Shill-a-Kino editionPrevious >>215566846
>>215576225Can we have a hairy armpits edition.
>>215576225watch Cute Devil (1982)
>>215576225OP is an actual retard
oh also I remembered the main reason that was embedded in my subconsciously giving me the impression that the Terrifier guy is a fag:he left one of those "omg I love you guys thanks for noticing me!" comments on the RLM video where the mentioned Terrifier acknowledging that even though both of them would never watch that type of movie, it found success. I have 0 respect for people that seek attention in other people's comment sections it's so tacky and desperate or something
>>215576333What'd I do this time?
Watch this
Someone mentioned Michael Myers being possessed by the ghost of an Irish serial killer. When did that happen?
>>215576383>he doesn’t know
I love Tubi
do you think vampires could live off coom instead of blood?
>>215576429Does adblocker apparently work on Tubi? I watched an hour long documentary about Stephen King on there earlier today and every time an ad popped up it was just auto skipped but google says adblocker doesn’t work on it
>>215576225Its not horror but I prefer F/X tbqh
There was a thread the other day asking why horror movie characters just kill people and don't rape.What is your guys' take? I was thinking about it and thought of the angle like, out of everyone watching your supposed "horror" movie, probably a not insignificant percentage of them have been raped or sexually assaulted in some manner in their lives. So for you to present that as like, the extent of your imagination as something horrific that could happen to a person kinda makes you seem juvenile. People can roll their eyes at your "scary" rape scene because they might have lived it. However, no one watching your movie has been gutted and bled out like a pig and had their skin peeled off or whatever.
>recovered from oblivion shillingMiss Leslie's Dolls
>>215576478perhaps
>>215576485Dunno, haven't tried it
>>215576485I havent got any ads using my pihole which suggests normal DNS blocking does work on Tubi ads. But I watch on my TV app and not in a browser
>>215576429More Tubi kino
>>215576492Audiences barely like nudity, let alone rape. You lose most of the female audience with a rape scene (they might like it in porn but not films).Rape is slow and repetitive though, and you can't show anything explicit without getting an X rating, so doesn't make for a great scene. It's just two people grunting and pushing at each other.
>>215576573but what's beneath the necropolis doe
>>215576573I thought this one was pretty good
>>215576614Jews
>>215576633Looks terrible. I'll add it to my list.
>>215576614mole people
whats your halloween flick?
>>215576765Cruising. Pure unfettered American giallo kino.
>>215576485It seems to work for most movies. Occasionally a movie won't play and it gives me a message about DRM.
why do /hor/ posters not like Annihilation? it's one of the only movies I can think of that I found actually upsetting and stuck with me for a while.
>>215576783bit gay though
>>215576765I'll probably go with a few random 80s flicks I find on Tubi.
>>215576844So was NMOES and Alien but who cares as long as its scary.
>>215576765ninth gate or the thing. I watch them every year and usually on halloween night unless I feel like another classic
>>215576383it's canon
>>215576960i'm going to a screening of the thing on saturday where windows will be doing a q&a and a concert afterwards
>>215576225this was filmed very close to where I grew up but unfortunately it doesn't have much in the way of recognizable locations
>>215576368Wasn't this an MST3k episode?
>>215576485yeah it works
>>215577247hell yeah sounds awesome
>>215576765think i'm gonna go with Pulse since I've been watching some other Kurosawa movies over the course of the month and it's been a long time since I last saw it
>>215576765this year, Out There Halloween Mega Tape, and Halloween III
Reddit loves Talk to Me
>>215577470Talk to Me sucks
>>215577470so?
>>215577470>>215577487It's probably got one of the best depictions of hell I've seen in modern horror films.
>>215577470>yes I spend all my time browsing reddit, but I post it to 4chinz so I'm based!
>>215577470it's kino, tho. I wish I could write something like this.
>>215577354Good choice, Pulse is the thinking man's J-Horror.I saw Shikoku last year. It's good too.
>>215577542So don’t discuss it here.
>>215577699You brought it up faggot
>>215577600Shut up.
>>215577470go back
>>215577600Go back
>>215577699I will discuss whatever I want, you're a literally who with no power over me or anybody here, as far as I know this is a public forum open to any kind of discussion and there's nothing you can do about it other than cope.
>>215577771Go discuss reddit movies on reddit. Thats all. It is the least you can do.
>IMG_>the worst post you've ever seenevery time
>>215577800cope nigger
>>215577771Just don’t discuss Talk to Me or Bring Xer Back here
>>215577771This is 4chan. If you want to discuss reddit topics, go discuss it on reddit.
>>215577801kek
WNUF Halloween Special was charming, but 60 minutes of fake commercials + 20 minutes of fake TV doesn't make for a great movie.
Starting now, no budget backwoods french kino
>>215577691>Shikokunever heard of this one but I'll keep it in mind. not much of a j-horror aficionado myself but I've seen most of the well known ones.>>215577955hope it's on par with the mighty Devil Story
>>215576225God, what a shitty ending
Hey /hor/ I made some bad drawings again. Nemesis from RE, The Crow and a goth gf
>>215577857Seriously. They are like democrats that flee their shitholes but bring their garbage with them and then wonder why the new place turns to shit. Keep reddit movies on reddit.
>>215578176I enjoyed Talk to Me and Bring Her Back. I will discuss it here and also on reddit.
>>215578176You're not a smart person. Seriously.
>>215577929you have to be in the right mood for it. it's not The Thing
>>215578228I am smart. Otherwise I wouldn’t live where is l live.
>>215578176White Rs turned everything into shitholes. Thank your daddy Musk for that.
>>215577986Basically every other opinion on this film is the ending is the best thing about it.
>>215577986I was totally on board with a long forgotten celtic deity controlling people but not a fucking WORM they ended up crawling into
>>215578277I noticed, I googled it to see other peoples reactions and I was shocked to see everyone but me enjoyed the ending.
>>215578271Go back
>>215576225
>>215578262>I am smart. Otherwise I wouldn’t live where is l live.Lmao
>>215578278Haven't seen that but that happens a lot in northern European myth. Worms and snakes are the same thing in Irish, so St Patrick is getting rid of a kind of mythic dragon worm not just snakes. There's the stoor worm in the Orkneys, and plenty of dragon slayer myths about saints or fictional kings and knights coming out of the same minds of traditions. Lair of the White Worm is another close relation
I liked it. A bit of a different and less disorienting approach to found footage. The possessed girl was unsettling, lifeless eyes, yet vibrant at the same time. The effects were underwhelming, but it's a Shudder movie. Give it a try in the next couple days.
>>215578152your crow looks too much like heath ledger which shows how much nolan aped from itotherwise good on nemesis and the goth gf
>>215576765I do a double feature of Halloween (1978) and Trick 'r Treat
>>215577470>A24Every time I give their movies a chance, I am summarily disappointed. I won't be fooled again.
>>215578414The Lambton Worm legend would make a good movie.
>>215578363>AI turns out just to be a low wage coloured person
>>215578459ty fren, think I'll try drawing them again soon
>>215578152Nice hatching
>>215578422check out Deadstream if you haven't>>215578152based
>>215578560>DeadstreamI'll take a look at it, thanks
>>215578400Cope
>>215578316I'm already home. Go back to twitter.
>>215576225Off-topic ahh thread; 2 days for halloween.
>>215576368Watch the MST3K version
>>215578702?
>>215578700This isn’t reddit.
>>215578866To me it is
>watching the MST3K version of anything
>Characters do nothing>Die
>>215578969>woke
>>215578969It's a horror TV show. My expectations would already be on the floor if I had any desire to watch this.
>>215578152nice
>>215579053You enjoyed Talk to Me though
>>215578422It would have greatly benefited from being more dedicated to actually looking like it was from the era imo. The primary let down is how modern it looked.
>>215579268imo it looked fine, the whole film was just too goofy for it's own good. it threatened to even be scary when the seance started and then shot it down immediately.like, puking black blood is horror. puking black blood across the entire screen into the camera is looney tunes.
>>215579357Yeah sorry I didn't mean that it looked bad. I think it looks fine, but it doesn't look like it's actually a lost broadcast from the era it looks like it came out exactly when it actually did.
>>215578866I know. Twitter is the nazi site. Go back, FREN.
Much to my chagrin, it is nearing the day before Halloween and I realize I haven't watched a single horror movie this month. I watched around three dozen last year. My favorites from last year were (in no particular order)>Infinity Pool>Beyond the Black Rainbow>The Void>The Autopsy of Jane Doe>Frankenhooker>HardwareAny good recs? Have there been any decent releases this year? Maybe something lesser known or underappreciated? I've seen so many over the years, but I know there has to be some gems that I've missed.Also what's with these stupid captchas that say to select the circles when they clearly have rounded diamonds?
>>215577383>Out There Halloween Mega TapeDoes anyone know where the fuck to actually watch this? Even the guy's website says it's sold out.
>>215579562hasn't been a good year, don't know if I'd rec anything from it.Final Destination: Bloodlines, if you like the series.May as well watch Weapons since everyone else did.In terms of older films, watch Phantasm.
>>215579580>>215561408
i give night of the demons part 2. .......5.5/10 epic anon starsit was going to be 7 because it had actual plot but thwn as the movie went on it got shittier and cheesier and the movie literally ends with bad cgi snake. horrible ending. will never rewatch this one either.
>>215579627Fuck yeah dude thanks.
>>215579660It gets a bonus point for having Morbid Angel in the soundtrack
>>215579715sybau
>>215577270>>215578802No, watch the 4K
>>215579715The original had a great soundtrack too. Haven't seen 3 or the remake so can't comment on them.
About to rewatch the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. What am I in for
>>215579660deducted additional points for morbid angelits now a 3.5
>>215579092Not the same person
>>215579754im going to watch the remake next. well maybe im getting a bit of night demon fatigue
>>215579562Maximum Overdrive, if you've never seen it
>>215579627Is that anon is here reading this, thanks! I was looking for that
>>215579765A documentary about the great state of Texas
>>215578969>What if le heckin' racism was the true evil all along...Wow. Timely. Everything.
>>215579790seen it. used to come on monster vision back in the day enjoyed it as a lad
>>215579789If you get sick of it, you can always watch Night of The Demon (1957). Which is unironically one of the best horrors of the 50s.
>>215579627thanks
>>215579819will try it eventually thanks
>>215579765beautiful low angle shots of sunflowers and butts
>>215576225Got tinnitus after sleeping with my neck propped uncomfortably
Watched Dead Alive (Braindead) on the big screen tonight. I'd only seen it once on youtube a while back, but the new restoration looks great.It really is a masterpiece, and what a crowd-pleaser. Everyone went nuts for the whole second half.
Just put on the Woman in Cabin 10
>>215579936Kiera Knightley is so busted holy
>>215579936>psychological thriller film
>>215579974It is a girlboss career weeman movie kek
>>215579978Indian spammer. He's only here to blog off topic shit.
how do i get into Elvira
>>215579978Horror crossover. Thriller/horror mate.
>>215579999oh. there's few things I hate more than expecting horror and getting a shitty thrilleralso, checked
>>215580004You don't. And that's what no one did.
>>215580004Start watching Elvira's Movie Macabre and Elvira's Midnight Madness
>>215579999?
>>215579562>>215579790Well I guess I haven't been missing out on too much then. Not sure how I feel about yet another Final Destination movie. Haven't heard of Weapons, I could give that a shot. I've seen all the Phantasms and Maximum Overdrive.
>>215579999Quads of Truthke
>>215579916Were there any cute horror girls, anon?
>>215580004>how do i get into ElviraI think rape is basically your only feasible option at this point
>>215579999Not him
>>215580004with brutal force
>>215580004start by buying her a drink
>>215579936LOL she burns coal in this movie
A24 is a slop factory. They have not made a single good film.
>>215579936Anyways, I hope you turned it off cause I did when too many darky characters showed up
>>215580092Green Room and The Blackcoat's Daughter are good.
>>215579999It isn’t him Log off unc
>>215578702What's on-topic then?
>>215580112Kek, feed me another samefag faggot.
>>215579999What's on-topic then?
>>215580092>Ex Machina>The Killing of a Sacred Deer>Lady Bird
>October 29thAhhh, and you really meant to watch that movie. Oh well, tomorrow-- ahhh, wait, you've got that thing tomorrow. Well, maybe you'll watch it next year...
Beautiful sets and costumes, great performances from Cushing and Lee, it's just a shame that the actual gorgon is barely in the film.
>>215579765meatkino
>>215580154>>215580118He is just a faggot. Ignore him. Discuss horror.
>>215579765Ahem, I think you mean "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre"
>>215580004just fap don't actually watch her content
Don't forget to keep those pumpkins lit
>>215579765A good laugh, it's quite a funny movie.
>>215580276Cringe ahh 80’s movie
It's been so long since I've seen this, watch at your own risk. It came out around the time of Return of the Living Dead 3 with the same actress.
>>215580290you can say ass here little guy
>>215580276sounds kino, is there nudity?
“Sounds kino, is there nudity?” questioned the simp.
>>215580004her first movie is pretty good
>>215580276Kino.>>215580321There's tons. Including th' Quig.
>>215580321Yes
>>215580343fag or tranny?
Also great is I Will Dance on Your Grave: Cannibal Hookers. You have to have patrician tastes for this kino though or you will get filtered
>>215580408kek at that title
>>215580043At the theater? I didn't get a good look at everyone, I just found my seat.In the movie, I'm not really into the lead girl but this zombie is beautiful
>>215580364>>215580276>>215580408For me, it's Clown Whores of Hollywood
>>215580343>simpi don't pay women for photographs, faggot.
>>215579562Ugly Stepsister28 Years LaterDangerous AnimalsOddityStrange HarvestBone LakeThe Virgin of the Quarry LakeIt EndsObsessionA couple of these might be 2024, I'm going off the top of my head
Um, hello? Based department?
>>215580474What a reddit list
>>215580478Good? Seems like it had bad reception at the time, not that that means anything to me.
certified 90s kino
>>215580524What a 4chan reply
>>215580535Yes. Perfect balance of campy and genuinely spooky. And it’s stacked with old timers
>>215580556Great movie. I remember watching it with my parents when I was a kid and I remember him biting that man’s penis off in the bathroom
>>215580556Pfieffer was a good casting in this
>>215580474Shit list. Feminist. Cringe.
>>215580442clown pussiclown pussifhhhhooopphhhfhfherhehhe
>>215580640stop samefagging, if just for october
>>215580656Not samefagging. That list is peak cringe. How gay are you? Why are here and not reddit
>>215580644kek
>>215580684just one month bro
>>215580684Don't you have a street to be shitting in?
Ugly Stepsister28 Years LaterDangerous AnimalsOddityStrange HarvestBone LakeThe Virgin of the Quarry LakeIt EndsObsession
>>215580640*honk honk*
Oddity showed up on my feed and I remember watching this one and liking it. What other some other kinos involving golems?
>>215580728>>215580644
>>215580732any voodoo zombiemovie i guess
>>215580723You a fag?
>>215580728that reminds me, still waiting for Super Happy Fun Clown
>>215580732
>>215580787looks less like a clown and more like joker
>>215580776Is it that obvious?
Fulci's best movie is still worse than Troll 2
>>215580845Well with the copypasta spamming, yeah.
>>215580863Lol, come on anon
>>215580723fag tier list
>>215580535Yeah, it has Lynch-y vibes in some ways. It’s fun.
>>215580863i dont doubt the director of troll 2 thinks he is better than fulci
Today's film is From Dusk Till Dawn 3. I had fun with the sequel last year so I hope this is as good
>month is almost over felt faster than any other month
>>215581109Me too, we are getting old
>>215581090From Dusk Til Dawn 3: The Dawnening
>>215580723U know the rulestits or gtfo
>I'M RUNNIN' THIS MONKEY FARM NOW, FRANKENSTEIN, AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FFUCCKK YOU'RE DOIN' WITH MY TIME!
>>215580631mogged by her far less successful younger sister in Vamp (1986 ‧ Horror/Comedy ‧ 1h 34m)
>>215581269tell me if there's food rhodes! tell me!
>>215581269ya but is there foo tho?
>>215580988>>215580587gonna check it out, thanks
>>215580478The novel is one of the best horror novels ever
James Rolfe’s enduring masterpiece is Monster Madness 2011
4 minutes into night of the demons remake linea quigley is flashing her ass and panties to 2 kid girls....turned it off there0/10 epic anon stars
>>215581431I just watched his vid on horror conventions, man he met a ton of people.
it's lewd kino I'm afraid NSFW https://litter.catbox.moe/9h40sejk27d8v1d9.webm
>>215581435> linea quigley is flashing her ass and panties to 2 kid girlsI told another anon who said the remake was good I thought that was a weird way to do that homage and he said it was effective or something. My friend also really liked the remake for some reason. I thought it was a 3/10 but the soundtrack is good. Ending was also okay...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbJmWCuMiEM&list=RDVbJmWCuMiEM&start_radio=1
>>215581776would have been effective maybe if it was like 2 high school boys or girls..this is just kinda weird to do desu
>>215581668never thought of it as a golem, but it kind of makes sense in that context.
>>215581668That's not a golem.
Just finished Wax Mask. Pretty good.
>>215581435Plus the lead is nowhere near as cute
>>215581929kino werewolf design in that one
>>215581941black guy jumping out windows leaving her behind was funny
>>215581948Werewolf? This is a House of Wax remake with Fulci and Argento
>>215580723so you are the anon that randomly bring ups lgbt or feminist horror
>>215582012oh wtf my mind read Waxwork...I have actually seen Wax Max though kek. some impressive SFX scenes.
>>215582035I noticed too. There is such thing as “4chan culture” and it is noticeable when someone doesn’t fit in but still tries to subvert.
>>215582049Yeah. Wax Mask was good. I swear some parts don’t make sense but it is fine.
>>215582049>oh wtf my mind read Waxwork...>I have actually seen Wax MaxAnon, have you been sipping back on grandpa's old cough medicine?
>>215582103god dammit
>>215582123Grow up
>>215576765Alucarda and WNUF
>>215581776It earns points for more inventive demon designs. They could've done something different with their try at the lipstick scene though. I'd put it about middle of the road or slightly higher, say a 6/10.
>>215582149>>215582123
>>215582058Same thing with Indians. You can smell them across the Internet it's that bad. They should range ban C*nada as well.
>>215582188That has to be harperspammer in the pfp
someone rec'd this, gonna be my Halloween warm up
Poltergeist only has a 3.5/5 on Letterboxd. E.T. only has a 3.8. Huh. Zoomers don’t seem to like Spielberg
vampire kino time
>>215582234Jaws doesn’t even reach 4 stars, it’s at 3.9. Very surprising
>>215580723No
>>215582234They're probably too cynical. Spielberg is a true everyman filmmaker, from a time when the future looked bright.
>>215582188>>215582212Rent free.
>>215582123>>215582149Are these posts from the same simp?
>>215582252Not vampires, it's a ghost kino. Very melodramatic and Italian, but it's got a great atmosphere and Barbara Steele is a babe
>>215582188Simp is intimidated by mid roastie
>>215582328don't schizo post @ me. those are good films though.
>>215582123Reddit manchild
>>215582357T T hose are g good f f films t though
>Pissman schizo posting>Shitting up the thread>Enemy of Halloween
>>215581090Yeah, it was good!
>>21558223150 years old watching toddler cartoons
>>215582412While smoking dudee weed and eating cerial and having his other cuck simps friends over because his wife allowed it this weekend. He is even allowed to order pizza delivery like a grown up!
>>215582290Coming for your soul, nigga.
>>215582412Scoobychads run this general, saarr.
>>215582387He's autistic freak, he can't control it. It's 2am in Canada and he'll be samefagging for the next 4 hours. Some are simply compelled.>>215582412Kek says the dude who lauded the new RL Stine tweens movie. Go on. Send me 4 samefag replies.
>>215582387I am not sure if it is pissman this time.
>>215582058Fitting in is for retarded fags.This site ain't for normies that try to fit in.
>>215582447Castle Jeet
>>215582463kek
>>215582447What RL tweens movie?
>>215582453It is (You)
>>215582387Stop pretending you know who is you
>>215582447Nta but Pumpkinhead was pretty good actually.
>>215582507I too was surprised. Very goosebumpy.
>>215582507LMAO how do you even live with yourself. Like Clockwork. Put your phone to better use Prajeeshit, apply for MAID!
I've been trying to find a film about a necromancer but every time I find a film that says it has one, the title of necromancer just used to mean evil wizard. Is it really that hard to get someone in a robe to raise the dead and send them out to attack people for a film?All I can find that really matches is Army of Darkness. Are there any others?
>>215582447> Kek says the dude who lauded the new RL Stine tweens movieThat might have been and not him lol
>>215582387we went the most of october without it, let's just shoot this thread in the head
>>215582387>>215582556No one is shitting up the thread
>>215582540It's a kino concept, but practically it might be hard to get a script that works. If I was going to do it, it'd be a period film but one of those low budget ones like they'd churn out in the 70s. Don't need a whole castle, just get peasants in a field raising the dead from a local cemetery.
>>215576225Currently watching the second episode of Alien: Earth and I've got to know, does it get better? This fucking corpo bad/faux intelligent shit is getting old fast.
>>215582575What do you get out of living in complete denial!
>>215582540There's an X-Files episode about a necromancer. For most people it was not a decent conclusion for the cancelled Millennium television series.
>>215582412sorry you hate fun. I plan on making an animated short film so I also enjoy the technical part.
>>215582584There is only one good episode in the whole season. You will know which one when you see it.
>>215582590I don’t notice it
>>215582581It doesn't need to be a period piece. I'd settle for a swamp witch raising zombies to attack some redneck's holler in the modern day.>>215582613>There's an X-Files episode about a necromancer. The one with the kid that turns into a cat? Honduran refugee camp or something? I've seen't that one.
>>215582615>funGrow up
>>215582584no, it's all peter pan references from here on out
>>215582649>NOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN ONLY WATCH SERIOUS, ADULT! MOVIES DURING CANDY SPOOK TIMEYWIME!!!!lol
>>215582649i have, enough to appreciate good art is good art.
ugly cast
>>215582634It'd make for some good zombies from the grave scenes. That's one of my favourite parts, and no I don't care that you couldn't climb out of dirt like that.Although in a swamp it'd be even easier.
>>215582746tiny too
>>215582616>>215582691That's unfortunate. Had high hopes for it.
okay will bake
>>215582634>Honduran refugee campNo, "Millennium" (S07E04), about the Millenium cult from the spin-off series
>>215582775You're 10 posts early to declare this. Grave tidings.
>>215582775Bump limit is 310
>>215582787>>215582791do you understand what baking means?
>>215582797
Freddy vs Jason 2What do you want out of it? Same winner? Different winner? No winner?
>>215582797> do you understand what baking means?It is what your gf does after Tyrone visits
>>215582847I just want someone to officially win
It's Zombo!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx5ao6JRlc
>>215582847I think it's funnier that Freddy loses, plus he's the type to hold a grudge so seems like he would come back anyway
NEW>>215582863>>215582863>>215582863
>>215576607>You lose most of the female audience with a rape sceneThere are ways to deal with this. There can be rape without the actual scene itself. The Walking Dead did this with the Terminus story arc in the show.The fact that I never knew that it was implied that Jason raped Chris in Friday the 13th Part 3 has made me want to rewatch it again soon and watch both their behaviors in it more compelling.
>>215576636Don't scare me like that anon...jews are just a myth, right?
Just finished. I love Necrostorm stuff but this felt like The Asylum's take on Mad God, or watching a Doom playthrough
