tfw no chucky gf editionP: >>215449739
>>215458532Female evil clowns appear in at least several of the Killjoy series. One gets naked in Killjoy 3.
>go into bank>get refused loan extension>damn the qt bank teller to eternal damnationthis is sam raimi's idea of a good antagonist
Any favorite alternative theories?>kid Michael was doing the right thing and honor killing is whore of a sister>Death in the Final Destination series is just a wagie that has to keep cleaning shit up everytime people cheat their death
What's the best soundtrack for Nosferatu?
>>215458923Cum Junkies by the Genitorturers on repeat 13 times.
>>215458848Didn't she is the cause were the Crank guys split and never wanted to work together again as she is the gf/wife of one of them and ruined their work relationship?
>>215458923just make your own instrumental OST with AI for horror silent films
7 MORE DAYS TIL HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN7 MORE DAYS TIL HALLOWEENSILVER SHAMR-ACK!
>>215459119AHAHAHAHAHAWHAT A GAY
Theories on who kills who in Screamthey both do the first one, the answer to which door am I at is bothBilly does the scaring of Syd which is why he has the phoneStu kills his gf because there's always some reason to kill your gfBilly does the principal to get everyone away from the partyI can't be sure who does Kenny but I'd assume StuSyd kills Billy, Stu lives
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>>215458686Did you know Fiona's favorite band is Cake?SHE'S GOING THE DISTANCE
>>215459258it's a rare outrageously uncanny and disgusting mainstream horror, we don't get those anymore. It's also much better than the turd that is When Evil Lurks.
>>215458923>he doesn't watch Nosferatu with the David Carradine intro and Type O Negative soundtrackngmihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH7L4V-3VxA
>>215459204Now you can in good quality :(
Still amazing that Roman has the most kills (9) and is the catalyst to the entire thing, yet he gets zero respect or even mention at all. I really hope he was involved in saving Stu.
>>215459342What's uncanny about it? Most of the scenes were outright laughable
>>215459345Holy based
>>215458686Need some good horror kino>>215459258I've seen thisQuite good
>Helloween (2025)Not sure if I should take the chance. Seems like another low budget shitty British horror movie.
>>215459794Don't do it. Halloween week is for tried, true and tested kinos only imo.
Any guesses on the movies for The Last Drive-In tonight? Guessing it's gonna be one shitty modern movie and one older movie as usual.
>>215451695>>215452508anon was right, 'Cute Devi' from the 'Hausu' director was good! one of the better evil killer kid movies. not as surreal or psychedelic as 'Hausu' but definitely has Obayashi's playful touch. Great music and not stuffed with forced drama.
>>215459345That is criminal, almost a Moroder Metropolis level of criminal.
>>215460024nta but you should give the discarnates a shot next
>>215459335>badonkadonk>spends most of her scenes sitting in a wheelchairbe upset
>>215460057>almost a Moroder Metropolis level of criminal.I like to pretend this doesn't even exist.
>>215460357I wish i could but what is known cannot be unknown.
'89 has to be the worst mask right?
>>215459196EVIL DIES TONIGHT!
>>215460496They all look like shit after the original
>>215460496CGI H20 is the worst. In fact, H20 has multiple bad ones.
i liked Deliver us from Evil
>>215460496it's just a mask, don't think too much about it
>>215458848> A goy> Working on FINANCE> Telling a jew they have to PAY THEIR BILLS with THEIR OWN MONEYI'm surprised he was even able to complete the script without hemhoraging violently from the sheer revelation.
>>215460496It's the best one aside from the original and the Zombie one. H20 is comically bad.
>>215458855>kid Michael was doing the right thing and honor killing is whore of a sisterLol honestly. I don't think I'm the first one to think of this but I was toying with the idea that Michael's mask was a Silver Shamrock mask to tie it together with Halloween III. Maybe that's why someone yaught him to drive. After they got stopped Michael was their last little sleeper agent.
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)>The Fly (1986)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)>Gothic (1986)>The Devils (1971)>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)>Scarecrows (1988)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>Elves (1989)>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)>Carnosaur (1993)>Pieces (1982)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Gozu (2003)>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)
>>215459101I don't know about that but she is married to one of the Crank guys and they didn't collaborate anymore, yeah
>>215460531>CGI H20 is the worst.True but its on screen for like 2 seconds tops.
>>215458855Alex dying to a brick is still the funniest thing in the series.
>>21546049681, 95, 02 all look like shit. 88 and 89 are unsettling but not scary. 98 looks like a middle age white woman ready to fight during Black Friday sales. The rest are meh. Like someone else said the original is probably the best one.
>>215459228I assumed it was always both except for times when one is explicitly on screen or in jail.
>spoiler warnings for a 90000 year old filmliterally who in this thread has not seen that film
Me
>>215460848Don't hate the posters, hate the jannies.
>>215460686H20 mask allows him and Laurie to have their little eye contact moment at the end of the movie though.It wouldn't really work well with the black void eye mask.But then they also could've not written that moment into the script at all. Halloween 1 didn't have or need anything like that.
>>215460805Honestly that is probably the most egregious death in the series. I bet they wish they could rewrite that shit mostly because the people from 2 somehow managed to cheat death and live (no the noncanon bullshit doesn't count)...and yet, Alex couldn't? And then everyone from then on out ends up dying no matter what. I used to like the Final Destination series the most because there is something weirdly fascinating about people dying to weird freak accidents in movies but also because they didn't shit out movies yearly like Call of Duty (yes I'm looking at you SAW) so it felt like they actually put more effort/thought into the series...but then they just started fucking around with the rules and just making up bullshit as they go, which sorta ruined it for me.
>>215459258Horseshit, so glad this general recommended it to me
>>215460959Its just the lighting. You can see Michael's eyes in 2 a lot and its the same mask as 1. They could have done black eyeholes with H20 if they werent careless retards.
>>215460496Where's the Tramer mask?
>>215460703Fun idea but the timelines don't work at all
>>215461003my favourite alt mask is Blonde Michael. >it's only for one shot, no one will notice or pause on home video
>>215461052>he won't know I'm Michael if my hair is blondeAt least he tried
>>215461052>>215460496Still mind boggling how they could fuck up the mask so many times, sometimes multiple times in the same movie, on one of the biggest horror franchises to ever exist
>>215460496Halloween 6 has the worst mask. It just looked cheap and fake the whope movie. I think the visible neckline is what really did it.
>>215458686
>>215461161>Still mind boggling how they could fuck up the mask so many times,Michael's mask is very easy to fuck up I guess. I assume now they use 3D scanning and stuff to make it look like the original but when its just a company sculpting in, the simplicity and subtle aspects of it can be hard to recreate.
>>215461161>>215461267H20 for example had 4 masks (3 of them physcial all designed by different studios) >The Buechler mask, which closely resembles the mask from Curse, is seen at the beginning of the film when Michael attacks Marion Chambers.>The KNB mask was the primary one when filming began but was later replaced by the Stan Winston mask, though the original footage is still retained in many of the long shots. It was highly criticized by test audiences for looking nothing like the original, being described as "bloated" or looking like an alien, leading to the filmmakers changing masks even though production was already halfway done.>The Stan Winston mask is the one seen for the majority of the film, replacing the KNB mask. Though praised for looking more similar to the original, it was still mostly panned since Michael's eyes are plainly visible, and for the hair appearing frizzy.>The CGI mask appears in the scene where Charlie encounters Michael, which could not be reshot with the Stan Winston mask.
>>215460809The masks look worse in still photos. Usually when watching the movie I don't notice anything because Michael is in motion. Except for 6 when it was unavoidable. I think it needs a little gof complication of all of them during regular scenes.2009 also needs some props because there is a good mask at the beginning before it gets wrecked.
>>215461265Need this but in Fiona's proportions
>>215461265I have this and the Tiffany and I often have to resist the urge to cum on them.The best is Sadako, who I bought specifically for her slutty feet.
>>215461291Why didn't they just stick with the Buechler mask? It's the only good one
>>215461327Because it's the H6 mask design and the retarded director pitched a fit about having his own mask like a baby. Didn't want a hand me down.
>>215460496I changed my mind. I used to think '89 was the worst, now I think it's '98. Looks like a fucking Karen that's ready to speak to your manager like the another anon said, kek
>>215458686Your Chucky GF also comes with a free Tiff GF.
must me computer hours at the nursing home againcome on grandpa let's get you some soup
im getting vibes you guys are same who cry over jason's new mask on instagram lmao
>>215458855Charles Lee Ray is Andy’s biological father.
>>215460871Reminds me of that one time I kept spoiling old horror movies just because some immensely asshurt anon kept reporting me KEK
>>215461407>>215461396Run along before you're late for your shift at the wet market, Chang
Frankenstein throws the little girl in the pond btw and she dies jannies seethe
>>215461327The director didn't like it >John Carl Buechler and his team were called by the studio to recreate the mask from the sixth film, without Miner's knowledge. Chris Durand was fitted and the mask was brought to set to film the opening scene of the film. Infuriated, Miner still shot with the KNB mask but to please all involved, shot the scene again with Buechler’s mask.>After an in-depth discussion with executive producer Moustapha Akkad, Miner agreed to change the mask, but was dissatisfied with Buechler’s and wanted a mask that he could choose.>A call was then placed out to Stan Winston, who agreed to create a mask, but convinced Miner of something a little closer to the original. Many have speculated that Durand was unavailable to be fitted for the mask as it appeared to be very tight around his face.>With Winston’s mask complete, the production was afforded an additional $1.2 million to reshoot as many scenes as possible with the new mask.
>>215461265Jar. Now.
>>215460959H20 is such a letdown even though it's far from the worst in the franchise. The idea of Laurie being a principal at a Catholic Boarding School is such a fun one that they could've done a lot more with. It was too reserved and too Scream/Buffy-esque. We should've got cute girls in tartan skirts. Some hot and steamy hookup scene between students where Michael shows up and impales them before chasing the girl through the empty school at night. Michael stalking the students while Laurie freaks out and no one believes her that it's him. The school priest acting as a type of stand in for Donald PleasanceThe security guard hiding in a confessional getting drunk on the job and getting attacked by MichaelA shower/locker room scene would've been niceI also think it would've worked better of Laurie's kid was younger. The bratty teenage routine didn't draw me in and the whole "17th birthday" thing didn't land for me. Maybe if the kid had been a daughter. I think it would've been more fun if it was an all girl's boarding school and Laurie just lived on campus or something and was homeschooling her kid and some of the girl students were like honarary big sisters/babysitters for him. Would have opened the door for the classic babysitter terrorized by Michael scenes and for one of the students to be a hero and try to protect Laurie's kid from Michael.
Today is October 24, the day Ginger beat Trina sinclair up.
>>215461161I assume they must have just destroyed the mask on accident a bunch. I've done very limited work with practical effects but I know that's something that can and does happen more often than one would think. That being said though I almost get the impression the masks were haphazardly thrown together each time. You would think they would just make 4-5 of them all in one go so they all turn out mostly the same but I guess not. SFX sculpting is an art, though. I know a guy that had to make a cone head prop and apparently out of all the people who were up for bid on the job his was the only one even slightly on model.
>>215460819>Kenny is both or hambry is bothThey're I different places for those ones which is why I assume stu for Kenny because he's outside and Billy is still upstairs or in the house pretending to be a victim, while stu is probably setting up for the party and arranging the car at home when the principal dies and goes for beer before Tatum does i think the first is the only both because there's two fit victims and probably the kidnapping, but everything else doing it alone makes it easier to not both wind up in prison, and I think they go one for one where if one of them doesn't kill someone when it's their turn they throw a tantrum, like the stab for stab arrangement
>>215461265Now this one they did a good job with.
>>215461472Don't think it's a Catholic school, just your typical prep academy boarding school. Very similar, just no mandatory Catholic bullshit and nuns beating you with rulers.
>>215461304Why contain it?
>>215461579They couldn't set it in a Catholic boarding school because the mother superior would fuck him up
Why would anyone watch any of the Halloween movies beyond the first one and the reboots?
>>215461265She looks like she has a date with a 6 year old boy.
>>215461407Wow, I didn't know this was a thing and now I'm upset
>>215459258Dogshit movie
>>215461603That might actually work as a movie. A bunch of nuns fighting off Michael with rulers and bibles. Can't be any worse than Michael getting beaten down with a pipe in 6 or kung fu in Resurrection.
>>215461604>and the reboots?Id take ANY of the sequels over having to be subjected to Green's trilogy again.
>>215461582Nice honkers.
>>215461445I seem to recall them playing teeter totter and the little girl getting thrown through the air into her open second story window and then landing safely in bed, where she fell peacefully asleep after so much excitement.
>>215461265>>215461582SEXO
>>215461618GIWTWM>>215461604Because they're Michaelfags maybe, a lot of slasher fans treat the villains like Godzilla and just want to see him wreck shit again and again.
>>215461618GIWTWM
>>215461579You might be right. I could've sworn there was one old lady nun who tells Laurie she wants to give her some maternal advice but I could be misremembering. Making it a Catholic school would've been more kino and also the movie could've used more nuns.
>>215461621don't forget to post about how mad you are about a mask
Enjoying classic Joe Bob Briggs stuff all today and tomorrow, Drive-In Theater and MonsterVision, stop in for a flick and have a chat @ https://manestream.live/
>>215461747That was her secretary I believe, which was played by her mom.
>>215461728>>215461738That’s what she said.
>>2154616041, 2, 4, and 5 are actually a great tetralogy. If I could I'd make a new Halloween picking up as a sequel to 5 (though it sucks Danielle Harris is too old for it to be an immediate sequel) it also leaves off on a great cliffhanger. After that, 2007, Resurrection, and 2018 are probably the best ones to just throw on. 2018 has a lot of problems but at least it's just Michael doing Michael stuff and doesn't have time to get too involved in nonsense.
>>215461727Cute, funny, didn't deserve it etc
>>215461692Based and truth pilled >>215461816Kek. That's fun.
>>215461684At some point they could mace him with the incense censer
>>215461879Meh, she's not that cute and funny.
If Michael Myers got bitten by a zombie, would he turn into one?
>be me>enter /hor/>it's all the sae posts from the last thread
>>215461582Cleanup on the fishnets would be hell.
>>215462413>it's all the south east asia posts from the last threadI agree, i'm tired of these cambodian fucks ruining the threads.
>>215462413What do you want us to be posting about?
>>215462487Fair enough.
After 25 minutes of House of Sayuri I can officially label it Boring. Horror movies are supposed to be fast-paced, snappy, shocking, not this plodding garbage. Want my opinion on a perfectly executed modern horror movie? Lights Out. There you are, no charge.
>>215462741Sounds like you're a brainrot zoomer or younger that should stick to your superhero and action movies with explosions every 5 minutes.
American version or the Italian version, gents?
>>215462413When generals are like a clubhouse, ritual posts are like furniture. You need them to feel at home. Ask /trek/.
I thought this movie was pretty genuinely scary past all the gore porn. Rocky's mob friend really must have fell off after he cut him out of his life
>>215461538
I've been invited into the house. See you guys on Monday
>>215462987Say hi to the other frog anon that went in a few days ago.
>>215462946>non-supernatural horror moviecan't be scary, that's almost impossible. There are some rare exceptions like Funny Games, but slashers are not scary except for weird ones like L'interieur.
>>215459909Am fine with any as long as it’s something I’ve not seen before
>>215463004retard
>and I said "nice night for a walk, eh?"
>>215463031He was beaten to death by Arnold's swinging penis
>>215460496The Halloween 4 mask is really shit, it looks so formless. The h20 mask is pretty bad too, it’s way too thin and the eyeholes are way too wide
>>215463031>>215463071>casually one of the best horror movies of the 80's along with being one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all timeAlien is probably the only other film to achieve this but in the 70's
>>215462925Italian
>>215463128Don't forget The Thing and Predator.
>>215462868Sadako painting her toes would be an interesting scene in a future Ring movie
>>215461265This would have made Child's Play a kino series instead of gay pedophile shit made by a confirmed homo
>>215463198Predator 2
>>215460496I like '88s mask though, it's disconcerting how smooth it looks
I have the entire Pumpkinhead series. Comments, tips, congratulations?
>>215463211I still like 1 and 2.
This is a perfect time for /hor/ to play Shadow Man
>>215461879Name 5 jokes she told
>Zetsuosore Taikan Kimodameshi mini series>it's just 3-4 minutes each episode is really that short?
>>215463345game is interesting, sequel was plain bad
>>215463211Mancini is an objective fraud. John Lafia and Tom Holland were the guys who really made the original movies good in the first place by wrangling his retarded ideas, and were nice enough to bring him back for the sequels.
>>215460526Lmfao
>>215463436MidsommarThe MenuGet OutHereditaryThe Monkey
>>215462413>anon just found out /hor/ consists of the same half-dozen posters spamming the same shit daily myself included
>>215458686Offtopic ahh thread; 7 days til halloween.
Just like Train to Busan, not bad but way overhyped>but the performances!Koreans cannot act. Emotion to them means unhinged screaming and bulging their eyes out as intensely as they can in every scene, over every situation, from the start of the movie to the end. In any other culture, this would be considered extremely hammy overacting, but in South Korea it's considered incredible drama.
>>215463579This is what a spammer would say to justify his behavior.
>>215463604>filtered by The Wailingholy kwab
>>215461265>>215461582They’re both going in the cum jar.
>>215463604it's pretty tho, I enjoyed watching about 60% of it before getting bored
>>215463584>Koreans cannot actfalse
Feiday the 13th Part 5 is poasibly my favorite in the seriesCAPTCHA: R0Y2Y>>215463297I have the first two. I like part 2 although it's obviously a steep decline from the first
>>215463211how
>>215463671being made by heterosexual "she's old enough for kisses" directors instead seems like
>>215463671In that it's no longer a movie about an old dude trying to insert himself inside of a little boy
The woke right is cancelling Chucky…
>>215463623lol
>>215458686>>215459335
>>215463938If you are attracted to this you are gay btw that’s literally a man
>>215464006If a man has a big fat ass and was born with a vagina, I will fuck him.
>>215463938>>215459335She has 50% of her father's DNA, so if you fuck her it's half as gay as fucking Brad Dourif himself
>The director's barely disguised fetish of filming Olga Kurylenko running around in her underwearStunning and brave, bruv
>>215463932>going to reddityou are the only one outing himself, fuck off back there and never come back, imbecile
>>215464183Hey, I had to check what they thought of your favorite movie. Turns out they're your people
>>215459196how does a lil kid even look spoopy in that shit
>>215463938>>215464006>>215464113Fionafanatics stay winning. Someone get her in a short skirt/long jacket STAT:https://youtu.be/85zV1fpSJQ0
>>215463938could you plap that butt if it was chucky in her body talking back to you?
>>215464216seethe and cope being outed. get out.
>>215463604yes but now watch Exhuma and Gonjiam
>>21546049678, 81 & 18 are the only good molds
>>215464289>get out.Your other favorite horror movie?
Gateway horror (i.e. kids horror content) was huge in the 90s but will we ever see that level of kids horror content again? A lot of it seems way lighter these days vs something like Goosebumps, AYAOTD, etc.
>>215464538This doesn't seem like horror. It's just Mako with Vampires.
>>215460024Glad you enjoyed. The shoe reveal scene was kino, also for some reason the jar suffocation scene creeped me out despite being filmed like a looney tunes segment.
>>215464268Yes.
>>215463604>Just like Train to Busan>The WailingWere you molested or something? Why are you posting retarded nonsense
>>215460496Not enough people shit on the Halloween II mask. Bloated ass alcoholic Shatner.
>>215464788nothing wrong with the mask, it's literally the exact same as the first. dick warlock just had a more square head than castle so it looks different.
>this has 6 movies>first is already mediocre as can benah, i'm out
>>215461304Can you actually see Sadako's panties? None of the reviewers dare to show it
>>215463700>male serial killer possesses a female doll and kisses a 6 year old boyAnon…
>>215463878Pretty sure that was SYFY.
>>215464268I would plap that butt even if it was Chucky's head instead of hers
>>215464890>a kid possesses a dolls because he's obsessed with his older sister and wants to marry herMan, kill doll movies are always crazy.
>>215464890it can be a female serial killer
What you guys think about this?
>>215465125idk
>>215465125Dumbass.
>>215465125
>>215465125And Tiff is still a woman?
>>215453026The Fourth Kind.
>>215465063>>215465161
>>215465149It’s an awesome movie. Rutger Hauer is great in it.
>>215461874Halloween is pure slop.
Any /hor/ where humanity/the world is completely fucked beyond salvation by the end of it? The only one that comes to head rn is Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Rewatched Dark Glasses. If it was not directed by Dario Argento, it would be an instant classic but since it was, everyone wants to be a critic.
>>215465460Half of zombie movies
>>215464770Read after the comma
Slashers with obese killers? I know about Crazy Fat Ethel and Buddy from Slaughterhouse. Maybe it's too comedic a concept to be scary? I just want there to be a scene where the killer puts on his mask, and it gets stuck partway, then they pass out when it cuts off the circulation to his head.
>>215465490if it was not directed by dario argento nobody would have watched it like the rest of the bottom of the barrel shudderslops. maybe joe bob would watch it on a stream kek
>>215465551You are retarded and don’t know anything l
>>215465551*downvote*
>>215463436>he didn't see the deleted 35mm reel where she does a half hour of uninterrupted snarky standup wearing the clown costume
>>215465460The Cabin in the Woods
>>215465528I did, the post is still both insane and retarded.
danielle was both ugly as a child and as an adult
>>215464886I don't know, she's still boxed up lel
>>215465773Can you check?
Watched "The Elixir", a film that dares to ask the question, what if jungle asians were human like you and me? What if they started turning into zombies? And most controversially - what if some of them were cute girls?I liked it a bit! It's a fairly workaday zombie flick but the characters and their relationships are fairly competently if unimaginatively written, the effects are good, and while obviously all the characters are asian browns there are 0 blacks or gays, which is like, pros and cons, you know. Is it as good as something like Train to Busan? No, probably not. But if they make a sequel I'll watch it.
>>215465773I think we need to know.
whose side are we on
>>215463436> Perfect Michael imitation in 4> Extended Mime bit in 5> Comical reaction to police station at end (breaking silence)> Funny outfit (clown) > Subversion of expectations > Slapstick meet cute with Loomis
>Bone Lake (2024)>Bone Lake is a 2024 American erotic thriller>Bone Lake>erotic thriller>Bone Lakehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
>>215464538My Babysitter's a Vampire was actually really good. I was impressed when I watched it with my little siblings back when it came out. In regards to the general trend I hope so. Horror seems like it's having a bit of a resurgence and the 90's stiff was pretty peak. The Goosebumps/Big Wolf on Campus/Are You Afraid of the Dark/So Weird era was peak and there were a bunch of great Halloween specials and Disney Channel Original Movies around that time
>>215465968She should have been in Spliced the sequel
>>215465797Too much emotional drama in that movie. Too much hysterical female screaming.
>>215465934HehehehehhejejejejwjwjOkay manchild
>>215465650They're two South Korean horror movies that are overhyped, but watchable. I can't make it any easier to comprehend, Anon
>>215465934The movie poster is based as hell
>>215466058omg
>>215465632Her bra should also be made out of leatherface
>>215465773Anon what's more worth for you and eternity, having it boxed for a future selling in the next decade or more, or experience yourself if it has panties or not to post it in 4chan?
>>215466058Skeleton belly erotic ToT
>>215466058I would watch if all the film is skeletons
>>215465968Based. I decided earlier I'm gonna rewatch The VVVVitch tonight after what feels like a decade. Frankly, I think Eggers gets too much flack here.
>>215466259She did nothing wrong
Planned movie lineup for tomorrow morning:>Attack 13>The Thing From Another World>The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms
spooky levels are reaching full power.somehow there's santa chocolates in my supermarket already, the forces of christmas must be defeated.
>>215465063She would still want Andy for his body.
>>215466303Watch afterwards The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues
>>215466303kino>Attack 13interested in what this is like
>>215466151I haven't opened it because I don't have space to display it lelAnd I was waiting for October, but I forgot about the figure.
>>215466455Kinotype status?
>>215466430SEA horror movies that aren't religious/spiritual are hard to come by, so I'm hoping Attack 13 is good.
>>215466488that film is good, but not horror.
>>215466454Ok then you can do it at 31th October as your special thing for Halloween night
The Exorcist is just like Friday the 13th
>>215466837What did he mean by this?
>>215466881They're both american horror movies that are overhyped, but watchable. I can't make it any easier to comprehend, Anon
>>215466895in what ways is the exorcist overhyped?don't say "it isn't scary"
>>215458686My wife Dr. McKay belongs in the operating room
>>215466837>>215466895You read a post wrong and you're still seething about it.
>>215466913He's just mocking this anon >>215463604, so don't even try to make sense of it.
>>215466455neanderthalis/10
>>215466881This might make more sense>The Exorcist is just like Friday the 13th, not bad but way overhyped
>>215467035durrrr huh? *drools and shakes rattle*i dont undastan
The Castle Freak just wanted to get his freak on it's not his fault he was kept in a dungeon and beaten with a barbed whip every day since birth
She Came From The Woods is a cool little modern horror comedy and probably the first horror film I've enjoyed this year out of a dozen.
>>215466058Boner Lake haha
>>215466948This post is exactly like Friday the 13th
*this monthcause Weapons was OK and the VHS kinda sucked but not in a boring way
>>215467125>This postI stopped reading here. What about the post? Are you retarded? "This post" wtf? What the hell does that mean?
So what's your favourite horror?
Hurry anon, we don't want to be late for /hor/!Goodness no. Well that wouldn't do at all.
>>215467154Damn you're mad
>>215467071I think losing his Castle Cock was probably the final straw.
>>215467214I win :)
>>215467211Darkness (2002)
>>215467243Am I crazy for thinking I was supposed to think of him as kind of innocent because it's like he literally watches John fuck the prostitute and then it's like a monkey-see monkey-do thing like he saw that and realized it made him feel nice in his non-existent Castle Cock and was like wanting to try it himself. I attribute no malice to him he's just a literal freak
>>215467252The angriest retard award? For the 14th year in a row since you were born?
>>215467290>monkey-see monkey-doThis but the eating anything made out of flesh is only delayed by that. The only difference it would make is where he starts the meal
>>215466895That's a massive stretch, my friend. I like both but Friday the 13th isn't even on the same level as The Exorcist.
>>215467211Would, to be honest.
>>215467417Anon do you want to be forcefemmed by Aunt MarthaBe honest
what's your favorite TCM adjacent movies? mine is pic related, on account of just the vibe alonethere's also a lesser known flick from 2012 made by kim henkel, called butcher boys, pretty decent too
>>215467290I think his vengeance upon the world is justified. Why should he not get a blind beauty? Are they not both mutilated freaks? How cruel life is. John on the other hand is flawed, and his redemption arc is to stop taking what he has for granted, and so finally has to fight the freak for it, which represents someone who has had nothing.It's a classic tale, like that of a Universal Monster. It almost deserves a new category of remake, a retro-make where they shoot it like a 1930s film.
>>215467211>>215467417Unfortunately, Aunt Martha died from Parkinson's a couple years back.
>>215467469Skinned Deep. Very fun watch for TCM 2 fans.Also a rare film that stars a final girl who actually looks like a teenager instead of a 28 year old.
>>215467296Nah, once I saw you were in the running, I knew it'd be pointless to enter.Instead, I entered the Fuck Anon's Mom contest and won first prize (which wasn't your mother, God rest her hole, but your grandmother (she's a real FREAK!))Afterwards, we talked about how gay you are. I had no idea, Anon. It really opened my eyes.
>>215467469She went from young and hot to old and crazy, shitting in beds.
>>215467504I kept thinking when I watched it somehow Rebecca and the Freak could somehow become friends and bond over their mutual disfigurement at the hands of their utterly fucked up shitty trash parent. But alas, in the end he was just going to eat her too.
>>215467526will check this out, thanks man!i love finding rare stuff inspired by TCM
>>215467529>NahYeah
>>215467438Maybe, so long as I get a taste of her pussy at some point. It'd be really weird if Aunt Martha made me dress as a girl and had me act out some gay shit with all these hunky anons around me.
>>215467547Typical. Aging really is brutal for a girl. You have no idea.
The Dagon chick is a much better monster waifu also the real horror isn't that she turns into a monster, but that she has a 3 digit body count
friendly reminder to avoid all italian horror
>>215467547what was that shit she was babbling about being a lesbian camp counselor?I mean I think I get it, in a drugtalk brain turned to soup on psychedelics kind of wayBut what the hell is a court of law supposed to do with that?
>>215467671these guys made the most enjoyable modern low budget sci-fi horror ever, too bad they sold out to direct a capeshit TV series
>>215467728>too bad they sold out to direct a capeshit TV seriesrip didn't know they were doing yet another one. i really liked Something in the Dirt, which was 3 years ago already
>>215467389Pamela's got some beefy hands!>>215467678advice too vague, got my dick caught in another Tenebrae viewing. SHA DA DOO DOP, SHA DA DOO DOP, SHA DA DOO DOP, SHA DA DOO DOP...
>>215458686Is the Halloween 4k HDR bluray any good?
>>215467678>friendly reminder to avoid all italiansftfy
>The Long WalkI loved the unintentional comedy where the the dude gets his legs ran over and they still give him warnings, telling him to keep walking.
>>215467417would you even if she forced you to dress as a girl during a act?
>>215467678*if you're gay
>>215467671Female slightly higher than male on poser. Feminist movie.
Threadly reminder Argento is king
Horror is the metalcore of film.
>>215468014What does that have to do with you being indian though?
>>215468014Go back to /mu/ stupid fag and choke on lennon's dick
>>215467728Resolution and The Endless were fantastic, Spring was ok but Synchronic was mid. Haven't watched Something in the Dirt yet.
is there such a thing as a crossover between raunchy comedy (american pie, animal house) and horror? other than scary movie i guess
>>215468014All you did was describe Rob Zombie's flicks though…
>>215468005Asia aged like dung. She looked hella gross in Dark Glasses.
>>215467564It's great, also stars Warwick Davis
>>215466058Any horror movies with a focus on skellys?
>>215468141army of dankness
>>215468141Not really, it's a film waiting to be made.Army of Darkness is the closest.
>>215468062yes, the coed and the zombie stoner
>>215468107I didn't post a picture of Asia, Rakesh. Stay on topic.
>>215467469summer school
It's actually appalling that there haven't been any skelly-centric horror flicks yet, you can just mocap them and it's not like they need crazy texturing, it's just bonestuff. Someone make one NOW.And in it make some of the skeletons FUCK
>>215468141The Bone Snatcher Bone Eater but it's scifi tier.
Somebone bake
>>215467914their med women are prime material, but their filmmakers are way past their prime
>>215468197Nta but she is hella gross today
>>215468283>>215468283>>215468283>>215468283>>215468283
>>215468228I've ranted about this before, but skellys are perfect for comedic high-jinks. Throwing their skull at someone, coming apart like crash test dummies, building themselves into a bigger skeleton, drinking and it just coming out of them. The ideas are endless.
>>215468062Sorority Babes in Slime Bowl a Rama
>>215468014why core and not just death metal?
