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star trek sex with shran
>>215375174not sharing the link in the OP is a crime!https://vocaroo.com/19lWLktn412C
>What about plain old basic sex? You must have some need for that
>>215375174https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bajoran_Militia_uniform#Standard_duty_uniforms
It's strange how Voyager never reveals how Seven takes a dump. Maybe at first her alcove took care of that, but then I assume the doctor guided her into taking a proper liberating dump.
>>215375174>>215375222Also the opera version https://vocaroo.com/19MMGanswDgi
>>215375264>White, vented undershirts were worn under the uniform jacket. But it looks like a onesie.
>>215375275What about Neelix? Does he use a sandbox or does he use a toilet like a person?
>>215375342Where do you think Omega particles come from?
>>215375342Talaxians are probably pretty clean
>>215375323You can see the top is tucked under the waist of the pants there. The hemming is simply thin and the image in 480p quality, so it looks like one piece
>watching that "Die Hard on the Enterprise" TNG episode>Picard knocks out Tuvok with a hypospray and leaves him to die in the medical bay from the radiation sweep
>>215375414>You can see the top is tucked under the waist of the pants there.No, you can see it's a top and a bottom literally sewn together into one piece.
are there any really good stand-alone episodes of DS9 I should not miss?Picrelated is what I want to watch when I get a Paramount+ sub for a month or two this Winter. In that order, except I'll start with Insurrection and Nemesis.I loved Star Trek when I was a kid, but stopped watching somewhere in one of the later seasons of Voyager.Haven't owned a TV in 20 years.I hope watching the TNG movies I didn't get to see back then, some TOS stuff I was too young to remember now, and seeing the Voyager story come to an end will provide me with both a sense of nostalgia and closure.
>>215375536The Visitor
>>215375342it's the special ingredient in many of his recipes
>>215375419Should he have dragged him along? The bombs would have killed thousands, one dead terrorist is acceptable.
>>215375579>Should he have dragged him along?He should have at least told them over the communicator to the terrorists that he left him there. They could either go rescue him (or Picard could have used it as a trap or a diversion). Would Picard have left an unconcious Tuvok with the Darmok monster?> The bombs would have killed thousands, Picard didn't know about the bomb at this point.
>>215375342>Neelix! Stop expressing your anal gland on the bridge!
>>215375536plutotv has tos tng voy ds9 on 24/7 loops. usually a few hours of ent on the scifi channel. TMP through JJshit looped in the summer. and its free
>>215375715they also have the most commercials of any streaming service
>>215375730As if the answer to this problem was ever a debate
>>215375730star trek is literally written for commercials. its better that way
>>215375715thanks, but 1. I'm in Germany and it seems like you can't switch the audio language to English on Pluto2. I don't want to waste time with ads
>>215375429If your eyes don't work, sure, I can understand how you could see it that way
>>215373794thanks. i am 100% new to star trek i don't know a single thing. why is TNG the starter? is that not considered a sequel?
>>215375419Was it this one?I saved this almost two years ago
>>215376145if you like it you will probably like everything else. TOS can filter people and it's not exactly representative of the other series I guess.
>>215376145>. why is TNG the starter? is that not considered a sequel?It is but they get you caught up on the worldbuilding right away. TNG is considered the best starting point because it's more visually modern compared to the stage play presentation of TOS. The acting is also a lot less shouty and flamboyant, which scares a lot of people away from TOS. I started with TNG and didn't have the shadow of TOS looming over every episode.
>>215376145Not that anon, but TNG is easier to digest than TOS since it's more similar to modern TV than TOS, and it's arguably more internally consistent. Don't get me wrong, TOS is great, but a lot of people get turned off of it because it's a 60's era TV production, made by people who were born in the 30's and 40's. It is rife with ham and cheese but also soul.
>>215376145it's the best/most popular show and set the tone for everything that came after it.Start with TOS if you want, but much of it is subpar, and obviously the production quality on a 60's TV show wasn't too great. Maybe go back and forth between them
>>215375419>going through the entirety of trek again>rewatch lines up with another AnonYou know, Quasimodo predicted all this.
>>215376183no, iirc that episode is the one where the terrorists are instantly teleporting themselves through subspace and giving themselves super cancer to try and free themselves from the oppression of their totalitarian nanny state governmentthe die hard episode is the one where a trio of terrorist (more mercenary) operatives are on the enterprise to steal warp plasma or antimatter that was gonna be used in a dirty bomb, or something like that
>>215376214>>215376241>>215376243>>215376254Thanks. I'll give TNG a try.>I started with TNGDid you watch every episode in order or are there fillers etc?
>>215376268ok every1 except JJ trek
>>215376293I'm not him, and generally would recommend watch everything in airing order, but it's unlikelu I'll persuade you, so if you like TNG enough to finish it, you'll likely also be intelligent enough to get enjoyment from TOS and TAS as well, so go for them after, followed by the Kirk movies, then you can follow this guide.
>>215376344saved. thank you anon
>>215376293there are definitely fillers, but some of the best episodes are arguably filler, such as The Inner Light.First two seasons are pretty bad, btw. Maybe someone has a list of eps that are actually worth watching.
>>215376293>Did you watch every episode in order or are there fillers etc?it's episodic, not serialized, so each episode is a self-contained story outside of 2-partersI'd go in order just because the quality of the show improves linearlythere are a few dreadful episodes that I guess you could call "filler episodes", but some of them are so bad that you'd be missing out on some context when people joke about them
>>215376293I'm a completion autist so I watched every episode in order. Usually if an episode is boring you after 10 minutes, you wouldn't have enjoyed the remaining 30 anyway.
>>215376293Don't skip anything your first watch, try to go in as blind as possible. If nothing else, the terrible episodes need to be watched to properly share in each other's misery in the posts here.
Who was a better flute player Harry Kim or Picard?
>>215376535kim and its not even close. reeds require actual skill. any retard could handle picards recorder
>>215375536In The Pale MoonlightNot exactly stand-alone but definitely stands on it's own. Later seasons of ds9 are mostly serial.
>>215376535a clarinet is not a flute and even if you were going to call it generically the best thing you could technically call it is a "horn" which is still not a flute
>>215376610technically a clarinet is just a faggot saxophone
>>215376731agreed
>>215376731a twink for tubas if you will.
>>215376607fantastic chart, thanks. Do you have that for the other shows too?
Start with the moobiesStar Trek II is the best entry point into the franchise
>>215375536the visitor, duet, civil defense come to mind for me. Trials and tribble-ations is also very good as long as you're okay with shameless fan serviceonce you get to season 6 the dominion war plot kind of takes over the show
>>215372190Shut the fuck up, bitch. You've literally said you've only watched a few TOS episodes. Your opinion is worth less than nightsoil.
>>215376960I feel like wok doesn't work if you don't have some of the Kirk/Spock centered eps of tos. It's a good movie on its own for sure but the ending doesn't hit as hard.
>>215376960at the very least watch Space Seed before that
>>215377112Is Space Seed like Gundam SEED?
>>215377233Gundam seed is what happens when two mobile suits love each other very much
>>215376971>civil defenseoh boy I'm triggered now
Everyone who has access to a holodeck would become a debased deviant within 3 private simulations. Sports, mystery role play, educational use, NONE of these things would be happening. It would be wall to wall filth.
>William Shatner can't act>meanwhile, xher name is BASHIRFAGGOT>a Dr. Julian Bashir fan name>Bashir, acted by Alex Siddig, one of the WORST ACTED roles in all of Star Trek>an all-in-all terrible fucking performanceAbsurd opinion from an absurd retard
>>215377308the only reason Sid isn't considered the worst actor ever in Star Trek is because Terry Farrell was his fellow cast member who is even worse
All the combat scenes on Trek looked retarded, especially when they make that double-fist punch. They should've just forced everyone to take aikido lessons. Looks flashy on camera (see Steven Seagal movies), is safe and is in line with Starfleet's semi-pacifist values.>>215377233it actually is
>>215377345This is just what pre-Jackie Chan Hollywood's stunt fights looked like most of the time, particularly on TV.
>>215377345>>215377453I actually really love that in Berman Trek they kept the same fighting moves used in TOS, ridiculous or not, and made them into like a "starfleet fighting style", a ridiculous martial art all its own. I used to think it was a detriment like you but after so many rewatches, it's charming to me now.
>>215377477I've always felt the exact same. It's very satisfying.
>>215376819take with a grain of salt
>>215376819
>>215375381>The Doomsday MachineKino!>Measure of a ManKino!>Improbable Cause: Part 1Kino!>PathfinderKino!>DawnMeh. Man we had 4 Kinos in a roll but then Enterprise has to come in and shit all over the place with "Le Darmok retread"
>>215377507>Mudd's Women>bad>Corbomite Maneuver>okay>Balance of Terror>only good>City on the Edge of Forever the only S1 episode to get "Great">Trouble with Tribbles listed as "great"Man what a rage inducing watch guide, kek
>>215375381Doomsday Machine is so kino, it should convert any TOS hater but alas, retards gonna retard
>>215377610>It's the silence I hate. The way he takes you without a fight. It was the same way with the Nokaro. A crew of nearly three thousand. Families mostly, mine included, looking for a New World to settle. But they came across our friend here and he showed them what they wanted to see. A glistening green paradise. By the time I responded to their distress call, all that was left of them was some fading engine emissions. That was thirty nine years ago. Thirty nine years, two weeks, four days
>>215376344TNG S7 e12 Acts 1-43ENT S4 e22TNG S7 e12 Act 4-5
>>215377610Is that the thing from Dune?
>>215377738>when your son ends up banging an alien sexbot
>>215377556yeah, I didn't make it obv., but I figured I'd save it for convenience
>>215377738isn't this from the voyager episode with the giant hypnotic space amoeba, or was it ENT? all I remember is the moby dick cap'n ahab allegory
Is /trek/ pro or anti Uhura?
>>215377477My headcanon was that Starfleet introduced proper self defense courses as part of their training after reports of Kirk flopping around and tackling people with his full might.
>>215377979tos uhura is cooljj uhura is a bimbonu uhura is cringe
>>215375174based OPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs
>>215377979how the fuck could you be anti-Uhura? she barely does anything for you to not like
>>215377979Uhura is proof you can have a black female character who isn't a smartass girlboss.
>>215377979i like when she sexually harasses Spock
I love /trek/ even if /trek/ hates me!
>>215378165
Looks like Worf lost his bet.
>>215378165i don't hate you but your "reasons" for not liking TOS come across as really, really stupid and contrarian. like you're making up reasons to not like it because other people like it and you wanna be special.
>>215378207Or maybe I just don't like TOS and you are a newfag.
>>215378230are you doing performance art or something then that I don't know about because I'm new? carry on then.
>>215378230You don't get to have an opinion on TOS because you've only seen like 3 episodes in your entire pathetic lifenow shut the fuck up and go back to annoying your poor ass husband
>>215378165>Garak making the fag gesture
>>215378290in the episode that's on tonight he literally is like talking about not wanting to get too fat off eating exotic chocolates
>>215378290You would know because it's the same pose your Dad makes.
>>215378160Early TOS was really weird with stopping the plot cold for a musical interlude. I know that's just how TV was made back then. Every show had singing because most actors were also trained singers. But it's really jarring to watch in the 21st century.
>>215378230TOS is as good as TNG or DS9. Youll grow into it.
>>215378323my father is dead
>>215378341Did you grow up watching tv and movies? Or ipad cocomelon? Its important.
>>215378400checked
>>215377767Nah, you can't do that, Fat Riker is wildly different than Pegasus Riker.
Have you apologized yet?
>>>/ck/21668865
>>215377979M'Ress uses Uhura's VA and is one of the sexiest creatures ever put on the small screen, so for that alone she gets a pass. Even if I set that aside, though, she's still an incredibly good actress and fits the TOS bridge perfectly. On the other hand, any non-Nichols version of her is dogshit. Especially her version on SNW. God damn that show sucks ass.
>>215378449Fat Riker is hot as fuck and Twink Death is a real thing.
>>215378508Posting a Trek reaction image doesn't warrant linking to it in this thread, man.
>>215378410I grew up with TV Land and Nick at Nite. That's why I understand the context for why TOS did what it did. Now when a show has a musical number it's to go viral on TikTok like Wednesday.Also, Bill Shatner could aura farm. Damn.
>>215378546see>>>/ck/21668865
>>215378525I'm fine with all three versions of Riker, as well as his transporter clone, you just can't mix ENT and TNG Riker because the difference in shape is so noticeable it distracts from the 10/10 that is Pegasus.
>>215378575You, for continuing to waste posts, obviously. What are you trying to accomplish, you goblin of a human being?
>>215378607why are you so mad
>>215378202it was never explained if that splotch was meant to be like, cell death, or the most lazy blood wound makeup imaginable
>>215378254Ignore him. Despite being here for years, he's an eternal newfag.
>>215378311that makes him more european than gay>same thinghardy-har-har
>>215375961It was already decided in the last thread that the uniform has Bajoran magical underwear incorporated into it.
>>215378517Chapel voiced M'Ress you utter FOOL
>>215378400Your mom, then. She was quite petite with most exquisite feet.
>>215378792listen I never said anything about gay. but you can't deny his fruity affect.
>>215378165We love big beefaroni.
i love how "most exquisite feet" sounds like a shitpost lyric but it's actually a real trek reference
Somebody made a Gundam thread on /tv/. I must go now. My people need me.
I don't know about you guys but I'm getting real fucking sick of this arrogant Shriners commercial cripple
>>215379258that kid seems WAY fucking happier in his life than I am why does he need my money? this ad backfired.
>>215379281>>215379258wait i could make a Shriners commercial featuring Melora lol
>>215379296cinema
>>215375174>Crazy monkey yet purely logical sex with T´polAlso why didn´t you guys tell me Enterprise was actually good? I have been avoiding it for years... still, maybe that was for the best, now we have the technology to skip those opening credits.
>>215378483You know who has apologised? He has. For making such ugly, bad movies.
>>215379056It's wild that she sounds like Nichols putting on a furry accent, to the point I just assumed it was her. God damn Majel was talented.
>>215379364I always liked it
>>215379386>I know it's too much>does it fucking every time on purposeme want bonk longnose tribe with big rock, heavy rock
15 minutes nonniesOdo kino episode coming up. and Garak I guess if you like him.
>>215379296kek
>>215379597>not liking Garak
>>215380415he's alright. i enjoy him in a very specific way.
>Riker 2 comes to DS9>he sees Obrien>treats him like shit>they dont explain what happened between them and Obrien runs awayWhat happened? Did he steal Keiko away from Riker?
>>215380541Is it the real Riker or the duplicate? There are two.Their first names are different but they're both in Starfleet.
>>215380541Nothing happened. He needed a cover to not speak to O'Brien and have his cover blown. But speaking of Defiant, here's the song for the slopera.Original genre version (new jack swing): https://vocaroo.com/1c49x4DCRbwpRock opera version:https://vocaroo.com/17F6zuiCnKfi
>>215380541O'Brien was the person on the station that Will Riker knew best, so Tom Riker didn't want to risk O'Brien figuring out he wasn't really William by referring to a specific event, etc.He just invented a reason to blow off talking to him and quickly walked away, leaving O'Brien confused.Not a long-term solution but Tom didn't need long-term, he just needed to steal the Defiant.
>>215380677Are you just feeding lyrics into ai? Genuinely curious the level of creative control going into these.
>>215381142I use this
>>215380677funky junky!
>>215380790Tom was lucky that O'Brien was uncharacteristically passive that day and didn't fly into his usual Irish retard rage when Tom dissed him like that.
Based Captain.
>>215380541Tom Riker was suck alone forced to survive by himself for 8 years due to transporter accident, he has held an extreme contempt for transporter chiefs ever since. That wasn't Tom acting as Will, that was his real self coming through.And since Tom/Will isn't a fertile spoony, Miles didn't know how to handle three aggression and meekly left.
>>215381476good actor, I can't really say much else
>>215381476Is this from Event Horizon?
What's up with the Doctor telling everyone on Voyager Barclay's medical history? Seems unethical.
>>215375536Second skin
>>215381583HIPAA didn't exist during most of Voyager's run.
>>215381476he is hot but I will still never watch nutrek
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>>215381476The funny thing about Lorca is that he's meant to be evil but he's the only one on the show who acted like a professional, real-deal Starfleet officer. In Nu Trek, that means you're from the Mirror Universe I guess.
>tfw it's monday night
>>215381142>>215381671Humor aside it's a bit more than feeding lyrics in. You can manually edit MIDI stems and layer sound fonts on. There are features ("Persona") that preserve vocal elements (gender, timbre, cadence) as well as key leitmotifs (in MIDI form) of the exemplar song you pulled the persona from. There is also a feature that narrowa the pool of styles to pull templates from, to a playlist you curate. I can use this as a multigenerational selection mechanism to nudge the template design toward the style I want which is why a lot of the leitmotifs are the same between songs (once I've layered the rock opera persona on), so for example the arpeggios in Your Mom is the bassline from Dukat Did Nothing Wrong and so forth. By feeding in success back to the pool and then generating personas based on the songs I like and then feeding that back into the pool, I'm reinforcing what I like similar to a Gen1 neural network. Then I create a genre song from the inspiration pool in whatever genre I want (disco, new jack swing, yacht rock, surf rock, other silly shit) and then I layer the rock opera persona onto it to normalize it with the rest of the tracks.There's that episode of TNG where some crew members were being abducted by clickyclacky subspace aliens and they were in the holodeck trying to iteratively refine what table they remembered, and the method I just described is like that. Covering one song (eg yacht rock) as another genre (rock opera) is dead easy since it's just MIDI stems and you can put whatever sound font you want on it. It's a harp arpeggio. It's a koto arpeggio. It's Swisgar and Toki shredding on grandpas guitars. In that sense the MIDI stem component is easy but the built in studio sucks and is Mario Composer tier.
>>215381892One thing I forgot. It tries to match the melody to the prosody of the lyrics based on the instructions you give it, so sometimes you need to nudge it to be what you're imagining. The yacht rock song with Kai Winn needed a lot of fuckign around with since it doesn't do duets well. There's also multiple fuzz factors in the form of sliders to give it permission to deviate from instructions to produce novelty. I like higher chaos factors for solo songs but lower for duets since fuzz in duets means everyone gets their parts wrong
>>215381633Oh shit I didn't know that.
>>215381935>based on the instructions you give itwhat's an example of those kind of instructions?
>>215381892I've never clicked through any of your vocaroos but now I'm intrigued. got a GitHub link to whatever you're using?
sex with morn
>>215376241There's one line in TNG when someone asks Riker if the holodeck is used for sexual needs and he basically admits that yeah depending on the crew but obviously it has a masturbatory purpose.
>>215376260I got to a few episodes of season 2 and dropped off an it was off Netflix.Season 3 is based because it brings in the EVA suits and the phaser rifles."Season 4" is TAS"Season 5" the "five year mission" is Star Trek: Continues. With a Ship's Counselor and a holodeck, saucer separation, section 31 etc.
>>215376607My favorite DS9, other than that Season 5.5-6 sweatspot where the Defiant roams but Jadzia lives, is those few half dozen gamma quadrant episodes where the Dominion is a rumor only, and they encounter random civilizations and worlds with bizzarro rules.
>>215382781In "The Perfect Mate," after the woman kisses him and he manages to resist her and leave her quarters, Riker taps his commbadge and says if anyone needs him, he'll be in the holodeck while shaking his head and pulling on his collar.The implication is quite clear.
>>215382853>if anyone needs him, he'll be in the holodeckIs this the progenitor of "I'll be in my bunk" and "I've gotta go return some videotapes"?
>you should meet my friend tuvok, I think you'd really hit it off
>>215382132You're supposed to klick the vocaroos.
Watching Ensign Ro again, what was she responsible for that made her so famous/hated in starfleet? Original Burnham vibes.
>>215383399She's fiery.
>>215383399One time she flicked Picard in the nuts at a party and he got a little boner
>You stand accused of sexual assault.
>>215383657>>215382702 herehe was asking for it
Haven't watched any Trek (besides Section 31) for like 3 years. Has anything good come out?
>>215383507this happened to me and triggered an sph fetish
