a knife, or a piece of pipe)
Where's M'knife?No, seriously, where did his knife get to? Is there some transference here to the straight razor that the hitchhiker harasses Sally with?
>>215356753there are people who have killed brown bears with their bare hands and lived to tell the tale, and some of them were women
>>215356779You could win, after being permanently and hideously disfigured by the chimp literally eating and tearing your face off during the altercation
>>215356820Forget about the monkey let's take a bunch of PCP and cut each other
>>215356757unrelated to /tv/ but the DC horror collection they released this year is so kino
the Bloodstained Shadow was good
Ghostface is objectively the weakest slasher. Almost always consists of 2+ people and all of them die every time.
>>215355850>end of the world type movie shouldnt have bleak atmospheric color gradingboomers...
>>215354858Essential the bad guys were 100% in the right all along core.
>>215356820Hello fellow Travis knower.
>>215356744horror?
>>215356820
>>215356881Well, yes, it's always just literallywho tier random men + women who also shrink into dyel manlets or womanlets when out of the costume
>>215355454Margaret looks cute, Demi looks like a tranny with that manjaw.
I think Yamcha could beat every slasher except Freddy or possibly mthreegan
I fell asleep watching this. What did I miss?
>>215356995that dude's hairjob and Vera Farmiga turning babushka
>>215356995>the case that ended it allis it the statutory rape one?
>Watch The Crow>Main antagonist is John Romero
>>215357016The worst part of that series by far is tying it to those retarded kooks. Now in looks as well.
>>215357021THAT NEVER HAPPENED. IT WAS A DEMON.
>>215357045Does he make The Crow his bitch?
>>215357045does the Crow find pizza cartons and coke cans all over his lair in the final confrontation?
>>215357045Hi Sandy, hope you're doing well! This is inaccurate. Although The Crow's main antagonist, Top Dollar, bears a strong resemblance to me, he was in fact portrayed by Canadian actor Michael Wincott. Have a great day!
>>215355373>favorite slasher films>evil dead>re-animator
The Blood Spattered Bride is great so far for a woman hater like me
>>215354838The opening is still one of the most intense scenes
>>215357060>Your honor I would like to submit for the course this evidence>*play the entirety of The Exorcist for the jury*>You see that ladies and gentlemen? That shit is scary, demons are fucking REAL. You really think my client would be attracted to a 15 year old without a direct demonic influence? He is beyond reasonable doubt, innocent. Now let us pray.
>>215356862I'll have to take a look at it, there are a couple sites that post most everything new that comes out. I've noticed horror ones seem to be pretty popular right now. I never got into any of the horror movie based ones. I know Barker actually wrote a lot of the Hellraiser ones... not sure I care that much about the expanded universe though
>>215356031GOTCHA
>no good ayylmao kinosi drink da vodka
>>215356916Waiting for them to add to the lore and have it turn out that there is a malevolent spirit that embodies the likeness/mask of Ghostface.
>>215357300time to watch All Hallow's Eve (Terrifier alpha) and enjoy the alien segment
>>215355695Bad TasteToxic AvengerEvil Dead 2Evil EdBlood DinerStreet Trash
>>215356862>>215357272shut up nerds
>>215357300Slumber Party Alien Abduction from VHS 2 is pure ludo thoughbeit.
>>215357300kek. seen Area 51?
>>215354838>>215350443Like a lot of 80's body horror it's about sexual promiscuity and STDs. See also>Jeff Goblum Fly>Videodrome
>>215357272The Leatherface vs Jason one is kino
Watched Incantation last night and enjoyed it a good amount but now I'm cursed so don't think it was worth. Any other asian horror similar to his? I've seen basically all the popular asian horrors so would prefer something lesser known
>>215357403seen The Medium?
HP Lovecraft was a real one and EVERY SINGLE THING HE BELIEVED WAS 110% RIGHT
>>215357455Heard of it but haven't watched it yet. Was maybe of thinking of rewatching Kairo tonight but may have to watch this instead
>>215357500Watch Missing Child Videotape instead of Kairo. It's basically a Kurosawa knockoff.If I get 5 people to watch this film, I get to own their souls.
>>215357493>a black mass murderer's soul gets transferred into a cat in a genteel Providence house in the 1930's after he is electrocuted in prison>guest star: Larry Fessenden
also fuck this table
>>215354838>Dumbass OP edition
>>215357526You're probably the same anon that recommended this to me in the past 2 weeks. I can see the Kurosawa knockoff point, it was alright but doesn't compare to Kairo or Cure. I will note the copy I got had garbage subtitles that was definitely an AI translation so wasn't the most ideal watch
fuck this painting
>>215357338Okay>>215355695King Kong (2005) (a direct tie-in because the Sumatran Rat Monkey)>>215357400I forgot I saw there was a Freddy vs Jason vs Ash series I was curious about. They talked about making it as a movie after FvJ came out. I found an article where Bruce Campbell talks about the moviehttps://www.fangoria.com/why-freddy-vs-jason-vs-ash/
>>215357493If he was right about the loathsome races of squamous, noisome nature and tenebrous character, you do have to wonder what else he was right about regarding the nature of the universe...
and fuck this other table
>Killing Vampires by putting holy water in a super soaker
>>215357633Very likely though some others liked it too. Also there's Chime (2024) of his if you haven't seen that yet.But yeah The Medium is a decent Asian found footage.
>>215357665she looks even cuter covered in blood
Love how in giallos, foids are killed and then stripped naked.
>>215357674>killing vampires by putting holy water in bottle marked "anal lubricant"
>>215357705she did it for you
>>215357216If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>215357678Chime sounds interesting and it's a Kurosawa joint so will add to my list.Good luck on getting another 4 anons to watch Missing Child Videotape!
Today's film is Screamers. I'm still bummed by yesterday's shitty film The Mangler. But this looks cool and I have beers and hamburger too
Which Scream movie was the best?
>>215357761they should just do an adaptation of UBIK in Hollywood instead of laying on all this kipple!
I acquired penile mondor's disease so now I have to abstain from jerking off (and maybe erections even) for at least a few weeks.Sounds like the perfect time to watch sterile 2020's horror.
horror movies where people are not fucking stupid? they dont need to act super smartexamples: tremors and a dark songi dont watch much horror
>>215357813appropriate, since the shadows lie in the land of penile mondor
>>215357816Watch this
>>215357644That and it's sequel are pretty good. The nightmare sequence where Freddy fucks Jason's Mom always makes me laugh
>>215357816The Thing
>>215357847why does this keep getting shilled here? don't tell me it’s actually good
>>215357901it's not
>>215357901it is
>>215357901it might be
>>215357901it's
>>215357901cu be
>>215357493Agreed. Fuck air conditioning & ultraviolet light. It's some cosmic devil deviltry bullshit
>>215357639female moment #1224
>>215357633>>215357678consider Shiraishi's (Noroi, Occult, Senritsu Kaiki Files) latest feature 'House of Sayuri'
Fun movie. Vamp chick was so fucking hot...
>>215357611>>215357639>>215357665why are women like this
>>215358244cute? they just turn out that way.
>>2153577811 obviously
>>215358233Now watch Ritual, it's maybe even more horny than that one is.
>>215358303Which one? There's a million movies called Ritual.
horrors with straight shota themes?
>>215358322Tales from the Crypt Presents... Ritual (2002)
>>215356757Grammar is a small part of writing.There's a concept called artistic license.You autists tend to limit yourself with rules abd prescribed limitations and struggle with creative expression. Sometimes what sounds best is ungrammtical
>>215357901perhaps it very well may be
M3gan!
>>215358591/hor/!
>>215355452>women with baby-like features (such as large, widely spaced eyes and a small nose and chin) were judged to be the most attractive in cross-cultural studiesMany such cases!
>>215358244attention
>>215358591I want my very own M3GAN
>>215358244I would destroy all of Emma Robert's holes
>>215358772you've upset her now
>>215357901There would be no Saw if not for Cube
>>215358805She probably rubs herself raw to comments like that let's be serious
>>215358827true she's likely devilish
>>215358751Sauce?
>>215355452>In 1943, Austrian ethologist Konrad Lorenz noted that an infant's round features could encourage guardians to show greater care for them because of their "perceived cuteness."I don't even have to google this guy to know that he was a Nazi
>>215358772it might have helped her case in scream IV. just needed to finish the job on Kirby
>>215355452
/hor/ let's get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again.
>>215355391it would be sad if not so disgusting. true body horror
>>215358983Every /hor/fu deserves to be a vampire at some point.
>>215358989do pics like this get a 3 day bonk from the janitors?
>>215359012well it is a blue board so one would assume but depending on the janny, youll get a 3 day weekend just for posting about anything not movie related like trump shit
>>215355391>>215359003Why did she do it? She was fine before and looks uncanny now.
>>215359012
>>215359012yeah they do, some anons can just reset their router though. never worked for me
>>215359062probably a charli xcx fan, worked wonders for her if I'm honest
>>215358807Why wasn't the sequel to Saw called Pbuh?
there's no way this is Ethan Hawke in black phone right? since when does he have a tankard torso. gotta be a body double >>215359039got a month for that "economic interest" pasta shitpost in the Kimmel sticky. cited 'ban evasion' so I guess it's a spammer they just nuke? thankfully my appeal was successful so I can /hor/ post this month
>>215359012I got one once.Mostly I've gotten warnings and just posts deleted for things like this.
>>215359165do they still make you go through irc for that?
>>215359178I did not this time. there was a simple text box and optional email field on the ban page.
>>215359092charli is getting old so her poojeta genes are coming out + shes doing tons of drugs with degen trannies
>>215359012I've posted tits on /hor/ plenty of times and nothing almost ever happens. I'd say it's with a shot.>>215359092I've never really found her all that attractive regardless of the work done. Plus she looks dead inside nowadays as demonstrated by your pic.
>>215358233angie is so fucking hot. So is erika eleniak
I dont understand the Bordello of Blood hate, its a fun movie
>>215359396bunch of slack jawed faggots around here
>>215359224fair enough. for me, as a great man once said, I would berry my dick so far inside her that whoever pulled it out would be crowned king arthur.
>>215359396>Dennis MillerShan't
Lesbians are immoral
>>215357216>>215357740I support both the actress and the band.
>>215359619Lesbians aren't real*
>>215359396Homosexuals can't stand hot women.
what if Barbara Cramptons asshole was like gripping your boner haha
>>215359778Why her asshole and not her pussy?
>>215359817thats a good question haha
>>215359817i like the smell of feces on my dick, male or female.
What are the odds i'm gonna like Terrifier 3 if i think Terrifier 1 is bad and Terrifier 2 is ok at best?
>>215359929Terrifier? more like Terriblefier hahaha
>>215359945kek based
>>215359929
>>215359929I see all kinds of wacky ratings about the Terrifier series. I think 3 is an improved version of 2, so you'll probably have a similar opinion of it as you did 2.
>>215359929only you can really know but it's more like the second one than the first one with maybe a better pace.
>>215359945dohohoho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxIdsG6LjKM
>>215359771>Terminally online homosexuals can't stand hot women.ftfy
whats the best Frankenstein movie?whats the most accurate Frankenstein movie?frankenhooker need not apply
>>215360078
>>215360078The original is the best. Most accurate? Maybe 94, idk I haven't read the novel I just know the film ends in the arctic which is my yardstick.
>>215360078the first one, 1931, is the only good one
>>215360078Flesh For Frankenstein.
>>215360078blackenstein
>>215360078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5taoRtnBz-Mno idea. maybe this one?
>watch any horror movie made before 2000>is not scaryHorror is the only genre that got better with time.
>it is NOT in the file!
>>215354971You'd definitely hate the sequels then. They're a huge step down
>>215360163Movies have gotten scarier, but not better.
can i get a decent movie real fast no im not reading the thread sorry. ill take the next one in 5 min if you got a quick 3 for the night PLEASEEE
>>215358989Oh boy, disgusting fake cone tits!
>>215360102you had me at erotic>>215360105>>215360109>>215360126>>215360158thanks, guess I'll start with the first one, and then try 94. I heard bride of frankenstein is pretty good and accurate as well?
>>215360162this is a good movie if you like kaiju films. the sequel War of the Gargantuas is the true kino however
>>215360221bride of frankenstein is the 1930s equivalent to the red hulkyou spend the whole film waiting for red hulk to show up but when he does the film is already over
>>215360208Fright night 1/2.
>>215357845hahahaha...i don't get it
>>215360221Bride is great but basically made up from nothing, it has been little to do with the book.
>>215360208The Beyond
I just watched Dawn of the Dead 78 last night for the first time while drinking and I have to say it was a work of art. Absolute kino. Loved the imagery. Need to replay Dead Rising.
>Yikes! What's up with all the microaggressions in this thread anon? Not cool! Hey, if any future film makers are in here, maybe don't?
>>215360208The Wailing.
>>215360078The Hammer series of Frankenstein films are required October viewing.
>>215360279watching it recently I forgot how cool all the stuff up until they hit the mall is. the apartment assault is brutal.
>>215360279quite possibly the most kino horror film of all time
>>215360287why would I be required to waste my time watching 6 bad movies?
>>215360281>microDudes are straight up nazis in this thread.
>>215360296I had to rewind it when that black guy’s head fucking exploded lol
Best horror shorts?
>Vampire lesbians>The horror genre isn't political or LGBT oriented, libtard
>>215360386portrait of god
>>215360386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZPYA6LS-ZY
>>215354838Sssssss hold up very well. Was not disappointed.Best movie title ever, also.
>>215360386Possibly in Michigan
>>215360436definitely checking this out
>>215360386
>>215354858> The Last of Us, but Ellie is blackPass.
>>215354858this movie any good? don't care for racist opinions
>>215354971Sometimes horror movies are just a spiteful jewish fantasy about White people killing each other in their natural habitats. You'd like Scream 6 though. You don't have to watch Scream 2-5 because it ignores them all pretty much.
>>215360494It is okay
>>215360281>eceleb posting in /hor/
>>215360386the Thriller music video
>>215360395It's not, James. You massive faggot! Vampirism is an allegory for lesbianism. Dracula's daughter wants to rid herself of that curse. So being gay is a curse and we must root it out. Put that on your next kiketube video, you cuck
The Love Witch was great.
>>215360471>UMMM guys? Is that heckin fan service in my gosh darm horror film? Uh, could we not? This REALLY hasn't aged well, and definitelv feels like the director is a skeezy frat bro. I'd recommend the film, but MAYBE fast forward during the more tasteless scenes. Nowadays we know better, but back then they really didnt know when no means no. If YOU do this stuff then, and Im sorry, youre maybe a piece of crap. Kinnnnda awkward...
>>215360386From the guy who directed Caveat and Oddityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jOU3m_tHtQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gryenlQKTbEhttps://vimeo.com/823058948
>>215355189>Why don't normal people know the ins and outs of our degenerate subculture lifestyle choice?
Is The Ring Virus any good? Did the Koh-reans get it dun right?
>>215355056>>215355255Ginger Snaps looks great and it's a 2000s movie.
>>215360601spiritually 90s
>>215355391High elf status: heard of.
>>215360494reddit might be a better fit for you >>215360287i thought Curse was the only one. last thing I remember is Cushing getting sent to the guillotine. I think I watched Frankenstein Created Woman not realizing it was part of this saga. I'll watch anything with Cushing and Lee >>215359396the lead actor was shit and feldman was in it. otherwise, it was pretty fun. could've used more tits from the ginger chick but otherwise good flick>>215357847first was fine, 2 is unwatchable
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>>215360517>Hey, I'm faggot James a. janisse and today we're going to be responding to questions like "aren't you a fucking hack who just recites plot synopses from wikipedia?" Well, YES, that is exactly what I do so stop fucking whining! You will obey and never question
>>215354838Anyone got any suggestions for lesser known recent or upcoming horror?I'm trying to catch up on shit I might've missed this yearDolly (featuring my nigga Stifler)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqMlePRA7FgFuck My Sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQzEbTYcBO0Jimmy and Stiggshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3aSWSyAm8Clown In A Cornfield (not exactly lesser known but I couldn't find a theater playing it)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tBSOKyyZT8I've also heard of Brute 76 but it looks really bad, I'm probably not gonna put it on my listhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhBaC53hng8
>replies to 4>suggests reddit to someone elsekek
>>215360592weird, never even heard of this
is that piss anon? i like dead meat but this dude needs to shut the fuck up.
>>215360532>It's not>Proceeds to explain how it's political and LGBT>Dracula's daughter needs to become straight for no reason
>>215360641I just learned about it myself. Apparently the Japanese Ring film couldn't be broadcast in Korea due to Korea still being mad over WW2 and banning cultural imports from Japan, so the Japanese just commissioned a remake of Ring be made in Korea to get around the import restriction. The ban actually ended before the Korean version was finished, but it was mostly finished already so they just soldiered on an released it.
>>215360532>Vampirism is an allegory for lesbianism.WRONG!nice try. it can be co opted for that tho.
fright night or poltergeist anons?
The shadows and color of The Whip and the Body are so cool looking. It's criminal that Christopher Lee was dubbed though.
>>215360632This is one I have my eye on:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lQOz1L3P2kAlso Adam Chaplin 2 should be coming out in November
For me, it's Ghoulies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulvEwxHew3A
>>215360700Depends on your mood, right now i'm in a Fright Night kind of mood.
>>215360632Missing Child Videotape.
>>215360700Fright Night if you're gay.Poltergeist if you're a pedophile.
>>215360701It's amazing they can't make films that look like this now. It's all dour realism.
>>215360680kek
>>215360713and what mood is that?>>215360732might have to go with poltergeist
>>215354858just watched it. solid 7
>>215360706Nifty, did you see Stopmotion?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Debr5KI1QIUIt's a little muddled but interesting and nasty.
>>215360612>le redditget new material, tranny.
Yesterday, I was watching Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives on my Smart TV whilst drinking soilent and eating vegan chicken tendies until suddenly, a BIG SCARY ANT started crawling on my smart TV screen. I started screaming and crying and then spilled my soilent all over the the floor and then my wife's boyfriend slammed the door open asking me what I'm doing. I was so scared of the Ant I could barely breathe, I tried lifting my finger up to point at the horrifying scene on my television but because of all the Soilent I drink, I couldn't lift it up due to having no testosterone. After that, he said "no more Slasher flicks for a month, and you're not allowed to watch Friday the 13th again because it's too scary for you to handle". He then put parental controls on and told me to look at the wall for five hours whilst I think about what I done.Has any other /hor/ anon been in this situation before?
>>215360700Fright Night, it's my 3rd favorite movie
>>215355391good for that N'wah, at last she has realized the superiority of Mer over Man
>>215360700fright night if you're keyedpoltergeist if you're locked
>>215360461>>215360518Seconding these.
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>>215360741It's a damn shame
>>215360590it really is obvious tho>Outside of combat, you'll sometimes have access to unique dialogue options when dealing with the same sex.theres a perk where you get the same but for the opposite sex which which is how you get lines to hit on female npcs so i think it's pretty obvious that one is gay and one is not
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>>215360793Yeah I did. It was kind of a very familiar Smile-like film mashed with are more surreal approach. Decent enough though the director previously did crazy stop-motion only stuff which is worth checking out.
>>215360700I watched poltergeist with my fiance and I loved it but she didn’t think it was “scary” enough. Women, amirite?
>>215361153kek. to be fair i dont get scared by movies anymore but i still enjoy them
>>215361153Really? Poltergeist is very scary. Is she one of those "horror movies aren't scary" types or what? From personal experience I avoid women like that because they don't think horror movies are scary but they love the most disgusting rape, torture, murder true cime serial docs and books.
>>215361362>horror movies aren't scaryI thought everyone here was like that. Is my brain sovlless?
