Franciosi editionprev: >>215405953
>>215417001Irish-Italian broads were built for British men
You WILL watch the most meta horror movie in history, Detention (2011).
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)>The Fly (1986)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)>Gothic (1986)>The Devils (1971)>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)>Scarecrows (1988)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>Elves (1989)>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)>Carnosaur (1993)>Pieces (1982)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Gozu (2003)>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)
>>215417061it's been on my watchlist for years, is it good?
>>215417120I think it's good, but it is very divisive. It is very meta and uses many genres.
>>215415407 Sure. Maybe some will say sour grapes, but basically it was just having been out in Hollywood trying to do indie stuff and working with others also trying to do indie stuff and never really getting things off the ground because of the price (there's always an extra $10k hidden fee somewhere) and basically only having the option to do crew work on nepo baby projects that were always kind of dumb (sort of like the movie I posted) then I started talking to the people doing these projects and realized they were all nepo babies with trustfunds, all the people leading the crew who were getting paid the real money were also nepo babies with trustfunds that got legacy hired into it. While myself and a long list of other people had various ideas (whether good or bad) they were all originals one wrote after a lot of soul searching and striking on something that seemed like a really cool idea that hadn't been done before and NO ONE was ever willing to finance those things, but then these guys could walk into anyone's office and be like: 'Dude, I know three hot chicks and I need like $10k to make them all get naked on camera and I'm gonna make them sit on cakes or do weird enema clown shit." and those same producers would be like: "Of course! Anything for you my second cousin's brother's friends nephew!" or another one was this almost $30k music video that never came out where they had to rent out an entire building, a cop car, hire an actor, and a three foot tall animateonic cat puppet just because this one nepo baby thought it would be funny to see a cat dressed as a police officer tell a bank robber: "Put your hands in the air right meow!"Even just getting crew jobs myself and many others would have to call everyone up and BEG for a spot making like $100 but this one nepo girl just asked a guy if he had a spot for her and not only did she get hired for more money but they'll go out of their way to find you a job with other people too so you can keep working.
>>215417001Which V/H/S's are good? I liked 1 and the first half of 2
>>215417205The only one I hated was Viral. The others had enough segments that I liked.
>>215417120vhs 94 is great except for framing story and the fps story
>>215417001Thread theme...https://youtube.com/watch?v=UCw_0Zz5MQw&list=RDUCw_0Zz5MQw&start_radio=1
Nell Tiger Free
>>215417047American men*
M3gan!
Today is October 22. The day when Brigitte discovered that Ginger was growing more than just weird hair.
Watching the Halloween series for the first time, finished Curse of Michael Myers earlier and about to start H20.
Hold...
>>215415230...sauce?
>>215417703You better post your ranking of them
>>215417120NTA but yes, I thought it was great (8/10). If you don't gel with the type of humor they're spitting at a rapid pace though, you'll wanna turn it off within ten minutes.
irl FF /hor/
>>215417914>documentaryNOPE. They're always propaganda.
>>215417317Based
>>215417661Cady!
>>215417914This isn't even a good horror documentary afaik from the blurb it seems to be a single stand your ground killing. If you want irl horror try Tales of the Grim Sleeper
There is a yeast infection in my vagina
>>215417914not /hor/ kys
>>215418049>killing whores with a gunnot /hor/ kys
>>215417001Did you know that the prop head from Friday the 13th 2 was made my Stan Winston?I always wondered how guys like Stan Winston, Greg Nicotero, Tom Savini, Rick Baker etc. reference what a corpse would look like. Do they just have binders full of pictures of car accident victims, bear maulings, bodies fished out of rivers, war photographs and whatnot?
>>215418235Savini was a photographer in Nam. I remember his direction for zombies was to loosen their jaws, because people's muscles relax when they die. Guy probably saw some gnarly shit lol
>>215418235Pre-internet and I guess still, you could just read in medical textbooks or ask your local medical examiner what decomp would do to a corpse, how it would look, etc.
>>215418089It's irl /hor/, shitbird
>>215418515so is what I just left in the toilet. want a video of that too?
>>215417914>Monkey noises
More like Sneedpeople amirite?
>>215418235There's a book called The Sick Rose ( by Barnett not Blake) which is all old medical illustrations Doctors used get famous for their drawings if they were good. The same with press rendering and photography or >>215418340 war/dangerous work in general.
>>215418618Yeah, fuck them kids. Not sexually though.
It wasn't all that bad, but I feel like it could've been a lot creepier, and the climax was kinda underwhelming.
>>215418555>scatological humorstunning and brave
>"hey, remember all that stuff that made the first two films good?">"let's ignore all of it "
>>215418047Fuck
>The Long Walk is unfilmab-ACKKino
>>215418897It was very melodramatic, but whatever I'm a sucker for that kind of shit
Not a straight horror film, but I think the Hunchback of Notre Dame is within the realm of horror, maybe "horror drama" like The Elephant Man, Freaks, or The Man Who Laughs
>>215418957I need to see this one, since Castle Freak really lit my interest in freaks
>>215419018have you seen the funhouse?
Thanks to the anon that recommended Hippopotamus. It was a great watch.
>>215418957Anything gothic is going to be at least horror adjacent.
>>215418897shoot me in the gut, run over my legs with a tank, but please don’t film me ugly crying while leaving a trail of explosive diarrhea on national TV
Because these cocksucker jannies banned me for being "off-topic" , i couldn't share my ocean kinos
>>215419162What about just local or regional TV? Would that be okay?
>>215418897boring ass movie. boring cinematography, boring characters, boring script. visually, emotionally, and conceptually boring all around. the best part was the diarrhea
>>215419162Wagies cry at work. What are you talking about
>>215419061Quite a good horror/thriller with a crazy ending
>>215418618What television or film?
>>215419287V/H/S/Halloween
>>215419061>fake thanking yourself embarassing
>>215419309Thanks!
>>215419326bro ill fuck u upwanna go? uh? wanna go?
>>215419326Thanks anon!
Which of these could have become a horror icon?
>>215419498More
>>215419498Skibidi Toilet reference????
What the fuck was her problem?
Which RZ Halloween sequel would have been better. Neither would have been directed by Zombie but would have picked up after H2.>Halloween 3D was to be the sequel to Rob Zombie's Halloween II, written by Todd Farmer and directed by Patrick Lussier. The story would follow the idea that Laurie killed Dr. Loomis and was hallucinating when she thought it was Michael Myers. Michael would disappear only to reappear and take off with Laurie by his side as a murder pair. The two would leave to find their mother’s corpse and dig her out of the ground. A group of teenagers stumble upon them and all are killed except for one who is named Amy. A standoff ensues with Sheriff Brackett being killed by Laurie and Michael Myers being hurdled in a burning Ambulance into a dam. Michael Myers is presumed dead. Then jumping ahead in the story, Laurie is housed with Amy in the same psychiatric hospital. Michael returns for Laurie and a blood bath ensues inside the J. Burton Psychiatric Hospital. This would ultimately lead to a final standoff at a giant festival where Michael plants a bomb in his stomach from his mother’s urn and it explodes. It wounds Laurie and she tells Michael she is not like him leading to him stabbing her in a final attempt before death. She dies and then Michael dies as well while Amy watches in horror.
>>215419050yeah it was kino, especially the first half. I need to see the rest of Hoopers films, I think Toolbox Murders might have been next
>>215419561>The second script was written by Stef Hutchinson shortly after the first script fell through and follows the theatrical ending of Halloween II. It opens at the Nichols home in Langdon, Illinois a few days before Halloween. The son is plagued by terrifying nightmares about the boogeyman and is attacked by him in his bedroom. The mother wakes up to the screams to find her husband dead beside her and she runs into Michael, and he kills her. The story then jumps ahead to Halloween day where we see a retired Brackett laying flowers at Laurie’s grave. It has been 3 years since that dreadful night when both Loomis and Laurie died. Michael Myers’s body was never recovered. The new sheriff Hall checks on Brackett only to find his house littered with cases related to Michael Myers. Brackett’s niece Alice walks in to find the two talking. Jumping ahead in the story we find that Michael Myers crashes the homecoming game where both his niece Alice and her best friend Cassie are. They are chased back to the school where Brackett runs to after Alice tips him off as to what is going on. A showdown occurs where Brackett must choose between saving Cassie or killing Michael. He chooses to save her, and Michael disappears into the night. A confused Brackett wondering why Michael didn’t kill him goes back home only to find a severed head on the Nichols porch which is right across the street from his house. He then enters the home to see the name Alice written in blood on the wall. Alice was Michael Myers’s true obsession and only made it seem like he was after Brackett’s niece. He then tries to phone Alice’s home to no answer. The movie then pans to her slaughtered parents and Alice burning at the stake. Michael Myers watches with his head titled as she burns.
>>215419498>>215419514That skull jester looks great. Whoever made that Jester film and put that faggot in a tophat is a MORON.
>>215419498>Jalapeno head>eyes popping out of skull with tongue stretched out to cool down, veins bulging in neck, face all redGod I miss 90s midwest America where a jalapeno pepper or tabasco sauce was considered insanely spicy to where you could wind up in the hospital if you consumed it
>>215419061>>215419263Fuck you, shill.
>>215419061>>215419263hippopotamus not /hor/
>>215418957The novel is definitely horror
>>215417317Rockin'
>>215419061pretty much an instant /hor/ classic. right up there with Leaving D.C. in terms of building tension that crescendoes into raw terror
>>215419498>>215419514I remember seeing these in person back in the dayDo high quality masks still get sold in stores?
>>21541726794 sucks.
>>215419498>a latex Halloween mask made me break no fap octobertheres no hope bros
>>215419696Definitely horror
>>215419735You are Lowlifes tier spamming now
The most redpilled horror ever made
>>215419735>>215419821Stop it, faggot.
>>215419061KYS samefagging dalit
What am I in for...
i fell asleep during the blob last night. from what i remember it was pretty garbage. should i finish it?
>>215419886Lowlifes.
>>215419886A few kino lesbian scenes and an otherwise average low budget film.
>>215417001write the basis of a sequel to a movieThe Witch 2>Thomasin has spent multiple decades with her coven and is ready to plot her revenge against the village her father was exiled from>her and 2 of her coven sisters infiltrate the village posing as refugees from some roaming murdering gangs>maybe instead of 3 girls its one dude Thomasins age and a younger sister who is played by an actress who is 18>one of the satanic scenes would be them placing curses on the food and water along with placing trinkets in homes>also they can have a threesome in a stable and the young hero can witness it and inform the authority>when the towns people go to the barn they find them in sheets and then they disappear>turns out the ritual is complete>the village gets invaded by the whole coven>Satan stands outside the village soaking it in>the towns people retreat from the slaughter inside the church>windows and doors banging, flashing, fogging>ending scene in village with invisible hellhounds tearing those inside the church to shreds>Satan leading a chain gang of the souls of the village out to pasture then a fall to hell
>>215419896Yeah otherwise you'll be condemned to rewatch it in the future. The SFX are the best parts.
>>215419940and we also find out the dude has sacrificed his genitals to satan which explains why he is in the female coven
>>215418957>Esmerelda wasn't a witch>Frollo wasn't a sorcerer>But quasimodo was definitely a a cambion, a half-human half-demon, son of an incubus and a gypsy witch, sent to collect Frollo's soul upon his death which he exchanged to Satan for political power.
>>215419998And Phoebus was definitely a chad who fucked Esmerelda and stole her virginity and dumped her ass then ignored her while she was. Being executed then went on to fuck his own cousin
>>215419658Not a shill. The movie was good and the 80’s fags itt cannot accept a new meta. Filtered.
>>215419940Nah it should end in a brutal defeat of the witches coven, like the reverse of a normal horror, where the audience is forced to come to terms with the film making them root for evil, and the witches are abandoned by Satan as they are ultimately just pawns in his plan.
>>215419896I don't like the blob, but I LOVE comfy 50s small town settings.
>>215419514Why didn't Popping Eyes Skull with Tongue get a cool name?
>>215417760Some crap the nepo baby from Stranger Things (Ethan Hawk's daughter) posted on her Instagram because she's whorish
>>215418618this looks like ai
>>215420048Hippopotamus is definitely the new meta. We prefer intelligent horror now.
>>215419998>>215420032Yikes. I don't remember that from Disney version
>>215417914> White Man didn't let a black murder him> AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANERace curriculum needs to be outlawed. I'm just a generation the jews have managed to mind rape a majority of White Americans into voluntary suicide. Everything the "racists" said was going to happen has happened.
>>215418618> jew murders a pretty blonde girlColor me surprised
>>215420048>>215420109Fuck off samefag niggerfaggot.
>>215419770>Do high quality masks still get sold in stores?Spirit and other places still have them but depends on the company that makes them. I know that Trick or Treat studios still does high quality ones.
>>215420076>that speechimpressive how much of a self aware bitch she is. probably a defense mechanism against being called a nepo baby 24/7https://pornrancho.com/videos/maya-hawke-muestra-sin-ropa-su-escote-lateral-en-una-filtracion/
>>215418897I stand by that I could have easily won this contest between the ages of 19-22. I used to walk like a son of a gun.
>>215419498>>215419514Said it last thread but Jester and Stretch for sure, though Stretch might need a little gussieing up kind of like what they did to make Michael's mask from the Kirk one.
>>215420163>puts on headphoneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJEnosMz1kY
>>215419582Said it last thread, but the second with the caveat the following changes:> More focus on the niece> Extended scene of her being chased by Michael, finding out her friends or such are dead, almost dying, but then surviving at the end traumatized It would've literally been Jaimie 2.0 and I think they could have gotten another sequel out of it and done what was basically Halloween 4 & 5 over again from the Zombie reimagining. Bonus points for merging it with the beginning of the first version and Laurie would basically just replace Rachel from Halloween 4
Just finished Last Exorcism. So, was she possessed or not?
>>215420266Blowing job?
>>215419770Not as widely as they used to. I remember there used to be a Halloween store open year round in my small town in the middle of nowhere that had all this stuff. Now the only place I've seen something remotely similar was in L.A. and even then it wasn't as good. Mostly caters to women who want to dress slutty
>>215420076Uma's daughter*
>>215420109No more 80’s spam. Hippopotamus is /hor/
>>215420324It's both>>215420378No x2
Have you guys ever felt a little.... giggle?
>Scares the shit out of the Internet in 2005Kino
>>215420378I've got a movie for you
>>215420122>nazi rambling irrelevant shit about the documentary
>>215417001This was pretty damn good for an Italian slasher flick. I just wish the braless girl with the big tits didn't disappear from the movie halfway through.
>>215420538Speaking of: I just realized Marble Hornets is found footage so I'm going to say this is my favorite found footage thing
80s posting will continue indefinitely until jeet morale improves.
>>215420566>ItalianIt's Spanish
>>215420563>National Socialist Gentlemen accurately surmising events for his countrymen.Fixed that for you, Anon. That blamed autocorrect feature can be quite a dickens at times.
>>215420563>>215420676play in fucking traffic while holding hands
>>215420619It isn’t even the jeet
>>215420378it's one thing to hate the 80s but to back that up with shilling stupid sci-fi thrillers...
>>215420566They should film a slasher that takes place at a spa and have the girls be topless for most of the movie. I'm just picturing some kind of massage table stabbing/chainsaw/skewer scene and I think it would be kino.
KINO ALERT
>>215420718Horror/thriller
>>215420795Brown/low IQ
>>215420670Tomato, tomato >>215420695Hand?
>>215420676>nazi thugs in full control of the US government and still act like victimsftfy
>>215420718>>215420795Girl in basement movies are their own category. Every time it's always somebody who just furiously beat off to the Josef Fritzel case making the same exact movie for the hundredth time.
>>215420881jill off, probably
>>215420861>nazi thugs in full control of the US governmentI wish. We'd be doing door to door sweeps and coordinated land, sea, and air deportations a la the 1947 partition of India and the 9 day evacuation from Dunkirk.
>>215420122What white man? She was killed by a woman.
This horror short is gonna get a full length adaptionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjAebQmHGJIKind of funny because the concept of hearing bells nobody else can hear is a bit like Chime
>>215420881Brown/low iq
He must be stopped.
other than evil dead, cabin in the woods & cabin fever, what's some essential woods /hor/? still chasing that blair witch high
>>215421031watch Honeydew
>>215418235Cool fact.>>215421031Check out Missing Child Videotape. I also loved YellowBrickRoad and Antrum, those didn't land for some people though.Forest horror is kino.
>>215421031Eyes of Fire (1983)
>look up Solvent because it stars the qt from Hagazussa>wonder why there's a massive score discrepancy (4.6 IMDb vs 93% RT)>locate torrent, put it on>mfw it's a found footage flick
>>215421111checked and it's a very "art"-found footage as well.
>>215421031Honeydew is woods and rural
>>215421088>>215421131stop samefagging
>>215421100yellowbrickroad is something else man
>>215421156WE GOON by the same director is also good
>>215421148Not samefagging you 80’s loser
Best horror movie ever made? John Carpenter's The Thing. Second best? Hereditary.Fight me I dare you
>>215421215>WE GOONStarring picrel right?
>>215421031Eden Lake
>>215421252Demon Wind has that vibe.
>>215421031Strange Nature for sure
You have been given the rights to helm Jaws 5, it will be a requel you are given full creative control over the script and have unlimited budget, Spielberg returns to the director's chair for this one, he CANNOT say "no" no matter what vile shit or gore you put in it he has to direct it under contract, what do you do?
>>215421229Objectively, probably Rosemary’s Baby or The Exorcist.
>>215421229Lowlifes
>>215421229All horror movies suck, especially nowadays where you can see scarier shit on X. The Thing is good because it's a thrillerHorror even in video games doesn't work anymore.
>>215421229Alien > The Thing. Cultural impact, monster design, across the board.
>>215421229The Mandela Catalogue
>>215421348make an Orca horror
>>215421357Based objective poster.
>>215421229Best horror movie ever made?Horror Express. Second best? The Blob (1958)[Spoiler] fun story an Anon said Horror Express seemed like a reimagining of The Thing From Outer Space which is what The Thing also is so in a way we both had a similar first pick. [/spoiler]
>>215421433You can't, orcas are frens with humans and don't attack us.
>>215421229TCM
>>215421357Objectively, Rosemary's Baby isn't even as good as The Ninth Gate
>>215420324Nena's granddaughter*
>>215421348A direct sequel to Jaws 4: The Revenge as I love that movie Otherwise it would just be a standard Jaws movie with cool kills and aquatic shots/scuba diving scenes. I'd make him shoot it the cenirama way on two 16mm cameras side by side fornthe aspect ratio effect (and probably just splice them together digitally if the cinerama set up was too much trouble), an all White cast, attractive actors, Christian themes, pro family themes, good male role models, etc
>>215421501You should watch Orca 1977
>>215421102Excellent taste
>>215421501we don't deserve their friendship. Or, perhaps... after harassing the people polluting the seas or whatever, the Orca spares them in a final act of mercy by saving them from a giant great white...
Watch Violett
what's the consensus on the goosebump movie on tubi.campy or mean spirited like the fear street series
>>215421031The Witch
>>215417001>Jason Takes Manhattan is the longest Friday the 13th movie of them all by far Hilarious
>>215421764Amazing. Very underrated.
>>215421764Below average with no scares, even for a tween horror movie.
>>215421764Just watch it yourself, lil bro
>>215421837Jason takes a shit
>An elderly woman kidnaps a young woman and her daughter for her mutant son to fornicate with.[3]
>>215421931What a cuck
I watched Longlegs and liked it a lot. I watched the Monkey and didn't like it at all. It sucked! Not sure about this Osgood fellow.
>>215422088I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House was boring, but The Blackcoat's Daughter was pretty good.
>>215422033based mom solving the incel crisis one kidnapping at a time
>>215422088Longlegs is total garbage dude
>>215422128It was better than the Monkey at least.
idk if this has been posted yet but there's a new free horror streaming service called bloodstream that launched yesterday.It's almost entirely low budget schlock but hey sometimes those are fun.
>>215422033Sounds like Hippopotamus
>>215421837Cute dog
>tfw NotD made my tfwnogothgf feels even worse>Draw goth gfs more than once to try to ease the pain>It's not working
>>215422088I felt the same. Longlegs was overhyped on released and now overhated. Has lots of cool visuals and Cage is kino.The Monkey was just ass unless you have an extremely specific sense of humour.
>>215422284>black dei agant>90lb dei main character Pass.
>>215422284Why couldn't the FBI crack a simple substitution cipher in 20 years?
How many kinose shots can make a movie kino?
>>215422423Well the assumption is it was made to be uncrackable aside from anyone else but those who had the powers of clairvoyance. The real question is why. Did Satan set up a long term rube goldberg machine where the MC was influenced to become a cop? Maybe Longlegs just planned to self expire once his Satanic odyssey had been completed, like in Se7en, and so willed her to have the power to solve the riddles so his torment would end once the triangle thing had been completed.
>>215422501P O O T SOOTS
>>215421526Indeed.
watch Marianne
>>215422722What am I supposed to see? Put subtitles
>>215422722nepo tits, only has them because of her mother
>>215422766Based nepotitties.
Next up
>>215422766Imagine dressing like this. I would disrespect her to her face.
>>215422878She would stomp your shit in.
Pitch the next Halloween film
>>215422904I am not a simp. I would put her in her place.
>>215422930another alternate history sequel to the original. michael is caught and returns to the asylum. we proceed to see his brutal life inside the asylum, doctors attempting to reason with him, and another subsequent rampage and brutal breakout. sets up a sequel where he returns to haddonfield.
>>215422766I hate zoomservatives
>>215422953>Female-Saar! I can see your breasts female sa-ACK!
>>215421031Dale & Tucker vs Evil
>>215418897>only fat guy lasts till the endshit
>>215422953She would effortlessly beat the ever-loving shit out of an ugly smelly jeet like you, kicking your face in as you attempt to mutter "80s r-r-roasties" through a bloody mouth choking on broken teeth.
>>215423021
>>215422930I'd just take a back to basics approach. No Laurie, no remake, no convoluted justification for his return. On Halloween night, Michael Meyers who is sort of a culturally known urban legend stalks a new group of teens in a small town (not Haddonfield). The killings are brutal, random, and Michael just exists - no particular motive other than simply being the shape/boogeyman - a force that just exists. People can read into it as a sequel to the original, or resurrection, or whatever continuity they like.
>>215423081Granny Uma isn’t nimble enough.
>>215423111Yeah, that's you thinking about how you're Indian. Kek.
>>215417061>>215417120>>215417905If you liked Detention, you should check out the same director's latest kino:https://youtu.be/5RsP2t8AY0M?si=ShrZoa8tSBccBiqk
Any good pirate horror movies?
>>215417001Offtopic ahh thread. 9 days left for Halloween.
>>215423197The Fog
>>215423131The idea of a no-Laurie film is a good one.>sort of a culturally known urban legend You could just reset it even further. Basically instead of breaking out and turning left he turns right. Ends up in some other town and starts his rampage.
>>215423230>>215423232Holy, based.
>>215423179Looks so old
>>215423243Yeah that could be good too. But yeah the series doesn't need Laurie for the millionth time.
>>215422757jiggly boobs
>>215423217not OP but it's the film Stopmotion.She was also in Speak No Evil and Last Voyage of the Demeter, brutally bad script choices really.
>>215423197Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
>>215422766what the hell, I had no idea. they really put in some work hiding those puppies in Kill Bill huh
>>215423194I've actually been meaning to watch this a couple weeks now.>>215423179>>215423268>what no sex does to a saarr
>>215420976He'll probably find a way to make it about the exploitation of Chinese laborers
>>215423197Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter
*ribbits in your direction*
>>215423217Bait or just retarded?
>>215423197Night Creatures aka Captain KleggIt's not quite horror and technically about ex-pirates, but it is Hammer and Halloweeny.
A24 could tackle this one
>>215423197I've posted this before but here's my pitch for a pirate skeleton horror>goonies like group of kids/teens inadvertently discover treasure map>they start out their search, but along the way raise the ghost ship of the pirates who stole the treasure>the pirates awaken, and their skeletal forms spring to life>cue gremlins like mischief and physical comedy hijinks as skeleton pirates fuck up the town
>>215423408I'd watch it
Seeing Black Phone 2 in Dolby tonight.
>>215421031The RitualSymptoms MandyThat's all I got
>>215423217Shut up bitch
>>215423367>When a man forgets to return some books he borrowed from the library while writing a speech, and later accidentally destroys them, the phantom librarian who lent him the books sends the library policemen to terrorize himthat answers the question of what happens when you do that.you DO return all your books right anons?
>>215423569I don’t read
>>215423569Who the fuck goes to the library anymore?
>>215423656College students?
Wanna know something really scary
>>215423656My Mom retired about 3 years ago and with all of her free time now she decided that she'd read through the entire fiction section at her local library. I think she's on the F's now.
>>215423656I go there to check out books that I want to read.
>>215423656Me. I read a lot about local history and spooky books.
>>215423726>>215423727Fucking nerds.
>>215423702I kind of wonder what happens to your brain if you do this vs. watch that many movies. Mega-readers to me I think pick up more facts but don't seem to be that much more switched on.
>>215423656>Amerilliterates
>>215423726>>215423727Same.
>>215423727you have any local cryptids or anything?
>>215423569I still have dreams where I realize I've had a library book too long.>>215423656I slacked off on my reading after college. Trying to get back in the habit but I have so many books at home to read that I don't need a library right now.
>>215423656I don't physically go but I drive for a living so I take advantage of their audiobook system.
watched The Damned 2024was pretty good. marine period setting on the arctic coast, nice atmosphere and acting. plenty of happening and deaths but don't expect violent spectacle, not dull or trauma slop though. good ole fashioned psychological/folk.
>>215423827Mostly bandit raids coming down from the Sierra Nevadas targeting miners, stagecoaches, and ranches during and after the gold rush.
>>215423993surprised nobody else has brought it up for how much you beg for new stuff but hate modern settings. it's got good reviews. nice landscape cinematography >One night, they notice a crew on the water trying to get to safety, potentially their island, but the horrific winter proves to be much more than they can handle, and they end up endangered. With provisions running low for the islanders and fisherman already, Eva and the fishing crew are faced with a decision — save the crew and potentially risk all of their lives or make the hard decision and let them perish in nature.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NoSOFB2Ryg
>>215423350Really like this one. Saw for the first time this year
Well time to watch what I can only assume is a piece of shit.Can't be worse than the show was though right?
>>215423726Get an audiobook, loser
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>>215424214Doesn't count, you're not really absorbing the words.
>>215421837They had to make the most out of the boat
>>215424175Its pretty bad. Tries too hard to be Scream. Cline plays is the only good character.
>>215424045someone has mentioned it here before, they said it was trash and I believed them desu based on some details they mentioned.
>>215424316well I've no doubt some of you would write it off as le heckin slow burn but I know there's a few here with taste
>>215424264Ofc it counts
>>215424402No it doesn't.
>>215424402>>215424264It does count, but it's a different experience.
>>215424402He needs it in hindi
>>215421348JAWS 5: JAWS OF LIFEOne of the Brody grandchildren has grown up to become a brilliant-but-emotionless marine biologist specializing in shark behavior. Believing that communication between sharks and humans is possible, they construct a robotic water tank to hold a great white shark. The tank allows the shark to move on land, and it learns over time about what life above sea level is like.Watching over the shark reminds the biologist what it means to be human, and they fall in love with their long suffering research assistant. Then one day, a giant squid pulls the biologist and research assistant down in their submersible to a place almost unreachable by humans. Only the shark can lead a rescue team to save its new friends from the giant squid. A bloody underwater battle ensues, but the biologist and assistant are saved at the cost of the shark's life. They vow to never forget their shark friend. A year later, the biologist and assistant are now married with a newborn infant. The biologist stands over the child's crib. The child reaches up for a shark's tooth hanging from the biologist's neck.FADE OUT.THE END
He doesn’t watch the movie while reading the script and liveblogging his thoughts
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947)cheating as far as "horror" goes but a supernatural romance should still be fair game. very sweet, kind of thing I would watch with my gf if I had one
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>>215424526I do this. I post here tho.
>>215424627Stop posting here boomer
>>215424045Isn’t it woke?
everything in this movie that isn't the vampire kid is absolutely insufferable
>>215424538Sounds similar to Portrait of Jennie. You should check that out if you haven't seen it. Wonderful film
>>215424538love gene. i'll check this out
>Be me, a /hor/ anon>Sitting in my goon cave while listening to death metal and watching August Underground's Mordum on my new Google 4K UHD Smart TV>My annoying moralfag mother comes in, she yells at me and says "You're 26 years old! Get a damn job and get your life together already! You're too old to be living in my house!">I say, "Fuck off, mother. I do not need you or your christcuck nonsense. My friends on /pol/ told me that gooning is a fun hobby and I can save the west by gooning to rule34 and shitposting. Let people enjoy things, roastie">She tells me that she threw away my horror movie shirts and band shirts while I was sleeping, and she plans to throw away my neca figures and anime hentai figure collection next>I start crying and yelling, I get so angry that I throw my Bad Dragon dildo through the window and almost break my expensive gaming PC (which I upgrade yearly)>During my freakout, I call my mother a "roastie bbc slut whore foid tranny bitch">She looks at me disgusted, and walks out of my room.>Go back to watching August Underground's Mordum againAm I the asshole, /hor/?
Been watching all the classic Universal Monster movies with a friend this monthFrankenstein and The Invisible Man just mogs the others it's insane.
>>215424903she went too far with the neca threat. the job market is tough mom.
>>215424926but which of the two is better
>>215424806hell yeah, thanks anon. I was wondering what else might be out there in a similar vein. I'd include I Married a Witch and Bell, Book and Candle off the top of my head>>215424844won't spoil anything but there's a shot of her at the end that's incredibly moving. great performance all around
>>215424926idk I really like Dracula. But I agree those are kino.did you see Creech?
>>215424903You are based.
>>215424783no. what about this description sounds woke? she's a fragile widow not a girl boss and it's not about le oppressed sexism or anything, just an old fashioned man versus nature/spooky superstition. in fact the crux of the film is a big "woman moment" presented uncritically
>>215424903I can tell you are white.
>>215424982English or Spanish Dracula is the real question
>>215424783The entire horror genre is woke according to nazis.
>that one Larkin Love Elvira parody where the wig falls off halfway and she never puts it back onRecommend me some good /hor/ parodies
>*slow motion shot*>Crimson and Clover starts playing
>>215425137And yet they're still far less obnoxious than the people who call everyone nazis.
new thread coming
please, anon. you need help
>>215425202No shit, we're almost at bump limit lol
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Friday the 13th Part 1 is great and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Also Alice is cute. CUTE!
>>215425219as in Im making the thread, anon
>>215425186instant kino recipe
>>215425223Nice
im real proud of you guys avoiding bake wars this year. guess it really just was that one faggot trying to push his meme
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>>215425232it's one of the best ones. also she looks like my aunt
>>215425289What meme?
>>215420976Am I the only person who finds the obsession with Universal monsters inexplicable? Like stop making Dracula, Frankenstein, and Wolfman movies for a while, please. We've got more than enough. And the Dark Universe area they added to Universal Studios seems like such a waste. That should just be an area dedicated to horror in general. Like a year-long Halloween Horror Nights with guys like Freddy, Jason, and Chucky, around. They could have Gremlins driving around like Disney does with the Muppet thing.
>>215422904Holy brutal mog. Lane at least is a homo so it doesn't hurt him as much, but Broderick was completely enmasculated.
>>215425232It falls well within the golden era. 1-4 are at the top in whatever combination you'd want. The rest are all over the place.
