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post GOOD Trek pls
>>215363345>pic not related
>>215363345Ok but if we're only posting good Trek this is now a Voyager thread.
my dad loves star trek but I know nothing about it. What's a good gift for him? He seems to like the pre2000s stuff. He's in his late 60s and can't eat tofu so don't say star trek tofu.
>>215363406What was his problem?>>215363417Enterprise pizza cutter
>>215363406>>215363367good start for an anti-mallwalker thread
Loving, procreative sex with androids
>>215363318star trek threesome sex with tom paris and harry kim
>>215363449star trek sex with wesley
>>215363429he doesn't eat pizza. I meant like a statue or vehicle figure but under 100 bucks please.
>>215363517get him a good pizza
>>215363449I'll take the two in the back plz
>>215363438she is such a QT
>>215363417I just checked the current Trek memorabilia auctions. You can get the ensign Lyndsay Ballard's alien uniform for US$695.
>>215363517a bath'let
>>215363417star trek tofu
>>215363682I'm annoyed to find that you're this dull. I thought star trek was for geniouses like my dad but instead it's feable minds like your's.
>>215363417picture of a naked ferengi female
>>215363417
>>215363667washed or unwashed? You KNOW why I'm asking.
>>215363550Her Klingon side comes out in the bedroom. That's what a drunken Tom Paris told me over a game of pool.
>>215363809>This costume consists of a jumpsuit with a patterned poly-blend top and brown velvet leggings with acrylic mesh jodhpurs. It has built-in undergarments and features a printed "Voyager" label with "Kim Rhodes" hand-written in black ink. This costume exhibits loose seams, pulled threads, loose threads, and discoloration.>discolorationnice
>>215363695A big poster of one of the photos from Denise Crosby's Playboy spread would look bad ass in his man cave. Next to, I assume he has an original Trek pinball machine. And a framed costume from a Voyager guest actress.
star trek pon farr with dr selar
star trek sex with shran
>>215363792tight
>Fine, what'll it be?
>>215364532A warrior's drink
>>215364532Yeah uhh.... you guys got uhhh.... let's see.... do you sell any root beer?
>>215364676Kanar
>>215364676I AM A PROUD KLINGON WARRIOR
>>215364532Something.... Green.
What have been the major shift in /trek/?
>>215365072The hate on newer trek. We're more open to it now with less searing hatred
>>215365072The preference for hairy Romulan pussy giving way to admiration of neatly trimmed Vulcan gash.
>>215364836
>>215365072We like DISCO now, the racists all got tired of winning.
>>215363442He looks like Snape from the thumbnail. Like you asked AI to make a Harry potter/TNG crossover.
>>215365180Snah-pah
>>215365072Voyager > TNG. According to experts that I made up, TNG is about 50% unwatchable whereas Voyager has no truly bad episodes, just a handful of mid ones. I will now delude myself that there is an imaginary consensus of non-existant people who agree with me, which is doubly sad because not only am I schizophrenic, but, even worse, I need my joy validated by groupthink.
>>215365197Kek
https://youtu.be/YNyFAro1E5M?si=9TveuXUwBMVPgDBk
Do you have more retarded trekslop like this?
>>215365462I'd prefer a /trek/ track something relevant like Your Mom, or Civil Defense then w/e the fuck that is, what even is that shit why would you post it?
>>215363541This scene right there was the reason I developed an underboob fetish.
>>215363345
>>215363318A COOCHIE MOYAA COOCHIE MOYAA COOCHIE MOYA
>>215364088>dubs, when spotted
>>215364088>>215365601
sex with shran poster, lend me your powergrant me dubs with which to smite nutrek faggoidsmaybe rngesus guide my righteous pimp hand hand
>>215365543https://youtu.be/lEhxIkPQtn8?si=4oed8B35ONXJMuqM
>>215365281>Voyager has no truly bad episodes>janeway makes lizard babbies
glowie schizo's back
>>215363345Kira and Miles were too convincing as a whore/her pimp. They've both obviously dabbled in those roles for real in the past.
>>215364532>Founder Odo creates a false flag attack on Bajor to get their attentionPretty based honestly
>>215365732Kira was forced into sexwork during the occ.
>>215365072Well, it used to be NA hours that was filled with schizos but now it's apparently EU hours who are the console posting, Nu Trek baiting retards
>>215365772At least one of the nutrek posters is German.
>>215365695there is something very wrong with you
>>215365789I believe that. Germans are unceasingly autistic losers.
>>215364532Yeah our uhh...our mutual friend "Lawleeluver" told me about a certain holosuite program you have Quark... The one with... I mean the one that takes place on that island... On Orion... You know, the one with the young Orion "women"...
>>215363442>Adam Driver hair
>>215365092>>215365147lmao you remain desperate as ever
IT WAS A MAJOR PLOTPOINT
if holodeck pussy feels real, humanity would go through a population bottleneck after the invention of that technology
>>215365932Most holodeck users wouldn't know the difference.
>>215365932I'm not sure what that has to do with dukat doing nothing wrong but ok
>>215365932not reallythe postnut clarity would be insane
Measure of a Man comes on tonight for the Watchalong bros and I'll be honest, that episode is pretty fucking retarded>Yes, Captain, Commander Maddox was the only one who rejected my bid to join Starfleet Academy, on the ground that I was not a sentient being.>...>So the implication is that DESPITE Maddox' no, Data was still admitted to the Academy which means Starfleet made a formal, legally binding decision that Data was in fact a sentient being worthy of entering the academy at this time>which makes the whole episode fucking redundantThe way the admiral just casually says as he's walking out of the room: Oh and by the way, Captain, the Commander will be working on your android.>your android>like Data is Picard's possession when there is clear precedent that he has been afforded the rights of an individual previouslyKeep in mind, they later reveal that Data has been serving in Starfleet for TWENTY-SIX YEARS (26) at this point. The entire concept of the episode is flawed and forced, everything is building towards the trial scene.There's more that's dumb too like>when Riker shows that you can turn Data off and everyone gasps and says it's such a devastating testimony>but you could just kill or choke out or knock a human unconscious just as easily, 'turning them off' in the same way which ultimately means nothing and Picard could have cast out with a single throwaway line pointing this out
>>215365732every female on TV whored herself out to the producers. Half of the males, too.
>>215365956>>215365932women would prefer to get dicked down by hung holo studs every day because there's no risk of getting pregnant
>>215365932Even now, asian men like harry kim are dating chatgpt and fucking rudimentary sexbots.
>>215366025>>215366029lmao you need therapy
>>215365651my powers aren't that strong. have a Shran and my condolences. keep up the good fight
>>215365893>Lt Jeet, did you shit in the Founders goo pool?
>>215366184The fecal matter is not mine, Sir!
>>215366239>Well Saar, on first sighting the white woman I naturally gave the order to rape. That's my style Saar!
>>215365979>>215365979>I can turn off a human too>Punches Riker in the face, sending a tooth flying across the room
what was the point of this character
>>215366184what did he do on the Enterprise?
>>215366433Basically, Wesley but not a fucking retarded idea. Instead of some special magical "acting ensign," they just give us a the freshfaced, right out of the academy ensign.Nothing wrong with Harry's concept at all.
>>215366433to be the sexiest man alive
>>215366480go to bed garrett
>>215365979Also, if Commander Maddox was on the board that reviewed Data's entrance to the Academy and Data has been serving in Starfleet for 25 years, that means Maddox is like, what, 50-60 years old in this episode? No, he'd have to be even older, because he also needs to have rank high enough to be on this board in the first place...So he's been a commander for 25 years straight with no promotion? lol And he was like a 20 year old commander then? Or wouldn't he be like 80 years old?
>>215365770Just like her mom lmao
>>215366433No Asian as part of the main cast since TOS. So it was time for an Asian.
>>215366433To be humiliated. Dude sleeps with a face mask and it reminds him of being back in Womb.This was season 1 btw, they shit on his character every chance they get.
>>215366640why wasn't there a latinx
>>215365932No. It'll be the same thing that's happening today: the losers who have a predisposition to living in fantasy naturally select themselves out of the genepool, while the intelligent and more mentally robust people continue to lead normal lives and eventually they're the only ones reproducing in any appreciable numbers, forming the culture and genepool around themselves. At this very moment in real-life coombrains and obese consoomers are dying out genetically as they have no or few kids, while groups like the Amish and Mormons are having 4.5 kids per couple. The effect would be more pronounced without mass foreigner importation, but even these immigrants are falling into the same coom trap too and most will not reproduce in relevant numbers either compared to the people that possess the genes/culture to defy consumerism.Star Trek's universe is the end result of this self selecting eugenics. Remember, eugenics is actually canon in this setting, and the collapse of the 21st century weeded out the vast majority of worthless peasant people even before humanity discovered FTL and alerted the Vulcans to their presence.
>>215366433To see an ensign suffer through 7 seasons without a promotion.
>>215366433Redshirt with plot armor.
>>215363417what the fuck is star trek tofu
>>215368072Women have a special place in Ferengi culture.
>>215368808
Was Morn ever charged?
>>215368992Yes, but he only pays with the quadrants most passionate lovemaking.
>>215368808What a horrible day to have eyes.
>>215369023His dirty talk game is off the hook
>>215368992A conversation between these two would be priceless
>>215366877Torres (actress' surname was Caballero) is Latinx
How long have you been posting in /trek/ and what has been your favorite thread-era?
>>215369649all year. all of it, seems like its boomed recently.
>>2153696492015-2019 was the best /trek/ but honestly it's rebounded quite nicely recently or I wouldn't be here anymore>how long have you been postingLong enough to remember when we had Conan O'Brien threads every night that weren't hate threads
>>215369957old-school
>>215369792Just watched this yesterday.
Tosk?
>>215369649since around April of this year when I was watching DS9 for the first time. i'm glad /trek/ exists for me to post all my opinions and webmemes and stuff because I can't stand other "fandom" spaces on "social media" and Discord and etc
>>215370043What's wrong with the discord side of trekdom?
>>2153700931) i don't like the format of discord for discussing anything in the first place. i hate the fact that it's just big long chatlogs instead of a proper forum2) i can't express myself the way I normally do without getting moderated. i like to argue and I do NOT believe everyone's opinion is "valid." i've never seen a Discord fandom forum that allowed the kind of talk that is allowed on 4chan, which is what I prefer. I haven't looked into trek spaces specifically, but I'm just basing it on my experiences of other fandom Discords
>>215366396Lmao.Considering Data’s canonical strength level he would literally punch through his face
>>215370093Fucking everythingthe mainline Trek fanbase these days is just 90% blue-haired Pickle Trek trannoids and 10% boomers who think Nu Trek = good for some reason and haven't seen TOS in 60 years
>>215370205>10% boomers who think Nu Trek = good for some reason and haven't seen TOS in 60 yearsah, the TrekBBS special
>>215370205ngl I can't into old or new trek late 80-90's is what I can fuck with. respect to tos. I have watched the first four tos movies. they're breddy fun. I watched abrams lens flare trek movies, the third one was the best of them. nu trek can lick me where Morn won't.
>>215363417Does he have and or like dvds? Get whatever series he doesn't have on dvd.
>>215370327Well, you're gatekeeping yourself from the best television/film ever created if you can't watch anything pre-1980s in terms of movies and television. Not only are you denying yourself thousands of hours of stuff but it's undoubtedly of a much higher quality than things made contemporarily, particularly in movies. You're missing out, simply put.
>>215370025
>>215370364Sit down dad. You're inferring a lot from what I meant literally. I don't care for Kirk era trek. I've watched plenty of content pre-dating the 80's. You are a pushy and presumptive person. I think Picard is a much better commander philosophically compared to Kirk. I'd rather watch Sisko or Janeway too.
This episode was kinda shit right?
>>215370525idk it makes me a bit sad but I'm a parent.
>>215370460Well some people are just dumb, tasteless plebsSorry about your RNG roll on spawning
>>215370093It's comprised of discord users
>>215370544Sorry you're so personally offended by the opinions of others. Maybe you should gatekeep yourself from conversation where differing opinions occur. It must be challenging being such a giant pussy.
>>215365135Harry signaling he's been gagging om Tom's holocock all this time.
>>215370574Hey, it's not the worst thing in the world being a pleb. You'll have a lot less to worry about because you'll be oblivious to most things happening around you.Just do your best!
>>215370525I liked it in spite of the schmaltzy ending.
>>215370525her acting was so bad that it made me appreciate Spiner's performance a lot more
>>215363318so far ive seen all the modern star trek shows and im on season 6 of voyager, the best ones have to be TNG and DS9 even enterprise was good, which one should I rewatch first?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT TOUCH THEIR EARS!!
>>215363318did he really say that? why?
I'm really coming around on Rom. Season 1-2 I dreaded seeing him because of his being the Ferengi equivalent of Lennie to Quark's George. But season 3 has shown him to be a much more admirable character who's just a push over for people he loves. >embezzles from the Negus>stands on business for Nog trying to join Starfleet even threatening Quark>is a good boy who loves him Mom even getting Quark to come around Stock in Rom is going up gentlemen.
>>215370043Any fandom place is usually compromised by shills and bad actors. This place has the same problem but it's still much better.
>>215370757At least here you can tell shills to fuck off.
DS9 is fantastic, TNG is soul, TOS is what it is all about, VOY takes some risks, ENT is just good.
>people found this ugly bitch attractive
>>215370860>this is the recipe for for napalm>how did I learn to mix it properly?>I read about it in a cookbook. >available to you on your own back channel resources>remember kids in the right hands, knowledge is power
>>215370754>I would be proud to have a son in Starfleet. :)he is a good dad like Sisko. supported his son even though he didn't necessarily agree with his choices and in the end it opened his mind. he was really down on hew-mons at first and didn't even wanna let Nog go to the school.
>>215370911and yet they called this beautiful girl hideously and horrendously ugly
>>215370946I bet she had those nice 60's cone boobs tho.
>>215370942He is becoming more than Quark's whipping boy.
>>215370969i just know i would bed the second one long before i would even take the first out on a date bitch looks mutated
>>215370604You snotty little shit.
>>215371083I'm rooting for you, anon! Star Trek fandom takes all types!even fucking retards
I guess her career never took off after TNGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzgCkYRCnhA
>>215371091That's a different guy and >>215371083I did call him a huge pussy, which he clearly is. Let him be the fart huffing moron who can't accept other people not being mirrors in his echo chamber.
Why is it so soothing?
>>215371130I'm sorry but what the hell are you talking about?When you TOS haters start yapping, it's hard for me to think about what you're saying due to how fucking retarded I know that you are.
>>215371162You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over the five Shatner reactions on screen while other characters have exposition.
>>215371162>>215371195Calm down, both of you.
>>215371195Put your trip back on tranny
>>215371211>someone who disagrees with me is the tranny bugmanTake your meds.
why hate on TOS? without it there wouldn't even be star trek
>>215371231Zoomers can't watch anything made before 1985 because it "gives them the ick."They are anti-history.
>>215371231I never said I hated it, I said I didn't like it and it hurt someone's tender feelings.
>>215371231I wish I had kept the reasoning BF gave on the /trek/ discord years ago about why she didn't like TOS. She unironically used words like "misogyny" and "problematic," should've screenshotted that shit.
>>215369792it became half-true, only in the Democrat-run cities.
/trek/ should be for every1
>>215371312No, I think I'll continue calling plebs plebs.If nu trek has taught me anything, it's that we must gatekeep faggots from the fanbase and bully them until they fuck off to Dr. Who threads or whatever the fuck such cretins do in their spare time.
>>215370525When TNG was just the weird show that was on at 3AM, one time I decided to give it a shot and it was this episode.Didn’t give anything trek a chance again for 20 years.So yeah it’s a lame episode
>>215371096Grim
>>215370525>>215371342The Offspring is a Frakes-directed banger and you are faggots
*makes white incels seethe*
>>215371373Frakes is just an overall feelgood guy.
>>215371417oh we all up in this motherfucka
>>215371373>Frakes-directed >kisses a childwtf is every actor a pedo
>call someone a TOS hating faggot>suddenly nu trek bait spam starts happeningVery interesting indeed.
why didnt they remaster TNG DS9 and voyager?
>>215371471That's not how it worked.As a director on Trek, you were assigned an episode. Whatever the writers put out that was okay'd by the office became the script for that week. You were just given the week you were directing. So, Frakes just got really lucky to get Tapestry which is a great episode. As far as the kiss, well, he definitely didn't write it.
>>215371471It's pretty much canon that Riker is omnisexual.
>>215371312All Bajorans should be gassed
>>215371513DS9 got upscaled.
>>215371339There are no Doctor Who threads anymore, Dr. Zest and that godawful season finale took care of that.
>>215371564thanks for confirming you're a faggot who fan though you fucking queerthat show has never ever been even halfway approaching decent you fucking plebian
>>215371513TNG got rescanned or whatever to HD and it came out perfectly.
>>215371564Dr. Who got dicked harder than Trek.
>>215371591well its sure as fuck not on paramount plus
>>215371609u a parry+ subscriber?
>>215371633yes how else would i watch?
>>215371578Who's (You), I'm not the TOS hater>>215371597I just think it's funny that through all the absolute shit /who/ has had to endure, what ended up killing it for good was the nuRTD era.
>>215371653Don't get snarky with me, cadet.
>>215371373>Hey I randomly created an android even more complex than meIt had a few moments like how they would ethically deal with the situation, her trying to act human and the ending with Data saying he can't feel love, but as a whole it fell flat.
every orifice filled to bursting
>>215371773that scene where he's giving her a massage makes me feel funny
>>215371800Bro wants to be gooed lol
fucking duross twins
>>215371811i wanted to be Odo in that scenario
>>215371811who doesn't?
>You are the most beautiful woman in the galaxy.
>>215371924>filename
>>215371755i like it because its a reminder that starfleet has absolutely no respect for individual rights or liberties. its the 3rd time data had to fight to be not property. and its not like the tyranny stops there. in ds9 they forced everyone on earth to submit to random blood tests and the feds tried to steal feral molly.
>>215371096imagine getting a cute Vulcan girlfriend expecting her to be logical, and a few years after arriving on Earth with her she becomes a mentally ill new age hippy brainwashed by kabbalah horseshit >>215363345the civilian clothes on 80's/90's Trek are always ugly as sin. Babylon5 had a much better wardrobe design.
>it's an archer episode>it's a trip episode>it's a t'pol episode>it's a phlox episode>it's a reed episode>it's a mayweather episode>it's a hoshi episode
>>215371231I hate the lead. Shatner can't act and Kirk isn't interesting. I can't care enough about the episode plots if I don't care if the main cast lives or dies.>>215371292I own a TOS uniform lol. My biggest issue with it is the Kirk-Spock-Bones dynamic is the same tired shit all the time. Spock is brain or thesis, Bones is the antithesis, and Kirk is the guy who comes up with a synthesis for the solution to save the day. Its just fucking boring characters to me.
>>215371262Gen Alpha won’t be able to watch anything made before 2010 because they can’t imagine a world without smartphones. He’ll, they can’t even sit still for a TV show because there aren’t constant cuts and words flashing on the screen.
>>215372170what if it a " t'pol does a sexy fully nude striptease" episode?
>>215372170>>it's a reed episodebut Reed is the best
>>215372196Hell my millennial friends are already mindbroken by facebook reels and tik tok
>>215372190>shatner cant actgot a lot of work for a guy who cant act. how do you explain that?
>>215372239>>215372207
>>215372290>he doesn't want to see t'pol nakedyou gay son?
>>215372190haven't you admitted you've never watched tos? shut up cunt
>>215372290you listed every single cast member so what episodes do you even actually like?
>>215371453>can be anything it wants>becomes jemima mouse
>>215371653Remember the second rule of acquisition.
>>215372190>My biggest issue with it is the Kirk-Spock-Bones dynamic is the same tired shit all the time. Spock is brain or thesis, Bones is the antithesis, and Kirk is the guy who comes up with a synthesis for the solution to save the day.I assume based on this that you don't care much for police procedurals or commedia dell'arte or monster of the week urban fantasy/speculative scifi.like X files.
>>215372162e a r t h t o n e s
>>215372337Porthos
>>215372162Is Selar not canonically a troon vulcan? All other vulcan women have the "T" prefix in their names. I think this implies that Selar was born a man.
>>215372275I think the creation of infinite scroll short form video was deliberate to fry our attention spans. They don’t want us remembering society as it was before the pandemic.Every time you watch a show made for 4:3 aspect ratio, you’re visiting a world that was taken away from you.
>>215372418i KNEW you would say that. i don't disagree tho
>>215372411My favorite X-Files episodes are shit like Home or The Post-Modern Prometheus, but I will take Twin Peaks over X-Files any day of the week.
>>215372342she bubbly
>>215372440is Tuvok also a tranny then?
>>215372395
>>215372440what I think is>S names honor Surak (who was a man so it's mostly given to boys)>T names honor T'Pau (vice versa)but obviously it's not a strict naming convention
>It is cellular peptide cake with mint frosting. Would you like a bite?
>>215372527Plausible>>215372482No, he would be a tranny if his name was T'uvok
>>215372501i was going to concede but i cant abide samefagging, with a ID on at that.instead i submit that shatner is the only good one.
>>215372570I am not sorry for loving 30 Rock.>https://youtu.be/4dOkWqgM_oI?si=ZOQK6z8skB44hxa_
>>215372568but a ' between a consonant and vowel doesn't really make sense
>>21537263230 rock isnt particularly funny or interesting but it is unusually honest about how massmedialand really works so i guess thats good enough
>>215372645huh just use glottal stop and it reads fine
a better time
>>215372755mwah mwah mwahso cute
>>215372632Please Shatner won't make it into heaven for not being kosher. Anyone that hammy couldn't be.
>>215372791that must kill at temple, chaim
>the jews are le... bad!
>>215372832>when he isn't on screen everyone should be asking Where's Captain Kirk?Imagine having the audacity to question the taste of others.
>>215372531
I love Enterprise guys, but hear me out, I hated it when I saw it for the first time many moons ago. T'pol's ugly botox lips, fake tits and ass, stupid hillbilly Trip, fucking Mayweather and Reed and the other fags.S1E18 now and every episode has been kino so far. I love how Archer is finally beginning to understand why the Vulcans are such pricks, all the other nuances. I suspect that NuTrek has greatly messed with my shit acceptance levels. What I once thought of mediocre is now kino of the highest magnitude.
>>215373152no. dear doctor is maybe the worst episode of star trek ever put to film. INCLUDING nu-trek
>>215373152>now kino of the highest magnitude.you can't just go around calling any old stuff kino because nutrek exists. calm down dude.
>>215373152Why is she so brown?
Once a tripcode is on, it should stay on.
>>215373163there is absolutely nothing wrong with dear doctor. its substainally better than when seven did the same bit in One.
>>215373261uh huh. is that what the Prophets told you?
>>215373261God I can't stand that bitch.
>>215373285wrong
>>215373152Why do you only like the guys? The ladies are pretty nice too
>>215373313Helps being gay I assume.
>>215373280kinokinoit's alright but feel like it's filler compared to part 2i haven't seen Voyager yetkino
I never realized how huge Terok Nor is. It dwarfs the Enterprise D.
>>215373361>it's alright but feel like it's filler compared to part 2It's a lot of setup for 3 minutes of exposition at the end of the ep
>we need a charismatic alien this week>he's already in the changing room sir
who has an infographic or guide for a complete newbie to /trek/
>>215373426
>>215373462nigga im gonna finish when im 80
>>215373384its all empty space. enterprise d has the same amount of people living on it
>>215373462I started ds9 like thursday last week and I'm already halfway through with numerous interruptions. Unless you only allow yourself 1 ep a day you'll do fine.
>>215373472thats like 2-3 weeks of content
Engange.
>>215373525>the natives call this "crack" Sir.
>>2153735042-3 weeks if i start playing it and never pause once
>>215373565If you're unemployed you can get through more trek quicker.
Finally to season four of Ds9. Getting fucking hyped for Worf
>>215373402especially if you're smart like me and guessed that Garak blew up his shop immediately
>>215373605desu I was working at the same time passively listening but it seemed obvious in retrospect. Not sure what knowing about the great link was supposed to benefit cardassia in ep 2 though
>>215373594i am a neet but i still get distracted. will this hook me? and should i really start from the original
>>215372660I love 30 Rock but its jokes are not going to hold up in 20 years. There are already jokes aging badly. Like Alec Baldwin brandishing a gun in one episode. That’s what happens when your jokes are 90% pop culture and celebrity references.
>>215373384Why did Cardassians build a space station to process ore instead of just processing it on Bajor and then shipping it to Cardassia? For that matter why did the head of the occupation hang out on that space station instead of being on Bajor itself?
>>215373690if you truly are new to trek, TNG is advised as the starter.
>>215373747some would say its because ds9 sucks. they would be correct
>>215373818
You are the bird, /trek/.
>>215373747I assume it's because zero-g ore processing will lead to alloys of higher purity. Maybe it's too expensive to create artificial zero-g environments on Bajor.
>>215373858Do you think they banged with masks on?
>>215373424too bad they never wrote a character for him that let him be a REAL freak
why is the undershirt on the bajoran uni stylized with the lace band at the top? it never supposed to be seen when in uniform. we only see it when kira is being extra casual for some silly reason?dont feel like finding a pic. sorry
>>215373928why would you assume this is part of the uniform and not just her personal undershirt?
>>215373928Yes even Bajor men wear the lacey boulder holders. They offer support and comfort in post or combat duty.
>>215373747For security. It would be easier to control a space station than anywhere on the surface.
>>215366025they already do the equivalent today, and they're miserable losers
>>215373854It's pretty neat how they pulled that effect off on a 90's TV budget. They didn't even have drone cameras like we have today.
>Worf has son>repeatedly abandons him>becomes surrogate father to another kid>abandons himWhy is Worf such a dogshit father? Even for a Klingon his actions are egregiously reprehensible. For all his talk of Klingon honor and duty, he shows a severe lack of both when it comes to raising the youths in his charge.
>>215366356>YOU SHAT IN THE POOL OF THE FOUNDERS OF THE DOMINION! YOU DISGRACED US SIR! YOU SHAMED US SIR!>The Enterprise is stood down in name. If I wipe your ass we may get a pass.it's 5am it's best I could think of
>>215374137>gets to hang out with Sisko and get tangential influence from RomYou'd think with all the exposure to super-dads he'd learn.
>>215374137he is highly immature and narcissistic and can't get over himself. he sees both of them as extensions of his own ego and not actual people.
>>215366561perhaps nepotism or extreme brown-nosing was at work
>>215366462Xenobiology with a specialization in reproduction>please show bobs, bobs and vagene
>>215374137That wasn't even the first surrogate son he adopted. Worf has a habit of taking on young proteges and totally abandoning them.
>>215374248worf got a lot of poon
>>215374260his wife and jadzia and that's it
>>215373957because i have a basic understanding of military operations and the undershirts are issued along with socks bras and every other part of the uniform. also its the same everytime she takes off the jacket so its reasonble to assume its bajoran militia issued. >>215373966the male undershirt is presumably differentso why stylize it? is it because ds9 sucks and they didnt put any thought into it? oe is it because bajoran women are whores and they knew the jacket would be off all the time?
>>215374281or maybe you're just wrong. i'm pretty sure she's off duty all the time she's seen wearing it.
>>215374275Jadzia was his wife, he had sex with 4 women:1. Kehlar 1/2 human 1/2 klingon2. Troi 1/2 human 1/2 beta3. Jadzia Dax4. Ezri DaxPIC is not canon.
>>215374161rom is horribly written character that completely inverses by the end of the series. sisko literally abandons his pregnant wife. there is no good parenting shown in trek
>>215374333he only fucked troi in alternative timelines, doesn't countezri not real
>>215374305the first time we see it is when shes supposed to drag that retarded old man off the moon. she takes off the jacket and thats what shes wearing. another time is when she is kidnapped by the pah wraith cult. full uni, removes jacket, same undershirt.
>>215370460>>215370544nature is healing...
>>215374137imagine this bad boi in a skirtpro-tip you can't
>>215374378hmm. well who knows maybe they didn't really think about it at all. because later on when she gets the catsuit there is quite clearly no undershirt but in the same episode in another scene she's wearing the lacey white top but the catsuit bottoms.
>>215374451There has to be a star trek uniform wiki.
>>215374378Isn't the undershirt really connected to the pants? I thought the pants and the lacy undershirt were one piece of clothing.
>>215374281>takes joke answer and replies sincerelyKinda annoying but ok. I have served and yeah they want you wearing regulation gear. There are limited options for personal choice socks and undies. The shirt was regulation under acu.
>>215374627Like here it looks like one piece.
>>215374649It's a onzie?
>>215374649booba
>>215374649You see the air flow over booba exits up top since hot air rises hence the vents. It's basically tiddy science.
>>215374681It looks like one. That's not a great picture but I can remember seeing it on the show wondering how that was a practical military uniform but I figured it was the Bajoran version of Mormon underwear.
>>215374718>the Bajoran version of Mormon underwear.fucking kek
>>215371096>>215371346>>215372162I'm hanging up my hat as selarposter, this is too depressing
>>215374649So the men wear this zesty outfit as well?
>>215374758you must separate the actress from the waifu. have the mental disciprine.
>>215374758star trek fighty sex with keh'lyr
Well?
>>215374817No, plumbing.
>>215374765I don't think so, most of the other Bajorans have grey uniforms or Odo brown uniforms. I can't think of anyone else who has the same color uniform as Kira. It might be unique, lacy underthings and all.
>>215374865Just piss in the replicator. It's like a sink.
>>215374817I can't fap on that tiny screen and the holo deck is probably restricted as fuck.
>>215374817Troi?
>>215374899Your holodeck time is right after Barclay.
>>215374877I was going to mention Li Nalas I think his name was, the guy O'Brien and Kira rescue off that prison moon with their pimp subterfuge. I thought he got the maroon uniform too, but now that I looked it up, it was grey. I was going to say that was just the female variant of the uniform, but the bajoran religious extremist lady who had the hots for O'Brien also wore grey.I could have sworn I've seen the maroon uniform on someone else other than Kira though...
>>215375031there are other Bajoran female officers around wearing red/pink-ish uniforms but none that are exactly the same as Kira's
>>215374962I should be fine, he's low sperm count but leaves hairs everywhere
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>>215374718i find magic bajoran underwear to be an acceptable explanation.
>>215366184>>215374160don't poo in the goo
